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Speaker 1: Welcome to the full show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. We're so glad you're here us. I just

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Speaker 1: learned the best way to describe today's show is it's

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Speaker 1: totally goaded.

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Speaker 2: I like the ton.

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Speaker 1: It's because my second grader came home and I asked him,

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Speaker 1: like I aske him honestly about a snack.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, did you like that?

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Speaker 1: And he's like, I was goaded. Mom, Yeah I knew goat.

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Speaker 1: He's like, Mom, you know it's like goaded.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, when we use it, we're using it as

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that we were changing. I said, you'll

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Speaker 1: understand why I say that in just a Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just a quick segment.

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Speaker 2: Comments today, alexis, what do we have?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw one from Dallen who said, can

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Speaker 3: we get a dedicated segment with Ashton? You want to

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Speaker 3: say hi to Doallen the listener. Ash is our technical director.

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Speaker 3: I think everyone knows, but shut down.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just called with Ashton.

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Speaker 1: I like it. You can't say anything else.

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Speaker 4: Ashton unbranded it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh all right, let's get to this full show.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's the end of an era. It's Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. It's for the last seven years.

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Speaker 4: Since twenty eighteen, Olive Garden has held the title of

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Speaker 4: America's number one favorite dining chain.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, it took over.

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Speaker 4: Not anymore. Despite bringing back their never ending pasta passes

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Speaker 4: and other promotions, the Italian family chain only saw an

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Speaker 4: eight point eight percent surge in revenue from the last

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Speaker 4: year aka total failure.

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Speaker 2: Going up in the restaurant businey.

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Speaker 4: Now there's a new big hoss in flavor toown and

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Speaker 4: her name's Texas road House.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If you've never been to one before, then all I

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Speaker 1: It's all about the dance state in the series.

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Speaker 4: Steak the size of Texas. So there's currently seven hundred

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Speaker 4: and twenty two locations across the US, and for some reason,

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Speaker 2: I had a friend who worked at Texas Roadhouse. We

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Speaker 2: called him Big John, Perfect Jo.

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Speaker 4: Why are you talking about him like he's in the past, tense,

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Speaker 4: like he's not around anymore.

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Speaker 1: We still call him Big John as a promoted gotcha.

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Speaker 4: Others that made the list Chili's was in third, Applebee's

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Speaker 4: Outback and of course, Red Robin solid.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it's because of that's fridap Man.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the Whiskey River was the restaurant with the biggest

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Speaker 4: dive in sales at negative twenty three percent. Red Lobster.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's because they gave all their food away.

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Speaker 4: To serving the good stuff. The only restaurant to claim

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Speaker 4: that endless shrimp ended them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't endless after all.

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Speaker 4: Cheers to the new leader American cuisine though, Texas road House.

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Speaker 4: Now we're moving on. I'm going to get to the

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Speaker 4: shock collar question of the day with the man who

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Speaker 4: was just dethroned from America's number one favorite digital producer.

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Speaker 4: And after he reads this question, I think we'll all

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Speaker 4: understand why here we go.

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Speaker 5: Well, yesterday at this time, you guys were here, right,

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Speaker 5: you remember Zee.

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Speaker 4: This is why he's not number one anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it.

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Speaker 5: We tried to play a simple game of pop culture

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Speaker 5: higher or lower as a tribute to the Prices Rights

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Speaker 5: ten thousandth episode. That's right, And I asked you guys

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Speaker 5: easy questions about famous celebs, like does Gwyneth Paltrow eat

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Speaker 5: more or less than twelve endangered eagle eggs? For Breakfast

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Speaker 5: ever know that, And I'm glad Bob Barker wasn't around

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Speaker 5: to witness your epic failure because we barely made it

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Speaker 5: through one round. And that's why today we're back, not

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Speaker 5: because we want to, but because our listeners and the

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Speaker 5: ghost of Bob Barker deserve better. So we're playing another

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Speaker 5: edition of Pop Culture Higher or lowerre tlenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: If you go once again, I'll give you numerical facts

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Speaker 5: woman who's March Madness bracket finished lower than mine. In

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Speaker 5: our shows, group standings depend on all of your brackets

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Speaker 5: finished lower mine one.

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Speaker 2: That I would have won it all if Houston had won.

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Speaker 5: It's Alexis. I was talking about.

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Speaker 3: It's still pretty high, someone told me, and then it's fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: How about a number I never checked after I made it?

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Speaker 5: Oh, Alexis. For her twenty sixteen Formation tour, did Beyonce

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Speaker 5: travel with more or less than seven tour buses?

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Speaker 3: I don't remember how many dancers she has.

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Speaker 1: Like, if you're going to get in formation.

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Speaker 2: You need a lot of you need a lot of Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think she needs the tour buses just for her outfits,

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Speaker 4: Like two of the buses are just costumes and wigs.

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Speaker 2: She does have a song on her her latest album.

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Speaker 1: It's called sixteen Carriages.

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Speaker 2: I think it may be about growing up too fast.

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Speaker 4: Her songs are about humility.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe, yeah, maybe it's about.

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Speaker 4: Downplaying it so humble.

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Speaker 3: I want to say more.

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Speaker 5: Alexa says more than seven to her buses. You nailed that, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: She report used thirteen buses, thirty trucks. Brook, it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go number eleven, Brooke.

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Speaker 5: We found out yesterday that Vana White makes three million

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Speaker 5: dollars for working thirty four days a year on Wheel

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Speaker 5: of Fortune. So what about flow from Progressive? She makes

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Speaker 5: less than thirteen days a year?

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Speaker 4: This doesn't include her maximum cover shoots, right, okays are

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Speaker 2: Okay, she's been around for so long.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's no cost him change in any of.

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Speaker 1: I actually think it's less because of that. I think

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Speaker 1: she doesn't like I think she gets in her flow

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Speaker 2: She just powers knocked out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they do a bunch.

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Speaker 5: Brooks says, less than thirteen days a year. That is

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Speaker 1: Ye o, my god, for two million flows on it.

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Speaker 4: But just have a side yeggers. That's just what she does.

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Speaker 4: She's a waitress at Texas Roadhouse.

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Speaker 5: Jose nine and eleven have been taken so far.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well we gotta go ten then, Jose.

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Speaker 5: At one point, did Nicholas Cage own more than three castles?

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Speaker 5: I need even go higher or lower?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I just love Nicholas Cage.

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Speaker 2: Well, and he's a Nepo baby.

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Speaker 7: I have heard of him buying a castle or a

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Speaker 4: You're talking about. When he purchased the pyramid that he's

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Speaker 6: That what it was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he does weird that. I don't think that counts

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Speaker 5: Jose says more than three castles.

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Speaker 5: Nicholas cage only bought two castles.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, disappointed.

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Speaker 5: That sounds like, Jeffrey, it's your turn. Nine, ten, and

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Speaker 5: giveaway higher or lower than two hundred and fifty cars

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Speaker 4: I feel like this is a trick question. I feel

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Speaker 4: like she gave out two hundred and fifty cars, but

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Speaker 1: You have to pay the tax on him.

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Speaker 4: I think no.

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Speaker 4: That's why it's less than two hundred and fifty cars.

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Speaker 5: He says less. That's incorrect, it was higher's two hundred

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Speaker 4: Good for you, But I'm sorry for talking ill of you.

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Speaker 5: Alexis, We're back to you. Does Mark Zuckerberg own more

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Speaker 5: or less than thirty identical gray shirts? The line is thirty?

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Speaker 4: Well, do you really think he buys new ones every

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Speaker 4: like you think he?

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Speaker 3: I don't think he shops for himself.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't, And I don't think he like keeps them

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Speaker 2: He probably doesn't even know where they come from. They

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Speaker 4: I know somebody changes him in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 4: He just out there.

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Speaker 1: I say more.

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Speaker 5: Jake Alexis says more than thirty shirts. Say Yes reportedly

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Speaker 4: So the girls get to choose to get shocked while

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Speaker 1: I love this song and we haven't had a good

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Speaker 2: And they both knew you.

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Speaker 3: Get a shock and you have.

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Speaker 4: That was your shot collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 9: Minutes, Frook and Jeffrey in the morning, we've all had

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Speaker 9: that one nightmare neighbor, the one who blasts house music

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Speaker 4: Window, sailor. But today we have a listener who admits

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Speaker 4: if they ever found out the truth of what he did,

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Speaker 4: and it was all to avoid looking like an idiot.

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Speaker 4: He's going to confess it all in a brand new

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Speaker 4: You hear me confession.

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Speaker 5: I can't take back all arms.

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Speaker 8: Little mouse speak.

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Speaker 4: Text and seventy eight five nine two says I travel

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Speaker 4: for work a lot, and every time I get put

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Speaker 4: up in a travel lodge, I unscrew their corporate art

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Speaker 4: it to the wall. Nineteen rooms so far and counting.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's a little thing. Yeah, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: so good. No one will ever notice that corporate art

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Speaker 4: Are you sure? I feel like that guy's probably on

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Speaker 4: FBI's top ten most wanted list after that type of behavior,

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Speaker 4: So look out. Don't worry though, We're not going to

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Speaker 4: like to keep you anonymous. On this segment, the masks

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Speaker 4: speaker more crimes going on in the traveloge. This is

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Speaker 4: share your secrets in total confidence. Like today's caller who

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Speaker 4: wants to go by Jake as his fake name, So Jake,

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Speaker 4: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 8: Hey, what's up, guys.

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Speaker 1: We're excited to talk to you. How are you feeling

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Speaker 8: I'm a little nervous to say it out.

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Speaker 4: You are the mass speaker. You're totally safe whenever you're ready.

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Speaker 4: Let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 8: Okay, So I kept losing my keys in my old

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Speaker 4: You what with your keys? You left room? What'd you say?

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Speaker 8: I kept losing my keys in my old apartment building.

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Speaker 1: I hate that.

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Speaker 8: And it's like the dumbest ways. Like the first time,

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Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure is because I was at a birthday

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in the seats sometimes, and especially if you're in

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Speaker 1: like we have a key card at work. I can

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Speaker 1: I replaced that things so many.

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Speaker 8: Right, so they replaced they gave me a new one,

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Speaker 8: no big, okay, your time was a couple of months later,

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Speaker 8: I was walking to the elevator and I'm like swinging

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Speaker 4: Well, I think you can call the elevator company to

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Speaker 2: Is that how much it cost?

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Speaker 4: It's something like that, because I've totally done that before.

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Speaker 4: That it's a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: If it's your car key, maybe yeah, oh yeah, that

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Speaker 4: Did you pay the eight hundred bucks to retrieve them?

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Speaker 8: Honestly, I was at my dentist office, and I was

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Speaker 8: too embarrassed to tell them what happened. I just called

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Speaker 8: my landlord. Actually, and the second time, we're not gonna lie.

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Speaker 8: He sounded pretty judgy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because you said it was like just a

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Speaker 3: So for the reason they have to pay.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so you know, I haven't tried to be careful.

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Speaker 8: But then the third time.

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Speaker 4: I lost it, Oh damn.

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Speaker 1: How soon was this after the elevator shaft incident?

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Speaker 8: A few weeks?

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, what happened?

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Speaker 8: I don't even know how, Like I may have talked

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Speaker 8: I go out the door and I keep my keys

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Speaker 8: and the keys.

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Speaker 2: It's the rest of your life this much of a mess.

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Speaker 4: Or is it only the keys that get the it's

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Speaker 4: your kryptonite. It's just knowing where your keys are.

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Speaker 8: It's only the keys. But sometimes I do forgive birthday.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: So you lost your keys the third time. You don't

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Speaker 8: What did you do? So keep in mind, like all

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Speaker 8: this was probably within like six months, five months.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you can't tell the landlord.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta move.

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Speaker 8: So about the third time, I was embarrassed to even

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Speaker 1: Break in on my apartment, waiting take it, and someone

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Speaker 1: steals the only thing they steal is your keys. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I went I just try to come up with an

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Speaker 8: No, I went all in on it. I tore my

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Speaker 8: like some of the furniture. I even had a brother

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Speaker 8: it in his place for a little bit. My god,

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Speaker 8: so I will tell my landlord they got all my stuff.

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Speaker 4: Oh then what don't you do? You father a false claim?

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Speaker 1: So wait, you you did that just so the landlord

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Speaker 8: Yeah, this way is not my fault. Therefore I called

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Speaker 8: the landlord, told him what happened. They got all my stuff, womp, everything.

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Speaker 8: So he felt kind of bad that this happened, so

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Speaker 8: he bought it. No, yeah, he completely bought it.

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Speaker 1: Police get involved. You would think that's the first thing

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Speaker 1: your landlord would do.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: No, he wasn't even worried about me. He was just

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Speaker 8: worried about like the building, of course. Yeah. And actually

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Speaker 8: that's kind of the downside of this whole thing. What

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Speaker 8: do you mean, because he replaced everybody's f O b's

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because like they have now a bi key to

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Speaker 7: the outside, so thief can come back, they can go

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Speaker 4: Think of that.

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Speaker 8: So everybody in the building had to pay some extra

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, if people find out in your building,

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Speaker 1: you're going to be the most hated person there.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, exactly. My point you're telling anybody.

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Speaker 4: That's why you're here. What are you doing to make

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Speaker 4: sure that this doesn't happen a fourth time? And you're

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Speaker 4: going to be replay playing this all over again.

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Speaker 8: Oh dude, this is never gonna happen again. I got

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Speaker 8: myself one of those air tags and she put on

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Speaker 8: your keychag.

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Speaker 2: You can just locate, which is going to work until

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Speaker 2: you lose your phone.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, don't.

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Speaker 4: Put an air tag on your phone too.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and I'll never lose them again.

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Speaker 4: You're a healthy spot man. Good luck to you. Jake

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Speaker 4: can text in the seven eight five nine too. If

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Speaker 4: you have a confession that you've been holding on to.

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Speaker 4: We can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 4: you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up

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Speaker 4: right after this.

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Speaker 6: Frooking Jeffrey. In the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, we call a woman who the other night took

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Speaker 4: her dog outside of her apartment to use the bathroom. Okay,

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Speaker 4: sure enough, she forgot to bring a doggy bag with her,

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Speaker 4: so dog went number two. She just left.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go back, she did.

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Speaker 4: She came back the next morning and it was gone.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait a minute. She told her brother she's worried

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Speaker 4: because other people in the building have been fined for

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Speaker 4: stuff like this before. Luckily, her brother snitched to us

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Speaker 4: and we have a creative way of getting her to

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Speaker 4: admit it. In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 4: I think I live in the apartment next door to yours. Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 4: I got your number from our landlord because you have a.

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Speaker 8: Dog, right Who wants to know, Like, what is this about?

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Speaker 4: Well, the other night a person came by with their

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Speaker 4: dog and it went number two on the public lawn

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Speaker 4: where the signs say don't let your dog go to

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Speaker 4: the bathroom here. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 10: I mean I'm familiar with the sign. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 10: know what that's not allowed for sure.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, according to the footage, the dog looks like a

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Speaker 4: chuahua kind of a mix there.

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Speaker 10: I mean, there's a few tu wahas on the property.

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Speaker 10: So what are you suggesting?

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Speaker 4: Well I showed it to other people too, and they

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Speaker 4: said the dog looks like yours.

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Speaker 10: I mean, I don't really like being called and just

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Speaker 10: accused of not picking up my dogs. It's like that's

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Speaker 10: a big accusation.

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Speaker 4: And sure, I hear you not answering the question. We

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Speaker 4: could just get back to that was that your dog?

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Speaker 10: I mean until I see the video, I'm not going

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Speaker 10: to say that it was my dog or not, because

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Speaker 10: I know.

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Speaker 4: Like if it wasn't your dog, you would probably just

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Speaker 4: say no, that wasn't my dog.

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Speaker 10: I mean, I'm pretty sure I said that.

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Speaker 11: I'm not gonna now.

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Speaker 4: You gave me like a very long winded explanation for

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Speaker 4: why you weren't willing to commit yes or no until

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Speaker 4: you see the footage. And I mean that's a lot, right.

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Speaker 10: Are we done with this conversation?

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Speaker 4: Well, I guess almost. I mean, let me just tell

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Speaker 4: you this. I do have a friend of mine who

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Speaker 4: works over at turd Track. Where turd Track it's a

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Speaker 4: database that matches pet's poop to the animal that it

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Speaker 4: came from. I stop it. I'm serious. It's a real thing. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So look, no big deal. You know, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 4: pop by your place a little bit later and have

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Speaker 4: your dog poop into a bowl for me. You're gonna what.

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Speaker 5: Kind of a meaning?

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Speaker 10: I just goes to somebody's house and picked up their

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Speaker 10: dogs poop.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing it for me, It's for turd Track.

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Speaker 4: How else am I going to get his digestive footprint

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Speaker 4: for forensic analysis. This is out of absolutely not Okay,

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Speaker 4: So you're saying no to turd.

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Speaker 10: Track, that's right, absolutely not.

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Speaker 4: No to pooping in a bowl.

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Speaker 10: No to pooping in a bowl. Exactly what I said,

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Speaker 10: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Fine, Well, honestly, it's too bad.

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Speaker 10: It is too bad.

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Speaker 8: It's too bad that you've wasted all of my time

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Speaker 8: right now.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not what I ellen. That's not what I meant.

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Speaker 4: It's just it's too bad because the excrement that I

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Speaker 4: found on the lawn it's actually top quality. What and

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Speaker 4: I was hoping to make your dog an offer if

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Speaker 4: it did belong to him.

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Speaker 10: What is going what?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: I want to tell you. I partner with a company

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Speaker 4: it's called Eco Gold Fertilizer, and we look all over

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Speaker 4: the place for the top quality excrement and that night,

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Speaker 4: the droppings that were left on the lawn it was

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Speaker 4: like pristine chef's kiss quality stuff.

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Speaker 11: What are you talking about? I thought you were calling

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Speaker 11: because I was in trouble and I like to see

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Speaker 11: the footage of my dog because it could be my dog.

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Speaker 8: What kind of aufh?

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Speaker 4: No, now it might be your dog.

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Speaker 11: You're saying my dog's poop could be worth a lout

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Speaker 11: of money and my dog is in excellent shape. Oh

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Speaker 11: so what, like, what's the offer.

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Speaker 4: I can't give you like an official number at this

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Speaker 4: point because we haven't had a match yet. We'd have

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Speaker 4: to go back to turd track.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, done with the turnsop.

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Speaker 4: If it did come back as a match for your dog,

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Speaker 4: you could be making upwards of ten grand a month.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 10: All right, listen, listen, listen, listen. What let's just let's

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Speaker 10: save the time I thought I was in trouble. It

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Speaker 10: was me. It was me a million percent. That is

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Speaker 10: my dog's nugget.

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Speaker 4: That is nugget, nugg ou nuggets, nuggets nugget.

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Speaker 12: Oh dude, it's perfect nuggets.

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Speaker 5: I feel so bad.

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Speaker 10: I had I left my bags at home bars.

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Speaker 8: I was gonna pick it up, like I wasn't just

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Speaker 8: gonna leave it there like right.

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Speaker 11: But by the time I went to pick.

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Speaker 13: It up, it was gone.

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Speaker 10: They sign you.

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Speaker 11: Here, you get in trouble.

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Speaker 4: That's a great story. We'll put it on the back

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Speaker 4: of the bag.

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Speaker 10: Where do okay, where do I sign? How do we

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Speaker 10: get the how do we get this? Going back to me?

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Speaker 4: So I already actually sent a copy of the contract

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Speaker 4: to your brother John. Wait, he'll probably give that to

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Speaker 4: you after we're done doing this prank phone call on. Yes,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're actually on the radio right now.

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Speaker 4: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: John sets you up for a phone tap.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, listen, my head was spinning.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know if I was in trouble.

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Speaker 11: Was like, Oh my god, I'm gonna be rich.

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Speaker 10: I can't wait to pay off these Reddit cards.

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Speaker 4: So wait, if I stop by your apartment later, is

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Speaker 4: your dog good to go in a bowl?

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Speaker 12: Are you gidding me?

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Speaker 10: For ten thousand dollars, you can come over and he

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Speaker 10: poop in a hat.

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Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 6: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: There's always a moment in every scary movie where the

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Speaker 4: super hot blonde slaps her boyfriend on his strong, muscly

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Speaker 4: arm and she says, stop it, Danny, you're scaring me now,

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Speaker 4: and then Danny turns around and suddenly, oh god, he's

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Speaker 4: a werewolf. Oh Danny, and well might feel a little

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Speaker 4: bit dramatic. Little cliche one of our listeners is worried

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Speaker 4: that she may be caught in a similar scary turnaround situation.

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Speaker 4: And it all started when she was accidentally added to

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Speaker 4: a group chat where she didn't know anybody and decided

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Speaker 4: to join in just for fun. So now you're gonna

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Speaker 4: hear why she decided she needs our advice in a

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Speaker 4: brand new textual healing that's coming up right after this

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Speaker 4: textual healing textual m There is one place that we

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Speaker 4: It's your phones. Yes, we want you to stretch those

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Speaker 4: you know, at least that don't completely ruin your life. Okay,

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Speaker 4: there we start there.

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Speaker 2: I really need to set the bar.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to stretch and use your hands. You

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Speaker 4: can use whatever you want to do. That is true.

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Speaker 4: Any part of your body is totally find that's what

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Speaker 4: you mean. Yeah, I don't know. It's up to you

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Speaker 4: and who's sliding into our inbox for a little textual TLC.

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Speaker 4: A request just came in this morning from one of

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Speaker 4: our listeners named Alana, who says she's in a little

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Speaker 4: bit of a bad spot. So Alana, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 7: You're like that producer Boyd is probably opening stuff because

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Speaker 7: Jeff doesn't get to anything for weeks.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's a quick turnaround. Is it like an emergency?

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Speaker 2: Is that why you emailed this morning?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, it's a little timely.

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Speaker 5: I would say.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So Alana, it's set in your email because it

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Speaker 4: was passed on to me that you were recently added

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Speaker 4: into a random group chat, like by accident.

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Speaker 12: I don't know. I don't know any of the numbers,

511
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Speaker 12: but I was just kind of in the mood to

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Speaker 12: play long and like joke.

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Speaker 1: Around in the group chat.

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Speaker 4: When text back the scammer that, I'm like, yes, I

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Speaker 4: will send your money.

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Speaker 3: I'd be the guy on Thanksgiving, like remember the virul

517
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Speaker 3: guy who make it years ago?

518
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Speaker 1: Remember and he like went over to her house.

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Speaker 2: She was like a grandma, And now he goes over

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Speaker 2: to her house.

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Speaker 4: Everything yeah, yeah, yeah, so this must be why our

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Speaker 4: producer gave me the screenshots of the conversation. You must

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Speaker 4: have sent it to him, yes, yes, yes, okay, I'll

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Speaker 4: just I guess read the conversation that happened. The first message,

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Speaker 4: just to recap, was hey, everyone, just making sure we're

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Speaker 4: set for Saturday. Another person writes yep, can't wait, and

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Speaker 4: a third person responds, this year is gonna be wild lol.

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Speaker 4: Alana joins the chat, and she writes, haha, yeah, totally

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Speaker 4: gonna be epic.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I like okay, I like that.

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Speaker 7: You're not even like you're just that's a perfect way

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Speaker 7: to blend in your because you're agreeing, you're forwarding.

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Speaker 8: Like you part of the girl.

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Speaker 1: He's followed up with, please share pictures from last year

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Speaker 1: because I want to know what it is.

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Speaker 12: Yes, okay.

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Speaker 4: The conversation continues. They start casually referencing stuff, but it's

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Speaker 4: kind of vague what they're saying. Like Person one says,

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Speaker 4: hope nobody gets too crazy like last time, dot dot dot.

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Speaker 4: Person two says l M a O not naming names,

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Speaker 4: but someone in caps almost lost a tooth. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: Person three still banned from that Applebee's ha ha like these,

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Speaker 4: and then Alana jumps in again. She says, no goats

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Speaker 4: this year, please. Alana said that I don't understand a

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Speaker 4: lot of goats, so.

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Speaker 12: I just thought it was funny, like kind of random, uh,

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Speaker 12: you know, like goats are always in the frat movies

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Speaker 12: or things got out of control, so I just like

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Speaker 12: went for it.

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Speaker 4: Usually the cops arrived surely after the goat show up,

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Speaker 4: so and she could.

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Speaker 2: Always say I meant greatest of all time.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: The chat continues. Person two says, omg, we should get

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Speaker 4: a goat exclamation exclamation down. Person one says, I know

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Speaker 4: a guy with a barn we could borrow.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Person three bigger fence, fewer lawsuits than Alana writes, lol, barns.

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Speaker 3: Interesting.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: I was taking that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they were in their early twenties until somebody brought

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Speaker 1: in lawsuits and then I'm like, wow, yeah, all their crowd.

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Speaker 4: Then Person one says, I'm serious, I will call during lunch.

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Speaker 8: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So now this is it's getting a little bit strange

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Speaker 4: with the goats and the barn talk. Maybe it's getting

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Speaker 4: into the organization for the Florida Games.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was just crazy yoga retreat. You know,

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Speaker 1: they just goat yoga barns.

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Speaker 10: See that.

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Speaker 4: But Alana, do you have any idea what they could

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Speaker 4: be talking about?

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Speaker 12: Honestly, I have no ideas. My mind goes to a

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Speaker 12: few different places. I kind of want to know more,

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Speaker 12: but if it gets even weirder, maybe I don't want

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Speaker 12: to know more. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think you should get an invite to whatever this

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Speaker 1: is and show up, because it'd be like one of

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Speaker 1: those viral moments, right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do it for the plot? Basically, yeah, you got to.

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Speaker 4: I mean, this is definitely different than most of the

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Speaker 4: textual healings that we do, where we have an obvious

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Speaker 4: problem and we're trying to help them fix the problem.

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Speaker 4: In this case, Alana is just curious what's going on

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Speaker 4: with this random chant?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I have an idea?

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Speaker 2: Are we ready to text a group?

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Speaker 4: What do you think?

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Speaker 1: What if she texts in, Oh my god, you guys,

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Speaker 1: I lost the information? Can you resend it to me?

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Speaker 4: She's still in the group.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, I know if they have a location yet,

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Speaker 3: but they would have looking for a barn, right, Oh.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking it was like an evite.

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Speaker 1: Maybe or something like that.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you could she could still just play in

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Speaker 4: the middle of what she was doing, be like, Oh, wow,

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Speaker 4: I guess we're really going to go all out for

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Speaker 4: the goat.

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Speaker 11: Huh.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if we've ever done this before because

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Speaker 4: that kind of keeps it in like the general realm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we need them they get more specific.

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Speaker 2: We needed them to like say something specific back so

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Speaker 2: we can.

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Speaker 1: Figure it out.

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Speaker 12: I guess I could say, like, are we gonna go

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Speaker 12: with the goat theme? Or are we going to do

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Speaker 12: what we did last year? Like trying to get more information?

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Speaker 4: That good because they might offer up what happened last

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Speaker 4: year and we'll get a clear idea of what this is.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna say yes or no, maybe or make it

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Speaker 4: more open ended.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how about this, Are we gonna go with the

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Speaker 1: goat theme this year? Or what theme was everybody's favorite

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Speaker 1: in the past?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, because then you're asking for.

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Speaker 2: An answer instead of just a yes or no.

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Speaker 4: That's good, Alana, how about that.

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Speaker 12: I can try that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, so are we really going with the goat theme?

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Speaker 4: You can put a little goat emoji. What's everybody's favorite

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Speaker 4: theme from the past?

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Speaker 12: Okay, cool, I wonder what this is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I love about a group message so many people can

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Speaker 3: reply so fast.

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Speaker 4: I've never been an accomplice to a crime that hasn't

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Speaker 4: happened yet.

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Speaker 2: So goats belong in bars.

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Speaker 4: If the police are listening to this in the future,

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Speaker 4: just know I am on the fence and I have

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Speaker 4: no part in pushing this forward. Defense that's holding the

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Speaker 4: goat inside.

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Speaker 1: By the way, very legal.

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Speaker 4: All right, So Alana, you've sent that, we're gonna take

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Speaker 4: a break. Okay, cool, We're going to take a break.

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Speaker 4: Come back and see if the group chat continues. With

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Speaker 4: more Textual Healing right after this, if you're just joining us,

644
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Speaker 4: we were called in to do a last minute edition

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Speaker 4: of Textual Healing, where one of our listeners, Alana, messaged

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Speaker 4: our show. She reached out just this morning saying she's

647
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Speaker 4: in a weird situation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she just started a goat party on accident.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is, because it all started when she was

650
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Speaker 4: accidentally added to a group chat with a bunch of

651
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Speaker 4: people that she does not know and decided to respond

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Speaker 4: to it just to mess with them and have a

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Speaker 4: little bit of fun.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't even being mean or anything, she just being silly.

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Speaker 4: It sounded like these random people were talking about how

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Speaker 4: they do a party every year and last year's party

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Speaker 4: got out of control. Alana wanted to feel like she

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Speaker 4: was part of the group, so that's why she brought

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Speaker 4: up a goat, saying no goats this year, please, And

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Speaker 4: the rest of the chat has decided to run with that,

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Speaker 4: where now they're talking about visiting people's barns, hopping fences,

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Speaker 4: possible lawsuits.

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Speaker 1: It makes sense because remember we did learn they were

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Speaker 1: banned from Applebee's.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a group that tends to take things

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Speaker 4: a little bit beyond the line, so we think, yeah,

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Speaker 4: we're not really sure. But that's why Alana is curious.

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Speaker 4: She wants to dig a little deeper to figure out

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Speaker 4: what we're actually working with here. And that's why we

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Speaker 4: sent are we going with the goat theme idea? What

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Speaker 4: was our favorite theme from years before?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and a lot of They come back with a

674
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 4: detailed list of here and what it's been with pictures, right, bro,

675
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 4: give us some idea of what we're talking about, Alana.

676
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 4: Have they responded, Yeah, I have.

677
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 12: A few messages, Okay, what do they say? Okay, buckle up.

678
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 12: Person two says the one from six years ago, the

679
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 12: buzz saw one, buzz.

680
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 4: Sawce, buzzsauce six years This is a only good things

681
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 4: happened around buzz saws.

682
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: Buz don't know, I don't know.

683
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 12: But then Person one says, yeah, it was before you joined.

684
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 12: You'll get used to it, though. Just be sure to

685
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 12: bring gloves this time. Gloves and person three sets and

686
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 12: trash bags.

687
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: Trash bags whoa cleaning up volunteers?

688
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are thinking awfully innocent for gloves and

689
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 4: trash bags.

690
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, nobody's going to habitat for humanity

691
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: and then getting barred from Applebee's.

692
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 4: They chen nicely. We don't want these folks back highways drunk.

693
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 4: It's starting to feel creepy. Yeah, this isn't like your

694
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 4: normal party, Vibela.

695
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 2: Why do they want to bring a go and a bush?

696
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: That's not good?

697
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 4: Are you sure that you want to keep going down

698
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 4: this Pathlon? Or is it time to ask? Hey, you know,

699
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 4: what's the deal with all the weird supplies?

700
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 12: I'm honestly so curious. I say, we keep going?

701
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 4: You want to keep going?

702
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 6: Yeah?

703
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 4: Wait?

704
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: Wait, This is good though, because the Buzzsaw happened before

705
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: your tithe so you can ask about it, you can

706
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: ask your details.

707
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 2: I never heard about that. What happened? Yeah, no, nobody

708
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 2: likes that.

709
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 4: Maybe we need more examples from just besides the buzzsaw idea. Yeah, like,

710
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 4: maybe we do the play along thing and we go,

711
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 4: you know, well, what exactly are we doing? Because I'm

712
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 4: still having trouble remembering last year's it was that crazy?

713
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, can I try that?

714
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, go for it. We're just trying to collect

715
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 4: more information from these people because we're still not one

716
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 4: hundred percent sure what it even is that they do

717
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 4: every year.

718
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: If you wanted to find out what the group is,

719
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: you say, what should we title our Facebook group? I've

720
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: been working on getting us a page Facebook groups.

721
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 3: It's partyful the app you text.

722
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: It bro whatever, dude.

723
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: The sounds like old people, buzz Horizon, the people party guys.

724
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 12: Guys, guys, very fond of hang on hand.

725
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 4: Very fond of that. So the last thing that you

726
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 4: said was what exactly are we doing this year? Because

727
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 4: I don't remember what we did last year? It was

728
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 4: so crazy? What did they write?

729
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 11: Back?

730
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 12: Person one says don't worry. It's all part of the fun.

731
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 4: That's pretty big.

732
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 2: Remembering things is part of the fun. That sounds super skich.

733
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the whole goal, is to super back when

734
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 4: I used to drink.

735
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 9: That was.

736
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 12: So Then Person three goes, yeah, nothing to be nervous about.

737
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 12: We've got everything under control.

738
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 4: What do they because they got band from an Applebee's.

739
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 4: I don't know if that that's like.

740
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: The opposite of being wanted to initiate you this year

741
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: to me, I don't know you were there last year.

742
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 12: And then person too after that says, just trust stuff.

743
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 12: It's going to be a blast.

744
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: Don't trust them who they are.

745
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, anyone else thought this could be like the coolest

746
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 7: church ever with a baptism.

747
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the bowl of kool aid that you'll I'll

748
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 4: have to drink at the same time. Yeah, because that's

749
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 4: kind of where it's going.

750
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 2: That doesn't end. Well, that's a cult chat.

751
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,959
Speaker 4: So if you're just joining us, we're in the middle

752
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 4: of textual healing. We're helping out our listener, Alana, who

753
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 4: was caught up in a group chat where she doesn't

754
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 4: know anybody, is started with her innocently wanting to mess

755
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 4: with them because it sounded like they did an annual party.

756
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 4: But now we're getting down into really strange territory. Yeah,

757
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 4: it's kind of snowballs. Anybody that says just trust us,

758
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 4: nothing bad is going to happen. That's not a good

759
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 4: spot you want.

760
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 11: To be in.

761
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 12: No, and I'm getting more messages.

762
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 4: Hand wait, there's more coming in.

763
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: I love group chats. How many people are in this group?

764
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 12: There are four other numbers. Four people in the group.

765
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 4: Okay, so now what are they writing?

766
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 12: Okay, back to person one, they say, we don't talk

767
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 12: about last year. Oh and then person three reiterates that

768
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 12: and says, remember no talking on text about it.

769
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: Oh great, so we're just going to broadcast.

770
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 4: Oh god, they made a rule where you can't recap

771
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: no paper trail of what happened last year.

772
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what if this is actually something illegal.

773
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 4: I brought that up last segment, Brooke, and you're like

774
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 4: legal Smigel, Yeah, I have enough lawyers to get.

775
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 2: Out of it, because I thought it was a fun

776
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: barn party. Jeff with a goat, Like, who hasn't been

777
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: to one of those? We're talking about buzz saws.

778
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 4: And it's gonna be like crime group uses goat to

779
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 4: rob Casinos radio show gives them the idea.

780
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 12: Oh god, they were saying not to be nervous. But

781
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 12: then person who just said, bring the right gear and

782
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 12: no questions. Okay what now?

783
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 4: Yes, sound like it is Ocean's eleven. We have trash bags,

784
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 4: gloves and the right gear and a goat.

785
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 3: It sounds like they don't know you that well.

786
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 4: They think you are, like you're the new initiated.

787
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't number save.

788
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 4: Wait what here's another one?

789
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 12: Okay, wait, this is weird. Okay. So then they say,

790
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 12: also as a reminder, dot dot dot don't talk about Darryl.

791
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: They have a lot of things they don't talk about.

792
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry if there's a Darrel involved, this is

793
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: some country chokes.

794
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 4: We got a Darryl or we're stealing It sounds like

795
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 4: there used to be a Daryl until things went bad

796
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 4: and now we don't talk about him anymore.

797
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.

798
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 12: So okay, and they go, sorry, you're right, Saturday, let's go.

799
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 12: Let's go.

800
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 4: Sounds like Jose is in on the group chat. Are

801
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 4: you still wanting to continue down the rabbit hole and

802
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 4: dig deeper here?

803
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 6: At?

804
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: I want to know what this is.

805
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: We don't have any closure.

806
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, I really want to know too. I just feel

807
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 12: like this is getting really sketchy now.

808
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe you can text just so that we

809
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 4: can get some clarity. Maybe we bring up all of

810
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 4: our fears right now and we say, hey, guys, I'm

811
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 4: not looking to get locked up, by the way. Lol.

812
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 8: Yeah.

813
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 4: Hopefully, like hopefully they'll be like, it's not a bad thing.

814
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 2: What about this?

815
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: What about you have to tell your emergency contact something,

816
00:37:59,560 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

817
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 4: Like, you're so cool, I got my mom, says curfuse

818
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 4: at nine, So tell me you're telling me you're a nark. Okay,

819
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 4: what do you think, Alana?

820
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 12: Okay, I actually just sent I'm not looking to get

821
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 12: locked up.

822
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: Okay, suggestion. I gotta say. It was better than my

823
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: emergency contact.

824
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 4: I'll back.

825
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: I'll back Jeff on that one.

826
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, Okay, here we go.

827
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 2: Did someone text back?

828
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, we got one, uh person one again and

829
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 12: they say, for the last time, no one's going to jail.

830
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 12: Just a really big goat costume.

831
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 4: It's a costume party.

832
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: What really big costume?

833
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 4: Like a group goat costume party.

834
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 12: I feel like I'm more confused now because I thought

835
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 12: it was a real goat.

836
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 4: Now it's just as now just doesn't sound like fun. Okay,

837
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 4: I feel like you should be like, you know what,

838
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 4: I'm busy, guys. I don't think I can make it.

839
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: It will make sense if they're in big costumes while

840
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: they got banned from Applebee's.

841
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 12: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm just

842
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 12: gonna not respond for a bit. I just goat costume.

843
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 8: They're a real goat.

844
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 12: I don't know. I feel this is all still kind

845
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 12: of weird.

846
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: You're not into goat boys, huh?

847
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 12: I got not.

848
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 4: Make sure you do get their address though, and text

849
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 4: it over to us, just because some of us might

850
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 4: want to do some research.

851
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, I will, I will.

852
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 4: We'll post the address for the goat costume party up

853
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 4: on Brook and Jeffrey's Insta stories if it comes out.

854
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be great if the real goats were in costumes.

855
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 3: I would totally go to that be that would also

856
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 3: get you banned from apple Bee's.

857
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,240
Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook and Jeffrey

858
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 6: in the Morning.

859
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 4: The weird new movie theater trend that's gotten so out

860
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 4: of control New Jersey's banned children from attending Now plus

861
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 4: one Colorado mom's going viral and her video has everybody

862
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 4: shouting they got Paul Paul what Oh? And one of

863
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 4: Jose's favorite actors is returning to the silver screen. But

864
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 4: the audio we have is making people want him to

865
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 4: go retire again. We've got all that and more in

866
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 4: a brand new TikTok click shot that's coming up right now.

867
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 4: The news outlets are saying aliens have made contact from

868
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 4: the Great Beyond No and they have one simple message

869
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 4: for us. Quote, take me two year TikTok click shot. Yeah, Yeah,

870
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 4: I think we're doomed. It's TikTok Click Shock, where we

871
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 4: discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're

872
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 4: gonna get right to your first TikTok click Shock, which

873
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 4: came from a conversation that we actually had off of

874
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 4: the air with our co host brook In the producers.

875
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 4: We were talking talking about the new Minecraft.

876
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 2: Movie Oh my god, it's wild see it. No, it

877
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 2: won the box office, but that's not why.

878
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 8: Yeah.

879
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: Brooke went into this long, lengthy, almost tedious explanation about

880
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 4: something called the Chicken Jockey, Yeah, which is a new

881
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 4: trend that younger moviegoers are participating in right now. Specifically,

882
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 4: during the part of the Minecraft film where Jack Black

883
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 4: says chicken.

884
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: Jockey, it's like a little baby zombie lands on a

885
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: Minecraft chicken.

886
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 4: Okay, When he says it, audience members and I'm talking

887
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 4: about mostly preteen boys will jump up and scream and

888
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 4: throw their food and drinks everywhere.

889
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 6: Yeah.

890
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 4: I got a clip of this in the mind, but

891
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 4: I thought.

892
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 8: It was just like.

893
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: A plotcorn.

894
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 4: No, it's specifically about chicken jockey. Here's the audio from

895
00:41:51,840 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 4: inside a theater the moment it happens. I saw the

896
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 4: video too, and it's literally the whole theater explodes with

897
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 4: like excitement. Dozens of boys are jumping up, They're ripping

898
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 4: their shirts off, spraying silly string all over, riding on

899
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 4: top of each other's shoulders. It's just total chaos.

900
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: Why is this like the secret word that blows up

901
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: the room? Okay, you gotta remember this is a generation

902
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: that gave us skibbity toilet.

903
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, there doesn't necessarily need to be logic beyond the well.

904
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 4: Chicken jockey is a really famous thing from the Minecraft game.

905
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 4: It's like a special feature in the game. So that's

906
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 4: why everybody gets really excited about it. The thing is,

907
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 4: it's gotten so out of hand that in New Jersey

908
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 4: they've banned children now from seeing the film without an

909
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 4: adult present.

910
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 5: From the children's movie.

911
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I actually want to bring my son

912
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: so that we can both do the chicken jockey moment.

913
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 6: Because it sounds fun.

914
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 4: It's not gonna be cool. Brook starts doing it.

915
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: That's immediately how you ruin it starts doing.

916
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 4: If you do see a large group of unsupervised boys

917
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 4: giggling to each other while walking into the theater, look

918
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: out because it's about to go chicken jock.

919
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: Next to them, you're gonna be covered in popcord.

920
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 4: That was a TikTok click shock, You're next. TikTok click

921
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 4: shots from a Colorado mom who goes by the handle

922
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 4: Molo Solo, who just got two point seven million views

923
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 4: on her latest video, and it starts with her holding

924
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 4: up an empty clear plastic container in the shape of

925
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 4: a cross, and written on the front is the words

926
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 4: paw Paul. So just have that mental image in your brain.

927
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: And then she says this, the boys got pau Paul.

928
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 4: They got him, and they dumped him out all over

929
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 4: my carpet, and I didn't realize it was Paul Paul,

930
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 4: and I vacuumed him up. I may have eaten some

931
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 4: of them too, boys or toddlers who obviously thought the

932
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 4: container was just filled with fun.

933
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: Sand graysand mom from taste yummy everything in their mouth.

934
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 8: Yeah.

935
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 4: A lot of the comments questioned why she kept Grandpa's

936
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 4: ashes in a sand container from hobby lobby because apparently

937
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 4: a lot of people recognized it.

938
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: Those urns are expensive, so.

939
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 4: Put it in whatever, anything. But the top comment on

940
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 4: the video was I mean this with absolute total love.

941
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 4: I feel like Papa had a great day.

942
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, grandkids.

943
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 4: With them, That's right. That was a tickshok shock. Let's

944
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 4: go to your next whoa TikTok shot. This one went

945
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 4: viral because it happened in Port Orchard, Washington. There was

946
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 4: a domestic disagreement where a man who supposedly is this

947
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 4: woman's ex showed up at her house, kicks in her

948
00:44:55,160 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 4: back door, and shouts, I've got Polly a p Polly

949
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 4: was her beloved pet chicken.

950
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: Okay, he's steal in her chicken.

951
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 4: At that point, he runs away with it until deputies

952
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 4: were called and found him hiding in the woods out

953
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 4: behind her house.

954
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: I get.

955
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 4: And here's the audio.

956
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 14: Show me your hands. That's fine, Just hold your chicken.

957
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 14: I'm not gonna hurt your chicken. Stand up, you know,

958
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 14: have you put the chicken in here?

959
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was emotionally attached to the chicken.

960
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: Was crying about the chicken.

961
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 4: It was We've heard. We've heard a lot of cats

962
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 4: and dogs at the center of breakups before, not many chickens. Yeah,

963
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 4: I feel like I.

964
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,919
Speaker 7: Could also have been audio of Alexis getting arrested while

965
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 7: drunk at a McDonald's.

966
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 4: Apparently Polly was very important to both parties.

967
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: You see egg prices, of course, so obviously the.

968
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 4: Guy got taken to jail and he's now awaiting arraignments.

969
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 4: But now local authorities are wondering if there should be

970
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 4: an amber alert for chickens. Not sure what color that

971
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 4: would be, but there.

972
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: Would be so many they get loose all the time.

973
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 4: That was a TikTok click shot, and your final TikTok

974
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 4: click shot. I think jose is gonna like this one.

975
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:15,479
Speaker 8: Yay.

976
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 4: I'm immediately happy because Nicholas Cage is back doing movies again.

977
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 4: Oh raw, and he's appearing in a new western called

978
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 4: Gun Slingers coming out sounds awful. It'll be in theaters

979
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 4: next weekend. A clip from the movie, though, is already

980
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 4: going viral. Yes, and it's getting millions of views because

981
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 4: of the voice that Nick Cage is using in it.

982
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 4: I'm not sure who green lit this.

983
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: Okay, but I mean, seriously, buckle up, Jose, because I

984
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: have heard this.

985
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 4: And it's that's a normal Nick voice. Yes, he goes

986
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 4: a little different. I'd call it questionable at best, but

987
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 4: just for reference. In the scene he's talking to actress

988
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 4: Heather Graham. So listen for yourself.

989
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 12: The stable boy said I should ask for Jericho.

990
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 8: Is interesting.

991
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: This looks.

992
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 4: I'm looking for Thomas Keller.

993
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 8: Months ago.

994
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: It stop.

995
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: It sounds like my phone tap character Marlin.

996
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, director said, give me Dying Mafia Boss for the

997
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 4: entire film.

998
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: Thanks God for subtitles.

999
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh, if you want to see a full

1000
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 4: length movie with that, it's coming out in theaters next weekend.

1001
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 2: Man, it almost sounds like I want to see it, though.

1002
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 2: That's the messed up part.

1003
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 4: Of his movie.

1004
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 6: Three.

1005
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 5: I'm the only one.

1006
00:47:52,040 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 4: This is the new minecraft film trend. Dying Mafia TikTok

1007
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 4: like shot story.

1008
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 6: For the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1009
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 4: We have a rare creature joining us today in the game,

1010
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 4: someone who is never lost to Brook.

1011
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 3: Hang up, Ash and hang up the phone.

1012
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 4: I will say, technically she's only played you twice, one win,

1013
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 4: one tie. Still extremely admirable. And that's why we are

1014
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 4: all lucky to be blessed by the presence of Lisa

1015
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 4: on the phone right now. Lisa, thank you for being here.

1016
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 8: Thank you for having me.

1017
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: Guys, is this the kind of entrance you've gotten now

1018
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: that you've won this game once? Like everywhere you go people?

1019
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 8: You know, I'm just sitting here thinking the whole time.

1020
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: Man.

1021
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 12: I hope you know I don't sound really bad today.

1022
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 2: Oh, don't be humble, Lisa. You know that's not what

1023
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 2: you were thinking.

1024
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 4: Lisa. We hope the opposite. We hope you say something

1025
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 4: super funny and dumb so we go viral.

1026
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for saying it out loud.

1027
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 4: That's our hope for you, Lisa, and Brooks's gonna leave

1028
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 4: the studio. Let's get to the rules. Thirty seconds on

1029
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 4: the clock to answer as many questions as possible. If

1030
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 4: You don't know when you could say past, But you

1031
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 4: have to beat her out right if you want to win.

1032
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1033
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 11: I am ready?

1034
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 4: Good luck. Let's keep the no losing streak alive. Yeah,

1035
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 4: your time starts now. Today's Golfer's Day. The Master's tournament

1036
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 4: takes place every year in what southern state?

1037
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, uh, Texas?

1038
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 4: Which nursery rhyme? Character? Kiss the girls and made them cry?

1039
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 12: Georgie forgie?

1040
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 4: What's the study of living things called.

1041
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 12: Biology?

1042
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 4: What famous New York baseball player married Marilyn Monroe in

1043
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 4: nineteen fifty four?

1044
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, Joe DiMaggio.

1045
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 4: How many presidents have won a Nobel Prize?

1046
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 10: Oh? Goodness three?

1047
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 4: Lisa, Well done there, Good job, Lisa, continue to smile

1048
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 4: upon you. It seems like just based on your answers.

1049
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 4: But now Brook's coming back in the studio. So some

1050
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 4: things that we should know about Lisa. According to the screener,

1051
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 4: she I think works for a local trucking company, is

1052
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 4: a mom of three boys, happily married, and for her

1053
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 4: summer plans, she's thinking of booking a cruise to Alaska.

1054
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 4: Those are beautiful your thoughts on cruises to Alaska? Would

1055
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 4: you recommend or don't recommend?

1056
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 2: I've never done one.

1057
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 11: I have no thoughts.

1058
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 4: You can still have an opinion evenout ever having done one.

1059
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 12: How old are your kids so twenty eight, eighteen and fifteen?

1060
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean if you don't want them to

1061
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: get in trouble, I would say, don't do it. I

1062
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: just heard like those like teenageers on a cruise. We

1063
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: are international waters man. We could drink any where we want,

1064
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: you know, and then next thing you know, they're puked

1065
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: on your back.

1066
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they drink rum. Are the kids planning on

1067
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 4: coming with you on the cruise?

1068
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 12: Absolutely? Yes, No, sweet boys, they are.

1069
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 4: If one of them Max sip, you just leave them

1070
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 4: on a glacier. Now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1071
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: You ready?

1072
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is Golfer's Day. The Master's

1073
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 4: Tournament takes place every year in what southern state Georgia?

1074
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 4: Which nursery rhyme character kissed the girls and made them cry?

1075
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: Uh, Georgie Porgie.

1076
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 4: What is the study of living things called biology? What

1077
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 4: famous New York baseball player married Marilyn Monroe in nineteen fifty.

1078
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 1: Four, Mickey Mantle.

1079
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 4: How many presidents have won a Nobel Prize.

1080
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 1: Two.

1081
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 4: What iconic Disney animated movie features the Blue Fairy?

1082
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 1: Fairy?

1083
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 2: How is that Pinocchio?

1084
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 4: On our answers in, it's time to head on over

1085
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 4: the scoreboard to see.

1086
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 13: How you Bolt did with jose Oop on guttendam Starza

1087
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 13: you got three correct?

1088
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 4: Oh boy and brook good for.

1089
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 3: Na Flory comes to an end, Lisa.

1090
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're gonna have to find some really

1091
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 4: depressing music for the next time you come on the show.

1092
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 4: But let's go over the answers for everybody. It's Golfer's Day.

1093
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 4: The Master's Tournament takes place every year in Augusta, Georgia.

1094
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 4: I have a buddy who they have a lottery system

1095
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 4: you have to enter every year, and he got picked

1096
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 4: this year. He's gonna go over the first.

1097
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: Time that he gets play and everything.

1098
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, such a gorgeous place. The nursery around character who

1099
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 4: kissed the girls and made them cry, that'd be Georgie

1100
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 4: Porgie bad.

1101
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: Saying that out loud, I'm not even lying. I was like,

1102
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 1: that's such a mean name for him.

1103
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 4: But is he a bad kisser or is it a

1104
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 4: bad breath situation?

1105
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: This it feels like we're bullying George here.

1106
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 4: I don't think he asked for consent for the kiss, so.

1107
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what he shouldn't be kissing the girl.

1108
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 4: The study of living things is biology. The New York

1109
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 4: baseball player who married Marilyn Monroe in nineteen fifty four

1110
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 4: is Joe DiMaggio. Good job knowing that one, Lisa. There

1111
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 4: are four presidents who have won Nobel Prizes Teddy Roosevelt,

1112
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 4: Woodrow Wilson in Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama. And the

1113
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 4: iconic Disney animated movie with the Blue Fairy is Pinocchio.

1114
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 4: She's the fairy who brings him to life. I just

1115
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 4: of her, so, Lise, I'm sorry it was not enough

1116
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Speaker 4: to beat Brooke. But just for playing, you do win

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Speaker 4: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any

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Speaker 4: Disney resort, theme park, or online in the Disney Store.

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Speaker 6: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 12: I appreciate it all.

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Speaker 4: Have fun in Alaska. If you could stop, I want

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Speaker 4: to Brook's factories up there and just make sure all

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Speaker 4: the kids are falling in line. That would be great too.

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Speaker 2: It's just a cannery, so it's not that big.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Lee's always fun having you on We're gonna do win

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Speaker 4: Brooks Bucks same time

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Speaker 6: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.