Speaker 1: Second date of day.
Speaker 2: I feel like this gets brought up a lot after
Speaker 2: you match with someone online. How long should you wait
Speaker 2: before meeting up with them? Two to three hours? Three minutes?
Speaker 3: I feel like people typically take like a week or two.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm at your window right now. Can you open it?
Speaker 2: I'll climb right in. I brought over some special juice
Speaker 2: for us to splin.
Speaker 3: No sounds sketchy. I don't see any red flags.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna don't make me a weird one here.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying. The woman on the phone apparently isn't
Speaker 2: quite as eager as some of us, because she waited
Speaker 2: much much longer than two hours to meet up with
Speaker 2: her guy. Her name is Gail. Gail, Welcome to the show, Gail.
Speaker 2: Three hours. How long did you wait before you met
Speaker 2: up with the guy from online?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean we chatted on and off for like a month.
Speaker 3: Before we actually Why why a month? I mean, is
Speaker 3: that like something you typically do?
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 4: I mean that we didn't like chat every day, and
Speaker 4: I had like some work stuff going on, and I
Speaker 4: feel like it took him a while to ask me out.
Speaker 3: And after you talk for a month, is there a
Speaker 3: lot of anxiety going into that first meeting, because you've
Speaker 3: you've invested quite a bit of time at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean a little, but I was more excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the special juice is for, that.
Speaker 3: Keep you loose flexed.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people know what you mean,
Speaker 2: because also the longer you talk, the more you have
Speaker 2: gotten to know each other and form chemistry.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of Oh, I would be worried that
Speaker 3: I'd run out of things to say when I finally met.
Speaker 3: I've already covered everything.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you talk about with a guy
Speaker 2: for a month.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like what we're.
Speaker 4: Doing TV shows, We're watching stuff going on at work. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yes, the weird thing.
Speaker 4: He kept like bringing up, he kept saying, like, oh god,
Speaker 4: you seem so mature for your age, Like he said
Speaker 4: it like three separate occasions.
Speaker 2: Is that a compliment or a diss?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean it depends on how old
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 5: Are you like twenty one or twenty five?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I could kind of see that. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean twenty five, you could go either way for sure.
Speaker 3: Is he an older guy? Is that why?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What did he mean by that?
Speaker 4: Now? He's like a couple of years older. I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe it's the way I talk, or
Speaker 4: like I correct grammar.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe in the fact your name is Gail.
Speaker 4: Too.
Speaker 3: But okay, so it sounds to me like he meant
Speaker 3: it as a compliment.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess.
Speaker 4: And then at one point he asked me how old
Speaker 4: I really was, with like a smiley face, like as
Speaker 4: I thought I was lying on my profile or something.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I thought it was kind of rude.
Speaker 2: Oh, it could be a joke though, where you know,
Speaker 2: would tell me the real age make you laugh?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, because he's looking at your pictures, like,
Speaker 3: I mean, it's all based on photos, Like it'd be like,
Speaker 3: h thank you.
Speaker 2: No, Well, no, they've been talking a few weeks though,
Speaker 2: so they have that familiarity. What did you say to him?
Speaker 4: I said, you'll have to meet me to find.
Speaker 3: Out it right after, Like the conversation about your high cholesterol?
Speaker 3: Is that what years old?
Speaker 2: So what did you end up doing for your date?
Speaker 4: So, yeah, we made plans to get dinner, and because
Speaker 4: I'm hilarious, I decided to show up in an old
Speaker 4: lady costume.
Speaker 2: I love just to troll him for asking how old
Speaker 2: you were.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you went in full costume, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I got a white wig.
Speaker 4: I wore this like flowery dress, flower I had a cane.
Speaker 2: What did Jonathan think when you showed up looking like that?
Speaker 4: He was like finishing a conversation on the phone, and
Speaker 4: he like looked confused as to why. Like I was
Speaker 4: approaching him, and you know, I committed to the bit
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, hello, Jesson, this is gal.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. What was his reaction?
Speaker 4: I mean, he freaked out. And then I like immediately
Speaker 4: like took off the wig and was laughing and was like,
Speaker 4: this is a joke.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: And I was like, poke fun at you, and.
Speaker 2: I'm a little older than I said, that's really funny.
Speaker 3: Actually didn't laugh so much once he like figured out
Speaker 3: it was actually me.
Speaker 4: He was He was like, Okay, this is funny, and
Speaker 4: we joked about it.
Speaker 5: I like ordered a prune juice to be fun.
Speaker 2: I think it was that was kind of funny at first,
Speaker 2: that you don't want to over commit to being like
Speaker 2: a regular outfit on underneath.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say it's not very hot.
Speaker 4: I had like a cute dress on, and.
Speaker 3: They were at the pancake house at four o'clock, really
Speaker 3: going in on it.
Speaker 2: I mean, other than that, was there anything weird or
Speaker 2: awkward that happened while you were at the restaurant?
Speaker 4: I mean, conversation was good. I did kind of slip
Speaker 4: up a couple of times, and I accidently called him
Speaker 4: my ex's name.
Speaker 3: Oh, what's your ex's name?
Speaker 1: Jared?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's I could see that to Jay's Yeah, my.
Speaker 2: Ex name is Jonathan.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that that was my ex his name?
Speaker 4: He just like corrected me and he's like, you know,
Speaker 4: it's Jonathan.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, but.
Speaker 3: Oh that was That's a good cover though, that you
Speaker 3: didn't delve into. Oh I keep calling it. I thinks
Speaker 3: it was name wrong multiple times. That's so rude.
Speaker 2: And I think a lot of people would think, like, oh,
Speaker 2: she must be going on a lot of dates. Then
Speaker 2: if I'm just like which one are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but isn't that like competition for guys? Like, oh,
Speaker 3: a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Won't some guy. I would probably just cry, Guys, give
Speaker 2: her a break. She's a senior citizen. So, how did
Speaker 2: you end things with Jonathan that night?
Speaker 1: I mean we had a good date.
Speaker 4: There is a little kiss.
Speaker 2: Did you take your teeth out before the kiss?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We've been like talking, but it's more like friendly and
Speaker 4: he hasn't asked me out again. Okay, well, I don't
Speaker 4: know how he's feeling.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, we can find out exactly how he's
Speaker 2: feeling by using this old, tiny landline that we have
Speaker 2: in studio. We're gonna do the roto dial on this one,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 5: Thank you, we said right after.
Speaker 2: Fall asleep coming up next second. We got to knock
Speaker 2: out this second date quick so we can make it
Speaker 2: over to the community room and watch People's Court.
Speaker 6: I've seen this episode before. Judge Wapner's gonna give it
Speaker 6: to him this time. Jaywalk, they threw him in the slammer.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is down.
Speaker 2: It is eight am about it's almost nipped down. Let's
Speaker 2: bring it up because our listener Gail, who is twenty
Speaker 2: five years old by the way, decided to prank her
Speaker 2: date Jonathan by showing up to dinner dressed as a
Speaker 2: little old granny. Why did she do that? Because he
Speaker 2: kept saying she seems so mature during their online chats
Speaker 2: and even asked how old are you really, and so
Speaker 2: decided to prank him with the old lady costume and
Speaker 2: the date went really well, minus the part where she
Speaker 2: called him her ex's name a couple of.
Speaker 3: Times, but they still shared a cute kiss at the end.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear cute kiss. I just heard kiss.
Speaker 3: I don't know what was it, Gail. What was the kiss?
Speaker 5: A kiss?
Speaker 2: A little little yeah, like as tightly puckered lips as
Speaker 2: you can get.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's not sexy. Maybe that's more grandma style. That's
Speaker 3: a problem.
Speaker 2: Maybe you leaned a little bit too hard and to
Speaker 2: the grandma thing and it kind of turned him off.
Speaker 3: You have to go with pigtails next time in a
Speaker 3: schoolgirl outfit.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you think, Gail?
Speaker 4: I really have no idea why, And I just if
Speaker 4: it is, like if he like snooped around and like
Speaker 4: found out that my ex was Jared, I just would
Speaker 4: want a chance to explain myself and apologize.
Speaker 3: Because you didn't tell him that it was your ex's name.
Speaker 1: No, but you know, I really don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, let's ask him what the real deal was. I'm
Speaker 2: going to call his number right now and we're.
Speaker 1: Going to do it.
Speaker 2: That's how I say it on the radio. That's really
Speaker 2: let's do this. Oh hey is this Jonathan?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 2: I don't believe you that you're Jonathan Now.
Speaker 3: I can't believe he didn't go in with the old
Speaker 3: man voice. I thought for sure that we're going to
Speaker 3: hear Alan Winterbottom.
Speaker 1: Old man, what what's up? Actually?
Speaker 2: You're happy now, Brooke anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm a little confused, but I'm good.
Speaker 2: No, we're doing something with you right now, Jonathan. You're
Speaker 2: on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning on a second date. Update.
Speaker 1: I don't those words mean nothing to me. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't really know what I'm talking about either,
Speaker 2: but a radio show, and we're on.
Speaker 1: A task right I'm on the radio right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool.
Speaker 2: Say hello to the listeners we have Hey, Hey, they
Speaker 2: say hi back, trust me. Anyway, we were trying to
Speaker 2: get some help for one of our listeners named Gail,
Speaker 2: who you went out on a date with recently.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember Gail.
Speaker 3: Okay, she sounds pretty funny. Did you think she was fun?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it was a it was a cute date,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean yet I like her. She's she's cool.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: We did hear about your date because she told us
Speaker 2: that you went to a restaurant and she was dressed
Speaker 2: up as an old grandma.
Speaker 1: She told you that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was funny. We all laughed.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was definitely interesting.
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't you didn't like the joke.
Speaker 1: It's not that I didn't like it. I kind of
Speaker 1: don't know how to tell her. This is gonna I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna come out it's good. This is gonna sound weird.
Speaker 2: I think she understands that something odd is going on
Speaker 2: because she told us, you guys haven't really reconnected very
Speaker 2: much after the date happened.
Speaker 3: Right, Like, It's more it felt like it moved into
Speaker 3: the friend zone, she said.
Speaker 2: And so she's ready to hear whatever the reason is
Speaker 2: for that. But she'd just like to get a little closure.
Speaker 3: Le me fix it.
Speaker 1: I can definitely offer closure.
Speaker 4: Okay, but.
Speaker 1: After the date something changed. What do you mean, Well, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got in my car and I was driving home.
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, I couldn't help but realize
Speaker 1: that I was more attractive to her as the grandma.
Speaker 3: Oh wait when she was dressed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't know how. I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to feel about it. Yeah, it just it just did
Speaker 1: something for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what about it was more attractive to you?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. It just it unlocks something,
Speaker 1: I guess. I think it was something about the way
Speaker 1: her voice.
Speaker 3: I don't know, they grandma voice.
Speaker 1: I like the maturity. I liked the prune juice. I
Speaker 1: don't know it was. It just seems like this seemed
Speaker 1: like she knew what she was doing, and I found
Speaker 1: that a really hot.
Speaker 2: I've heard of big D energy, but not big G
Speaker 2: energy energy. You're into that.
Speaker 1: It's not so much the grandma thang. It's just like
Speaker 1: the older woman stuff. I mean, like a woman in.
Speaker 3: Charge, a woman who just makes decisions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, makes decisions, tells me what to do.
Speaker 2: You know, so, hearing Brooks talk to you right now,
Speaker 2: it is definitely handstick.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not a gray hair. I don't have great hair, Alexis.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It makes me feel taken care of.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well she's sound it's like a confident woman. It
Speaker 3: doesn't sound like you should shut the door on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's more. Well, after the date, I went
Speaker 1: back online and I've been talking to more mature woman.
Speaker 1: I bumped it. I bumped it up a little.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I mean, no judgment, but I'm just I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think of how Gail must feel hearing all
Speaker 2: of this right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I was hoping you all would tell wait, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do I mean? I mean Gail's actually on
Speaker 2: the other line right now listening.
Speaker 5: Uh Gail, Yeah, hey, hi Jonathan.
Speaker 2: See it sounds like you guys have a lot to
Speaker 2: talk about here.
Speaker 1: Look, I mean you're cool and all, but I'm there's
Speaker 1: something that date. It just made me realize I want
Speaker 1: I'm one older.
Speaker 4: I'm just confused and kind of shocked. I don't really
Speaker 4: have to say, like you want you want the one
Speaker 4: I'm fifty years.
Speaker 1: Older than you?
Speaker 4: Like, is that why you kept?
Speaker 1: Oh, exactly fifty would be great.
Speaker 3: Fifty years older or exactly fifty.
Speaker 1: Years exactly fifty years old?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, that's the sweet spot for him.
Speaker 3: I mean again, it is a good age for women.
Speaker 3: I'm out there.
Speaker 1: It is a good age for women. Some of the
Speaker 1: people I'm talking to online are amazing. Wow.
Speaker 2: What about what about the woman you're talking to on
Speaker 2: the phone line right now?
Speaker 6: Gail?
Speaker 1: You're Gail, You're great. It's not like I don't It's
Speaker 1: not like I don't like you. It's just I'm I
Speaker 1: don't see us in a relationship.
Speaker 3: He wants to be with someone who can't have pregnancy
Speaker 3: scarce because he just some.
Speaker 1: Woman get pregnant at fifty. It's possible, Gail.
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear what you're thinking right now.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, I guess I'm kind of like
Speaker 4: offended that you thought I was more attractive when I
Speaker 4: had a wig on and glasses.
Speaker 1: And it's not that I'm not attracted to you, Gail,
Speaker 1: it's just like you're too young for me.
Speaker 2: You never heard that ever on this show.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 4: I'm glad I could assist in you figuring out your stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: It was a very mature thing for you to say.
Speaker 5: Years old, I am mature.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see you turn into the mature woman.
Speaker 2: It's a lot before it goes any farther. But I
Speaker 2: am going to ask kind of a weird question. Would
Speaker 2: you be interested in going out with Gail one more
Speaker 2: time if she dressed up as the old lady.
Speaker 3: I don't know that Cale's volunteered for.
Speaker 1: Just the voice would be good.
Speaker 2: How about you give him a little flavor right now?
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's going to work out.
Speaker 2: Kind of did it for me to hear?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're feeling what I'm feeling that.
Speaker 2: I'm getting hot flashes. I amok. Jeffrey in the morning. Well,
Speaker 2: if this is a trend, I think it bodes very
Speaker 2: well for somebody in this room, Alexis, because now your
Speaker 2: mom will be hit on by more of your.
Speaker 3: Please don't think my mom is twenty five.
Speaker 2: We should have hooked Jonathan up with Alexis' mom.
Speaker 4: It would have been.
Speaker 3: It's always good to hear though it's nothing you did.
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, the only thing she could have done
Speaker 3: to fix it was just to wait, wait till she.
Speaker 2: Got old, or you know, invented a time machine and
Speaker 2: aged herself by thirty years and.
Speaker 3: Then gone back opposite of botox injacked yourself with wrinkles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it motox. Yeah, but yeah, really no chance for
Speaker 2: her in that one. Nothing she could have done, but
Speaker 2: a big self.
Speaker 3: Discovery for him. Yeah, it helped him.
Speaker 2: Something good did come out of this. And if you
Speaker 2: ever want to get a second date up that you
Speaker 2: can always email. The show will help you out. And
Speaker 2: if you want to catch up on all of our
Speaker 2: second dates, they're up on our podcast wherever you get
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