1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them back, 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: just like the Melican buck bus things and it's cub 4 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 1: y'all do me true good to the hardy. Want to 5 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:38,519 Speaker 1: move to other for school, bar to be hobby. Why 6 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: don't you join yeah by joining me? Honey, say you 7 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: got to turn hurting? Yeah, run you you gotta turn 8 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:43,400 Speaker 1: you to turn out at the turn to you love. 9 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: You got to turn out to turn turn water water. Comey, 10 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: come on your thing? Uh huh, I sure will. Good 11 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, come on, 12 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:11,679 Speaker 1: y'all dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got 13 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: a radio show man. Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah? 14 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: He is. And and I can only attribute it to 15 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: one thing. It's just been a turnaround in my life. 16 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,360 Speaker 1: It's it's been me finally making a decision to see 17 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: what all God has from me, but at the same 18 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: time trying to be more God wants me to be 19 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: instead of more of what I want to be. That's 20 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,399 Speaker 1: the trade off. You know, you gotta do something now, 21 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 1: you know you know you want God's blessings you gotta 22 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: be willing to do something on his behalf. And now 23 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not saying I got it right right now, 24 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: because man, I just don't. I'm just being real with you. 25 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have it all together by any 26 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get better in several areas. 27 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: I'm praying about it, I'm working on it. But you know, 28 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: it's a process. I've grown to accept the process. But 29 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: I'm improving in a lot of areas from day to day. 30 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what, Man, my success, all that 31 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: is going on with me, I can only attribute to 32 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: this turnaround. And to turnaround was simple. I turned around 33 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: and started looking at God. That was a simple move. Man. 34 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: I just turned around and started looking at him. And 35 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: I was going, Okay, I get it. Now. You created me. 36 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: You're the creator. You have a purpose for me. I 37 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 1: understand that. Now. Now let me just walk in that 38 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: purpose and let me get to doing that purpose. Now, 39 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: my purpose and your purpose and their purpose and anybody's 40 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: perfect purpose could be different, and the way you go 41 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: about the purpose can be different. And that's the part 42 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: that I've really grown up to. I've opened up my 43 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: mind to understanding that everybody is different, nobody is quite 44 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: the same, and that is not my right or position 45 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: to judge, but to be of a forgiving spirit and 46 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: understand and forgive those as I ask God to forgive me. 47 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: See that's the key. That's the key, y'all. So when 48 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: you out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness, understand 49 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: in the large prayer as a segment that says, forgive 50 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: us our trust passes as we forgive those who trust 51 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: passed against us. There's another Vergan says forgive us our 52 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: debts as we forgive our debtors. It's two different versions, 53 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: but either one it means the exact same thing. It 54 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: means simply this that you are asking God to forgive 55 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: yours like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes 56 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 1: as we forgive those who trust passed against us. When 57 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: I crossed the line with you, God handle me the 58 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: way I handle people when they crossed the line with me. 59 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,719 Speaker 1: You feel what I'm saying to you, See you understand that. 60 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,279 Speaker 1: That's the breakdown of it. The best way I can 61 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: give it to you. Forgive us our trust passes as 62 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 1: we forgive those trustpass against us forgive me God for 63 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 1: stepping over the line like I forgive those that step 64 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: over the line on me. That's the hard part, man, 65 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: that's the part man, I've really been working on. I've 66 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 1: been really trying to get that together. And so I've 67 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 1: learned forgiveness a lot better. And it's paid off. I 68 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: can't tell you how it was paid off, because now 69 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: God's mercy and grace is all over me because I've 70 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: learned to become more graceful. Now I ain't graceful like him. 71 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: I ain't merciful like him, but I've learned to become 72 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:39,159 Speaker 1: more more graceful, more merciful, because man, I can't live 73 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: my life like that. I just got sick of me. Man, 74 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: you're mad at me, now I'm mad at you. You 75 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: hating on me? Now I'm gonna hate on you. I 76 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 1: ain't got time for that, man, I've got you. Look here, 77 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: you got somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's 78 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: time consuming, and hating trying to seek revenge its time consume. 79 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: Take up way too much of your time to seek 80 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: revenge when vengeance ain't really yours. That's another one. Vengeance 81 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: is mine, say if the Lord it ain't yours. So 82 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: now when you go to seek it to take it out, 83 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: guess what you're doing. You're doing something now, Man, Now 84 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,799 Speaker 1: you off in the area that you've got no business 85 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: being in, and instead of steady climbing your ladder like 86 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: you're supposed to, you didn't take out time for vengeance 87 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 1: to hate. I'm a hater. I'm gonna be a blogger. 88 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 1: I'm a blog about so and so. When you're blogging 89 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 1: about somebody, and most of these people you don't even 90 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 1: know when you're blogging about somebody what you're doing, what 91 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: you're hating. It takes time to hate. Man. I just decided, Man, 92 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: I gotta take all my time and instead of have 93 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 1: doing time and being active, I got to be pro active. 94 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: See some people get that confused being active and being 95 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 1: pro active. Oro is positive. Pro means to move forward. 96 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: You know, if you put pro in front of most words, 97 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: it's a positive influence. You know, does the pros and 98 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: the cons. The pros is the good side, the cons 99 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: is what can go wrong the bad side. You know, 100 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: if you're active, that's one thing, but if you pro active, 101 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: you're going forward in a positive direction. When you become 102 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: a pro that means you're the best of the best 103 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: at whatever it is you chosen to be. I'm a 104 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: pro so somehow, and I know, uh English teacher grammatical god. 105 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 1: The word pro a lot of times when you put 106 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: it in front of something, means positiveness. So now a 107 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: lot of people think that if you just active something 108 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: all to happen. Well, I'm doing something, and that's what happens. Man. 109 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: We just find ourselves doing a lot of busy work 110 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 1: that really ain't bout nothing, and it ain't going nowhere. 111 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 1: It ain't got no direction or no purpose because we 112 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: haven't tried to find out the direction of a purpose. 113 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: So you wake up and you and you and your 114 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: wheels are spinning. You a hamster on a tread meal. 115 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 1: You're running real fast, but you're just going in the 116 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: same spot. You understand, that's cause you're just out here 117 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: being active instead of proactive. Why don't you get God 118 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: in your life? Why don't you turn and face your 119 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: creative and find out how to become more proactive so 120 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: you can do things to move yourself forward. How you 121 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: can get your life off the ground and get off 122 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: the tread mill and really get it rolling in the 123 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: direction that it need to be going. Man, I'm telling you, 124 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 1: God can make that change for you if he see 125 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: you making the change for him. See the whole key, man, 126 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: the whole key is, you got to be willing to 127 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: do something. You got to give God something to bless 128 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: Bless me God, and then you gonna sit on your 129 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: couch and you ain't trying. Okay, bless me God with what? What? What? What? 130 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: What are you working with? He can't have the people 131 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 1: hire you if you ain't put the app in. Come on, man, 132 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: how you how you think this works? You know? The 133 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: blessing comes when you make a proactive step, when you 134 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:11,440 Speaker 1: try to do something on the positive side. Look, man, 135 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: if you got some goals and some inspirations, you're trying 136 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 1: to get some things to come to you, you're gonna 137 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 1: have to do a series of things that you're uncomfortable with. See, 138 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: becoming successful is uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. But see too many 139 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: people you keep trying to make your life put it 140 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 1: in a comfort zone. You keep trying to put it 141 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:32,479 Speaker 1: that way it's convenient for you. See, you gotta get proactive. 142 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 1: You gotta do something yourself. You make one step, he'll 143 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: make two that's that's the key, man. So come on, y'all. 144 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: You know, but we can straighten this thing all the 145 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,559 Speaker 1: way out for ourselves. You don't have to be wondering 146 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: what's going on all the time. You don't have to 147 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 1: be confused anymore. You don't have to have your life 148 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 1: in a rut. You don't have to hate waking up 149 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: in the morning. Well I like waking up at eight, 150 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,440 Speaker 1: but you need to be up at five thirty, man, 151 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: five thirty, Yeah, gonna get your work out out the 152 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: way so it don't interfere with your day. And then 153 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,920 Speaker 1: going to sit down, how are you drinking your coffee 154 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 1: and make your plan? Then go on out the dough. 155 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: But see, if you want to stay in bed to 156 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 1: eight thirty, you want to get eight to ten hours sleep? 157 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: I got news for you, man, Sorry, hate to tell 158 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: you this. If you sleep more than you work, you 159 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. If you play more than you work, 160 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 1: you ain't gonna make it. See football players play on Sunday, 161 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,080 Speaker 1: but you know what they're doing all week long in 162 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 1: order to play on Sunday. Huh? They at work. Man. See, 163 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 1: you don't see the training camp. You don't see the practices. 164 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 1: You just see Sunday when they run out the tunnel 165 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: and they call a number. Everybody want that moment right there? Oh, 166 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: but what you got to do to get to that 167 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: moment right there? A lot of work got to go in. 168 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,360 Speaker 1: You feel it? All right, Let's go to day y'all. 169 00:10:55,760 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: You're listening show ladies and gentlemen, barns and girl people 170 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: all around the world. You are listening to the baddest 171 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 1: Marty Show in the lake. It adds to Steve Harvey 172 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 1: Marty Show comprised of a conglomerate of characters and witnesses, 173 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Today's show is dedicated to that rare individual, 174 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 1: that one that goes above and beyond coming around, that's 175 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 1: in the lay you out business, but at the same 176 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: trying to come up with it at the same time. 177 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: This is this show is dedicated to everybody that throws 178 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 1: fight party. If you thought of fight party, this show 179 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,200 Speaker 1: is dedicated Oh, I know you're supposed to be doing 180 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 1: it to enlighten everybody, to show everybody a good time. 181 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:58,840 Speaker 1: I know that's what the real intent is. Yeah, let's 182 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 1: talk about those who want to charge to come to 183 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:10,600 Speaker 1: the house for the fight. Who is actually trying to 184 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 1: come up? Yes, rip money, come on baby, somebody trying 185 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:24,200 Speaker 1: to recoup the investment made on Snap. Yes, someone has 186 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: found a way to do an elevated rip party. But 187 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:34,439 Speaker 1: now you mad because don't too many people or enough 188 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:38,120 Speaker 1: people won't to come. Yeah, you're about to come up. Show. 189 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: You've just been a hunting fifty on hot dogs, buns, relish, pizza, 190 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 1: nacho stuff. Just sitting there, cheese whiz. You're looking at 191 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,960 Speaker 1: the door. The guy, Well, you can set up here 192 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 1: and put all this out. Sauces. You got it. You 193 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: gotta you gotta skew a platter than somebody in Bob. 194 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: You've got some real let's talk about the drinks. You 195 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: sit up there and found some Teeto's before the nine. Hello, 196 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 1: you bought Folteeto's thinking who they're gonna look? The phone 197 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: rang around three four o'clock. Man, ain't on me. You 198 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: got your living room and you have some fullet chairs 199 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:32,439 Speaker 1: on your sofa to your bed, at yourselfa on top 200 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: of your back. You got yourself on up step by 201 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:43,319 Speaker 1: yourself on top of your bed because you ain't round crowd. 202 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: Come now your back hurt strung. Christmas lights on your back. 203 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: Ye speach just out there. You know, took the flash 204 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 1: green at your bedroom and put it on the side 205 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 1: of the flat screen in your liver room to make 206 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 1: it look like you got a big screen. Yeah, you're 207 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 1: actually Mr TV on the kids. Put it on a 208 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 1: box outside bat have them all in the black Open 209 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 1: it though, Rain. You didn't put a sign down at 210 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 1: the end of the block on carboard to say fight 211 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 1: party this way? Coming up more of something funny back 212 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 1: at two after the Yeah, you're listening to the Steve 213 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: Morning Show right here. We are back, but there ain't 214 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: nothing changed. We are discussing. We are dedicating this show 215 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: to people who throw fight parties with the facade of 216 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 1: it being an entertaining day for friends and families, when 217 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 1: in actuality it has been looked at as a chance 218 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,600 Speaker 1: to come up. Yeah, I'm gonna pay How much is 219 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: a fight? Uh? I don't know, I don't Let's say 220 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: it's a hundred dollars. Yeah, But what I'm gonna do 221 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: is I'm gonna just charge twenty five. Yeah, how twenty 222 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna half twenty people. I'm thin the profit 223 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 1: three hundred take four hunt the dope I got a 224 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 1: hunted on the fight. No, a matter of fact, I 225 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna have man, I got so many people 226 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 1: want to see this damn fight. Yeah, let me do something. 227 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: I got a dice table set. I've been to take 228 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: a house of money. I got fifty people say they're 229 00:15:54,960 --> 00:16:00,840 Speaker 1: coming at Yeah, okay, that's a grand that's that's a 230 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Almost feeling a huntred on the fight. Right, 231 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put about a hundred and fifty into refreshments, 232 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: hot dogs, chips, Wayne, look at that. Look at that. 233 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 1: You got to work that. I'm out to fifty right now. 234 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: Lost Decorations. Decorations has farty dollars, most of them, most 235 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: of us balloons Christmas like, you just go down and 236 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,600 Speaker 1: get Christmas and then you gotta get the carboys sign 237 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: up on the corner, they say fight party this one decoration. 238 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 1: Now you've cast seventy five people, sixty of them have 239 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: committed to come. So you're thinking sixty at twenty dollars, 240 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: you're thinking you've got one thousand, two hundred dollars minus 241 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,960 Speaker 1: to take. Boy, you fel get up here. But you 242 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 1: got to cut down on expenses. No, no, no, we 243 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,400 Speaker 1: need that government cheese and cut them little, my old 244 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:05,760 Speaker 1: little blocks we got. We got to make it Auntie 245 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,560 Speaker 1: that she's a Christian lady, but for the right price, 246 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,440 Speaker 1: a little dancing in the back of the house. I mean, 247 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:17,359 Speaker 1: she's the same person Christian. Want what you say for 248 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:23,679 Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. Yeah, it's gonna get a church chip 249 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:30,959 Speaker 1: because that's kind of like that. All these hot dogs 250 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,800 Speaker 1: he going buy are not gonna remain whole. No, what 251 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,479 Speaker 1: do you mean by that? They're gonna get caught up 252 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,600 Speaker 1: in the sixtieth don't have two picks of If you 253 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 1: go up to the table and you're gonna be you 254 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,920 Speaker 1: ain't gonna ever get a whole hot dog that will 255 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:52,439 Speaker 1: be come up in the how much six catch up 256 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 1: que sauces for the ribs ri rips? No, no, you 257 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 1: don't understand how we're gonna do the reading for the 258 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 1: sixty people. We ain't gonna do but three slabs, that's 259 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. We're gonna cut the bones vertically 260 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: like you post to. Then we're gonna get that act 261 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 1: that what they call that the cleverand Cleland take the 262 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,920 Speaker 1: clever and we're gonna chop them horizon. We got a 263 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,439 Speaker 1: little bite size is that we're actually gonna turn them 264 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 1: real bones into real tips. You little save on napicks 265 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,160 Speaker 1: because they say two thousand and seventeen. But you're gonna 266 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 1: flip them over yet, ye happy yet, but you're gonna 267 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: flip them over. But if you run out of that, jake, 268 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 1: go down to the servant station. You know what you do. 269 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,439 Speaker 1: Reach up in there's some napticks in that you can 270 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: get the bones and they blew. They blue terrace cloth. 271 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: That's the color of the part. Well, it's gonna be 272 00:18:54,840 --> 00:19:01,520 Speaker 1: blue because in the red corner. You know you're gonna 273 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 1: make a little money. It's a lot of ways. And 274 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,800 Speaker 1: then your whole attitude's gonna start to change around fight time. 275 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,640 Speaker 1: When they don't start showing up, they know nothing. You're 276 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 1: gonna start getting calls around, hey man, I ain't gonna 277 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:17,439 Speaker 1: make it and made him sixty. You're already down the 278 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,880 Speaker 1: farting but you're doing the numbers and you're thinking hunt 279 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:28,160 Speaker 1: still cool, feel good. Then fight time roll around. Your 280 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 1: best friend and your boy he there, yeah, night all 281 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: out from night. Got to sit a chair, but you 282 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,160 Speaker 1: got to tell him to quit eating so much because 283 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,880 Speaker 1: ain't nobody here, but you ain't watching the fight, because 284 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,159 Speaker 1: you would say, looking up the street seeing if they're coming. 285 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: Now he with your wife and kids, telling about how 286 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:59,440 Speaker 1: nice your boy. He didn't he didn't pay him. Yeah 287 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:06,480 Speaker 1: he got yeah, you didn't come in. You come back 288 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 1: in the house and you say, hey man, calling people. 289 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,919 Speaker 1: Now he got to go through because many things. Then 290 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: a couple of cars come down. I got about eight 291 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:23,480 Speaker 1: people sitting there still like about yourself. You took in 292 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,840 Speaker 1: eight people, you took in one six. He's still ninety back. 293 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: This ain't looking good. You know what what fight are 294 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: we on right now? We're in the preliminary Okay, by 295 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 1: the time the third fight come on, he's so damn 296 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 1: because how many people in pimpt he got two hunter? 297 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 1: He down? Is he happy that, hey man, it's over 298 00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:03,840 Speaker 1: there over there? Well? He bought a porter party the 299 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 1: drive because you know, man, because when people get the 300 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: drinking and you got sixty people in the house, you 301 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,359 Speaker 1: and he ain't got but one bad bad you got anybody? 302 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 1: And the wife there said, or have all the men 303 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 1: and in shaking all this, we got a porter party 304 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,159 Speaker 1: out there. He invested in that. He upset before I 305 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,800 Speaker 1: worked with the sensation. Yeah, okay, man, he bought it in. 306 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: He got that in there for fixture and shaking. Shaking 307 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 1: in here, you're gonna have all me in in here. 308 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 1: We got to shut this party. And then one single 309 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:42,280 Speaker 1: chick show up with a real short dress. Now your 310 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:48,200 Speaker 1: damn wife, I gotta go coming up next time. He's 311 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:53,160 Speaker 1: run that frank back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. 312 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,600 Speaker 1: All right, it's time to run Tommy's run that frank back. 313 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:05,359 Speaker 1: You ready, nephew? Uh yes, um, I mean you know 314 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: I'm always is that your baby need to go back 315 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:14,159 Speaker 1: to pre king. The baby needs to go back to 316 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 1: pre k. Put that on. Yes, I'm trying to reach 317 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 1: Mrs Thomas. Please. My name is Mr Stapleton. I'm actually 318 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:29,199 Speaker 1: the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm looking at 319 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,199 Speaker 1: my records indicating that your son, Thomas is going to 320 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:38,639 Speaker 1: be starting his first grade. Ready right, listen, Ms Thomas. Um, 321 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,400 Speaker 1: I've been going through actually all of the children's records 322 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,280 Speaker 1: that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your 323 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:52,080 Speaker 1: son's grades from his kindergarten. Well, no, not exactly. I 324 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 1: mean there's been a few uh. I actually spoke with 325 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,359 Speaker 1: the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten, and 326 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 1: it seems like he just really was up to par 327 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 1: as the rest of the children. I now his conduct. Now, 328 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: he talked, but he gets his work. So what else 329 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: is she saying on that that ain't right? Well? What 330 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,159 Speaker 1: what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that his 331 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,879 Speaker 1: grades weren't up to par as the rest of the 332 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 1: other children. She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No, 333 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 1: he disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, Okay, well, man, listen. 334 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,280 Speaker 1: What we've decided here is we're gonna let a little 335 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,960 Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. No, y'all ain't gonna 336 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 1: let him do another year kindergarten. No, sun man, That's 337 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: that's the only choice I have. After uh No, we 338 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 1: got our letter in the mail with our report card 339 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,639 Speaker 1: the week after school started, and it said on the 340 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: back promoted. And if I got to get about this 341 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,280 Speaker 1: cotch and go get it, I'm gonna be because I'm 342 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 1: telling you right now we will be in the first 343 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: grade kindergarten. Want that hard. I'm not sure what they 344 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: told you about him, but it must be the wrong. 345 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: If I understanding. He's he doesn't color as well as 346 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: arrested kids. He's all out of lines when he color. 347 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 1: He doesn't know his numbers completely. And that's kind of 348 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 1: what we need when you first come into into the 349 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,200 Speaker 1: first grade, when I can show you on this paper 350 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,120 Speaker 1: he did satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about 351 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,919 Speaker 1: to be off and them already sick calling me with 352 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,439 Speaker 1: some about my son blank kindergarden. He that kind of 353 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,919 Speaker 1: he does not color well. Man, color ain't gonna do 354 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,719 Speaker 1: with the dad guard kindergarten. He is going to the 355 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 1: first grade, and I'll be down there on August twenty four. Mom, 356 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,720 Speaker 1: I will not be able to allow you to get 357 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: in the schools. I'm sorry. Uh, and let me get 358 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: Let's tell you what. Let me go on and get 359 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,640 Speaker 1: my pencil pen because I don't live that far from 360 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: this school. And if y'all an't read it down, they're 361 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,480 Speaker 1: causing some comfort. I need to get up and go 362 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,159 Speaker 1: down there because I'm not telling my baby when he 363 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,920 Speaker 1: come home the day that he ain't going to the 364 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,159 Speaker 1: day come first. Man. I hate to say it, but 365 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to refuse education from him on. You 366 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,399 Speaker 1: know what, I just went back and put him in 367 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,480 Speaker 1: public school. I know that was a stake in the 368 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: first place. Food which you're talking about some coloring. Give 369 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,439 Speaker 1: me your name again, sir Stapleton man. And what's that 370 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: number down there? The number here is actually area code WAYMNT. 371 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: I got the number numb mind. I pulled up this 372 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,600 Speaker 1: report card. I got the number in your name on 373 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: the back of this paper. I'll tell you what I 374 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 1: was touring the fourth wheel be coming in there, going 375 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,879 Speaker 1: to school, and I might make a trip around there 376 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,359 Speaker 1: this evening when I come from the doctor the bottom. 377 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm not going to hear that. Colin ain't got nona 378 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: do with nothing else. But it's not only color. Here's 379 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 1: a rhythm of tickets back. Are you working with him 380 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: at home? Are you're doing anything what you're trying to say. 381 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 1: I'm an incompetent parent. I'm just asking as a parent, 382 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 1: are you working with your child? Working with my child 383 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: every day? Read better than you? Problem? No, he can't read. 384 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 1: Can't read better than you, because honestly, you read that 385 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 1: role on that paper that he's supposed to be going 386 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: back to kindergarten. When I know the paper said from 387 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,159 Speaker 1: it going to the first grade. And I'm not listening 388 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,160 Speaker 1: to no more this about him going backwards. Now, if 389 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,680 Speaker 1: you've got a problem with your word, maybe you need 390 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 1: to go talk to your secretary of somebody in there 391 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 1: that wrote my baby name down. Your son's name, Thomas. No, 392 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 1: it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're 393 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,560 Speaker 1: not gonna sit up and tell me my son is 394 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 1: flocking kindergarden. He is not going back to that kindergarden. 395 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here, August. Do you hear me? 396 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,920 Speaker 1: I call you one, be ready to wi me and 397 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,880 Speaker 1: my husband, but we will be down the back shoes, 398 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 1: uniform everything. You hear me, I will not be able 399 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,840 Speaker 1: to allow him and education right now. I will come 400 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: down there right now and make that correction on that 401 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: paper for your baby. It's not going back to no 402 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 1: kindergarden for no coloring. Can you bring him down here 403 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 1: and let him color for me? I? Can you tell 404 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 1: my color in the rim and taking our yourselves? No? 405 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm sorry, Um, we will be down that 406 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 1: August four. I would have this poor card in my 407 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,720 Speaker 1: head that says you have been promoted to the first brother. 408 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,760 Speaker 1: He's gonna have a mole on his face, and so 409 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 1: are you. I got one more thing I need to 410 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,399 Speaker 1: tell you. Are you listening to me? I'm listening. You 411 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing yet. You better say something that sounds 412 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: like the first glade because I'm not playing. I would 413 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 1: go down to this dad on the administrative office, and 414 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,800 Speaker 1: I had because my son would be in that first grade. 415 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 1: Are you raising your voice? Who are you raising your voice? 416 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: You're talking crazy to me. I'm crazy, that is what. 417 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,520 Speaker 1: I'm a grown woman. I don't need to be explained 418 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,479 Speaker 1: to you why I'm trying to Did you graduate, honey? 419 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,720 Speaker 1: I am a college degree person. I have a great jime. 420 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 1: My husband and I do well for ourselves and for 421 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,080 Speaker 1: our children. And that's why we're not You're not even 422 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,200 Speaker 1: if you're not even at work right now. Man, I said, 423 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,280 Speaker 1: I'm shack phone. I called you that when you call 424 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 1: here right on the doctor to call me now, partner 425 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,680 Speaker 1: missing my phone call? Can you color because your son 426 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,440 Speaker 1: can't color? Question? Does that? Ask me? Can I color? What? 427 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 1: Are you white and black? Ye? Ask me? Sound less? 428 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,919 Speaker 1: Me and my color? No? I ask you? Can you 429 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,359 Speaker 1: color like some racist lines? And that can you color? No? 430 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 1: My coloring and me being color ain't got nothing to 431 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaker 1: do with none of this. Is this a race thing? No, 432 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,200 Speaker 1: trying to make sure you send him back. No, I'm 433 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 1: not trying to send him back. I want to send 434 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,879 Speaker 1: him back to color to get his coloring together. You 435 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 1: what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing. And 436 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,439 Speaker 1: if you're the head person down there now, you aren't 437 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: competent and you aren't in a literate call me and 438 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,720 Speaker 1: tell me that my son has to go back to 439 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 1: the first grad. I got one more thing. I'll tell 440 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,199 Speaker 1: you what I'm through with this guy. Comes through with 441 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,719 Speaker 1: this guy. I'm gonna say one more thing, and I'm 442 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: gonna be out here. Are you listening, I'm listening. That's 443 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 1: his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 444 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 1: just got prank by your girlfriend. F l sihaw. I'm olio. 445 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:40,680 Speaker 1: I am gonna beat her. You're about to get the pray. 446 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm right now and everything, I'm everything. I'm 447 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,239 Speaker 1: gonna beat her because you know I don't play when 448 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,360 Speaker 1: it comes to back. That's all right, all right, but 449 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: one more question. Now, what is the baddest I'm talking 450 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,160 Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve 451 00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Baby back to school, Yeah, that time 452 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 1: back to school? Let me y'all repeating the same grade? 453 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,560 Speaker 1: Did you repeat the same gread well? The second time 454 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:13,520 Speaker 1: I was there, I knew more about it. The second time. 455 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:23,760 Speaker 1: This looks familiar. I got put in on. It was 456 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,600 Speaker 1: an accident. I got sent to special end by accident. 457 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: And I was sitting up in there getting all as 458 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: I loved it. I got all anything I had never 459 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:44,239 Speaker 1: gotten that many ages before. I was acting everything I 460 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,400 Speaker 1: was gonna then it's a wonderful class. I couldn't really 461 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:54,000 Speaker 1: talk to nobody in there because I was looking around. No, 462 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 1: I was just saying I couldn't talk nobody in there 463 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 1: because I kept from look to him. Hey man, what 464 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 1: did you keep looking at that wall? You know? And 465 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,520 Speaker 1: I didn't really know it was especially, but I was 466 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 1: sitting up in there, and then this this dude that's 467 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 1: kept hitting me on the shoulder, and I said, hey man, 468 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,280 Speaker 1: hey man, stop hitting it. And he kept hitting me. 469 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,720 Speaker 1: And now I said, hey man, what's wrong with you? 470 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,280 Speaker 1: Stop hitting me? And he hit me again. Yeah, he 471 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 1: hit hard. Age little over a month, all ages. But 472 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: they put me back in the regular class right on 473 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 1: back to them. Damn d I ain't seen since I 474 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,720 Speaker 1: was in special. Alright, we'll be right back after this. 475 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning Show Senior headed to Vegas for 476 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,840 Speaker 1: the twelve round junior middleweight boxing match this Saturday between 477 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:59,200 Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor. Who as we get off there, 478 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,600 Speaker 1: I got things of doing and I go, I'm gonna 479 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,960 Speaker 1: being My daughter asked me, because she go Floria, can 480 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,960 Speaker 1: I go to I want bother you. I just want 481 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 1: to stay in your room because I don't want to 482 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,160 Speaker 1: get a hotel and I'll just hang out with my friends. 483 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: You can't go with me fight weekend. I ain't seen Daddy. 484 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 1: Going to say that Daddy didn't come to the room. 485 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:36,240 Speaker 1: He was downstairs all night. Daddy smoked seven five cigars, 486 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:43,240 Speaker 1: All daddy cigars gone. Oh man, you can't report none 487 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:50,880 Speaker 1: of this alright anyway, Floyd Mayweather reminds everyone that he 488 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,680 Speaker 1: has beaten some of the biggest names in boxing and 489 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 1: that he can take a punch just as well as 490 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 1: give it. Take a listen. I was born to fighting. 491 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,200 Speaker 1: I would die a fighter August six. He's gonna bring 492 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 1: his best and it's not going to be easy. Connor. 493 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,720 Speaker 1: It's not gonna be easy. Remember pack y'all got bombs, 494 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,680 Speaker 1: Canello got bombs, Shamee mostly had bombs, and all those 495 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: guys are going to and a Hall of fame. But 496 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,440 Speaker 1: one thing about me, I got a granted chin. But 497 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,719 Speaker 1: remember this, the same way you give it, you have 498 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 1: to be able to take it. Come on, I want 499 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 1: you to understand what I'm going to see. I'm going 500 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:39,560 Speaker 1: to see a full blown who he can't kick, a 501 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 1: grab or anything. Yeah, what are the chances of him 502 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 1: snapping and just kicking Floyd? That chances is hat. Listen 503 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,800 Speaker 1: to me, when you remember getting your behind what you're 504 00:32:53,840 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 1: not start getting by holy thing did? Because now we fight. Yeah, 505 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,960 Speaker 1: Karnor gonna have to stick back, step back and kick him. Yeah, 506 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,880 Speaker 1: that's the possibility of that happening. Hey man, let me 507 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,800 Speaker 1: explain something to you. Here's what boxing is so hard 508 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 1: to do. It's different from him m a. So when 509 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 1: you throw them punches and you steady missing when you 510 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 1: missed the punch, it's a lot of it because it's 511 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,840 Speaker 1: exerted energy for no mental payoff. So when you constantly 512 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 1: missing and then round houses that he throw, he gonna 513 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,640 Speaker 1: throw him a miss, but may we're gonna give him 514 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,200 Speaker 1: something to take back with him when you get ready 515 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: through another one. There's a memory attached to that's a consequence. 516 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: So every time you throw that, hey making miss and 517 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: you gotta take two back with you. I'm telling you, man, 518 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:50,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna just this. What would that make you go? 519 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,640 Speaker 1: You know what? I just need to kick him right 520 00:33:51,680 --> 00:34:00,200 Speaker 1: in the face. That's exactly around house. Damn kick even 521 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 1: in the face right now. That knows hurt. Okay, Well, 522 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,560 Speaker 1: listen to what Connor McGregor says. He's telling everyone that 523 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 1: they should have that they should have left him and 524 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,160 Speaker 1: m m a because he is going to take out 525 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,799 Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather. Take a lesson to this. And when it's 526 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,000 Speaker 1: all Chad and do you know what, I'm gonna feel 527 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,239 Speaker 1: a little bit side because you should have all kept 528 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,200 Speaker 1: your mouth. Sure, you should have left me over on 529 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,399 Speaker 1: that the game that I'm from, that more rootless game 530 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,480 Speaker 1: where we bounce heads off the commas and drilled him 531 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,279 Speaker 1: into the floor. You should have left me what I 532 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,439 Speaker 1: was because this mine is not on my level. He's 533 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,759 Speaker 1: not even a quarter of the mine. I am smed 534 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,880 Speaker 1: Floyd because I'm thinking he might just go. You know, 535 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,480 Speaker 1: damn all us right, I'm gonna just kick him in 536 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:51,720 Speaker 1: the Floyd to know. Is this the last one for Floyd? 537 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 1: Is this? Yeah? Because he wasn't gonna do no more. 538 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,960 Speaker 1: But McGregor talks so much. Man, I don't believe in 539 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,719 Speaker 1: underestimating anyone. I don't think he's going to instrumental meeting, 540 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 1: but I think he's going alarm is. But let me 541 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: tell you what you need to do. Is they need 542 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,439 Speaker 1: to had a camera on me. Yes, yes, I'm gonna 543 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,239 Speaker 1: be there. I don't know where my seat is. All right, 544 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:21,560 Speaker 1: come on, let's introducer. She's here with today's headline. Ladies 545 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,840 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, miss and truth and much this is and 546 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,960 Speaker 1: trip everybody with the news, and let's do this. The 547 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 1: National Hurricane Center urgent communities along Texas Is central and 548 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,400 Speaker 1: southern coast hurry up and finalize their preparations in advance 549 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,919 Speaker 1: of Hurricane Harvey. Harvey expected to make landfalls sometime later 550 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,719 Speaker 1: today or tomorrow as a category three hurricane, but right 551 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,239 Speaker 1: now it's category to San Antonio. Mayor Ron Nuremberg says 552 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,799 Speaker 1: his city is making room for evacuees. We're preparing both 553 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 1: to support the state's efforts to provide aid and relief 554 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: to coastal residents who may be impacted by Hurricane Harvey 555 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,719 Speaker 1: and who are already heading this way. Predictions are that 556 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,440 Speaker 1: Harvey will bring life threatening storm surges as well as 557 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,399 Speaker 1: much is about thirty inches maybe forty inches of rain 558 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,719 Speaker 1: in some places, so it's very very serious everybody. By 559 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,440 Speaker 1: the way, a federal court has struck down Texas is 560 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,960 Speaker 1: revised voter ID law. This latest law was supposed to 561 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,680 Speaker 1: remedy the problems in the first one, problems that the 562 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,839 Speaker 1: courts said clearly discriminated against blacks and Latinos, But now 563 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,200 Speaker 1: a judge says in this latest version that doesn't go 564 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,920 Speaker 1: far enough, and that it's also biased against minorities. The 565 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,600 Speaker 1: Texas Attorney General says he's gonna appeal that the White 566 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,120 Speaker 1: House finally sending the Pentagon. The Trump administrations do guidelines 567 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:32,680 Speaker 1: on banning transgender people from the military. It's expected that 568 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,720 Speaker 1: the transgender people we barred from enlisting, but that Defense 569 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,040 Speaker 1: Secretary Jim Mathis will be the one to decide what 570 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,200 Speaker 1: happens to those men and women already serving. Baseball Hall 571 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,200 Speaker 1: of Fame Hank Aaron now speaking out against the way 572 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,920 Speaker 1: NFL's treating Colin Kaepernick, saying the young man is getting 573 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,080 Speaker 1: a real raw deal. Over the last few days, a 574 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,880 Speaker 1: group of black cops demonstrate in support of the quarterbacks, 575 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: saying contrary to what people may claim, that they're not 576 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,080 Speaker 1: insulted because he stood up for the the black people 577 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,200 Speaker 1: you know shot by police officers. They say they weren't 578 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,840 Speaker 1: insulted when to say. Evening, hundreds of people rallied outside 579 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,719 Speaker 1: NFL head quarters in Manhattan's show their discussed at the 580 00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,439 Speaker 1: way Kaepernick is being treated and the double A CP 581 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,520 Speaker 1: now is asking for a formal meeting with the Commission 582 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,760 Speaker 1: of the NFL Roger Goodell about Kaepernick, US State Department 583 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: warning Americans for vacationing and Cancun Cosmeo los Cobbles say, 584 00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,120 Speaker 1: say it's dangerous. There sad news. Comic actor radio man 585 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,520 Speaker 1: Jay Thomas has died after losing about it with cancer. 586 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,080 Speaker 1: I worked with him at ninety two K to You 587 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,840 Speaker 1: radio station when it was called Disco ninety two. He 588 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,840 Speaker 1: will be missed. He was sixty nine years old. On 589 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,840 Speaker 1: the lighter side, today Banana split Day and today National 590 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,520 Speaker 1: Whiskey Sour Day, and We'll be back with Eugene the 591 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,520 Speaker 1: Butterfly twenty minutes after the hours. Stay tuned to the 592 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,120 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey 593 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,759 Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for the Butterfly. Let's 594 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,359 Speaker 1: see Steve. Why don't you introduce Jay so Jay can 595 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:57,279 Speaker 1: introduced the butterfly. What it's time? But butterfly? You make 596 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,520 Speaker 1: him so happy? Oh my god, I just love a 597 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:07,719 Speaker 1: great in reduction. Good morning, Shirley Carla Jr. But we've 598 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,520 Speaker 1: been going through therapy and j Anthony Brow don't thank 599 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,279 Speaker 1: you something to always introduced me. So so let's get 600 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,799 Speaker 1: down to it. I'm so excited because we're getting ready 601 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,840 Speaker 1: to have my fight party tomorrow night. You're having you 602 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,279 Speaker 1: did not want to miss this. Let me give you 603 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 1: that mean you. We gott hot dows sime sizes, be 604 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:40,560 Speaker 1: anasizes and ding downs, putting pops cocktail wait us, Oh 605 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,120 Speaker 1: my god, we have a plethora. Yes, I'm sorry, we 606 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,359 Speaker 1: do have that tweakies. That's the desire. It's a lot 607 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,120 Speaker 1: of meat. We want so much meat. You gonna have meat. 608 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:59,799 Speaker 1: Everything has a certain shake and hot dows sass Yeah, 609 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:06,960 Speaker 1: calling down, I'm aside. The anasize name down French bread. 610 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:16,360 Speaker 1: We're gonna have me by love Swedish. Yeah yeah, I 611 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,360 Speaker 1: love them. And then you dressing them in the South. 612 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:27,879 Speaker 1: That's gonna be good. Dress a lot. So anyway, I want, 613 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:40,839 Speaker 1: okay everyone, if you want to come to my fire party, 614 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 1: and Steve not gonna be here, but June your car 615 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,160 Speaker 1: like Shirley if anthy brown. I want you to come 616 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,880 Speaker 1: out with in PARKI because you get much meat. Fifteen 617 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:55,160 Speaker 1: dollars you get and you get a link at the door, 618 00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:04,400 Speaker 1: a free free whatever. Again what is size? Calling? Do 619 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:13,880 Speaker 1: summicizes the question? How much would you say you have 620 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,440 Speaker 1: invested in this poem? I don't perspect hind of hours. 621 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,759 Speaker 1: I'm people. Do you need to come so you can 622 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,719 Speaker 1: get the money back? I don't haven't even down that 623 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:35,360 Speaker 1: man Stephen into the four times that's sixty long division. 624 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,320 Speaker 1: You need forty six people. I don't invite a twenty 625 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:49,919 Speaker 1: two am I coming out short? Look like I'm gonna 626 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,040 Speaker 1: be bringing you some meat after the past. What's not 627 00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,840 Speaker 1: with my meat? Get it together? You gotta murder another 628 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,279 Speaker 1: hit when we come back. Happy to be on this show. 629 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:07,480 Speaker 1: You're listening to all right, y'all? Uh, it's time j 630 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,920 Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. What you got We're gonna murder here today? 631 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,360 Speaker 1: What we got? We got one for you, Steve and everybody. 632 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:18,200 Speaker 1: A lot of people have decided not to let the 633 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,000 Speaker 1: canoes go. They can't go hat, which is cool, but 634 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,719 Speaker 1: they're still wearing them backwards and that's just that's not cool. 635 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,840 Speaker 1: So this is dedicated to those people who will not 636 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:34,120 Speaker 1: let the king go go? Who who? What? What? What? Song? 637 00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,920 Speaker 1: We're doing it though? Oh? The song is to um 638 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:41,800 Speaker 1: angel angel if I need a baker, my bad angel. 639 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,399 Speaker 1: It's amazing how I do it. You got to see 640 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:55,120 Speaker 1: how it fits all in there. Let's go. The sun 641 00:41:55,239 --> 00:42:01,040 Speaker 1: goes out to George Wallace, my Road, Doug Van Name, 642 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:10,880 Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson, L L. Cool, James, Missy Elliott, last 643 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:21,520 Speaker 1: but not least lebron James during him back to another 644 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:30,799 Speaker 1: place in time when I had a Helline. Time will 645 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,560 Speaker 1: long with Jane, But you keep me the same My 646 00:42:36,120 --> 00:43:00,600 Speaker 1: cant no, ohkay, no, you're my can whoakay? No styles 647 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:06,799 Speaker 1: like mine? People say out of date. I really need 648 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:13,000 Speaker 1: to dress not a young one, mormage. They're all wrong 649 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:29,359 Speaker 1: because I'm the cool my cat. Oh, I can't let 650 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:38,200 Speaker 1: go whoa come out of the King's a nice head. 651 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:43,320 Speaker 1: And George and yours is way too small, some small dude, 652 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:49,200 Speaker 1: It's way too damn smar Come man, nobody White is 653 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:55,920 Speaker 1: gonna tell you this to Sid came no, no, cant 654 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:09,480 Speaker 1: no day again. Laid that's that's that's that was right there. 655 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:20,759 Speaker 1: But lay George, George and George is too small. They 656 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:29,640 Speaker 1: still wear them backwards? Man, Can I tell yeah that was? 657 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,640 Speaker 1: I will be at the Jay spot for night, Yes, sir, yes, sir, 658 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:39,640 Speaker 1: you can actually say a little bit what I was 659 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:51,520 Speaker 1: gonna say. He really yeah, Yeah, that was a good jack. 660 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,120 Speaker 1: That was take me back to another place in time. 661 00:44:55,360 --> 00:45:01,160 Speaker 1: But nobody tell you. I thought that would be steve 662 00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,279 Speaker 1: s favorite line. Nobody White is going to tell you 663 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:16,719 Speaker 1: that many Hawkins. Thank you coming back on the job. 664 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,120 Speaker 1: You couldn't talk about these hits at long, No, we 665 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:28,719 Speaker 1: just played them and then we moved on. All right, 666 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,840 Speaker 1: thank you. Jay coming up, we have a prank phone 667 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:36,120 Speaker 1: call for you from the nephew. No we can talk about. 668 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,439 Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve 669 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,160 Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about 670 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,080 Speaker 1: four minutes after I get ready for today's Strawberry letter. 671 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:58,960 Speaker 1: But up next, Up next the nephew's prank phone call. 672 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:03,040 Speaker 1: What you got know? Not saying what's tomorrow? Ain't the fight? 673 00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,960 Speaker 1: Yes it is fight party? Even leave me out of here. 674 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,800 Speaker 1: I got praised for every type of you. Then here 675 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:20,399 Speaker 1: go to fight party. Yeah, I'm trying to speak to Troy. Yeah, hey, Troy, 676 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,560 Speaker 1: you're doing man? It's Kurby Man. Uh, I live a 677 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,600 Speaker 1: couple of streets over from you. What's happening with your brother? Uh, 678 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,880 Speaker 1: Kirby Kenny? Kenny gave me you got kid? You know 679 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,840 Speaker 1: Kenny on your street? Right? Oh yeah, yeah, no killing 680 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,239 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Kenny, give me your number. Man, I wanted 681 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,719 Speaker 1: to reach out. I'm inviting a lot of people in 682 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,880 Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Man. You know Mayweather fight, So I'm inviting 683 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,600 Speaker 1: a lot of people over to the fight party over 684 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,200 Speaker 1: here in my house. Oh yeah yeah, I'm gonna watch 685 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,000 Speaker 1: it on fight too. Learns that don't sound like a 686 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,080 Speaker 1: bad idea, man, Okay, okay, well listen, man, come on through. 687 00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,480 Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna be getting here like around seven seven thirty 688 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,480 Speaker 1: and uh man, we got food, We got luck of 689 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,080 Speaker 1: margaritea machine. My boy, he's gonna be on the grill 690 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,200 Speaker 1: with the burgers and and the hot dogs. Man, and 691 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,759 Speaker 1: one of my other partner's gonna be smoking some wings. Man, 692 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,360 Speaker 1: so we we could. Man. So I'm just inviting a 693 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,399 Speaker 1: bunch of people in the neighborhood to come through. Cool. 694 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,600 Speaker 1: You need me to brace some through mash wine anything. 695 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,160 Speaker 1: Uh look at now that you uh, now that you 696 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,920 Speaker 1: mentioned it. Man, we we were missing a little something. Um, 697 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,160 Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this here, Troy. You um, 698 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,200 Speaker 1: you got cable at your house? Yeah? Yeah, I got cable. Okay, 699 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:28,439 Speaker 1: listen here what we need, man, I got about four 700 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,440 Speaker 1: thousand feet a cable card. And what I wanna do 701 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,720 Speaker 1: is come over there and hook up this cable card 702 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,880 Speaker 1: to your house and running two streets over to my 703 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,040 Speaker 1: house so we can watch the fight in the backyard. 704 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,719 Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, man, I know you 705 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,920 Speaker 1: hold up man ship, I know hold I know you 706 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,239 Speaker 1: didn't just say I say that again? You want you 707 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,000 Speaker 1: got got, like I said, we got the food. The 708 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,680 Speaker 1: look of all of that. Man, you know a lot 709 00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,919 Speaker 1: of people coming over, but see the parliament, I ain't 710 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,239 Speaker 1: our cable here at the house behind is you're gonna 711 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,760 Speaker 1: have a fight party and you ain't got no cable, 712 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,360 Speaker 1: and that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You 713 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,920 Speaker 1: asked me working with you help I wish, So that's 714 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,920 Speaker 1: what I'm asking you. I used to wait for the 715 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,880 Speaker 1: cable coming. I know how to look it up at 716 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,640 Speaker 1: your house. I know how to bypass pay per view, 717 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,920 Speaker 1: and we're gonna run. It's two streets so I got 718 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,640 Speaker 1: a real duable cable card. I got a big TV. 719 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put out in the backyard. You called me 720 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,440 Speaker 1: and invite me to a fight party, y'all ain't got 721 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,320 Speaker 1: no no, no cable. Now you want me to do 722 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,840 Speaker 1: something illegal and run folk doesn't see the cable wives 723 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,080 Speaker 1: two streets over to my backyard. Over the sit I 724 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,680 Speaker 1: might heal the wife phone un Get me put out. 725 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,240 Speaker 1: I'm already having I don't know what my margarets are original. 726 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,200 Speaker 1: Now you want me to do something illegal? Get me 727 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,680 Speaker 1: put out? Okay, I understand that, do well listening. What 728 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,840 Speaker 1: I'm saying is, no, we're just talking about for a 729 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,120 Speaker 1: few hour. We ain't open. We ain't like we're gonna 730 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,440 Speaker 1: do it for a couple of days and nothing. I 731 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,719 Speaker 1: don't know how you can leaven a call it col 732 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,000 Speaker 1: up a cat man and right about to a fight party. 733 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,440 Speaker 1: You ain't got no cable, okay, but in fight you 734 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,239 Speaker 1: you funny get looking food and stuff. Man, you funny 735 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,440 Speaker 1: have a good time. Do your card. Let let me 736 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,080 Speaker 1: let me get a little bit of okay before a 737 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,480 Speaker 1: couple of hours so everybody can watch the fight. So 738 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,279 Speaker 1: you want to have a fight part that my hat? Man, 739 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,800 Speaker 1: I don't know you like that. You know, I'm not 740 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:17,400 Speaker 1: saying we have a Howler house. Man, I'm like, I'm 741 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,239 Speaker 1: gonna we're having it at my We're just using your cable. Man, 742 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,560 Speaker 1: I can't have no cable. I don't do nothing that legal. Man. 743 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,560 Speaker 1: I'm not having no police in front of my house. 744 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,719 Speaker 1: And I got I got a family night a family man. 745 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,600 Speaker 1: I got to get up every morning, go to work. 746 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,319 Speaker 1: I work hard. I'm not and I got that. Man. 747 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,640 Speaker 1: I'm just killing you for a few hours, man, so 748 00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,240 Speaker 1: we everybody see the may Weather fight. Man, you're saying, 749 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,600 Speaker 1: could man Kenny Man, I don't know. I don't even 750 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,960 Speaker 1: know y'all people like that. Man. I don't know Kenny Well. 751 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,839 Speaker 1: I didn't know because of keep a nice yard. Man, 752 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,080 Speaker 1: I don't know y'all. I keep you having no laws 753 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,080 Speaker 1: and all of them my children running wound this cave. 754 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,879 Speaker 1: But coming from my highland, I can't have that, man. 755 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,640 Speaker 1: I'm not here with the white fold. The white folks 756 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,880 Speaker 1: are not having it. Man. I understand all that, man, 757 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,600 Speaker 1: but I didn't fight it all these people. I can't 758 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,960 Speaker 1: disappoint these people. I got to have to fight on 759 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,000 Speaker 1: at the house. I understand you, brother. I want to 760 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,759 Speaker 1: be at your house watching the fight too, But I 761 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,279 Speaker 1: ain't no where in the world. If the hair no 762 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,360 Speaker 1: folks out for the cable ruther from my house, I 763 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,759 Speaker 1: can't see that one. I'm not hit a suburb now 764 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,279 Speaker 1: with a family, and now I can't do the type 765 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,040 Speaker 1: of thing I can't. I don't want the police. I 766 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,520 Speaker 1: don't want the cable cable man, you only want in 767 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,600 Speaker 1: the suburby. I'm not here to what I'm trying to 768 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,239 Speaker 1: tell you. If I'm nothing to disappoint the people now, 769 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,520 Speaker 1: I want to have your approval, but I'm coming to 770 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,840 Speaker 1: hook this cable up. You're coming well to hook up 771 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,960 Speaker 1: from cable. I'm coming to your eyes to hook this 772 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,640 Speaker 1: table and run it to streets. O Oh, So if 773 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,520 Speaker 1: I say you can't hook it up, you're gonna come 774 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,279 Speaker 1: and hook up anyway. That was you're telling me. I'm 775 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,239 Speaker 1: telling you, I can't disappoint these people. I'm coming to 776 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,200 Speaker 1: hook this cable up, man, whether you like it or not. Now, 777 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,480 Speaker 1: if you put me for my our folk out for 778 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,040 Speaker 1: the cable, it's the one I got a right. Hey man, 779 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,600 Speaker 1: I can't disappoint these people. Now. I'm just trying to 780 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,600 Speaker 1: get you to show some law for you. Just have 781 00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:51,680 Speaker 1: a shot form if you can come over to my house. 782 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,840 Speaker 1: You're bringing people, you can come with you so they 783 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,759 Speaker 1: can see a fight. Hey man, what what are you? 784 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,640 Speaker 1: What are you saying? You're trying to tell me you 785 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,080 Speaker 1: ain't gonna let me hook the cable up when I 786 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,320 Speaker 1: get over that and look on it, and I'll be 787 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,080 Speaker 1: wearing out there with no certain shot and you ain't 788 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,640 Speaker 1: gonna fit team around with me, and then I'm nothing 789 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,280 Speaker 1: to see Kenny me you was, I know who to extend, 790 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,840 Speaker 1: but you're not gonna give me the breaking along in 791 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,720 Speaker 1: front of my shitter and out here. Man, I'm thinking 792 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,640 Speaker 1: nine years I'll play them games. Man. When I was 793 00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,560 Speaker 1: you know, you made with a cut of course, me 794 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,319 Speaker 1: with a lot of money. But hey, I'm not going 795 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,080 Speaker 1: for I'm not going for that roud the side. Brother, 796 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,200 Speaker 1: you're not having all that activity going on in my house. 797 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,000 Speaker 1: I'm coming over that and I'm looking up this cable. 798 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,319 Speaker 1: When you come over here, you to bad. I got 799 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,600 Speaker 1: something front of you tested you come over. I'm sitting 800 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,719 Speaker 1: in front of my house right now. I can't it 801 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,839 Speaker 1: comes whining to Mr Covery. I got some from y'all all. 802 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,920 Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I I'm coming over the look my 803 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,759 Speaker 1: cable though, so these people can watch height they were 804 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,960 Speaker 1: lining up there and you're gonna come take some care 805 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,280 Speaker 1: from my house. Lining up, I'm gonna have my wife's 806 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,400 Speaker 1: taking my hands up right now. So I'm being's like. 807 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,560 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you, though, 808 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,640 Speaker 1: is you're listening. I don't care what you say. You're 809 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,640 Speaker 1: coming from my house. You might rasing me what you 810 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,320 Speaker 1: because you're gonna leave here. You can front of my 811 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,759 Speaker 1: house a cable car. I don't know who you is. 812 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna want Kenny when then I see him, I 813 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,920 Speaker 1: don't want him on say. I don't get my cheering 814 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,239 Speaker 1: in the car. His cheering to come and I'm gonna 815 00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,719 Speaker 1: whoop you if you come out here this time about 816 00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,400 Speaker 1: your from camera I'm to put you right here, man, 817 00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,839 Speaker 1: come out right now. I said, I got one more 818 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,400 Speaker 1: thing to say that you are. What you got to 819 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,360 Speaker 1: say is you listen to me. I'm listening. This is 820 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,120 Speaker 1: nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 821 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:28,640 Speaker 1: just got cranked by your boy? Who who you said? 822 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,480 Speaker 1: This here? This is nephew tire me from the Steve 823 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,239 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. And I know you had called my phone. Man, 824 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,439 Speaker 1: my blood pressure hid here. You got me read this club. 825 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,280 Speaker 1: I mean I got my cliss from and my cliss 826 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,359 Speaker 1: from a lyric thing. Man. You got me reading about 827 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,920 Speaker 1: somebody out there. All right, man, I gotta ask you 828 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,560 Speaker 1: this right here, choy, what is what is the baddest 829 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,920 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, man, 830 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,000 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all crazy? Did I show 831 00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:02,080 Speaker 1: a justice? You did it? Man? Name the name the event? 832 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,440 Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta prank for it like everything Thanksgiving? 833 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,480 Speaker 1: Can I throw it in? And I'm in Tampa next Saturday. 834 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,400 Speaker 1: Me Frankie Beverly Kelly Price Tank the nephew was hosting 835 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,319 Speaker 1: the show. Tickets on sail right now. So Frankie gonna 836 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,480 Speaker 1: have on white. Yes, Mr last heard, ain't got one 837 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,200 Speaker 1: one color back there in that jest. I've been back 838 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,840 Speaker 1: and but is he the red? White or black? And 839 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,120 Speaker 1: I've seen it and it's a thousand of them? I mean, 840 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,240 Speaker 1: is it the same outfit? It's the same tiny ass outfit. 841 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,120 Speaker 1: Have you murdered a frank? But but you're going to 842 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,160 Speaker 1: be been the backstead. It's a it's a thousand black, 843 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,759 Speaker 1: a thousand white, and a thousand red. Really watches the 844 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:53,600 Speaker 1: match everything and and and the shoes, right, that makes 845 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,479 Speaker 1: it easy. He's got three colors, and how you feel? 846 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,840 Speaker 1: But later that you said, what color are you wearing? Tommy, 847 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,680 Speaker 1: I'm wearing white too. What you wear white with a cap? 848 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,799 Speaker 1: White with a stop? Y'all? Put his white with said 849 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:17,680 Speaker 1: white with to w classes you better white? You're gonna 850 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:24,680 Speaker 1: wear a white beating No, no, white with a white 851 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:30,000 Speaker 1: cap and maybe a wife beat underneath. Quite a minute. 852 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:35,600 Speaker 1: I got to do this. Watch work, Watch me work, queen. 853 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,239 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 854 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:44,880 Speaker 1: four minutes after quite queen, let's go to work. You 855 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:58,400 Speaker 1: probably fair walking food playing was walking way okay? All right? 856 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,360 Speaker 1: Coming up in about an hour. Another exciting episode of 857 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,359 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show is bad acting field. Yeah, 858 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,560 Speaker 1: the Chapman's will be here and you don't want to 859 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,279 Speaker 1: miss it. But coming up the Strawberry Letter. We'll be 860 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,839 Speaker 1: right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 861 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,560 Speaker 1: All right, the crazy Strawberry Letter is on deck. But first, 862 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,479 Speaker 1: on a very serious note, we want our neighbors along 863 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,759 Speaker 1: the Gulf coast to be prepared and we want you 864 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:29,240 Speaker 1: guys to stay safe. Um, the National Hurricane Center says 865 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:38,640 Speaker 1: storm Harvey. Norm Harvey. You know you know that he 866 00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,239 Speaker 1: could actually tell up the chateau. Did you notice? I 867 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,439 Speaker 1: don't really want to do that. Man. I don't want 868 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,120 Speaker 1: no harm or nobody. I don't know why they're calling 869 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,279 Speaker 1: it Harvey. You know, I'm tired of stuff being name that. 870 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,680 Speaker 1: Now you're gonna be this year all the time. Now 871 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:59,319 Speaker 1: there's you can't wait for What did that do? When 872 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,520 Speaker 1: you're talking about to day your barn, he gonna talk 873 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,840 Speaker 1: about me on seeing it. Hey, pacar, you're gonna mess around, 874 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:14,080 Speaker 1: And I like, really wasn't cool what he says. I 875 00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:15,960 Speaker 1: just I didn't want to warn you. Now, I don't 876 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,160 Speaker 1: start the war words because you say what you do, 877 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,000 Speaker 1: because I'm gonna take it all out of politics. We're 878 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,360 Speaker 1: gonna get into some family background or like that, and 879 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,160 Speaker 1: you ain't gonna like it. Yeah, don't get it. Don't 880 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,240 Speaker 1: play with the comedian. I got right on the National 881 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,440 Speaker 1: Hurricane sitners. The storm Harvey is expected to bring a 882 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,440 Speaker 1: large storm surge. Forecasters expect the storm to bring a 883 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,560 Speaker 1: lot of rain and uh risk of flooding. So please 884 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:49,160 Speaker 1: stay safe. Storm hard pretty right, yeah in Houston. Yeah, 885 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:55,560 Speaker 1: it's the only storm with a big gass mushta. Harvey 886 00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,239 Speaker 1: and Junior just had you guys just have houses, regular houses, right, 887 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,480 Speaker 1: Who do you mean regular house? Because Tommy has a 888 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:07,400 Speaker 1: chateau down. We just had. The last thing I need 889 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,480 Speaker 1: is for Harvey to destroy. I don't want to. I 890 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:16,560 Speaker 1: want you all a little safe. Yeah, tom you're gonna 891 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:20,320 Speaker 1: make it. I'm gonna make it. Oh Yeah, I don't 892 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,480 Speaker 1: get done with this. It's gonna be like lightning. I 893 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,360 Speaker 1: don't know if I got plastic bad. I put all 894 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,000 Speaker 1: it up so I can't see none of that. I 895 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,040 Speaker 1: come all my windows, I don't I can't be looking 896 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,520 Speaker 1: at they're seeing nothing. Electricity running across you see it. 897 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:35,600 Speaker 1: You just I'm done. I'm done. But I'm talking about 898 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:39,880 Speaker 1: storm Harvey. Yeah, I'm covering all the windows with all. 899 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:47,520 Speaker 1: I'm doing lightning specifically over I'm just doing I'm gonna 900 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:51,800 Speaker 1: just be doing Harvey star Mark. But it sounds the 901 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,480 Speaker 1: thunder doesn't bother you tell me your thunder bother me. 902 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,880 Speaker 1: But but i'd lightning just I'm concerned about that rolls Roy. 903 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,600 Speaker 1: It's in the ground this. Yeah, when you thank you 904 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:11,320 Speaker 1: in the disco, all I'm gonna do so good, especially 905 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,920 Speaker 1: that pre owned Rose Roy. You got a pre own 906 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,720 Speaker 1: something like your old fleet. You don't want to know 907 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,080 Speaker 1: the fleet, but your warranty A right, I got warrant, 908 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,400 Speaker 1: thank you. Storing is in here all right, right and 909 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:37,440 Speaker 1: fleet comfort Yeah this corner, madies and gentlemen, welcome to 910 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:44,920 Speaker 1: an episode of the Half and Wow. But anyway we 911 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:50,280 Speaker 1: do have because I got neither war. Junior got quiet 912 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,600 Speaker 1: because I had that life and it in worth it 913 00:58:55,680 --> 00:59:04,480 Speaker 1: right right exact se It's all good, yeah, but be 914 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:09,520 Speaker 1: careful if you're down there, take precautions, watch the lights, yeah, 915 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,920 Speaker 1: and listen to the officials, the city officials, and do 916 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:18,240 Speaker 1: what they take. Always one with the big truck with 917 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,560 Speaker 1: rolling through han up everything you gotta protect yourselves again. 918 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:30,360 Speaker 1: Evacuate your brain, evacuate ya. Definitely what they get your 919 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:37,240 Speaker 1: portable charges water. I don't like when people I'm staying 920 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,520 Speaker 1: here and save my house, ride it out, save yourself. 921 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,160 Speaker 1: You can get another house. You can't get another you. 922 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,600 Speaker 1: That's why you pay at right, don't worry about that. 923 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,120 Speaker 1: Get your family to safety and stay safe. That's right. 924 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,320 Speaker 1: That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, that's it. Bu hold 925 00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:59,320 Speaker 1: on tight here it is strawberry letters. Thank you tell 926 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:03,360 Speaker 1: me it's object. Should know better. I am a twenty 927 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,720 Speaker 1: three year old African American young lady with no children, 928 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:11,400 Speaker 1: who was financially independent. My escapade started last June when 929 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,200 Speaker 1: I met the man who I thought was my soul mate. 930 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,960 Speaker 1: Now before you say I'm too young for that, I 931 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,960 Speaker 1: have a very old soul and have always been more 932 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:24,160 Speaker 1: mature and wiser than my years. So I met this 933 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:28,760 Speaker 1: man who will call dummy, and he basically swept me 934 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,440 Speaker 1: off my feet. When we met, I was still living 935 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,400 Speaker 1: large at home with my parents, and so was he. 936 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,760 Speaker 1: We began dating exclusively and things took off quite quickly. 937 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,440 Speaker 1: One evening he came over. One thing led to another 938 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,480 Speaker 1: and my parents caught us in a compromising position. Being 939 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,080 Speaker 1: the people who my parents are, they didn't stand for 940 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,520 Speaker 1: it and kicked my butt out on the street, which 941 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:58,280 Speaker 1: was well deserved for disrespecting their home. Well, dummy took 942 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:02,080 Speaker 1: me in with his mother there and aunt and their 943 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,720 Speaker 1: five grandkids, and I did my best to stay out 944 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,640 Speaker 1: of the way and contribute to the household. Well, needless 945 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,680 Speaker 1: to say, once I started getting back on my feet, 946 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:18,360 Speaker 1: he sensed my independence and started to become insecure and 947 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:23,280 Speaker 1: started to cheat and to be abusive. Once he since 948 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,840 Speaker 1: that I didn't need him anymore, he kicked me out. Well, 949 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,280 Speaker 1: now I have my own place and I am doing 950 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,880 Speaker 1: very well. Might I add, but now dummy has a 951 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,680 Speaker 1: woman pregnant and has now been kicked out of his 952 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,480 Speaker 1: home by his folks, and since he took me in, 953 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,320 Speaker 1: he feels I am obligated to let him stay until 954 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,320 Speaker 1: he gets on his feet. He has since broken into 955 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:50,360 Speaker 1: my home twice and is persistent about being in my household. 956 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:55,960 Speaker 1: Please help, I really need some advice about this one. Okay, 957 01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:00,720 Speaker 1: First of all, call the police, Call all the police. 958 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,080 Speaker 1: This man is breaking into your house. Call the police. 959 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:08,840 Speaker 1: All right, get a restraining order on him. Call his mama, 960 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,520 Speaker 1: tell his mama what he's doing, since he still lives 961 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,680 Speaker 1: at home. This grown man, You know, I gotta tell 962 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,040 Speaker 1: you you're not as wise and mature as you think 963 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:20,520 Speaker 1: you are. You've done some very immature things here of course, 964 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,760 Speaker 1: you know, getting caught in your parents house. Um, you know, 965 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,320 Speaker 1: I say, you go talk to your parents. You patch 966 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,320 Speaker 1: things up with your parents. It's great that you're on 967 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,960 Speaker 1: your own right now, but you're struggling patch things up 968 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,080 Speaker 1: with your parents because you need some help against this 969 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:38,160 Speaker 1: guy who is abusive. Um. You know, he is crazy 970 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,560 Speaker 1: and you don't need to be around him. So please 971 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,760 Speaker 1: call the police on him and get a restraining order 972 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:46,400 Speaker 1: and patch things up with your parents. All right, those 973 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,440 Speaker 1: are the mature things to do. How do you get out? 974 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:55,880 Speaker 1: I see, I see, I see a whole nother letter. Good, Yeah, 975 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,040 Speaker 1: I see a whole No, I don't see. I don't 976 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,600 Speaker 1: see none as here. Oh I'll see it, but I 977 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,920 Speaker 1: see what's really going on here. Okay, that's all right? 978 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,960 Speaker 1: All right, Well about cold Cracker twelve after we'll be back. 979 01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:10,800 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up 980 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,840 Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes. Get ready for another exciting episode 981 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:20,680 Speaker 1: of bad acting bitter But Steve Harvey, so harpera baby. 982 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,920 Speaker 1: It's called the Chapmans. You don't want to miss it. 983 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,360 Speaker 1: But come on, Steve, let's finish your response to part 984 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:31,040 Speaker 1: two of today's Strawberry Letter right now. Come on, Steve, 985 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,200 Speaker 1: come on, I'm gonna need you to focus. I want 986 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,280 Speaker 1: you to Okay, I got it for you to shiit 987 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,320 Speaker 1: no better. It is the subject. I'm a twenty three 988 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,600 Speaker 1: year old African American young lady with no children who's 989 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,760 Speaker 1: finally independent. Mascotpage started last yearne when I met the 990 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,800 Speaker 1: man who I thought was my soul mate. Now before 991 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,520 Speaker 1: you say I'm too young for that, I have a 992 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:50,919 Speaker 1: very old soul and have always been more ma chewing 993 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,680 Speaker 1: wiser than my years. So I met this man who 994 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,880 Speaker 1: will call dummy. He basically swept me off my feet. 995 01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,760 Speaker 1: When we met, I was still living at home with 996 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,080 Speaker 1: my parents, and so we heat. We began dating exclusively, 997 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,960 Speaker 1: and things took off quite quickly. One evening he came over. 998 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,440 Speaker 1: One thing led to another. My parents caught us in 999 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,520 Speaker 1: an uncompromising position. Being the people who my parents are, 1000 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,280 Speaker 1: they didn't stand for it and kicked my butt out 1001 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,680 Speaker 1: on the street, which was well deserved for disrespecting their home. Well, 1002 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,880 Speaker 1: dummy took me in with his mother and aunt nay 1003 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:23,880 Speaker 1: five grandkids, and I I would and I would do 1004 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:27,560 Speaker 1: well did but and I would do my best to 1005 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,920 Speaker 1: stay out of the way and contribute to the household. Well, 1006 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,439 Speaker 1: needless to say, once I started getting back on my feet, 1007 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:37,040 Speaker 1: he sensed my independence and started to become insecure and 1008 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,400 Speaker 1: started to cheat and to be abusive. Once he sensed 1009 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,080 Speaker 1: that I didn't need him anymore, he kicked me out. Well, 1010 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,960 Speaker 1: now I have my own place and I'm doing very well. 1011 01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,720 Speaker 1: Might I have? But now Dummy as a woman pregnant 1012 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,000 Speaker 1: and has been kicked out of his home by his folks, 1013 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,840 Speaker 1: and since he took me in, he feels I'm obligated 1014 01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,200 Speaker 1: to let him stay until he gets on his feet. 1015 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,080 Speaker 1: He has since broken into my home twice, and it's 1016 01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,000 Speaker 1: persistent about being in my household. Please help, I really 1017 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,439 Speaker 1: need some advice about this one. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1018 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,960 Speaker 1: you shoulder. Let me break this letter down quick as 1019 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:11,160 Speaker 1: I can. Let's just get to this. See, I pay 1020 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,920 Speaker 1: attention to what people say in their letters. Now, before 1021 01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,960 Speaker 1: you say I'm too young for that I have a 1022 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,280 Speaker 1: very old soul and have always been more mature and 1023 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:24,640 Speaker 1: wiser than my years. Okay, now, so I met this 1024 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,080 Speaker 1: man who will call dummy. He basically swept me off 1025 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,240 Speaker 1: my feet. Okay, now let's go right here, ladies. If 1026 01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:35,160 Speaker 1: the man you meet you calling dummy and dummy sweeps 1027 01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:38,919 Speaker 1: you off your feet, what that makes you? So? Really, 1028 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,240 Speaker 1: this letter is about dumb and dumb up. Come on, 1029 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,400 Speaker 1: so now this letter really ain't just about dumby now 1030 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:48,480 Speaker 1: this number, this letter is about dumb and dumber, because 1031 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,520 Speaker 1: ain't a dumbing no who had never swept me off 1032 01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,440 Speaker 1: my feet. I've never been swept off my feet, but 1033 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:58,120 Speaker 1: I've never been taken a gasp by a dummy. Okay. 1034 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,840 Speaker 1: When we met, I was living home my parents, so 1035 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:05,360 Speaker 1: was he. We begin uh quickly dating exclusively, and to 1036 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,400 Speaker 1: things took off quite quickly. Now here's a deal. One 1037 01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,480 Speaker 1: evening he came over one thing land through another. My 1038 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,120 Speaker 1: parents caught us in an uncompromising position, and people, being 1039 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,880 Speaker 1: my parents, they couldn't stand if they kicked my butt 1040 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,919 Speaker 1: out of the street. Your parents came home and caught 1041 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,520 Speaker 1: y'all what in an uncompromising position. Now let's go back 1042 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:24,840 Speaker 1: to the top of the letter. I have a very 1043 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,760 Speaker 1: old soul, and I've always been considered more mature and 1044 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,640 Speaker 1: wiser than my years. You just did a very adolescent thing. 1045 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,800 Speaker 1: You're screwing in your mom and um house. You ain't 1046 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,720 Speaker 1: got no house, and he ain't got no house. So 1047 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,920 Speaker 1: the letter you're trying to make me thank you all 1048 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,840 Speaker 1: that maturing stuff, and this dude is all that dumb. 1049 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,680 Speaker 1: I ain't buying into none of this because you're doing 1050 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,120 Speaker 1: an adolescent thing and your mama and um. How getting 1051 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,080 Speaker 1: caught by your mom and um that they put you out. 1052 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,000 Speaker 1: That don't sound wiser before your year, then your years 1053 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:59,479 Speaker 1: and more mature to meet here go to letter again. Well, 1054 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:04,440 Speaker 1: dummy took me in with his mother, aunt and five grandkids, 1055 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,840 Speaker 1: and I did my best to stay out the way. 1056 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:10,440 Speaker 1: How to hell you stay out the way in one 1057 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,640 Speaker 1: house with a mama or aunt and five kids? How 1058 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:21,640 Speaker 1: and how he's still living at too? How big is that? Creal? 1059 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:27,960 Speaker 1: You can't stay out nobody way? Once again, it ain't 1060 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:32,080 Speaker 1: just him that's dumb. In the letter, you must have 1061 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,040 Speaker 1: been under the bed the whole time you was at 1062 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,760 Speaker 1: the house. That's the only way I can see you 1063 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,760 Speaker 1: out to weigh in this little crowded ass out. Well, 1064 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,320 Speaker 1: needless to say, once I started getting back on my feet, 1065 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,240 Speaker 1: he says, and he started to become insecure and started 1066 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,040 Speaker 1: to cheat and to be abusive. How long was you 1067 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,120 Speaker 1: in the house? And I disagree with you? No, no, no, 1068 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:54,000 Speaker 1: no no. Your boy has always been this way. See, 1069 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:59,280 Speaker 1: we don't become insecure, start cheating and get abusive. That's 1070 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:02,480 Speaker 1: always been in his m O. But you maturing wise 1071 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,480 Speaker 1: and beyond your years, you probably would have caught that 1072 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:09,200 Speaker 1: if you had. You know, wasn't that's dumb If you 1073 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,640 Speaker 1: weren't dumb it in him because you got swept off 1074 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:15,040 Speaker 1: your feet by dummy. Remember this man, he kicked you out. 1075 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:20,639 Speaker 1: Now you got your own place, doing right, doing real well. Um. 1076 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,280 Speaker 1: But now dummy has a woman pregnant and has been 1077 01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:28,040 Speaker 1: kicked out of his home by his folks. And since 1078 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,200 Speaker 1: he took me, and he feels I'm modilgated to let 1079 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,679 Speaker 1: him stay in TI gets on his feet. Hey, dumber, 1080 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:37,800 Speaker 1: if dummy has a woman pregnant, why don't dummy go 1081 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,160 Speaker 1: stay with the woman he got pregnant? Why is he 1082 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,000 Speaker 1: talking to you? And why are you listening to him? 1083 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:50,840 Speaker 1: Because he ain't the only dumb person in the letter. See, 1084 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,200 Speaker 1: I ain't even happened to me. But if you got 1085 01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,160 Speaker 1: a woman pregnant, why don't you gonna stay with Hull? 1086 01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:04,080 Speaker 1: He probably lives with her. They didn't put out. You 1087 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,760 Speaker 1: feel like now I'm obligated to let him stay till 1088 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,439 Speaker 1: he gets on history. He's broken into my home twice, 1089 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:13,679 Speaker 1: and it's persistent about being in my household. He's persistent 1090 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:16,519 Speaker 1: about being in your house cold because after he breaks 1091 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,720 Speaker 1: in the house, you let him sit there and you 1092 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,719 Speaker 1: listen to what he got to say. See, can't nobody 1093 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,920 Speaker 1: just keep breaking into your house? You're lying, He's coming 1094 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,160 Speaker 1: over you, letting him sit down, and you're listening to 1095 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:33,839 Speaker 1: this sob story. Please help, I really need some advice, 1096 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:40,080 Speaker 1: But get back with her parents. Listen to me, Like 1097 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,280 Speaker 1: Shirley said, first of all, you can get a restraining 1098 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,840 Speaker 1: order on this food. But you ain't gonna get no 1099 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,880 Speaker 1: restraining order because you're stupid too, And you're gonna sit 1100 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:48,680 Speaker 1: there and listen to him while he got the other 1101 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,559 Speaker 1: woman pregnant. His the answer to all that, go live 1102 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:56,479 Speaker 1: with the pregnant woman. Somebody in this folsome got to 1103 01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:01,120 Speaker 1: be working either, the pregnant girl gotta have a job. 1104 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:05,519 Speaker 1: He got a job somebody, all right, Steve, you know 1105 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:08,680 Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you though email or Instagram. That's 1106 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:12,040 Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my Girl, Shirley Uh, 1107 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,160 Speaker 1: and I want to thank everyone for joining me once 1108 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:17,720 Speaker 1: again for Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook. It 1109 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,640 Speaker 1: was great yesterday. Thank you all, uh and we'll do 1110 01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,479 Speaker 1: it again next week coming up in about twenty minutes. 1111 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:28,320 Speaker 1: Get ready for another exciting episode of bad Acting Theater. 1112 01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:33,160 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hello everyone, 1113 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:37,360 Speaker 1: I'm Shirley Strawberry, your host and narrator for the Chapman's 1114 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:43,960 Speaker 1: a family and Arrogant Texas Rent Not run by Earl 1115 01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:48,080 Speaker 1: Chapman and the Pork Rhyme producer where there's always something 1116 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:51,560 Speaker 1: going on. If you remember last week's episode, k K 1117 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,439 Speaker 1: was collecting her money from Beauregard for the information she 1118 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,559 Speaker 1: gave him. To me, sounds like she was beating him 1119 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:04,840 Speaker 1: down to the white meat. Let's listen in Where's my Money? 1120 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:12,400 Speaker 1: Where's my Money? Junior overheard KK talking to Beauregard and 1121 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:15,320 Speaker 1: collecting her money that he owes her for the information 1122 01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:21,200 Speaker 1: to take his dad's company down. I knew it. I 1123 01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:24,439 Speaker 1: knew it. I knew Kate k was trying to sell 1124 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:28,080 Speaker 1: Dad out. She's up to no good and I'm gonna 1125 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:31,600 Speaker 1: tell Dad and he'll be proud of me. I'll just 1126 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:37,200 Speaker 1: say it right now, shut up. Junior Chester played by 1127 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,840 Speaker 1: Tommy is still being kidnapped by Frenchie, who was George 1128 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:47,479 Speaker 1: Wallace who's also played by Tommy. Crime. Well, I give 1129 01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:49,519 Speaker 1: you something to crop about, like, I'll make your watch 1130 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,640 Speaker 1: old move was star on me and just play. I'm 1131 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,160 Speaker 1: just gonna play my part. But it seems like everything 1132 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:57,719 Speaker 1: was worked out because later that day, Chester played by Tommy, 1133 01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,880 Speaker 1: who was kidnapped by Frenchie who was supposed to be 1134 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,200 Speaker 1: played by George Wallace but was played by Tommy, is 1135 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:06,400 Speaker 1: free at home and is walking in the door. Let's 1136 01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:11,120 Speaker 1: listen as Chester played by Tommy, arrives home. Daddy, Daddy, 1137 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,720 Speaker 1: you didn't I didn't think you kid. I didn't think 1138 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,840 Speaker 1: you like me. I didn't think I didn't even ever 1139 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:21,360 Speaker 1: see you again. I didn't think you pay the money. 1140 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:26,760 Speaker 1: I didn't think Colin Kaepernick would be high. I didn't 1141 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:31,960 Speaker 1: think Kim Kardashi's but was real I didn't. I didn't 1142 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:35,880 Speaker 1: think Trump would would win, but he did. It was hard, 1143 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,640 Speaker 1: I mean, harb he he made me listen to his 1144 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,760 Speaker 1: oh your Mama Joe all day. But Dad, thanks for 1145 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:50,240 Speaker 1: for paying the ransom. I'm tired, I'm hungry. I'm gonna 1146 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,960 Speaker 1: go in the kitchen and make me the biggest peanut 1147 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,640 Speaker 1: butter and jelly sandwich. I can find it, and you 1148 01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:58,240 Speaker 1: know what, you know what, I'm gonna throw in some 1149 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:02,800 Speaker 1: poor rinds cause because that's because I like it like that, 1150 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:14,000 Speaker 1: I do Yeah, Yeah, you do that, son, Yeah, make 1151 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,800 Speaker 1: you the biggest Peter butter jelly in Poke Ryan saying 1152 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:20,200 Speaker 1: that you can find drank it with a nice hot 1153 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:24,960 Speaker 1: bottle of ginger here, because I hope you ass chokes 1154 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:30,679 Speaker 1: and dies. I can't believe that Fritzard. So I paid 1155 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:34,840 Speaker 1: that fat no good, bad acting, small hat wearing old 1156 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:39,400 Speaker 1: ass mama, you joke telling purple color Negro Fritzard for 1157 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,320 Speaker 1: the million dog Keep that boy, and I was to 1158 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:47,000 Speaker 1: never see him again. He took that money and didn't 1159 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:52,040 Speaker 1: let him go. He let him go. He back in 1160 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:56,080 Speaker 1: the house now back home eating a damn peanut butter 1161 01:13:56,240 --> 01:14:01,200 Speaker 1: jelly Poke Ryan sandwich. Damn Peter bought a poke ran 1162 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:20,640 Speaker 1: jealous sailing. Damn boy right, damn well. Doesn't sound like 1163 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:23,320 Speaker 1: Earl is too happy to have his son Chester played 1164 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:26,680 Speaker 1: by Tommy back. But he is right about one thing. 1165 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,599 Speaker 1: French she who's supposed to be George Wallace is really dark, 1166 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:34,080 Speaker 1: I mean really dark. But back to our story, Junior 1167 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:38,000 Speaker 1: has decided to confront KK about what he overheard. I 1168 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,559 Speaker 1: need to talk to you, k K about something going 1169 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,120 Speaker 1: on around here. You mean like the drink machine being 1170 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,960 Speaker 1: out of coke? No? Oh, you must be upset that 1171 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:51,240 Speaker 1: the printer gets stuck sometimes, you know, if you can't 1172 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:54,920 Speaker 1: get real hard. No, not not that. Does someone eat 1173 01:14:54,960 --> 01:15:00,240 Speaker 1: your edible bouquet because everybody got one? No, no, no, no, 1174 01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,679 Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the drinke machine. I'm not talking 1175 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:08,360 Speaker 1: about the printers, and I'm not talking about the edible bouquet. 1176 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:13,960 Speaker 1: Wait everybody got an edible boola. No no, no, no, 1177 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:18,160 Speaker 1: you're trying to sidetrack me. I'm talking about you talking 1178 01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:21,880 Speaker 1: to Baullregard and selling Dad's secrets so you can take 1179 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,439 Speaker 1: him down. Shut up, Junior. You don't know nothing. Yes 1180 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,519 Speaker 1: I do. I know what you're up to, and I'm 1181 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:32,639 Speaker 1: gonna tell dad you're not going to do no such thing. 1182 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,639 Speaker 1: How dare you threaten your mama who's been working hard 1183 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:49,920 Speaker 1: for this company for twenty five years? Wait? Wait? Wait? What? What? What? Who? Who? What? What? You? My? What? What? What? 1184 01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:55,719 Speaker 1: I thought? That's right? Your mama not as in old 1185 01:15:55,880 --> 01:16:04,759 Speaker 1: George Wallace, your mama joke? Um, your mama not up, Junior. Well, 1186 01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:12,160 Speaker 1: looks like Junior can't shut up this time. Join us 1187 01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:16,200 Speaker 1: next week for the Chapman Wait wait, wait, wait what? 1188 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:24,040 Speaker 1: Hold on? Who what? She's my my? What? Wait? Hold 1189 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:38,599 Speaker 1: on for real? I thought she's my what. I want 1190 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:52,000 Speaker 1: to congratulate you for being bad, but you know what? 1191 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,479 Speaker 1: Tommy looked up. Tommy looked up. He was reading to 1192 01:16:54,520 --> 01:17:04,680 Speaker 1: tell me what straw out and a half thank you 1193 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:13,679 Speaker 1: and shut it down. Well, we forgot that you talking 1194 01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:27,400 Speaker 1: about and he alright. Roscoe and Pimpin are headed to 1195 01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:33,040 Speaker 1: a flight. They're going to Vegas for the fight. Yeah, yeah, 1196 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:37,880 Speaker 1: you're ready for that, sir, And Sir I think he is. 1197 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:47,400 Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 1198 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:51,559 Speaker 1: Before we get to Roscoe and Pimpin, ESPN is reporting 1199 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:55,759 Speaker 1: for every bet placed on Mayweather. Another seventeen are wagered 1200 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:59,000 Speaker 1: on the underdog McGregor. Now, if McGregor lands a shocking 1201 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:03,040 Speaker 1: upset when the Vegas sports books are liable to pay 1202 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:07,639 Speaker 1: millions out of their own pocket, all right, then happen 1203 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:13,080 Speaker 1: They know the oddsmakers know they're not gonna give you 1204 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,800 Speaker 1: the Mars, and they don't know they're gonna take all 1205 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:20,040 Speaker 1: that McGregor people betting, Well, it's a lucky because you 1206 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:22,320 Speaker 1: know it's photo one. But it was. It was bigger 1207 01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:25,879 Speaker 1: odds than that earlier man. It was. It was overwhelmingly madeweather. 1208 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,200 Speaker 1: So people was betting the biggest bet so far as 1209 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:34,080 Speaker 1: five hundred thousand. What's the it's on Floyd Maywell, but 1210 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,479 Speaker 1: so so many is if you put five hunting on McGregor, 1211 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:41,639 Speaker 1: just just a case of flu million dollars, huh million dollars. 1212 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:46,519 Speaker 1: Tom An had me, but put some Now do you 1213 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,240 Speaker 1: think for one minute that Vegas gonna offer their Mars 1214 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,719 Speaker 1: and think they got to pay that money? Mount Vegas 1215 01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:56,880 Speaker 1: don't lose, Man, Vegas don't lose. They don't they lost. 1216 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:02,200 Speaker 1: That's it. That was all the time. That was the movie, 1217 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,920 Speaker 1: all right, if you missed it, Roscoe and Pempin stopped by. 1218 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,559 Speaker 1: They are both headed to Vegas for the fight. Check 1219 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:12,240 Speaker 1: it out, and then they're headed to Vegas. They're gonna 1220 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:19,680 Speaker 1: see the fight Mayweather Gregor. I didn't know who the 1221 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:25,880 Speaker 1: vi roding. I didn't even know this, and knowing out, 1222 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:31,839 Speaker 1: you know, I'm getting it. Was up ladies from hey, Pemphin, 1223 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:35,800 Speaker 1: how you doing like the blind steaks? You got? Thank you? 1224 01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:41,400 Speaker 1: Oh night? Trying some new stuff? Huh okay, let me 1225 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:46,599 Speaker 1: know how far you want to come. I was up 1226 01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:51,040 Speaker 1: Tommy's rubbing nothing man, just up in here, just doing 1227 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:54,120 Speaker 1: what I do. It was up kind hey Pampin. What's 1228 01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:59,160 Speaker 1: that you like? Chocolate? You know what I'm saying? All 1229 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:06,040 Speaker 1: good backy, I bet it is. He is my main man, 1230 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:14,840 Speaker 1: Junior yea was handing it now. Ye I think I 1231 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:19,439 Speaker 1: hadn't recruited me. Sound like I got somebody elm on Trump. 1232 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:26,240 Speaker 1: One good only thing we did tell Junior is you 1233 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,040 Speaker 1: got to go somewhere. Once I teach it to you, 1234 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:32,799 Speaker 1: you got to go somewhere. Um can't beat two pimps 1235 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:36,320 Speaker 1: at the park. You can't beat the two pimps at 1236 01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,599 Speaker 1: the same Paul, you gotta get your own plate. Man. 1237 01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:45,360 Speaker 1: You're good. I shon't like when your boys gonna, man, 1238 01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:47,880 Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah? Me and round school here and 1239 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,840 Speaker 1: on not to Vegas. Man, I didn't even know you 1240 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:59,920 Speaker 1: guys knew each other. Roscoe, Yeah, Rock ain't gonna pimp. 1241 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,720 Speaker 1: You gotta do this thing, baby, You gotta let them 1242 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:08,800 Speaker 1: have it. I'm going to vigger with my boy, gonna 1243 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:16,360 Speaker 1: tell it. Are you performing or you just watching the fight? Oh? 1244 01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:20,280 Speaker 1: Don't give it there, Well it would be Vomer did perform. 1245 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,760 Speaker 1: They're doing the solar eclips. No, I didn't do that. 1246 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:29,280 Speaker 1: It was real. That wouldn't real. You. I mean, y'all 1247 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:34,599 Speaker 1: looking dead. That ain't damn They wouldn't do what them 1248 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:40,599 Speaker 1: selling glasses? Damn thing, big hyper thing in my life 1249 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:48,439 Speaker 1: right here, solf, I just catch it next time, next time? 1250 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:55,240 Speaker 1: By what's seven years? Went my hold out? I don't know. 1251 01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:59,479 Speaker 1: Cond listen to this right here. Solely eclipse can happen 1252 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:04,880 Speaker 1: when too great big things pass like you and Roscoe Pempers. 1253 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:11,519 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a solely eclipse after flight damn made, 1254 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:16,599 Speaker 1: wasn't mcgret Rosco? Well, I did want to ask you, Pemper, 1255 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:18,479 Speaker 1: what are you wearing? I know you have a special 1256 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:21,479 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. What I was thinking. My 1257 01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:28,519 Speaker 1: wind and the Yeah, I'm just gonna wear go I 1258 01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,760 Speaker 1: gotta go on jacket. My sister made. You want to 1259 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:35,760 Speaker 1: see this thing? Man? Would look? It's nice. Man, It's 1260 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:39,599 Speaker 1: like like I got Phelip pals on it. It's solid 1261 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:46,440 Speaker 1: gold macroom and then it's got the Sherlock Home capeck. 1262 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:57,320 Speaker 1: I want to wear that. I'll put it on. Hey, 1263 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,799 Speaker 1: let me hear what I got to the National Airport 1264 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,559 Speaker 1: kind of work. Oh, you're gonna do the national album. 1265 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:05,839 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the alpham? What the what the alpha? 1266 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,479 Speaker 1: I'm doing the alpham. I'm gonna do it. I ain't 1267 01:23:10,479 --> 01:23:12,479 Speaker 1: gonna do the one in the rain. Oh that's what 1268 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:15,240 Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you about you. I'm I'm gonna 1269 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:24,120 Speaker 1: do the one and McGregor dreading a little. I was 1270 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,519 Speaker 1: when you know what, I think. I'm gonna have to 1271 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,720 Speaker 1: go on in there for that because I need the 1272 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,240 Speaker 1: holett Manweather, Oh do you know my weather? You know? 1273 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,160 Speaker 1: I know it's people. I know Dad, I know Ma 1274 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:38,680 Speaker 1: Weether Senior, Oh and his uncle where you know them 1275 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,960 Speaker 1: from the box going on the fights. You know he 1276 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:44,200 Speaker 1: got a new strip club. And that's what I want 1277 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:52,280 Speaker 1: to you ain't gotta dress it up. They're gonna be 1278 01:23:54,240 --> 01:24:00,880 Speaker 1: do you know what I'm going through? That man? Man, man, 1279 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,160 Speaker 1: what do you want to talk to him about this? 1280 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,160 Speaker 1: And I just you know, just sitting around top with 1281 01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:08,080 Speaker 1: him a little bit. You know, see if they're interested 1282 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:14,960 Speaker 1: the strippers, you know, in other opportunities to keep it, Billy, 1283 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,519 Speaker 1: keep it, you know what I'm saying. Just make let's 1284 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:21,000 Speaker 1: see if anybody won't change, you know, maybe want to 1285 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:25,479 Speaker 1: add too little sideline things. Yeah, bride opportunity. He's a 1286 01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:30,200 Speaker 1: growth opportunity, you know, because Florida ain't him? Come on, No, 1287 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:33,439 Speaker 1: he's a box. He got pimpersh type tones to him, 1288 01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:37,360 Speaker 1: but he ain't no foo blown him. So who's your 1289 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:40,200 Speaker 1: money on? May mother? Come on? And I just can't 1290 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:44,639 Speaker 1: need him like he's quite bo gonna get You're gonna 1291 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:48,880 Speaker 1: need an id to get into his own house. You 1292 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:54,200 Speaker 1: don't know, I don't world. All right, see you in Vegas. 1293 01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:58,320 Speaker 1: We'll be right back after this. You're listening to Steve 1294 01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:02,080 Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Well, Steve, this time yesterday we were 1295 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:06,240 Speaker 1: talking about health and wellness, getting in shape with your trainer, Obie, 1296 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,880 Speaker 1: and we know that nutrition is a big part of that. 1297 01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,720 Speaker 1: So you're heading to Las Vegas to the fight. Are 1298 01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:14,320 Speaker 1: you going to eat? Right? Is the question? While you're 1299 01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:19,120 Speaker 1: in Vegas? You are really okay, easily right? Okay. Now 1300 01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:20,960 Speaker 1: I have to say that we all went to lunch 1301 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:25,960 Speaker 1: the other day and uh, you did you ate very well? Yeah? 1302 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,960 Speaker 1: We had cheesecake, Yes we did. I have not done 1303 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:31,120 Speaker 1: in years. Yeah, we had a good time. It was 1304 01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:36,920 Speaker 1: a really good time. I walked, yes, yes, you want 1305 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:46,040 Speaker 1: from two major intersection from here, you walk out, walked 1306 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:54,840 Speaker 1: to Roster Street to rade your street cross to me, 1307 01:25:55,880 --> 01:26:00,439 Speaker 1: it happens her hand up, count down, everything you walking. 1308 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,840 Speaker 1: We were his money guards. J J and Junior. You 1309 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:08,040 Speaker 1: guys were at the TV. Yeah, yeah, but they sold 1310 01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:12,360 Speaker 1: they traffic. They film you going what you're talking about. 1311 01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:20,840 Speaker 1: That's the story you in the Siptah's and it draws attentions. 1312 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:25,559 Speaker 1: Now we're already in the restaurant. But wait a minute, 1313 01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:29,920 Speaker 1: doing videos taking pictures? Ya already hold on with your 1314 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,320 Speaker 1: crew though. I was at the mall and ray J 1315 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,960 Speaker 1: and Princess were doing an Insta story with their little dog. 1316 01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:38,960 Speaker 1: They were just filming, so everybody films. They all stars, 1317 01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:42,759 Speaker 1: ray J and his wife. They need to be working 1318 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:49,439 Speaker 1: on his county. Count I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, 1319 01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:52,160 Speaker 1: I don't and so I'm in there. So I ordered 1320 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:57,759 Speaker 1: from the Yeah, they have a skinny list. So everything 1321 01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:02,000 Speaker 1: I ordered was under five hundred calories. You did good, Yeah, 1322 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,680 Speaker 1: you really? And I still had a great meal. Man, 1323 01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:06,720 Speaker 1: it was still a great meal. It was filling. I 1324 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:10,400 Speaker 1: ate under the hell with it over that? Because you 1325 01:27:10,479 --> 01:27:17,840 Speaker 1: ain't on somebody else paying me? Tommy, Tommy took the baby? 1326 01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:22,400 Speaker 1: Where was that? What were we you had to work? 1327 01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:26,600 Speaker 1: He picked it up, no problem, both hands took it 1328 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:34,840 Speaker 1: when he got it. You can't pick up their chick 1329 01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:43,599 Speaker 1: i'na got money, all right, Steve. So if you could 1330 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:47,439 Speaker 1: pick one food to have zero calories, what would it be? 1331 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,720 Speaker 1: I knew you had ice cream. I knew we were 1332 01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:55,639 Speaker 1: gonna say ice cream. Vanilla? No, but I like vanilla tootle. Yeah, 1333 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,599 Speaker 1: because if you can make good vanilla, you can make 1334 01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:01,559 Speaker 1: good the rest of the flavors. That's mine logic. What. Yeah, 1335 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:05,040 Speaker 1: if you if your vanilla is good, then your other 1336 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:08,400 Speaker 1: flavors will be good. Yeah, because that's the basic. Yeah, 1337 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:11,200 Speaker 1: if you can make good vanilla, that's how I judge 1338 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:13,800 Speaker 1: ice cream. No, I almost got something yesterday. I just 1339 01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:16,080 Speaker 1: knew y'all was gonna look at me crazy. But get 1340 01:28:16,439 --> 01:28:19,880 Speaker 1: the cheese factory. And if I wanted the second food, 1341 01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:23,600 Speaker 1: I would want to be Calgary Flea Pizza. If I 1342 01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:26,280 Speaker 1: could do both of them, I'll be good. I can 1343 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:29,160 Speaker 1: stay on the diet. We have the same dietary loves 1344 01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:34,439 Speaker 1: because I love ice cream and I love oh Pizza. 1345 01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:36,519 Speaker 1: They can ever make a donut that don't have no 1346 01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:42,879 Speaker 1: calories in it, but it tastes like a doughnuts crispy 1347 01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:51,200 Speaker 1: green green. Yeah, all right, we'll be back. You're listening 1348 01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:54,599 Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Steve, you're 1349 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:57,240 Speaker 1: excited about going to the fight? How excited? Tell us 1350 01:28:57,280 --> 01:29:00,479 Speaker 1: about you know where? That's where we really wanted to 1351 01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:03,160 Speaker 1: be honest with you, if I had not been invited, 1352 01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:08,640 Speaker 1: you stay, Oh definitely. Yeah. The crowds is gonna be rough, man, 1353 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:11,160 Speaker 1: Vegas is tough on me. Yeah, because you got it. 1354 01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:14,920 Speaker 1: You gotta walk through there. Yeah, you know, but many 1355 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:18,680 Speaker 1: have done it though, Denzels, Justin Bieber, oh yeah, they 1356 01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:24,240 Speaker 1: kind of broke up. Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather their friendship, well, 1357 01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:28,120 Speaker 1: you know, their friendship. Yeah, yeah, because Justin and they 1358 01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:34,400 Speaker 1: told him to not associate with people friends. Yeah, yeah, 1359 01:29:34,479 --> 01:29:36,560 Speaker 1: the strip clubs, things like that. Yeah, you got and 1360 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:42,320 Speaker 1: hard to be saved. I'm just amen. Floyd got mad 1361 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:44,200 Speaker 1: at Justin and say you were my friend. You want 1362 01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:46,400 Speaker 1: to follow me on Instagram? You were a trader? And 1363 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,439 Speaker 1: Floyd was with Justin when Justin was going to melt 1364 01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:53,880 Speaker 1: all his stuff, you know, when no one else Yeah 1365 01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:58,559 Speaker 1: when Yeah, So Florida's well, you know, but you gotta 1366 01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:01,960 Speaker 1: you know, two things has to have it happened here. 1367 01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:06,840 Speaker 1: Everybody has to allow a person to grow. Yeah, and 1368 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:10,200 Speaker 1: then everybody has to have a little bit more forgiveness 1369 01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:14,800 Speaker 1: in them, because you're going to need forgiveness yourself. Everybody 1370 01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:17,040 Speaker 1: has the right to grow. In order to grow, it 1371 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:20,320 Speaker 1: usually requires some type of change. So hey, man, look, 1372 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,599 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my life together. So I can't 1373 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:24,040 Speaker 1: run with you and do what we used to do. 1374 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,640 Speaker 1: All that's messed up. We can't run and get no, no, no, 1375 01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,320 Speaker 1: no no, you gotta respect that about the cat. Yeah, 1376 01:30:29,439 --> 01:30:31,720 Speaker 1: I've had to respect stuff about my friends who made 1377 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,360 Speaker 1: other decisions. My friends are man, have made decisions about me, 1378 01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:36,880 Speaker 1: and you don't respect things about me because I made 1379 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:41,160 Speaker 1: enough decision. I can't hang out with my single friends 1380 01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:44,880 Speaker 1: because my single friends are doing some things that I 1381 01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:47,160 Speaker 1: don't need to be around. So now I don't hang 1382 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,479 Speaker 1: out with you. Now you can come to the golf 1383 01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:53,160 Speaker 1: course with me, but that's it. Where you go. I 1384 01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:56,479 Speaker 1: can't go now dog, you don't want to be my friend. 1385 01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:00,599 Speaker 1: Care your ass own, but at least risk that dog 1386 01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:03,519 Speaker 1: because I'm trying to do the right thing and you, 1387 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:06,360 Speaker 1: and I'm not judging you because if I was single, 1388 01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,880 Speaker 1: I'll be right there. But I can't go there. Man, 1389 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,240 Speaker 1: So what man? Your wife don't let you go nowhere? 1390 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:15,200 Speaker 1: Whoa part? What are you going with this? Yeah? Now, 1391 01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,479 Speaker 1: my wife would not care for me to be that, 1392 01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:20,000 Speaker 1: and I don't want her to feel any kind of 1393 01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:23,519 Speaker 1: way with me being there, So I don't go. Oh damn, man, 1394 01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:28,840 Speaker 1: that's someone's single. Probably yeah, with no responsibilities. I go 1395 01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:32,920 Speaker 1: once some month. Just stay read it. They kind of 1396 01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:41,320 Speaker 1: just to reminisce on it. This ain't gonna lasts on this. 1397 01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:45,519 Speaker 1: I could just feel it in there. You just gotta 1398 01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:49,400 Speaker 1: drive back once the money. I don't go in a 1399 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:55,280 Speaker 1: breeze just for me coming Okay, one more time, you 1400 01:31:57,400 --> 01:32:01,000 Speaker 1: would have won the seven hundred meals you. What's the 1401 01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:06,040 Speaker 1: first thing you're gonna do. I'm trying to leave my friends. 1402 01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:11,880 Speaker 1: I'm going to get I'm fin the stage, my deal. 1403 01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:15,920 Speaker 1: I'm lied to you not I am trying. I'm gonna 1404 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:21,080 Speaker 1: get shot in front of him in the family room. 1405 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:25,599 Speaker 1: I know too many Hollywood people. I can take one shot. Here, 1406 01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:30,679 Speaker 1: a button in my pocket, blood explode everywhere. I'm getting 1407 01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:41,439 Speaker 1: rolled out of their owner everything. What that? Yeah, I 1408 01:32:41,479 --> 01:32:43,760 Speaker 1: don't see how you want to see it. All right, 1409 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:46,479 Speaker 1: we'll be back to close out the show. You're listening 1410 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,519 Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go, just 1411 01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:52,519 Speaker 1: one more thing, last break of the day. What a fun, 1412 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:55,400 Speaker 1: fun morning. This is a good Friday. I love it. Yeah, 1413 01:32:55,680 --> 01:33:00,000 Speaker 1: I love it. So you're excited, Steve, I know about 1414 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,600 Speaker 1: have to fight. Forget about all the other stuff. But 1415 01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:06,000 Speaker 1: the fight itself, though, Let's start with what you're gonna wear. 1416 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:12,000 Speaker 1: Oh is that tuxedo too? Is that? You know? Always 1417 01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:15,560 Speaker 1: wear tuxes the entire time. That's what you're gonna be. 1418 01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:19,360 Speaker 1: I love it, you know usually I do. Okay, it's 1419 01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:21,360 Speaker 1: gonna be the fight. So I'm gonna where something else 1420 01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:23,280 Speaker 1: to fight. When I get on the plane, I have 1421 01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:26,000 Speaker 1: a tux on. I would have a tux on on 1422 01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:28,640 Speaker 1: the plane. When I get off the plane, I immediately 1423 01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:32,800 Speaker 1: gets together. And I like gambling in a tuxedo. Why 1424 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:36,960 Speaker 1: because it makes you feel a certain way Vegas's rata. Yeah, 1425 01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:44,439 Speaker 1: say I'm going no, I think Sam still out on 1426 01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:48,200 Speaker 1: the boat. I think so, I'm I'm aware of tux 1427 01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:52,679 Speaker 1: to mom I had a tux on. Okay, Oh, then 1428 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:58,720 Speaker 1: I would just have that on all days. His imagination 1429 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:02,840 Speaker 1: just working right about two in the morning. I'm gonna 1430 01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:07,560 Speaker 1: start when I land start gambling at two two p m. 1431 01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:12,519 Speaker 1: I gamble for twelve hours, not straight. I'm gonna eat twice. 1432 01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:18,800 Speaker 1: What I play. My favorite game is video poker. It 1433 01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:21,280 Speaker 1: depends on where he But then I like to play 1434 01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:26,360 Speaker 1: blackjack with my boy Calhoun, and then I shoot dice, 1435 01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:30,800 Speaker 1: I play craps, and then Roulette wheel. Those are the 1436 01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:32,760 Speaker 1: I'll just go over the room for. I don't play 1437 01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:41,080 Speaker 1: nothing else, you know, like good Caribbean poker and stuff 1438 01:34:41,360 --> 01:34:44,960 Speaker 1: in the wheel. Guess where dollars gona. I'm gonna ask. 1439 01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:47,120 Speaker 1: This would be something I like to see. I don't 1440 01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:49,120 Speaker 1: know if they could happened. I'm taking you with Yeah, 1441 01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:53,960 Speaker 1: I'm going. Oh no, you think I ain't hold on? 1442 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:56,320 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Have y'all been to Vegas? 1443 01:34:56,360 --> 01:35:01,439 Speaker 1: Within Yeah, you know I'm going. We just sat at 1444 01:35:01,439 --> 01:35:04,040 Speaker 1: the table. I love it. It's because when you went, 1445 01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,439 Speaker 1: you said at the wine and squirrel, right, Yeah, I got. 1446 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:12,519 Speaker 1: Is it possible you will ever be able to at 1447 01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:16,080 Speaker 1: the pitty Slidice? Huh? Would you ever be all? You 1448 01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:18,680 Speaker 1: don't even know walking through because you gotta go over 1449 01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:21,040 Speaker 1: to the You gotta walk past Penny Slade to go 1450 01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:26,000 Speaker 1: to the booking room. No, I don't even know what 1451 01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,360 Speaker 1: they do. But I want to say, this is Jay 1452 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:30,840 Speaker 1: because you don't know. It doesn't matter where he is, 1453 01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:34,320 Speaker 1: there's some gambling going on. If he's eating dinner, breakfast, lunch, 1454 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:37,519 Speaker 1: he's gambling. Please, why do you like playing gambler? I mean, 1455 01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,479 Speaker 1: why do you like the gamble? Because I like the 1456 01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:44,040 Speaker 1: feeling that I could win? They do you always win? No? 1457 01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:50,920 Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I live out there. If I always were, 1458 01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:59,200 Speaker 1: we were, Damn this TV. I always want who win? 1459 01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:02,519 Speaker 1: But not do understand the concept? I do not put 1460 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,640 Speaker 1: no money on the table that I can't stand to 1461 01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:07,120 Speaker 1: see them raking that hole. So if I don't want 1462 01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:08,800 Speaker 1: them to rake it in that hole. I don't put 1463 01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:11,439 Speaker 1: it out there. So no money that they rake into 1464 01:36:11,479 --> 01:36:14,400 Speaker 1: the hole or keep. It's money that I've counted in 1465 01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:17,680 Speaker 1: my life. I take what I'm gonna gamble with. Yeah, 1466 01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:19,840 Speaker 1: I can go home with zero. I never do that. 1467 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:24,080 Speaker 1: I always go home with at least or fourth or 1468 01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:26,200 Speaker 1: word I went out there with. I will not break 1469 01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:30,639 Speaker 1: myself at a table. I will not do that stuff. 1470 01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:36,840 Speaker 1: But I'm not out there with my life savings. Oh yeah, man, Oh, 1471 01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:38,519 Speaker 1: I'm not out there trying to come up with the 1472 01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:42,559 Speaker 1: rent and car payment. I ain't come out to try 1473 01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:49,320 Speaker 1: to come I have aspirations when I'm out there, you know, 1474 01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:52,479 Speaker 1: Like you know, if I play off, it's just one 1475 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,880 Speaker 1: hundred dollar slot machine that I like to play. I've 1476 01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,519 Speaker 1: one on that. I have won more money on that 1477 01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:02,080 Speaker 1: than I put in it. But I just go over 1478 01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:04,439 Speaker 1: there every nine then because it's a hundred dollars a pool. 1479 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:08,960 Speaker 1: And that ain't fun, man, especially with a slot machine, 1480 01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:12,080 Speaker 1: because you have no voice, you know, black jack, I 1481 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:14,439 Speaker 1: can hold hit, I can I have a say. So, 1482 01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:19,360 Speaker 1: you know, damn slot machine, you press the button and whatever. 1483 01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:27,479 Speaker 1: Show that's some ignorant mess, right. Oh you can't whole vote. 1484 01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,320 Speaker 1: You know the game. You can say, well, I'm gonna 1485 01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,360 Speaker 1: better on this. I think this's gonna happen. I think 1486 01:37:33,439 --> 01:37:35,720 Speaker 1: this ain't gonna happen. You bet like that on the 1487 01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:38,200 Speaker 1: black jack table. You can bet like that. You get 1488 01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:41,000 Speaker 1: over there on that dog gonna bandit. You're just pulling 1489 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:43,800 Speaker 1: the thing. And if it don't show up, I hope, 1490 01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:46,559 Speaker 1: I hope, I hope you can rub it ain't coming. 1491 01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:50,439 Speaker 1: And people do that and then they walk away and 1492 01:37:50,479 --> 01:37:57,000 Speaker 1: then somebody else hit that right there, Like sometimes I 1493 01:37:57,160 --> 01:38:00,760 Speaker 1: watch somebody, yeah, put I watched the Lady one time. 1494 01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:06,200 Speaker 1: I kid, you're not put in in hundreds. She had 1495 01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:09,080 Speaker 1: a couple of littles. No, I watched the lad that 1496 01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:12,800 Speaker 1: that's nothing. That's nothing out there. It's some people out 1497 01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:14,920 Speaker 1: there who are the most people with the real money. 1498 01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:17,800 Speaker 1: Ain't famous, Oh no, no, no, no, The real money 1499 01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:20,320 Speaker 1: are not the famous people or athletes. You know some 1500 01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:23,679 Speaker 1: people out there with with some serious money. Man, Please understand, 1501 01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,680 Speaker 1: you don't even know who they are. That's who got 1502 01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:28,160 Speaker 1: the real money. Then the high rollers out there, they 1503 01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:30,479 Speaker 1: don't even really care about celebrities. That's the one thing 1504 01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:35,479 Speaker 1: where your celebrity don't matter anything, your money and you 1505 01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:37,280 Speaker 1: know you man, you get a life card and they 1506 01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:39,080 Speaker 1: keep track of what you Gambaica. When you go to 1507 01:38:39,120 --> 01:38:40,760 Speaker 1: the table, you give me your car. They know how 1508 01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:43,320 Speaker 1: much you're spending. They know every trip, how much of 1509 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,640 Speaker 1: them put in the machine, how much I don't play that. 1510 01:38:46,439 --> 01:38:49,160 Speaker 1: They can go back. They can go back. And so 1511 01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:51,759 Speaker 1: what they do is while you're eating, while I'm sitting 1512 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:54,639 Speaker 1: there a host to come over and go welcome, Mr Harvest. 1513 01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,200 Speaker 1: There anything I could get you with you like some 1514 01:38:56,280 --> 01:38:59,439 Speaker 1: sick Do you want some scotch? Mr Harvard? Would you 1515 01:38:59,479 --> 01:39:01,240 Speaker 1: like to go to You've been gambling for a while. 1516 01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,160 Speaker 1: Are you hungry? Let us said it set you up 1517 01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:06,000 Speaker 1: at the Finding steakhouse we have here and they'll just 1518 01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:08,960 Speaker 1: give you stuff to keep you happy because they're gonna 1519 01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:12,880 Speaker 1: get it back. Yeah dash, Jesus stay give it back. 1520 01:39:14,520 --> 01:39:16,280 Speaker 1: Y'all are go to the fight. I'll tell you what. 1521 01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:19,599 Speaker 1: I'll tell you all about it. Funday can fight recap 1522 01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:22,120 Speaker 1: y'all played from it, because my goal is I have 1523 01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:25,639 Speaker 1: may weathern't walk out on the Steve Harvey Talk show. 1524 01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:37,320 Speaker 1: Come ahead sounds good for all. Steve Harvey contests no 1525 01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:40,760 Speaker 1: purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US 1526 01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:43,560 Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For 1527 01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:46,920 Speaker 1: complete contest rules, Physics Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening 1528 01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:49,040 Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show.