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Speaker 1: We are the one dude. Three are losers? Still still

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Speaker 1: like that's all right? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 1: to you to get your head. I'm Eddie, and I

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Speaker 1: you on, that's what gets me going wrong. That gets

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Speaker 1: mean really, I'm I'm. It's like a basically a string

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Speaker 1: Come on, bro, Have I told you? Have I told

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Speaker 1: you about the two guys that started fighting on my team? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's so true. I mean I hear the Mike Tyson quotes.

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Speaker 1: Eddie over to you, right right, right, right, your right.

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Speaker 1: We talked about it on The Big Show earlier this

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Speaker 1: you have kids, I bet it is very difficult to

419
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 1: have a hangover and deal with kids that next day.

420
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 1: So then you do it in moderation. You can have

421
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 1: a cocktail at five pm and feel just fine. And

422
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 1: I imagine that's what all evolve into. But right now

423
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 1: it's one time a week, get ham boned baby. But yes, kids,

424
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: then it's cocktail hour, night night. If you want my

425
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 1: honest opinion, thank you good because I look at myself

426
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: and I asked myself, what type of parent am I?

427
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 1: And I'm not to the stage and I want to

428
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,119
Speaker 1: me if I want to know me as a parent, Eddie,

429
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: what am I want to know? My legacy? No? No, no, No,

430
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 1: I'm saying that I am not at the point of

431
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 1: Eddie where they're old enough to really get angry. Like

432
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 1: a two year old doesn't really do much that makes

433
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 1: you that angry. What I thought it was a terrible twos. Well,

434
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 1: I mean he just turned to like two weeks ago,

435
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: so it's not really like I'm not there yet. When

436
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: he does a couple of things and you get frustrated,

437
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 1: but it's not like you he's you know, throwing baseballs

438
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: across the house and you have to yell you don't

439
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 1: got an athlete. Well, I'm saying, like Eddie, you know,

440
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 1: one year olds already doing that. The one thing he

441
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: does do is he climbs up on the chair and

442
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: he starts hitting the TV. I've got to stop that.

443
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 1: I've got him, got to get him to stop that.

444
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: That's the one that drives me. I get all upset.

445
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: But I ask you these questions because we got an email.

446
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: We are the Store Losers at gmail dot com and

447
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: it's from a mother. I love this podcast three crack

448
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: me up and brighten my day. I have a parenting

449
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: question and would like to get your input. Back in

450
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 1: my college days, I loved playing beer pong, and I

451
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: have to admit it, I was pretty dang good. Now

452
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 1: that I'm older, I don't really party anymore, but still

453
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 1: want to get my beer pong fix. Is it bad parenting?

454
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 1: Moved to teach my kids, ages seven to nineteen, to

455
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 1: play beer pong with me. No alcohol would be involved.

456
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: I could even change the name to cup pong l

457
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: O L. I personally don't see a problem with it,

458
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 1: but my husband is not fond of the idea. Please

459
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: let me know your thoughts and thanks for the help. Rachel.

460
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 1: Oh God. When I read this email, I look at

461
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,479
Speaker 1: the nineteen year old and I assumed the nineteen year

462
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: olds already playing. Attractive female is already playing beer pong

463
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: because they're college age. When you are college age, you're

464
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: going to You're gonna be going to parties, and beer

465
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 1: pong is going to be a thing. So playing with

466
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,400
Speaker 1: your nineteen year old, I don't think it's a big deal.

467
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: And you can call. You don't have to put beer

468
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: in it. This seven year old doesn't know it's beer pong,

469
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 1: so it's just a game of throwing a ping pong

470
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: ball in a cup of water. It's fine. There is

471
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with playing what did you call the change

472
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: the name to cup pong with your kids? Yeah? Me

473
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: real quick and then Eddie, you can go. Cut pong

474
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: is so freaking fun. Me and Bass still play it

475
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,479
Speaker 1: on the weekends because it is more of it for us.

476
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: It's a drinking game, but it can be a non

477
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: alcoholic fun event for the family. I get it as

478
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 1: the negative connotation of being college drunk binge drinking, you

479
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: can there. Are they going to talk about it at school? Probably?

480
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: Are that is maybe a teacher gonna call you. Probably,

481
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: But if you're not, If they're not drinking, you're playing

482
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,199
Speaker 1: with water. There's nothing wrong with it. If they love it,

483
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 1: have fun. Is a family boom there you go. Maybe

484
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: you just do it for a month and say maybe

485
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: that was crossing the line and then you stop. But

486
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: just try let the kids see it, because I guarantee

487
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 1: it's a It's a cross generation national game that is

488
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: going to be popular for years to come. Also, you

489
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,719
Speaker 1: want your nineteen year old to be going to these

490
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 1: college parties and dominate. You don't want your kids getting

491
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: skunked when they show up to the beer pong table

492
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: and they're the ones getting drunk. You want them getting

493
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: everybody else drunk because of their skills. And if they

494
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 1: start at the age of seven, they could win world

495
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: titles by the time they're older. And I believe the

496
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: college kids that there's been times I've played it where

497
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: you it turns into strip pong, So you want the

498
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: kids to do And Billy played strip pong in South

499
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: Beach and South Boy to us, we got we got

500
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: wild down there in Texas State and Sam Markin's we

501
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: beat Billy in South Beach. We were the king of

502
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: strip strip pong in our part. Man, oh boy, coach, coach.

503
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: I think cup pong cup pong is genius or whatever

504
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: she wants to call it. And look, a lot of

505
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: drinking games are fun. They don't have to be about drinking.

506
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: I've already top of my kids how to do quarters

507
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: in the shot class. They love it. Yeah, and you

508
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: don't have to and so the game you don't have

509
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: to chug the water. Every cup that you you know,

510
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 1: you put it on the back patio and every cup

511
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: you land the water and you gotta pour the cup

512
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: of water on your head. I mean, it's just there.

513
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: You go. You turn it into a family game, and

514
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: that's absolutely great that you just actually created an awesome

515
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: idea randomly, which is that was shocking. We should actually

516
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 1: patent that before we put out this podcast. Wow, that

517
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: was a good idea. I don't think you can patent

518
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: pouring water over your head. Who knows the pattent everything else?

519
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:47,360
Speaker 1: Nowadays there's no patent on beer pong. Well then it's

520
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: just a game. We got us a legal battle because

521
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 1: that was a hell of an idea, Coach, Yeah, I

522
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 1: mean that's all it is. That boom, It's simple. I

523
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: think your husband is being a little little bit upside Yeah,

524
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: I mean is he hang out with any Did they

525
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: go to the same Y m c A or what?

526
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: Because he sounds a lot. I just told you that

527
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm cool. I do drinking games with my kids already, Coach,

528
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: we don't drink, but I mean, you know what, I

529
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: feel like I missed out big time on the dad

530
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: experience that my dad used to do this all the time.

531
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: Hey go get me a beer. With my foster kids,

532
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: I can't drink around them, so I don't have the

533
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: luxury of like, hey, somebody go get me a beer.

534
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: Open it. My parents they taught me how to make

535
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: mixed drinks. You can you imagine me try and teach

536
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: my kids and makee me mixed drinking coach, because so

537
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: you your parents would instruct you. Hey, so I like

538
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: it a little bit soda water and then you put

539
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: the vodka ice so that you could make their drinks

540
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: for him, right, yes, yes, they all right, go get

541
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: a go get a glass, but fill it up with ice.

542
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: And then they would do the little finger and you know,

543
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: like this is how much of the of the bottle

544
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: you put in there and put the rest of the water,

545
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: stir it up, and we're good. Because I guess parents

546
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: can have their kids do whatever they want for you.

547
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: You make him o the yard, make him do this.

548
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: My dad loved to have his hair combed, so for

549
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: every the what did the hell is what I'm telling

550
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: this is being a dad is gonna be so weird. Ray, Okay,

551
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: this is Ray. I mean, I don't know how long

552
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: Ago was talking about chaking showers with his dad and

553
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: just staring at his butt crack the whole time. Then

554
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: he tells us that him and South Beach and Billy

555
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: played strip beer pong in their apartment with each other.

556
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: And then now we find Ray combed his dad's hair

557
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: all right, go on what I was saying, Eddie, Ray

558
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: the parts a little wrong spanking for you. Eddie would

559
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: make the drinks. That was the labor that his parents

560
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: made him do a little more normal for okay for us.

561
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: My dad loved to have his hair comb so we

562
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: would do it for free for years and then my mom,

563
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: my mom said you you should make your dad pay you.

564
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: So then we started charging my dad. And once we

565
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: started charging him money, then he didn't want us to

566
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: comb his hair anymore. And it was also where across town,

567
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: which with my mom in the same house. Hey, Ray,

568
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: you're grounded. You got to comb my hair for one

569
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: hour straight. No, my mom would have us her She

570
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: would get some migraines a little bit, and so she'd say,

571
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: will you massage my head? I'll pay you five dollars

572
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: And then so then we'd be like, Dad, we're not

573
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: gonna comb your hair. Mom just paid us five dollars

574
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: for a massage in her head. So that's the thing

575
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: my parents. My dad loved to have his hair combed

576
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: so that you can change comb. It would part to

577
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: the side, and then then you would have a little

578
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: spray bottle, so you would spray it, but then you

579
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: get it wet. First you get it wet, and then

580
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: you're also you're combing it back, and then you comba

581
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: to the side. And it was a whole and it

582
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: was a whole thing until twenty minutes happened, and you're like, Dad,

583
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: can I please minutes? Twenty minutes? Your dad doesn't have

584
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: that much hair. How are you combing up for twenty minute?

585
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: You've got this. It's a process, Coach. You combed the bottom,

586
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: the side, the tops, you spike it, you comb it

587
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: over to the other side. Coach, it was a process.

588
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying that my my dad enjoyed that.

589
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: So you can train your kids to do whatever you

590
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: want him to do. Yeah, obviously, so is what we've

591
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: learned here. So coach Ray, So here, would your dad

592
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: mess up his hair after you were done so your

593
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: twin could comb it next? No, I mean he would

594
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: then be on shift the next Sunday or whatever, so

595
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: then you know, then you'd have to comb it. But

596
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: I mean, good boys, bizarre. I haven't thought about that,

597
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: understand And I'm and I'm not talking badly about Ray's dad,

598
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: you know, he's it's whatever. But but your son is

599
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: gonna be like your Your son is gonna be like

600
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: you as a dad, you know, so you see Ray,

601
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be of what his dad

602
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: was like. Like, Ray is gonna have his kids comb

603
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: his hair for him? Now, no, I'm not. And then

604
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: he's gonna shower naked with him. I think everybody has

605
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: an idea of what kind of parents they're gonna be

606
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: until they're actually apparent, and then everything goes out the

607
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: window and you're like, oh wow, that is not I mean,

608
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: I can already tell the kids are gonna streuss me

609
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: the crop I'm coach. I'm probably gonna be a terrible

610
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be angry. They're always gonna put me in

611
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: a bad mood going into it. I think, oh, all,

612
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: I well listen to. I will have every conversation my

613
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: kid wants to have. I will not close down. We're

614
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: gonna have an open door policy. Yeah right, dude. After

615
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: they annoy the crap at me, I'm closing the door

616
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: and tell them they can never come in the door

617
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: unless they knocked in time, unless they comb your hair.

618
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: When I think about parenthood, I just think of how

619
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: mad the kids are gonna make me that. That's really

620
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: all I think about. Man. That is, I've never called

621
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: my dad's hair. Not right, guys, we need to naked

622
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: with your dad. I mean maybe when I was little,

623
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: but I don't remember it. Like, did you ever shower

624
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: naked with your kids? No? Never, never, never, coach, I mean,

625
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: there's no way. I mean, I don't even think they've

626
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: seen me. I haven't asked him, but I don't think

627
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: they've ever seen me naked, because I I do. Like,

628
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to teach my two year old how to

629
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: take a shower, you know, like he takes a bath,

630
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: but and so I've taken a couple of showers where

631
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,959
Speaker 1: I take him upstairs and we go in the shower

632
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: and I show him soap, and you know, it just

633
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: seems like the easiest way. The wife doesn't always want

634
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: to bathe him, like throw him in the shower, Edward,

635
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: Like there's not like yeah, yeah, coach, guys, you put

636
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: your your child in the shower and then you tell

637
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: him what to do, you demonstrate or whatever, but you

638
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: don't have to be naked in there with him. It's

639
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: just it's easier. You're gonna get wet as hell. Lunch.

640
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: Tell him you're getting soaking wet and the kid is too.

641
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: He's a little bit scared of the faucet when it's

642
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: coming out. It's a monster gay and he doesn't want

643
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: us to say, you have not scared of coach. He's

644
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: not scared of the faucet. He's scared of the elephant

645
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: like Ephant. No. Usually, usually I'm holding him because he won't.

646
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: He won't it up close to the water like. He

647
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: just stands back there and he's a little scared snake.

648
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: It's they're big, and so they only had the one

649
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: Daddy d it's got some rocks under it too, in

650
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: his belly. The snakes fall, Dad snake. That snake in

651
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: a couple of bullying balls. So yes, I think it's

652
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: normal when they're that young to try to teach him

653
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: how to once he starts remembering things. At two years old,

654
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: he doesn't remember. I mean, he doesn't know what anything is.

655
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: He doesn't know what's going on. So you're trying to

656
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: help him. So yes, I've taken him in the showers.

657
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: Not a big deal. Oh man, Oh my god, waunch

658
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: this number you want me to call right now? What

659
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: you want to do? Well? I don't know what the

660
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: heck we were talking about. Oh, it had to deal

661
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: with the sei you showering with your two year old.

662
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: I was trying to do a good segue and I'm

663
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: not so it's guys. So we wondered about how strip

664
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 1: clubs are going to operate during this time. Okay, well

665
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: we need to head to Houston because Vivid Gentleman's Club

666
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: now has a drive through. Okay, boy, they have put

667
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: a tent up in the parking lot, and you roll

668
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: through the tent and you're allowed to watch girls dance

669
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: for two songs. You throw the money out the window

670
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: and you drive off. Eddie, you're for vacation. Are you

671
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: going anywhere? And no, you're laying low coach. The last

672
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: vacation I went somewhere. I got Corona. I think I'm

673
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: gonna stay at the house for a little bit because

674
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, if you were rolling near Houston,

675
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: that Texas Panhandle, baby, what if you accidentally took a

676
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: little turn into this BA Panhandle coach or wherever it coached.

677
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: It's a big state, My bad. I don't know all

678
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: the little local the localisms. Yes, but I ray I

679
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: sent you the number because I want to call them

680
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: and I want to know how this works. I just

681
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: saw the news story and I found it hilarious. Houston

682
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: is now home to Texas is first drive through strip club.

683
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: I want to know what you're gonna coach, Coach, you

684
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 1: know what you need to do. You need to call

685
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: like it's a drive through and be like, all right,

686
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: I'll take the um diamond um with a blue bikini. Well,

687
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: I want to ask them, do they get on your hood?

688
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 1: There you go? Those are normal. I want to know

689
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: how this works. Everybody probably wants to know. I select

690
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: it right, all right, it should be coming up, it

691
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 1: should be ringing it right. Ask you if you can

692
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: get some of that all you can eat lobster to

693
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 1: it's all buns and no burger at this drive through.

694
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: I mean, like, it doesn't even if they're not dancing, Like,

695
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: if you can't get that close to him, does it

696
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: is there really any point coach? Some people? I mean

697
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: it's one of the ices nudity porn. Do you have

698
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: to have a woman grinding on your know, that's just

699
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: the act of seeing what the crap is up with?

700
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: That stupid phone has a lot of people that want

701
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: to go through the drive to they have a lot

702
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: of Maybe that's their number, coaches, Well, I gave you

703
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: their number, I know, but maybe that's uh. I mean,

704
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: I'll try to call it on my cell phone. I

705
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: just want to see. I'll call it right now on mine.

706
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: I just want to see if it was that same

707
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: what the crowd and they alright? Coach. Another good question too,

708
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: is is you know do they charge by the car

709
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: load or yeah, there is there an admission? Like is

710
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: there cover charge? That's a great question because when you

711
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: go sometimes they do have a cover charge, and then

712
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: sometimes coach drinking and strip bars all that go hand

713
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: in hand. So is it okay if you drink and drive,

714
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: even if you're just going in circles, customers can order booze?

715
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: Oh my, this is crazy. Is it working? That is crazy?

716
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: I was just joking. That's crazy. If they're gonna just

717
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: be giving them beers and they take off in their

718
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: car and okay, so you throw the money at him,

719
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: right if it's a windy day and it blows out

720
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: of the tent, like what happens, Like, girls gotta jump

721
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: down and go get it. It's gone, Money's gone. The

722
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: windy's next door is gonna get it? Is it working right? Now?

723
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: You do nine one and then the number right, Yeah,

724
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: that's what I did it. I've done like ten times.

725
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. Sometimes some numbers block. I'll do

726
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: it on my cell phone. All right, there you go,

727
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: good call Steve. I doubt they block, but I mean

728
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: they're a strip club coach there. They have all these regulations.

729
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: How do you think they've stayed afloat? They got this

730
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: new policy where you can drive through and get a stripper.

731
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: I would hope they block random numbers like us. Hey, Ray,

732
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: he's gonna call him on his cell phone. They're gonna

733
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: be like, oh, hey, lunch box, what's up? Man? No, dude,

734
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna call him back when he's with his wife.

735
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: How sweetie? They have an ald the cars? Ready? Hi?

736
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: How are you doing. I'm just trying to call them.

737
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some information. I saw that you

738
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: guys have the drive through going on. How does that work?

739
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: We are actually open on the inside as well, just

740
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 1: to let you know drive weather permitting. Um, But as

741
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: far as I know, basically the processes. If he would

742
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: like to purchase food, you would go in into the

743
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: line eat glacier order and while you're waiting, you would

744
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: be on the inside um of the tent and the

745
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: girls lined up on the side and you would have

746
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: a limited yet well, okay, now the girls on the

747
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: outside do they still do they still take off the

748
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: tops and every day or is it you know, like,

749
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: is it the full experience? Okay at the inside? Yeah,

750
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: but the inside is good to go, yes, basically the same.

751
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 1: We're just open on the inside technically as a restaurant

752
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: with entertainment. Do you have a cocktail waitress that brings

753
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: alcohol to the car? While we watched the two songs?

754
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: How does that work? Yes? And do the girls dance

755
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: like on the car? Is it like like do they

756
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: get on the hood behind? If we want to make

757
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: it rained, I want to make it a platform basically okay.

758
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: And so if we're on a platform, if we want

759
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: to make it rain, we just do it out the

760
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: car window on the windshield. You could do that, or

761
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: they have buckets on the side. Oh, because you know,

762
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: I was hoping like if they would get on the windshield,

763
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: we make it rain onto the windshield, we make the

764
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: windshield wipers spurt. You could hold oh yeah, yeah, we'll

765
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 1: hold Yeah. She's like, um, hey, I have somebody that's

766
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: actually gonna spend money. Another question, stupid ass radio bit.

767
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 1: You guys got another questions? For sure? For sure she's

768
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: making she she's jetting, joking with us about the inside stuff,

769
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: Right's I think she just has to answer honestly. Do

770
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: you guys have other questions? Yes? Ask him if you

771
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: turn on the windshield wipers, if it'll squirt, if it's

772
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: squirts of girls, if you get fined or is it

773
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: fine to do? Yeah? And then I can ask about

774
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: the cover charge, like you know what T shirt say, Hey,

775
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: if you got a girl dancing on the hood, can

776
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: you turn on your whip? They don't dance on the hood,

777
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: she said, there's a barricade. Tell them if you want

778
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: to do wet T shirt? What if your windshowd wiper

779
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: fluid shoots on the girls? Is that okay? Okay? Ask her?

780
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: Raspberry still works there? Okay? I think I had a Yeah, So, ma'am,

781
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: if we're going through the drive thru, can we like

782
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: squirt our windshield wiper fluid at the girls and like

783
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: get a wet T shirt kind of thing? No, And

784
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: to go through the tent. Is there a cover charge?

785
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: They're not unless you're just wanting to go into like

786
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: just the show. And is it twenty dollars a car

787
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: load or twenty dollars a person? Okay, so I can

788
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: bring me and three of my boys and we can,

789
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 1: you know, hang out the window and watch two song? Wife?

790
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: Your wife? What about your wife and my kids? I

791
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: wish you get one of the girls. Now. Can I

792
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: bring the kids in the car or is that like,

793
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: is that illegal? Okay? I mean they're in carcat so

794
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: I was hoping they would fall asleep and I can

795
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: enjoy the scenery. You know what I'm saying. We didn't

796
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: get to ask your raspberries get out of I mean, guys,

797
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: it's real. It's twenty dollars to go through the tent

798
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: for two songs. Fine, I still don't understand how it works.

799
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: Are you sure it's only in Houston? On Memphis? That'd

800
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: be awesome. I mean it might be, but it's the

801
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: first one in Texas. And I saw this in the

802
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 1: article We're about to have Bachelor Bachelor Trip round two.

803
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 1: That's the case. There's no way your girl will let

804
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: you drive to Memphis to go through a drive to whoa,

805
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 1: what's wrong with going through a drive through? Yeah, Eddie,

806
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: you're there to pick up food. She said, you can

807
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: order food the top and I'm gonna go to a

808
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: drive through with Eddie launched a couple other guys. No, no, no,

809
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: if limit fourt for you. How many dudes, I mean

810
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: four pervs are in the car? Watch in her head

811
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, so you're gonna load up you with

812
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: your purvy buddies and try and get a deal. Like hey,

813
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: Then I said, the kids will be asleep in the

814
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: car seat. The kids question was great? Can I want

815
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: the kids to experience this? How do you find this news?

816
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: Like I look at news every day, crap pops up.

817
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: I mean it might have been it might have been

818
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: on a little bit of a smut site. But just

819
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: let him do what he does. I'm on us, I'm

820
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: on a strip club newsletter. I thought it was interesting.

821
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: I thought that's an interesting thing that I've got to

822
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: give her props because out of the fifteen questions we

823
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: bombarded her with, I would have answered I don't know

824
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: too and then hung up on you, but she fielded

825
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: a bunch of them before the hang up that's very impressive.

826
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: The fact that she put me on hold and even

827
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: came back. I thought she was gonna put me on

828
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,879
Speaker 1: hold and we were never going to hear from her.

829
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: That's the way to tell somebody to f off. I'm

830
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: gonna put you on hold and then just never get

831
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: back to him. Yeah, like I I gotta you know

832
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 1: there's another I gotta call another line, hold on one second,

833
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: and then you just never come back. But no, this

834
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: woman took her job so serious that she came back

835
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: and wanted to answer more question. I don't even know.

836
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: Like if somebody asked me that many questions about my

837
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: own building, I don't know if I'd know that she

838
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: knew the inside, the outside, the tents, the stages, the

839
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: car number, the prices, the buffets. Damn, I am very wow.

840
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: The the whole question about the windshield thing, that's genius.

841
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if they had a meeting today

842
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: about it. Like somebody called in had an idea about

843
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: maybe using the windshield wiper fluid as like a wet

844
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: thing like that wouldn't be a bad idea. I mean,

845
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: it wasn't genius. It was just a guy question that

846
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: came to my head. Coach, Well, I didn't even think

847
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: about I didn't think about the liquid being able to

848
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: escort the girl. You know what I mean? I would

849
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: think she would be had to be on the wind

850
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: she But you're right what you would do if you

851
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: would do it. You know, like whenever you go to

852
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: the McDonald's drive through and you like put you you

853
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: can get the person behind you water on. It throws

854
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: the water on the person because the windshow wipers going

855
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: back and forth. Dude, can you turn your high beams on? You?

856
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I you we should have got the car out.

857
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: Is it okay if I'm pulling the car and four

858
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: wheel drive? But I mean, what's crazy? It's twenty dollars

859
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: and they don't even take off any of their clothes. Like,

860
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: if you're just going through for two songs, you gotta

861
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: pay twenty bucks to see him dancing. Mckini's like, I

862
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: bet bet it's you think they got a nip slip? Yeah,

863
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: I mean you're you're not. They said that you can

864
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: still go out in a tent or something or like,

865
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: like there's a tent with a stage in it. I

866
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 1: don't know if you could see that from the car.

867
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: I wasn't quite understood. What if somebody has the stages underneath,

868
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: and there's a barricade you drive through. He under these tents,

869
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: and so there's girls on the stages as you're like,

870
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: they are five six ft from you. I'm telling you

871
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: right now, dude, I guarantee of one of your boys

872
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 1: is being funny or a little drunk in the backseat

873
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: if he opens his door, I bet a bouncer is

874
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: on it in tuesdays doorway and beats with a knife

875
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: to pock your tires. Oh man, weather permitting though, so

876
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: if it's bad weather, they're not out there right. Oh man,

877
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 1: that's good. Say man, that's awesome. Are we doing the

878
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: Miami Marlins? Uh No, we did that last week, but

879
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: we can play it again if you want. I mean,

880
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: it was so funny, I mean, if you want to

881
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: play it again, like, this is us calling last week. No,

882
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, this is us calling last week. We

883
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: played it last Wednesday, I think on the if you

884
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: missed that podcast, here's us calling saying, hey, we're trying

885
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: out for the Marlins because all them people had Corona

886
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: hit it. Thank you for calling the Miami Marlins. Yes, ma'am,

887
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm just calling to see if you need some players.

888
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: I'm ready to try out. Oh yeah, let's go more. Yes, man,

889
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: Jason givelman, business man, make a business deals, trying to

890
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: get that money. Let me tell you I was a

891
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 1: heck of a right fielder back when I was twelve

892
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: years old. I played for the minutes Minnesota Twins about

893
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: Coni's Little League, and I've made about Coni's Red All Stars.

894
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: And I am happy to admit I'm a man, but

895
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: I am a catcher. Yeah, completely, no, no, man, man,

896
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: we are ready, we are ready to feel Put me

897
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: in calle, got COVID players. You need some healthy guys.

898
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: We're in Nashville. We've been in the bubble. We're ready

899
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: to bubble now down in Miami. I just had my

900
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: Corona test and I came back negative. I'm ready to play.

901
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 1: All right, Well you have a great who don't Are

902
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: you not taking players? Ready to go? Oh wait wait wait,

903
00:46:51,840 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw him a piece of paper. Oh man, man, ma'am, wait, wait, wait,

904
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: wait wait, I could be a pinch runner. I'm fastest lightning.

905
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: She must not thought your fastest lightning coach, which which

906
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: lady was nice or her or the strip club lady, dude,

907
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: I gotta give both people props for actually staying on

908
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: the freaking phone with us. I would hang up. I've

909
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: had jobs where I'm a telemarketer where oh yeah, the

910
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: people called me yeah, And I mean, you can you

911
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 1: have the opportunity if somebody's rude to you? Uh does

912
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: this swears? We could always hang up on them if

913
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: they did that. So do you have so many outs?

914
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: And these people were courteous enough. I like that. I

915
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: really do people to take their jobs seriously much respect,

916
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: because I would hang up on people sometimes if they

917
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,479
Speaker 1: if I didn't think they were gonna make any money

918
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: for me, if they if it wasn't a sale. But

919
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: that job didn't last very long, right, Coach. I was

920
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: there for nine months, set all kinds of records. But then, yes,

921
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: they audited a lot of my calls and they said

922
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: that I hung up on people. I wasn't courteous, I

923
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: was rude. I didn't follow protocols and I would tag

924
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: their accounts with stuff without their permission. But but yeah,

925
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: I think they have to keep it professional because my

926
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: I I talked to my wife about this, and she

927
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 1: used to worry if we call a stream club, how

928
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: many questions by law do they have to answer? If

929
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: you don't mind answering them for me? No, she If

930
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 1: I ask you a bunch of questions, how many questions

931
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: do you think I can get there before you slap

932
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: me in the face. She used to work at the

933
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: Toyota Center, which was home to the Houston Rockets, and

934
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: when she was an intern, she had to fill in

935
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: for someone at the front desk while they went to lunch,

936
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: and they explained to her, and now, look there, here's

937
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: these like fifteen numbers of people that call all the

938
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: time that are how do you describe? How do you

939
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: say it? Um? No, no, no, no, I'm trying to

940
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: the PC taste of life. No, no, like they're um,

941
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: they're painting the annoying No, god, guys, we want to

942
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: kill him? No, no, no, what is the what is

943
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: the term that is not p O? S is? I

944
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 1: can't say the R word. But oh they are medley handicapped? Yes, OK, yeah,

945
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: we'll go with that. But but but what they really

946
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: though or you're just yeah, no, no, they I think

947
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: they really well they thought they were because they would

948
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: call up and want to talk about like what the

949
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: team was doing, and where did the coach eat dinner

950
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: last night? And ask all these questions they like and

951
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: they're really nice and so we we we will talk

952
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: to him, but if we do have another call, you'll

953
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: tell them, Hey, sorry, you know, Jimmy, I gotta go.

954
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 1: I got another call. And so I think that's lady

955
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: at the Marlins probably thought we were like that, that

956
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: we were one of those calls that you know, they

957
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: get all the times that you call, they think that

958
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: you're you know, they're like, wow, I just got off

959
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: the phone with someone. That's how do you say, Do

960
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: you think the girl that answered was a stripper? Yeah?

961
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: What if they take the calls now and then they

962
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: strip later. That's a good question. I wonder if the

963
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: girl if they rotate like he got Diamond on the

964
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: side stage, you got Sapphire on the main stage, and

965
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,959
Speaker 1: you got the Raspberry on the front desk. Did shake

966
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: we're chatting with had a headset on and nothing else? Wow?

967
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: Picture that, you know, I think I'm ready to go

968
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: out to that. I thought that, dude, I thought that

969
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: drive through it. We were talking about it like it

970
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 1: was right around the corner. It's right around the corner

971
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: in another state. I mean, I'm sure other states have.

972
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: It was the first in Texas. That's why it was

973
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: a story. I don't know other strip clubs were doing it.

974
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: I couldn't even keep my dude, how you know how

975
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: hard we'd be laughing? Who whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa? Right. No, no,

976
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is what I'm saying. If you're

977
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: in there with your boys and a drive through, like

978
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 1: you have to be busting up laughing. There's no way

979
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: you can with a straight face. And you're not supposed

980
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: to have cameras in the strip club, but you're your

981
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: camera and that your Instagram live on that just not

982
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 1: your boys. That's how stuff comes back and bites people. Yeah,

983
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: all right, we'll have a great Wednesday, everybody. We're out

984
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: of here. I don't have anything else. You got anything? No, man? Good?

985
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: Oh my wife watched that Unsolved Mysteries of the Alien

986
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: ones that you were talking, you guys talking, She goes, Man,

987
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: I don't know that one got me believing. Man, it's

988
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: so good, you know, like like I've seen I think

989
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: when like National Geographic or some of these channels have

990
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: UFO stories it's always one person. Yeah, man, I saw it,

991
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: and uh, it was crazy and it took me. It's

992
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: always a guy that lives out in the country. Yeah,

993
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: but this is different in the way that like everyone

994
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: in that town kind of saw it. And there were

995
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,720
Speaker 1: a lot of witnesses and even young people, old people

996
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: saying that, yeah, I saw him. He made his body

997
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: real weird as a big light and then he disappeared.

998
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: He was like, whoa, this is crazy. I don't know.

999
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't seen the episode. I've had ends

1000
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 1: said there's a chance that they all right, I hear census.

1001
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: That's why it is believable. But I always have had

1002
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: friends and it's all every time. I guarantee it. I'll

1003
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: say it to my dying day. They've had something to drink,

1004
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: or they've had some illegal substances, and they've said that

1005
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 1: they've seen something. But I have had friends who said

1006
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: they brother said he saw one one night and yeah,

1007
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: he was drinking. My my friend's mom when we were younger,

1008
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: her and her best friend went shopping and they came

1009
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: home and they're like, oh my god, there was a

1010
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: UFO following us home. And I'm and they were like

1011
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: we tried to lose them, I might get out of here,

1012
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: like you guys went to the ball. They said we

1013
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: tried to lose them. We didn't. They said they didn't

1014
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: drive straight home, is what they said. They said they

1015
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: took a different route because they didn't want it to

1016
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,919
Speaker 1: follow him home. And I'm like, so, you guys didn't

1017
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: go shopping, You've been at a happy hour and you're

1018
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: coming home, and this is your excuse why you're late.

1019
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: But they were dead serious, dead serious, dead serious for years,

1020
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: like every they would say, I'm not joking, guys, like

1021
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: that thing tried to follow us home. Let me ask you, guys,

1022
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: have you all experienced anything just absolutely crazy where no

1023
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: one would believe you, but you were there and you

1024
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: swore that it happened, But but people were with me.

1025
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: It was in the neighborhood. It was forest, myself, I

1026
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: think Aaron was there, my brother Garrett Vatter's box, and

1027
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. If we threw a tennis

1028
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: ball at this white van or whatever, and it was

1029
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: chasing us throughout the neighborhood, right, And then we are

1030
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,919
Speaker 1: at one point in the neighborhood and we see these

1031
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: two and this is on like a Friday night when

1032
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: we're kids, and there was two girls dressed up in

1033
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: like schoolgirl outfits with like their books. Uh tell me

1034
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: more like Britney spears. Yeah, I guess like a Catholic

1035
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: school girl whatever, and they had books and what are

1036
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: they singing? Hit me baby one more time? No, this

1037
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: is before that came out. And at the same time,

1038
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:09,439
Speaker 1: the white van comes around the corner. And I've never

1039
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: seen these girls before in my life, okay, and this

1040
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: is my neighborhood. At the exact same time, we all said,

1041
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 1: oh s, it's the white van and we run never

1042
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: seen the girls again in my life. What did the

1043
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: white van have anything to do with anything? It was

1044
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: chasing us throughout the night, like which we had thrown

1045
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: something at the white van or something. And when it

1046
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 1: turned the corner, we both said it our group and

1047
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: those two girls said at the same exact time, and

1048
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: I had never seen the girls in my life, and

1049
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 1: I never saw him again. This is that two in

1050
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: the morning. I was, you know, probably midnight on a

1051
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 1: weekend to see like girls in that, That's what I'm saying.

1052
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: And they had school books. Like I'm telling you, it

1053
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: sounds so because I don't believe in this alien crap.

1054
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: But that was the weirdest thing that's probably ever happened

1055
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: to me. Wow, all right, Um, honestly I was trying

1056
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: to rag my brain. There's definitely instances, but just not

1057
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: top of mind. Let me think on it. Boys, we'll

1058
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: get us next Podcast'll bring you a gem back one. Okay,

1059
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: there we go down was probably. It was down in

1060
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,439
Speaker 1: the valley and I was probably, and the bands got

1061
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: me and they put me in a van. They put

1062
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: a paper sack over my head, said weren't taking you

1063
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: to Mexico? And you're like, no, I'm not. And you

1064
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: kicked out the van doors and you jumped out. Fifteen

1065
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: maybe fourteen years old, right, And and my dad had

1066
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: this dear lease and it was me, my brother, a

1067
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: couple of my dad's friends, and my cousin and we

1068
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: all stayed there. My dad would go stay at a hotel,

1069
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 1: but we stayed in this little house on the deer lease.

1070
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: We all went to bed and about I don't know

1071
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: what time it was because I didn't see a clock

1072
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: or anything, but I get woken up. Would you not

1073
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: see the sun? This house? This house, no coach? It

1074
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: was in the middle of I was still dark. One window.

1075
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: This this house had one window, and it was up high.

1076
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a window you could stand up and

1077
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: look out of. It was like kind of like a

1078
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: sun window the skyline. And I look up here, like

1079
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: I hear mumbling. It was baside, and then I see

1080
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: lights coming in there, and I go, oh, my gosh,

1081
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: there's someone outside. I look. I see my dad's two friends.

1082
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: I see my brother, I see my cousin and me.

1083
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: We're all in the house. We're all in the house,

1084
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: and there's someone outside this house. Oh my gosh. So

1085
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: they were probably there for about ten minutes and then gone.

1086
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: I go to sleep. I wake up in the morning

1087
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: and I go, guys, did you guys hear anything last night?

1088
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: Like people? And my cousin goes, WHOA, did you hear something?

1089
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: Because I didn't see anything, but I heard something hitting

1090
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: the house over and over and over, and I was like, whoa,

1091
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that. And then my brother goes, I

1092
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: saw a light come in. You know, I don't know

1093
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 1: what time it was, but I saw a lie. I

1094
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: just figured as one of you guys out there. I'm like, oh,

1095
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: my gosh, something was outside of the house and we

1096
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: still do this day. I don't know what. Wow, that's weird.

1097
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: Your energy was believable. But it sounds like just a

1098
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: neighbor person walking around and probably a dearly woods. There's

1099
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: no one, no one out there on the main road.

1100
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: It was a raccoon. It was banging against the trash

1101
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: can with a flashlight. Yeah, they can hold a flashlight.

1102
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: They have opposable thumbs. Coach, It's a damn raccoon on

1103
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: the Hey, guys, I saw it. It It was actually a raccoon.

1104
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: You here here in your story about the school girls

1105
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: in the van and everything. I've always thought it'd be

1106
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: kind of fun because I like to walk the dog

1107
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: at night. I feel like it'd be fun some day,

1108
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: you know, to just kind of dress up, like in

1109
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: a mask and a lantern the night you get shot.

1110
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: You know how Yeah that and you know how many

1111
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: kids like you want to ask. You want to ask

1112
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: your neighbors to be freaked out and pull a gun

1113
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: on you. That's how you dress up in a mask

1114
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: with a lantern. But I'm not doing anything. I'm just

1115
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: walking out. I'm gonna tell him, tell him that when

1116
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: you got a bullet hole. Dude, you're gonna have Corona

1117
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: and buckshot. Ye dude, you're not making it. And then

1118
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: you're like, I wouldn't do anything. I was just doing

1119
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: this to scared people. Well you're scared of congratulations, you win.

1120
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't scaring anyone. You can just say I was

1121
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: wearing a mask to be safe. You know, I don't

1122
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: want to spread curl. So you're wearing the Jason mass

1123
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: to save Corona, you know what. And then and then

1124
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: for the rest of people's lives, if they saw me

1125
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: walking in the street, they could tell the story of like, man,

1126
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: one time I woke up in the night, looked out

1127
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: my window and there was a guy walking down the

1128
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: street with a lantern. Dang, and then repeat itself and

1129
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: continue on. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I feel

1130
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: like that's why we have stories because of people probably

1131
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: said it'd be funny. We had to your two sisters, man,

1132
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: we can dress them up in their school grew up

1133
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: as they got books that like Midnight, and they'll scare

1134
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: the crap out of some kids. Oh I'm in try

1135
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: and get back to me, like what I don't know,

1136
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: I don't know I don't know if it's worth it.

1137
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: Anytven do it now. I'm just joking. I would never

1138
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: do that. You're right, I get shot. Yeah, all right,

1139
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: We'll have a great day, everybody. We'll see you later.

1140
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: Anybody else got anything? Yeah? Right? I just looked up

1141
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: this haunted house my mom used to work out. It

1142
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: was a bed and breakfast, and so it was haunted.

1143
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: And honestly, the rocking chair would rock upstairs by itself,

1144
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: and I saw it happen with my own eyes. But

1145
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 1: it can be explained. It was an older house and

1146
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: it must win no a draft inside, and there must

1147
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: have been, uh the way it was built, the foundation

1148
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: something to where it would rock perfectly. If yes, if

1149
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: it maybe it was a little bit windier outside, but

1150
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,919
Speaker 1: yes it would. The rocking chair would start to rock,

1151
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: and as kids, it would creep us out and around school,

1152
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: worry that this old lady used to rock her baby

1153
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 1: in that rocking chair and she that he died at

1154
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: midnight or something. What's the story. And if it was

1155
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: a house they said that people were died in so yes,

1156
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 1: so there was a woman that would look out the window.

1157
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: People had died in this bed and breakfast apparently, and

1158
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: so then their ghosts would go throughout the house. One

1159
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: would sit on the rocker and you would actually you

1160
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 1: could actually see the rocking chair move, and she would

1161
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: look out the window. And I never saw her looking

1162
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: out the window, but yes, I did see the rocking

1163
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: chair move. And if you guys want to look it

1164
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: up online, it's called hood House, Bed and Breakfast and

1165
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: it's in Saratoga, Wyoming, and you can see this place.

1166
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: You can see the window up there in man and

1167
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: maybe some of the reviews say it's haunted. I'm actually

1168
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: looking on him right now. Four point eight out of five.

1169
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: Not bad for an not bad um. It's a grand

1170
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: old home and a live in a little southern Wyoming town. Carol,

1171
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: the owner is interesting and pleasant. I wonder if there

1172
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,919
Speaker 1: was a review on my mom. That'd be crazy. No, hey,

1173
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 1: now there there's a river here, like I can probably

1174
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: about minutes outside of town Cumberland. It's a haunted river

1175
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: early outside your door. So they do haunted canoe to

1176
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: they do. I've actually stopped. I've seen that coach. Hell yeah,

1177
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: let's do that. Bring the kids haunted canoe rides. I mean, coach,

1178
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't canoe much less going a haunted canoe ride.

1179
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. I mean that sounds like a way

1180
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 1: not to make it back. What So, how what happened

1181
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: to Ray? How? How did he pass? So he went

1182
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: on this nighttime canoe ride where there's rapids in s

1183
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: and it's crazy out and he did wasn't a great newer,

1184
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: and the goblin jumped out of the water. Ray flipped

1185
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: his canoe and we never saw him go. And they're like, so,

1186
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: was it haunted. No, it wasn't haunted. It was just

1187
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: nighttime and Ray wasn't a good canoeer, and the rapid

1188
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: took him and he drowned. He didn't have a left

1189
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: checking on. Oh my gosh, was it haunted? No, it

1190
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: was just the middle of the night, Coach. I have

1191
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: seen articles about that though where you can do it.

1192
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: I I don't even know if it's just during Halloween

1193
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,959
Speaker 1: or if it's year round. I think it's year round, Coach.

1194
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: There's that. And then in Austin, which what they used

1195
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: to do is really cool is you could watch Alamo

1196
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: Drafthouse would do. They would play Jaws in the middle

1197
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: of the lake, so you would go sit out there

1198
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: in tubes or noodles and sit in the middle of

1199
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: lake at that's a little freaky. That's a little freast.

1200
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 1: I kind of like it though, I like it. Yeah.

1201
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, that's about what was the most

1202
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 1: shocking day today? Hony? What'd you learn? Shocking? Oh? I mean,

1203
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: for sure, Randy Cooma's dad's air over and it took

1204
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: for I mean for his head of hair. It took

1205
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 1: at least twenty minutes he's shown because it was a process.

1206
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: Any minutes. Come on, what you're messed up? Dude? I

1207
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: feel like I'm sorry. Sorry. We shouldn't make fun of you,

1208
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: all right, by everybody. That's why, that's why you have

1209
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: to drink two days out of the week. All right, Yeah,

1210
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: we're done, alright, I'm buzzing.