Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph All right.
Speaker 2: You know what time it is. It is the big week,
Speaker 2: It is the big game. Super Bowl is on Sunday.
Speaker 2: What better prank than this one?
Speaker 3: Right here?
Speaker 2: This is the super Bowl party. Everybody throwing super Bowl
Speaker 2: parties all over every city. You know, every household going
Speaker 2: to be packed. The game will be owned, and you
Speaker 2: know this is the super Bowl party. And hey, let's
Speaker 2: see if we can go to this guy's party. Oh,
Speaker 2: let's tune in right now. Super Bowl Party, cat Dog.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your rod. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is what's called. Hey, this is this is Curtis Man.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm
Speaker 3: about three, I think about three streets over from you.
Speaker 3: I'm reaching out to you, man, I know the super
Speaker 3: Bowl coming up? Are you? Are you playing on throwing
Speaker 3: your your annual super Bowl party this year? Man?
Speaker 4: How you get you said you in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Here, you'll live in neighborhood' I'm three streets over from you.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, how'd you hear about the super Bowl party?
Speaker 3: Man, I mean, I mean, everybody knows about it. I mean,
Speaker 3: you know, it's it's pretty big. Every year you got
Speaker 3: you know, I mean it's it's cars everywhere. I mean,
Speaker 3: you guys be me rocking for all through the night
Speaker 3: on Super Bowl Night. So I'm calling to see if
Speaker 3: are you throwing it this year? Yes?
Speaker 4: And you I do it every year, man, I do
Speaker 4: it every year. I was able to come off, but
Speaker 4: everybody comes over. We have a good time. So yeah,
Speaker 4: we're gonna be doing it again this year.
Speaker 3: Why what's up? Okay? So here here what I want
Speaker 3: to tell you, man, every year your party too loud,
Speaker 3: and here's people parking all in front of other people houses.
Speaker 3: You know all I'm three streets. Oh, it's people parking
Speaker 3: in my driveway to get to your house. And to
Speaker 3: be honest with you, it's too loud. And I'm just
Speaker 3: killing you this year. If that is loud this year,
Speaker 3: I'm calling the police this year.
Speaker 4: Man, this is what you really called me for. You
Speaker 4: really called me to threaten me, to tell me you're
Speaker 4: gonna call the police shut down my party.
Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah, I mean I hear too loud, man, everybody
Speaker 3: and everybody in the neighborhood. Come to my party, man,
Speaker 3: ain't no. Everybody in the neighborhood don't come cause I
Speaker 3: damn so, I ain't been there. That's because you ain't
Speaker 3: get an invite you to use you damn because that's
Speaker 3: why you ain't getting no invite you. I said, you're
Speaker 3: a hater. That's why I'm not. No. I ain't no hater.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you your stuff is out of control. Man.
Speaker 3: You gotta tolle that. You gotta get control of your party.
Speaker 3: You don't have control of it. Man, you're telling me
Speaker 3: how to control my control. Your mouths started. Let's start
Speaker 3: right there, all right. You ain't calling nobody. Believe you
Speaker 3: ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing. Hold on,
Speaker 3: you ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do, all right?
Speaker 3: Just you the one, you, the one throwing the loudest party.
Speaker 3: You the one got people parking and people driveway And yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right. If it happens this year, I'm calling the police.
Speaker 3: You ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling that person. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So how you
Speaker 3: finna stop me? How you finna stop me from making
Speaker 3: sure I got peace and on my street at my house.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna stop you with a size twelve right up
Speaker 4: your Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you again.
Speaker 3: Control your party, get the noise level where it ain't
Speaker 3: disturbing everybody in the neighborhood, and stop people from parking
Speaker 3: and people's driveway. And I'm gonna tell you again, I'm
Speaker 3: about to have a party with my size twelve right
Speaker 3: up in your Hey, dude, it is what it is.
Speaker 3: It is what. Look for the police to be at
Speaker 3: your party, all right, look for the people. Look for
Speaker 3: the police to be at your damn party, because evidently
Speaker 3: you don't respect your neighbors. It's what it is now.
Speaker 3: You know what, I do respect my neighbors because all
Speaker 3: the neighbors in the neighborhood come except for you, because
Speaker 3: we already know you're on You're on that list. Yet
Speaker 3: I hate best neighbor that be.
Speaker 4: Calling toe trucks and you know, complaining about leaves in
Speaker 4: your yard and all of that. You I know exactly
Speaker 4: who you are. That's why you never got an invite
Speaker 4: to the party, because.
Speaker 3: You do not even know me. You use theydeal who
Speaker 3: I am use a buster. Use that. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: I'm but I'm gonna be the buster that's calling popost
Speaker 3: to be over there on Sunday snitch snitching an I
Speaker 3: t h that ain't that ain't that's not snitching. No,
Speaker 3: it's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it from being out
Speaker 3: of control. You are especial something so so you think
Speaker 3: people that's going to your party ought to be able
Speaker 3: to park in my driveway.
Speaker 4: Listen, man, I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry
Speaker 4: if anybody being parking your driveway, but nothing for you
Speaker 4: to just knock on the door and say, hey, excuse me.
Speaker 4: You know I'm trying to get out, you know whatever. Whatever,
Speaker 4: I make sure I put it on the fires that
Speaker 4: we don't want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously
Speaker 4: it happened, and I apologize for that. But that's no
Speaker 4: reason for you to be going on extra crazy and
Speaker 4: going to extra mind talking about I'm calling the police.
Speaker 4: You ain't calling nobody, man, Shut up. That right there
Speaker 4: is what's wrong with black people today. Instead of coming
Speaker 4: to me like a man, you coming to me like
Speaker 4: a coward. Instead of coming to me like a man
Speaker 4: and saying listen, you know, because the first thing you're
Speaker 4: talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police, and then
Speaker 4: when the police come and beat your black mass up,
Speaker 4: you're going to be on the other line complaining and
Speaker 4: talk about what you want to be suing and doing
Speaker 4: this and that, don't you know, that's how you get
Speaker 4: fed up.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: So as black people, we got to learn how to
Speaker 4: stick together and come together. If you want to come
Speaker 4: to the party, it sounds like you're silent hater on
Speaker 4: the loaf for real, like you really want to come
Speaker 4: to the party, but because you're the only person in
Speaker 4: the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now you're talking about
Speaker 4: calling the police.
Speaker 3: I know exactly who you are. Who am I You?
Speaker 3: That dude that.
Speaker 4: Live up two three streets over and you drive that
Speaker 4: red pickup truck with the flannel shirts and all of that.
Speaker 4: You're the only person in the hood driving a red
Speaker 4: pickup truck in the flannel what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: That's why you ain't getting no invite. And on top
Speaker 4: of that, all those dogs you got running around in
Speaker 4: your backyard need to clean them up. They'd be back
Speaker 4: there and and everything. And then the other neighbors can't
Speaker 4: even have barbecues because you're big, rusty eyed dogs running around.
Speaker 4: You got a nerve to be fucking up. You're calling
Speaker 4: the police when we need to be calling the.
Speaker 3: City on you.
Speaker 4: All that trash and you got in front of your house. Man,
Speaker 4: get out of here. I'm gonna call the cops on
Speaker 4: you right now. But if you ain't wearing the flannel shirts,
Speaker 4: with the bread pickup truck and the dogs running around
Speaker 4: with calling the front yard and the backyard and all
Speaker 4: over the place, who are.
Speaker 3: You that tell me say no more? I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: you who I am. This is nephew Tommy from the
Speaker 3: Steve Harby Morning Show. Yo, just got pranked by your
Speaker 3: next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am. You know what,
Speaker 3: you know what?
Speaker 4: You know what now, I'm definitely gonna kick you in
Speaker 4: his shirt. Man, you have me going, Man.
Speaker 3: I hold when I run this prank, I hope the
Speaker 3: man with the red pickup truck and the flannel shirt
Speaker 3: ain't listening to it. All right, Man, I got one
Speaker 3: more thing. You got to tell me what's the baddest
Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4: Man, you already know it's a Team Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3: All right, come on, come on, come on, all right man.
Speaker 2: I know I said give it to me man. It's
Speaker 2: black history, y'all. Y'all are gonna give it to me?
Speaker 2: Know what to take? Get it to me in black history?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, we have to do it every day
Speaker 1: this month.
Speaker 2: Well, what I'm working on the you know, the African
Speaker 2: American Museum in Washington, d C. I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: in there as the King of Pranks, you know, And
Speaker 2: I'm just somewhere on the entertainment floor on the wall,
Speaker 2: you know, just right up in there. That's that's how
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask you for a lot.
Speaker 1: You through the examp to the museum. We'll see you
Speaker 1: in your prank.
Speaker 3: Why would they do that? Though?
Speaker 2: See he just see how you just shot it down.
Speaker 2: See somebody to work at the museum saying, hey, that's
Speaker 2: a great idea. Then here he come and shoot it down,
Speaker 2: just shot it down?
Speaker 3: Why would they do that? I as valid question, answer
Speaker 3: the question. It's the King of Pranks, what you know?
Speaker 3: Ma morale is done.
Speaker 2: Listen. I'll be at great Land Memphis sound stage this weekend. February.
Speaker 2: They come out and hang out with the nephew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve, lift him back up, Come on up.
Speaker 4: I'd be that you can go down there to the
Speaker 4: museum and ask.
Speaker 1: Them you need to work on that work all right?
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