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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazery. Here's Nikki here. I am hello, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Nick Glazer Podcast. You had a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a break back with one episode this week, and then

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Speaker 1: another break and then another break, but then we're going

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Speaker 1: to be back again four episodes a week. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back to normal. Today's very special episode for right before

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Speaker 1: break before we start season two. Um, we have not

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Speaker 1: only Andrew and Noah here as usual, but today we

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Speaker 1: have a special guest, my sister, Laurence. Your sister. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that, did you see it? Now? I'm like,

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Speaker 1: very serious, realize you are so similar. You guys are

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Speaker 1: born with like you what I would do for y'all's

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Speaker 1: teeth and mouth this is from braces. Hers are naturally

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Speaker 1: that straight. They just came in that way. But it's

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Speaker 1: like bottoms. Wait let me, Oh, yeah, you got dad's

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Speaker 1: but I got dad bottoms. Yeah, I got Dad's bottom.

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Speaker 1: Body got a dad bob. Everyone knows. Yeah. Um, Lauren,

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Speaker 1: I have to say, right before the podcast started, Lauren

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Speaker 1: just got a little cozy in the chair and like

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Speaker 1: put her arm like on my leg kind of like

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Speaker 1: you just said it there and it was touching my

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Speaker 1: leg and it was so soothing, Like I feel like

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Speaker 1: we just didn't touch a lot in our like we

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Speaker 1: didn't get that. I mean I used to make you

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Speaker 1: like sit on me and things like that. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember I used to do that? Yeah, this casting couch?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? What's about? You just lay on

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Speaker 1: the floor and I was just like, oh what, yeah,

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Speaker 1: put pressure on you. I'm so artistic talking about you

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Speaker 1: were put pressure just like, well, you just lay on me.

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Speaker 1: I always wanted my mom and my sister to lay

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Speaker 1: on me like bank, just like lay on top of me.

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Speaker 1: It feels so now. I mean we're basically on each

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Speaker 1: other because we can't sit on this chair. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: chair is Honestly, I fucking love this. Can I get

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Speaker 1: a lot of weights so much? No, no, no, it

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Speaker 1: would be too much. This is perfect. Oh yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: that's good. Baby tired. Yeah, Lauren and I are sitting

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Speaker 1: in this chair and usually, like all our guests sit here.

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Speaker 1: Carlisle and Anya have said. Here was so probably and

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Speaker 1: this chair cannot contain two Blazer hips. Yeah, girls, picking

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Speaker 1: back to the store the chairs hurting Andrew said, to

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Speaker 1: be fair, one of you with three kids, no nine kids,

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Speaker 1: you said, doesn't do you believe you three kids? No,

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Speaker 1: isn't that so crazy? Yeah, you've been bringing is your stomach? Like,

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Speaker 1: has it come back to normal? He has it back?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna ask. I mean, I'm not even four

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Speaker 1: months postpartum, so I know you gotta give it like

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Speaker 1: a good year back, Like it shrinks up in a year,

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Speaker 1: it will come back to I don't have any stretch marks,

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Speaker 1: actually what I just kind of have like a little

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Speaker 1: bit of loose skin. That's but it does tighten up.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing how it does. Like if you win skydiving

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Speaker 1: in your face would rebound. I know I won't go

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Speaker 1: skyd but if you go skydiving too much, then it

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Speaker 1: won't come back. Like your face is just gonna be

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Speaker 1: if you have a kid skydiving, So you have a

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Speaker 1: little bit of extra skin like you were like, I

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Speaker 1: still have like a weight to lose. I know. But

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Speaker 1: like let's say down the road, like because you've been

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Speaker 1: nine months or a year out of pregnancy without the

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Speaker 1: right as you waited that long yet, Yes, my kids

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Speaker 1: have at least two years between them because girls turned

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Speaker 1: into a dugger. Um okay, so you've waited and it

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Speaker 1: does snap back. Yeah, it actually does so when you

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Speaker 1: see people like remember before you got pregnant and you

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Speaker 1: would see like baby bodies bouncing back, j Lo did

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Speaker 1: you go? I used to go, that's definitely surgery, which

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Speaker 1: I think it is because a lot of times moms

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Speaker 1: I think it has to do a C section and

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Speaker 1: then do a tummy tuck with it that they're just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Or if you go down there and

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Speaker 1: you're getting stitched up because you had a pcotomy or

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, Um, they'll just do like a badge

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Speaker 1: tightening while they're down there. Wow, you passed the girl

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Speaker 1: that cares so much even makes a surrogate get tell me,

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Speaker 1: no one's going to be fat with my baby. And

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Speaker 1: then they're like, you could have a natural person. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I just really, um, I'd like to get a C section?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you at it? Can you give me a

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Speaker 1: nose job? And it was a good joke. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: about your face. You've had some face work done. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had two babies out of my cheeks and back.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what what what made you go

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Speaker 1: first time I've gone this tight since I did one

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Speaker 1: video for like Vimeo for a friend where I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll never do again. Uh no. Brenda was like I

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Speaker 1: try Truman. She's like, you know what I want. I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, all the way and I think she

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Speaker 1: meant the clippers and I was like, I'll show you

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Speaker 1: and the boy did I show her, like all the

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Speaker 1: face hair off, and I was worried my whatever between

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Speaker 1: shaving and all, Okay, so clippers, if you go bear

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Speaker 1: or bald, they'll get there. But it's not like smooth smooth,

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Speaker 1: face reminds you of a fresh baby's bottom that you

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Speaker 1: pass through to make you want to mama a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But there, I mean, you can see like the dark,

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Speaker 1: it coming through. Well it's been two days now because

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Speaker 1: and I just keep shipping my pants ship coming out

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Speaker 1: of your face, I know. So I'm just worried that

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Speaker 1: I just I think it's in my mind, but it's

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Speaker 1: like it's like anything like if you didn't shave your legs,

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Speaker 1: or maybe not your legs, but wherever, I'm always worried

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Speaker 1: my legs. Came up last night to grab a cord

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Speaker 1: or something, and you're always grabbing cords. Did you come

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Speaker 1: up to grab cord? I'm like, Nikki, your door open,

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Speaker 1: up to grab like a noose, and I'm like, that's

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Speaker 1: right there. You came up yesterday, and whenever you have

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Speaker 1: freshly shaved your face, you kind of creep in like

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Speaker 1: a girl with a new haircut, like like bangs. Look

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Speaker 1: at what I vous And um, yeah, you looked like

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Speaker 1: a fresh face. Did you do it yesterday or two days?

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Speaker 1: Two days ago? And I like with a razor and

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Speaker 1: I put shaving cream. That whole process is fun for

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Speaker 1: my wear my parents. Didn't you think that after shaved

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Speaker 1: inflicted on someone, based on home alone, worse than even

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Speaker 1: why didn't he just like with those bandits, just put

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Speaker 1: after shave jumped. I thought it was literally like acid attacks.

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Speaker 1: Just oh again. And for some reason that was like

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Speaker 1: so relatable to adults. It's like, oh they after shave

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Speaker 1: and shittier. Dude, you want to know a really funny story.

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Speaker 1: My friend got married and they hired like this old

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Speaker 1: man to shave the faces, like old school, like you know,

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Speaker 1: or like I got no, I wasn't in the wedding party.

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Speaker 1: I was like extended wedding party with wait, that's not

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Speaker 1: that's a funeral. Yeah you were. The ring was the

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Speaker 1: um I. So they go and one guy he starts

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Speaker 1: is like the watching The Nick Remember that Showan Knicks

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Speaker 1: like so much like that. You always thought what you

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Speaker 1: need to just use some fliers and just like no,

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Speaker 1: blood and genetics? Have you? What have you done that? Like?

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Speaker 1: Mentally was because you seem pretty like her son the

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Speaker 1: other day that his mom put a peanut eminem up

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Speaker 1: or nose one time. Oh it was a peanut butter eminem.

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Speaker 1: eminems are smaller than peanut eminem's. But then that would

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Speaker 1: like melt and it would have been better. It could

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Speaker 1: have gotten out. Yeah, it did get out. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: skittle upper nose. But that was you know, it was

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Speaker 1: on a road trip. I was probably a year ago. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's more well adjusted to me, so like a bird's

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Speaker 1: was the almost sunflower seed. Yeah, he was like we

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Speaker 1: story to the woman who gave me the rescue dogs,

424
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: who you know there and rescue people are very meticulous

425
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: about who they placed their dogs when she took them back,

426
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: and she was making jokes about it. But I was like,

427
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: it's okay, Like mistakes happen. Not everyone's perfect. You can

428
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: you know, but um, they don't like beat her. They

429
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: didn't do it on purpose. Speaking up, so I wanted

430
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: to talk about a couple of things. My sister is

431
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: a Spanish teacher. She loves her students. You're on spring break, Um,

432
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: you were so good at Spanish, and we're gonna see

433
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: how good you are a little bit later. I'm gonna

434
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: give you a little tests. And I wanted to ask

435
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 1: Andrew got a cat before we get some news, tell

436
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: us about your cat and how this came about? Um

437
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: where did it start? I don't know. We when we

438
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: were going to look for either dog or a cat

439
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 1: we went Initially we were just thinking, Oh, we're gonna

440
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: get a breeder. We're gonna get like a mini docks

441
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: in or something like that. You were going to go

442
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: to a breeder something like that, like some Honestly, we're

443
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: really going to go to a breeder. I'm not against breeding.

444
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: Why because I think these dogs need a home to

445
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: to find love. No, they need to. Breeders need to

446
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: stop making those dogs, and you need to put You

447
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 1: need to you need to stop buying them, and those

448
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: dogs will be placed. You helping breeding isn't gonna put.

449
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 1: They're not gonna leave that poor docs in on the street.

450
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: Breeders need to lose again. We will be made because

451
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: they will end up in rescues. But you should not

452
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 1: be to be breeding dogs and buying You should not

453
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: support breeders. You shouldn't. It's wrong. I don't think all

454
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: breeders are bad. They aren't all bad. They're not like abusing,

455
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: but they're contributing. When you buy a dog that's pure bread,

456
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: you're letting a dog in a shelter die. You are

457
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: pretty much doing just that. But if you're not buying it,

458
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: you think that dog, that dog will get placed by

459
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: by someone else who's not listening to my podcast right

460
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: now and hearing this message anyway. So that was in

461
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 1: the back of my mind, I guess because they didn't

462
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: do that, and I'm sorry. I just met with my rescue,

463
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: this rescue lady this week, and I was like, how

464
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: do we do? What do I do when my friend

465
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: get pure bred dogs? And like, the dog is cute,

466
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: I don't want that dog to die or not like.

467
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: But she's like, no, you need to shame them, you

468
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: need to like I don't know. I don't feel that

469
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: way because we've had I've had rescue dogs, we've had

470
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: pure bred dogs. I think if a dog's getting love

471
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: and giving love to their family, that's a beautiful the dog.

472
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: It's about the practice. It's about overbreeding people. All the pigs,

473
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: just what are what all the pigs that are just

474
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: right now? So everyone goes vegan? What are those? What

475
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: happens with those pigs? It's like, that's not gonna happen.

476
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: What we need to do is send a message that

477
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: this isn't working anymore and those people need to do

478
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: other things than create. I get that, but I get

479
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: puppy meals. I get all that ship like horrible conditions.

480
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: But if these dogs that are being breeded are very loved,

481
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: and of course it's not about it's not about it

482
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 1: is about animal welfare. It's not about those dogs are

483
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: being mistreat of course the breeders love dogs. But also,

484
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: and this is gonna sound really sucked up, but then

485
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,239
Speaker 1: go all right, let's just not adopt dogs anymore. Let

486
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: all those dogs stop. Sort adoption stops, and then we

487
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: just only buy breed of dogs. Whatever happen, because there's

488
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: stray dogs and people, it's never gonna happen that way.

489
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: You just educate yourself. You know you're not making sense

490
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: and you're you're on the wrong side of things. You

491
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: really are. I'm just saying I'm I'm for it all.

492
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying that you're gonna get a tough messages from

493
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: people if you have a pure dog. I don't judge.

494
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: I really know, I'm going to get more ship than

495
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: you would know. People get nuts if you say shopped on.

496
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: I think, do whatever the funk you want, just be

497
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: happy with it that I don't think. That's that's well,

498
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: that's okay, then murder people because that's what you want

499
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: to do. I'll start here, okay. Anyway, So I'm looking

500
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: for a cat and dog. We go to Maine Society.

501
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: We can't. We don't find anything that really like sticks

502
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: out to us. Um. We then go to stray Dogs,

503
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: which God bless these people because these dogs are like,

504
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: like it feels like I got really sad leaving there,

505
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: Like it's fucking that. It's that's what happens when people

506
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: buy pure bad dogs. Well, I'm telling you these dogs

507
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: were very mistreated and like I can't and it sounds

508
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: sucked up, but like whoever would take them in would

509
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: have to have the most insane patients and like literally

510
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: like you couldn't have a family around these dogs, like

511
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: you absolutely well that's not you know, Luigi and Mary

512
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: and or rescues. I'm not talking about everyone has to

513
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: go get a pit bull in lieu of a golden Google.

514
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that either. I'm just saying what we saw.

515
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: So then we saw that, and we didn't obviously there

516
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: was nothing there that really fit our needs. Way, can

517
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: I ask you a question, So when you were going

518
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: in this, you were first looking at dogs or were

519
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: you both looking at dogs and cats both? Um? And

520
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: then we went was it raining cats and dogs? A

521
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: A A s p C A spscs. So because we're

522
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: like a A whatever I got an I P A

523
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: I had to get to make these dogs look attractive.

524
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: So I'm blowing this dog. Sorry, Lauren and your and

525
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: your teenagers. Uh, okay, no, but I didn't blow it up.

526
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: Um no. And then we looked and there was actually

527
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: a puppy there that we almost got. His puppy name Toad.

528
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: That's a cute name. It was like a mix, like

529
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: like like I don't know what he was. They were

530
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: the cutest puppy. But it was eleven pounds already at

531
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: like eight weeks. So that's gonna be a six pound dog.

532
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: So that these things are tough, like when you're trying

533
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: to adopt, you can't find. It's hard to find a

534
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: dog that you should get a cat. I cauldn't believe

535
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: that you found how small your dogs are and like

536
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: how I don't know, Like so anyways, so finder, it's

537
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: like Tinder for dogs. Oh that's a good one. No,

538
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: but yeah, all right. Point So anyway, so then we're like,

539
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know if a dog is

540
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: the right thing to more. I think a cat would

541
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: maybe be more the play. And then we were like,

542
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: you know what, let's not get any animal. Then I

543
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: get a text from Brennan and there's an orange male cat,

544
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: which very rarely is like an orange cat available, especially

545
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: for adoption, and I was like, do whatever, Like why

546
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: do people only like certain color cats? I don't know.

547
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: Black cats are so beautiful? Oh nothing gets again, you

548
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: didn't have bad luck? Yeah that was an orange cat.

549
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: I got a black cat I painted orange. Oh great, Yeah,

550
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: mango named Mango plays fetch. Dude, this cat we've got

551
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: a couple got one minute. It's like a dog that

552
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: plays fetch, but on fast forward. Like so you throw

553
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: the thing and it's already there back and it's like

554
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: for my a d d It's like like it's just

555
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: like it's dude. This thing was sleeping on so when

556
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: it first got there, it got ran behind the fridge.

557
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: And then one was because the last home. You know,

558
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: they tell you these stories. But dog, so I had

559
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: my beard. Then I look like a dog shaped it.

560
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: Now the cats relaxed. You look like your face was

561
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: like like a dog that got shaved. It feels comfortable

562
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: around you. So anyway, so now this fucking cat is

563
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: like sleeping on my neck and like playing fetch. And

564
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: I fucking loved this thing so much. It's wild, Like

565
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: I did not think I connect to a cat. I

566
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: know that, and it's like I feel like Luigi would

567
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: get along with a cat. Yeah, he's kind of like

568
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: a cat. You seed it one today, it's already a smell.

569
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm okay, oh the cat. Yeah, I'm more a little

570
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: worried about the smell. But I'm so glad you got

571
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: a cat. You named it Mango because and I asked

572
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: you what the name was from and you said, it's

573
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: just the hundred top names for cats. Yeah, like a

574
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: not popular name. It was like, yeah, it gets the

575
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: wheels turning, you know. And I don't know. I just

576
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: like we almost named it Avid after the David brothers. Yeah,

577
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: that's how people get reacting, and I never know if

578
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: it's Avid or even like that's terribly bad, bad bad. Okay,

579
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the news. Let's get to the news. Yes,

580
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: So anyways, man goes shout out, baby, I want, I

581
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: can't want to me. Oh, it's Tuesday, folks, you know

582
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: what that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having

583
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: all the swells. Sorry about that argument about Chop for

584
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: its adopt adopt, don't chop. I hope you're having a

585
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: good time. Even though after that, I'm sorry. I just

586
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: gotta sometimes I get on my little toadstool. Get up there.

587
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: I gotta get up there. I don't, I don't. I

588
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: don't know much, but I just know that it's a

589
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: good thing to not do. But if you do, But

590
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: if you do have a pure bred dog and you're

591
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: listening to the show and you're mad at me, don't

592
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: be mad at me. I still love you. You only

593
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: wanted a good dog, like, don't judge, I don't care

594
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,479
Speaker 1: an ugly ass dog that smells like, don't be mad

595
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: at me. I love that dog too. Yeah, we love

596
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: that dog too. Sides. And you're a hero if you rescued,

597
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: and you're not if you did it, but you but

598
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: still your dog is cool and I love you, which

599
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how that's but whatever, it goes back

600
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: to the animals in the end. All right, So you

601
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: did actually adopt it was a pure bread No, what's

602
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: the news today? Someone wrote that? Actually someone did write that.

603
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: That looks like a pure breed to me, Like they're

604
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: even mad when you do the right thing, I can't win,

605
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: all right. A woman who had brain surgery says she

606
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: kept taking nudes in her hospital bed for her only fans.

607
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: She said, I connect because of her, She said, I

608
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: caused her to do it. No, I can never bring

609
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: myself to stop working, And I took nudes in the

610
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: bed in my hospital gown the day after surgery. Get it, girl,

611
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm a little worried about only fans. And I want

612
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: to just say to any of my sister's students listening

613
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: who found Senora Green on this, if you're thinking about

614
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: when you turn eighteen of doing it only fans, like, oh,

615
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: suddenly there's this thing where I can go have income,

616
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: Please do not do that. Please wait fivesually after watching

617
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: I feel like high schoolers watch you for you and

618
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 1: they're like, I can make that much money. Oh my god.

619
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: I'm telling you girls, please don't respect for yourself. No,

620
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,959
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not even about respect. Please just wait

621
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: for like five years until you know yourself a little

622
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: bit more, because you're going to make decisions at eighteen

623
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: that are going to especially only fans, will haunt you

624
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: the rest of your life when you have kids down

625
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: the road, there are moms who like find your pictures

626
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: and then what your kids kicked out of school, like

627
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 1: the ramifications of you making this choice about your body

628
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: and all this stuff you don't know who you're going

629
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: to be down the road. Just just wait a little bit.

630
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: And your frontal lobes not fully developed, so until you're

631
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: like twenty eight, people pay for that. Yeah, oh my god,

632
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 1: barely barely developed frontal frontal lobe. Yeah, that's barely barely developed, dude.

633
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: So wait, so only is did not Like a lot

634
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: of people do make money, But then it's like probably

635
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: and people make like, I don't know, maybe a thousand

636
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: bucks a month, you know what I mean, Like everyone

637
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: thinks it would be hard not to do if you

638
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: were someone who didn't have a problem expressing yourself sexually

639
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: and with your body and being naked like some girls

640
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: just like that's not it's like the way that I

641
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: talk about sex openly, Like I just don't have a

642
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: problem with it, and I don't see how other people would.

643
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: Whereas I look at a stripper and I'm like, how

644
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: could you ever do that? Like I could never do that,

645
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: and I kind of admire them, So it would be

646
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: hard to not do this thing that you're like, I

647
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: don't really care, you know, but it's not about whether

648
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: you care, it's about other people care. And unfortunately, people

649
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: can be really cruel about that and so you just

650
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: don't don't read. Craig adds about, you know, being moved

651
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: down to watch Hot Girls Wanted on Netflix, and it

652
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: will really educate you about the sex business and selfie's

653
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 1: in general. Though at the hospital, like when you're when

654
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: you're like dying or whatever. I think that is very

655
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: sexy too, just like own own wherever you are and

656
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: like make whatever you are sexy. And if this girl

657
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: I do, I do believe, you know. Kim Kardashian got

658
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: a lot of ship talked about her about be like

659
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 1: like you need to work, get off your fucking ass

660
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: toxic workplaces. That was I hated more than anything in

661
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: that little branch she did. No one talked about the

662
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: fact that she was like I do not stand for like,

663
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: do not have toxic work environments. Surround yourself with people

664
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Speaker 1: who want to work. It's like, who get to choose

665
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: their work environment? Bitch? That to me was the most

666
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: out of touch thing of the whole thing. Like I

667
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: believe people should work, and like you know, whether it's working, um,

668
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 1: something creative while you're unemployed, like always be like hustling.

669
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: So I didn't hate that, but being like acting like

670
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: people can choose whether or not to be in a

671
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: toxic work environment. Any time about got so defensive from

672
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: her saying they're like, I fucking work. Like their first

673
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: reaction is I'm poor, I work. You don't work. And

674
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,959
Speaker 1: it's like she could also work hard. It does work hard,

675
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: but and I want to video and people. She always

676
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: gets said that, like she doesn't work hard. And these influencers,

677
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: you know, they look people just scoff at them, and

678
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: they don't work hard. You know, only fans we know,

679
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: just as comedians trying to promote ourselves put up fucking

680
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 1: infographics about tour dates, and it is so fucking hard

681
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: to like put out content and not so hard. It's

682
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: not backbreaking work. But I'm telling you, like putting out

683
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: content is there, even if it's just pictures of you

684
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: in the new Skims collection, it's it's it's a lot

685
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: of work. Editing the photos like a lot of work.

686
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: She's not doing that editing. I will say that she's

687
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: doing the photo shoots. As someone who does them, they

688
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: are exhausting, they are uncomfortable. They they really drain you.

689
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: And this is not me being like I poor me.

690
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they I have to remember sometimes that

691
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: my life can be described as exhausting. When I used

692
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: to always think all I do is get on stage

693
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 1: and talk into a microphone. How could that be exhausting.

694
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm not doing like dancing, I'm not singing um meet

695
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: and greeds like that's fun for me. But all of

696
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: it is exhausting. All of it is work, it's being

697
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: on I don't know how you do being a mom.

698
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 1: I described watching Arlow as being three hours on stage

699
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 1: because I could not go to the bathroom. I could

700
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: not take a bite of food to go to the bathroom. Well, well,

701
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: he paused the TV and was like, well you can

702
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: watch it. Come back and watch this tonight. To watch

703
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: an artistic man drawing. You know, it's just so excited.

704
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: But that was different like being a mom, you can

705
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: kind of let them do their own thing when they're

706
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: And we talked about this, but like I did, compare

707
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: being a babysitter for Arlow wanting to do a good

708
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: job and be as present as possible. It was exactly

709
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: like being on stage. You are like perky, your response,

710
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: you're constantly talking or listening. You on stage, you're constantly talking,

711
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: but even active listening is exhausting, and um, but you're

712
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: doing it. Shout out to all the moms out UNDERDS.

713
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: I think people are I think, well, I just think

714
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: like people get angry because they they equate work with

715
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: being successful and rich, Like, if you just work hard,

716
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: you'll be rich. And like a lot of times people

717
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: that have two or three jobs are even poor, you know,

718
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: get even poured somehow working harder. So I think that's

719
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: when people people take a lot of Yeah, they get

720
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: very angry because they go, oh, I don't work hard.

721
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: That's why I'm poor because I don't work hard. And

722
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: then that's like that hard is not equal money. So

723
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: much of the time, it's unfortunate. It's the class that

724
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: you'll probably stay in. What'd you say? I said, the

725
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: class that you're born into is the class that you'll

726
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: stay in. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Um, and people being like

727
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: I pulled myself up. There are a few exceptions, but

728
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: but you also had a lot of luck on your side. Okay, no, um,

729
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: what's the next story. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna need

730
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: you to complete the sentence. Beauty experts worn. Never let

731
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: your manicurists do this cut your cuticles on your thumb.

732
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: It's cut your cuticles and uh, the cuticle is a

733
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Speaker 1: natural feature of the nail and serves a critical function.

734
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: It connects the skin to the nail to protect the

735
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Speaker 1: nail and skin from different kinds of infection. If the

736
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Speaker 1: cuticle is cut excessively and there's a separation between the

737
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: nail and skin, a fungal infection can get in under

738
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: the nail or into the skin. Yeah, a lot of

739
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: um warts happen from you know, like that's that's where

740
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 1: your skin. It's yeah, stuff can get underneath, and that's

741
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: where infections you can start. Yeah, there's something about if

742
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: you're a man listening and you don't know what like

743
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: manicures are, like what they entail. They put this kind

744
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: of like liquid on your um on your cuticles, and

745
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: then they use this little pusher thing after they soften

746
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 1: and they push them down and then they hut them

747
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: with this cuticle cutter and they just cut them off.

748
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: You know, clean lane. Your nails aren't bleeding if they're

749
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: doing it right. And and they actually aren't allowed to

750
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: do that, I think in New York City because it's

751
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: they can cut your skin and like cause infection and

752
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: you know the classified. What do you do? Just keep

753
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: pushing it back. Your cutical will not take over your nail.

754
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 1: It will stay where it is. It's just it doesn't

755
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: look as pretty. You know, grow up a little bit

756
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 1: if you tell a manicure to this though, like, don't

757
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: cut my well, look at you weird. I'm just saying, like,

758
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: so go, you know what. Sorry, it's usually any Asian

759
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: person that, yeah, it usually is where I'm just usually

760
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: Asian people to say, why you old lady hands to me?

761
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: Why you really? I've had that a lot, Why you

762
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: old lady hands? Because my hands would be shredded in

763
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: blood because I would pick up my skin and cuticles

764
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: back when I had more anxiety, and um, yeah, I

765
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: would get why you old lady hands a lot and

766
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: it would be and I would just go, I don't know,

767
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't know why you blood. Lauren going to have

768
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: old lady hands too, Yeah, we have like the same

769
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: kind of hands. Oh my god, lady hand. I love this.

770
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: People push up farther. I'm not trying to know, I know,

771
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: but it's just like, did you know that a lesbian

772
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: if you're most lesbians have a longer if you put

773
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 1: up your palm a longer ring finger than your pointer finger,

774
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: and most men have Most men have that because they're men.

775
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, look at mine. I know mine's the

776
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: same way. Look at mine. How Yeah, I saw another

777
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: thing that means you have a big penis. And I'm like, um,

778
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: we'll take a break and then we'll come back with

779
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: why do I care? Why do I care? No? Why

780
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: do I care? Actually I care. I want to know

781
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: if Lauren cares about this? Okay, okay, Lee Jenner and

782
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: Travis Scott change baby Wolf's name. We didn't feel like

783
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 1: it was him, That's what they said. And the baby

784
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: was born in February of this year. That baby needs

785
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: to get to work and get up it's fatass and

786
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 1: do some fucking work and stop being in a toxic

787
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: womb environment and get out. And um, I think changed

788
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: the name. I think that's fairly. They didn't say they

789
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: so basically, Kylie on her Instagram, she like posted an

790
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: f y I for everyone because she keeps seeing the

791
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: name Wolf and she's like, by the way we were,

792
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 1: we changed the name. But she didn't say what they changed,

793
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: and she didn't and she didn't say whether or not.

794
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: They're getting rid of his middle name, which is Jacques.

795
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: I like Jacques Cousto. Um Wolf though, I want to say,

796
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: is Sabrina Jelize's baby's name? Um, what do you do

797
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: you think? I think that's I think that's fair because

798
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: he just didn't look at it. Yeah, I think that's

799
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: better than just keeping that name for the rest of

800
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: their life and always having you just had a baby

801
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 1: November twenty No, no, no, really, I did my special

802
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: and it was on it was a day for Thanksgiving.

803
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: You had you had your baby, and I stopped my

804
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: special the day before Thanksgiving novembery No, I did it

805
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: on the Saturday. Never mind. Okay, you checked out about

806
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: the date of your baby. That makes more sense. I

807
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: was just like, okay, so November you had Forest. What's

808
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: his middle name? Lawrence? I did Forest, Lawrence screen Um

809
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: and Forest. I mean, is uh is a name that

810
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: people have reactions to. They either think Forrest Gump or

811
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: a forest. His name is Forrest Green. That is that's

812
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: you guys being cheeky and funny. I am obsessed with

813
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: it now. I really weren't. At first. I was just like,

814
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: it's Forrest Gump and Forcecump. Is slow. He's a slow

815
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: like you're just going to associated Forrest Gump. I mean

816
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: everyone probably initially does if they know the movie, but

817
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: I think if you're younger than a millennial, they don't.

818
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: They don't know even a meal Joachim, who is twenty four. Now,

819
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't think a Forrest Gump when I

820
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: first hear Forest, and so he will not. He'll just

821
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: get that from people my age the rest of his life.

822
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: His teachers will be like always like have you seen

823
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: Forrest Gump? And he'll be like, yes, how did you

824
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: pick it? But I don't think I don't think it's

825
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: I don't think it's top either, But no, we I

826
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: thought I was having a girl for sure. I was like,

827
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: there's no way, does it. Well, they had a better

828
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: name for for a girl than it was gonna be olive.

829
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: It was if it was a girl, a better name

830
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: for a girl. Forest for a girl is not as

831
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: good as olive would be for a girl. So it's

832
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: gonna be olive green. But I love that you stuck

833
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: with the color thing because I always knew that you

834
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: were gonna do olive green. It was my favorite little

835
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: secret I had. And then when he was born. I

836
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: was just like, oh no, And then I was thinking, oh,

837
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: maybe they can come up with something else, and then

838
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: they came up with fourth Screen. I love four screens

839
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: so much now because first of all, I like that

840
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: you guys took a risk and being like kind of

841
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: funny and like having a little fun with it. And

842
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 1: I also love I was filming Perfect Strangers to which

843
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Speaker 1: is what we call the other thing okay, and there

844
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Speaker 1: was a part of it where we were asking the people,

845
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: like what their favorite color. It wasn't even we were

846
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: just asking the questions. One of the questions was what

847
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Speaker 1: your what's your favorite color? We were asking to this

848
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Speaker 1: UM cast member because he like didn't share a lot

849
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: about himself. He's a very simple person, and so I

850
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 1: was like, here's a hard hitting question. Are you ready

851
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: this might like really like are you ready to be

852
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: really be emotional now and like really reveal yourself? And

853
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: he was like I'm running And I was like, what's

854
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 1: your favorite color? And he was just like he didn't

855
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: get the joke, you know, and he kind of just

856
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: like thought and he was like four screen. And I

857
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, that's my nephew's name, and everyone was

858
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: just like okay, and I was like, I go no.

859
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: Like my nephew, my sister's last name is green and

860
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: she just named her baby Forest. His name is four screen.

861
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: I've never even heard anyone say four at screen and color.

862
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: And everyone was just like, can we move on? And

863
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: it was just like, but that's cool, right, And it

864
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: was just like, um, yeah, Nikki, um can we cut?

865
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: We need to have a talk with you that you're

866
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: like and Poppy and and Arla and like, you know,

867
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: that's not what it's about. It's not you were not

868
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: worried that you're not naming everyone? At what age can you?

869
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: At what point do you have to go? No, your wolf?

870
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: We've been calling you wolf now for seven years. I

871
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: think six months, Like when the baby starts to understand

872
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: maybe park up and understand its name, I would say

873
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: three months. You got three months, alright, three months? But

874
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: people changed. They go from you know, from Andrew to

875
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: Andy when you're use his middle name, and people sunk

876
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: around with everything. He could go by Larry, you know,

877
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: he could go by four or four four. No wait wait,

878
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: I have something to say. You guys are gonna really

879
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: judge me on this one. For his birthday is actually

880
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: the s of November. Shots fired, Oh I do this

881
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: thing you've ever done? Said a different date though, too said,

882
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: but I knew it when I said it. It just

883
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: didn't feel right, and because it's if I would have

884
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: done that, because I was just like, I can't call

885
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: my sister a liar right now about like a photo

886
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: of me and her pregnant. But yeah, anyway, he was amazing.

887
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: I already posted it on our account. It was so good.

888
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: It was the night before Andrew was Yeah, Andrew too

889
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: much Thanksgiving food and it literally had the same sized

890
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: stomach as my sister that was about to be in

891
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: labor that night. And you. I went to the Funny

892
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: Bone to run my set the night before I went

893
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: to hospital. And Andrew went to the bathroom at the

894
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: Funny Bone and puked because he was so sick from

895
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:28,959
Speaker 1: eating too much. Came out different ends though, we gotta

896
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: do Reddit dumb, it's so it's too good today it's

897
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: red it dump. That's when my mouth stretched and Turkey boy, alright,

898
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: redd it dump. This is your redit dump. M M

899
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: yes dump okay, um, I just I'm going to read

900
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: a couple of these like tweets that show up on Reddit.

901
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: This one is from the supreddit me I r L.

902
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 1: It's like it's just people being like, this is so me.

903
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: And this is a tweet from Kathleen Barber. Barber and

904
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: says you've probably seen it before, but it says every

905
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: email I ever send, Hello, exclamation mark, I'm extremely excited

906
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: to be corresponding with you. Exclamation mark. You can tell

907
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: by the number of exclamation points I use exclamation point.

908
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: Here's one sentence with a period, so that I don't

909
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: come across as manic period. Thanks, exclamation mark. I do that. Yeah,

910
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: I have used the exclamation just so. There's sometimes that

911
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: these tweets where you just go, god, that's such a

912
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: good comedy bit. Like, there's so many stand up jokes

913
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: that would be like the lynchpin of entire special that

914
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: could get you like on the map. That are just

915
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: these little tweets that people put out, like yours your

916
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: viral tweet. Oh yeah, the one about the wrapping the

917
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: exclamation marks? Do you but isn't that part of your

918
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: voice denotation and not the word I don't know already

919
00:50:53,239 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: come up for you know, it doesn't do that. Yeah, well, yeah,

920
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: when I dictate, I say exclamation point. Yeah. So my

921
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: friend Bill Dixon, he showed up. He's a he is

922
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: a you know, executive producer and writer on uh Perfect Readers,

923
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: Too and one and he. The other day, I was

924
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: on white people Twitter, which is a subreddit where like

925
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: people have funny tweets from white people. I don't know

926
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: why I also on black people Twitter. It doesn't make

927
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: any sense, but so it said, Um, his tweet is

928
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: about five years ago. I worked and I just read

929
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: the tweet. I've seen this tweet before and I've never

930
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: looked at who it's from, and then all of a sudden,

931
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: I was like Bill Dixon. So it says about five

932
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: years ago, I worked in a restaurant and ludicrous came in,

933
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: ordered spring rolls and sent them back. When I apologize,

934
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: he said, don't apologize. Spring rolls are unpredictable. I think

935
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 1: about this at least once a week. Remind me of

936
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: like a like a I could see Mitch Hedberg saying

937
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: something in that vein. That's how it's so funny. I

938
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: wrote to him. I go, oh my god, I read

939
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 1: this before I saw it was you. I was like,

940
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: this is so fucking funny. He said, Um, I'm a

941
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: fucking star. He said, happened like eight years ago. I

942
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: tried desperately to make it a bit for like three

943
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,919
Speaker 1: years because it was such a remarkable moment, but gave

944
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: up and just tweeted it like five years ago, and

945
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 1: like once a year revirals and pops up on moist

946
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: Buddha or whatevs um I said. He said, it's a

947
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: good one. Luda retweeted it and is occasionally asked about

948
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: it in interviews. Though, yeah, I've very rarely ever had

949
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 1: a bad spring roll like out of out of food,

950
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: Like I feel like and I'm not shot fired here.

951
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: I don't feel like they're down, unpredictable. I always feel

952
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: like they were within the same five. I can't understand

953
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: I would ever be a problem. Fry like shoelaces and

954
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: they'll be good. Maybe that was shoelace fries. Um, okay,

955
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: style of fry. Here's another me, I r l being

956
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 1: new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason.

957
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: And someone responded to it said, someone said, it feels

958
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: like your new character on season five of the show

959
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing. Um, this is insane. Okay, this is

960
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: from technically the truth the subreddit technically the truth. Um.

961
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: The caption the you know title is I know, I

962
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: know y'all are feeling about this. I know how you

963
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: all are feeling about this, and I am very sorry.

964
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: And it's someone googling high five emoji and the emoji

965
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: that shows up is the one we all use as

966
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: the prayer hands. It is, in fact, a high five,

967
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: not prayer hands. Isn't that crazy. It's not the same

968
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: pair of hands. It's two different hands. Uh yes, hands. Yeah,

969
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: should be just two different like skin tones to make

970
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: it look like it's. Oh, that would be good, but

971
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,439
Speaker 1: this was before we embraced that. Maybe so they should

972
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 1: have a prayer hands for every one. The other hand,

973
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: I guess it'll probably only lets you high five people

974
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: of your own race, or maybe more of the arm

975
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,439
Speaker 1: to make it look you know, it's it's a bad look.

976
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 1: Um No, I want to play, um, I want to

977
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: play the My man just gave up um that that clip.

978
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: This is a girl that is on a podcast and

979
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: she's she's like a playboy bunny. She has like bunny

980
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 1: ears in she looks like an influencer. She has a

981
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: lot of filler in her face, and she is not

982
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: a smart person because that we don't actually need gravity.

983
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: But that's a different things. We're watching something or someone

984
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: like we don't actually need gravity. We're watching to me

985
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: like we actually don't need it? What do you mean

986
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: that we don't need gravity? What if it was never invented?

987
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 1: Who ever created gravity? If someone dead? But we don't

988
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: actually need it? There was a time on Earth before

989
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: gravity existed. Yes, you should know what why? I just

990
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: feel like it's important to understand the world you live

991
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: in that you have to know what gravity. Okay, well

992
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: you should know that in Foster and you don't know

993
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: her thought? What Oh I hate when people do that. Okay,

994
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: so probably at some point in that podcast also she

995
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: had mentioned someone and the person didn't know who they were,

996
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: and um, have you ever met someone who didn't know

997
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: something like that? Like, you know, she has a good

998
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: point her knowing what gravity is is probably not going

999
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: to serve her in life. Well yeah, I mean, at

1000
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: what point, like me knowing what gravity is and that

1001
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: it wasn't something that was invented or but could you

1002
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 1: describe you describe gravity? Why? Why does gravity the moon?

1003
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: I know? But like I say, I know it's a

1004
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 1: natural phenomenon. I know that no one invented it. That's

1005
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: the thing that I think when some people think that

1006
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: something is that, Like, I'm like, but I would have

1007
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: asked her, what do you think it is that? Like

1008
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: there are like towers that create it? Like I don't know,

1009
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: maybe she does, I mean, does gravity a TikTok? Was

1010
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: she thinking like God created gravity? Is that where she

1011
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: was doing? I think she thinks it's like I bet

1012
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: she thinks, you know, Edison or whatever created electricity, when

1013
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: really was you know, like she probably thinks like it

1014
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: was whoever discovered it. I think of Sir Isaac Newton, right,

1015
00:55:55,680 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: gravity with like an apple or whatever. Um okay, this

1016
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: is a really sad one. Noah play the guy who

1017
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: uses and this is from cringe Topia subreddit, guy who

1018
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: uses an MP three file to pretend he's at a

1019
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: college party. So this guy is pretending to be drunk,

1020
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: and he's filming like a selfie video, and in the

1021
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: background you hear a lot of party chatter and it

1022
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: sounds real until you realize it's a track of a

1023
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: party and he's acting like he's at a party. So

1024
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: listen in are you people think I'm drunk? Drunk. No,

1025
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 1: I sold the dog. Trust me, if I was drunk,

1026
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: I would know about it. But I'm just having a

1027
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: good time. You know, really college what college is about.

1028
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: So but I do appreciate big you guys to support

1029
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: him a channel. Okay, it's just sad it looks like this.

1030
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: How did they find out that it was a lot

1031
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: of a track? I mean because you I think someone

1032
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: found the track or someone just once you start listening

1033
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: to it, you go like really paying attention. It's not

1034
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: it's not a good look. Um, have you ever done

1035
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we've all done things to seem cool. I

1036
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: want to say that that's kid, but it's so sad

1037
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: that I don't even think it's. Yeah, it's it's it's

1038
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: it's bad. Um. I mean I think I've done things

1039
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: to seem like more popular. Maybe back for the day. Um,

1040
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: it's just or caught someone like pretending like they went

1041
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: to a party that weekend, or but there used to

1042
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: be this thing in high school we're like pretending like

1043
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: you got drunk was like the coolest thing to be,

1044
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: like I'm so drunk, and like people would act like

1045
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: they're drunk and they'd be like, that's not an alcoholic.

1046
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: I've heard stories of that or like I remember one

1047
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: girl they did that at my at my um prom

1048
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: A kid put oduls in the first keg to like

1049
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: as a prank. Wow, like and we're like great, and

1050
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: then we've all found out and we're like cool. I've

1051
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: gotten drunk off of Tenno Duels. When I first quit drinking,

1052
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: I drank like Tenno Duels and I felt something. It

1053
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: was like having a couple of kombucha's and not the

1054
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: alcoholic kombucha is like people always go, no, you can't

1055
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: feel anything from kombucha, and then why do you drink it?

1056
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: Why do you? Why do sober people love kombucha so much.

1057
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: It's because it gives you something, just like caffeine gives

1058
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: you something it doesn't give you. And I'm not talking

1059
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: about black label that it actually has alcohol in it.

1060
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about regular kombucha. It's got a little bit

1061
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: of something. Otherwise you wouldn't drink it. It's not delicious.

1062
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: There's other things that have sugar and them that are

1063
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 1: way better. But yeah, people do. With the Rega Remember

1064
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: regun I was like, well you smoke, dude, you high bro.

1065
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: That was Reguano, Like man, I'm still still I swear

1066
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: to God though so much of like getting high or

1067
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 1: drunk is based, Like I'll be around drunk people and

1068
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: I'll start acting drunk, like I absorbed so much of

1069
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: how they will act, or like you know, accents, like

1070
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: we just kind of absorb your environment. Um, okay, so

1071
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: this is the one I wanted to test Lauren on.

1072
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask her. Um, wait, okay, wait, your

1073
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: anti spending so much of your time? You have so

1074
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: many horse flies in the tent espera to tilla passau

1075
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: tiennis tantas mosto in uh to carpa, damn girl in

1076
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: la carpa, not your well. In French, this is how

1077
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: it is in the turn. There's something like that in

1078
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: Spanish with como because como can mean how, and como

1079
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: can mean I eat, and then tom can also mean

1080
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: like so you ever do like the mayor como. They're

1081
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: called like trouble linguas like tongue twisters in Spanish. I

1082
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 1: like it. Um, that's okay, let's go into final thought.

1083
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 1: I just want to give you. I used to do

1084
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: this thing. Taylor mcgram one of my best friends, and

1085
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: I used to always go into we'd spend our contact period,

1086
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: which was like a twenty minute period between second and

1087
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: third hour. We're supposed to like go visit teachers to

1088
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: like learn things or just like people would just socialize.

1089
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 1: But we would go into hair Um Anderson, who used

1090
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: to work with right, he's this is his last year.

1091
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: We used to go to hair Anderson him classroom. Hair.

1092
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's so har Anderson's room. And he

1093
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: does have nice hair though, really good hair, a strong

1094
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: a strong uh he does, yeah, blind a strong hairline.

1095
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: And um. We would go into his classroom and we

1096
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 1: would quiz him on like really weird words to be

1097
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: like how good are you? And so we would just

1098
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: throw weird words at him to like stump him. So

1099
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: can I try to stump you? You're probably going to

1100
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 1: be able to stump I know, because there's lots of

1101
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 1: words that you wouldn't But okay, um uh quirkscrew, Oh okay,

1102
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: I know that one um bunk bed um No same

1103
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: sumpter you got anyone's um bunk bed dolphin tail? Ohine, delphine.

1104
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: You don't even know English? Yeah, it's stumped English. The game.

1105
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: I just thought I was thinking of any words u

1106
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: uh bronze uh bronze oatmeal bowl. Well that's easy because

1107
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be they los cerealis uh bronzeado. What

1108
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: about avenna avenna avennas? Yeah oats okay because in Mexico zesus,

1109
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: I think it's you're giving me a lot of Latin

1110
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: rooted words. Kind of got it. Um uh the charging

1111
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 1: cable for my old transistor radio uh cablet day cargo

1112
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: part of me viejo or me antiguo radio. Okay, this

1113
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: is a boring segment one. Okay, yeah, okay, I got

1114
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: a hot dog at the library, yo, conci Wait what

1115
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: was something hot? Oh? A dog to say, a dog

1116
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: that's hot, a little hot dog. But like what if

1117
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: people think that, Like what if you're saying my dog

1118
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 1: is hot and you can take me to the that No,

1119
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: then you would say me pero. Okay, so what about

1120
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 1: my dog ate a hot dog and now he's hot, pero,

1121
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 1: come and where by bottom my sexy dog ate a

1122
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: hot dog and now he's sexy. Now he's a dog

1123
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: that's hot, and he's more sexy about a hot dog

1124
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: than because Calliente isn't that hot. Yeah, but they just

1125
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,439
Speaker 1: say sexy too sexy. When you say that a dog

1126
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: is hot, why are you saying a different word? Because

1127
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: I was thinking that like he's like overheating. No, no,

1128
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: he's sexy. So my sexy dog ate a hot dog

1129
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: and now he's more sexy. Say it me, pero sexy

1130
01:03:44,320 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: cameo CALLI Okay, well, okay fine. I feel like I'm like, hell, um, Lauren,

1131
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: is there anything We have a lot of parents listening

1132
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: in that have small children who are obviously going to

1133
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 1: be going to school or are in school. Is there

1134
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,560
Speaker 1: anything you could say as a parent to a student

1135
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: that you would like to say? Um, as a teacher,

1136
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: as a teacher, as a as a teacher, Oh or

1137
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: the kids that are so respectful and nice and sweet

1138
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: make all the difference in the class. So please thank you. Yes,

1139
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: so many kids don't say please and thank you. I

1140
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: realize that following candidates, they don't have like the reverie

1141
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: or respect for adults, Like they just look at us

1142
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: like you don't like they just don't they look at

1143
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: you like you're like, they treat you like your your peer.

1144
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 1: What happened to being scared of adults? I was scared

1145
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 1: off literally every adult and I would have done anything

1146
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: that any of them told me to. I was in

1147
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: the middle. Probably, Yeah, you challenge kids, I think that.

1148
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean, if they're being disrespect it, yeah, I can

1149
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: see that. But I wasn't a skunk because he had

1150
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: white hair in between. But he was being rude to me,

1151
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: so I just shot back, Oh, okay, skunk, and then

1152
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 1: he threw me Oh my god. Did anyone I know

1153
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 1: that he was a skunk? Like? Was that a thing?

1154
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 1: You guys whispered to each other? I think if they

1155
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: didn't know, they were just such a good Yeah. Yeah,

1156
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 1: he looked exactly like can I ask a question when

1157
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: you have kids like that though, that are like, well

1158
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm too cool for and you're teaching and you're giving

1159
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: a lesson, do you ever like look? I mean, I

1160
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: don't want to put this in your brain, but I

1161
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 1: know as the lights are on, if I was a teacher,

1162
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 1: I would look at Johnny in the third row being

1163
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: like like all right, like funck? Like does that ever

1164
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 1: funk with you? Them not paying attention? Or like them

1165
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:56,919
Speaker 1: like you like doing stand up and pay? It makes

1166
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: you It makes you like murder to what do you

1167
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: do when someone not paying attention or they're like you

1168
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 1: can see them like not you know them out. I mean,

1169
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, put away your phone, let's pay attention. Are

1170
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: they're allowed to have their phone? M it's a losing battle.

1171
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: You just you just have to accept it. And they

1172
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: all just stare into their laps a lot. They're very

1173
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 1: interested in their laps there. Yeah, and inside their desks.

1174
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot going on. Oh, they just

1175
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: have it out. They're just yeah, my god. Right before

1176
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 1: we go, tell listeners one thing about me that they

1177
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't know that, you know, because we grew up together. Oh, um,

1178
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: you're very sensitive? What really? Yeah, you you have like this,

1179
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: you know, you portray this kind of harder exterior, but

1180
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: deep down you're just a little squishy marshmallow. Oh my god,

1181
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: thing so sweet. That's all I want is to be.

1182
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: We talked about favorite um compliments, and my my favorite

1183
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 1: one is you're adorable, So that kind of goes into

1184
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: that being like a little a little sweet sweet. Yeah,

1185
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: and you're elegant. Oh you're actually that would be hilarious

1186
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: if Lord and was like she's really tidy. Al Right, guys,

1187
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you Lauren for being here, my sister.

1188
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: I love to have you back. Uh. Season two is

1189
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,680
Speaker 1: coming up next week. Get your friends involved. This is

1190
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 1: a great We're gonna start fresh. All the things that

1191
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: you know and love about the show will be back.

1192
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 1: A little couple of changes will happen, but nothing that

1193
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,439
Speaker 1: is going to throw you. Will be here four days

1194
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: a week. We love you so much. Thank you so

1195
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: much for listening to the show this past year, no

1196
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: matter when you joined in. UM, come see us on

1197
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: the road. We're doing meet and greets everywhere. We can't

1198
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 1: wait to meet you guys. We have merched available at

1199
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,919
Speaker 1: the pod uh pod shop, dot Nikki Glaser dot com

1200
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, we really appreciate you guys. Thank you, busties.

1201
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: We love you. Yeah. Great season one. Even know what

1202
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: you were doing seasons until I guess we're doing seasons.

1203
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool. I love it feels like the

1204
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 1: ode so well I thought, I thought, alright, yeah I

1205
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:21,559
Speaker 1: have all the swells. Don't be a y good one. Okay,

1206
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 1: do you know he is no gravity