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Speaker 1: Forever. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. We're doing it.

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Speaker 2: Well. What you don't know is that I'm very very

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Speaker 2: close to Marie right now.

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Speaker 1: She's touching my leg.

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Speaker 3: Literally, I'm inside of her. Hello, Hello, anybody.

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Speaker 1: There inside Sidneys inside?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I came on over to Marie's house because you know,

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Speaker 2: the zoom, the zoom, zoom zoom, don't be boom boom

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We try to record this episode yesterday and I

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Speaker 1: wasn't feeling it. I said, you know what, I don't

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Speaker 1: think this is a good episode. And Sydney, being the

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Speaker 1: team player that she is, was like, what you need, Beach,

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Speaker 1: what you need us to cut out? Should I come

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Speaker 1: over there? And I was like, nah, my apartment looks crazy.

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Speaker 1: It don't look bad now. I finally unpacked my suitcase

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Speaker 1: from New Orleans last night.

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Speaker 2: I'm almost there. I have like four articles in the

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Speaker 2: suitcase for maybe like a shirt, a pair of panties,

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Speaker 2: and like some random jeans or whatever. But I just

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Speaker 2: refuse to take everything out of my suitcase.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I know that I'm not going to be

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Speaker 2: getting it. I'm not going to be using the suitcase

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Speaker 2: anytimes in But is.

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Speaker 1: It clean stuff or is it dirty stuff?

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Speaker 2: No. What happens is when we go away and come back,

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Speaker 2: I take out all the dirty clothes.

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Speaker 3: I wash those. Anything that's clean, I leave it in

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Speaker 3: the suitcase.

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Speaker 2: I always take the dirty clothes out because nine times

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Speaker 2: out of ten I need those.

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Speaker 3: Dirty ass clothed.

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Speaker 1: Those the cute stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was living out of the suitcase. I would

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Speaker 1: take stuff out, put it on, put it back in suitcase.

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Speaker 2: It actually feels like you're on the road, on the

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Speaker 2: road again, on the road again.

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Speaker 1: No, I just I was stepping over it. I was listen.

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Speaker 1: My apartment. Is what I realized yes day is my

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Speaker 1: apartment is too small. It's perfect for me right now

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Speaker 1: as a as a single person, but I need to

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Speaker 1: feel so cluttered. Right. But then I feel like if

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Speaker 1: I had more space, I would just get more stuff.

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Speaker 2: And that's where you have your good friend Exhibit A.

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Speaker 2: Sydney has two bedrooms. Yes, and I have a whole

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Speaker 2: room that is the miscellaneous vanity office.

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Speaker 1: It was the cat room.

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Speaker 3: It's oh, it's still the cat room.

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Speaker 2: Loki and I find myself throwing things in there, putting

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Speaker 2: things in a corner.

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Speaker 3: It's it's it's cluttered, it's your girl is.

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Speaker 2: Giving hoarder with a lowercase H, but an uppercase are

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Speaker 2: hoarders with a z.

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Speaker 3: Z z bourgeoise z. I'm a bougie hoarder at that.

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Speaker 2: And so I have more space, but yeah, I find

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Speaker 2: a way to add more thing to it.

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Speaker 1: And what kind of stuff are we talking about? Like so,

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Speaker 1: so you're buying clothes or you're putting clothes that is

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Speaker 3: Just close?

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Speaker 2: I find a way to get more clothes. I say,

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Speaker 2: I don't have any clothes. Then I get on the

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Speaker 2: top of my bed. And I always buy items that

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Speaker 2: I'm like, hmm, let me get that top, but I

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Speaker 2: But there's always a time where I'm like, I have

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Speaker 2: Mitch mac shit, and you're good at Mitch matching a mismatch.

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Speaker 1: That's where snake and what is that cheetah? Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: My brain is much match.

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Speaker 2: I don't need my clothes to reflect what's going on

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Speaker 3: And so that's a strong nose for me.

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Speaker 1: And yet you got statement pieces all up and through

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Speaker 2: And if only I could find those statement pieces when

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you what happens.

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Speaker 3: I'm already an hour.

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Speaker 2: In right, So I'm looking for this one thing that's

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Speaker 2: or I had it in my I can't fucking find it.

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Speaker 3: So then I'm.

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Speaker 2: Flipping over, you know, couches and underneath rugs and fucking

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Speaker 3: It's a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: It's just like, hang your shit up, or maybe I

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Speaker 2: need a bigger closet. I actually have two and a

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Speaker 1: The bathroom is ahead.

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Speaker 2: No, I have like a friend that's like trying to

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Speaker 2: set up another closet space for me, and it's.

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Speaker 1: Just set up another What did you get in a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like a rack that I can

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Speaker 2: Carolina has in her place. And it's just like in

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Speaker 2: my head, I'm like, I'm gonna plan to be a

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Speaker 2: it's a big old peanut butter and jelly.

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Speaker 3: Miss. It's a mess. You know, it's a mess.

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Speaker 1: But I think that we're pushing through sis we are.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday or no on Sunday, I came home from the

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Speaker 1: I was like, I need to lay down because I

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Speaker 2: And that's what you're called the textbook high functioning depressed person.

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Speaker 2: See like you look on the outside like, oh, you're

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Speaker 2: maybe you're twenty minutes late, but you're still doing it.

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Speaker 3: So you're still moving around.

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Speaker 2: When I move, you moved just like that, so nobody

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Speaker 3: But then you too your place and shambles.

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Speaker 2: It's just like, damn, somebody came in and robbed you

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Speaker 1: Yes, Sidney said, you said your room looked like somebody

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Speaker 1: robbed you. It didn't take anything. Yeah, they ransacked it.

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Speaker 2: They ransacked it, and I had nothing for them to take.

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Speaker 1: But it also looks worse when I have to get

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Speaker 2: It's going on a couch on the it's going on

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Speaker 2: the floor. It's becoming a little bed for jelly and jam.

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Speaker 2: It's it's a I want to know if anybody is

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Speaker 2: really keeping their place clean, Like, how are they doing it?

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Speaker 2: How are they how are they getting ready and then

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Speaker 3: I don't I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: People who do that are the same people who cook

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Speaker 3: Cook they wash their dishes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like who what what sorcery is that?

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Speaker 2: And those people are not coming when they have sex

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Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, oh yeah, I said it.

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Speaker 3: You heard it here first.

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Speaker 1: If you clean up after yourself while you're making a mess,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're micromanaging.

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Speaker 2: That's what I think. But also, what do I know.

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Speaker 2: I've had a pile of laundry that's been on an

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Speaker 1: An automan. Yeah. Nice, Well, in order to kind of

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Speaker 1: whiteboard from that evil website. Yeah, we will not say

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Speaker 1: You're not going to discuss it. You know what it is. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But I just woo, you gotta see the things that

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Speaker 3: So, I mean, it just.

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Speaker 2: Feels like an emotional dump of anxiety that you're like, well,

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Speaker 2: I'm never gonna.

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Speaker 3: Get through this.

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Speaker 1: Nope, so I'm gonna So I'm gonna go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, like, guess, all lay down. I think

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Speaker 1: that's what like, you know, I feel like I heard

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Speaker 1: it's too much cluttering here, I'm lay down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what I call a depression nap because it's like,

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Speaker 2: if I take this nap, I think that it all

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Speaker 2: feel better when I get up, but the problems are

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Speaker 2: still there.

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Speaker 1: Well, you wake up and you fall into that pile

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Speaker 1: of clothes. Yeah, damn, Well we're managing. At least you

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Speaker 1: look fantastic, friend.

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Speaker 2: And that's the that's the great thing about a cover,

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Speaker 2: you know, I have. I have a good cover. The cover,

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Speaker 2: the presentation is is amazing.

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Speaker 3: But you know what kind of cover you have?

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Speaker 1: One of those like plastic science project covers that you

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Speaker 1: had like slid the little plastic color piece on. You

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Speaker 1: don't'm talking?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do know the book report.

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Speaker 2: Yeah covers, that's what you're giving the see through the

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Speaker 2: sea through okay, yeah shiny, Yeah, you know, and I

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Speaker 2: used to do it in school. I would have the

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Speaker 2: I would buy those covers because what's inside is trash.

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Speaker 3: But at least I presented the trash cute, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yes. My dad used to do my book reports for me.

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Speaker 1: Of me, remind us girl, it's a light skin man

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Speaker 2: Well, No, he moves into a he moved into the

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Speaker 3: But you know, shout out to uh.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, shout out to uh. Oh I know

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Speaker 2: what I was having. I was having picklebacks. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: I would pick pickleback shots, jamison and pickle juice. Shout

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Speaker 3: You know, you swallow one and then you swallow the other.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you, drinking is so disgusting that we

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Speaker 2: Just let you know that jamison is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's all a little tiny bit gross. But you know,

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Speaker 3: You mix like a jungle juice.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get hangovers in college.

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Speaker 1: I didn't nobody that I knew was getting hungover, or

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Speaker 2: For me, I think I started out the Womb Dehydrated.

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Speaker 2: So that's why Out the Womb Dehydrated is a great title.

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Speaker 1: Out the Womb Dehydrated. Yeah, Andrew's not here to write

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Speaker 3: We have a pin on the table House.

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Speaker 1: The Womb Dehydrated.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it's crazy that we're missing Andrew. How

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Speaker 2: Yes, hey, oh Bana song.

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Speaker 1: Out the whom dehydrated? Yeah, grated. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: this made me think of Kruella, but me and Sidney

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Speaker 1: Their names were Emma Emma Stone in real life. Oh,

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a movie buff or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: But I did not fall asleep, so I don't know

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Speaker 1: Where are the emmastone fans at?

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Speaker 3: Please please show right the East Stone Hive please hit us?

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Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, yeah, the Stone Hive. I don't know that

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Speaker 1: I've ever met anybody who's an Amstone fan, so that

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Speaker 1: Cruella up. She didn't wear no fur, no animal skin

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Speaker 2: That's bullshit because we'll see movie after movie where niggas

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Speaker 1: Is this saucetell No?

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Speaker 2: This like every like slavery or like police brutality. Film

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Speaker 2: the dogs, Skin the fucking dogs.

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Speaker 1: Sydney said, skin the dogs.

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Speaker 3: Is that a good title? Skin the dogs.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna write it down. Peter don't come for us,

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Speaker 2: But that's why I was so absurd, because I like,

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Speaker 2: we can't hate Corolla because the reason why we were

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Speaker 1: She wanted to kill them dogs. So after we I

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Speaker 1: Glenn Close version to cleanse my palette. And not gonna

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Speaker 1: lie had actually never seen the Glen Close version. Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: But she's wearing like a whole leopard, like a leopard

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to see that.

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Speaker 3: You know they're literally treating the tiger so bad.

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Speaker 1: They were giving them meat from Costco with something like.

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Speaker 3: That, just ra tatata. But we can't see in Corolla.

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Speaker 2: The Dalmatians. We don't even fuck with Dalmatians like that.

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Speaker 2: They actually don't like kids. Dalmatians don't like kids. No,

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Speaker 2: I guess I am a Dalmatian. I too identify as

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Speaker 2: a Dalmation. Just see Dalmatian.

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Speaker 3: That's a good title.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, just sweet Damba Dalmatian.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think her not killing the dog in

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Speaker 1: So maybe that makes sense. But I just didn't believe

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Speaker 3: Did, running laps around her.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I was like, I was like, sis,

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Speaker 1: what I mean. It's a fun movie to watch, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, I was all right, I didn't I

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Speaker 3: And a great outing. I was appreciative of that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe yeah again, it was ice cold, you know, the

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Speaker 3: I was glad to be back.

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Speaker 2: And you know, would I recommend anybody pay the money

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Speaker 2: to go see the movie. No, no, But if you

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Speaker 2: to sign off, they want to, oh, like a corporate card,

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Speaker 1: A corporate card. Wow, I went to get I was

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Speaker 1: came over. It was me, Paris Sachet, friend of the pod,

445
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Speaker 1: and then like two or three other people, people who

446
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,479
Speaker 1: names that don't matter right now. And this guy came

447
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 1: over and was like, Paris, do you want me to

448
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 1: get you something to drink? And she said no, but

449
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Speaker 1: I think everybody else might be thirsty, or she was like,

450
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm not sure yet, but what does everybody else want?

451
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,880
Speaker 1: So she volunteered this man's card, corporate card for our drinks,

452
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 1: and everybody ordered to drink, and he tried to run

453
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 1: out on the tab at the end of the night.

454
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Speaker 2: We love to see it, I mean, now that the

455
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,400
Speaker 2: things are open and people are out here splurgeing and

456
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: thriving and hopping and bopping. I mean, yeah, it wouldn't

457
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 2: be Old New York if people weren't skimming and scamming

458
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,880
Speaker 2: on the on the tabs.

459
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Speaker 1: But sir, if you got the corporate card on, you.

460
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Speaker 3: Used the corporate card just there might be a limit,

461
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Speaker 3: they might have a budget.

462
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Speaker 1: Well, then he shouldn't have came over to ask for

463
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Speaker 1: the drinks. Honestly, if I asked somebody what they wanted

464
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 1: to drink and they you had volunteered my card for

465
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 1: four other niggas i'd be like, yeah, but I was

466
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 1: just asking for you exactly, you know. But you know what,

467
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,439
Speaker 1: I did do something nice for somebody yesterday. Yesterday I

468
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 1: was feeling really like in a kind of crappy mood.

469
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: I didn't feel good or whatever whatever, and I went

470
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 1: to I went to the grocery store because I needed

471
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 1: to get milk, okay, And when I walked in, there

472
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 1: was like a guy outside the supermarket begging people to

473
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 1: get him something to eat. So I removed one AirPod,

474
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: you know, because I had to pause the music. I

475
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: said what was that? And he was like, can you

476
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Speaker 1: please get me something to eat? Can you help me

477
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Speaker 1: get something to eat? And I was like yeah, yeah, maybe,

478
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Speaker 1: And I went in and I was looking around and

479
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe I should get him something to

480
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Speaker 1: eat because I'm having a bad day, but I'm really

481
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Speaker 1: having a very good life.

482
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Speaker 3: Yes, So I was like, maybe.

483
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 2: I should get him bad day, good life, great bad day,

484
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 2: good life.

485
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Speaker 3: I love that bitch's perfect.

486
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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I tried to sneak out because I

487
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, the thing, the myth that I wanted,

488
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 1: it was too much. I was gonna go somewhere else.

489
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 1: And he was like miss can you please give me

490
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,239
Speaker 1: something to eat? And I was like all right, all right,

491
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 1: all right. I said, do you want like a sandwich

492
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: or something? And he was like, yes, they do. Which

493
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: is in there? He was like, I want a salami.

494
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: It was like salami, pepper, pepper something and pickles. And

495
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: I was like okay. I went back in.

496
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 3: I ordered his man. He was hungry. He didn't say

497
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 3: had taste nude.

498
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,479
Speaker 1: I went in and then I was like, like, get

499
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 1: some chips. And then I was like, nah, I should

500
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: get him something healthy, like an apple. So I'm in

501
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 1: the supermarket. I got him a bottle of water, like

502
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: a big ass of water because it was hot yesterday.

503
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: I got him a sandwich and I got him like

504
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: a little you know, a little Macintosh, a Galla or

505
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: whatever the hell that The apple was, Oh those are good. Yeah.

506
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: I got this man a little and I put it

507
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Speaker 1: in a bag for him, and I went back in

508
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: and I got him some napkins. It was like I

509
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 1: was in the supermarket for mad long getting this man

510
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,919
Speaker 1: his lunch. And I gave it to him and it

511
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 1: was like, nice, you feel better. I felt better when

512
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: I left. Yeah good, yeah, yeah, you pass look at me.

513
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: Look at me. That's what I can for the community.

514
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 3: That's what you gotta do.

515
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: You got it on one end, you gotta have somebody

516
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 2: running out on the tap, and then on the other end,

517
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: it's gonna be you passing it on and getting someone lunch.

518
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 3: And we love that.

519
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: It was like the pursuit of happiness. Girl. If they

520
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: ever do a movie on that man's life, there's gonna do.

521
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a scene with me and it. It's

522
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 1: gonna be It's not gonna be me, but it's gonna be. No,

523
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 1: it's gonna be. It's gonna be a light skinned girl.

524
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: Probably in the movie, it's gonna be Willow Smith.

525
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 3: Light skin game.

526
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 2: Well, imagine if Drake light king girl. Imagine. So yeah,

527
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 2: that that happened.

528
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 3: I've been kind of busy during the day.

529
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: I have like a little you have a job, now,

530
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 2: I have a little job. I'm in a little writer's

531
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Speaker 2: room or whatever.

532
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 1: It's booked.

533
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: It's it's cool because it's on zoom.

534
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,479
Speaker 2: We can't get enough of zoom, you know. I just

535
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 2: follow whatever the other black people leads are and if

536
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: they have their camera off, I'm turning mine off too.

537
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: It's so good. It feels good.

538
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 3: It's a it's a great gig because what hold on?

539
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: Okay, it just the screen went. I was like, oooh, okay, yeah,

540
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: we own my laptop. Yeah, anyway, go ahead, you follow

541
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: what the black people are doing. If their cameras are off,

542
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 1: yours is off too.

543
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's I think we're at the point of

544
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 2: rip zoom. We're good on it. We just don't have

545
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: that attention span anymore. We also don't want to go

546
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 2: to the motherfucking office, so we're we're it's a slippery slope.

547
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 2: It's like, do you want to take your raggedy ass

548
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: to the job or do you want to be in

549
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 2: the house and also do the raggedy ass job in

550
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: the comfort of your dusty living room.

551
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:37,719
Speaker 3: I don't know.

552
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 2: It's it's a you can't have it all. You can't

553
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: have it all, and you can't have it your way.

554
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 2: It's not it's not burger.

555
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: King, but apparently a lot of people are starting to

556
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: quit their jobs that are asking them to come back

557
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: into the office. People would rather stay home and not

558
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: work than go into the office to work.

559
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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a this might be

560
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,959
Speaker 2: a controversial take, but we don't want to fucking work.

561
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: Well, we don't want to work. That's not controversial. I

562
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: think that's we.

563
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 3: Don't want to work.

564
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 2: We get mad at people who are like, no, I

565
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 2: don't mind being a stay at home mom or Y,

566
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: I want to be taken care.

567
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 3: Of or whatever.

568
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, that's not you know, that's not feminism

569
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 2: or X, Y and Z. No, I don't give a

570
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: fuck what you want to put a label on. Yeah,

571
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 2: I want to sit my ass at home. I want

572
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: to take care of whatever kids or non kids, imaginary

573
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 2: kids that I have.

574
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

575
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to work for one anybody that

576
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 2: two a beige person, three a man. I mean there's

577
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 2: a list of people I don't want to fucking work for,

578
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: and right now they want us to do that.

579
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

580
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: But the cool thing about us is we do work

581
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: for ourselves. Ultimately, we work for ourselves, and we're in

582
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: a good place to be, Like, you know, if we

583
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: don't get it done, then we don't get it done.

584
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 1: And the only person that we have to blame for

585
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: not making our coins is us.

586
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 3: Okay, gratitude, thank you.

587
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying gratitude, I'm saying we work for ourselves. Yeah,

588
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 1: so yeah, I mean at times there are things that

589
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: we need to do for other people, other people's projects

590
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: that we're working on, and that's who that can be

591
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: hard because you know, the team that they hired might

592
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: not be the team that we would have hired right

593
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,719
Speaker 1: right in terms of like hair and makeup or the

594
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: writers or whatever whatever whatever. But I don't know, it

595
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: doesn't get easier, no working working for yourself versus working

596
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: for somebody else.

597
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: Well, when you work for yourself, you kind of have

598
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 2: a vision of what you want to be doing and

599
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: what your POV is and what you think should be

600
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 2: out there, like whether a show or you know, comedy,

601
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: you know.

602
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: Et cetera, et cetera, So you're in charge of that.

603
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: When you, you know, get hired for somebody else's gig, yes,

604
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 2: you are going to be play whatever you think it's

605
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: best for you, but overall they're gonna edit it the

606
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: way they want to tell it them.

607
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 3: Look whatever, you know, you don't have that say no.

608
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 2: So that's another reason why I don't really like other

609
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 2: people's projects, because they get to do whatever the fuck

610
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 2: they want.

611
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: And you'll be there for matt hours and then you

612
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: watch the final thing, and you'd be like, what you

613
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: cut it down to thirty seconds? You know what I mean?

614
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: Like I had to get up early, get there on time,

615
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: took a car to the location, and then you watch

616
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: the actual video or you watch the clip and you're like,

617
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm barely in this thing at all.

618
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 3: But it's a blessing.

619
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: It's a blessing because it's a credit and it's yeah,

620
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: it's gratitude.

621
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: Its gratitude, gratitude.

622
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 2: Gratitude, gratitude. That's a great title, gratitude gratitude. Like Mary, Mary,

623
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: your gratitude gratitude attitude attitude. Huh gratitude attitude attitude.

624
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: Okay, since, well, what's something that you're grateful for right now?

625
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: What's your gratitude attitude?

626
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: To be honest, I think I am missing gratitude.

627
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 3: I'm missing it. Yeah.

628
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: Oh it's easy to sit back and think about the

629
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: stuff that you don't have and where you're not at

630
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 2: and where you should.

631
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: Be, and especially now because we are surrounded by friends

632
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: with shows who got billboards, Like I went to the bank,

633
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: I went to Chase a couple of weeks ago, and

634
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: there was a giant billboard, like a giant Z Way

635
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: billboard across from my bank.

636
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 3: Shout out to z Way and doing her damn thing.

637
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: I was like God, you like wow, Yeah, and then

638
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: you know, then you come home and you watch Sam

639
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: Jay show and you're like, wow, another person with a

640
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: TV show.

641
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 3: Shout out to Sam Jay.

642
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: Shot pause, shout out to everybody with a show. But

643
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: like it is, it's easier, I feel like now to

644
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: not be grateful for what you have because you're looking

645
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: at what everybody else has and it's really visible.

646
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you think about it, there's somebody that's,

647
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,719
Speaker 2: you know, four steps away from you that's thinking they

648
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: would love to be in your spot.

649
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: Oh you mean Johnny Dragon?

650
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Johnny Dragon, Johnny Dragon. We had a review.

651
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: Remember we dragged the person who wrote us about you know,

652
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: how we can get them closer to the A list celebrities.

653
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 3: That are our friends.

654
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: How do we get him closer so he could work

655
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 2: with them?

656
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

657
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 2: You know, he wrote a review on iTunes and it

658
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 2: was very honest for him.

659
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Marie, why don't you read it?

660
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, the title is good pod, but

661
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: don't email them. Okay, four stars, this is funny. They

662
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: do seem cool. This is informative too. You'll learn things

663
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: about lifestyles and situations you've never heard of or been

664
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Speaker 1: in before. I even say it's probably one of the

665
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Speaker 1: best women led pods out there. But don't email them

666
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Speaker 1: unless you have have good self esteem and traditionally attractive features. Wow.

667
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: So right, mm hmm. They're not as nice as you

668
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: think they are. If Marie reads it, she won't read

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Speaker 1: the whole thing, and they won't say anything about your

670
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: picture if you look a certain way. I will say

671
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: their advice will push you and sometimes even help, and

672
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: there's definitely value in that. But this ain't no soft touch.

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00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: If you email them, you better really think about what

674
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: you're saying. They're not your friends, they're your hosts. I

675
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: guess we should already know that probably what they would

676
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: say and agree with, but I'm positive not all of

677
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: us do, and this is a warning for those people.

678
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: Other than that, it's mostly top notch, but maybe don't

679
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Speaker 1: ask them for advice, at least for now. Four stars.

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Speaker 1: So it was like, kind of.

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Speaker 3: What do you think about that? Sis?

682
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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like this review is kind of

683
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: like his email that he sent us. Yeah, it's a

684
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: little bit of good and a little bit of bad.

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Speaker 3: But ultimately the way you're wording things, honey, it's not us.

686
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 3: It's a little backhanded.

687
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: He said. If you email them, you better really think

688
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: about what you're saying. They're not your friends.

689
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 3: I mean, we let me just let's just say this, Okay.

690
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 3: We get a lot of positive reviews.

691
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: There's tons of people who write us nice things, and

692
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: we read them and we look at them and get

693
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 2: the dms and it feels good.

694
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 3: It feels great. But you know, we also are people,

695
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 3: and you.

696
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: Know, we're doing comedy every night, and we have comedy online,

697
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: and there's sometimes people say things.

698
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 3: To us that we're like, what the fuck?

699
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 2: Like we are human beings too, We have blood pumping

700
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Speaker 2: through our veins.

701
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: We are sensativa, like sensitiva that we.

702
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: Are just like you. So our feelings get hurt as well.

703
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,719
Speaker 2: So if we ever feel slided or we read things,

704
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: whenever we can read something, we will reread them until

705
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 2: it's like ingrained in us, until we actually have a

706
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Speaker 2: problem with listen.

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Speaker 1: Like the great Eric abadou One said, keep in mind,

708
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my shit.

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Speaker 3: Amen, snapstocks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So for you to send an email that is

711
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: worded kind of like a backhanded compliment. Yeah, babe, we

712
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Speaker 1: gonna read it and feel a way about it. But

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Speaker 1: also if the email got seventeen paragraphs and this is

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Speaker 1: double space and it's twelve point fond and it's Times

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Speaker 1: New Roman, like, I will read the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I try, I try. I read the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: And obviously, you know, you know, hooked on phonics didn't

718
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Speaker 2: work for works for me, and you said, did it work?

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Speaker 2: Didn't work for me, and so you know, it's it's

720
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Speaker 2: a little it's a rough to see more than two paragraphs,

721
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Speaker 2: but yeah, it.

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Speaker 3: Happened, Johnny. Let's start over.

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Speaker 2: You know, I send us another photo. I don't remember

724
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Speaker 2: your picture book. We said that everybody who writes us

725
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Speaker 2: is attractive, everyone hot, hot listeners, every single brad.

726
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Speaker 1: We always give glowing reviews of people's face five stars. Actually, so, Johnny,

727
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: you saying that you sent us that five page letter

728
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Speaker 1: and a photo and we didn't say nothing about your photo.

729
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 2: Well, because we were too upset about the first two paragraphs. Honey,

730
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry I didn't get to your photo, so please resend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah to recap. He said we were medium famous or

732
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Speaker 1: something like that, like not famous, but I'm yeah, basically

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Speaker 1: called this Kathy Griffin.

734
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Speaker 2: Let's start over, Johnny Dragons, and you know, let's move forward.

735
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 3: It happens. We're people, and we were.

736
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Speaker 2: Learning and growing, and I think this is going to

737
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Speaker 2: be an outstanding summer.

738
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Speaker 3: And I don't want to make enemies.

739
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Speaker 2: You know, I already have enough people who've been inside

740
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 2: me who are enemies now, okay, enemies of the state. Yeah,

741
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 2: I don't need I don't need that from somebody like you,

742
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 2: who's probably very lovely, you know.

743
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Speaker 1: Also, what was the bad advice? What we gave you advice?

744
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: We answered your quest you asked, I don't remember. He asked,

745
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: how do how does he get in touch with people

746
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: who are on the rise?

747
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 3: Stars on the rise?

748
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: And I said, you have to start working with the

749
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Speaker 1: people who are on the same level as you, and

750
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: as y'all become more successful, that's who is the next,

751
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: you know, the next group of famous people or medium

752
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: famous people or whatever the hell he had asked us about. Yeah,

753
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: work with the people on your level. Don't don't work

754
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: up work debt, work horizontal, horizontal, yeah, whatever. Anyway, that

755
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: was the review that we wanted to read and recap,

756
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Speaker 1: but it is what it is.

757
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: We're starting over. Yeah, we're friends again. Hey boo, you

758
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: look so good. I can already tell. Your forehead is

759
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 2: very moisturized, your hairline is intact, and you.

760
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: Don't have black elbows or black knees and the same

761
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: color as the rest of your body.

762
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Speaker 2: And you're the type of person that orders rose and

763
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: you don't drink with a straw, okay, and that's my

764
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 2: favorite type of person.

765
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Speaker 1: You order sashido peppers for the table.

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Speaker 3: Who class culture? Culture?

767
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: Culture? Yes, culture?

768
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Speaker 3: So for me, uh, you know in other news, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, I I miss my girlfriend tremendouslydously. I miss her

770
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 2: so much and it sucks. I don't really do l d's.

771
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Speaker 2: It's not really for me. I do long Z, but

772
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Speaker 2: not long Z. Yeah, and I just it's tough. I mean,

773
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Speaker 2: we're both working and we get it. That's the thing

774
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 2: about being with somebody in the industry. It's just like

775
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 2: we're gonna be busy.

776
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 3: If I wasn't busy, I would already be where I

777
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: need to be.

778
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Speaker 1: But you weren't busy, you would be unbooked and you

779
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: would be available.

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00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:59,479
Speaker 2: And that don't get nobody's panties wet news doesn't. Yeah,

781
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: so I gotta work, she gotta work. And so it

782
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 2: is truly tough, truly tough. When I tell you, I

783
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 2: haven't missed anybody like this ever.

784
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: Wow, that's wild. But like, you've never been in love

785
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: like this, love like this before. I never knew there

786
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: was love like this before. I couldn't hit it.

787
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Speaker 4: Just show me love.

788
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: Like this before. Yeah, you've never been in love like

789
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: this before?

790
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah I could.

791
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 2: I just I haven't had this type of love at

792
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 2: this time in my life.

793
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 1: So when you move away and leave me three thousand

794
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: miles away, what what's gonna happen to me? What's gonna

795
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: happen to us? Because then we're gonna be a long

796
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Speaker 1: distance relationship.

797
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 3: I know I will have to You'll get fluid out.

798
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Damn, you're gonna have to say you're gonna be

799
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Speaker 1: a long distance relationship with somebody for the rest of

800
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Speaker 1: your life. Well not the rest of your life, because

801
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 1: I'll probably be in LA for a little bit.

802
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll find a way to get you over to LA.

803
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: And you know there's gonna be other rooms in the place.

804
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 1: So yes, yes, I'm not trying to be roommates with y'all.

805
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 2: I'm just you don't want a Three's Company? It No,

806
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Speaker 2: My god, company is hot. We need to make that

807
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: fucking show.

808
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So what was three Is Company? Because I didn't

809
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: watch that show.

810
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: Three's Company was like two girls and a guy and

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Speaker 2: I think the guy was into one of the girls

812
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 2: or something like that. Okay, it was a big show.

813
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 2: I wasn't really into it, but I think that that

814
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: was a premise. Let's look it up.

815
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: Three Is Company. The other day I saw a poster

816
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: for Matt About You, and that was another show that

817
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: I had no watched, but it looked like older white people.

818
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: It was giving people in their late thirties early forties.

819
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: The story revolves around three single roommates, Janet Wood, Christy

820
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 2: snow Jack Tripper, who all platonically live in a Santa Monica, California,

821
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Speaker 2: apartment complex owned by Stanley Roper and Helen Roper. After

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Speaker 2: Norman Fell and Audrey Linley left the series in nineteen

823
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 2: seventy nine for their own sitcom, Don Knotts joined the

824
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Speaker 2: cast at the roommate's new building manager. Okay, so the

825
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 2: show chronicles the escapades and high jinks of The Trio's

826
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: Constant misunderstandings, social lives, and financial struggles our top ten

827
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Speaker 2: hit from nineteen seventy seven to nineteen eighty three. The

828
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Speaker 2: series has remained popular in syndication and through DVD releases.

829
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Speaker 2: The show also spawned similar spin offs that Man about

830
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Speaker 2: the House had the Robbers, and Threes, a crowd based

831
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Speaker 2: upon George and Mildred and Robin's Nest, respectively.

832
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Speaker 1: I hate all the words, all the names you just said, George, Mildred.

833
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: Yeah it no, yep, yep, nineteen seventy what to nineteen

834
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Speaker 1: eighty what news? It was never that's before all of

835
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Speaker 1: our time.

836
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the older listeners though, because I know

838
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: we got some people who did watch.

839
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Speaker 3: Respect the elders.

840
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to.

841
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 3: Y'all, respect your elders.

842
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: Shout out to people listening in Santa Monica too, because

843
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: you know Santa Monica, Santa Monica. Okay, So you trying

844
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: to get me to do three his company with you,

845
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I could do that, but okay, I.

846
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Speaker 3: Don't know, Marie. I think you can.

847
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 2: You'll get more miles, you know, occasionally, you'll get first class.

848
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Speaker 3: I'll work it out.

849
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Speaker 1: You've flown first class before?

850
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 3: Mah, I have?

851
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: How was that? What airline was that?

852
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was fine.

853
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: When I was, I was like the salmon was or no,

854
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 2: it was locks or something. It was smoked salmon, like

855
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 2: it was a little appetizer and it was so fucking good.

856
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 2: And then they had like a steak and it was

857
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 2: it was yummy.

858
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Speaker 3: It was cool.

859
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 2: I had a good time, but like, I don't like traveling.

860
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 2: It's not really for me. I just want to get there.

861
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: You want to tell, yeah, if we could get in

862
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: a private jet PJ, that'd be lovely, because then I

863
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 2: don't want to do it. I don't want to be

864
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Speaker 2: amongst them, the crowd commoners. Wow, yes, Sydney, the pedestrians.

865
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Speaker 1: Pedestrian Sydney is giving diet Cruela Deville. It's giving young

866
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 1: melanated Cruela Deville. You don't want to be with the poores.

867
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Speaker 1: You don't want to with the commoners. You don't want

868
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: to be with the plebeians. Plebeians. I feel like the

869
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: word is right that I just used.

870
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Speaker 3: I don't know write that down.

871
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Speaker 1: Plebians. I don't know how to write it, but I

872
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: think there's a you win it plebians. Okay, so you're

873
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: you miss your boo, sis I. I had a moment

874
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: yesterday where I missed my old dude too. What Yeah,

875
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: And I think it's the first time that I truly

876
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: felt like I missed him. And I was in the

877
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: back of his uber listening to a ballad, tearing and

878
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: crying into my mask.

879
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 2: That's some of the best tears I've ever had in

880
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 2: the back of an uber. Ooh, and don't let it

881
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 2: be a pool bitch.

882
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

883
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 2: There's been times where I was crying in a pool

884
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: and the other person was passed out, laid up on

885
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: the window just now breathing, just breathing. The fog is

886
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 2: coming up, dank, nasty, and I'm just looking and the

887
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 2: drivers could see. I know that he saw me in

888
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 2: his rearview mirror crying and didn't even ask me, AmAm

889
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 2: amss you good, none of that. He minded his fucking business.

890
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 2: And then he turned the radio up.

891
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: Yes, he turned it out. That ally, turn the music up.

892
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about what I feel. Let

893
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: me feel what I feel, and you know, otherwise, cut

894
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: the cameras off. Dead ass, dead ass. But no, I

895
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: it was silent. I think maybe three tiers fell, it

896
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 1: might have been two, one on each eye. And then

897
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: the first tear made my mask saggy, and I was mad.

898
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: I was mad that I was crying. I was mad

899
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: that my mask was wet. I was mad that I

900
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: was able to admit to myself in the backseat of

901
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: this funky ass uber because I got in the car

902
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: and it smelled. The car smelled, but I couldn't roll

903
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: my window down because the AC was on, and it

904
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: was just like trapped in this like fart uber with

905
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: my tears and.

906
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: Fart uber with tears, good time.

907
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: Fart uber with my tears. Yeah, it smelled like ass.

908
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I was crying, because the fart was

909
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 1: in my eyes.

910
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 2: It maybe had like a hints of onions, so that's

911
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 2: why you were crying.

912
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was given salami onions and a gizzard. I

913
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: can't but yeah, last night after I don't know how

914
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: many months it's been. However many months, is the first

915
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 1: time that I was like, wow, I miss yeah blank,

916
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: that's blank blank blank blank blank, I miss blank, miss blank.

917
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 3: It's a good title too.

918
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: I missed dot dot dot I miss blank. Well what okay? Well?

919
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: You miss somebody. I missed somebody. I'm using the past

920
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: ten I've been missing you.

921
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 3: I've kind way.

922
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: Or Hobbyssie.

923
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if you hit that note, friend, but

924
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 2: ye take it out.

925
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do the total part. When when where.

926
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 2: We tub?

927
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 3: I haven't missing you?

928
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: Somebody tell me why, Oh, that's such a good song

929
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 1: for karaoke.

930
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Okay, so we should that's a good

931
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: song for karaoke.

932
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 1: Okay, me and my sisters saying that at karaoke once

933
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: and it was a performance.

934
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: Next time we go to karaoke that, I think that

935
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 2: will be that'll be our hits.

936
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: We need a third person though, to do the Diddy parts.

937
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of hard, which you're not around. Okay, okay, okay,

938
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: so we miss things. Whatever. We're gonna get work done.

939
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 1: We're writing things down, We're we're trying to get laundry done.

940
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: My therapist told me that instead of saving all of

941
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 1: my laundry for once a month to do it, I

942
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: should do laundry once a week. And I was like,

943
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: that sounds like a lot, and should do once a week.

944
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: I do.

945
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 2: I drop it off like they come and pick it

946
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 2: up and cost twelve dollars. And yeah, sometimes my panties

947
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: are missing.

948
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: But panties are missing. Yeah the fenties.

949
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 2: No, not the good ones, just like the regular black

950
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 2: ones from Rainbow.

951
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: So when not come in a pack?

952
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, the pack panties missing. That's a good title, panties missing. Yeah,

953
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 2: we should actually use that title because people will click

954
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 2: on that.

955
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, let's let's look at what we have

956
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: so far. We have panties missing, I miss blank, fart ubers,

957
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 1: a bad day, good life, gratitude, attitude, just be dominations out,

958
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: the womb dehydrated.

959
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 3: Oh out the womb dehydrated.

960
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: Death slap out the womb dehydrated.

961
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 3: That sounds a that's a bob.

962
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: Panties missing, bad day, good life.

963
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: I love all of this.

964
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's I think it's great. I'm glad

965
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: that you were able to come over so we can

966
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: do this episode again. The one that we recorded, it

967
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: felt like we weren't really friends on that episode. Really yeah,

968
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: I was like, are we cool? Like what is this?

969
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 4: Well?

970
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 3: I think what it is.

971
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: It is like if we're talking about our personal lives,

972
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 2: then it's easy to be on the same page because

973
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm not going to say that's wrong, that's right.

974
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: But when we have opinions about topical stuff, I mean,

975
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: usually we don't have the same.

976
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: We don't know. I I hear what you're saying.

977
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 3: M h.

978
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: But it just it didn't feel like something that I

979
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: would want to listen to. Okay, it was like, ah,

980
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 1: it just felt like fun.

981
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: Fact, Marie doesn't listen to podcasts, so that's hilarious that

982
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 2: you say it's not something that you would want to.

983
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: Listen But when we when we record a fire Ass episode,

984
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: I will go back and listen to it when it

985
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: comes out.

986
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.

987
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't listen to a podcasts because I don't like

988
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: listening to my voice me neither. Oh excuse me?

989
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 3: Oh I legit.

990
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 2: Actually have gotten to the point of I'm at that

991
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 2: level of ooh, do I despise my voice? I hate

992
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 2: like I'm like, oh my god. I think I know

993
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: why the girls, I know, other girlies don't talk on

994
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 2: Instagram because they might have annoying voices and that takes away,

995
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 2: you know, from their appeal.

996
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 1: You know, I heard Lori Harvey's voice the other day.

997
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: Voice it's regular, right, but she doesn't talk on Instagram

998
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 1: at all, but I heard her voice for the first time.

999
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: She did like one of those Vogue makeup videos. Yeah

1000
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: she's fine, And everyone in the comments was like, I've

1001
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: been here to see what she sounds like.

1002
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's cool. Sounds she doesn't.

1003
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: She doesn't have a vocal fry. She doesn't sound like

1004
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: a Kardashian or anything like that. She's got like a

1005
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 2: normal voice. It's it's like it's not too sexy, but

1006
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,760
Speaker 2: it's it's it's like chill. She seems like a chill girl,

1007
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: like she does seem she's not doing too much and

1008
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 2: she's not like you're she's not pulling up.

1009
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: Being She's not Billie Eilish.

1010
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 3: Yeah she's not so weety.

1011
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: She's oh sweety.

1012
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 3: High streets. The streets are calling us right now, pause

1013
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 3: for a street sounds.

1014
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that I am gonna be one

1015
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: of these people who stops talking on Instagram.

1016
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 3: What Yeah, Marie, I love No, you are so funny.

1017
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 2: I mean I say it all the time, and it's like, Okay,

1018
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 2: get off Maurice's dick. That's a good title, Get off

1019
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 2: Marie's dick, But.

1020
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: That's merch. Get off, Maurice Dick is merch.

1021
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just one of your biggest fans. So

1022
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: anytime you say something.

1023
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 1: Honestly, Sydney, I truly when you say that, I truly

1024
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: believe that I am like my biggest cheerleader and I

1025
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: love that for me, And honestly, I feel like I

1026
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: should be a better cheerleader to you. I should be

1027
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: nicer to you. I'm gonna be nicer to you moving

1028
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,720
Speaker 1: forward until we die. What do you mean be nicer

1029
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: to you, Sydney. You're very nice. I'm nice. I'm as

1030
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: nice as that could be to you, I know, But

1031
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: I just feel like you are like you know, when

1032
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: people are boxing in the ring and there's like that

1033
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: like manager dude that like gives them the shoulder rub

1034
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: and gives them a pep.

1035
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 3: Talk when they're.

1036
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm running my mouth mountain, I'm boxing Floyd Mayweather, and

1037
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: you're like, girl, you do it great out there. You're

1038
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: spraying water, you're giving me gum. You're like, you know,

1039
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: you're putting that sen on my eyebrow.

1040
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 3: That is such a great visual.

1041
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: But that's who you are for me.

1042
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,760
Speaker 3: You're like that. That would be an amazing sketch.

1043
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: You ring in me, I'm getting my ass whooped. In

1044
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: my life, it's just you and me, and the time,

1045
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: it's just I'm fighting anxiety and I'm losing, and you're like,

1046
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: you're doing great, sweetie.

1047
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 3: Yeah you look great.

1048
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: Your body looks good. You're double time.

1049
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 3: You Look at my friend.

1050
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: Look at she getting her ass, but look at him

1051
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 2: fucking ass. Look at my friend, she's doing it. She's

1052
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 2: and yeah.

1053
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: That so I feel like I should be like if

1054
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: you were the boxer in this analogy, then I'm like

1055
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: kind of your don King. I'm like helping you get

1056
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: stuff done, but I'm also like doing things for me.

1057
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: You know my right, you're in sa don King. I'm

1058
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: writing don King down as possible. You're my don King,

1059
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 1: You're a grand king.

1060
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 3: That's a great time. Please take a picture of all

1061
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 3: that so I can put it in the notes and

1062
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 3: post it. That's so funny. Yeah, I don't.

1063
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 2: I think that's I don't know anything else but to

1064
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 2: be that because when I was working as a waitress,

1065
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: that's the that's the vibes that we had of each other.

1066
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 3: We just kind of like the girls always showed up

1067
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 3: to my shows.

1068
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 2: They were like number one fans and told everybody about me.

1069
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 2: And because they showed me that, I was like, oh

1070
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 2: I have to it felt good, you made it made

1071
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 2: you feel.

1072
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 3: Like special, you know.

1073
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: So it reminds me of like, yeah, I like when

1074
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 2: people do that for me, but I also I truly

1075
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 2: love doing it for my friends because it makes me

1076
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 2: feel good.

1077
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: But that's what's so cool about when you do it, Sidney,

1078
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: is you do it because you don't know how to

1079
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 1: not do it. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, I feel like

1080
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna be an awesome mom. Really yeah, because you

1081
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you might not teach them how to like

1082
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 1: read that well or nothing.

1083
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 3: Like that, but shut up.

1084
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 1: Oh wow, y'all gonna be trying to read the words

1085
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,919
Speaker 1: together a bit. Y'are both gonna be sounding things out.

1086
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: But every game, every Science Fair, every Girl Scout meeting, Like,

1087
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna be the mom that is like you know,

1088
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: you don't how like at graduations they always say hold

1089
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: your applause until all the names have been called, and

1090
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: none of the black families ever listen. You gonna be

1091
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: that mom that has like the bullhorn and you're gonna

1092
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: have like a shirt with your kid's face on it

1093
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be you.

1094
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, Taraji p hints and my friend, Yeah, you're

1095
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 2: what I have to do. I mean it's sometimes I'm like,

1096
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's so obnoxious, But like I just

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Speaker 2: I think that the world is like hard, and especially

1098
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 2: what we're doing is even harder. And sometimes I remember

1099
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 2: like having a tough go on stage, but if I

1100
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 2: hear y'all laughing it, it makes me feel safe and

1101
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 2: feel good.

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00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 1: Yeah. So and also it's like grounding to hear your

1103
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: friends laughing at you, yeah, because you're like, especially if

1104
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: you're trying something new and the room is like unsure

1105
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: when you get that. And I feel like when you laugh,

1106
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: first of all, it fills the room because you've got

1107
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: a loud, rude laugh, and I know that my laugh

1108
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: is doing the same thing. So it's you know, it's encouragement. Yeah,

1109
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: it's comedy encouragement. But also like my friend is funny. Yeah,

1110
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: if y'all ain't laughing at my friend, it's something wrong

1111
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: with the room. Let's reset the room. Man.

1112
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 3: Y'all are giving me seven o'clock and it's.

1113
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: Seven o'clock energy. We need that late show energy.

1114
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, And speaking of shows, thank you guys so much

1115
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 2: for your coming through to the NIT and going Sunday

1116
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 2: and you're giving us hugs and you're so sweet and

1117
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 2: you're saying kind things and you're but.

1118
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,959
Speaker 1: You're hugging out saying you smell good. Yeah, that's really

1119
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: all that matters to me.

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00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 2: You're so beautiful and we really everybody who is a

1121
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 2: fan of the pod. Molly, I'm gonna get back to you, Molly,

1122
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 2: she wants to be our assistant. I promise I'm gonna

1123
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 2: call you back. I hope you're listening. She called you, No,

1124
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: she emailed. She emailed me because I gave her the email.

1125
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 2: But you know, I am bad with emails. And I

1126
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 2: emailed her and I was like, I'm gonna call her,

1127
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 2: and then I didn't call her.

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00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Molly had some words for me the other day.

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00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: I said, okay, Sins, let me let me take a

1130
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: step back. She was like, I messaged you already and

1131
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: I was like, well, message me again. I got a

1132
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: lot of DM send me another message. And she was like,

1133
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna message you and if you don't respond, and

1134
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: she I said, Sis, you clearly do listen to the

1135
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: podcast because you sound like me. But also, maybe you

1136
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: don't listen to the podcast because you're talking to me

1137
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 1: like me.

1138
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 2: So I said, you guys need me, And I said, oh, okay,

1139
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 2: all right, well I like you.

1140
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, maybe maybe we do need her because she

1141
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 1: said that.

1142
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 3: I mean the way she wrote the email.

1143
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 1: What did she say in the email? Can you read

1144
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: like not the whole thing shout out to Johnny Dragon,

1145
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: read like a couple of the cliff notes.

1146
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 3: Then I have to call her, and you got to.

1147
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: Call her, and we'll and hopefully we'll have a little

1148
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: assistant for the unofficial Expert and we'll be able to

1149
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: give y'all the quality and the quantity of stuff that y'all.

1150
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 3: Okay, look at this wos long.

1151
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well give us you know the spark notes.

1152
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 2: Hey, Sidney, thank you so much for giving. Thank you

1153
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 2: so much for being so nice to me and giving

1154
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 2: me your email, and also for being fucking hilarious and

1155
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,879
Speaker 2: making my life better. From unofficial Expert to sid can't cook.

1156
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: To be honest, sid you cannot cook, but neither can

1157
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 2: I for you for being vulnerable with the world about it. Wow,

1158
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,479
Speaker 2: you or Marie need me as your free assistant. I'm

1159
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 2: for real attaches my resume and I'll give you a

1160
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 2: quick runtdown on my status so you know I am

1161
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 2: a cool person and perfect for the job. My name

1162
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 2: is Molly blank blank. I am twenty one years old.

1163
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 2: I already want and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah.

1164
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 2: I'm not a Mormon, though, don't worry. Elmn l oh no,

1165
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 2: laughing my ass off. I'm actually Jue.

1166
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 3: Okay, hella, we love it, hollo, and.

1167
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 2: Kind of my whole schlick stick. Basically, I'm the Alana

1168
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 2: Glazer of Salt Lake City and everyone knows me.

1169
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 3: Would confirm this.

1170
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: Okay, see Alana Glazer of Salt Like. So what that means?

1171
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: Is you sexually free? You funny?

1172
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1173
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 2: As your free assistant intern, I will be your little bitch. Seriously.

1174
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 2: I will get your coffee. I will get your dry cleaning.

1175
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 2: I will clean your dirty ass refrigerators. Sorry said, not

1176
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 2: trying to drag you. I will answer emails, I will

1177
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: schedule things for you. I will help however you need

1178
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 2: me to. There is no catch here. I will not

1179
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 2: make you guys pay me down the road. I am

1180
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,760
Speaker 2: not trying to use you guys to leverage my career.

1181
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 2: I will never try to slide in. Oh, can you

1182
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 2: guys get me into the comedy show. I simply and

1183
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 2: wholeheartedly just want to be paid in spending time with

1184
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 2: you guys and soaking up your knowledge and hilarity. Marie,

1185
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 2: you can pay me in smoke sessions or not. I

1186
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: can just watch Marie get high and then go get

1187
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 2: her some munchies from the bodega. I am literally down

1188
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 2: to get paid and hanging out with y'all.

1189
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that is so, that's really nice.

1190
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 3: I'm Molly. I'm calling you.

1191
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 2: If you're listening, Molly, I have already called you raggedy.

1192
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 3: You freaking sweet. Please don't single white female us.

1193
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking about. All you're saying all

1194
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 1: those nice things, and I'm getting Lifetime Movie Channel chills

1195
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: up and down my spot. She's not what the resume

1196
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: look like. She do excel and PowerPoint.

1197
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah she does.

1198
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 1: She's yeah, yeah yeah yeah, but what else does it say?

1199
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: Let me see? I just want to because I told

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00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: her to send me her resume, and I told her

1201
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: I was gonna read it all my life. Okay, she

1202
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: worked volunteered for Hillary Clinton. Okay, okay. Gorgeous graduated when

1203
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: two thousand and uh uh Dean's list. Okay, cool, Okay,

1204
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: I like this for us guys listening to the pod.

1205
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna post some stuff on the Instagram obviously when

1206
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: this episode comes out tomorrow. Ye, And we just want

1207
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: you guys to I don't know, I want to figure out.

1208
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: We gotta like test Molly or something. We gotta figure

1209
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: out a way to like see if she's gonna be

1210
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: a good assistant. So leave us comments.

1211
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 3: What makes somebody a good assistant?

1212
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: Right? And how can we properly test somebody to be

1213
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: an assistant for the unofficial expert, you know? And if

1214
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: there's something that you heard today that you felt like

1215
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: is a red flag, let us know so we know

1216
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: what to look out for. But honestly, she seems sweet,

1217
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: and she listens to the pod, And anybody who listens

1218
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: to the pod and then can approach us afterwards is

1219
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: a friend of mine. So push through. SIS. Never thought

1220
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: that I'd have an assistant named Molly, though.

1221
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 3: So doesn't matter. I just love the energy.

1222
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: Yes, keep the same energy, Sis when you're doing the

1223
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: assistant work though, So yeah, I think that's it. We

1224
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: made it to the end of the podcast, made.

1225
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 3: It fucking through. We did it, guys. I'm so fucking happy.

1226
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,439
Speaker 2: I'm glad that I brought my black ass over here

1227
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 2: to give you a better episode, the episode you deserve,

1228
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 2: the one that you love and see us in our shining.

1229
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 2: But also, you know, dry light. It's great, Yes, it's great.

1230
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: Well, the sun is setting and it's very dark in

1231
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: this apartment, so we gotta go. I can cut the

1232
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: lights on. But Sydney, I'm glad you came over, and

1233
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: I'm glad.

1234
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 3: That you anything for you friend, that you are more than.

1235
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: My don king sis.

1236
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 4: You are.

1237
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: The wind beneath my wings, beach.

1238
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 3: I will try.

1239
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 2: It will be an anemic wing, but I got you.

1240
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: No, I'm the wing. You're the wind.

1241
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, my my week wind will definitely lift

1242
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 2: you up.

1243
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: Thank you friend. Anyway, Bye guys, Bye Molly, Bye, Love

1244
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: you guys forever.

1245
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 4: This has been a Forever Dog production. The Unofficial Expert

1246
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 4: Is executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey.

1247
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 4: Senior producer Tracy Soren, Produced by Andrew McGuire. Cover art

1248
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:20,320
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1249
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:25,880
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1250
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:30,520
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1251
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:36,240
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1252
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,439
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1253
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,680
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