WEBVTT - #192 A Squishy Marshmallow 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:13.560 Nicky Glazery. Here's Nikki here. I am hello, Welcome to 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:16.279 the Nick Glazer Podcast. You had a little bit of 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:21.680 a break back with one episode this week, and then 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.079 another break and then another break, but then we're going 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:27.040 to be back again four episodes a week. We'll be 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:30.600 back to normal. Today's very special episode for right before 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:35.080 break before we start season two. Um, we have not 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:39.120 only Andrew and Noah here as usual, but today we 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:43.600 have a special guest, my sister, Laurence. Your sister. Yeah 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:48.440 you didn't know that, did you see it? Now? I'm like, 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:52.839 very serious, realize you are so similar. You guys are 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.160 born with like you what I would do for y'all's 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:59.760 teeth and mouth this is from braces. Hers are naturally 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:01.720 that straight. They just came in that way. But it's 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:05.600 like bottoms. Wait let me, Oh, yeah, you got dad's 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:08.280 but I got dad bottoms. Yeah, I got Dad's bottom. 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:14.679 Body got a dad bob. Everyone knows. Yeah. Um, Lauren, 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.800 I have to say, right before the podcast started, Lauren 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.200 just got a little cozy in the chair and like 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.840 put her arm like on my leg kind of like 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.319 you just said it there and it was touching my 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:29.560 leg and it was so soothing, Like I feel like 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.280 we just didn't touch a lot in our like we 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:33.800 didn't get that. I mean I used to make you 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:35.760 like sit on me and things like that. Do you 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.200 remember I used to do that? Yeah, this casting couch? 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.959 What is going on? What's about? You just lay on 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:46.200 the floor and I was just like, oh what, yeah, 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:50.560 put pressure on you. I'm so artistic talking about you 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.440 were put pressure just like, well, you just lay on me. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.480 I always wanted my mom and my sister to lay 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:59.200 on me like bank, just like lay on top of me. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:04.200 It feels so now. I mean we're basically on each 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.400 other because we can't sit on this chair. Yeah, this 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:10.799 chair is Honestly, I fucking love this. Can I get 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:12.600 a lot of weights so much? No, no, no, it 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:17.440 would be too much. This is perfect. Oh yeah, baby, 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:21.120 that's good. Baby tired. Yeah, Lauren and I are sitting 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.760 in this chair and usually, like all our guests sit here. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:28.000 Carlisle and Anya have said. Here was so probably and 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:34.280 this chair cannot contain two Blazer hips. Yeah, girls, picking 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:37.640 back to the store the chairs hurting Andrew said, to 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.080 be fair, one of you with three kids, no nine kids, 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:47.520 you said, doesn't do you believe you three kids? No, 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:53.000 isn't that so crazy? Yeah, you've been bringing is your stomach? Like, 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.120 has it come back to normal? He has it back? 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:00.600 I was gonna ask. I mean, I'm not even four 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.000 months postpartum, so I know you gotta give it like 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:07.040 a good year back, Like it shrinks up in a year, 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.320 it will come back to I don't have any stretch marks, 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:11.400 actually what I just kind of have like a little 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.200 bit of loose skin. That's but it does tighten up. 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.959 It's amazing how it does. Like if you win skydiving 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.240 in your face would rebound. I know I won't go 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:22.880 skyd but if you go skydiving too much, then it 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.440 won't come back. Like your face is just gonna be 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:30.080 if you have a kid skydiving, So you have a 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.360 little bit of extra skin like you were like, I 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:34.360 still have like a weight to lose. I know. But 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.960 like let's say down the road, like because you've been 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.040 nine months or a year out of pregnancy without the 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:44.960 right as you waited that long yet, Yes, my kids 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.280 have at least two years between them because girls turned 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.920 into a dugger. Um okay, so you've waited and it 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.000 does snap back. Yeah, it actually does so when you 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.560 see people like remember before you got pregnant and you 0:03:56.560 --> 0:04:01.800 would see like baby bodies bouncing back, j Lo did 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:04.920 you go? I used to go, that's definitely surgery, which 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:06.560 I think it is because a lot of times moms 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.120 I think it has to do a C section and 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.880 then do a tummy tuck with it that they're just like, oh, 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.840 you know what. Or if you go down there and 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.480 you're getting stitched up because you had a pcotomy or 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:20.920 whatever it is, Um, they'll just do like a badge 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:28.520 tightening while they're down there. Wow, you passed the girl 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.800 that cares so much even makes a surrogate get tell me, 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.440 no one's going to be fat with my baby. And 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.279 then they're like, you could have a natural person. She's like, 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.080 I just really, um, I'd like to get a C section? 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:41.200 Why don't you at it? Can you give me a 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:50.960 nose job? And it was a good joke. Let's talk 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:55.280 about your face. You've had some face work done. Yeah, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.279 I had two babies out of my cheeks and back. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:03.040 I want to know what what what made you go 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:08.400 completely clean shaven, tight man down to the bone. The 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:11.080 first time I've gone this tight since I did one 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:14.840 video for like Vimeo for a friend where I was like, Okay, 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.919 I'll never do again. Uh no. Brenda was like I 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.200 was like I had a beard and I was like, oh, 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.479 try Truman. She's like, you know what I want. I 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.240 was like, oh, all the way and I think she 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.599 meant the clippers and I was like, I'll show you 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.919 and the boy did I show her, like all the 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:33.400 face hair off, and I was worried my whatever between 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:37.760 shaving and all, Okay, so clippers, if you go bear 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:42.080 or bald, they'll get there. But it's not like smooth smooth, 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.719 you know what I mean. Like and when you don't 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.719 shave your face for it's been almost ten years, his 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.359 face reminds you of a fresh baby's bottom that you 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.800 pass through to make you want to mama a little bit. 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.679 But there, I mean, you can see like the dark, 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.960 yes that you can see the hair, you can see 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.919 it coming through. Well it's been two days now because 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.000 you're and you're just trying to get it out down 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.400 and I just keep shipping my pants ship coming out 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:17.240 of your face, I know. So I'm just worried that 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.920 I just I think it's in my mind, but it's 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.320 like it's like anything like if you didn't shave your legs, 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.960 or maybe not your legs, but wherever, I'm always worried 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:28.960 they have too much skin, too much face, skin on 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:34.440 my legs. Came up last night to grab a cord 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.280 or something, and you're always grabbing cords. Did you come 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.360 up to grab cord? I'm like, Nikki, your door open, 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:42.240 I gotta grab a chord in a tire arm come 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.200 up to grab like a noose, and I'm like, that's 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:50.200 right there. You came up yesterday, and whenever you have 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.400 freshly shaved your face, you kind of creep in like 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.640 a girl with a new haircut, like like bangs. Look 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:59.000 at what I vous And um, yeah, you looked like 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:01.479 a fresh face. Did you do it yesterday or two days? 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.200 Two days ago? And I like with a razor and 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:06.760 I put shaving cream. That whole process is fun for 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.320 a man. I get it, like, oh, I'm going to 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:14.560 my job, I'm gonna put my shaven cream. Yeah, oh 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:20.200 my wear my parents. Didn't you think that after shaved 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.200 was maybe the most painful thing that could ever be 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.960 inflicted on someone, based on home alone, worse than even 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.640 like a fucking iron hitting you in the head, like 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:33.200 why didn't he just like with those bandits, just put 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:40.560 after shave jumped. I thought it was literally like acid attacks. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:44.120 Just oh again. And for some reason that was like 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.400 so relatable to adults. It's like, oh they after shave 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.600 maybe back in the day when razors were more goal 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.320 and shittier. Dude, you want to know a really funny story. 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:56.760 My friend got married and they hired like this old 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:00.560 man to shave the faces, like old school, like you know, 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:06.360 sharp with their shoes, and and I was like last 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:08.760 or like I got no, I wasn't in the wedding party. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:13.080 I was like extended wedding party with wait, that's not 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:17.640 that's a funeral. Yeah you were. The ring was the 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:23.280 flower man with a fresh, fat face. So I I 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:28.480 um I. So they go and one guy he starts 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.160 cutting the face and he uses the same blade, doesn't 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:34.839 clean it, and for like six guys he shaves their 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:36.640 face and they come out and they all have like 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:40.080 forty five tissues. They're like, yeah, we gotta got a 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:43.520 real shave. Were like, dude, he fucking You're like this 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:48.320 is like the watching The Nick Remember that Showan Knicks 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.520 a lot of nicks. It was just so it's such 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.839 a big moment. That's another thing adults always do. It's 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:56.959 like so much like that. You always thought what you 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:58.679 would see more of, you know, John Lanney is a 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:00.600 joke of like as a kid, you thought there would 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:04.960 be a lot more like sand traps or quicksand you know, 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:06.360 like it's just the thing you see as a kid 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.680 in cartoons and you grow up and you're like, what's 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:12.280 the Quicksand my grandpould always have toilet paper on it. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:15.880 I never do. I mean, I guess I've done that 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:21.040 on my leg before a little bit and reasons were 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:26.680 really and now were taking breaks. Have you tried to 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:30.200 take it off? Like, yeah, dude, it's an ongoing you 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.880 need to just use some fliers and just like no, 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.200 because it's probably like a thousand dollar ring. Oh I 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.760 know it doesn't want but if you can never take 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:40.640 it off, you can't give it back to them anyways. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.920 They haven't asked for it back yet, thank god. But 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.680 I'm not going to damage it. It just I haven't 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:48.000 tried to get it off, you know. I mean I've 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.920 done that before, but ever since I tried one night 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.160 and it was very traumatic, I haven't tried since you're 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.240 supposed to use windex. I tried lube. I'm not even kidding. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.440 I have tried Loube because the other night I was 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:04.800 using lube in my daily practice, and um, you're like, oh, 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:14.439 and it was injuring myself myself and and and there 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.079 was already lube involved, and so I was like, oh, 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.559 and now in it it gets stuck in my hair too, 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:22.600 Like whenever you like this, it'll get like because it's 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.200 just a dumb kind of ring that has a bunch 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.360 of little crevices in it, and it will it'll get 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:28.640 caught to my hair and I go when I'm like shampooing. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.840 So now I've just gotten used to like doing my 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:32.640 hair like this, Like it's just a part of me 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.360 that I have to deal with where I don't use 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:37.800 this finger, I'll give you hand jobs like that. Like 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.680 have you ever done anything this dumb? Being the same 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:44.920 blood and genetics? Have you? What have you done that? Like? 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:50.040 Mentally was because you seem pretty like her son the 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:54.120 other day that his mom put a peanut eminem up 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:58.760 or nose one time. Oh it was a peanut butter eminem. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.120 Because it's like the same, you know what peanut butter 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.840 eminems are smaller than peanut eminem's. But then that would 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.240 like melt and it would have been better. It could 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.360 have gotten out. Yeah, it did get out. Oh yeah, 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.680 skittle upper nose. But that was you know, it was 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:15.679 on a road trip. I was probably a year ago. Yeah, 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.200 rather put a bird seat up his nose this and 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.600 he's more well adjusted to me, so like a bird's 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.400 was the almost sunflower seed. Yeah, he was like we 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.200 were at a bird like a zoo kind of thing, 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.520 and so we were feeding the birds and he fed 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.240 his own nose, I guess, and put it up his 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:34.640 nose and had to go to the emergency room and 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.079 take it out. It's hard. Did you have to go 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.679 to emergency room? No, it came out. Started freaking out 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.320 in the back seat, and I remember laughing at her, 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:46.480 and it just push it down things though, because you're 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.800 a mom now of three or nine, and do you 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:53.160 ever do things that you're just like that was so stupid, 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:57.600 Like mom, brain of like if I just did that? Yeah, 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.400 I like left the water on yesterday and the faucet 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:01.680 when I was taking a bath, and I was like, 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.600 where is this water sound coming from? And then I 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:06.360 look up and the faucets and I was like, oh, 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:12.600 I love okay, yesterday. No, that was during the bath 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:16.600 that I was like, the toilet running, yeah, and then 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:18.560 I just looked and I didn't even remember turning the 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.400 water on. So it was a ghost. So it wasn't 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:22.839 my fault. Have you ever driven to the e R 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:29.240 thinking you're dying or anything like? Uh? No, I had to. 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.440 I had to drive my husband to the emergency room. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:39.880 In college, someone sliced his hand with a knife getting 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:45.040 a shave before your wedding. This good guy, this guy 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.200 like pulled out a knife and threatened Matt and then 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:51.280 he slashed his hand and he's like, oh my god. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.240 And I mean this was before we were just friends 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:55.840 at this point. But he was like, I need someone 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.760 to drive me to the emergency room. So he got 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.760 in the backseat and then we drove him and we 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.240 were following directions because we've never been to the emergency 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:08.840 room in Lawrence, Kansas, and um, someone was like following 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:10.400 the front. They're like, okay, turn right, and I was like, 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.520 all right, He's like turn right, turn right, turn right 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:16.400 to right, like he kept repeating the restaurants in the backseat, 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.120 like he was the backseat driver on the right, the 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:24.640 hospital hospital NiFe fight, like like I don't know yet. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.920 Someone slash. Was it a homeless man or something? No, 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.319 it was a guy at the party. And then the 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:34.360 cops came and Matt was like, I just got sliced 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.559 with a knife. And the cop did not care at all, 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.160 and he's like, I need to go to the emergency room. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:39.560 And he's like, well, you better find a friend to 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:43.080 drive you. And he found his future wife. That's a 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.839 great story. That's like out of like Superman didn't even know. 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:53.920 I knew. I knew that. Lord. When I met Matt, 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:58.200 they were just friends and I said, Lauren, that guy, 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:02.960 that guy something, he's gonna be something. You guys like 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.800 each other. And Laurence said, no, we're just friends. And 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:10.760 then I was right. I knew it. I set him up. 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.880 It's just like when someone takes it was me. It 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:18.560 was my little speech there, Well, what was the moment 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:20.760 you knew Matt was the one? Was there a moment 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.600 or is there a moment when he's bleeding on your 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:29.400 freaking selica? We got drunk. I got drunk for five 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.240 years and it's like damn we got a kid. No, no, no, 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.920 I don't know. We were friend like I first met 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.440 him freshman year of college, and then we started dating 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.120 junior year and we had a class together junior ys 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.400 and I think it was when I don't know, I 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.520 just like saw him a different light and I know, 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:50.160 but what was the light? Um? It was a really 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.760 dark joke of like, O, there's this guy that I'm 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:56.120 not tracked to do and he likes me and he's 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:59.040 a nice guy, but I just I'm just not attracted 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.680 to him. And my friends like maybe you just need 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.240 to see him in a different like and I go, 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:07.520 you leave me in the dark. But seriously, like, what 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.280 did he do? Did roll up his sleeve to like 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:16.120 I think it was just his palm scar probably No, 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.880 he was just I don't know. We just talked a 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.200 lot another guy break your heart to go, oh wait, 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.920 this guy's always been there kind of thing, you know. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.240 It was actually I was kind of dating someone else 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.560 and but then Matt and I were having this secret 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.720 relationship where we were kind of like hooking up on 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.080 the side but not really telling anyone, keeping it a sea. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:42.920 But we weren't exclusive like this, no, And so it was. 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:47.800 It was like Valentine's Day, and the guy that I 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.680 guess was I was kind of dating, put like a 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:55.000 rose on my car, like on my windshield, and and 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.280 then and he had told Matt that he was going 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:59.600 to do this, but he didn't know that Matt and 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.320 I were seeing each other on the side, and so 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:05.640 when he saw that, he was just like, he was like, 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:07.440 so piste off when he found out. But I was like, 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.240 we weren't I mean, we weren't really dating. We were 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.600 like talking and you and Matt were no, no, no, 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.960 this guy, and so Matt was piste and that was 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.760 like the final straw to be like I wanna The 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.360 other guy was pissed. But then we were just like 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:24.320 we should just make this. No this guy did, but 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.800 he was pissed about what. No, the guy was pissed 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.120 once he found out that Matt and I were like, 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.440 but it wasn't like official with this other guy. So right, 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.600 I'm not going to feel bad about Yeah, I did it. 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:45.120 I think you're being serious. Think really, I will say 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.240 that when I was watching Arlow the other day, I 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.120 had no things to offer him, as like someone that 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:52.600 has no toys. So I found this and I was like, 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:56.600 guess who's inside this button was? And I was like 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:01.560 he was just like so confused by he's that best bomb? 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.400 And I was like, yeah, Bomb's in here. We don't 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:09.840 know why, but Arlow has called my parents, my my parents, 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:15.040 his grandparents bombaki, So my mom, my grandmother, my mom 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:19.800 is bomb and my dad is backy. And also his 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:24.879 other grandparents are bombaki? Are they? But they Nora his 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.560 friend's grandparents will say Nora's grandpa, so he knows how 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.119 to say grandma and grandma. But I think when he 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:35.200 first used that term didn't really know how it was 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:38.920 a suicide bomber in a prior life, like it's never 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:43.800 like something like in my prior life. Everyone never td 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.400 what does baki mean? How did he even know that word? 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:48.360 We don't know, we don't know, we don't know what 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.520 it was. I mean, bomb kind of sounds like the 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:56.720 ending of grandma. Yeah, well, who knows. Let's take a 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:05.080 quick break and come back with alright, we're back, Yes, No, 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:09.439 we really are. I know. Um, I just wanna quickly 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.600 tell you about some tour dates I have coming up. Noah, 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:14.359 will you tell people where I'm going to be? And uh, 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.960 Andrew will be as well with me on the road 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:22.200 coming up. Sure. April eight, you're going to be in Winnipeg, Canada, 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.879 which we learned has a very uh or maybe not 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:33.960 so interesting stuff to do. April ninth, April ninth, Vancouver, Yeah. 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:39.600 April fourteen, you're at the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas. Yes, 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.639 two shows that night, so we got a second show added. 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.160 That is part of the Moontower Comedy Festival. We're gonna 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:48.359 be fun, so fun. And then April fifteen, you'll be 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:53.800 in Irving, Texas, which is Dallas. Yes, yeah, interesting. Then 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:57.840 Houston the following night, right right, which is not Dallas. Yeah, 0:18:58.160 --> 0:18:59.760 Houston is not Dallas. And we have not been to 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:03.800 Houston or Dallas since right before the pandemic. That was 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:07.040 like the first kind of theater tour towards shows we did. 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:09.800 It was right when like things were getting squirrely, you know, 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:12.239 and uh, and we did meet and greets, but we 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:13.960 were like should we? So I'm really excited to go 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:17.520 back to those places. And I remember that like distinctly, 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:20.240 like being on stage and like are we still what 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:23.160 are we afraid of getting a colt like cod and 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:25.439 when Matt were wearing masks and we were just like, 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:27.640 we're not doing it. They were a head of game. 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:30.560 They were doing a mask before. I mean they were 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:35.719 doing it back in two thousand. Yeah it was cool man. Yeah, Um, 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:39.280 I have not worn a mask in so long, Aaron St. 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:41.399 Louis feels so good. It feels so good. Are you 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:45.440 wearing masks anywhere? Have you put one on? Um? I 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:50.399 was wearing them, but it was kind of like looking 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:52.520 at my classes and seeing if the majority of students 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:56.040 were wearing a mask, and I put one one to 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.919 make them feel safe. Yeah, but if, um, a lot 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:00.880 of them weren't, I was just do they get bully 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:04.239 each other for wearing masks? Are kids like? They're very 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:06.760 sister in kids? You don't know my sister is eighteen 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:09.320 months younger than me. Um, you can spare all the 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:13.360 comments of they look so much alike, they don't look alike. Like. 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:16.120 The only type thing I want to hear is, yeah, 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:17.640 you don't have to rate us and be like you're 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:19.520 more prettier than your sister. Because I talked a lot 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:21.359 about how my sister is pretty, so people always go like, 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:24.400 I think you're Like, it's like we don't need any 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:26.399 of it, even though those comments mean a lot to me, 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.000 and you can send them directly to me at my 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.720 email address. UM, no, you, we don't need any of that. 0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:32.440 But you know what I do like is when people 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:34.520 say we look like I do, like, yeah, that makes you. 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:36.280 But when they say you don't look anything like I 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:38.280 take umbradge with that. It makes me feel sad because 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:42.280 I want to look like her. Um. But also thanks girl. 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:48.000 My sister is a Spanish teacher. He's kind of good 0:20:48.000 --> 0:21:04.359 at Spanish in Mexico. Noiendo requero musculs and kwando hoven uh, 0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:10.600 i'll you talk better than most of my students when 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:16.639 they're like five fired. I love all my students, we 0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:18.439 know you do, and we're going to take it very 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:20.520 easy on this podcast. I'm very aware that my sister 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:22.080 is a teacher. She would like to keep her job. 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:24.199 I'm not going to be associated with any kind of 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:26.639 lu talk. I want your kids to be able to 0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:28.960 your students if they find this episode, I want them 0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:30.320 to be able to listen to it and not hear 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:34.879 anything bad. Already incriminate myself. No, you haven't said anything. 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:37.480 You're very good if do you want to know. I 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:38.880 want to take a little bit more of a spring 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:45.199 break here. He moved to day I was there. I 0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:47.120 made a joke last week, but I kind of liked 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:49.800 that I might as well share that. Um My dad 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:53.320 was saying that, you know, um he was describing how 0:21:53.440 --> 0:21:55.760 they Oh my god, let me just tell the story 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:59.400 real quick. So mom and dad have Maryann right, and 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:03.080 they had Arlow their baby seeing Arlow the other day 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:04.960 because he was on spring break. And I made the 0:22:05.000 --> 0:22:07.880 joke that, um they were they were telling someone the story, 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.920 and I was like, oh he uh he instead of 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:14.520 going to senior frogs, seeing hung out with two seniors 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:19.320 that looked like frogs. Did you say that really? But 0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:20.719 that would have been good. I didn't want to be 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:23.199 mean because they were right there. I was thinking it, 0:22:23.240 --> 0:22:26.159 but your dad and yeah, no, my dad looks like 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:34.800 a turtle anything in the reptile world. Okay, um no, 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:37.879 death looks great. Yeah he's handsome for man that's falling apart, 0:22:43.320 --> 0:22:44.760 but he doesn't have a lot of skin down here. 0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:49.000 Dad has a tight tight he's never had a baby 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:52.760 out of his mouth. It wasn't talking about your dad 0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:57.120