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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away, as on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: is this Lindsay? Yeah, Lindsay, Hey, what's up? It's David Finch.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hi? I'm sorry? Who's this sad again? David?

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Speaker 1: David Finch from the other night? Uh? What? Okay? Where

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Speaker 1: do where do we meet? David? Or where do I

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Speaker 1: know you from? Come on, you don't remember we hung

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Speaker 1: out at the auction me, you my wife? You were

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Speaker 1: with Darren? Uh? Yeah, Darren, Darren's my boyfriend. Um, we

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Speaker 1: really tied one on that night. Huh Oh, it's a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. Yeah, it was a crazy night. I

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Speaker 1: don't remember a whole what. Oh man, me too, so

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Speaker 1: hazy when I woke up the next day. But I'm yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was just calling to reconnect. Yeah okay, I'm I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure were mad. I'm sure we had an amazing time.

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Speaker 1: But um, which which one were you? I just I've

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Speaker 1: met so many people that night. Oh wow, you really

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Speaker 1: don't remember me, do you? I'm not exactly, but but

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Speaker 1: we're gonna figure this out. At what were you wearing?

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Speaker 1: What you know? What? Me? You, Sophie and Darren should

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Speaker 1: all go out to dinner sometime and reconnect that way

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Speaker 1: to'll jog your memory. In the meantime, though, I do

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Speaker 1: need to talk to you about that check. Okay, UM,

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Speaker 1: just refresh to remember what check? You're joking right, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not what you know for meal focals. Maybe that'll

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Speaker 1: help you remember meal focals. What is meal focals? Buy

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Speaker 1: focals for cats? We talked about it for almost an hour.

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Speaker 1: It's my charity. You have a charity, your charity for

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Speaker 1: for cats, well, specifically providing cats with the necessary bifocals

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Speaker 1: that they need. Um okay, I feel like I would

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Speaker 1: have remembered that. I don't quite. You don't remember me

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Speaker 1: ol vocals. I don't remember me ol vocals. Wow, that's

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Speaker 1: that's a pretty pretty specific thing. I feel like that

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Speaker 1: would have stopped. You were so passionate about it. You

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Speaker 1: were crying and saying what a great cause it was

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Speaker 1: and what good work we were doing. By the way,

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Speaker 1: we are doing good work. Um. I usually give to

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Speaker 1: charity like around Christmas time. I don't I would not

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Speaker 1: have made a pledge of any kind. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be rude, but I feel like you're pretending to

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Speaker 1: not remember because you don't want to pay for the donation. Now, No,

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Speaker 1: I would. I would never pledge to a charity and

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Speaker 1: then not follow through with it. I really, sincerely, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't remember. You can see it. You can see though.

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Speaker 1: It kind of sounds fishy to me because you made

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Speaker 1: a rather large donation. And now when I call you,

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Speaker 1: you're saying that you were drunk and don't remember. Well,

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Speaker 1: how big of a donation did I supposedly make? Well,

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Speaker 1: you didn't supposedly make it. You made it. I was

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Speaker 1: right there, and it was for fifteen thousand dollars. Fifteen

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yeah, no, no, no, for bifocals for cats. Yes,

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Speaker 1: kitty eyewear isn't cheap. They are like starving children in

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Speaker 1: the world. Are you kidding me? Yeah? And there are

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Speaker 1: also cats with bad eyesight, and that's the charity that

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Speaker 1: we specialize in. That's completely a third. I mean I

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Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars. That's like a huge portion of what

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Speaker 1: I make every year. That and we thank you for that,

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Speaker 1: and we thank you for that. That is a big

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Speaker 1: sacrifice to make to donate to kitties who need bifocals.

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Speaker 1: There's no way I would give it to something so stupid.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, excuse me. Meofocals even tried to put like

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Speaker 1: a Halloween costume on a cat, like they're not gonna

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Speaker 1: wear glasses exactly. Yeah, that's part of the problem with

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Speaker 1: putting eyewear on a cat. It's difficult, and that's why

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Speaker 1: it costs so much to make these maofocals. Are you

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Speaker 1: even listen? I mean to yourself that it's meo Focals

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Speaker 1: is like the worst name for a stupid company. Like

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Speaker 1: it's not even it's not even like a graceful pun

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Speaker 1: or anything. It's just Okay, what your tune sure has

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Speaker 1: changed from the other night when you are knocking back

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Speaker 1: a few drinks and feeling all charitable. Okay, because I

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Speaker 1: am a charitable person. Ah Sure, when she's drunk, she

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Speaker 1: cares about the kiddies in their eyesight, But when she's sober,

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Speaker 1: oh screw the cats. Who cares if they can read whatever?

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Speaker 1: They're cats? Right, that's good news for you. Cats don't read.

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Speaker 1: They don't need to say oh yes, trying to bifocals.

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Speaker 1: Try and tell that to Tiger, who's on my couch

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Speaker 1: right now reading the Wall Street Journal because he's got

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Speaker 1: a pair of new mio focals. You're Cather reading. You're Catherine. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're you're capting investing in you? Why are you laughing?

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Speaker 1: This is this is you're trying to shake me down

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Speaker 1: for some stupid charity is laughing at me. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: laughing because it's a prank phone call. What this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. No, your boyfriend Darren set

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Speaker 1: you up. He said that you got pretty drunk at

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Speaker 1: an event that you guys went to. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: did you really not like my charity maw vocals? I

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Speaker 1: thought it was pretty good. That was the dumbest thing

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard of The week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jelap five