Speaker 1: Forever. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. We're doing it.
Speaker 2: Well. What you don't know is that I'm very very
Speaker 2: close to Marie right now.
Speaker 1: She's touching my leg.
Speaker 3: Literally, I'm inside of her. Hello, Hello, anybody.
Speaker 1: There inside Sidneys inside?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I came on over to Marie's house because you know,
Speaker 2: the zoom, the zoom, zoom zoom, don't be boom boom
Speaker 2: booming sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We try to record this episode yesterday and I
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling it. I said, you know what, I don't
Speaker 1: think this is a good episode. And Sydney, being the
Speaker 1: team player that she is, was like, what you need, Beach,
Speaker 1: what you need us to cut out? Should I come
Speaker 1: over there? And I was like, nah, my apartment looks crazy.
Speaker 1: It don't look bad now. I finally unpacked my suitcase
Speaker 1: from New Orleans last night.
Speaker 2: I'm almost there. I have like four articles in the
Speaker 2: suitcase for maybe like a shirt, a pair of panties,
Speaker 2: and like some random jeans or whatever. But I just
Speaker 2: refuse to take everything out of my suitcase.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know that I'm not going to be
Speaker 2: getting it. I'm not going to be using the suitcase
Speaker 2: anytimes in But is.
Speaker 1: It clean stuff or is it dirty stuff?
Speaker 2: No. What happens is when we go away and come back,
Speaker 2: I take out all the dirty clothes.
Speaker 3: I wash those. Anything that's clean, I leave it in
Speaker 3: the suitcase.
Speaker 2: I always take the dirty clothes out because nine times
Speaker 2: out of ten I need those.
Speaker 3: Dirty ass clothed.
Speaker 1: Those the cute stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was living out of the suitcase. I would
Speaker 1: take stuff out, put it on, put it back in suitcase.
Speaker 2: It actually feels like you're on the road, on the
Speaker 2: road again, on the road again.
Speaker 1: No, I just I was stepping over it. I was listen.
Speaker 1: My apartment. Is what I realized yes day is my
Speaker 1: apartment is too small. It's perfect for me right now
Speaker 1: as a as a single person, but I need to
Speaker 1: live live in a bigger place so that it won't
Speaker 1: feel so cluttered. Right. But then I feel like if
Speaker 1: I had more space, I would just get more stuff.
Speaker 2: And that's where you have your good friend Exhibit A.
Speaker 2: Sydney has two bedrooms. Yes, and I have a whole
Speaker 2: room that is the miscellaneous vanity office.
Speaker 1: It was the cat room.
Speaker 3: It's oh, it's still the cat room.
Speaker 2: Loki and I find myself throwing things in there, putting
Speaker 2: things in a corner.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's cluttered, it's your girl is.
Speaker 2: Giving hoarder with a lowercase H, but an uppercase are
Speaker 2: hoarders with a z.
Speaker 3: Z z bourgeoise z. I'm a bougie hoarder at that.
Speaker 2: And so I have more space, but yeah, I find
Speaker 2: a way to add more thing to it.
Speaker 1: And what kind of stuff are we talking about? Like so,
Speaker 1: so you're buying clothes or you're putting clothes that is
Speaker 1: clean in there or dirty clothes, like what's close?
Speaker 3: Just close?
Speaker 2: I find a way to get more clothes. I say,
Speaker 2: I don't have any clothes. Then I get on the
Speaker 2: good old www dot net w and I find more
Speaker 2: things to pile into a corner or to lay on
Speaker 2: top of my bed. And I always buy items that
Speaker 2: I'm like, hmm, let me get that top, but I
Speaker 2: don't know what bottom's gonna go with it. But I
Speaker 2: know I'm gonna figure something out, and then I do.
Speaker 2: But there's always a time where I'm like, I have
Speaker 2: this top, but I don't have a bottom to go
Speaker 2: with this, or I have a bottom that's like a
Speaker 2: weird style it's a specific thing. And I don't have
Speaker 2: a top woord, so I have a lot of like
Speaker 2: Mitch mac shit, and you're good at Mitch matching a mismatch.
Speaker 1: That's where snake and what is that cheetah? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love a mismatch.
Speaker 3: My brain is much match.
Speaker 2: I don't need my clothes to reflect what's going on
Speaker 2: in my head.
Speaker 3: And so that's a strong nose for me.
Speaker 1: And yet you got statement pieces all up and through
Speaker 1: that house.
Speaker 2: And if only I could find those statement pieces when
Speaker 2: I actually need them.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what happens.
Speaker 2: I know that I'll have something to do later on
Speaker 2: in the night time or like a show or whatnot,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I think I know what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna wear yep. And by the time it's time to
Speaker 2: get ready, I'm already late.
Speaker 3: I'm already an hour.
Speaker 2: In right, So I'm looking for this one thing that's
Speaker 2: gonna go with the pants or go with the shoes
Speaker 2: or I had it in my I can't fucking find it.
Speaker 3: So then I'm.
Speaker 2: Flipping over, you know, couches and underneath rugs and fucking
Speaker 2: up a beautiful space that was just cleaned by our
Speaker 2: beautiful Manuel and it's it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3: It's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: It's just like, hang your shit up, or maybe I
Speaker 2: need a bigger closet. I actually have two and a
Speaker 2: half closets, and I'm still like two and.
Speaker 3: A half closets.
Speaker 1: The bathroom is ahead.
Speaker 2: No, I have like a friend that's like trying to
Speaker 2: set up another closet space for me, and it's.
Speaker 1: Just set up another What did you get in a
Speaker 1: storage unit? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like a rack that I can
Speaker 2: use up against the wall. That kind of like what
Speaker 2: Carolina has in her place. And it's just like in
Speaker 2: my head, I'm like, I'm gonna plan to be a
Speaker 2: more organized person, but the outcome is always like, m
Speaker 2: it's a big old peanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 3: Miss. It's a mess. You know, it's a mess.
Speaker 1: But I think that we're pushing through sis we are.
Speaker 1: Yesterday or no on Sunday, I came home from the
Speaker 1: net and my house was in such disarray. Yes, dishes,
Speaker 1: I had, I had to repot some plants, so the
Speaker 1: plants was in the middle of the floor. I had
Speaker 1: little stacks of laundry piles all over the place in
Speaker 1: my living room, and it was just like I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go to bed. I can't look at this right.
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to lay down because I
Speaker 1: will leave things in my path on purpose, because I'll
Speaker 1: be like, if I leave this right by the door,
Speaker 1: I have to it's gonna be in the way. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to deal with it and I'll
Speaker 1: just hurtle over it for a week.
Speaker 2: And that's what you're called the textbook high functioning depressed person.
Speaker 2: See like you look on the outside like, oh, you're
Speaker 2: getting everything done, or you're getting pieces, you're returning some things,
Speaker 2: you're getting things done right at the like second, or
Speaker 2: maybe you're twenty minutes late, but you're still doing it.
Speaker 3: So you're still moving around.
Speaker 2: When I move, you moved just like that, so nobody
Speaker 2: really sees how like rough it is.
Speaker 3: But then you too your place and shambles.
Speaker 2: It's just like, damn, somebody came in and robbed you
Speaker 2: but left everything.
Speaker 1: Yes, Sidney said, you said your room looked like somebody
Speaker 1: robbed you. It didn't take anything. Yeah, they ransacked it.
Speaker 2: They ransacked it, and I had nothing for them to take.
Speaker 1: But it also looks worse when I have to get
Speaker 1: dressed to go somewhere. If I have to get dressed,
Speaker 1: the outfit in my brain usually doesn't look how I
Speaker 1: want it to look. So I'm remixing it and trying
Speaker 1: on other things. And after I try something on, it's
Speaker 1: going on the couch.
Speaker 2: It's going on a couch on the it's going on
Speaker 2: the floor. It's becoming a little bed for jelly and jam.
Speaker 2: It's it's a I want to know if anybody is
Speaker 2: really keeping their place clean, Like, how are they doing it?
Speaker 2: How are they how are they getting ready and then
Speaker 2: putting things away?
Speaker 3: I don't I can't do that.
Speaker 1: People who do that are the same people who cook
Speaker 1: and while they.
Speaker 3: Cook they wash their dishes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like who what what sorcery is that?
Speaker 2: And those people are not coming when they have sex
Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, oh yeah, I said it.
Speaker 3: You heard it here first.
Speaker 1: If you clean up after yourself while you're making a mess,
Speaker 1: you ain't coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're micromanaging.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. But also, what do I know.
Speaker 2: I've had a pile of laundry that's been on an
Speaker 2: ottoman for four months now.
Speaker 1: An automan. Yeah. Nice, Well, in order to kind of
Speaker 1: figure out my life a little bit. I ordered a
Speaker 1: whiteboard from that evil website. Yeah, we will not say
Speaker 1: we will not say it, but you know what it is.
Speaker 1: You're not going to discuss it. You know what it is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I got that, and I feel like if I
Speaker 1: write everything out like one. First of all, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write stuff that I've already done on the board so
Speaker 1: I can cross it off, just so I can feel
Speaker 1: good about myself. The first thing I'm gonna write on
Speaker 1: the board is unpack the board. Yeah, and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hang it up right there, or maybe I'll move
Speaker 1: the easel back and I'll put it on the easel.
Speaker 2: But I just woo, you gotta see the things that
Speaker 2: you accomplished, because we get so overwhelmed about the things
Speaker 2: that we have to do in the future that we
Speaker 2: don't acknowledge the actual things that's currently happening.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, it just.
Speaker 2: Feels like an emotional dump of anxiety that you're like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna.
Speaker 3: Get through this.
Speaker 1: Nope, so I'm gonna So I'm gonna go to sleep.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, like, guess, all lay down. I think
Speaker 1: that's what like, you know, I feel like I heard
Speaker 1: about like somebody like when you're really hungry, when you're
Speaker 1: like family doesn't have any food. If you're hungry, you
Speaker 1: just go to bed. Yeah probably that's yeah that I'm like, ah,
Speaker 1: it's too much cluttering here, I'm lay down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I call a depression nap because it's like,
Speaker 2: if I take this nap, I think that it all
Speaker 2: feel better when I get up, but the problems are
Speaker 2: still there.
Speaker 1: Well, you wake up and you fall into that pile
Speaker 1: of clothes. Yeah, damn, Well we're managing. At least you
Speaker 1: look fantastic, friend.
Speaker 2: And that's the that's the great thing about a cover,
Speaker 2: you know, I have. I have a good cover. The cover,
Speaker 2: the presentation is is amazing.
Speaker 3: But you know what kind of cover you have?
Speaker 1: One of those like plastic science project covers that you
Speaker 1: had like slid the little plastic color piece on. You
Speaker 1: don't'm talking?
Speaker 3: Yes, I do know the book report.
Speaker 2: Yeah covers, that's what you're giving the see through the
Speaker 2: sea through okay, yeah shiny, Yeah, you know, and I
Speaker 2: used to do it in school. I would have the
Speaker 2: I would buy those covers because what's inside is trash.
Speaker 3: But at least I presented the trash cute, you know.
Speaker 1: Right right right. If there whatever the rubrics say, if
Speaker 1: it says something about presentation, you get into ten.
Speaker 3: On it exactly. Yeah, that's how I feel.
Speaker 1: So you didn't do well with your book reports when
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 2: A kid, No, no, I think that, you know, low key,
Speaker 2: high key. I had some learning disabilities.
Speaker 3: It took me a while.
Speaker 2: To comprehend things. Reading just reading is fundamental and I
Speaker 2: was missing the fun and the fundamental part.
Speaker 1: You're missing the demental part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that too, that too. Then I had it. Nothing
Speaker 3: was fun and there was no the mental I was mental.
Speaker 1: Yes. My dad used to do my book reports for me.
Speaker 1: What were my school products for me? And I'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: I want to do it, and he'd be like, I
Speaker 1: gotta get it perfect, and he would like draw my
Speaker 1: book report covers for me. He like we used to
Speaker 1: do the dioramas, you know that like shoe box thing
Speaker 1: with the strings, and like you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: I've never been more jealous my dad used to do.
Speaker 1: I would be jealous because I wanted to do him,
Speaker 1: and he'd be, noa, I gotta do it. I know
Speaker 1: how to glue it down and it was like, but
Speaker 1: I want to do my project.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's so sweet and shout out to Samuel
Speaker 2: good Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Father's Day is coming up, so yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't really fuck with Father's Day because
Speaker 2: I don't have a father. With fathers, I don't fuck
Speaker 2: with fathers.
Speaker 3: You know, I haven't.
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking a father, and you know I don't
Speaker 2: really have a father.
Speaker 1: But you have banged a father before I have.
Speaker 2: I have fucked the father in It was interesting because
Speaker 2: he didn't look like a dad.
Speaker 3: He had too many muscles. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My ex was a trainer and you know, he had
Speaker 2: a skateboard and I was just like, what.
Speaker 1: Do you wait, the dude that's missing a ceiling as
Speaker 1: a Oh he is a father.
Speaker 3: Yes he is.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're really putting the pieces together. So yeah, girl,
Speaker 2: you said you're doing this right and you're doing the
Speaker 2: Jessic Fletcher work right here.
Speaker 1: Girl, I'm doing the Nancy Drew right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah you are Okay. Well, if anybody has ever heard
Speaker 2: the story.
Speaker 1: Of me, remind us girl, it's a light skin man
Speaker 1: with a daughter but no ceiling. Yeah, yeah that's it.
Speaker 2: Well, No, he moves into a he moved into the
Speaker 2: sat the building like renovated, so he has a ceiling now.
Speaker 3: But when we first when we.
Speaker 2: First hooked up, it was pitch black, so I couldn't
Speaker 2: see anything. But when I woke up in the morning,
Speaker 2: it looks like something out of the candy Man.
Speaker 1: So I wasn't giving hey Arnold skylight.
Speaker 3: No, okay, no, it was giving like I should be screaming.
Speaker 3: I should be worried.
Speaker 2: I should be worried if it's the type of ceiling
Speaker 2: that your body should be in a in a tub
Speaker 2: of ice because they took your organs out.
Speaker 3: Given yes, very much hostil that too.
Speaker 1: What floor was he on?
Speaker 2: I can't even tell you. I cannot remember a thing
Speaker 2: this is. It wasn't it was not garden level because
Speaker 2: it was like, nigga, you should have all your ceiling together.
Speaker 3: But you know, shout out to uh.
Speaker 1: Shout out to people with roofs.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, shout out to uh. Oh I know
Speaker 2: what I was having. I was having picklebacks. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I would pick pickleback shots, jamison and pickle juice. Shout
Speaker 2: out to having you know, seven eight of those. And
Speaker 2: you don't really.
Speaker 3: Need a ceiling. A ceiling when you're blackout.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, so I did pickleback shots for the first
Speaker 1: time recently. Are you supposed to hold one in your
Speaker 1: mouth and then add the other to your mouth and
Speaker 1: then swallow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're supposed to. You're supposed to drink the jamison
Speaker 2: and then drink the pinkleback.
Speaker 1: But am I supposed to swallow them both at the
Speaker 1: same time?
Speaker 3: You know, you swallow one and then you swallow the other.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, okay, somebody was trying to tell me
Speaker 1: I was doing it wrong.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, drinking is so disgusting that we
Speaker 2: have to find ways to make it taste better. But
Speaker 2: like the fact that we're drinking pickle juice like pregnant women.
Speaker 2: Just let you know that jamison is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's all a little tiny bit gross. But you know,
Speaker 1: when you're in college, you drink dumb stuff or you know,
Speaker 1: outside of college whatever. I'm drinking rum in Rebel, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you drank that in college. I used to drink grammy.
Speaker 1: In college, I was like a dark liquor person.
Speaker 3: I was hypnotic.
Speaker 2: I was stoley rass any flavored apples. Ooh, and I
Speaker 2: love like the ocean spray cran razz juice.
Speaker 3: You mix like a jungle juice.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean we the amount of hangovers we
Speaker 2: would have because there was just like so much sugar
Speaker 2: in anything that we are drinking.
Speaker 1: I didn't get hangovers in college.
Speaker 3: You're an alien, Marie.
Speaker 1: I didn't nobody that I knew was getting hungover, or
Speaker 1: maybe just me, it's just you. We would have tequila
Speaker 1: night every Tuesday, and I would wake up and be like,
Speaker 1: y'all want to go to Nathan's. Now, you guys want
Speaker 1: to go get some burgers. It was just hangovers for
Speaker 1: me is something that is fairly recent and and it's
Speaker 1: still not what it is in the movies.
Speaker 2: For me, I think I started out the Womb Dehydrated.
Speaker 2: So that's why Out the Womb Dehydrated is a great title.
Speaker 1: Out the Womb Dehydrated. Yeah, Andrew's not here to write
Speaker 1: and write that down please, friend, Is there a pen
Speaker 1: on the table?
Speaker 3: We have a pin on the table House.
Speaker 1: The Womb Dehydrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it's crazy that we're missing Andrew. How
Speaker 2: many minutes are we in? We're like twenty minutes in
Speaker 2: and we just acknowledge that Andrew isn't here.
Speaker 1: Well, the birds are outside, are chirping really loud, and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, it almost feels like there is a
Speaker 1: third person here.
Speaker 2: Yes, hey, oh Bana song.
Speaker 1: Out the whom dehydrated? Yeah, grated. I don't know why
Speaker 1: this made me think of Kruella, but me and Sidney
Speaker 1: went to the movies the other day and we saw
Speaker 1: Kruella with Emma what's her face?
Speaker 3: I still both of.
Speaker 1: Their names were Emma Emma Stone in real life. Oh,
Speaker 1: Emma Stone and Emma Thompson.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a movie buff or anything like that.
Speaker 2: But I did not fall asleep, so I don't know
Speaker 2: if that means anything.
Speaker 1: I think it does.
Speaker 3: I do be.
Speaker 2: Falling asleep in movie theaters, and it's unfortunate because it's
Speaker 2: like I did pay for the ticket. Well, I didn't
Speaker 2: buy the ticket on this one, but I stayed up
Speaker 2: and it was cool. But like I I'm not an
Speaker 2: Emma Stone own fan.
Speaker 1: Where are the emmastone fans at?
Speaker 3: Please please show right the East Stone Hive please hit us?
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, yeah, the Stone Hive. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I've ever met anybody who's an Amstone fan, so that
Speaker 1: but the movie was fun. They tried to p se
Speaker 1: Cruella up. She didn't wear no fur, no animal skin
Speaker 1: in the hole.
Speaker 2: That's bullshit because we'll see movie after movie where niggas
Speaker 2: are hanging from the trees, they're beating women, they're shooting,
Speaker 2: they're gorge and people's eyes out.
Speaker 1: Is this saucetell No?
Speaker 2: This like every like slavery or like police brutality. Film
Speaker 2: will see the brutality in that. But it's like skin
Speaker 2: the dogs, Skin the fucking dogs.
Speaker 1: Sydney said, skin the dogs.
Speaker 3: Is that a good title? Skin the dogs.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna write it down. Peter don't come for us,
Speaker 1: skin the dogs. But like the way Peter comes to
Speaker 1: the rescue of these animals is wild. Peta is like
Speaker 1: the NRA in terms of like they just lobby. They
Speaker 1: just got all this money behind them and they can
Speaker 1: say whatever they want to whoever they want.
Speaker 2: But that's why I was so absurd, because I like,
Speaker 2: we can't hate Corolla because the reason why we were
Speaker 2: so mad is because she was evil and she was
Speaker 2: skinning the dogs.
Speaker 1: She wanted to kill them dogs. So after we I
Speaker 1: came home from watching Cruella, I had to watch the
Speaker 1: Glenn Close version to cleanse my palette. And not gonna
Speaker 1: lie had actually never seen the Glen Close version. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But she's wearing like a whole leopard, like a leopard
Speaker 1: body and the head on her shoulder in the movie,
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, she went and got that legit
Speaker 1: fur for the movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to see that.
Speaker 2: I mean, we saw Tiger King, which was an eight
Speaker 2: part fucking docu Sriies, and.
Speaker 3: You know they're literally treating the tiger so bad.
Speaker 2: They're eating their feeding them.
Speaker 1: They were giving them meat from Costco with something like.
Speaker 3: That, just ra tatata. But we can't see in Corolla.
Speaker 2: The Dalmatians. We don't even fuck with Dalmatians like that.
Speaker 2: They actually don't like kids. Dalmatians don't like kids. No,
Speaker 2: I guess I am a Dalmatian. I too identify as
Speaker 2: a Dalmation. Just see Dalmatian.
Speaker 3: That's a good title.
Speaker 1: Thank you, just sweet Damba Dalmatian.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think her not killing the dog in
Speaker 1: the movie, uh makes sense because she was so excited
Speaker 1: about the dog coat in one hundred and one Dolmation,
Speaker 1: So maybe that makes sense. But I just didn't believe
Speaker 1: Emma Stone as a villain. The other lady I thought
Speaker 1: it played a better villain than she.
Speaker 3: Did, running laps around her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I was like, I was like, sis,
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's a fun movie to watch, but
Speaker 1: it's definitely too long. It's like two and a half
Speaker 1: hours long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, I was all right, I didn't I
Speaker 2: didn't need to see it. I was glad I saw
Speaker 2: it with the gang and some friends, and it was
Speaker 2: a great thing.
Speaker 3: And a great outing. I was appreciative of that.
Speaker 1: But first time I've been to the movie, and like
Speaker 1: the movies, in like over a year.
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah again, it was ice cold, you know, the
Speaker 2: popcorn was fresh but stale at the same time, and
Speaker 2: it was a great feeling.
Speaker 3: I was glad to be back.
Speaker 2: And you know, would I recommend anybody pay the money
Speaker 2: to go see the movie. No, no, But if you
Speaker 2: just want to experience with some friends and maybe somebody
Speaker 2: who's got a you know, a business card, they want
Speaker 2: to sign off, they want to, oh, like a corporate card,
Speaker 2: corporate card and buy the tickets for y'all, then go
Speaker 2: off king.
Speaker 1: A corporate card. Wow, I went to get I was
Speaker 1: at a comedy show the other day and this guy
Speaker 1: came over. It was me, Paris Sachet, friend of the pod,
Speaker 1: and then like two or three other people, people who
Speaker 1: names that don't matter right now. And this guy came
Speaker 1: over and was like, Paris, do you want me to
Speaker 1: get you something to drink? And she said no, but
Speaker 1: I think everybody else might be thirsty, or she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure yet, but what does everybody else want?
Speaker 1: So she volunteered this man's card, corporate card for our drinks,
Speaker 1: and everybody ordered to drink, and he tried to run
Speaker 1: out on the tab at the end of the night.
Speaker 2: We love to see it, I mean, now that the
Speaker 2: things are open and people are out here splurgeing and
Speaker 2: thriving and hopping and bopping. I mean, yeah, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be Old New York if people weren't skimming and scamming
Speaker 2: on the on the tabs.
Speaker 1: But sir, if you got the corporate card on, you.
Speaker 3: Used the corporate card just there might be a limit,
Speaker 3: they might have a budget.
Speaker 1: Well, then he shouldn't have came over to ask for
Speaker 1: the drinks. Honestly, if I asked somebody what they wanted
Speaker 1: to drink and they you had volunteered my card for
Speaker 1: four other niggas i'd be like, yeah, but I was
Speaker 1: just asking for you exactly, you know. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I did do something nice for somebody yesterday. Yesterday I
Speaker 1: was feeling really like in a kind of crappy mood.
Speaker 1: I didn't feel good or whatever whatever, and I went
Speaker 1: to I went to the grocery store because I needed
Speaker 1: to get milk, okay, And when I walked in, there
Speaker 1: was like a guy outside the supermarket begging people to
Speaker 1: get him something to eat. So I removed one AirPod,
Speaker 1: you know, because I had to pause the music. I
Speaker 1: said what was that? And he was like, can you
Speaker 1: please get me something to eat? Can you help me
Speaker 1: get something to eat? And I was like yeah, yeah, maybe,
Speaker 1: And I went in and I was looking around and
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe I should get him something to
Speaker 1: eat because I'm having a bad day, but I'm really
Speaker 1: having a very good life.
Speaker 3: Yes, So I was like, maybe.
Speaker 2: I should get him bad day, good life, great bad day,
Speaker 2: good life.
Speaker 3: I love that bitch's perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I tried to sneak out because I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, the thing, the myth that I wanted,
Speaker 1: it was too much. I was gonna go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: And he was like miss can you please give me
Speaker 1: something to eat? And I was like all right, all right,
Speaker 1: all right. I said, do you want like a sandwich
Speaker 1: or something? And he was like, yes, they do. Which
Speaker 1: is in there? He was like, I want a salami.
Speaker 1: It was like salami, pepper, pepper something and pickles. And
Speaker 1: I was like okay. I went back in.
Speaker 3: I ordered his man. He was hungry. He didn't say
Speaker 3: had taste nude.
Speaker 1: I went in and then I was like, like, get
Speaker 1: some chips. And then I was like, nah, I should
Speaker 1: get him something healthy, like an apple. So I'm in
Speaker 1: the supermarket. I got him a bottle of water, like
Speaker 1: a big ass of water because it was hot yesterday.
Speaker 1: I got him a sandwich and I got him like
Speaker 1: a little you know, a little Macintosh, a Galla or
Speaker 1: whatever the hell that The apple was, Oh those are good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got this man a little and I put it
Speaker 1: in a bag for him, and I went back in
Speaker 1: and I got him some napkins. It was like I
Speaker 1: was in the supermarket for mad long getting this man
Speaker 1: his lunch. And I gave it to him and it
Speaker 1: was like, nice, you feel better. I felt better when
Speaker 1: I left. Yeah good, yeah, yeah, you pass look at me.
Speaker 1: Look at me. That's what I can for the community.
Speaker 3: That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: You got it on one end, you gotta have somebody
Speaker 2: running out on the tap, and then on the other end,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be you passing it on and getting someone lunch.
Speaker 3: And we love that.
Speaker 1: It was like the pursuit of happiness. Girl. If they
Speaker 1: ever do a movie on that man's life, there's gonna do.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a scene with me and it. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be It's not gonna be me, but it's gonna be. No,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be. It's gonna be a light skinned girl.
Speaker 1: Probably in the movie, it's gonna be Willow Smith.
Speaker 3: Light skin game.
Speaker 2: Well, imagine if Drake light king girl. Imagine. So yeah,
Speaker 2: that that happened.
Speaker 3: I've been kind of busy during the day.
Speaker 2: I have like a little you have a job, now,
Speaker 2: I have a little job. I'm in a little writer's
Speaker 2: room or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's booked.
Speaker 3: It's it's cool because it's on zoom.
Speaker 2: We can't get enough of zoom, you know. I just
Speaker 2: follow whatever the other black people leads are and if
Speaker 2: they have their camera off, I'm turning mine off too.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It feels good.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a great gig because what hold on?
Speaker 1: Okay, it just the screen went. I was like, oooh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we own my laptop. Yeah, anyway, go ahead, you follow
Speaker 1: what the black people are doing. If their cameras are off,
Speaker 1: yours is off too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's I think we're at the point of
Speaker 2: rip zoom. We're good on it. We just don't have
Speaker 2: that attention span anymore. We also don't want to go
Speaker 2: to the motherfucking office, so we're we're it's a slippery slope.
Speaker 2: It's like, do you want to take your raggedy ass
Speaker 2: to the job or do you want to be in
Speaker 2: the house and also do the raggedy ass job in
Speaker 2: the comfort of your dusty living room.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's it's a you can't have it all. You can't
Speaker 2: have it all, and you can't have it your way.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not burger.
Speaker 1: King, but apparently a lot of people are starting to
Speaker 1: quit their jobs that are asking them to come back
Speaker 1: into the office. People would rather stay home and not
Speaker 1: work than go into the office to work.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a this might be
Speaker 2: a controversial take, but we don't want to fucking work.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't want to work. That's not controversial. I
Speaker 1: think that's we.
Speaker 3: Don't want to work.
Speaker 2: We get mad at people who are like, no, I
Speaker 2: don't mind being a stay at home mom or Y,
Speaker 2: I want to be taken care.
Speaker 3: Of or whatever.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, that's not you know, that's not feminism
Speaker 2: or X, Y and Z. No, I don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck what you want to put a label on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to sit my ass at home. I want
Speaker 2: to take care of whatever kids or non kids, imaginary
Speaker 2: kids that I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to work for one anybody that
Speaker 2: two a beige person, three a man. I mean there's
Speaker 2: a list of people I don't want to fucking work for,
Speaker 2: and right now they want us to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the cool thing about us is we do work
Speaker 1: for ourselves. Ultimately, we work for ourselves, and we're in
Speaker 1: a good place to be, Like, you know, if we
Speaker 1: don't get it done, then we don't get it done.
Speaker 1: And the only person that we have to blame for
Speaker 1: not making our coins is us.
Speaker 3: Okay, gratitude, thank you.
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying gratitude, I'm saying we work for ourselves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I mean at times there are things that
Speaker 1: we need to do for other people, other people's projects
Speaker 1: that we're working on, and that's who that can be
Speaker 1: hard because you know, the team that they hired might
Speaker 1: not be the team that we would have hired right
Speaker 1: right in terms of like hair and makeup or the
Speaker 1: writers or whatever whatever whatever. But I don't know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't get easier, no working working for yourself versus working
Speaker 1: for somebody else.
Speaker 2: Well, when you work for yourself, you kind of have
Speaker 2: a vision of what you want to be doing and
Speaker 2: what your POV is and what you think should be
Speaker 2: out there, like whether a show or you know, comedy,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Et cetera, et cetera, So you're in charge of that.
Speaker 2: When you, you know, get hired for somebody else's gig, yes,
Speaker 2: you are going to be play whatever you think it's
Speaker 2: best for you, but overall they're gonna edit it the
Speaker 2: way they want to tell it them.
Speaker 3: Look whatever, you know, you don't have that say no.
Speaker 2: So that's another reason why I don't really like other
Speaker 2: people's projects, because they get to do whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: they want.
Speaker 1: And you'll be there for matt hours and then you
Speaker 1: watch the final thing, and you'd be like, what you
Speaker 1: cut it down to thirty seconds? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I had to get up early, get there on time,
Speaker 1: took a car to the location, and then you watch
Speaker 1: the actual video or you watch the clip and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm barely in this thing at all.
Speaker 3: But it's a blessing.
Speaker 2: It's a blessing because it's a credit and it's yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gratitude.
Speaker 1: Its gratitude, gratitude.
Speaker 2: Gratitude, gratitude. That's a great title, gratitude gratitude. Like Mary, Mary,
Speaker 2: your gratitude gratitude attitude attitude. Huh gratitude attitude attitude.
Speaker 1: Okay, since, well, what's something that you're grateful for right now?
Speaker 1: What's your gratitude attitude?
Speaker 2: To be honest, I think I am missing gratitude.
Speaker 3: I'm missing it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh it's easy to sit back and think about the
Speaker 2: stuff that you don't have and where you're not at
Speaker 2: and where you should.
Speaker 1: Be, and especially now because we are surrounded by friends
Speaker 1: with shows who got billboards, Like I went to the bank,
Speaker 1: I went to Chase a couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: there was a giant billboard, like a giant Z Way
Speaker 1: billboard across from my bank.
Speaker 3: Shout out to z Way and doing her damn thing.
Speaker 1: I was like God, you like wow, Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: you know, then you come home and you watch Sam
Speaker 1: Jay show and you're like, wow, another person with a
Speaker 1: TV show.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Sam Jay.
Speaker 1: Shot pause, shout out to everybody with a show. But
Speaker 1: like it is, it's easier, I feel like now to
Speaker 1: not be grateful for what you have because you're looking
Speaker 1: at what everybody else has and it's really visible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you think about it, there's somebody that's,
Speaker 2: you know, four steps away from you that's thinking they
Speaker 2: would love to be in your spot.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean Johnny Dragon?
Speaker 3: Okay, Johnny Dragon, Johnny Dragon. We had a review.
Speaker 2: Remember we dragged the person who wrote us about you know,
Speaker 2: how we can get them closer to the A list celebrities.
Speaker 3: That are our friends.
Speaker 2: How do we get him closer so he could work
Speaker 2: with them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know, he wrote a review on iTunes and it
Speaker 2: was very honest for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Marie, why don't you read it?
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, the title is good pod, but
Speaker 1: don't email them. Okay, four stars, this is funny. They
Speaker 1: do seem cool. This is informative too. You'll learn things
Speaker 1: about lifestyles and situations you've never heard of or been
Speaker 1: in before. I even say it's probably one of the
Speaker 1: best women led pods out there. But don't email them
Speaker 1: unless you have have good self esteem and traditionally attractive features. Wow.
Speaker 1: So right, mm hmm. They're not as nice as you
Speaker 1: think they are. If Marie reads it, she won't read
Speaker 1: the whole thing, and they won't say anything about your
Speaker 1: picture if you look a certain way. I will say
Speaker 1: their advice will push you and sometimes even help, and
Speaker 1: there's definitely value in that. But this ain't no soft touch.
Speaker 1: If you email them, you better really think about what
Speaker 1: you're saying. They're not your friends, they're your hosts. I
Speaker 1: guess we should already know that probably what they would
Speaker 1: say and agree with, but I'm positive not all of
Speaker 1: us do, and this is a warning for those people.
Speaker 1: Other than that, it's mostly top notch, but maybe don't
Speaker 1: ask them for advice, at least for now. Four stars.
Speaker 1: So it was like, kind of.
Speaker 3: What do you think about that? Sis?
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like this review is kind of
Speaker 1: like his email that he sent us. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: little bit of good and a little bit of bad.
Speaker 3: But ultimately the way you're wording things, honey, it's not us.
Speaker 3: It's a little backhanded.
Speaker 1: He said. If you email them, you better really think
Speaker 1: about what you're saying. They're not your friends.
Speaker 3: I mean, we let me just let's just say this, Okay.
Speaker 3: We get a lot of positive reviews.
Speaker 2: There's tons of people who write us nice things, and
Speaker 2: we read them and we look at them and get
Speaker 2: the dms and it feels good.
Speaker 3: It feels great. But you know, we also are people,
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 2: Know, we're doing comedy every night, and we have comedy online,
Speaker 2: and there's sometimes people say things.
Speaker 3: To us that we're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like we are human beings too, We have blood pumping
Speaker 2: through our veins.
Speaker 1: We are sensativa, like sensitiva that we.
Speaker 2: Are just like you. So our feelings get hurt as well.
Speaker 2: So if we ever feel slided or we read things,
Speaker 2: whenever we can read something, we will reread them until
Speaker 2: it's like ingrained in us, until we actually have a
Speaker 2: problem with listen.
Speaker 1: Like the great Eric abadou One said, keep in mind,
Speaker 1: I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my shit.
Speaker 3: Amen, snapstocks.
Speaker 1: Okay, So for you to send an email that is
Speaker 1: worded kind of like a backhanded compliment. Yeah, babe, we
Speaker 1: gonna read it and feel a way about it. But
Speaker 1: also if the email got seventeen paragraphs and this is
Speaker 1: double space and it's twelve point fond and it's Times
Speaker 1: New Roman, like, I will read the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I try, I try. I read the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And obviously, you know, you know, hooked on phonics didn't
Speaker 2: work for works for me, and you said, did it work?
Speaker 2: Didn't work for me, and so you know, it's it's
Speaker 2: a little it's a rough to see more than two paragraphs,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Happened, Johnny. Let's start over.
Speaker 2: You know, I send us another photo. I don't remember
Speaker 2: your picture book. We said that everybody who writes us
Speaker 2: is attractive, everyone hot, hot listeners, every single brad.
Speaker 1: We always give glowing reviews of people's face five stars. Actually, so, Johnny,
Speaker 1: you saying that you sent us that five page letter
Speaker 1: and a photo and we didn't say nothing about your photo.
Speaker 2: Well, because we were too upset about the first two paragraphs. Honey,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I didn't get to your photo, so please resend.
Speaker 1: Yeah to recap. He said we were medium famous or
Speaker 1: something like that, like not famous, but I'm yeah, basically
Speaker 1: called this Kathy Griffin.
Speaker 2: Let's start over, Johnny Dragons, and you know, let's move forward.
Speaker 3: It happens. We're people, and we were.
Speaker 2: Learning and growing, and I think this is going to
Speaker 2: be an outstanding summer.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to make enemies.
Speaker 2: You know, I already have enough people who've been inside
Speaker 2: me who are enemies now, okay, enemies of the state. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't need I don't need that from somebody like you,
Speaker 2: who's probably very lovely, you know.
Speaker 1: Also, what was the bad advice? What we gave you advice?
Speaker 1: We answered your quest you asked, I don't remember. He asked,
Speaker 1: how do how does he get in touch with people
Speaker 1: who are on the rise?
Speaker 3: Stars on the rise?
Speaker 1: And I said, you have to start working with the
Speaker 1: people who are on the same level as you, and
Speaker 1: as y'all become more successful, that's who is the next,
Speaker 1: you know, the next group of famous people or medium
Speaker 1: famous people or whatever the hell he had asked us about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: work with the people on your level. Don't don't work
Speaker 1: up work debt, work horizontal, horizontal, yeah, whatever. Anyway, that
Speaker 1: was the review that we wanted to read and recap,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is.
Speaker 2: We're starting over. Yeah, we're friends again. Hey boo, you
Speaker 2: look so good. I can already tell. Your forehead is
Speaker 2: very moisturized, your hairline is intact, and you.
Speaker 1: Don't have black elbows or black knees and the same
Speaker 1: color as the rest of your body.
Speaker 2: And you're the type of person that orders rose and
Speaker 2: you don't drink with a straw, okay, and that's my
Speaker 2: favorite type of person.
Speaker 1: You order sashido peppers for the table.
Speaker 3: Who class culture? Culture?
Speaker 1: Culture? Yes, culture?
Speaker 3: So for me, uh, you know in other news, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I I miss my girlfriend tremendouslydously. I miss her
Speaker 2: so much and it sucks. I don't really do l d's.
Speaker 2: It's not really for me. I do long Z, but
Speaker 2: not long Z. Yeah, and I just it's tough. I mean,
Speaker 2: we're both working and we get it. That's the thing
Speaker 2: about being with somebody in the industry. It's just like
Speaker 2: we're gonna be busy.
Speaker 3: If I wasn't busy, I would already be where I
Speaker 3: need to be.
Speaker 1: But you weren't busy, you would be unbooked and you
Speaker 1: would be available.
Speaker 2: And that don't get nobody's panties wet news doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I gotta work, she gotta work. And so it
Speaker 2: is truly tough, truly tough. When I tell you, I
Speaker 2: haven't missed anybody like this ever.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's wild. But like, you've never been in love
Speaker 1: like this, love like this before. I never knew there
Speaker 1: was love like this before. I couldn't hit it.
Speaker 4: Just show me love.
Speaker 1: Like this before. Yeah, you've never been in love like
Speaker 1: this before?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah I could.
Speaker 2: I just I haven't had this type of love at
Speaker 2: this time in my life.
Speaker 1: So when you move away and leave me three thousand
Speaker 1: miles away, what what's gonna happen to me? What's gonna
Speaker 1: happen to us? Because then we're gonna be a long
Speaker 1: distance relationship.
Speaker 3: I know I will have to You'll get fluid out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Damn, you're gonna have to say you're gonna be
Speaker 1: a long distance relationship with somebody for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. Well not the rest of your life, because
Speaker 1: I'll probably be in LA for a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll find a way to get you over to LA.
Speaker 2: And you know there's gonna be other rooms in the place.
Speaker 1: So yes, yes, I'm not trying to be roommates with y'all.
Speaker 2: I'm just you don't want a Three's Company? It No,
Speaker 2: My god, company is hot. We need to make that
Speaker 2: fucking show.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what was three Is Company? Because I didn't
Speaker 1: watch that show.
Speaker 2: Three's Company was like two girls and a guy and
Speaker 2: I think the guy was into one of the girls
Speaker 2: or something like that. Okay, it was a big show.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really into it, but I think that that
Speaker 2: was a premise. Let's look it up.
Speaker 1: Three Is Company. The other day I saw a poster
Speaker 1: for Matt About You, and that was another show that
Speaker 1: I had no watched, but it looked like older white people.
Speaker 1: It was giving people in their late thirties early forties.
Speaker 2: The story revolves around three single roommates, Janet Wood, Christy
Speaker 2: snow Jack Tripper, who all platonically live in a Santa Monica, California,
Speaker 2: apartment complex owned by Stanley Roper and Helen Roper. After
Speaker 2: Norman Fell and Audrey Linley left the series in nineteen
Speaker 2: seventy nine for their own sitcom, Don Knotts joined the
Speaker 2: cast at the roommate's new building manager. Okay, so the
Speaker 2: show chronicles the escapades and high jinks of The Trio's
Speaker 2: Constant misunderstandings, social lives, and financial struggles our top ten
Speaker 2: hit from nineteen seventy seven to nineteen eighty three. The
Speaker 2: series has remained popular in syndication and through DVD releases.
Speaker 2: The show also spawned similar spin offs that Man about
Speaker 2: the House had the Robbers, and Threes, a crowd based
Speaker 2: upon George and Mildred and Robin's Nest, respectively.
Speaker 1: I hate all the words, all the names you just said, George, Mildred.
Speaker 1: Yeah it no, yep, yep, nineteen seventy what to nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty what news? It was never that's before all of
Speaker 1: our time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the older listeners though, because I know
Speaker 1: we got some people who did watch.
Speaker 3: Respect the elders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to.
Speaker 3: Y'all, respect your elders.
Speaker 1: Shout out to people listening in Santa Monica too, because
Speaker 1: you know Santa Monica, Santa Monica. Okay, So you trying
Speaker 1: to get me to do three his company with you,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I could do that, but okay, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, Marie. I think you can.
Speaker 2: You'll get more miles, you know, occasionally, you'll get first class.
Speaker 3: I'll work it out.
Speaker 1: You've flown first class before?
Speaker 3: Mah, I have?
Speaker 1: How was that? What airline was that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was fine.
Speaker 2: When I was, I was like the salmon was or no,
Speaker 2: it was locks or something. It was smoked salmon, like
Speaker 2: it was a little appetizer and it was so fucking good.
Speaker 2: And then they had like a steak and it was
Speaker 2: it was yummy.
Speaker 3: It was cool.
Speaker 2: I had a good time, but like, I don't like traveling.
Speaker 2: It's not really for me. I just want to get there.
Speaker 2: You want to tell, yeah, if we could get in
Speaker 2: a private jet PJ, that'd be lovely, because then I
Speaker 2: don't want to do it. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: amongst them, the crowd commoners. Wow, yes, Sydney, the pedestrians.
Speaker 1: Pedestrian Sydney is giving diet Cruela Deville. It's giving young
Speaker 1: melanated Cruela Deville. You don't want to be with the poores.
Speaker 1: You don't want to with the commoners. You don't want
Speaker 1: to be with the plebeians. Plebeians. I feel like the
Speaker 1: word is right that I just used.
Speaker 3: I don't know write that down.
Speaker 1: Plebians. I don't know how to write it, but I
Speaker 1: think there's a you win it plebians. Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: you miss your boo, sis I. I had a moment
Speaker 1: yesterday where I missed my old dude too. What Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think it's the first time that I truly
Speaker 1: felt like I missed him. And I was in the
Speaker 1: back of his uber listening to a ballad, tearing and
Speaker 1: crying into my mask.
Speaker 2: That's some of the best tears I've ever had in
Speaker 2: the back of an uber. Ooh, and don't let it
Speaker 2: be a pool bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There's been times where I was crying in a pool
Speaker 2: and the other person was passed out, laid up on
Speaker 2: the window just now breathing, just breathing. The fog is
Speaker 2: coming up, dank, nasty, and I'm just looking and the
Speaker 2: drivers could see. I know that he saw me in
Speaker 2: his rearview mirror crying and didn't even ask me, AmAm
Speaker 2: amss you good, none of that. He minded his fucking business.
Speaker 2: And then he turned the radio up.
Speaker 1: Yes, he turned it out. That ally, turn the music up.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about what I feel. Let
Speaker 1: me feel what I feel, and you know, otherwise, cut
Speaker 1: the cameras off. Dead ass, dead ass. But no, I
Speaker 1: it was silent. I think maybe three tiers fell, it
Speaker 1: might have been two, one on each eye. And then
Speaker 1: the first tear made my mask saggy, and I was mad.
Speaker 1: I was mad that I was crying. I was mad
Speaker 1: that my mask was wet. I was mad that I
Speaker 1: was able to admit to myself in the backseat of
Speaker 1: this funky ass uber because I got in the car
Speaker 1: and it smelled. The car smelled, but I couldn't roll
Speaker 1: my window down because the AC was on, and it
Speaker 1: was just like trapped in this like fart uber with
Speaker 1: my tears and.
Speaker 3: Fart uber with tears, good time.
Speaker 1: Fart uber with my tears. Yeah, it smelled like ass.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I was crying, because the fart was
Speaker 1: in my eyes.
Speaker 2: It maybe had like a hints of onions, so that's
Speaker 2: why you were crying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was given salami onions and a gizzard. I
Speaker 1: can't but yeah, last night after I don't know how
Speaker 1: many months it's been. However many months, is the first
Speaker 1: time that I was like, wow, I miss yeah blank,
Speaker 1: that's blank blank blank blank blank, I miss blank, miss blank.
Speaker 3: It's a good title too.
Speaker 1: I missed dot dot dot I miss blank. Well what okay? Well?
Speaker 1: You miss somebody. I missed somebody. I'm using the past
Speaker 1: ten I've been missing you.
Speaker 3: I've kind way.
Speaker 1: Or Hobbyssie.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you hit that note, friend, but
Speaker 2: ye take it out.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do the total part. When when where.
Speaker 2: We tub?
Speaker 3: I haven't missing you?
Speaker 1: Somebody tell me why, Oh, that's such a good song
Speaker 1: for karaoke.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Okay, so we should that's a good
Speaker 2: song for karaoke.
Speaker 1: Okay, me and my sisters saying that at karaoke once
Speaker 1: and it was a performance.
Speaker 2: Next time we go to karaoke that, I think that
Speaker 2: will be that'll be our hits.
Speaker 1: We need a third person though, to do the Diddy parts.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of hard, which you're not around. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so we miss things. Whatever. We're gonna get work done.
Speaker 1: We're writing things down, We're we're trying to get laundry done.
Speaker 1: My therapist told me that instead of saving all of
Speaker 1: my laundry for once a month to do it, I
Speaker 1: should do laundry once a week. And I was like,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a lot, and should do once a week.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I drop it off like they come and pick it
Speaker 2: up and cost twelve dollars. And yeah, sometimes my panties
Speaker 2: are missing.
Speaker 1: But panties are missing. Yeah the fenties.
Speaker 2: No, not the good ones, just like the regular black
Speaker 2: ones from Rainbow.
Speaker 1: So when not come in a pack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the pack panties missing. That's a good title, panties missing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we should actually use that title because people will click
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, let's let's look at what we have
Speaker 1: so far. We have panties missing, I miss blank, fart ubers,
Speaker 1: a bad day, good life, gratitude, attitude, just be dominations out,
Speaker 1: the womb dehydrated.
Speaker 3: Oh out the womb dehydrated.
Speaker 1: Death slap out the womb dehydrated.
Speaker 3: That sounds a that's a bob.
Speaker 1: Panties missing, bad day, good life.
Speaker 3: I love all of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's I think it's great. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you were able to come over so we can
Speaker 1: do this episode again. The one that we recorded, it
Speaker 1: felt like we weren't really friends on that episode. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, are we cool? Like what is this?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I think what it is.
Speaker 2: It is like if we're talking about our personal lives,
Speaker 2: then it's easy to be on the same page because
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm not going to say that's wrong, that's right.
Speaker 2: But when we have opinions about topical stuff, I mean,
Speaker 2: usually we don't have the same.
Speaker 1: We don't know. I I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3: M h.
Speaker 1: But it just it didn't feel like something that I
Speaker 1: would want to listen to. Okay, it was like, ah,
Speaker 1: it just felt like fun.
Speaker 2: Fact, Marie doesn't listen to podcasts, so that's hilarious that
Speaker 2: you say it's not something that you would want to.
Speaker 1: Listen But when we when we record a fire Ass episode,
Speaker 1: I will go back and listen to it when it
Speaker 1: comes out.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: I don't listen to a podcasts because I don't like
Speaker 1: listening to my voice me neither. Oh excuse me?
Speaker 3: Oh I legit.
Speaker 2: Actually have gotten to the point of I'm at that
Speaker 2: level of ooh, do I despise my voice? I hate
Speaker 2: like I'm like, oh my god. I think I know
Speaker 2: why the girls, I know, other girlies don't talk on
Speaker 2: Instagram because they might have annoying voices and that takes away,
Speaker 2: you know, from their appeal.
Speaker 1: You know, I heard Lori Harvey's voice the other day.
Speaker 1: Voice it's regular, right, but she doesn't talk on Instagram
Speaker 1: at all, but I heard her voice for the first time.
Speaker 1: She did like one of those Vogue makeup videos. Yeah
Speaker 1: she's fine, And everyone in the comments was like, I've
Speaker 1: been here to see what she sounds like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's cool. Sounds she doesn't.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have a vocal fry. She doesn't sound like
Speaker 2: a Kardashian or anything like that. She's got like a
Speaker 2: normal voice. It's it's like it's not too sexy, but
Speaker 2: it's it's it's like chill. She seems like a chill girl,
Speaker 2: like she does seem she's not doing too much and
Speaker 2: she's not like you're she's not pulling up.
Speaker 1: Being She's not Billie Eilish.
Speaker 3: Yeah she's not so weety.
Speaker 1: She's oh sweety.
Speaker 3: High streets. The streets are calling us right now, pause
Speaker 3: for a street sounds.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that I am gonna be one
Speaker 1: of these people who stops talking on Instagram.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, Marie, I love No, you are so funny.
Speaker 2: I mean I say it all the time, and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: get off Maurice's dick. That's a good title, Get off
Speaker 2: Marie's dick, But.
Speaker 1: That's merch. Get off, Maurice Dick is merch.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just one of your biggest fans. So
Speaker 2: anytime you say something.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Sydney, I truly when you say that, I truly
Speaker 1: believe that I am like my biggest cheerleader and I
Speaker 1: love that for me, And honestly, I feel like I
Speaker 1: should be a better cheerleader to you. I should be
Speaker 1: nicer to you. I'm gonna be nicer to you moving
Speaker 1: forward until we die. What do you mean be nicer
Speaker 1: to you, Sydney. You're very nice. I'm nice. I'm as
Speaker 1: nice as that could be to you, I know, But
Speaker 1: I just feel like you are like you know, when
Speaker 1: people are boxing in the ring and there's like that
Speaker 1: like manager dude that like gives them the shoulder rub
Speaker 1: and gives them a pep.
Speaker 3: Talk when they're.
Speaker 1: I'm running my mouth mountain, I'm boxing Floyd Mayweather, and
Speaker 1: you're like, girl, you do it great out there. You're
Speaker 1: spraying water, you're giving me gum. You're like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're putting that sen on my eyebrow.
Speaker 3: That is such a great visual.
Speaker 1: But that's who you are for me.
Speaker 3: You're like that. That would be an amazing sketch.
Speaker 1: You ring in me, I'm getting my ass whooped. In
Speaker 1: my life, it's just you and me, and the time,
Speaker 1: it's just I'm fighting anxiety and I'm losing, and you're like,
Speaker 1: you're doing great, sweetie.
Speaker 3: Yeah you look great.
Speaker 1: Your body looks good. You're double time.
Speaker 3: You Look at my friend.
Speaker 2: Look at she getting her ass, but look at him
Speaker 2: fucking ass. Look at my friend, she's doing it. She's
Speaker 2: and yeah.
Speaker 1: That so I feel like I should be like if
Speaker 1: you were the boxer in this analogy, then I'm like
Speaker 1: kind of your don King. I'm like helping you get
Speaker 1: stuff done, but I'm also like doing things for me.
Speaker 1: You know my right, you're in sa don King. I'm
Speaker 1: writing don King down as possible. You're my don King,
Speaker 1: You're a grand king.
Speaker 3: That's a great time. Please take a picture of all
Speaker 3: that so I can put it in the notes and
Speaker 3: post it. That's so funny. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I think that's I don't know anything else but to
Speaker 2: be that because when I was working as a waitress,
Speaker 2: that's the that's the vibes that we had of each other.
Speaker 3: We just kind of like the girls always showed up
Speaker 3: to my shows.
Speaker 2: They were like number one fans and told everybody about me.
Speaker 2: And because they showed me that, I was like, oh
Speaker 2: I have to it felt good, you made it made
Speaker 2: you feel.
Speaker 3: Like special, you know.
Speaker 2: So it reminds me of like, yeah, I like when
Speaker 2: people do that for me, but I also I truly
Speaker 2: love doing it for my friends because it makes me
Speaker 2: feel good.
Speaker 1: But that's what's so cool about when you do it, Sidney,
Speaker 1: is you do it because you don't know how to
Speaker 1: not do it. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: you're gonna be an awesome mom. Really yeah, because you
Speaker 1: I mean, you might not teach them how to like
Speaker 1: read that well or nothing.
Speaker 3: Like that, but shut up.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, y'all gonna be trying to read the words
Speaker 1: together a bit. Y'are both gonna be sounding things out.
Speaker 1: But every game, every Science Fair, every Girl Scout meeting, Like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be the mom that is like you know,
Speaker 1: you don't how like at graduations they always say hold
Speaker 1: your applause until all the names have been called, and
Speaker 1: none of the black families ever listen. You gonna be
Speaker 1: that mom that has like the bullhorn and you're gonna
Speaker 1: have like a shirt with your kid's face on it
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, Taraji p hints and my friend, Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: what I have to do. I mean it's sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's so obnoxious, But like I just
Speaker 2: I think that the world is like hard, and especially
Speaker 2: what we're doing is even harder. And sometimes I remember
Speaker 2: like having a tough go on stage, but if I
Speaker 2: hear y'all laughing it, it makes me feel safe and
Speaker 2: feel good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So and also it's like grounding to hear your
Speaker 1: friends laughing at you, yeah, because you're like, especially if
Speaker 1: you're trying something new and the room is like unsure
Speaker 1: when you get that. And I feel like when you laugh,
Speaker 1: first of all, it fills the room because you've got
Speaker 1: a loud, rude laugh, and I know that my laugh
Speaker 1: is doing the same thing. So it's you know, it's encouragement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's comedy encouragement. But also like my friend is funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if y'all ain't laughing at my friend, it's something wrong
Speaker 1: with the room. Let's reset the room. Man.
Speaker 3: Y'all are giving me seven o'clock and it's.
Speaker 1: Seven o'clock energy. We need that late show energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And speaking of shows, thank you guys so much
Speaker 2: for your coming through to the NIT and going Sunday
Speaker 2: and you're giving us hugs and you're so sweet and
Speaker 2: you're saying kind things and you're but.
Speaker 1: You're hugging out saying you smell good. Yeah, that's really
Speaker 1: all that matters to me.
Speaker 2: You're so beautiful and we really everybody who is a
Speaker 2: fan of the pod. Molly, I'm gonna get back to you, Molly,
Speaker 2: she wants to be our assistant. I promise I'm gonna
Speaker 2: call you back. I hope you're listening. She called you, No,
Speaker 2: she emailed. She emailed me because I gave her the email.
Speaker 2: But you know, I am bad with emails. And I
Speaker 2: emailed her and I was like, I'm gonna call her,
Speaker 2: and then I didn't call her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Molly had some words for me the other day.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, Sins, let me let me take a
Speaker 1: step back. She was like, I messaged you already and
Speaker 1: I was like, well, message me again. I got a
Speaker 1: lot of DM send me another message. And she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna message you and if you don't respond, and
Speaker 1: she I said, Sis, you clearly do listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast because you sound like me. But also, maybe you
Speaker 1: don't listen to the podcast because you're talking to me
Speaker 1: like me.
Speaker 2: So I said, you guys need me, And I said, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, well I like you.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, maybe maybe we do need her because she
Speaker 1: said that.
Speaker 3: I mean the way she wrote the email.
Speaker 1: What did she say in the email? Can you read
Speaker 1: like not the whole thing shout out to Johnny Dragon,
Speaker 1: read like a couple of the cliff notes.
Speaker 3: Then I have to call her, and you got to.
Speaker 1: Call her, and we'll and hopefully we'll have a little
Speaker 1: assistant for the unofficial Expert and we'll be able to
Speaker 1: give y'all the quality and the quantity of stuff that y'all.
Speaker 3: Okay, look at this wos long.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well give us you know the spark notes.
Speaker 2: Hey, Sidney, thank you so much for giving. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much for being so nice to me and giving
Speaker 2: me your email, and also for being fucking hilarious and
Speaker 2: making my life better. From unofficial Expert to sid can't cook.
Speaker 2: To be honest, sid you cannot cook, but neither can
Speaker 2: I for you for being vulnerable with the world about it. Wow,
Speaker 2: you or Marie need me as your free assistant. I'm
Speaker 2: for real attaches my resume and I'll give you a
Speaker 2: quick runtdown on my status so you know I am
Speaker 2: a cool person and perfect for the job. My name
Speaker 2: is Molly blank blank. I am twenty one years old.
Speaker 2: I already want and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Speaker 2: I'm not a Mormon, though, don't worry. Elmn l oh no,
Speaker 2: laughing my ass off. I'm actually Jue.
Speaker 3: Okay, hella, we love it, hollo, and.
Speaker 2: Kind of my whole schlick stick. Basically, I'm the Alana
Speaker 2: Glazer of Salt Lake City and everyone knows me.
Speaker 3: Would confirm this.
Speaker 1: Okay, see Alana Glazer of Salt Like. So what that means?
Speaker 1: Is you sexually free? You funny?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: As your free assistant intern, I will be your little bitch. Seriously.
Speaker 2: I will get your coffee. I will get your dry cleaning.
Speaker 2: I will clean your dirty ass refrigerators. Sorry said, not
Speaker 2: trying to drag you. I will answer emails, I will
Speaker 2: schedule things for you. I will help however you need
Speaker 2: me to. There is no catch here. I will not
Speaker 2: make you guys pay me down the road. I am
Speaker 2: not trying to use you guys to leverage my career.
Speaker 2: I will never try to slide in. Oh, can you
Speaker 2: guys get me into the comedy show. I simply and
Speaker 2: wholeheartedly just want to be paid in spending time with
Speaker 2: you guys and soaking up your knowledge and hilarity. Marie,
Speaker 2: you can pay me in smoke sessions or not. I
Speaker 2: can just watch Marie get high and then go get
Speaker 2: her some munchies from the bodega. I am literally down
Speaker 2: to get paid and hanging out with y'all.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that is so, that's really nice.
Speaker 3: I'm Molly. I'm calling you.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, Molly, I have already called you raggedy.
Speaker 3: You freaking sweet. Please don't single white female us.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking about. All you're saying all
Speaker 1: those nice things, and I'm getting Lifetime Movie Channel chills
Speaker 1: up and down my spot. She's not what the resume
Speaker 1: look like. She do excel and PowerPoint.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah she does.
Speaker 1: She's yeah, yeah yeah yeah, but what else does it say?
Speaker 1: Let me see? I just want to because I told
Speaker 1: her to send me her resume, and I told her
Speaker 1: I was gonna read it all my life. Okay, she
Speaker 1: worked volunteered for Hillary Clinton. Okay, okay. Gorgeous graduated when
Speaker 1: two thousand and uh uh Dean's list. Okay, cool, Okay,
Speaker 1: I like this for us guys listening to the pod.
Speaker 1: We're gonna post some stuff on the Instagram obviously when
Speaker 1: this episode comes out tomorrow. Ye, And we just want
Speaker 1: you guys to I don't know, I want to figure out.
Speaker 1: We gotta like test Molly or something. We gotta figure
Speaker 1: out a way to like see if she's gonna be
Speaker 1: a good assistant. So leave us comments.
Speaker 3: What makes somebody a good assistant?
Speaker 1: Right? And how can we properly test somebody to be
Speaker 1: an assistant for the unofficial expert, you know? And if
Speaker 1: there's something that you heard today that you felt like
Speaker 1: is a red flag, let us know so we know
Speaker 1: what to look out for. But honestly, she seems sweet,
Speaker 1: and she listens to the pod, And anybody who listens
Speaker 1: to the pod and then can approach us afterwards is
Speaker 1: a friend of mine. So push through. SIS. Never thought
Speaker 1: that I'd have an assistant named Molly, though.
Speaker 3: So doesn't matter. I just love the energy.
Speaker 1: Yes, keep the same energy, Sis when you're doing the
Speaker 1: assistant work though, So yeah, I think that's it. We
Speaker 1: made it to the end of the podcast, made.
Speaker 3: It fucking through. We did it, guys. I'm so fucking happy.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that I brought my black ass over here
Speaker 2: to give you a better episode, the episode you deserve,
Speaker 2: the one that you love and see us in our shining.
Speaker 2: But also, you know, dry light. It's great, Yes, it's great.
Speaker 1: Well, the sun is setting and it's very dark in
Speaker 1: this apartment, so we gotta go. I can cut the
Speaker 1: lights on. But Sydney, I'm glad you came over, and
Speaker 1: I'm glad.
Speaker 3: That you anything for you friend, that you are more than.
Speaker 1: My don king sis.
Speaker 4: You are.
Speaker 1: The wind beneath my wings, beach.
Speaker 3: I will try.
Speaker 2: It will be an anemic wing, but I got you.
Speaker 1: No, I'm the wing. You're the wind.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, my my week wind will definitely lift
Speaker 2: you up.
Speaker 1: Thank you friend. Anyway, Bye guys, Bye Molly, Bye, Love
Speaker 1: you guys forever.
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