WEBVTT - Out the Womb Dehydrated

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<v Speaker 1>Forever. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. We're doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well. What you don't know is that I'm very very

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<v Speaker 2>close to Marie right now.

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<v Speaker 1>She's touching my leg.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, I'm inside of her. Hello, Hello, anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>There inside Sidneys inside?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I came on over to Marie's house because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the zoom, the zoom, zoom zoom, don't be boom boom

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<v Speaker 2>booming sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We try to record this episode yesterday and I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't feeling it. I said, you know what, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think this is a good episode. And Sydney, being the

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<v Speaker 1>team player that she is, was like, what you need, Beach,

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<v Speaker 1>what you need us to cut out? Should I come

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<v Speaker 1>over there? And I was like, nah, my apartment looks crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It don't look bad now. I finally unpacked my suitcase

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<v Speaker 1>from New Orleans last night.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm almost there. I have like four articles in the

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<v Speaker 2>suitcase for maybe like a shirt, a pair of panties,

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<v Speaker 2>and like some random jeans or whatever. But I just

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<v Speaker 2>refuse to take everything out of my suitcase.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I know that I'm not going to be

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<v Speaker 2>getting it. I'm not going to be using the suitcase

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<v Speaker 2>anytimes in But is.

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<v Speaker 1>It clean stuff or is it dirty stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>No. What happens is when we go away and come back,

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<v Speaker 2>I take out all the dirty clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>I wash those. Anything that's clean, I leave it in

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<v Speaker 3>the suitcase.

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<v Speaker 2>I always take the dirty clothes out because nine times

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<v Speaker 2>out of ten I need those.

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<v Speaker 3>Dirty ass clothed.

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<v Speaker 1>Those the cute stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was living out of the suitcase. I would

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<v Speaker 1>take stuff out, put it on, put it back in suitcase.

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<v Speaker 2>It actually feels like you're on the road, on the

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<v Speaker 2>road again, on the road again.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just I was stepping over it. I was listen.

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<v Speaker 1>My apartment. Is what I realized yes day is my

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<v Speaker 1>apartment is too small. It's perfect for me right now

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<v Speaker 1>as a as a single person, but I need to

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<v Speaker 1>live live in a bigger place so that it won't

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<v Speaker 1>feel so cluttered. Right. But then I feel like if

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<v Speaker 1>I had more space, I would just get more stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's where you have your good friend Exhibit A.

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney has two bedrooms. Yes, and I have a whole

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<v Speaker 2>room that is the miscellaneous vanity office.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the cat room.

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<v Speaker 3>It's oh, it's still the cat room.

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<v Speaker 2>Loki and I find myself throwing things in there, putting

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<v Speaker 2>things in a corner.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's it's cluttered, it's your girl is.

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<v Speaker 2>Giving hoarder with a lowercase H, but an uppercase are

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<v Speaker 2>hoarders with a z.

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<v Speaker 3>Z z bourgeoise z. I'm a bougie hoarder at that.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I have more space, but yeah, I find

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<v Speaker 2>a way to add more thing to it.

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<v Speaker 1>And what kind of stuff are we talking about? Like so,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're buying clothes or you're putting clothes that is

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<v Speaker 1>clean in there or dirty clothes, like what's close?

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<v Speaker 3>Just close?

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<v Speaker 2>I find a way to get more clothes. I say,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any clothes. Then I get on the

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<v Speaker 2>good old www dot net w and I find more

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<v Speaker 2>things to pile into a corner or to lay on

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<v Speaker 2>top of my bed. And I always buy items that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hmm, let me get that top, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what bottom's gonna go with it. But I

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<v Speaker 2>know I'm gonna figure something out, and then I do.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's always a time where I'm like, I have

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<v Speaker 2>this top, but I don't have a bottom to go

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<v Speaker 2>with this, or I have a bottom that's like a

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<v Speaker 2>weird style it's a specific thing. And I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a top woord, so I have a lot of like

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch mac shit, and you're good at Mitch matching a mismatch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where snake and what is that cheetah? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>love a mismatch.

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<v Speaker 3>My brain is much match.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need my clothes to reflect what's going on

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<v Speaker 2>in my head.

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<v Speaker 3>And so that's a strong nose for me.

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<v Speaker 1>And yet you got statement pieces all up and through

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<v Speaker 1>that house.

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<v Speaker 2>And if only I could find those statement pieces when

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<v Speaker 2>I actually need them.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that I'll have something to do later on

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<v Speaker 2>in the night time or like a show or whatnot,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, I think I know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna wear yep. And by the time it's time to

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<v Speaker 2>get ready, I'm already late.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm already an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>In right, So I'm looking for this one thing that's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go with the pants or go with the shoes

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<v Speaker 2>or I had it in my I can't fucking find it.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Flipping over, you know, couches and underneath rugs and fucking

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<v Speaker 2>up a beautiful space that was just cleaned by our

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful Manuel and it's it's a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like, hang your shit up, or maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>need a bigger closet. I actually have two and a

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<v Speaker 2>half closets, and I'm still like two and.

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<v Speaker 3>A half closets.

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<v Speaker 1>The bathroom is ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have like a friend that's like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>set up another closet space for me, and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just set up another What did you get in a

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<v Speaker 1>storage unit? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like a rack that I can

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<v Speaker 2>use up against the wall. That kind of like what

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina has in her place. And it's just like in

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<v Speaker 2>my head, I'm like, I'm gonna plan to be a

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<v Speaker 2>more organized person, but the outcome is always like, m

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<v Speaker 2>it's a big old peanut butter and jelly.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss. It's a mess. You know, it's a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think that we're pushing through sis we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday or no on Sunday, I came home from the

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<v Speaker 1>net and my house was in such disarray. Yes, dishes,

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<v Speaker 1>I had, I had to repot some plants, so the

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<v Speaker 1>plants was in the middle of the floor. I had

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<v Speaker 1>little stacks of laundry piles all over the place in

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<v Speaker 1>my living room, and it was just like I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go to bed. I can't look at this right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I need to lay down because I

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<v Speaker 1>will leave things in my path on purpose, because I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, if I leave this right by the door,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to it's gonna be in the way. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have to deal with it and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just hurtle over it for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what you're called the textbook high functioning depressed person.

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<v Speaker 2>See like you look on the outside like, oh, you're

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<v Speaker 2>getting everything done, or you're getting pieces, you're returning some things,

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting things done right at the like second, or

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you're twenty minutes late, but you're still doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're still moving around.

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<v Speaker 2>When I move, you moved just like that, so nobody

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<v Speaker 2>really sees how like rough it is.

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<v Speaker 3>But then you too your place and shambles.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like, damn, somebody came in and robbed you

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<v Speaker 2>but left everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Sidney said, you said your room looked like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>robbed you. It didn't take anything. Yeah, they ransacked it.

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<v Speaker 2>They ransacked it, and I had nothing for them to take.

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<v Speaker 1>But it also looks worse when I have to get

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<v Speaker 1>dressed to go somewhere. If I have to get dressed,

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<v Speaker 1>the outfit in my brain usually doesn't look how I

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<v Speaker 1>want it to look. So I'm remixing it and trying

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<v Speaker 1>on other things. And after I try something on, it's

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<v Speaker 1>going on the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going on a couch on the it's going on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor. It's becoming a little bed for jelly and jam.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's a I want to know if anybody is

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<v Speaker 2>really keeping their place clean, Like, how are they doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>How are they how are they getting ready and then

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<v Speaker 2>putting things away?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>People who do that are the same people who cook

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<v Speaker 1>and while they.

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<v Speaker 3>Cook they wash their dishes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it's like who what what sorcery is that?

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<v Speaker 2>And those people are not coming when they have sex

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh yeah, oh yeah, I said it.

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<v Speaker 3>You heard it here first.

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<v Speaker 1>If you clean up after yourself while you're making a mess,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you're micromanaging.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I think. But also, what do I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a pile of laundry that's been on an

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<v Speaker 2>ottoman for four months now.

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<v Speaker 1>An automan. Yeah. Nice, Well, in order to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>figure out my life a little bit. I ordered a

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<v Speaker 1>whiteboard from that evil website. Yeah, we will not say

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<v Speaker 1>we will not say it, but you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to discuss it. You know what it is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got that, and I feel like if I

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<v Speaker 1>write everything out like one. First of all, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>write stuff that I've already done on the board so

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<v Speaker 1>I can cross it off, just so I can feel

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<v Speaker 1>good about myself. The first thing I'm gonna write on

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<v Speaker 1>the board is unpack the board. Yeah, and then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hang it up right there, or maybe I'll move

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<v Speaker 1>the easel back and I'll put it on the easel.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just woo, you gotta see the things that

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<v Speaker 2>you accomplished, because we get so overwhelmed about the things

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<v Speaker 2>that we have to do in the future that we

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<v Speaker 2>don't acknowledge the actual things that's currently happening.

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<v Speaker 3>So, I mean, it just.

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<v Speaker 2>Feels like an emotional dump of anxiety that you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm never gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Get through this.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, so I'm gonna So I'm gonna go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, like, guess, all lay down. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what like, you know, I feel like I heard

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<v Speaker 1>about like somebody like when you're really hungry, when you're

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<v Speaker 1>like family doesn't have any food. If you're hungry, you

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<v Speaker 1>just go to bed. Yeah probably that's yeah that I'm like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's too much cluttering here, I'm lay down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what I call a depression nap because it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>if I take this nap, I think that it all

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<v Speaker 2>feel better when I get up, but the problems are

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<v Speaker 2>still there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you wake up and you fall into that pile

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<v Speaker 1>of clothes. Yeah, damn, Well we're managing. At least you

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<v Speaker 1>look fantastic, friend.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the that's the great thing about a cover,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I have. I have a good cover. The cover,

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<v Speaker 2>the presentation is is amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what kind of cover you have?

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<v Speaker 1>One of those like plastic science project covers that you

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<v Speaker 1>had like slid the little plastic color piece on. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't'm talking?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I do know the book report.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah covers, that's what you're giving the see through the

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<v Speaker 2>sea through okay, yeah shiny, Yeah, you know, and I

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<v Speaker 2>used to do it in school. I would have the

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<v Speaker 2>I would buy those covers because what's inside is trash.

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<v Speaker 3>But at least I presented the trash cute, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right right. If there whatever the rubrics say, if

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<v Speaker 1>it says something about presentation, you get into ten.

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<v Speaker 3>On it exactly. Yeah, that's how I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>So you didn't do well with your book reports when

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<v Speaker 1>you were.

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<v Speaker 2>A kid, No, no, I think that, you know, low key,

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<v Speaker 2>high key. I had some learning disabilities.

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<v Speaker 3>It took me a while.

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<v Speaker 2>To comprehend things. Reading just reading is fundamental and I

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<v Speaker 2>was missing the fun and the fundamental part.

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<v Speaker 1>You're missing the demental part.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that too, that too. Then I had it. Nothing

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<v Speaker 3>was fun and there was no the mental I was mental.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. My dad used to do my book reports for me.

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<v Speaker 1>What were my school products for me? And I'd be like, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do it, and he'd be like, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get it perfect, and he would like draw my

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<v Speaker 1>book report covers for me. He like we used to

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<v Speaker 1>do the dioramas, you know that like shoe box thing

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<v Speaker 1>with the strings, and like you know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never been more jealous my dad used to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be jealous because I wanted to do him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he'd be, noa, I gotta do it. I know

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<v Speaker 1>how to glue it down and it was like, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do my project.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that's so sweet and shout out to Samuel

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<v Speaker 2>good Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Father's Day is coming up, so yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't really fuck with Father's Day because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a father. With fathers, I don't fuck

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<v Speaker 2>with fathers.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not fucking a father, and you know I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really have a father.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have banged a father before I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I have fucked the father in It was interesting because

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't look like a dad.

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<v Speaker 3>He had too many muscles. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>My ex was a trainer and you know, he had

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<v Speaker 2>a skateboard and I was just like, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you wait, the dude that's missing a ceiling as

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<v Speaker 1>a Oh he is a father.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you're really putting the pieces together. So yeah, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>you said you're doing this right and you're doing the

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<v Speaker 2>Jessic Fletcher work right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, I'm doing the Nancy Drew right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you are Okay. Well, if anybody has ever heard

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<v Speaker 2>the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Of me, remind us girl, it's a light skin man

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<v Speaker 1>with a daughter but no ceiling. Yeah, yeah that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, No, he moves into a he moved into the

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<v Speaker 2>sat the building like renovated, so he has a ceiling now.

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<v Speaker 3>But when we first when we.

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<v Speaker 2>First hooked up, it was pitch black, so I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>see anything. But when I woke up in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like something out of the candy Man.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wasn't giving hey Arnold skylight.

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, no, it was giving like I should be screaming.

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<v Speaker 3>I should be worried.

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<v Speaker 2>I should be worried if it's the type of ceiling

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<v Speaker 2>that your body should be in a in a tub

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<v Speaker 2>of ice because they took your organs out.

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<v Speaker 3>Given yes, very much hostil that too.

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<v Speaker 1>What floor was he on?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even tell you. I cannot remember a thing

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<v Speaker 2>this is. It wasn't it was not garden level because

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<v Speaker 2>it was like, nigga, you should have all your ceiling together.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, shout out to uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to people with roofs.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, shout out to uh. Oh I know

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<v Speaker 2>what I was having. I was having picklebacks. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would pick pickleback shots, jamison and pickle juice. Shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to having you know, seven eight of those. And

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<v Speaker 2>you don't really.

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<v Speaker 3>Need a ceiling. A ceiling when you're blackout.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, so I did pickleback shots for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time recently. Are you supposed to hold one in your

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and then add the other to your mouth and

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<v Speaker 1>then swallow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're supposed to. You're supposed to drink the jamison

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<v Speaker 2>and then drink the pinkleback.

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<v Speaker 1>But am I supposed to swallow them both at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you swallow one and then you swallow the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So yeah, okay, somebody was trying to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you, drinking is so disgusting that we

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<v Speaker 2>have to find ways to make it taste better. But

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<v Speaker 2>like the fact that we're drinking pickle juice like pregnant women.

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<v Speaker 2>Just let you know that jamison is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's all a little tiny bit gross. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're in college, you drink dumb stuff or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>outside of college whatever. I'm drinking rum in Rebel, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you drank that in college. I used to drink grammy.

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<v Speaker 1>In college, I was like a dark liquor person.

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<v Speaker 3>I was hypnotic.

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<v Speaker 2>I was stoley rass any flavored apples. Ooh, and I

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<v Speaker 2>love like the ocean spray cran razz juice.

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<v Speaker 3>You mix like a jungle juice.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean we the amount of hangovers we

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<v Speaker 2>would have because there was just like so much sugar

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<v Speaker 2>in anything that we are drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get hangovers in college.

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<v Speaker 3>You're an alien, Marie.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't nobody that I knew was getting hungover, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe just me, it's just you. We would have tequila

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<v Speaker 1>night every Tuesday, and I would wake up and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all want to go to Nathan's. Now, you guys want

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<v Speaker 1>to go get some burgers. It was just hangovers for

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<v Speaker 1>me is something that is fairly recent and and it's

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<v Speaker 1>still not what it is in the movies.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, I think I started out the Womb Dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why Out the Womb Dehydrated is a great title.

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<v Speaker 1>Out the Womb Dehydrated. Yeah, Andrew's not here to write

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<v Speaker 1>and write that down please, friend, Is there a pen

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<v Speaker 1>on the table?

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<v Speaker 3>We have a pin on the table House.

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<v Speaker 1>The Womb Dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is it's crazy that we're missing Andrew. How

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<v Speaker 2>many minutes are we in? We're like twenty minutes in

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<v Speaker 2>and we just acknowledge that Andrew isn't here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the birds are outside, are chirping really loud, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, it almost feels like there is a

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<v Speaker 1>third person here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, hey, oh Bana song.

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<v Speaker 1>Out the whom dehydrated? Yeah, grated. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>this made me think of Kruella, but me and Sidney

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<v Speaker 1>went to the movies the other day and we saw

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<v Speaker 1>Kruella with Emma what's her face?

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<v Speaker 3>I still both of.

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<v Speaker 1>Their names were Emma Emma Stone in real life. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Emma Stone and Emma Thompson.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not a movie buff or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did not fall asleep, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if that means anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it does.

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<v Speaker 3>I do be.

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<v Speaker 2>Falling asleep in movie theaters, and it's unfortunate because it's

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<v Speaker 2>like I did pay for the ticket. Well, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>buy the ticket on this one, but I stayed up

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<v Speaker 2>and it was cool. But like I I'm not an

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<v Speaker 2>Emma Stone own fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are the emmastone fans at?

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<v Speaker 3>Please please show right the East Stone Hive please hit us?

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, yeah, yeah, the Stone Hive. I don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever met anybody who's an Amstone fan, so that

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<v Speaker 1>but the movie was fun. They tried to p se

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<v Speaker 1>Cruella up. She didn't wear no fur, no animal skin

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<v Speaker 1>in the hole.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bullshit because we'll see movie after movie where niggas

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<v Speaker 2>are hanging from the trees, they're beating women, they're shooting,

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<v Speaker 2>they're gorge and people's eyes out.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this saucetell No?

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<v Speaker 2>This like every like slavery or like police brutality. Film

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<v Speaker 2>will see the brutality in that. But it's like skin

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<v Speaker 2>the dogs, Skin the fucking dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney said, skin the dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a good title? Skin the dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna write it down. Peter don't come for us,

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<v Speaker 1>skin the dogs. But like the way Peter comes to

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<v Speaker 1>the rescue of these animals is wild. Peta is like

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<v Speaker 1>the NRA in terms of like they just lobby. They

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<v Speaker 1>just got all this money behind them and they can

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<v Speaker 1>say whatever they want to whoever they want.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's why I was so absurd, because I like,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't hate Corolla because the reason why we were

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<v Speaker 2>so mad is because she was evil and she was

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<v Speaker 2>skinning the dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted to kill them dogs. So after we I

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<v Speaker 1>came home from watching Cruella, I had to watch the

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<v Speaker 1>Glenn Close version to cleanse my palette. And not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lie had actually never seen the Glen Close version. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's wearing like a whole leopard, like a leopard

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<v Speaker 1>body and the head on her shoulder in the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, yeah, she went and got that legit

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<v Speaker 1>fur for the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we need to see that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we saw Tiger King, which was an eight

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<v Speaker 2>part fucking docu Sriies, and.

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<v Speaker 3>You know they're literally treating the tiger so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>They're eating their feeding them.

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<v Speaker 1>They were giving them meat from Costco with something like.

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<v Speaker 3>That, just ra tatata. But we can't see in Corolla.

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<v Speaker 2>The Dalmatians. We don't even fuck with Dalmatians like that.

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<v Speaker 2>They actually don't like kids. Dalmatians don't like kids. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I am a Dalmatian. I too identify as

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<v Speaker 2>a Dalmation. Just see Dalmatian.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good title.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, just sweet Damba Dalmatian.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think her not killing the dog in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie, uh makes sense because she was so excited

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<v Speaker 1>about the dog coat in one hundred and one Dolmation,

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe that makes sense. But I just didn't believe

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<v Speaker 1>Emma Stone as a villain. The other lady I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it played a better villain than she.

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<v Speaker 3>Did, running laps around her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And I was like, I was like, sis,

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. It's a fun movie to watch, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely too long. It's like two and a half

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<v Speaker 1>hours long.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was, I was all right, I didn't I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't need to see it. I was glad I saw

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<v Speaker 2>it with the gang and some friends, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>a great thing.

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<v Speaker 3>And a great outing. I was appreciative of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But first time I've been to the movie, and like

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<v Speaker 1>the movies, in like over a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe yeah again, it was ice cold, you know, the

0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:17.720
<v Speaker 2>popcorn was fresh but stale at the same time, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a great feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>I was glad to be back.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, would I recommend anybody pay the money

0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:26.800
<v Speaker 2>to go see the movie. No, no, But if you

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<v Speaker 2>just want to experience with some friends and maybe somebody

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<v Speaker 2>who's got a you know, a business card, they want

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<v Speaker 2>to sign off, they want to, oh, like a corporate card,

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<v Speaker 2>corporate card and buy the tickets for y'all, then go

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<v Speaker 2>off king.

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<v Speaker 1>A corporate card. Wow, I went to get I was

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<v Speaker 1>at a comedy show the other day and this guy

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<v Speaker 1>came over. It was me, Paris Sachet, friend of the pod,

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<v Speaker 1>and then like two or three other people, people who

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<v Speaker 1>names that don't matter right now. And this guy came

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<v Speaker 1>over and was like, Paris, do you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>get you something to drink? And she said no, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think everybody else might be thirsty, or she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure yet, but what does everybody else want?

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<v Speaker 1>So she volunteered this man's card, corporate card for our drinks,

0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:11.760
<v Speaker 1>and everybody ordered to drink, and he tried to run

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<v Speaker 1>out on the tab at the end of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>We love to see it, I mean, now that the

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<v Speaker 2>things are open and people are out here splurgeing and

0:21:19.480 --> 0:21:23.840
<v Speaker 2>thriving and hopping and bopping. I mean, yeah, it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be Old New York if people weren't skimming and scamming

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<v Speaker 2>on the on the tabs.

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<v Speaker 1>But sir, if you got the corporate card on, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Used the corporate card just there might be a limit,

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<v Speaker 3>they might have a budget.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then he shouldn't have came over to ask for

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<v Speaker 1>the drinks. Honestly, if I asked somebody what they wanted

0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:44.600
<v Speaker 1>to drink and they you had volunteered my card for

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<v Speaker 1>four other niggas i'd be like, yeah, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>just asking for you exactly, you know. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I did do something nice for somebody yesterday. Yesterday I

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<v Speaker 1>was feeling really like in a kind of crappy mood.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't feel good or whatever whatever, and I went

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<v Speaker 1>to I went to the grocery store because I needed

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<v Speaker 1>to get milk, okay, And when I walked in, there

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<v Speaker 1>was like a guy outside the supermarket begging people to

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<v Speaker 1>get him something to eat. So I removed one AirPod,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I had to pause the music. I

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<v Speaker 1>said what was that? And he was like, can you

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<v Speaker 1>please get me something to eat? Can you help me

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<v Speaker 1>get something to eat? And I was like yeah, yeah, maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>And I went in and I was looking around and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, maybe I should get him something to

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<v Speaker 1>eat because I'm having a bad day, but I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>having a very good life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, So I was like, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>I should get him bad day, good life, great bad day,

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<v Speaker 2>good life.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that bitch's perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And so I tried to sneak out because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, the thing, the myth that I wanted,

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<v Speaker 1>it was too much. I was gonna go somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like miss can you please give me

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<v Speaker 1>something to eat? And I was like all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I said, do you want like a sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>or something? And he was like, yes, they do. Which

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<v Speaker 1>is in there? He was like, I want a salami.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like salami, pepper, pepper something and pickles. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like okay. I went back in.

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<v Speaker 3>I ordered his man. He was hungry. He didn't say

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<v Speaker 3>had taste nude.

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<v Speaker 1>I went in and then I was like, like, get

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<v Speaker 1>some chips. And then I was like, nah, I should

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<v Speaker 1>get him something healthy, like an apple. So I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the supermarket. I got him a bottle of water, like

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<v Speaker 1>a big ass of water because it was hot yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I got him a sandwich and I got him like

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<v Speaker 1>a little you know, a little Macintosh, a Galla or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the hell that The apple was, Oh those are good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I got this man a little and I put it

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<v Speaker 1>in a bag for him, and I went back in

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<v Speaker 1>and I got him some napkins. It was like I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the supermarket for mad long getting this man

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<v Speaker 1>his lunch. And I gave it to him and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, nice, you feel better. I felt better when

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<v Speaker 1>I left. Yeah good, yeah, yeah, you pass look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at me. That's what I can for the community.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you gotta do.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it on one end, you gotta have somebody

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<v Speaker 2>running out on the tap, and then on the other end,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be you passing it on and getting someone lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>And we love that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the pursuit of happiness. Girl. If they

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<v Speaker 1>ever do a movie on that man's life, there's gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>There's gonna be a scene with me and it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be It's not gonna be me, but it's gonna be. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be. It's gonna be a light skinned girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably in the movie, it's gonna be Willow Smith.

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<v Speaker 3>Light skin game.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, imagine if Drake light king girl. Imagine. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been kind of busy during the day.

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<v Speaker 2>I have like a little you have a job, now,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a little job. I'm in a little writer's

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<v Speaker 2>room or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's booked.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's cool because it's on zoom.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't get enough of zoom, you know. I just

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<v Speaker 2>follow whatever the other black people leads are and if

0:24:53.680 --> 0:24:56.600
<v Speaker 2>they have their camera off, I'm turning mine off too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. It feels good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a it's a great gig because what hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it just the screen went. I was like, oooh, okay, yeah,

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:11.240
<v Speaker 1>we own my laptop. Yeah, anyway, go ahead, you follow

0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:12.879
<v Speaker 1>what the black people are doing. If their cameras are off,

0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:13.640
<v Speaker 1>yours is off too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it's I think we're at the point of

0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:20.159
<v Speaker 2>rip zoom. We're good on it. We just don't have

0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:23.000
<v Speaker 2>that attention span anymore. We also don't want to go

0:25:23.040 --> 0:25:26.639
<v Speaker 2>to the motherfucking office, so we're we're it's a slippery slope.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, do you want to take your raggedy ass

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<v Speaker 2>to the job or do you want to be in

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<v Speaker 2>the house and also do the raggedy ass job in

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<v Speaker 2>the comfort of your dusty living room.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's a you can't have it all. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>have it all, and you can't have it your way.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not it's not burger.

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<v Speaker 1>King, but apparently a lot of people are starting to

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<v Speaker 1>quit their jobs that are asking them to come back

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<v Speaker 1>into the office. People would rather stay home and not

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<v Speaker 1>work than go into the office to work.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is a this might be

0:25:57.280 --> 0:26:00.959
<v Speaker 2>a controversial take, but we don't want to fucking work.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we don't want to work. That's not controversial. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's we.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't want to work.

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<v Speaker 2>We get mad at people who are like, no, I

0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:11.879
<v Speaker 2>don't mind being a stay at home mom or Y,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be taken care.

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<v Speaker 3>Of or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, oh, that's not you know, that's not feminism

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 2>or X, Y and Z. No, I don't give a

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<v Speaker 2>fuck what you want to put a label on. Yeah,

0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I want to sit my ass at home. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to take care of whatever kids or non kids, imaginary

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<v Speaker 2>kids that I have.

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:29.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't want to work for one anybody that

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<v Speaker 2>two a beige person, three a man. I mean there's

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<v Speaker 2>a list of people I don't want to fucking work for,

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<v Speaker 2>and right now they want us to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But the cool thing about us is we do work

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 1>for ourselves. Ultimately, we work for ourselves, and we're in

0:26:49.800 --> 0:26:52.119
<v Speaker 1>a good place to be, Like, you know, if we

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:53.680
<v Speaker 1>don't get it done, then we don't get it done.

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 1>And the only person that we have to blame for

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<v Speaker 1>not making our coins is us.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, gratitude, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not saying gratitude, I'm saying we work for ourselves. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, I mean at times there are things that

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:11.760
<v Speaker 1>we need to do for other people, other people's projects

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 1>that we're working on, and that's who that can be

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:17.440
<v Speaker 1>hard because you know, the team that they hired might

0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 1>not be the team that we would have hired right

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.719
<v Speaker 1>right in terms of like hair and makeup or the

0:27:22.760 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 1>writers or whatever whatever whatever. But I don't know, it

0:27:28.119 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 1>doesn't get easier, no working working for yourself versus working

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:34.400
<v Speaker 1>for somebody else.

0:27:34.600 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, when you work for yourself, you kind of have

0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:40.680
<v Speaker 2>a vision of what you want to be doing and

0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:45.320
<v Speaker 2>what your POV is and what you think should be

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 2>out there, like whether a show or you know, comedy,

0:27:49.680 --> 0:27:50.000
<v Speaker 2>you know.

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.520
<v Speaker 3>Et cetera, et cetera, So you're in charge of that.

0:27:52.720 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 2>When you, you know, get hired for somebody else's gig, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you are going to be play whatever you think it's

0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:04.119
<v Speaker 2>best for you, but overall they're gonna edit it the

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<v Speaker 2>way they want to tell it them.

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:11.399
<v Speaker 3>Look whatever, you know, you don't have that say no.

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 2>So that's another reason why I don't really like other

0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:17.120
<v Speaker 2>people's projects, because they get to do whatever the fuck

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:17.680
<v Speaker 2>they want.

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 1>And you'll be there for matt hours and then you

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 1>watch the final thing, and you'd be like, what you

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:27.280
<v Speaker 1>cut it down to thirty seconds? You know what I mean?

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I had to get up early, get there on time,

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:33.720
<v Speaker 1>took a car to the location, and then you watch

0:28:33.760 --> 0:28:36.199
<v Speaker 1>the actual video or you watch the clip and you're like,

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm barely in this thing at all.

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:38.440
<v Speaker 3>But it's a blessing.

0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 2>It's a blessing because it's a credit and it's yeah,

0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 2>it's gratitude.

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Its gratitude, gratitude.

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Gratitude, gratitude. That's a great title, gratitude gratitude. Like Mary, Mary,

0:28:48.080 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 2>your gratitude gratitude attitude attitude. Huh gratitude attitude attitude.

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, since, well, what's something that you're grateful for right now?

0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 1>What's your gratitude attitude?

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 2>To be honest, I think I am missing gratitude.

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm missing it. Yeah.

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's easy to sit back and think about the

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 2>stuff that you don't have and where you're not at

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:12.720
<v Speaker 2>and where you should.

0:29:12.360 --> 0:29:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Be, and especially now because we are surrounded by friends

0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 1>with shows who got billboards, Like I went to the bank,

0:29:22.600 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I went to Chase a couple of weeks ago, and

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:29.120
<v Speaker 1>there was a giant billboard, like a giant Z Way

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 1>billboard across from my bank.

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Shout out to z Way and doing her damn thing.

0:29:33.640 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like God, you like wow, Yeah, and then

0:29:38.880 --> 0:29:40.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, then you come home and you watch Sam

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Jay show and you're like, wow, another person with a

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>TV show.

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 3>Shout out to Sam Jay.

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Shot pause, shout out to everybody with a show. But

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>like it is, it's easier, I feel like now to

0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:59.080
<v Speaker 1>not be grateful for what you have because you're looking

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 1>at what everybody else has and it's really visible.

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but if you think about it, there's somebody that's,

0:30:04.920 --> 0:30:07.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, four steps away from you that's thinking they

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 2>would love to be in your spot.

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh you mean Johnny Dragon?

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:15.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Johnny Dragon, Johnny Dragon. We had a review.

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Remember we dragged the person who wrote us about you know,

0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:25.240
<v Speaker 2>how we can get them closer to the A list celebrities.

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 3>That are our friends.

0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 2>How do we get him closer so he could work

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:29.160
<v Speaker 2>with them?

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:33.480
<v Speaker 2>You know, he wrote a review on iTunes and it

0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 2>was very honest for him.

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and Marie, why don't you read it?

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, first of all, the title is good pod, but

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 1>don't email them. Okay, four stars, this is funny. They

0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:49.360
<v Speaker 1>do seem cool. This is informative too. You'll learn things

0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:52.640
<v Speaker 1>about lifestyles and situations you've never heard of or been

0:30:52.640 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 1>in before. I even say it's probably one of the

0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:59.360
<v Speaker 1>best women led pods out there. But don't email them

0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 1>unless you have have good self esteem and traditionally attractive features. Wow.

0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 1>So right, mm hmm. They're not as nice as you

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 1>think they are. If Marie reads it, she won't read

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing, and they won't say anything about your

0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 1>picture if you look a certain way. I will say

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.680
<v Speaker 1>their advice will push you and sometimes even help, and

0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:22.200
<v Speaker 1>there's definitely value in that. But this ain't no soft touch.

0:31:22.600 --> 0:31:24.920
<v Speaker 1>If you email them, you better really think about what

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 1>you're saying. They're not your friends, they're your hosts. I

0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 1>guess we should already know that probably what they would

0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 1>say and agree with, but I'm positive not all of

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:36.200
<v Speaker 1>us do, and this is a warning for those people.

0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Other than that, it's mostly top notch, but maybe don't

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 1>ask them for advice, at least for now. Four stars.

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:46.480
<v Speaker 1>So it was like, kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think about that? Sis?

0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:52.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like this review is kind of

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:55.080
<v Speaker 1>like his email that he sent us. Yeah, it's a

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:56.880
<v Speaker 1>little bit of good and a little bit of bad.

0:31:57.320 --> 0:32:00.840
<v Speaker 3>But ultimately the way you're wording things, honey, it's not us.

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 3>It's a little backhanded.

0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:06.120
<v Speaker 1>He said. If you email them, you better really think

0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:08.520
<v Speaker 1>about what you're saying. They're not your friends.

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we let me just let's just say this, Okay.

0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 3>We get a lot of positive reviews.

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 2>There's tons of people who write us nice things, and

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 2>we read them and we look at them and get

0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 2>the dms and it feels good.

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:27.160
<v Speaker 3>It feels great. But you know, we also are people,

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 3>and you.

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Know, we're doing comedy every night, and we have comedy online,

0:32:31.960 --> 0:32:34.600
<v Speaker 2>and there's sometimes people say things.

0:32:34.360 --> 0:32:36.560
<v Speaker 3>To us that we're like, what the fuck?

0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Like we are human beings too, We have blood pumping

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:40.320
<v Speaker 2>through our veins.

0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 1>We are sensativa, like sensitiva that we.

0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Are just like you. So our feelings get hurt as well.

0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:52.719
<v Speaker 2>So if we ever feel slided or we read things,

0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:56.080
<v Speaker 2>whenever we can read something, we will reread them until

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like ingrained in us, until we actually have a

0:32:59.480 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 2>problem with listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the great Eric abadou One said, keep in mind,

0:33:04.320 --> 0:33:06.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Amen, snapstocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So for you to send an email that is

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:18.840
<v Speaker 1>worded kind of like a backhanded compliment. Yeah, babe, we

0:33:18.960 --> 0:33:20.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna read it and feel a way about it. But

0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:23.760
<v Speaker 1>also if the email got seventeen paragraphs and this is

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.760
<v Speaker 1>double space and it's twelve point fond and it's Times

0:33:26.800 --> 0:33:29.000
<v Speaker 1>New Roman, like, I will read the whole thing.

0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I try, I try. I read the whole thing.

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 2>And obviously, you know, you know, hooked on phonics didn't

0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 2>work for works for me, and you said, did it work?

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 2>Didn't work for me, and so you know, it's it's

0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 2>a little it's a rough to see more than two paragraphs,

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, it.

0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Happened, Johnny. Let's start over.

0:33:46.880 --> 0:33:51.440
<v Speaker 2>You know, I send us another photo. I don't remember

0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 2>your picture book. We said that everybody who writes us

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 2>is attractive, everyone hot, hot listeners, every single brad.

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:06.719
<v Speaker 1>We always give glowing reviews of people's face five stars. Actually, so, Johnny,

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 1>you saying that you sent us that five page letter

0:34:10.840 --> 0:34:13.880
<v Speaker 1>and a photo and we didn't say nothing about your photo.

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, because we were too upset about the first two paragraphs. Honey,

0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I didn't get to your photo, so please resend.

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah to recap. He said we were medium famous or

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 1>something like that, like not famous, but I'm yeah, basically

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 1>called this Kathy Griffin.

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Let's start over, Johnny Dragons, and you know, let's move forward.

0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:39.200
<v Speaker 3>It happens. We're people, and we were.

0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Learning and growing, and I think this is going to

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:42.920
<v Speaker 2>be an outstanding summer.

0:34:43.280 --> 0:34:44.840
<v Speaker 3>And I don't want to make enemies.

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:47.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, I already have enough people who've been inside

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.719
<v Speaker 2>me who are enemies now, okay, enemies of the state. Yeah,

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't need I don't need that from somebody like you,

0:34:54.560 --> 0:34:56.239
<v Speaker 2>who's probably very lovely, you know.

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Also, what was the bad advice? What we gave you advice?

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:03.720
<v Speaker 1>We answered your quest you asked, I don't remember. He asked,

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 1>how do how does he get in touch with people

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>who are on the rise?

0:35:08.920 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 3>Stars on the rise?

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:12.880
<v Speaker 1>And I said, you have to start working with the

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.160
<v Speaker 1>people who are on the same level as you, and

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>as y'all become more successful, that's who is the next,

0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:23.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, the next group of famous people or medium

0:35:23.040 --> 0:35:26.840
<v Speaker 1>famous people or whatever the hell he had asked us about. Yeah,

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:28.879
<v Speaker 1>work with the people on your level. Don't don't work

0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 1>up work debt, work horizontal, horizontal, yeah, whatever. Anyway, that

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 1>was the review that we wanted to read and recap,

0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 1>but it is what it is.

0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 2>We're starting over. Yeah, we're friends again. Hey boo, you

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 2>look so good. I can already tell. Your forehead is

0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 2>very moisturized, your hairline is intact, and you.

0:35:51.680 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Don't have black elbows or black knees and the same

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:55.839
<v Speaker 1>color as the rest of your body.

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 2>And you're the type of person that orders rose and

0:35:58.040 --> 0:36:00.759
<v Speaker 2>you don't drink with a straw, okay, and that's my

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:01.800
<v Speaker 2>favorite type of person.

0:36:02.160 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 1>You order sashido peppers for the table.

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Who class culture? Culture?

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Culture? Yes, culture?

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:18.239
<v Speaker 3>So for me, uh, you know in other news, you.

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:22.719
<v Speaker 2>Know, I I miss my girlfriend tremendouslydously. I miss her

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:28.040
<v Speaker 2>so much and it sucks. I don't really do l d's.

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:33.920
<v Speaker 2>It's not really for me. I do long Z, but

0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 2>not long Z. Yeah, and I just it's tough. I mean,

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 2>we're both working and we get it. That's the thing

0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 2>about being with somebody in the industry. It's just like

0:36:46.480 --> 0:36:47.320
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna be busy.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 3>If I wasn't busy, I would already be where I

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:50.600
<v Speaker 3>need to be.

0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:53.239
<v Speaker 1>But you weren't busy, you would be unbooked and you

0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 1>would be available.

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:59.479
<v Speaker 2>And that don't get nobody's panties wet news doesn't. Yeah,

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:03.520
<v Speaker 2>so I gotta work, she gotta work. And so it

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:09.279
<v Speaker 2>is truly tough, truly tough. When I tell you, I

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:12.919
<v Speaker 2>haven't missed anybody like this ever.

0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's wild. But like, you've never been in love

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:25.120
<v Speaker 1>like this, love like this before. I never knew there

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:35.120
<v Speaker 1>was love like this before. I couldn't hit it.

0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:37.080
<v Speaker 4>Just show me love.

0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Like this before. Yeah, you've never been in love like

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:43.960
<v Speaker 1>this before?

0:37:44.920 --> 0:37:45.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah I could.

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:51.200
<v Speaker 2>I just I haven't had this type of love at

0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:52.360
<v Speaker 2>this time in my life.

0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:56.800
<v Speaker 1>So when you move away and leave me three thousand

0:37:56.920 --> 0:38:03.640
<v Speaker 1>miles away, what what's gonna happen to me? What's gonna

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:05.799
<v Speaker 1>happen to us? Because then we're gonna be a long

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:06.799
<v Speaker 1>distance relationship.

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:09.480
<v Speaker 3>I know I will have to You'll get fluid out.

0:38:09.960 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Damn, you're gonna have to say you're gonna be

0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 1>a long distance relationship with somebody for the rest of

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:19.080
<v Speaker 1>your life. Well not the rest of your life, because

0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:20.359
<v Speaker 1>I'll probably be in LA for a little bit.

0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:23.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll find a way to get you over to LA.

0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 2>And you know there's gonna be other rooms in the place.

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:30.240
<v Speaker 1>So yes, yes, I'm not trying to be roommates with y'all.

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:33.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm just you don't want a Three's Company? It No,

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:38.480
<v Speaker 2>My god, company is hot. We need to make that

0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 2>fucking show.

0:38:39.239 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what was three Is Company? Because I didn't

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:41.759
<v Speaker 1>watch that show.

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Three's Company was like two girls and a guy and

0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I think the guy was into one of the girls

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:50.359
<v Speaker 2>or something like that. Okay, it was a big show.

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't really into it, but I think that that

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:53.920
<v Speaker 2>was a premise. Let's look it up.

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Three Is Company. The other day I saw a poster

0:38:57.640 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 1>for Matt About You, and that was another show that

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I had no watched, but it looked like older white people.

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 1>It was giving people in their late thirties early forties.

0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 2>The story revolves around three single roommates, Janet Wood, Christy

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 2>snow Jack Tripper, who all platonically live in a Santa Monica, California,

0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 2>apartment complex owned by Stanley Roper and Helen Roper. After

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Norman Fell and Audrey Linley left the series in nineteen

0:39:29.280 --> 0:39:34.239
<v Speaker 2>seventy nine for their own sitcom, Don Knotts joined the

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 2>cast at the roommate's new building manager. Okay, so the

0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:43.240
<v Speaker 2>show chronicles the escapades and high jinks of The Trio's

0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Constant misunderstandings, social lives, and financial struggles our top ten

0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:53.400
<v Speaker 2>hit from nineteen seventy seven to nineteen eighty three. The

0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 2>series has remained popular in syndication and through DVD releases.

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 2>The show also spawned similar spin offs that Man about

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:07.080
<v Speaker 2>the House had the Robbers, and Threes, a crowd based

0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 2>upon George and Mildred and Robin's Nest, respectively.

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I hate all the words, all the names you just said, George, Mildred.

0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it no, yep, yep, nineteen seventy what to nineteen

0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 1>eighty what news? It was never that's before all of

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:21.399
<v Speaker 1>our time.

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the older listeners though, because I know

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:25.840
<v Speaker 1>we got some people who did watch.

0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 3>Respect the elders.

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:27.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shout out to.

0:40:27.840 --> 0:40:29.080
<v Speaker 3>Y'all, respect your elders.

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Shout out to people listening in Santa Monica too, because

0:40:31.960 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 1>you know Santa Monica, Santa Monica. Okay, So you trying

0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>to get me to do three his company with you,

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:43.120
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if I could do that, but okay, I.

0:40:43.040 --> 0:40:44.600
<v Speaker 3>Don't know, Marie. I think you can.

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 2>You'll get more miles, you know, occasionally, you'll get first class.

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:53.120
<v Speaker 3>I'll work it out.

0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:54.760
<v Speaker 1>You've flown first class before?

0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:55.799
<v Speaker 3>Mah, I have?

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:57.520
<v Speaker 1>How was that? What airline was that?

0:40:57.840 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. It was fine.

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:02.440
<v Speaker 2>When I was, I was like the salmon was or no,

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:05.360
<v Speaker 2>it was locks or something. It was smoked salmon, like

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:07.720
<v Speaker 2>it was a little appetizer and it was so fucking good.

0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:10.400
<v Speaker 2>And then they had like a steak and it was

0:41:10.480 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 2>it was yummy.

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:11.560
<v Speaker 3>It was cool.

0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I had a good time, but like, I don't like traveling.

0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:17.319
<v Speaker 2>It's not really for me. I just want to get there.

0:41:17.719 --> 0:41:20.319
<v Speaker 2>You want to tell, yeah, if we could get in

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:23.279
<v Speaker 2>a private jet PJ, that'd be lovely, because then I

0:41:23.320 --> 0:41:25.400
<v Speaker 2>don't want to do it. I don't want to be

0:41:25.400 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 2>amongst them, the crowd commoners. Wow, yes, Sydney, the pedestrians.

0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Pedestrian Sydney is giving diet Cruela Deville. It's giving young

0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:38.720
<v Speaker 1>melanated Cruela Deville. You don't want to be with the poores.

0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:40.839
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to with the commoners. You don't want

0:41:40.840 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 1>to be with the plebeians. Plebeians. I feel like the

0:41:44.680 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 1>word is right that I just used.

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:47.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't know write that down.

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:49.279
<v Speaker 1>Plebians. I don't know how to write it, but I

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:52.879
<v Speaker 1>think there's a you win it plebians. Okay, so you're

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>you miss your boo, sis I. I had a moment

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>yesterday where I missed my old dude too. What Yeah,

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 1>And I think it's the first time that I truly

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:09.360
<v Speaker 1>felt like I missed him. And I was in the

0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:13.359
<v Speaker 1>back of his uber listening to a ballad, tearing and

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:14.560
<v Speaker 1>crying into my mask.

0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:17.360
<v Speaker 2>That's some of the best tears I've ever had in

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 2>the back of an uber. Ooh, and don't let it

0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:20.240
<v Speaker 2>be a pool bitch.

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:42:21.200 --> 0:42:23.240
<v Speaker 2>There's been times where I was crying in a pool

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:26.279
<v Speaker 2>and the other person was passed out, laid up on

0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:31.080
<v Speaker 2>the window just now breathing, just breathing. The fog is

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:34.600
<v Speaker 2>coming up, dank, nasty, and I'm just looking and the

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:36.840
<v Speaker 2>drivers could see. I know that he saw me in

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 2>his rearview mirror crying and didn't even ask me, AmAm

0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:43.400
<v Speaker 2>amss you good, none of that. He minded his fucking business.

0:42:43.480 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 2>And then he turned the radio up.

0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he turned it out. That ally, turn the music up.

0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk about what I feel. Let

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 1>me feel what I feel, and you know, otherwise, cut

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:56.880
<v Speaker 1>the cameras off. Dead ass, dead ass. But no, I

0:42:56.960 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>it was silent. I think maybe three tiers fell, it

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:03.919
<v Speaker 1>might have been two, one on each eye. And then

0:43:04.760 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 1>the first tear made my mask saggy, and I was mad.

0:43:09.160 --> 0:43:11.759
<v Speaker 1>I was mad that I was crying. I was mad

0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 1>that my mask was wet. I was mad that I

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 1>was able to admit to myself in the backseat of

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:20.200
<v Speaker 1>this funky ass uber because I got in the car

0:43:20.239 --> 0:43:22.799
<v Speaker 1>and it smelled. The car smelled, but I couldn't roll

0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 1>my window down because the AC was on, and it

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:29.920
<v Speaker 1>was just like trapped in this like fart uber with

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:31.799
<v Speaker 1>my tears and.

0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Fart uber with tears, good time.

0:43:34.000 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Fart uber with my tears. Yeah, it smelled like ass.

0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's why I was crying, because the fart was

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:39.720
<v Speaker 1>in my eyes.

0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:42.879
<v Speaker 2>It maybe had like a hints of onions, so that's

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 2>why you were crying.

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was given salami onions and a gizzard. I

0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 1>can't but yeah, last night after I don't know how

0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:57.560
<v Speaker 1>many months it's been. However many months, is the first

0:43:57.600 --> 0:44:01.360
<v Speaker 1>time that I was like, wow, I miss yeah blank,

0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:05.880
<v Speaker 1>that's blank blank blank blank blank, I miss blank, miss blank.

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 3>It's a good title too.

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I missed dot dot dot I miss blank. Well what okay? Well?

0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:19.200
<v Speaker 1>You miss somebody. I missed somebody. I'm using the past

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 1>ten I've been missing you.

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:26.080
<v Speaker 3>I've kind way.

0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Or Hobbyssie.

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:34.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you hit that note, friend, but

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:35.399
<v Speaker 2>ye take it out.

0:44:36.600 --> 0:44:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to do the total part. When when where.

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:44.719
<v Speaker 2>We tub?

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:49.239
<v Speaker 3>I haven't missing you?

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Somebody tell me why, Oh, that's such a good song

0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:56.720
<v Speaker 1>for karaoke.

0:44:57.719 --> 0:45:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, Okay, so we should that's a good

0:45:00.760 --> 0:45:01.520
<v Speaker 2>song for karaoke.

0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:03.919
<v Speaker 1>Okay, me and my sisters saying that at karaoke once

0:45:03.960 --> 0:45:05.040
<v Speaker 1>and it was a performance.

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Next time we go to karaoke that, I think that

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:08.239
<v Speaker 2>will be that'll be our hits.

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 1>We need a third person though, to do the Diddy parts.

0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:17.439
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's kind of hard, which you're not around. Okay, okay, okay,

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:19.480
<v Speaker 1>so we miss things. Whatever. We're gonna get work done.

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:22.879
<v Speaker 1>We're writing things down, We're we're trying to get laundry done.

0:45:23.680 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 1>My therapist told me that instead of saving all of

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:28.360
<v Speaker 1>my laundry for once a month to do it, I

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 1>should do laundry once a week. And I was like,

0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:33.279
<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a lot, and should do once a week.

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:45:33.680 --> 0:45:36.200
<v Speaker 2>I drop it off like they come and pick it

0:45:36.280 --> 0:45:40.240
<v Speaker 2>up and cost twelve dollars. And yeah, sometimes my panties

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:41.040
<v Speaker 2>are missing.

0:45:40.760 --> 0:45:43.960
<v Speaker 1>But panties are missing. Yeah the fenties.

0:45:44.719 --> 0:45:47.360
<v Speaker 2>No, not the good ones, just like the regular black

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:48.880
<v Speaker 2>ones from Rainbow.

0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:49.799
<v Speaker 1>So when not come in a pack?

0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:53.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the pack panties missing. That's a good title, panties missing. Yeah,

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:56.279
<v Speaker 2>we should actually use that title because people will click

0:45:56.320 --> 0:45:56.560
<v Speaker 2>on that.

0:45:56.880 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, hold on, let's let's look at what we have

0:45:59.239 --> 0:46:06.680
<v Speaker 1>so far. We have panties missing, I miss blank, fart ubers,

0:46:07.320 --> 0:46:15.919
<v Speaker 1>a bad day, good life, gratitude, attitude, just be dominations out,

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:17.120
<v Speaker 1>the womb dehydrated.

0:46:17.640 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh out the womb dehydrated.

0:46:19.080 --> 0:46:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Death slap out the womb dehydrated.

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:23.200
<v Speaker 3>That sounds a that's a bob.

0:46:23.400 --> 0:46:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Panties missing, bad day, good life.

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:28.560
<v Speaker 3>I love all of this.

0:46:29.160 --> 0:46:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's I think it's great. I'm glad

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:32.799
<v Speaker 1>that you were able to come over so we can

0:46:32.840 --> 0:46:35.000
<v Speaker 1>do this episode again. The one that we recorded, it

0:46:35.040 --> 0:46:38.000
<v Speaker 1>felt like we weren't really friends on that episode. Really yeah,

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:40.319
<v Speaker 1>I was like, are we cool? Like what is this?

0:46:40.800 --> 0:46:41.040
<v Speaker 4>Well?

0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:42.120
<v Speaker 3>I think what it is.

0:46:42.160 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 2>It is like if we're talking about our personal lives,

0:46:46.320 --> 0:46:49.319
<v Speaker 2>then it's easy to be on the same page because

0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:51.600
<v Speaker 2>it's like, I'm not going to say that's wrong, that's right.

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 2>But when we have opinions about topical stuff, I mean,

0:46:56.280 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 2>usually we don't have the same.

0:46:58.239 --> 0:47:02.319
<v Speaker 1>We don't know. I I hear what you're saying.

0:47:02.360 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 3>M h.

0:47:03.040 --> 0:47:06.440
<v Speaker 1>But it just it didn't feel like something that I

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:09.280
<v Speaker 1>would want to listen to. Okay, it was like, ah,

0:47:09.320 --> 0:47:11.399
<v Speaker 1>it just felt like fun.

0:47:11.440 --> 0:47:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Fact, Marie doesn't listen to podcasts, so that's hilarious that

0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:15.719
<v Speaker 2>you say it's not something that you would want to.

0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Listen But when we when we record a fire Ass episode,

0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I will go back and listen to it when it

0:47:20.400 --> 0:47:20.799
<v Speaker 1>comes out.

0:47:20.880 --> 0:47:21.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's good.

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:23.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't listen to a podcasts because I don't like

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:27.279
<v Speaker 1>listening to my voice me neither. Oh excuse me?

0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh I legit.

0:47:29.719 --> 0:47:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Actually have gotten to the point of I'm at that

0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:37.520
<v Speaker 2>level of ooh, do I despise my voice? I hate

0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:40.279
<v Speaker 2>like I'm like, oh my god. I think I know

0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:44.400
<v Speaker 2>why the girls, I know, other girlies don't talk on

0:47:44.560 --> 0:47:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Instagram because they might have annoying voices and that takes away,

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:50.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, from their appeal.

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:54.359
<v Speaker 1>You know, I heard Lori Harvey's voice the other day.

0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Voice it's regular, right, but she doesn't talk on Instagram

0:47:57.560 --> 0:47:59.439
<v Speaker 1>at all, but I heard her voice for the first time.

0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:02.120
<v Speaker 1>She did like one of those Vogue makeup videos. Yeah

0:48:02.200 --> 0:48:04.680
<v Speaker 1>she's fine, And everyone in the comments was like, I've

0:48:04.680 --> 0:48:05.960
<v Speaker 1>been here to see what she sounds like.

0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:08.959
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's cool. Sounds she doesn't.

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't have a vocal fry. She doesn't sound like

0:48:11.680 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 2>a Kardashian or anything like that. She's got like a

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:17.960
<v Speaker 2>normal voice. It's it's like it's not too sexy, but

0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:21.760
<v Speaker 2>it's it's it's like chill. She seems like a chill girl,

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:25.680
<v Speaker 2>like she does seem she's not doing too much and

0:48:25.719 --> 0:48:29.279
<v Speaker 2>she's not like you're she's not pulling up.

0:48:29.200 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Being She's not Billie Eilish.

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah she's not so weety.

0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:34.680
<v Speaker 1>She's oh sweety.

0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:39.160
<v Speaker 3>High streets. The streets are calling us right now, pause

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 3>for a street sounds.

0:48:41.640 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think that I am gonna be one

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:47.080
<v Speaker 1>of these people who stops talking on Instagram.

0:48:47.560 --> 0:48:52.840
<v Speaker 3>What Yeah, Marie, I love No, you are so funny.

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean I say it all the time, and it's like, Okay,

0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:57.759
<v Speaker 2>get off Maurice's dick. That's a good title, Get off

0:48:57.800 --> 0:48:58.719
<v Speaker 2>Marie's dick, But.

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:03.280
<v Speaker 1>That's merch. Get off, Maurice Dick is merch.

0:49:04.840 --> 0:49:07.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just one of your biggest fans. So

0:49:08.480 --> 0:49:10.440
<v Speaker 2>anytime you say something.

0:49:10.200 --> 0:49:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Sydney, I truly when you say that, I truly

0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:16.759
<v Speaker 1>believe that I am like my biggest cheerleader and I

0:49:17.080 --> 0:49:18.800
<v Speaker 1>love that for me, And honestly, I feel like I

0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:21.600
<v Speaker 1>should be a better cheerleader to you. I should be

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:23.279
<v Speaker 1>nicer to you. I'm gonna be nicer to you moving

0:49:23.280 --> 0:49:26.720
<v Speaker 1>forward until we die. What do you mean be nicer

0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 1>to you, Sydney. You're very nice. I'm nice. I'm as

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:31.839
<v Speaker 1>nice as that could be to you, I know, But

0:49:32.239 --> 0:49:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like you are like you know, when

0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:37.680
<v Speaker 1>people are boxing in the ring and there's like that

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:40.319
<v Speaker 1>like manager dude that like gives them the shoulder rub

0:49:40.360 --> 0:49:41.200
<v Speaker 1>and gives them a pep.

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:42.880
<v Speaker 3>Talk when they're.

0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm running my mouth mountain, I'm boxing Floyd Mayweather, and

0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:53.839
<v Speaker 1>you're like, girl, you do it great out there. You're

0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 1>spraying water, you're giving me gum. You're like, you know,

0:49:57.040 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 1>you're putting that sen on my eyebrow.

0:50:02.200 --> 0:50:04.360
<v Speaker 3>That is such a great visual.

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:06.440
<v Speaker 1>But that's who you are for me.

0:50:06.560 --> 0:50:08.760
<v Speaker 3>You're like that. That would be an amazing sketch.

0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:12.520
<v Speaker 1>You ring in me, I'm getting my ass whooped. In

0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:15.759
<v Speaker 1>my life, it's just you and me, and the time,

0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:19.239
<v Speaker 1>it's just I'm fighting anxiety and I'm losing, and you're like,

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:20.759
<v Speaker 1>you're doing great, sweetie.

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you look great.

0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:24.239
<v Speaker 1>Your body looks good. You're double time.

0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:25.840
<v Speaker 3>You Look at my friend.

0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Look at she getting her ass, but look at him

0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:32.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking ass. Look at my friend, she's doing it. She's

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 2>and yeah.

0:50:32.719 --> 0:50:35.680
<v Speaker 1>That so I feel like I should be like if

0:50:35.719 --> 0:50:37.759
<v Speaker 1>you were the boxer in this analogy, then I'm like

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of your don King. I'm like helping you get

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:45.040
<v Speaker 1>stuff done, but I'm also like doing things for me.

0:50:45.239 --> 0:50:54.560
<v Speaker 1>You know my right, you're in sa don King. I'm

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 1>writing don King down as possible. You're my don King,

0:50:58.520 --> 0:50:59.239
<v Speaker 1>You're a grand king.

0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:01.680
<v Speaker 3>That's a great time. Please take a picture of all

0:51:01.760 --> 0:51:03.400
<v Speaker 3>that so I can put it in the notes and

0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:06.839
<v Speaker 3>post it. That's so funny. Yeah, I don't.

0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I think that's I don't know anything else but to

0:51:11.680 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 2>be that because when I was working as a waitress,

0:51:16.000 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 2>that's the that's the vibes that we had of each other.

0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 3>We just kind of like the girls always showed up

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:23.720
<v Speaker 3>to my shows.

0:51:24.040 --> 0:51:28.360
<v Speaker 2>They were like number one fans and told everybody about me.

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:31.520
<v Speaker 2>And because they showed me that, I was like, oh

0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I have to it felt good, you made it made

0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:35.480
<v Speaker 2>you feel.

0:51:35.160 --> 0:51:36.680
<v Speaker 3>Like special, you know.

0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 2>So it reminds me of like, yeah, I like when

0:51:41.680 --> 0:51:44.200
<v Speaker 2>people do that for me, but I also I truly

0:51:44.280 --> 0:51:46.440
<v Speaker 2>love doing it for my friends because it makes me

0:51:46.520 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 2>feel good.

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:50.240
<v Speaker 1>But that's what's so cool about when you do it, Sidney,

0:51:50.400 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 1>is you do it because you don't know how to

0:51:52.520 --> 0:51:56.840
<v Speaker 1>not do it. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, I feel like

0:51:56.840 --> 0:52:00.759
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be an awesome mom. Really yeah, because you

0:52:00.920 --> 0:52:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you might not teach them how to like

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:04.280
<v Speaker 1>read that well or nothing.

0:52:04.080 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 3>Like that, but shut up.

0:52:08.440 --> 0:52:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, y'all gonna be trying to read the words

0:52:11.360 --> 0:52:13.919
<v Speaker 1>together a bit. Y'are both gonna be sounding things out.

0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:19.719
<v Speaker 1>But every game, every Science Fair, every Girl Scout meeting, Like,

0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:22.040
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be the mom that is like you know,

0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 1>you don't how like at graduations they always say hold

0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 1>your applause until all the names have been called, and

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:29.560
<v Speaker 1>none of the black families ever listen. You gonna be

0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:32.560
<v Speaker 1>that mom that has like the bullhorn and you're gonna

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:34.600
<v Speaker 1>have like a shirt with your kid's face on it

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:36.080
<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna be you.

0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:38.399
<v Speaker 2>Know, yeah, Taraji p hints and my friend, Yeah, you're

0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:40.840
<v Speaker 2>what I have to do. I mean it's sometimes I'm like,

0:52:40.880 --> 0:52:43.000
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it's so obnoxious, But like I just

0:52:43.920 --> 0:52:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I think that the world is like hard, and especially

0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:53.880
<v Speaker 2>what we're doing is even harder. And sometimes I remember

0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:57.480
<v Speaker 2>like having a tough go on stage, but if I

0:52:57.600 --> 0:53:01.680
<v Speaker 2>hear y'all laughing it, it makes me feel safe and

0:53:01.719 --> 0:53:02.320
<v Speaker 2>feel good.

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:05.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So and also it's like grounding to hear your

0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:08.640
<v Speaker 1>friends laughing at you, yeah, because you're like, especially if

0:53:08.640 --> 0:53:12.200
<v Speaker 1>you're trying something new and the room is like unsure

0:53:12.360 --> 0:53:15.200
<v Speaker 1>when you get that. And I feel like when you laugh,

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:18.160
<v Speaker 1>first of all, it fills the room because you've got

0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:20.799
<v Speaker 1>a loud, rude laugh, and I know that my laugh

0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:25.560
<v Speaker 1>is doing the same thing. So it's you know, it's encouragement. Yeah,

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:29.880
<v Speaker 1>it's comedy encouragement. But also like my friend is funny. Yeah,

0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:32.359
<v Speaker 1>if y'all ain't laughing at my friend, it's something wrong

0:53:32.400 --> 0:53:34.600
<v Speaker 1>with the room. Let's reset the room. Man.

0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Y'all are giving me seven o'clock and it's.

0:53:37.960 --> 0:53:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Seven o'clock energy. We need that late show energy.

0:53:41.200 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And speaking of shows, thank you guys so much

0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:48.120
<v Speaker 2>for your coming through to the NIT and going Sunday

0:53:48.239 --> 0:53:51.400
<v Speaker 2>and you're giving us hugs and you're so sweet and

0:53:51.440 --> 0:53:53.160
<v Speaker 2>you're saying kind things and you're but.

0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:55.959
<v Speaker 1>You're hugging out saying you smell good. Yeah, that's really

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:56.920
<v Speaker 1>all that matters to me.

0:53:56.960 --> 0:54:00.319
<v Speaker 2>You're so beautiful and we really everybody who is a

0:54:00.320 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 2>fan of the pod. Molly, I'm gonna get back to you, Molly,

0:54:04.400 --> 0:54:07.160
<v Speaker 2>she wants to be our assistant. I promise I'm gonna

0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:09.319
<v Speaker 2>call you back. I hope you're listening. She called you, No,

0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:11.520
<v Speaker 2>she emailed. She emailed me because I gave her the email.

0:54:11.560 --> 0:54:13.560
<v Speaker 2>But you know, I am bad with emails. And I

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:15.000
<v Speaker 2>emailed her and I was like, I'm gonna call her,

0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:15.880
<v Speaker 2>and then I didn't call her.

0:54:16.080 --> 0:54:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Molly had some words for me the other day.

0:54:18.080 --> 0:54:20.799
<v Speaker 1>I said, okay, Sins, let me let me take a

0:54:20.840 --> 0:54:23.799
<v Speaker 1>step back. She was like, I messaged you already and

0:54:23.840 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, message me again. I got a

0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:28.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of DM send me another message. And she was like,

0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna message you and if you don't respond, and

0:54:30.160 --> 0:54:33.000
<v Speaker 1>she I said, Sis, you clearly do listen to the

0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:35.640
<v Speaker 1>podcast because you sound like me. But also, maybe you

0:54:35.640 --> 0:54:37.400
<v Speaker 1>don't listen to the podcast because you're talking to me

0:54:37.600 --> 0:54:37.840
<v Speaker 1>like me.

0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:41.120
<v Speaker 2>So I said, you guys need me, And I said, oh, okay,

0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:42.120
<v Speaker 2>all right, well I like you.

0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Maybe, yeah, maybe maybe we do need her because she

0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:46.800
<v Speaker 1>said that.

0:54:46.960 --> 0:54:48.680
<v Speaker 3>I mean the way she wrote the email.

0:54:49.280 --> 0:54:52.240
<v Speaker 1>What did she say in the email? Can you read

0:54:52.800 --> 0:54:55.400
<v Speaker 1>like not the whole thing shout out to Johnny Dragon,

0:54:56.360 --> 0:54:58.440
<v Speaker 1>read like a couple of the cliff notes.

0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:00.520
<v Speaker 3>Then I have to call her, and you got to.

0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Call her, and we'll and hopefully we'll have a little

0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:07.560
<v Speaker 1>assistant for the unofficial Expert and we'll be able to

0:55:07.600 --> 0:55:11.759
<v Speaker 1>give y'all the quality and the quantity of stuff that y'all.

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:13.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, look at this wos long.

0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, well give us you know the spark notes.

0:55:17.120 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Sidney, thank you so much for giving. Thank you

0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:21.560
<v Speaker 2>so much for being so nice to me and giving

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:24.400
<v Speaker 2>me your email, and also for being fucking hilarious and

0:55:24.440 --> 0:55:27.879
<v Speaker 2>making my life better. From unofficial Expert to sid can't cook.

0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 2>To be honest, sid you cannot cook, but neither can

0:55:31.239 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I for you for being vulnerable with the world about it. Wow,

0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:38.479
<v Speaker 2>you or Marie need me as your free assistant. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>for real attaches my resume and I'll give you a

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<v Speaker 2>quick runtdown on my status so you know I am

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<v Speaker 2>a cool person and perfect for the job. My name

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<v Speaker 2>is Molly blank blank. I am twenty one years old.

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<v Speaker 2>I already want and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a Mormon, though, don't worry. Elmn l oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>laughing my ass off. I'm actually Jue.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hella, we love it, hollo, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of my whole schlick stick. Basically, I'm the Alana

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<v Speaker 2>Glazer of Salt Lake City and everyone knows me.

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<v Speaker 3>Would confirm this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, see Alana Glazer of Salt Like. So what that means?

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<v Speaker 1>Is you sexually free? You funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>As your free assistant intern, I will be your little bitch. Seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>I will get your coffee. I will get your dry cleaning.

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<v Speaker 2>I will clean your dirty ass refrigerators. Sorry said, not

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<v Speaker 2>trying to drag you. I will answer emails, I will

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<v Speaker 2>schedule things for you. I will help however you need

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<v Speaker 2>me to. There is no catch here. I will not

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<v Speaker 2>make you guys pay me down the road. I am

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<v Speaker 2>not trying to use you guys to leverage my career.

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<v Speaker 2>I will never try to slide in. Oh, can you

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<v Speaker 2>guys get me into the comedy show. I simply and

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<v Speaker 2>wholeheartedly just want to be paid in spending time with

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<v Speaker 2>you guys and soaking up your knowledge and hilarity. Marie,

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<v Speaker 2>you can pay me in smoke sessions or not. I

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<v Speaker 2>can just watch Marie get high and then go get

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<v Speaker 2>her some munchies from the bodega. I am literally down

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<v Speaker 2>to get paid and hanging out with y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, that is so, that's really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Molly. I'm calling you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're listening, Molly, I have already called you raggedy.

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<v Speaker 3>You freaking sweet. Please don't single white female us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking about. All you're saying all

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<v Speaker 1>those nice things, and I'm getting Lifetime Movie Channel chills

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<v Speaker 1>up and down my spot. She's not what the resume

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<v Speaker 1>look like. She do excel and PowerPoint.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah she does.

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<v Speaker 1>She's yeah, yeah yeah yeah, but what else does it say?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see? I just want to because I told

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<v Speaker 1>her to send me her resume, and I told her

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna read it all my life. Okay, she

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<v Speaker 1>worked volunteered for Hillary Clinton. Okay, okay. Gorgeous graduated when

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and uh uh Dean's list. Okay, cool, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I like this for us guys listening to the pod.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna post some stuff on the Instagram obviously when

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<v Speaker 1>this episode comes out tomorrow. Ye, And we just want

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<v Speaker 1>you guys to I don't know, I want to figure out.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta like test Molly or something. We gotta figure

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<v Speaker 1>out a way to like see if she's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a good assistant. So leave us comments.

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<v Speaker 3>What makes somebody a good assistant?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? And how can we properly test somebody to be

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<v Speaker 1>an assistant for the unofficial expert, you know? And if

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<v Speaker 1>there's something that you heard today that you felt like

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<v Speaker 1>is a red flag, let us know so we know

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<v Speaker 1>what to look out for. But honestly, she seems sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>and she listens to the pod, And anybody who listens

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<v Speaker 1>to the pod and then can approach us afterwards is

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of mine. So push through. SIS. Never thought

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<v Speaker 1>that I'd have an assistant named Molly, though.

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<v Speaker 3>So doesn't matter. I just love the energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, keep the same energy, Sis when you're doing the

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<v Speaker 1>assistant work though, So yeah, I think that's it. We

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<v Speaker 1>made it to the end of the podcast, made.

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<v Speaker 3>It fucking through. We did it, guys. I'm so fucking happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that I brought my black ass over here

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<v Speaker 2>to give you a better episode, the episode you deserve,

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<v Speaker 2>the one that you love and see us in our shining.

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<v Speaker 2>But also, you know, dry light. It's great, Yes, it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the sun is setting and it's very dark in

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<v Speaker 1>this apartment, so we gotta go. I can cut the

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<v Speaker 1>lights on. But Sydney, I'm glad you came over, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 3>That you anything for you friend, that you are more than.

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<v Speaker 1>My don king sis.

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<v Speaker 4>You are.

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<v Speaker 1>The wind beneath my wings, beach.

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<v Speaker 3>I will try.

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<v Speaker 2>It will be an anemic wing, but I got you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm the wing. You're the wind.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well, my my week wind will definitely lift

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<v Speaker 2>you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you friend. Anyway, Bye guys, Bye Molly, Bye, Love

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<v Speaker 1>you guys forever.

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