Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2: Slice reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is Slice time for Brooklyn Boys episode number
Speaker 3: three oh nine.
Speaker 2: I'm scary. That's brody. Hello, we have a lot to
Speaker 2: cover today.
Speaker 4: Do we go?
Speaker 2: Do we have vote?
Speaker 3: I mean I make it sounds so like, oh, we've
Speaker 3: got to get to this. This is important stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't even know we have to cover because
Speaker 2: we haven't heard the messages yet. Yeah, so we could
Speaker 2: have nothing to cover. Well we have. Yeah, we're not
Speaker 2: even covering it and the slices of covering it, we're
Speaker 2: just reacting to their covering it. We have a medium
Speaker 2: amount if I'm okay, But look, was they covered it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have a lot to play, a lot to
Speaker 3: play covered of what you covered.
Speaker 2: For it right now? They had homework assignments. I gave
Speaker 2: them homework assignments. We gave them I think a homework
Speaker 2: assignment I did. We both did. So I would like
Speaker 2: you know what I'd like to hear. I'm excited. I
Speaker 2: want to hear. Hey, this is Charlie from a place
Speaker 2: we've never heard of on this slice before. I've never
Speaker 2: called before. And here's my opinion. We'll see if Charlie
Speaker 2: give us a call, whoever Charlie is so.
Speaker 3: Obviously, the only way you can leave you talk talk
Speaker 3: back is if you listen to the iHeart Radio app. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's the benefit of listening through the iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 3: You get to click on the microphone and leave us
Speaker 3: one of these little voicemail talk back feedback thingies.
Speaker 2: And here's another thing, just to just to pull the
Speaker 2: curtain back. Let's say you love I Heart, you love Spotify,
Speaker 2: you love iTunes or Apple podcasts whatever I'm saying, or Deezer,
Speaker 2: you can listen to the podcast on those and then go,
Speaker 2: you know what, I want to leave a talk back.
Speaker 2: Open up your Heart Radio app to this episode and
Speaker 2: leave the talkback. Yeah, I'm just saying. You don't have
Speaker 2: to listen to the actual podcast onheart radio if you
Speaker 2: don't not able to, or you're you're used to getting
Speaker 2: downloaded on Spotify, But then come over and leave a
Speaker 2: talk back on Onheart Radio. I like that. Tell your
Speaker 2: friends to leave talkbacks too, Tell all your friends you
Speaker 2: could be on to list All right, let's see what
Speaker 2: gifts are waiting under the tree for us this week. Brody, Yes,
Speaker 2: early Christmas.
Speaker 5: Hanka Reggie here, I have a free dessert question for Brody. So, Brody,
Speaker 5: you know how to quick check. If you go and
Speaker 5: you order something off the digital screen, they make it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 5: You take the receipt that prints out of the little computer,
Speaker 5: you go pay for it in the front before you
Speaker 5: pick up the food. Then you have to go and
Speaker 5: give them the receipt. What do you do when they say, oh,
Speaker 5: we're out of part of what you already paid for.
Speaker 2: We don't know if that's a free dessert question, but
Speaker 2: it depends what it is. If they're out of roast beef,
Speaker 2: then obviously I don't get the sandwich. If they're out
Speaker 2: of potato chips, Let's say I want potato chips on
Speaker 2: my sandwich, then I would say, can I get an alternative?
Speaker 2: But if it was something like, let's say I wanted
Speaker 2: Russian dressing on my sandwich, which to me is a
Speaker 2: is a is a deal breaker? Right, that's a home
Speaker 2: run view, right? Yeah? I want something else. I want
Speaker 2: half off the sandwich I paid for, absolutely and give
Speaker 2: me if one of those you know that. I want
Speaker 2: a pretzel for by the register. I want something from
Speaker 2: the regist area, some gum something they're not going to
Speaker 2: give me that because they can't do that because they're all, like,
Speaker 2: you know, eighteen year olds going to hudgs work certainly
Speaker 2: not even with you.
Speaker 3: You're taking, Yeah, you're taking a lot more than what
Speaker 3: you've been you know, you've been cheated out of.
Speaker 2: So I would say, ring me up for a pack
Speaker 2: of gum and give me the sandwich. But I brought
Speaker 2: my money back on the sandwich. But again it depends
Speaker 2: on what the item was. See, I would have I
Speaker 2: would have I would have liked to have known what
Speaker 2: they were out of it. They were out of like
Speaker 2: you know, spicy peppers. You know, is that to make
Speaker 2: a break for you? With the out of like black
Speaker 2: olives or something like something like you could live it out. Well,
Speaker 2: it looks like like a biggie. But normally, knowing Reggie,
Speaker 2: I was waiting for some sexual perversion. Well, hold on
Speaker 2: a second, there's two more from Reggie in all. Maybe
Speaker 2: she'll ask some of.
Speaker 5: Those questions and they tell you they don't know how
Speaker 5: to refund the money off the receipt because the amount
Speaker 5: of money off the receipt is different from the main
Speaker 5: receipt that you paid for. Once you brought that little
Speaker 5: receipt to the front.
Speaker 2: We avoid the transaction, avoid the transaction, avoid the transaction,
Speaker 2: and even an oral, bro is there it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if your ton of sandwich is ruined, then you know
Speaker 2: you gotta get some oral again. I would say, like,
Speaker 2: let's say the sandwich is six ninety five and you
Speaker 2: don't have one of my main ingredients, then I think
Speaker 2: it's fair to re wring me up for like a
Speaker 2: five dollars samm find out foot long, but I'm not
Speaker 2: paying for a twice for the sandwich.
Speaker 6: I didn't get who was Brooklyn Boys? Hey, scary through
Speaker 6: I you a fucking lion's made. I'm listening to this
Speaker 6: podcast and you forgot what you were talking about thirty
Speaker 6: seconds into the conversation.
Speaker 7: Bro, that ship's fucking not working.
Speaker 6: It's definitely not may work.
Speaker 8: It's definitely not working.
Speaker 9: That shit sucks, Bro.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, in all fairness, I was dead tired
Speaker 3: when I did the last episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boys, so brother, I have something fun. I have
Speaker 2: some fun to play related to that. But I'm gonna
Speaker 2: wait till the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 10: That all right?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, sounds just remind me, by the way, that's
Speaker 2: that guy calls every week and he's funny, but he
Speaker 2: never says his name where he's.
Speaker 11: From Jersey Brodie. My name only has one E. It
Speaker 11: doesn't have to. That's only for social media, so the
Speaker 11: people I work with can't find me because I work
Speaker 11: in the school and don't always want all the people
Speaker 11: to great disguise my profile. And it was a little
Speaker 11: creepy when you said maybe because Nicole was hot.
Speaker 12: I don't think I was that girl's type.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, first of all, I don't know who you're
Speaker 3: hiding from by adding an extra EATI your name.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think you're tricking anyway. If you
Speaker 2: if your name is Nicoli Jones and I searched for
Speaker 2: Nicole Jones, it's coming up. Yeah. But I I I
Speaker 2: had no way of knowing that that looked like Niicoli.
Speaker 3: It's your second. I didn't didn't really be to come
Speaker 3: sounding exactly.
Speaker 2: It's like when you say Nikki James is hot, you
Speaker 2: don't know it's a guy. It happens, Hey.
Speaker 8: Bookok boys, James, Guys, we're asking about what cheap ship
Speaker 8: we got off a website. I decided this year for
Speaker 8: my birthday, I wanted a Galaxy print dress because I
Speaker 8: just love Galaxy and averagepace. So I get one off
Speaker 8: the site Shean, and holy shit, this thing was terrible.
Speaker 2: Shean Okay, is not Sheen. I don't know. It must
Speaker 2: be another one of those. No, it's a it's huge
Speaker 2: on TikTok young girls. That's the big thing they do.
Speaker 2: They do wholes all the time from that place. Okay,
Speaker 2: spell that uh s c e I N s h
Speaker 2: c i N.
Speaker 8: The first problem with it was that it was the same.
Speaker 13: Shi cheap vinyl material that they use for those drawstring
Speaker 13: backpacks that they give out at.
Speaker 8: So it was awful material. The second problem was that
Speaker 8: it was like two or three sizes smaller than what
Speaker 8: it said it was, so I try it on naturally.
Speaker 2: Hey, brob, what are you doing? You're talking all over her?
Speaker 3: Sorry, okay, that brother, you're being disrespectful to Jamie from Queen.
Speaker 2: My phone went off. Sorry, Jamie from Queen.
Speaker 3: Your microphone. Oh wait, I'm sorry. Your microphone is twenty
Speaker 3: dollars button your button there we're talking about. My microphone
Speaker 3: is the same microphone as yours. It's just not gold.
Speaker 13: The first problem microphone was that it was the same
Speaker 13: cheap vinyl Mati cereal that they use for those drawstring
Speaker 13: backpacks that they give out at events.
Speaker 8: So it was awful material. The second problem was that
Speaker 8: it was like two or three sizes smaller than what
Speaker 8: it said it was. So I try it on, naturally
Speaker 8: it's too small. I ended up getting stuck because the
Speaker 8: zipper is stuck, and then I had to break the
Speaker 8: fucking dress to get at them.
Speaker 3: Oh good, awful, you get what you paid for, Jamie.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I mean, what did you expect with that price?
Speaker 8: Hold on, let voice me again. Okay, scary you talked
Speaker 8: about going out to eat with doctor louse Weight to
Speaker 8: see what I did there? No jingle, and I guess
Speaker 8: you felt self conscious about what you were eating in
Speaker 8: front of him A little bit. I know that feeling.
Speaker 8: I have a friend who's a professional dietician. We went
Speaker 8: grocery shopping together, and everything I put in my cart
Speaker 8: she had to pick up and look at the nutritional
Speaker 8: information and ingredients and all that, and I felt so
Speaker 8: self conscious.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, first of all, don't take them shopping. Second
Speaker 2: of all, I wouldn't even be friends with them at
Speaker 2: that point. Well, they shouldn't be doing their job. In
Speaker 2: the supermarket looking at the ingredient list. Unless you said
Speaker 2: head love your opinion on what I'm buying, I gotta
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I gotta go shopping on my own though.
Speaker 3: I can't have anybody around me when I'm shopping, because
Speaker 3: I am that if.
Speaker 2: You want to buy two hundred dollar peanut butter, you
Speaker 2: you buy your.
Speaker 3: I look through the labels. I found a really cool,
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Speaker 3: but there it's called s I E. T. E. They
Speaker 3: make flowerless tortilla chips with cassava flower.
Speaker 2: M hm, so good anyway, So it's called seven.
Speaker 3: Well the family. Yeah, but they make other things too.
Speaker 3: They make so many great products. Their name is seven Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's that's yeah, because there's seven of them in the family.
Speaker 3: So so look up products, folks. It's they're all cleaning.
Speaker 3: ADI sponsor, not a sponsor, you know what. I want
Speaker 3: to go after them now. I actually want to get
Speaker 3: them as a sponsor. That's fine for the podcast. Their
Speaker 3: their story and they've got a lot of it.
Speaker 2: I say, media for me, Did I see media for you? Hey?
Speaker 3: Yeah no, But they've got amazing clean products, good stuff
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Speaker 9: Who's Bobby, Hey, Broo boerhor this and.
Speaker 2: So is you can worry.
Speaker 14: What if Robin is an alien from out of space,
Speaker 14: that's where they would be from. She can't get married
Speaker 14: to Scary Jones. It's not that Scary Jones don't want
Speaker 14: to marry Robin, but.
Speaker 15: They can't because she's an alien, an illegal alien from
Speaker 15: out of space.
Speaker 2: The part two coming up.
Speaker 3: But Brody, he had to clarify out of space, out
Speaker 3: of space because they could be from under the ocean.
Speaker 3: Because as you know, they're now saying that aliens come
Speaker 3: from well beneath the sea, all the way down below
Speaker 3: the surface.
Speaker 2: Okay, if aliens came from the ocean, they wouldn't the
Speaker 2: aliens because that's still part of the planet. Now, if
Speaker 2: you're saying aliens came here and are living under the water,
Speaker 2: that's fine. But if they were they were born here,
Speaker 2: they could run for president if they were born in
Speaker 2: an American ocean or in the war.
Speaker 3: I'm just letting you know that you corrected him for
Speaker 3: saying out of space is redundant, but it's not.
Speaker 2: It is no, and the alien is from out of space,
Speaker 2: an alien from under the water is from under the water,
Speaker 2: which is not an alien? Yeah, why not, because an
Speaker 2: alien means not from here, not from here. Yes, they
Speaker 2: somehow appeared from under the water. They appeared then they
Speaker 2: were born on Earth. Now under the water is earth. No,
Speaker 2: they say these aliens are not from here. They say
Speaker 2: they are stupid A.
Speaker 9: Brook boy, that's and he's always burnt and scary.
Speaker 2: He's getting faster with that.
Speaker 9: If Scary Justice.
Speaker 15: Is taking lismark from me, why is he getting all
Speaker 15: the facts wrong?
Speaker 16: It's true.
Speaker 15: First he said Peter chips for he solid. Then he
Speaker 15: said tortilla chips. Gandhi said he put it on Instagram shot.
Speaker 15: But Scary Jones thinks is from EMU. She referenced Wish,
Speaker 15: but she never spidies from timUL.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything for you, Juan. I just like
Speaker 2: Ghandi Gandhi by the way, not Gandy Kandhy. Like the
Speaker 2: cool music though from uh that? Yeah, what's it from
Speaker 2: scary the show with with the two with with is
Speaker 2: that the that's not the is it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, it is that Oh wait wait wait wait
Speaker 2: it's with the guy and the girl. Damn it. I
Speaker 2: forgotten it. I M and s. I never watched it. Well,
Speaker 2: you never watched Moulder and Scully. Moulder and Scully from
Speaker 2: the X Files. That's right there you go.
Speaker 9: Hey, brown boys, you boy about this.
Speaker 2: That's why Bruni is carry You're damn right.
Speaker 15: Scary just have been taken lions, Mad's mortals who may
Speaker 15: or may not increate.
Speaker 9: There's been the capacity. However, there's a two shows in.
Speaker 15: The Elvis run replay network labeled how to get out
Speaker 15: of Jewelry Duty. Maybe Scary Jones would have been there.
Speaker 15: He would remember how to get out of jewelry duty
Speaker 15: like a broken So my wife ordered from Timo and
Speaker 15: hold on because this is going to be like.
Speaker 9: A four parter.
Speaker 2: No please, you just had a bro.
Speaker 9: So she ordered a pair of earrings of a certain
Speaker 9: figure that would not describe. One is looking to the
Speaker 9: and one's looking to the right, one for the left,
Speaker 9: one for the right ear.
Speaker 2: Peanus series cop rings.
Speaker 15: And guess what happened. So she only received one earring.
Speaker 15: So she's to the left, and she called the message
Speaker 15: and said, hey, I only have one earring and it's
Speaker 15: the one looking to the left, and they said, don't
Speaker 15: worry about it, will refund your money. We'll send you
Speaker 15: back apparel earrings. Don't worry about it. And then what happened?
Speaker 15: They sent her another earring, one earring, also the left one.
Speaker 15: So now my wife calls again, messagehem, gets gets another refrint.
Speaker 15: They charge your credit card again. They send her package.
Speaker 15: The package is empty. Fuckings from China's fugging empty. Now
Speaker 15: she has two left earrings and if you have you
Speaker 15: cannot possibly weigh these two mother ethnic earrings.
Speaker 2: And she's.
Speaker 10: Who going on?
Speaker 9: He thanks always, So in the conversation jaws on the path.
Speaker 2: He's changing the topic. Hold on, wait it fit. He's
Speaker 2: all over the place. We missed the call.
Speaker 3: He's also competing with the trucker. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: what to tell you, buddy. I mean get once again,
Speaker 3: you get what you pay for? Empty bottle Now he's going, yeah,
Speaker 3: now from which you should to coming?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 9: And it's always Brownian and scary.
Speaker 15: So in the conversation of sauce on the pasta is
Speaker 15: mixed or is on top me three years of experience
Speaker 15: working at the olive Garden, the sauce is always mixed
Speaker 15: with the pasta.
Speaker 2: Then I definitely want.
Speaker 15: You want the sauce. No, the sauce is mixed, brother
Speaker 15: Sauce is mixed. He scar if Scary Jones is really
Speaker 15: taking lions mace monsters.
Speaker 2: Okay again, then where is.
Speaker 15: My boys Roddy music? Who was sucking him truly fucking
Speaker 15: him in the ass and you have not played the music. Well,
Speaker 15: the rat is scary. I'm sorry, but it may not
Speaker 15: be working, or it may I don't know any more scary.
Speaker 2: That's very funny.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, hey for effort, Thank you, Juan Valdez.
Speaker 3: We'll leave it right there. We're gonna live, We're gonna
Speaker 3: put a pin in.
Speaker 9: It Boys podcast.
Speaker 15: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: I like the creativity. Yeah, he's got themed music. Although
Speaker 2: he left his hanging on that second topic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just kind of it was an incomplete thought.
Speaker 3: Maybe you need some lions mains mushrooms. They may work,
Speaker 3: or they might not. They may not, they may they
Speaker 3: may do nothing for you. You know, you know Elvis
Speaker 3: is taking them now, Elvis is taking them along with
Speaker 3: the cordyceps.
Speaker 2: Yep. Absolutely, uh huh. He's taking them lions main mushrooms
Speaker 2: because you told them to.
Speaker 3: Because they may help brain fog, they may help, you know,
Speaker 3: reverse dementia, things like that.
Speaker 2: All right, Well I'll let you you know, I'll listen
Speaker 2: to the show if Elvis sounds like he's dementia free.
Speaker 16: They're working Hibe boys. It's Riska from Brooklyn. Carry Are
Speaker 16: you going to give us an update on your lion's
Speaker 16: main shit? Because I don't know if you realized you
Speaker 16: literally said what was I just talking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 16: I know, literally you said what was I just talking about?
Speaker 16: Like you had forgotten what you said two minutes ago.
Speaker 2: So I'm a little worried for you.
Speaker 3: Well, Rifka, you know, to be quite honest, Brody drags
Speaker 3: me through the mud and forces me to record this
Speaker 3: podcast late at night.
Speaker 2: Yeah late.
Speaker 3: It's eight o'clock right now, as I did is eight
Speaker 3: oh two now eight yes, yes, here on a Monday
Speaker 3: night on September twenty third, and my energy is done
Speaker 3: for the day. I wake up at four o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning. Brody doesn't have that problem. He can cut
Speaker 3: up at noon one o'clock. He don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: He's only been up for like eight hours. I've been
Speaker 3: up for sixteen hours, all right, So well, we do
Speaker 3: the podcast in the early afternoon, like or.
Speaker 2: When I get home from work. That's why we did.
Speaker 2: We did the podcast last week in the afternoon. We
Speaker 2: hit the ground running. Just say it. It's nice.
Speaker 3: Did wake up, take a shower, be refreshed and do
Speaker 3: the podcast if it was my only gig.
Speaker 2: It's not. So you got to cut me some slack.
Speaker 3: Rifka and Juan and everyone else questioning about the efficacy
Speaker 3: of the Lion's main mushrooms Okay, all right, not working.
Speaker 17: So this is Andy from up in the Harrisburg area,
Speaker 17: the pizza guy that was fighting with.
Speaker 7: What's his name way up over there.
Speaker 2: You need Lion's main buddy.
Speaker 17: I call him chokes On Dick south Park reference. So
Speaker 17: I apologize. Wasn't trying to start a feud. It was
Speaker 17: a South Park reference. Clearly nobody got that, you know,
Speaker 17: miss chokes On Dick from South Park. So I do apologize,
Speaker 17: and part two coming. So Part two. I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 17: I've been a lawyer for ten years. I've done two
Speaker 17: week commiside trials. I've done civil jury trials. Scary, scooty,
Speaker 17: I get it, Jerry. Duty sucks, but people like me
Speaker 17: need you all to.
Speaker 9: Make our jobs work.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so do what you gotta do.
Speaker 9: Man done.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 17: He's continuing Mesta slies, Messta slies, messed us penta haul,
Speaker 17: he teach pedalwan.
Speaker 18: The echonet sucked.
Speaker 2: The acolite sucked. Yet, all right? Was that a reference
Speaker 2: to something that nobody gets? Well, he's doing it sounds
Speaker 2: like he's doing Chinese accent. But the actor in Paddle
Speaker 2: in the Acolyte was is North Korean. He's the star
Speaker 2: of squid Game. No ask, by the way, kid Game
Speaker 2: and squid Have you seen the trailer for squid Game two?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, it looks good. But I didn't watch squid Game one.
Speaker 2: So well, there is no squid Game one. There's just
Speaker 2: a Squid Game. I didn't watch that. No, you knew
Speaker 2: what I was talking about. It's like there's no Rocky one.
Speaker 3: There's no Jaws. One's Jaws and Rocky exactly. So to
Speaker 3: answer your question from earlier.
Speaker 2: Although there's a History of the World Part one, I'm
Speaker 2: just saying which.
Speaker 8: So part two.
Speaker 11: I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry we played that already.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. No, I'm gonna go report for my
Speaker 3: jury duty. He wanted to know about jury duty. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got called for Pettit jury duty. So I'm on November.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna pet it.
Speaker 3: If I'm bored? But uh yeah, no, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: It's just it's my civic duty to be there. I
Speaker 3: pronounced petite, by the way, petite, I will. There's nothing
Speaker 3: about me that's petite. It's third quarter, all.
Speaker 9: Right, baby from Brooklyn.
Speaker 19: He colon about the Jets jacket. I have a funny.
Speaker 9: Story back in the day.
Speaker 19: I have a friend of mine in Brooklyn.
Speaker 5: He was a Spurs fan, continue us for five miles.
Speaker 20: Oh, and he he comes in with his jacket all
Speaker 20: proud and everything is like seven to eighth grade and
Speaker 20: on the back side it says the spops with a pity.
Speaker 20: Thirty years later and we're still making fun of him
Speaker 20: about his scoops Jack Spops and he probably his parents
Speaker 20: probably bought it for him on Canal Street.
Speaker 9: But what the hell?
Speaker 19: No, yoah, that's all pretty funny, guys.
Speaker 9: You guys brought back a good memory.
Speaker 7: Have a go on.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. The San Antonio Spops Spops. Hey, listen, you
Speaker 2: got an eight ball jacket scary back in the night. No,
Speaker 2: I wasn't one of those guys. The eight ball jacket.
Speaker 2: In fact, we were told not to buy them.
Speaker 3: Because they would get stolen because they were those were
Speaker 3: the jackets that the kids wanted.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the good thing is they were always He's
Speaker 2: able to find the guy who stolen from you because
Speaker 2: there isn't a spot in the crowd.
Speaker 3: That's true too, But I didn't want to be the
Speaker 3: guy with the bullseye, so I just wore my latigra.
Speaker 2: As only jacket.
Speaker 3: And the what is it? The the sassoon? The sassoon
Speaker 3: says so much.
Speaker 2: In the video?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 3: What was the other one with the V on the
Speaker 3: on the butt the V Vanderbilt jeans Vanderbilt and it was?
Speaker 2: And then when what was the nineties? He means cavaricis
Speaker 2: he means wrangler, wrangler, wrangles a w to Gloria Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2: What was the Versace? What was the V? I had
Speaker 2: Lee jeans eighties jeans with v's on the French toast.
Speaker 2: What it was? Sergio Valente? You remember?
Speaker 3: I remember the Oh, Sergio, you caught my eye when
Speaker 3: you're walking on by.
Speaker 2: Very nice. You knew the themes zoom Sergio Valente? Jeans?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you? Can I tell you something? Do
Speaker 2: you remember rainbow pocket jeans?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Uh, they were regular jeans that had a rainbow from
Speaker 2: the corner of your pocket to the other corner. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: I've seen that rainbow's on your pockets. And I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know why. But my first day of
Speaker 2: junior high school, which is seventh grade, this this blonde
Speaker 2: girl walked into the class wearing rainbow jeans with rainbows
Speaker 2: on her pocket.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: And I still to this day remember her what she wore.
Speaker 2: And I'm friends with her. She's one of the girls
Speaker 2: that we I go to my reunions with and I
Speaker 2: still remember the minute she walked into the room. And
Speaker 2: I saw this blonde girl who looked sort of like
Speaker 2: that's I'm dating myself, but fair faucet back in the day, okay,
Speaker 2: wavy blonde, curly hair with rainbow before my time. And
Speaker 2: as I'm no, it wasn't it wasn't your fuck. And
Speaker 2: now I'm looking at these as I'm looking at jeans
Speaker 2: from the eighties, for this bit, rainbow pocket jeans came.
Speaker 3: Up, I'm like, oh, did you ever want overalls? I
Speaker 3: never wore I didn't own overalls in Brooklyn. You get
Speaker 3: a bat to the head for wearing overalls.
Speaker 2: But the way are we doing the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 2: right now? I will tell you though, there was a
Speaker 2: guy across the street. He was the toughest guy in
Speaker 2: the neighborhood. His name was Tommy, nicest guy. But he's
Speaker 2: the kind of guy that everyone was afraid of because
Speaker 2: he would kill you, like with his hands. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: he wore overalls because he worked on cars. He would
Speaker 2: like work on cars outside his house. People drive up
Speaker 2: and he'd always come up from under they called grease.
Speaker 2: And you know, he's all like all over himself. But
Speaker 2: he wore like he wore overalls with no shirt. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 2: so like his arms. He had muscular arms and tattoos
Speaker 2: and he was always covered in grease. Dug Yes. So
Speaker 2: when I say nobody will overalls, let me take that back.
Speaker 2: Tommy wire overalls. And you know what, Tommy, you do
Speaker 2: what you want. It looks great on you. Yeah, No
Speaker 2: one was gonna tell him otherwise. Yeah, Tommy Warm.
Speaker 19: Ready for Brooklyn Guys again. By the way, Coloso has
Speaker 19: a place in Middletown, New Jersey too, next to Tillarcho's
Speaker 19: in the same falk and Lobrody and I also took
Speaker 19: your advice and went to Pancos. Pretty good pizza, my friend,
Speaker 19: pretty good pizza. Thanks for suggestion.
Speaker 2: You're welcome Panco Pizza same owners as uh Articho Pizza
Speaker 2: and Lions and Tigers and Squares.
Speaker 21: Hey Detroit, Walter from Long Island and well, guys were
Speaker 21: talking about Tim I got a notification from Timbu which
Speaker 21: I thought it was funny because I have not used
Speaker 21: that appen.
Speaker 2: Like six months for spying on you.
Speaker 21: But when I do use it, I usually use it
Speaker 21: for cheap profits and cosplay.
Speaker 2: And you're engaging wife.
Speaker 21: Speaking of costplay, Are you guys still going to NEWR
Speaker 21: Comic Con.
Speaker 2: I am hoping to go. I'm tentative.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I got my spot at the
Speaker 3: eBay booth to sell my garbage pil kid stickers to
Speaker 3: do an eBay live.
Speaker 2: Well, well you were going to talk about them, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: Hey, Brody's scary Monocolyrene about the homework regarding the episode
Speaker 10: three await regarding the girl that had thirty items in
Speaker 10: the ten ten item checkout lane, Umm, it's tankly not
Speaker 10: a scam. If I would be upset, absolutely, but it's
Speaker 10: fucking genius. If it doesn't specifically say that you can't
Speaker 10: check out as three people, well, smart idea, but I
Speaker 10: would still be pist.
Speaker 2: Hey, scams can be genius. It's still a scam. A
Speaker 2: good one, though, Scary.
Speaker 10: Hit the fucking jingle, Fitch.
Speaker 2: You're behind, Buddy.
Speaker 10: When you when Brody asked you to I'm sure I'm
Speaker 10: not the only one. I'm sure I'm probably gonna here
Speaker 10: that slice time, which I didn't listen to it because
Speaker 10: I listened in order. But when you mentioned that Brody
Speaker 10: could when Brody mentioned that he could win radio contest, yeah,
Speaker 10: you mentioned your client. I'm not going to say it again.
Speaker 2: You're behind and give them a shadow. We did it.
Speaker 3: I don't thank you, Monoco, appreciate you pronounce his name properly.
Speaker 22: Brody and Scary. This is Maddie from Queens. Brody, have
Speaker 22: a question for you. Yes, a concert that I've had
Speaker 22: tickets for for at least the last six months, will say,
Speaker 22: And the artist that was putting at the concert has
Speaker 22: now decided to cancel.
Speaker 2: The concert Jane's Addictions.
Speaker 22: Like a week before we're due to see it. It's
Speaker 22: now been rescheduled from a Saturday evening to a Monday
Speaker 22: evening and in place of the cot in case of
Speaker 22: the concert, he's doing something that he has wanted to
Speaker 22: do all his life, while leaving his fans that paid
Speaker 22: money for this concert high and dry and mind you,
Speaker 22: on the day he's publicly booked himself now with three
Speaker 22: different appearances, all with us knowing at least have the
Speaker 22: decency like the artists in line say, I'm not feeling thove,
Speaker 22: but when is publicly known?
Speaker 8: What else you're doing?
Speaker 22: In Maddie from Queen, So how do you get free
Speaker 22: dessert on this other than the price of the ticket?
Speaker 2: Who's the art else and what are they.
Speaker 22: Doing compensated for it? How can you be compensated because
Speaker 22: no one's going to a concert on a Monday evening
Speaker 22: from a Saturday other than no longer listening to this
Speaker 22: artist because clearly he has no integrity or loyalty to
Speaker 22: his fans that brought tickets so early on and this
Speaker 22: was the first thing that was signed up for that day.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't I don't know who she's talking about,
Speaker 3: but does it really matter either way? I mean, the
Speaker 3: outcome is the same, Broie, like what she needs to
Speaker 3: I mean she wants advice, and how do you really
Speaker 3: do that? I think I think when you buy the ticket,
Speaker 3: the stipulations are written right there. You sign your life away,
Speaker 3: you know, when those first couple of screens that you
Speaker 3: understand of all of the rules and regulations, and and
Speaker 3: I think they cover themselves in that clause right then
Speaker 3: and there to say that the show can be moved
Speaker 3: and you will not get your money back. So it's
Speaker 3: kind of sorry, but tough titties, as they say, I hate,
Speaker 3: I hate to say that that. I don't think you
Speaker 3: get free dessert. I think you just got to sell
Speaker 3: the tickets online and get your money back that way.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Hmm, she can't go it's already been
Speaker 2: canceled or it's coming up. I mean, it's not going
Speaker 2: to cancel. It was moved. It was moved. It was moved.
Speaker 3: And if she's dealing with ticket bastard, then forget about it.
Speaker 3: She's not gonna figure.
Speaker 2: Out I'm trying to figure out who it is because well,
Speaker 2: why does that matter? Country? Well, because I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what mattis hold on.
Speaker 3: Eric Church canceled the concert on a Saturday night to
Speaker 3: go to a basketball game.
Speaker 2: But that was two years ago. Uh, Childish GAMBI, you know,
Speaker 2: canceled a show at Mohegan's Sun in August.
Speaker 3: So are you're trying to look at the history of
Speaker 3: who canceled and moved concerts and what the payout was
Speaker 3: if there was some payout.
Speaker 2: I'm trying. Here's the thing. I'd like to know what
Speaker 2: the artist is doing rather than going to the concert.
Speaker 3: It doesn't mean anything. It's the is she entitle or
Speaker 3: is she not? A title to a refund?
Speaker 2: Well, who cares. I'm sure she'll get a refund. You
Speaker 2: should get a refund. No, you can't. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's what she's saying. If they cancel a show, you
Speaker 2: can't you cancel it. They moved the show.
Speaker 3: They can't say they moved it from a Saturday to
Speaker 3: a Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't do that. I don't know what I don't.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it says like rain or shine, Like if it
Speaker 2: rains you have to go. It's a rain check date.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: When you cancel and you don't put a makeup date,
Speaker 3: then you get your money back, and that's the only
Speaker 3: time you get your money back.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is the tickets sometimes say on them. Hey,
Speaker 2: you know weather weather related is a hurricane or whatever,
Speaker 2: and the concert has to be moved if there's rain
Speaker 2: date or weather date, no refunds. But if the guy
Speaker 2: wants to go to a strip club that night because
Speaker 2: his favorite porn star is there, I don't think that's
Speaker 2: on the ticket. Well, I think there's gotta be exceptions.
Speaker 2: You can't just go. Yeah, I don't feel like going
Speaker 2: to the show. I'm not gonna do the show. Not
Speaker 2: gonna do it.
Speaker 3: He can die and for me because I know I'm
Speaker 3: saying I'm not saying it's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3: But I think he gets to do that and get
Speaker 3: away with it.
Speaker 2: Because the venue should do the right thing and refund.
Speaker 3: What what they should do and what they're gonna do
Speaker 3: because of their what they're contractually obligated to do are
Speaker 3: gonna be two different things. And I don't think she's
Speaker 3: got a case, unfortunately, because I have to.
Speaker 2: Know what that happened with concent But i'd have to
Speaker 2: know the rules and why why he bailed, if he
Speaker 2: bailed for a bad reason, if he bailed because he
Speaker 2: wanted to go to another person's concert, or he wanted
Speaker 2: to go to a baseball game. You know, like if
Speaker 2: the me the Mets Phillies game. Uh this you know
Speaker 2: this past weekend Saturday night was a great game to
Speaker 2: go to. The Phillies won, unfortunately for Mets fans, but
Speaker 2: it was a big game. Celebrity, A lot of celebrities
Speaker 2: were there. Look at a lot of celebrities this weekend.
Speaker 2: Look at asap Rocky bailing on the Heierreadia Music Festival.
Speaker 2: They said that he was sick, he had COVID and
Speaker 2: so he didn't perform. Meanwhile, he was on Meanwhile, he
Speaker 2: was on Instagram at Italy's Fashion Week with Rihanna taking
Speaker 2: all the pictures in the world. In Milan, he got
Speaker 2: he got better quick. Oh yeah, they have a cure
Speaker 2: for COVID in Milan that we don't know about. They
Speaker 2: must it must be immune.
Speaker 3: He must step into the country and all of a
Speaker 3: sudden he doesn't have COVID anymore.
Speaker 2: Sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, it's always but but this was all
Speaker 3: over the news, like you can't you couldn't avoid him
Speaker 3: and Rihanna out in public and thousands.
Speaker 2: Of if a sap Rocky canceled the concert she was
Speaker 2: going to and then showed up in Milan. I want
Speaker 2: a refund, right, I don't don't think. I don't think. No,
Speaker 2: this is the Iradia Music Festival and he's just one
Speaker 2: of several acts. I'm asking you a question, though. If
Speaker 2: a Rocky was playing the USB Arena.
Speaker 3: And it was just ever he was and then went
Speaker 3: to Milan, canceled and went to Milan to hang out
Speaker 3: with Rihanna would rere and then comes back a week later.
Speaker 2: On a Monday. Then he's a dick. But you get
Speaker 2: your money back? No you don't, because I yeah you do.
Speaker 2: Oh if you cancel it, yes, but you know a
Speaker 2: week and a half later, because he comes back from Italy,
Speaker 2: I don't think you get your money back?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck him. But I would like to know what
Speaker 2: artist he's embarrassed to say on the podcast. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 2: love to.
Speaker 5: Know SCROTI Scroty. Everybody want to know how old were
Speaker 5: you when you lost your virginity? Nobody wants really, because
Speaker 5: Scary say he himself was twenty in college.
Speaker 2: I was how old were you? Scrow Brodie? First of all,
Speaker 2: who was that? I don't asking that question? Does it matter? No?
Speaker 2: Around that age very close to Scary's age twenty five,
Speaker 2: he was twenty five. I was not twenty five, dude, No,
Speaker 2: very close to twenty.
Speaker 9: Episode three Z nine. This is Nick from Washington State,
Speaker 9: David Brody.
Speaker 23: You lived in the house and you had your own
Speaker 23: private pool with fancy lights for like fifteen years and
Speaker 23: you didn't invite Scary Jones of course, right, but like,
Speaker 23: for sure at least fifteen years or.
Speaker 2: So, I live there.
Speaker 23: Now, you're upset that Scary Jones is going for dinner
Speaker 23: with his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: What's There's no correlation there. You're going to Scary doesn't
Speaker 2: involve him having to drain the pool and put fresh
Speaker 2: water in. Scary Tony wasn't into the Santanello feast, but
Speaker 2: he went anyway. So these things happened.
Speaker 23: And I don't think Scary Jones's girlfriend monopolizes his time.
Speaker 23: It's just that all women are very organized and they
Speaker 23: say ahead, like, oh, if this is not going to
Speaker 23: work out, then let's do this.
Speaker 9: That's why all the PTA.
Speaker 23: Meetings in the world in every school are going pretty smooth,
Speaker 23: because the women in charge of that. I'm just saying,
Speaker 23: I'm just telling you the truth here, all right, And
Speaker 23: uh yeah, of course Scared Jone's gonna pick his girlfriend,
Speaker 23: not you. Yeah, it's me again, Nick from Washington State. Oh,
Speaker 23: and by the way, I think I have idea why
Speaker 23: Scare Jones didn't want it. They didn't want to, you know,
Speaker 23: hang out with you or whatever, because you might be
Speaker 23: a little bit difficult when it comes to eating out,
Speaker 23: when it comes to restaurant and your soda and the
Speaker 23: ice and how much vegetables need to be taken out
Speaker 23: of the feud.
Speaker 2: You know who you are. Come on, just own up
Speaker 2: to it, Nick. It is what it is.
Speaker 3: Nick, I'm not embarrassed to say that's exactly why I
Speaker 3: don't go out to eat with Brody because he causes
Speaker 3: the problem every time.
Speaker 2: That's not true. I didn't cause a problem at the steakhouse.
Speaker 2: You didn't pay for it.
Speaker 23: Skyler from New Jersey.
Speaker 5: I don't mind if Brody goes and wins the ten
Speaker 5: thousand dollars or whatever you're giving away at them all.
Speaker 5: He didn't show up, You go, bro I'm gonna support
Speaker 5: you doing that.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, Scaring Hey, guys, Scary and Brody.
Speaker 24: He went from the Bronx over there calling about three
Speaker 24: hundred and eight episode the target Lady with the thirty
Speaker 24: items out of ten times or less. It's a scamboni obviously,
Speaker 24: and obviously the honess falls on the target employee. She
Speaker 24: the woman making the purchase, is brilliant if you ask me, yep,
Speaker 24: because the target's employee is target employee is naive and stubnod.
Speaker 3: Shall thank no argument on the money. There, he nailed it.
Speaker 3: He's on the money.
Speaker 24: Herey and Brody Brody and Scary Rock and Steve over
Speaker 24: there from the Bronx.
Speaker 7: Brody, I think you.
Speaker 24: Should totally enter that contest of the American Dream and win.
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 8: Why not?
Speaker 24: Like you said, you're no longer an employee of my heart,
Speaker 24: So go for it, Bud, thank you.
Speaker 7: He's my phone number two.
Speaker 24: If you message me, well, I can't be there obviously,
Speaker 24: use I can't scan the QR cod unless it's online
Speaker 24: from an entry. Then hit me up and I'll scan
Speaker 24: it for you over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, we can talk about this on
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Boys podcast. But how many times have companies
Speaker 2: sent you a QR code on your phone and it
Speaker 2: says scan this. Yeah, there's got to be a way
Speaker 2: to screenshot a QR code that it scans it by
Speaker 2: doing that, right, Because if you don't have a laptop
Speaker 2: or other computer. You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't scan it right. You need another device. I
Speaker 3: chances on or watch. You are viewing it on the
Speaker 3: device that you're asking you to scan on, and you
Speaker 3: can't fight right.
Speaker 2: I had a situation like that just last week where
Speaker 2: a company sent me a QR code and said scan
Speaker 2: this right. I was in my car. I can't sc
Speaker 2: were am I gonna have? I gonna pull it up
Speaker 2: on another device? No, send me a link, stupid, then
Speaker 2: I can click.
Speaker 25: Hey, b boys, Scary, you did phenomenal with United, but
Speaker 25: I do betomly it was Brodie's brilliant toutelage that guided
Speaker 25: you toutlage person who doesn't accept less than and I
Speaker 25: believe we're all benefiting from your brilliance.
Speaker 8: Brody.
Speaker 25: Thank you, and we're all learning that free dessert is
Speaker 25: warranted in all situations.
Speaker 2: And thank you.
Speaker 8: If not even thank you, I have a great day.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 18: Yeah, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Chelsea from Massachusetts commenting
Speaker 18: on episode three or nine. Brody asked us to leave
Speaker 18: our opinions on whether he should get a little something
Speaker 18: something for helping Scary with the strategy to make sure
Speaker 18: he's made whole and gets the free dessert. Yeah, Brody,
Speaker 18: I think that if Sary had asked you to help
Speaker 18: him craft the email response, then you'd be warranted to
Speaker 18: a bite of his free dessert. Anyways, peace out, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I asked him three times and he never got
Speaker 2: to it, so I said I then the next day
Speaker 2: you're like, I did it already. Yeah, I can't wait
Speaker 2: for you second. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you still as as are. The previous caller said, you
Speaker 2: did what you did because I told you how to
Speaker 2: do it. No paid homage to me by doing it
Speaker 2: and then going back for more when I told you
Speaker 2: it was. But but it's scary good enough. No one's
Speaker 2: answered that question yet, all right, way, saddle Brook said,
Speaker 2: you did phenomenally phenomenal, but phenomenally.
Speaker 8: L Again, I'm just wondering, how, how the heck do
Speaker 8: you guys know how to do.
Speaker 17: The captain's voice so well?
Speaker 8: I'm impressed.
Speaker 2: Oh the captain's voice. What captain's voice? Oh the pilot, Oh,
Speaker 2: the pilot's voice, Because it's you know, doing an impression,
Speaker 2: that's all. That's how it sounds. The cursing on an
Speaker 2: altertunive thirty thousand things. If you look out the right
Speaker 2: side of their planned you will see the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 2: We're cruising now at an altitude of thirty seven thousand feet.
Speaker 2: Your food to relax, your your seats and put down
Speaker 2: the trade table if you like, and one of our
Speaker 2: lovely flight attendants we'll be coming. That's a little bit
Speaker 2: more abrasive I usually effect on you.
Speaker 4: This is your captain speaking. We've reached out cruising altitude
Speaker 4: of thirty seven hundred miles. We're going to turn off
Speaker 4: the seat belts now and looks like a smooth ride
Speaker 4: up ahead. Maybe a little turbulence in the way, maybe
Speaker 4: two hours in, and then we'll be arriving in three
Speaker 4: hours and twenty minutes. So sit back, relax and enjoy
Speaker 4: the ride.
Speaker 2: That's pretty much. It's pretty much what they say. This
Speaker 2: is a swept there's got to be stript. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: what you could. Uh, we're going to be experiencing a
Speaker 2: little chop at about a half hour to the flight.
Speaker 2: Will remind you again as it approaches. We remind you
Speaker 2: to keep your seat belt on during the during the turbulence,
Speaker 2: and we will do our best to fly above it,
Speaker 2: or below it or around it, but there may be
Speaker 2: some chop.
Speaker 4: Thank you for flying different least guys, Hey b boys.
Speaker 26: Christy again from Saddlebrook. I finished that segment, and I
Speaker 26: have to say, I am a corporate travel agent and
Speaker 26: I deal with airlines all the time, all day or so,
Speaker 26: and you really should be proud of yourself. You did great.
Speaker 26: It's not easy getting stuff out of them, especially in
Speaker 26: today's world. Could you have pushed for more, yes, they
Speaker 26: might have given you an upgrade certificate or a couple
Speaker 26: of bucks more. But you did good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did all right. You know, the juice is
Speaker 2: not worth the squeeze.
Speaker 3: At some point I pushed as hard as I could
Speaker 3: as far and it's just like it's like I didn't
Speaker 3: need to go the extra mile, the extra lap.
Speaker 2: Who knows how.
Speaker 3: The extra five thousand miles would would that have would
Speaker 3: have that have really made the difference? Was it a
Speaker 3: first class ticket somewhere would have been nice? I don't
Speaker 3: know if that would have if I don't know if
Speaker 3: it would have escalated to that. They may have thrown
Speaker 3: christ from saddle Brook. They have thrown in a twenty
Speaker 3: five hundred miles. I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: But all right, you get a be get aa bee
Speaker 2: on that, I'll.
Speaker 21: Give you a bee k Boys, Chelsea, Bee boy, Rody.
Speaker 15: You were surprisingly.
Speaker 8: Calm, and you're retelling of the Verizon Hulu nightmare.
Speaker 5: We only got a slight.
Speaker 8: Taste of the fervor. We need more.
Speaker 13: We want the outreache, we want the yelling, we want
Speaker 13: the full fervor.
Speaker 2: I will give you full fervor. Next, I apologize. I apologize, Scary.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm this is what my life is turned into.
Speaker 3: I am apologizing now for not screaming loud enough calmly.
Speaker 2: Telling a story. I assure you that it was a
Speaker 2: much louder conversation. But here's the thing. When you're on
Speaker 2: the phone with the level two supervisor, whatever the fucking
Speaker 2: title was, I tried the old get more flies with
Speaker 2: honey or bees bees with honey. Rather, I tried being
Speaker 2: extra nice, but still came out in the trap. My
Speaker 2: fervor still came out, though there was fervor everywhere. In fact,
Speaker 2: Scary would have played the ferver music. Broughte home the music.
Speaker 5: Since you both run radio for so long, What the
Speaker 5: vest you.
Speaker 8: Ever had to pee? Was it while on air or
Speaker 8: in a car trip or what I mean.
Speaker 2: What does the radio pot have to do with the
Speaker 2: car trip? I don't quite. I gotta play that. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I mean, there are times in my life.
Speaker 8: What's the best you ever had to pee? Was it
Speaker 8: while on air or in a car trip?
Speaker 2: Or or so? Do you realize this person uh real
Speaker 2: voice or not?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: This is the first time this person or this persona
Speaker 2: has called and so far has asked us how old
Speaker 2: we were when we lost our virginity? And the most
Speaker 2: we ever had a pee? I mean, I guess the
Speaker 2: most the worst you ever had to pee was that
Speaker 2: time you actually peed your pants. You not you specifically scary,
Speaker 2: but you in general, because you had to piece so
Speaker 2: badly you couldn't hold it in.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it was that time when I was nine
Speaker 3: years old in wall bounds and it wasn't pe Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I had to just I had to take
Speaker 3: a dump.
Speaker 2: And no, she's talking about peace stick to the pe pee.
Speaker 2: I thought pee? How old? I mean, I was eight
Speaker 2: or nine years old and I was playing little league
Speaker 2: baseball and I got a little pea stained on the
Speaker 2: white stretchy baseball pants, and so I thought it would
Speaker 2: be a good idea if I threw dirt on myself, like,
Speaker 2: you know, covered my pants with dirt, so I slid
Speaker 2: getting off the field, I slid into second like to
Speaker 2: just like, oh I got dirty. But when I stood
Speaker 2: up there was a little bit of dirt on my
Speaker 2: thighs and a big dirt patch where the pea was
Speaker 2: because the pea attracted more dirt, so I made it worse,
Speaker 2: so I had Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3: Well for me, I was driving cross country with my
Speaker 3: buddy Brian toilet Brian, and there was no toilet around.
Speaker 3: We were on Interstate ten, going from I believe Dallas
Speaker 3: to El Paso, that long, awful, boring stretch of road
Speaker 3: where I.
Speaker 2: Think the speed posted speed limited. It's eighty five miles
Speaker 2: an hour.
Speaker 3: It's hard to fathom that they have those black and
Speaker 3: white signs, but yeah, it was eighty five miles an
Speaker 3: hour because you guys just driving through the fucking desert
Speaker 3: and there was nothing for miles. There was no exit,
Speaker 3: there was no rest stop, and I had to take
Speaker 3: a piss. So Brian just pulled over in the side
Speaker 3: of the road and I just peed freely into the wind.
Speaker 2: It was an original guitar player from Kiss p Freely.
Speaker 2: He's my frae, my favorite.
Speaker 16: Hey guys, I bought a two dollars and ninety cent
Speaker 16: wedding set.
Speaker 21: On TMU.
Speaker 16: A wedding what and I wanted it just to wear
Speaker 16: on vacations and not risk losing my actual set in
Speaker 16: the ocean like a friend of mine.
Speaker 2: It's just done.
Speaker 8: Let me tell you, I get more compliments on that
Speaker 8: two dollars ninety cent wedding set from TIMU than I
Speaker 8: do on my actual ten thousand dollars engagement Raine.
Speaker 11: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: No, she's talking about the ring. According to Wikipedia, wedding
Speaker 2: set it was.
Speaker 3: It was a fake, fake wedding ring. That's what she
Speaker 3: for two ninety eight. Good job. Now, that's a goodbye
Speaker 3: right there. She wants to She wants to be able
Speaker 3: to use it as a placeholder. She doesn't wanted to
Speaker 3: get lost, so she she has the fake one stand
Speaker 3: what fake means scary set? I didn't know what the
Speaker 3: word set meant. Yes, yes, a diamond vital set. Okay,
Speaker 3: I see what it is now? Okay, okay, hey boy,
Speaker 3: for by this again.
Speaker 27: It's twice in one episode, so scary just just mentioned
Speaker 27: Britty Warren in the morning chron and I have.
Speaker 9: Several questions her scary.
Speaker 27: Do you have another friend his name is Warren and
Speaker 27: this one came out and then he's pretty Warren?
Speaker 20: Yes?
Speaker 27: Or if he just is pretty Warren, which countered the
Speaker 27: algorithm that you have to those, because if he's the
Speaker 27: first Warren and the only warrant, then he.
Speaker 2: Should be just correct for us. Warren. I have a
Speaker 2: friend named Warren who's part of Alchorith. First Warren. You
Speaker 2: don't know him Warren. No, British Warren is the second Warren.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm asking. That's what one was.
Speaker 3: Yes, so yes, so to continue it falls in line
Speaker 3: with everything I've told you up to this point.
Speaker 2: But let me ask you a very important question. Let's
Speaker 2: say you met British Warren first and he was just Warren,
Speaker 2: with Warren from from Great Britain. He would be.
Speaker 3: Warren and the other one. You know, what would you
Speaker 3: call the other Warren? I don't know about. There was
Speaker 3: no standout characteristics. We would have had to cross that
Speaker 3: bridge when we get to it, and they can call
Speaker 3: him American Warren. Yeah, probably American Warren.
Speaker 2: American war Warren. That's my favorite son, American Warren. Now,
Speaker 2: were you doing the Grand Funk version or the Lenny
Speaker 2: Kravitz version? Definitely the Grand Funk version. Okay, so I
Speaker 2: was doing Kravitz, so it wasn't exact. Yeah, but but
Speaker 2: but that's why we do a podcast together. British but
Speaker 2: British Waren.
Speaker 3: Yes, because because what Wan Valdes is trying to do
Speaker 3: is catch me in a fucking like pickle where I
Speaker 3: and then call me racist. Right, that's what he's trying
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: The first a race. No, but then he would apply
Speaker 2: that logic to my previous ones, Black Sam, what's his name? No,
Speaker 2: Indian Matt, Indian Matt. Right, you have a black friend, though,
Speaker 2: what's his less? But he's just less racist, he's equal.
Speaker 3: No, but Indian Matt is Indian Matt, because not to
Speaker 3: just define him as Indian, because he's the second Mat.
Speaker 3: So British Warren is the second Warren. If British Warren
Speaker 3: was the first Warren, be Warren, and then the other
Speaker 3: guy would be.
Speaker 28: American and scary, scary and brody. It's says, I owe
Speaker 28: you an apology. Scary I would have gone for the
Speaker 28: airline as well. Now that I realize that you're facing
Speaker 28: the airline plus the uber eat. I say, fuck the
Speaker 28: five dollars salad or fifteen dollars salad. You got back
Speaker 28: what was yours and what was right for yours for
Speaker 28: the flight. I think you did a great job for
Speaker 28: your first time. So for your first Tonto bad man.
Speaker 22: You did a great job.
Speaker 2: I give you a bee.
Speaker 28: Besides, guys, let's be real, even if not even free dessert.
Speaker 16: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 28: That is the mantra we need to live by that.
Speaker 28: You know, don't let all these corporations and other billion
Speaker 28: dollar companies screw you for the amount of money that
Speaker 28: we spend to do things now in this economy, in
Speaker 28: this country in general. If you get railed, you need
Speaker 28: to get back what's rightfully yours. Take the time to
Speaker 28: do it because it's always worth it.
Speaker 2: Always thank you. You will never not get what you need,
Speaker 2: you know. Great job, Sarry Jones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Donnee, I love this, like my friends calling me
Speaker 3: down the block.
Speaker 29: Or cano soflowed Jue talking about people who bought up
Speaker 29: ten or whatever the fuck it's called.
Speaker 15: And Wish.
Speaker 29: My father in law was obsessed with Wish for a bit.
Speaker 29: He would buy the lights. He would buy this, he
Speaker 29: would buy that. He bought his sudden loss thresh shoes,
Speaker 29: and wow were they shitty. Like when I say uncomfortable,
Speaker 29: I mean they felt like they were.
Speaker 8: The whole thing was made a rubber and it was.
Speaker 29: Just Now, I'm a Colhon guy, and those shoes cohons.
Speaker 29: If I wear them, let's say, every Saturday morning when
Speaker 29: I go to synagogue and stuff, they'll ask me and
Speaker 29: then like sometimes like when I go out with my wife,
Speaker 29: they'll last me about, you know, a year and a half.
Speaker 29: These lasted I think about two months and then the
Speaker 29: soul fell off completely after just wearing them maybe eight
Speaker 29: nine times. He did tell me that he got them
Speaker 29: for three dollars, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, tamu sounds like two months. Probably some language,
Speaker 2: it means yeah, that shoes knock not gonna last very long.
Speaker 2: That would be his nickname. She was my friend. It
Speaker 2: comes two months shoes.
Speaker 30: Stept Brooklyn boys, It's Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx.
Speaker 9: Scary.
Speaker 30: Stop being a little bit about Jerry duty. First of all,
Speaker 30: you know our heart's gonna pay you. You know you
Speaker 30: have PTO. Second of all, you know you could afford it.
Speaker 30: You're not gonna go broke. Third of all, just show up.
Speaker 30: It says a week, they likely won't need you that long.
Speaker 30: I know you have such a busy county, but I
Speaker 30: live in New York City, baby. And even if they
Speaker 30: tell you a week at most, you get two three
Speaker 30: days before they let you go. If they don't choose you,
Speaker 30: and if you actually have a valid reason and you
Speaker 30: actually will be financially inconvenience, they will let you go.
Speaker 30: It's Maddie again. If you get a criminal court case,
Speaker 30: it's likely going to be faster than a civil court.
Speaker 30: Civil court is boring and long. Criminal court will not
Speaker 30: only be more entertaining, but it will likely go by
Speaker 30: faster unless you get like a recoach trial or something,
Speaker 30: in which case you're fucked. But it's okay, you have
Speaker 30: the money, you could afford it. And Brody, I just
Speaker 30: want to point out those stereotypes about the cars. I'm
Speaker 30: okay with the charge of stereotype. I'm clearly kind of angry. However,
Speaker 30: don't you fucking compare us to a khmer, Maddie in
Speaker 30: regards to the timeliness if I show up to a
Speaker 30: social gathering within half an hour to an hour of
Speaker 30: the time I'm supposed to be there. I'm fucking timely,
Speaker 30: and you're welcome that I even showed up. If it's
Speaker 30: a more professional issue, fine be on time. However, five
Speaker 30: to ten minutes, even up to fifteen, that's timely.
Speaker 2: I'm a millennial, all right, thank you. I did not
Speaker 2: realize that Maddie from the Bronx and Brooklyn drove a charger.
Speaker 2: Yeah and nah, she's very concise, and she's very compared
Speaker 2: us to Camaros. And yes she did, and very compartmentalized
Speaker 2: in her thoughts. I like that.
Speaker 12: Great, Ay, Brodie, somebody somewhere over here over there, Hey,
Speaker 12: getting a colonoscopy because you did? No, but when you did,
Speaker 12: did you have bone? Bro the day before? Because you
Speaker 12: can't eat? And I wonder if this happened to you.
Speaker 12: I see on the one I have it says nine
Speaker 12: grams of protein, and then it says not a good
Speaker 12: source of protein. What is a good source of protein?
Speaker 12: Nine grams is good? I don't understand, do you know
Speaker 12: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Nine grams isn't amount? Not a source. So I'm not
Speaker 2: really sure what you're saying. You're not supposed to have
Speaker 2: any protein a night bone broth. If it's dark enough,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't be you shouldn't be eating it. You can
Speaker 2: have clear broth like a chicken soup. You can like
Speaker 2: Wanton soup. Plane you can have.
Speaker 30: But I was.
Speaker 2: I was mostly Wanton soup and gatorade for electrolytes.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Scamboni.
Speaker 12: I got a delivery from lumber Liquidators. They didn't do
Speaker 12: what they were supposed to do.
Speaker 9: They didn't.
Speaker 12: I paid for Room a Choice, they didn't bring it
Speaker 12: to the Room Choice. So I call them. They say
Speaker 12: you got to call the store. Call a store. They
Speaker 12: say you got to call the main number. What would
Speaker 12: Brody do? I know you would raise hell. But Scambony,
Speaker 12: fuck lumber Odatos, fuck ll flour and fuck them all.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 2: I'm not one hundred percent sure how they screwed you.
Speaker 2: I was a little scared you catch that. It was
Speaker 2: a little fuzzy on what they did wrong. Thing. But
Speaker 2: if they're going to bounce you around on the phones,
Speaker 2: if it's not too far away, go in and speak
Speaker 2: to the manager in person. That's really the best results.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to deal with a headache when as other
Speaker 2: people go over here the conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, that makes my accomplishment that much more
Speaker 3: accomplishment of an accomplishment because I did this over email,
Speaker 3: so I didn't even get someone on the phone. But
Speaker 3: obviously the first thing to do is see somebody face
Speaker 3: to face, look them straight in the eye. I think
Speaker 3: that's when you get the most of you know.
Speaker 2: You want to see somebody, Okay, somebody like the manager.
Speaker 7: Look scary and Brody Brody and scary Scarody the knee
Speaker 7: from CT you know, for someone so delightfully cantankris as Brody.
Speaker 7: His ability to turn even the most mundane conversation into
Speaker 7: a thrilling roller coaster of sarcasm and wit is truly
Speaker 7: an art form. Never stop, never change, mister David Brody,
Speaker 7: the slice of all of you. You should be running
Speaker 7: this country. Things would get done, because, after all, you
Speaker 7: are the man of the people.
Speaker 2: If I were to be elected president, free dessert for
Speaker 2: all Americans, that's my place. What are you running on me? Inflation?
Speaker 2: I'm running on duncan military policy. America run America runs
Speaker 2: on Duncan. There you go a chicken in every pot?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that it was the thirties.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, thank you everybody for your submissions and
Speaker 3: your emissions.
Speaker 2: On nineteen twenty eight, Herbert Hoover. Herbert Hoover promised they
Speaker 2: chicken in every pot in a car, in every garage
Speaker 2: if he was elected. How'd that go? Well, now people
Speaker 2: have pot in a garage. But that's about it. Chuck,
Speaker 2: he didn't call, Chuck, Chuck Charles. Charles's in charge, and
Speaker 2: he didn't call. He's not in charge of me, He's
Speaker 2: in charge of you.
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