1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: subject my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. My ex 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 1: girlfriend is a huge problem. But right now, then, if 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: you in the building with today's praying phone, call what 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: you got nev. Well, surely you know everybody likes to 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: get a good pizza delivered every now. Yeah, you know 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You want to get that good pizza. 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: Man at that we call it the wagon wheel. You 10 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: want to get whoa did you hit him? Ws? Did 11 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: you hear that? I did hear it? Actually I did. 12 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: I did tell him what you said wagon? I said it, though, 13 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: did you hear me? I did hear it? I did? Anyway, anyway, 14 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: you want to get a good piece of So this 15 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: right here is the pizza delivery, all right? Okay, but 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: picked this out, sir, don m. I'm calling from prison. Yeah, 17 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: I want a pizza so much it never ends, It 18 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 1: just keeps going. And people in PRIs and ought to 19 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: be able to get a pizza too. Okay, prison pizza 20 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 1: gonna be showing a couple of run a cat do 21 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: you know pizza? May I help you? Okay? Can you 22 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: ape for me please? All right? Okay? So about this? 23 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: So can I take your order? You want tim pizzas? 24 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: And what's in a quest? Was that going to be six? 25 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas. 26 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: Six cheese pizzas? On being crushed? What's on the quest 27 00:01:54,800 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: being being six? See then crush pieces? And do you 28 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: want any other topic? Town? That's her? No? I need 29 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: to to meet lovers? Was that again? Do you stick 30 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: up a little bit? I was really having a hard 31 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to meet lovers? 32 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? To meet lover, meet lovers pizza? Okay? 33 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir? 34 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: That's thick, big cross? He said? You want to thank 35 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: quest on that thick? So I'm having a really hard 36 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 1: time hearing you. Can't you speak up for need? I 37 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: need to meet lovers with thick crust crust? Okay, okay, 38 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 1: all right? And then the last is two veggies on 39 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: being crossed to beggee jeeves veggie too veggie two veggie 40 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: on the thick cress. Do y'all delivered to um do 41 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: y'all delivered to U gated gated community can you for 42 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 1: a second for mesa. Okay, fine about that? Okay? Can 43 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: I get your phone number three four two? There's six 44 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: eight numbers? Okay. I heard three four two guys six 45 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of those numbers. 46 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: Can I get an area code or my number three 47 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: four two d's six eight nine? Okay? Um? I need 48 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: to get the whole seven digits and the area code, 49 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: so then we can put you in the computer to 50 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: try to find your location. I told you my number, 51 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 1: my numbers three fold to dad, six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir. Um, 52 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Excuse me. Um, 53 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. Maybe I'll take care 54 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: of it. So how are you doing? Hey? How are 55 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing great? All right? I order tempt pizza, 56 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: six cheese pieces to meat lovers and two bed She's 57 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if do y'all have a problem 58 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community. Oh not at all. We 59 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community all the time. Let me 60 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: just get a number four you in an address, right? 61 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: My number three four two days, six eight nine, sir, 62 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually, 63 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: Erico plus your seven digits. Okay, I don't. I don't. 64 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: If you just leave it with the guard, he will 65 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: make sure I get it. No, So I don't think 66 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: you understand. I need to have a phone number where 67 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: I can call you. We can go in and out 68 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 1: of the gate. That's not a problem. When I get 69 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 1: that you can't go in and out thatad Listen, you 70 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: can't go in and I did. I'm sorry, I can't 71 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: hear you. Can you speak up something? Okay, I'm trying 72 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: to get ten pizzas delivered and you just drop it 73 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: off with the guard. So I understand what you're saying. 74 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly. The 75 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterate. 76 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna he gonna pay you. I'm cool 77 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: with the guard. He's gonna pay you. Okay, where are you? 78 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you located? 79 00:04:52,800 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: And where's that? Where's that? Goa and gold y'all don't 80 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: know where. And I'm in Angola and Golda, Louisiana the penitentiary. 81 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: So we came deliver pizza to Angola Penitentiary. Look, I 82 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: ordered ten pizzas for one six six cheese pieces, two 83 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: met loads and two Look, I keep you on this 84 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: phone too much longer. Listen, sir. I know what you're saying, 85 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,599 Speaker 1: but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where 86 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas, but 87 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: you gotta go somebody in Golda, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying 88 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: to get these ten. Look, I'm late. I'm nothing to 89 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not 90 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth with you either. We are 91 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,919 Speaker 1: unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay, Why because 92 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza 93 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: to people in the penitentiary, people in the penicetial or 94 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: the pizza No, sir, they cannot. But we do not 95 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do 96 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: you know how long it would take to get pizza 97 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 1: to Angola? Don't give it? Let me tell, okay who 98 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 1: to manageer? Now? And the manager's speaking with the manager. 99 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: What's your name? Never mind what my name is. Just 100 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: know that I'm the manager. Okay, let me say this 101 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 1: to you, since you to manager there. If I don't 102 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: get no pizzas here tonight, I'm when I get out 103 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 1: in three years, I'm coming down there and I'm gonna 104 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: you up. So you think you're talking to you, ain't 105 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 1: go me up in three years. I won't be here 106 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: with matter fact, I just might stay here for three years. 107 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: So when you come back, let me tell you something. 108 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 1: If y'all don't brainy piece to this penitential and get 109 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,160 Speaker 1: it to the guard before he get off work, then 110 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 1: we're it's gonna be proud here, not in order. These 111 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: ten pitchers and everybody on the cell block is waiting 112 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: on them, sir, I don't I don't care about you 113 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: and your folk on your self blocks. You are in 114 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: the penitentiary and I don't even know why you calling. 115 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 1: Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay, 116 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: and I have a job to do. I am not 117 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:50,160 Speaker 1: delivering pizzas still penitentially discrimination about where y'all brain pizzas 118 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: and more. We don't destroy me, but we ain't located 119 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 1: in that goal. Unless you're gonna give me some petrol 120 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: from my metro. I ain't coming. Let me tell you something. 121 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 1: I want you to remember eating number three fold to 122 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: dads six eight nine. If you see that gray painted 123 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: on your house or that damn pizza place, then you 124 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: know my then got out and I'm looking for your 125 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: three pot to dads six eight nine. I don't give 126 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: it about three two, six eight nine and seven f three. 127 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: What I'm saying is your grass. If you come up 128 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: here in three years and guess where, don't drop the fat? 129 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 1: Who who you think you're talking to? That's what I said, 130 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: Who you think you're talking to? Get off my phone. 131 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: I got I got one more thing to tell you 132 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: before I get on three years the lands words I'm 133 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: gonna say. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you 134 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: gotta say? This is next you Tommy from the Steve 135 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:41,119 Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray phone 136 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: call you. Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You gotta 137 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:58,680 Speaker 1: be god, Oh God, this is Tommy. Was that a 138 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: bit much, y'all? I can't take it. People in prison 139 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: all the bay to get a pizza every night, and 140 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: then you know, played with man like that pizza night man. 141 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: It's all good, all right. Texts all count let's get 142 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 1: down to business, and Nephew is on the way. Tickets 143 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: are moving very very very very good. Miracles Closet, you 144 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 1: can get some tickets. G Q Fashion you can get tickets, 145 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: all right, Thank you, Nephew. Congratulations. Up next, it is 146 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 1: my Strawberry Letter for today. Subject my ex girlfriend is 147 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,199 Speaker 1: a huge problem. We'll get into it right after this