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Speaker 1: Scott Are you ready, curty bo, I'm ready to just

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Speaker 1: laugh and laugh and laugh. Did the government invent stuffed

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Speaker 1: crust pizza?

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Speaker 2: Wow? That's a very concise and yet effective headline, because

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Speaker 2: I thought there was gonna be a comma scientist disagree

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Speaker 2: or wait and find out, But.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just I'm just over here asking questions. Scotti shah.

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Speaker 2: Well, all right, let's take a bite out of this

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Speaker 2: very provocative episode of the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Would youillient pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you do?

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Speaker 3: Ba? Guys, goals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kerk Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana boy number two. Scotti Landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: listening to Bananas where the easy, breezy, feel good boys.

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Speaker 2: This is a bliss pit for you to escape all

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Speaker 2: of the many stresses that are bombarding you like asteroids

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Speaker 2: from the universe.

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Speaker 3: Every second of the day, it seems, every second of

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Speaker 3: the day.

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Speaker 2: I'm not bending, I'm not breaking. I'm just gonna get

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Speaker 2: more bananas. I'm getting more positive as crap gets bad.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, baby, And what else is what's your other option? Huh?

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Speaker 1: What is your other option?

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Speaker 2: My whole thing is courage and bravery. So I'm just

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Speaker 2: standing up for what's right, and that's being silly and

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Speaker 3: I cleaned out my entire garage yesterday, and my garage

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Speaker 3: is where I record from.

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Speaker 1: And so for those who don't know, I have.

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Speaker 3: Been recording from behind a pile of junk that has

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Speaker 3: for years, and now I have an absolutely like not empty.

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Speaker 3: There's stuff on the walls, but I can like a

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Speaker 3: It broke me spiritually and physically to do it yesterday,

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Speaker 3: but my god, all these boxes are labeled now, Scottie,

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Speaker 3: it's really it's a real treat.

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Speaker 1: I feel good.

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Speaker 2: You were in the safe zone. There's a safe zone

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Speaker 2: with garage cleanliness, where if it's horder level, you're upset

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Speaker 2: for people and you are concerned about their mental health.

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Speaker 2: And if it's too clean and too orderly, and they

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Speaker 3: If it looks like you parked your car just on

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Speaker 3: the floor of a supermarket, if it's that clean. That's strange,

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Speaker 3: like are you trying to sell us your car?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and or your body? It's very odd. I feel

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Speaker 2: I'm actually the double creep. But I think the like

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Speaker 3: Ah, man, I have to stand so close to people

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Speaker 2: I have no idea that that is them, but if.

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Speaker 3: You had, and so it's like, so you're you're intimately

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Speaker 2: This is a very accomplishable goal, I think this, but

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Speaker 2: So I'm totally gatekeeping, absolutely gatekeeping this gym because I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm just doing this thing for myself, and it's not

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Speaker 2: You would always intro it this way, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: Saw that Baltimore level. That's Baltimore level salesmanship.

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Speaker 3: So do you want to hear about this government? This

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Speaker 2: I would love to. Will this come out before our

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we got it right.

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Speaker 3: Chicago, May eighth were at the Den. This was a

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was bored. I was thinking about the Internet

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Speaker 1: It's a kid story.

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Speaker 2: It's a three paid short story that's like a children's book.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's me. It's seventeen year old Scottie just letting

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Speaker 3: What an interesting requirement for the creative writing class to

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Speaker 3: write a children's story.

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Speaker 2: I think it was a short story was probably the requirement,

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Speaker 2: Turns out it's harder than being a TV writer or

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Speaker 3: Let's get into pizza, all right. So this was sent

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Speaker 3: And so this is a fascinating So the again the

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Speaker 1: Stuff crust pizza?

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Speaker 1: The cheese caves, right, we did. Okay, for those of

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Speaker 3: And so then Bill Clinton comes in and Bill Clinton

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Speaker 1: Additionally, to help move dairy products that are less and

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Speaker 3: That's Mexican American food. If you go to Mexico, there

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Speaker 3: Then this was an episode This wasn't in Chowhound written

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Speaker 3: Here's a question, who invented pizza huts three cheese stuffed

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Speaker 3: That's where ferry management comes in. It's a checkof board

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah. So yeah, so they've been out

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Speaker 2: It went in one year and stayed in there.

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Speaker 1: Now here's the here's the here's the twist. Baby, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: This was on Scott's Pizza Tours dot Com by Scott Weiner.

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Speaker 3: I'm assuming that's the Scott of Scott's Pizza Tours and

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Speaker 1: That's Scott's Pizza Tour guide.

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Speaker 3: You can learn Mangiello's whole story by watching the new

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Speaker 2: Maybe it also falls under. Eventually we were gonna get there.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you look at a pizza, You look at

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Speaker 2: Yeah. There was a TV pilot that Rob Anderson did

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Speaker 2: gonna be worth it in every way. We were talking

441
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,360
Speaker 2: about pizza while back, and we were trying to find

442
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 2: Ilio's pizza, which was such an eighties staple, and I

443
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 2: could not find it in Los Angeles. I went to Ralphs,

444
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 2: I went to Johnson, went to Bonds.

445
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 3: I know it still exists though, because I definitely saw

446
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,199
Speaker 3: it recently and I was like, oh, I'm gonna get

447
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 3: some Ilios and I didn't pick it up, though.

448
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 2: Damn well, in the future, that'll be a I bet

449
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 2: it's on the East Coast more. I bet it'll be

450
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 2: over there.

451
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: A lot more so. In conclusion, folks, there's a giant

452
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 1: mountain that's filled with cheese that the government bought and

453
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: now the government is forcing you to eat stuff crust pizza.

454
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 2: There you go. And I think it is that episode.

455
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 2: I think that was in the Bridget Everett episode because

456
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 2: I do her being like, oh, I'm from there. I

457
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: had never heard of this, and she's either from Missouri

458
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 2: or Kansas, or.

459
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 1: She's from Kansas, yeah, or Manhattan, Kansas.

460
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 2: There you go, so oh yeah, that's where her show

461
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 2: takes place.

462
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: A great show, great show, What a vibe show, What

463
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: a vibe show. We were just like enjoy watching it

464
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: because of the vibes.

465
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's cheese buried in the middle of the country.

466
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: Go get you some government cheese. Pier's one sent from

467
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 2: Breaking Wind podcast. That's my Sam from England. We'll shout

468
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 2: out Sam. Hey hung out once at the Golden Gopher

469
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 2: in downtown LA. Had a beer.

470
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.

471
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 2: And I don't think they do that podcast anymore else

472
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: if I might be incorrect, But what it was was

473
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 2: they watched Twilight every week for a year. The movie Twilight.

474
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 2: I think it was like Breaking Dawn or whatever, which

475
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 2: is great, just fun and dumb. And so it's called

476
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 2: the Breaking Wind podcast, and here it is oh, this

477
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 2: is a feeld good one. I thought we would start

478
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 2: with our start mind with a field good one. A

479
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 2: random text message ended up in happily Ever after this

480
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 2: was in the BBC, I think all my stories are

481
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 2: from that British broadcasting company or channel or whatever that

482
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 2: stands for Tanya Gupta and Charlotte Benton. Ooh, that duo

483
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 2: best in the damn business.

484
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: That's what really hard.

485
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 2: When Donovan Shears sent a text message to a random

486
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 2: number in nineteen ninety eight, it changed the course of

487
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 2: his life. This is why I looked back at my

488
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 2: Gmail to see what my first one was. Okay, he

489
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,719
Speaker 2: had been given his first mobile phone for his eighteenth

490
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 2: birthday and had just discovered text messaging. What an innocent time.

491
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: Yeah right, remember that when you first discovered text messaging

492
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: and it was.

493
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 3: So difficult because it was a abcccab DFF.

494
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, hated it didn't understand it would just think just

495
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 2: call me, And now the reverse is true. If you

496
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,959
Speaker 2: call me without texting first, assume the worst.

497
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's now become no.

498
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,959
Speaker 3: It's now reversed again for me because I don't text

499
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 3: without speaking my text.

500
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: Into my phone.

501
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 2: Oh so it's.

502
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: Like I'm calling you, but I'm sending you a text.

503
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 2: Also to the people who talk on speakerphone with their

504
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 2: iPhone that's held flat in front of your face, what's

505
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: going on in your life?

506
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: What's going on happening? What? What?

507
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 3: What part of you just thinks that you exist in

508
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 3: a vacuum of no other human beings. I saw somebody

509
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 3: do it face timing on the elevator and it was like,

510
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 3: we're in a fucking elephant, like right next to you.

511
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: It is outrageous.

512
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 2: At least FaceTime, I understand the camera, but when it's

513
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 2: speakerphone and then they hold it flat like they're about

514
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 2: to bite any Claire in front of their face, and

515
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 2: it's like you don't want to hold it up to

516
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: your ear for some reason. And it's it's funny because

517
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 2: it defies all stereotypes. It's not rich people, it's not

518
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 2: never people. It's not white people, it's not white people.

519
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 2: It's there's just a certain group of psychopaths that talk

520
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 2: speaker phone and hold it so specifically, and in my life,

521
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: they've never said anything interesting. They've never been like, okay,

522
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: now put the kidney on ice. I'm on my way

523
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 2: I'm going to walk you through this. It's always just

524
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 2: like uh huh, who did what? Hah? That's crazy, And

525
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 2: then you're like, man, this, I wish I could make

526
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 2: that phone explode right now. Okay. He had been given

527
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 2: his first mobile phone on his eighteenth birthday and it

528
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: just discovered text messaging. He made up random numbers and

529
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 2: sent off messages saying hello, to which one his future wife, Kirsty,

530
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: wrote back high. So he just sent to a random

531
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 2: number hello, and then a woman wrote back high.

532
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,479
Speaker 1: How old was Kirsty at the time.

533
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 2: That's a great question. I hope she was eighteen. Also,

534
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 2: that single moment led to over twenty years of love,

535
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 2: laughter and partnership. They said. Out of several messages to

536
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 2: unknown numbers that he sent from the Coventry pub where

537
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: he was working that night, Kirsty in Cleithorps was the

538
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: only one to reply on now, come on now, cle

539
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 2: Thorps c l E E t h O r p

540
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 2: E sorps.

541
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: Just like it's spelled Kirsty, And what's that My name's Cleethorps.

542
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 1: Just said, just like it's spelled.

543
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're walking kind of weird. Oh well, you know,

544
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: I went on vacation and came back with a nasty

545
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: case of Cleethorp's. Fast forward four years, the couple were

546
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: getting married in Scotland, where Kirsty's from. Now they have

547
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 2: two children, aged six and nine. Kirstie said they she

548
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: replied to Donovan's message thinking of someone she knew, but

549
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: just she hadn't saved their number in her phone.

550
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: Nice speaking to what is? Kids named you up?

551
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: And yeah?

552
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: What's another tech common text phrase?

553
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 2: Yel d L Yeah, well just down low you know

554
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 2: you up? And yeah asl H sex location the old

555
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: chat room stand by. So hard to lie to that,

556
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: So hard to deceive to that one, Kirsty said, you replied,

557
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.

558
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: Oh.

559
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: Speaking to BBC, they remembered how they first met at

560
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 2: the Coventry Railroad station and went on their first date

561
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: at the well known city nightclub, the Coliseum, which is

562
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: now called the Kasba.

563
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: All right, seems like it would go the other way, honestly,

564
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 3: it really does. Seems like Kasba is more popular.

565
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: Twenty years ago and Colums are more popular now, but

566
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: who you know, things are always changings.

567
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: Are different in old England town. Donovan said, I started

568
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: sending messages, random text messages and showing them off to

569
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: my friends. I just picked the first four digits as

570
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 2: mine and the last three digits randomly. It was probably

571
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 2: about five or six different numbers, and then I didn't

572
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 2: think of anything of it. Kirsty said we would text

573
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: throughout the day, and then obviously it became more and

574
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 2: more frequent, to the point where we decided we should

575
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 2: phone each other. Wow, we were texting each other so much.

576
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: My phone bill was over two hundred and fifty pounds

577
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: a month. That's not cheap. Also, it used to be

578
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: only free texting nights and weekend, so you would wait

579
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 2: for six o'clock to click over and then you're like

580
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: text text X. But texting used to be so expensive?

581
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like ten cents. Was it like

582
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: ten cents a text?

583
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 2: I think so. I think I can remember them advertising

584
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 2: that it was just like seven cents a text message,

585
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: and like, I gotta get on that deal. But also,

586
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: were they just ripping us off so bad?

587
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't cost anything to send text.

588
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: There's not a crew of men holding oars in the

589
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 2: bottom of a shit rowing every time a text message.

590
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: Just said.

591
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: What pieces as shit?

592
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 3: That they were just like that's a new thing. Yeah,

593
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 3: charged by the text. That's how we do it because

594
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 3: we're getting our nut.

595
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 2: We're singular wireless kiss r butts uh So I think

596
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: that's when I decided we should call. Feelings started to

597
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: develop and she's got the most beautiful Scottish accent, which

598
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: attracted me to her as well. That's cute.

599
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: Look at that. You gotta be a specific person. You

600
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: got to shoot your shot to find a Scottish accent.

601
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 2: Sexy, it's it's different.

602
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: No, I understand different. It can be. Don't know. I've

603
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: met many. Yes, no, it can be sexy.

604
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: It can be. It can be you certainly can be.

605
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 2: The pair eventually met up six months after the first

606
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 2: text message was sent. I said to my stepsister, I've

607
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: got to go meet this guy. And she was like,

608
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,959
Speaker 2: he could be anyone and I was like, yes, I know,

609
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: but I was eighteen and didn't really think about consequences.

610
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: Kirsty said, So two eighteen year olds there it is.

611
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 3: So it's amazing. And they could and send a photo

612
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 3: now you know. They just sent like an all ASKI

613
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 3: kind of.

614
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: Like interpretation of what they look like, just kind of

615
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: like a square box with eyes and smiles.

616
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm six' five swimmers build hung like a. RHINOCEROS

617
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: i said to, oh, Yeah i've got A so this

618
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 2: Is kirsty, SAYS i just got on a train and

619
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 2: came To. Coventry donovan said he was scared to make

620
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: the first, move But kirsty was much more assured and

621
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: the rest is. History he. SAID i remember coming back

622
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 2: from our first night out and we just cut it.

623
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 2: Up it was kind of magical in a.

624
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: WAY i love.

625
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 3: That, also the fact that you can just hop on

626
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 3: a train in THE uk and pretty much go anywhere

627
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 3: is so.

628
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: AWESOME i watched to relax after a long. Day my

629
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: wife AND i gathered the children around THE tv and

630
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: we Watch escape to The, country which is Just british

631
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: people buying country. Homes so it's Like BRITISH. Hgtv and

632
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: it's so like everything's a little different and weird and

633
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: you get to like look at their weird houses and

634
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: and the craziest part about all of it is that

635
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: at the end they show three, houses just like ANY hgtv,

636
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: show and then at the end you just don't find

637
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: out if they bought AN.

638
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

639
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: WHY i don't know.

640
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 3: WHY i don't know if it's like about privacy laws

641
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: in THE uk or. Something there must be a very

642
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 3: good reason that they do not give exactly what every

643
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 3: single viewer wants is to find out which one they brought.

644
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: They, Bought but you don't ever find. Out they're just

645
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: like that.

646
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 2: The odds are stacked against. Them maybe they just don't

647
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: sell that, many and it's more about the adventure and

648
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 2: the hope of. Looking here's a big.

649
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 3: Deal if someone goes, to, quote look at it, again

650
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 3: if that's, so you might you might have a second,

651
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 3: Viewing and they're, like we might have a we might

652
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 3: have a second View but they won't commit to even

653
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 3: telling you if they're going to go look at it.

654
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: Again it's so weird.

655
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: Anyway point being is they're looking at these like Little

656
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 3: british villages that are, like you, know they look like

657
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,479
Speaker 3: they're like they're still in the fifteenth, century and they're,

658
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 3: like and of course the train is right.

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Speaker 1: Here it's forty five minutes To london to Downtown.

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Speaker 4: London it's, like it's, crazy my, goodness so trains damn.

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00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 2: It why it seems like the thing that we should

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00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 2: all be able to agree on it's so. Peaceful, Yes

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00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 2: and it doesn't matter if you're a red state or blue.

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Speaker 2: State you get to sit, Still you get to, eat,

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Speaker 2: drink look at your, phone talk on your speakerphone like

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Speaker 2: in A claire in front of your, face or like

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Speaker 2: you're about to blow off an old chalk board, eraser

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Speaker 2: and watch the country roll by at a fast paced

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Speaker 2: with no. Traffic how can't we agree ON?

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Speaker 1: Tv we agree on? This my. God the amount of

671
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: people get mad of having high speed rail is.

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00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 2: We already have it. Cleared this country was built on.

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00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 2: Railroads there are tracks going. Everywhere they just need to

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00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 2: be refurbished or, rebuilt but they're already. Laid it's crazy

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00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 2: to me that we can't because if there was high speed,

676
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 2: TRAIN i would just go to places Like, Denver, Chicago.

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00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 2: SEATTLE i would just go places, Like, hey it's a

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00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 2: ten hour train, ride but we'll be In chicago by tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Morning i'm, Like i'm.

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00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,479
Speaker 3: There let's go and sleep on a train and wake.

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00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 3: Up hey it's ten pm at.

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Speaker 1: Night let's be In, chicago you, know let's be in

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Speaker 1: Coll let's be In denver by eight? Am, yes wake,

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Speaker 1: up have a full. Day what could be better what

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Speaker 1: could be.

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00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 2: Better i'll wrap this one up for. Us so he,

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00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 2: says she was an amazing, woman so, intelligent and then

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00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: we got to know each other as. Well she's my

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00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 2: best friend as well as my wife and they're looking

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00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 2: forward to celebrating a Wedding valvenua as a. FAMILY i

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00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 2: took my son for a suit fitting yesterday and he

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00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 2: absolutely loved. It then there's my girl and she's, LIKE

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00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 2: i want to see mommy get dressed. Up she can't.

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00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 2: Wait and that's how it. Ended so they're still together

695
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 2: after one text message randomly sent in nineteen ninety. Eight

696
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: that is. Awesome that's a nice, story is.

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00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: It it's a nice. Story, ALSO i could just imagine

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00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: how big that phone must have. Been oh it was THE.

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00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: Uk THE uk had phones in nineteen ninety eight that

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00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: were not. Silly, yeah they were not. Going so they're

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00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: still Rocking. Nokias isn't that? Amazing there was a.

702
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: Story Maybe i'll do it to a future, episode but

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00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: it was A British it was A bbc. Story british

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00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,959
Speaker 2: man found his Lost nokia brick phone from this era

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00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 2: and it still was at seventy percent charge when he found.

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00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 1: It, Yeah i'll do it on the next.

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00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: EPISODE i.

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00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: SWEAR i was, like that's a fun, story that's.

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00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 2: AMAZING i, know, man there was a time WHEN i

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00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: was a younger banana and way more cynical and opinionated

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00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 2: THAN i am, Now AND i used to think vow,

712
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: renewals vowel renewal ceremonies were just the, tackiest dorkiest shit

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00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 2: of all. Time and you know, What i've changed my. Ways,

714
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: REALLY i just don't care celebrate each. Other if you

715
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 2: want to get your friends to go party that you're

716
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 2: still married or just to tell each other that you

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00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 2: still love each, other good for, you great get dr,

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00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 2: stuff awesome. People YEAH i do. TOO i didn't like

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00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: it WHEN i was a. KID i GUESS i just

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00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 2: was an. Asshole and Now i'm, like if you want

721
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 2: to throw a get together about you still being in

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00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 2: love with your partner or, partners go for. It have

723
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 2: so much. Fun but gender real, parties you could shove

724
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 2: those right up your, keys, right those are indulgent and,

725
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: dumb and how are you picking a gender at? Birth

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00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: get over yourself your.

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00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: Nuts So i'll tease this into some thumb.

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00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: Zone oh, YEAH i got some thumbs. Ups i've.

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00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: Got, HONESTLY i just got. Two i'm going to keep

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00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: it all fast food.

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Speaker 2: Based that's. Fine people love, food all. Right m, hmm

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00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 2: here we. Go thumbs. Ups you can say your thumbs

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Speaker 2: up to all, right you're gonna, OH i thought you

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Speaker 2: were just gonna skip. It my.

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00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: Apologies Now i'm gonna keep it all fast food.

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00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 2: Related got.

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00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: It here's.

738
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: One Burger king has the right to use its name

739
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Speaker 3: throughout the Entire United states except for a twenty mile

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00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: radius surrounding an unrelated restaurant also Called Burger king In, Maltoon.

741
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: Illinois, Yeah i've read about that. Once, okay that's a

742
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: F and then that was sent in by Bb, Brizzy thank,

743
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Speaker 1: you bb.

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00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 2: Bhebe we met bb mm. Hmm cared to our puppet,

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00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: show brought us some delicious alcohol and some banana shaped,

746
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: candleholders which, yes that's, right very. Nice they remain in

747
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 2: my office to this. Day, ummm sorry to cut you off, There,

748
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: Kurt Jocelyn hill says thumbs up to my Friend. Dennis, Oh,

749
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: kurt this is great Segue Carls junior every day for

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00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: a year for no other reason except that he could

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00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: seems very. Fitting thumbs out to, You, dennis AND i

752
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: think he documented it, too and why. Not you're an.

753
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: Adult do whatever the hell you're, adult you go to a. Doctor,

754
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: now go to a. Doctor, yeah eat salads for the next,

755
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: year but you are now pre. Diabetic get a blood. Test,

756
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: Ohn Megan, hurly this is a great. One wants to

757
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: thumb herself way. Up megan testified in front of The

758
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: Minnesota Senate judiciary And Public Safety committee and took part

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00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: in a press conference at the State capitol regarding the

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00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 1: nudification technology and deep fake face swap. Websites Because megan

761
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: herself had been victimized by a man she knew for

762
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: over twenty years who used a picture of her to

763
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: make nude images in pornographic. Videos so she stood up against,

764
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: it and she spoke out do you have to The

765
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: Senate judiciary And Public Safety. Committee and So megan says

766
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: she Missed Bananas fest number one because she was preparing

767
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: for her. Testimony we hope she'll join us For Banana's

768
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: fest number. Two but thumbs up to, You, megan from us.

769
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: Too you don't have to thumb yourself up for just being,

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00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: strength your, strength your, tenacity way to stand up and

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00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: do the right thing against a wrong. Thing, yes good,

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Speaker 1: job thumbs.

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Speaker 3: Up and just to give you the, Date october, fourth

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00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 3: that will be the next. One our tickets will be

775
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 3: available Soon.

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00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 2: October fourth In, Denver, Colorado Bananas fest two and it's

777
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 2: bird themed ladies and. Gentlemen so if you want to

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00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: come dressed as a, bird if you want your costume

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00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,919
Speaker 2: to be half, birds half, bananas it is.

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00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: Birds of a Feather Fest, Together Fest Together fest two to.

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Speaker 2: Twogether there you. Go and, last but not, least this

782
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: is a nice. One Rebecca, cohen WHO i believe we

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00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 2: met at Our baltimore. Show i'm ninety nine percent sure we.

784
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 2: Did seems like a great, gal said that she got

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00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 2: involved in The Baltimore Learning center because Of. Kurt rebecca

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Speaker 2: Sawyer baltimore the city that breeds slash, breads superb, joke

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Speaker 2: and it got her wondering about the literacy crisis In.

788
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 2: Baltimore and because Of, Kurt rebecca applied to be a

789
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 2: weekly tutor and has been helping people learn basic reading

790
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 2: while trying to get their. GEDs Then rebecca was doing

791
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: such a great job she was asked to apply for

792
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: their board of directors and she was elected onto the

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00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: board of. Directors rebecca is so. Excited this is in the.

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00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 2: Past this was probably three months ago or maybe a little,

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00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 2: more but she's now on the board of directors of

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00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 2: The Baltimore Learning. Center And rebecca is so grateful To

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00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 2: kurt forgetting her thinking about helping others in a direct.

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Speaker 1: Way oh my. God, WELL i had very very little

799
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: to do with, that BUT i appreciate the shout. Out

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00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: you deserve all of the thumbs up for. That that is.

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00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: Amazing thank you for doing that. Work that is.

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00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: Awesome rebecca co And banana The Week, Right banana The

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00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: week hell. Unbelievable that is such an nice way to do.

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00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 2: It and Ban. Animals you can always send your thumbs,

805
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: up your, stories or whatever you want if you just

806
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: have questions for. Us if you want to join us

807
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 2: for future mailbag, episodes to The Bananas podcast at gmail dot,

808
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 2: com or you can dm us stories about strange, news

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00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 2: please to The Bananas podcast On. Instagram you don't have

810
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 2: to send us every single meme in the. World it's

811
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 2: nice that you, do but you got to remember there's

812
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: about two thousand people every day that send us twenty

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00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: to thirty memes a, day And i'm running the numbers. Here.

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00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 2: Edit you're Killing Lisa, maggett is What i'm. Saying we're

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00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 2: glad she's a full, human not, robot BECAUSE i think

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00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: a robot would have absolutely overheated months.

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00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: Ago, ALSO i have a little thumbs up, here, well good.

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00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 3: Boe brianna sent in a story That i'm not doing this,

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00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: week but she also included her own. Intro oh, nice it,

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00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 3: says WHICH i love and So i'm going to read.

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00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 3: It submitted By brianna Of, Hartford. Connecticut she wrote her own.

822
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 3: Intro she wants everyone to know That connecticut isn't just golf,

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00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: courses polo fields and. Yachts she's the director of development

824
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 3: and community relations at a homeless shelter Called South Park.

825
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 3: Inn that convoluted title means that she gets money and

826
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 3: yaps about the. Cause she encourages all listeners to give

827
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 3: back to their communities in a way that makes sense for,

828
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: them especially in these fucking scary. Times in giving back

829
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 3: to your, community we can always find more community for.

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00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 3: Ourselves give money to a cause it hits home for.

831
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 3: You organize a tampa and thraw a tampon throw like

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00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 3: the guest. Did or go bottle feed. Kittens we'll all

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00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 3: get through this. Together thank, You, brianna that's the.

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Speaker 2: Spirit, yeah proud of, you good.

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00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 3: Job so, Yeah Burger, king there's a Maltoon Burger king

836
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 3: that is an Independent Burger king who is?

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00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 1: Invented it came out in nineteen fifty.

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00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 3: Two nice, anyway there's no more information that's like excited

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Speaker 3: in front other than.

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00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: That so there, first so they were able to stay

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00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: and keep their name without competition because they were there. Earlier.

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00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 3: Yeah so then and this one also is again the

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00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 3: title is the. Idea this was sent in By Angela.

844
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 3: Stewart thank You angela McDonald's to remove tasteless sign opposite cornwall.

845
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 3: Crematorium and literally it's a sign it says, crematorium yeah

846
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 3: with an arrow. Pointing and then right next to it

847
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 3: is an advertising kiosk that just Says Mick Crispy, NO i,

848
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 3: mean and it's for A Mick crispy chicken sad with

849
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 3: it has a.

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00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: Picture it probably is very, delicious but it. Doesn't it.

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00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: Doesn't it just goes, Crematorium Mick crispy with an.

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00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 2: Arrow it seems Like british comedy to. Me they have

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00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: a great sense of, humor very. Dry it seems like

854
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 2: they should be fine with. It it seems like something

855
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 2: that would get dinged in Lazy tazuni because we're all

856
00:44:59,120 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: so bizarrely.

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00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 3: Uptight it's REALLY i think it's the person who's physically

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00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 3: putting it up who just, goes should.

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00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: We be doing? This maybe we put it on the

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00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: other side of.

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00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 2: This i'm fine with. IT i think this is, fine

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00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: BUT i also maybe have. FINE i think it's. FINE

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00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 2: i think it's. FUNNY i think it's funny.

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00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 1: Too the dead don't.

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00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 3: Care, no they're, like, Yeah i'm mc crispy now they

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00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 3: would love, It miss.

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Speaker 2: Crispy are you kidding? Me yes.

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00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: Exactly i'm mister mccrispy eat.

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00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: Me when you cremate my, Body but i'm m crispy

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Speaker 2: in you stand and then do. It i'm, sorry but

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Speaker 2: that's WHAT i. Want you could choose your own you

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Speaker 2: know you.

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Speaker 3: Can you get stuff to get burned with your?

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Speaker 1: You're just saying you are saying. Straight, YES i like

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Speaker 1: Body why?

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Speaker 2: NOT i can't think of one reason to say no to.

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Speaker 2: THAT i but back to the signs, again it's we

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Speaker 2: gotta be better about, this we gotta be. More we

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Speaker 2: have to celebrate. Life we have to celebrate. Death it's

886
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Speaker 2: a it's not. Distasteful it's just. Silly and that's, okay

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Speaker 2: that's just.

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Speaker 1: Silly it's an accidental funny. Thing let accidental funny things.

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Speaker 1: Exist that's, Right send us. Homes got it a good one.

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00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 2: Too meganonymous sent this in great. Name thank, You. Meganonymous

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00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: this was In San diegoville dot, com which is. REAL

892
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: i actually made sure that's not a fake, website. Okay

893
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 2: and it's written by that swing In San diegoville staff

894
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 2: because nobody wanted credit for. It flagship location Of Mark

895
00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 2: wahlberg's municipal clothing store vandalized again In Sandy Diego municipal clothing.

896
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: Store that makes it sound like he makes clothes for police. Officers,

897
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: yeah construction, workers road work, workers and, judges like you

898
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: go get a judge? Uniform there is that a is

899
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: that A Matt David judge.

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00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: Robe, yeah there's A. Wallburgers you could just like A

901
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 2: judge or just eat A wallburgers and.

902
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: That.

903
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 4: MAN i Get Matt damon And Mark wahlberg confused all the.

904
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 4: TIME i had a joke off my first album which,

905
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 4: says which was do you think do you Think Mark

906
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 4: wahlberg is an alternate Universe Matt damon where everyone's born

907
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 4: with fetal alcohol syndroke, man that's so?

908
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 2: Crazy, yes the answer is, Yes, damn that's so. Funny,

909
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 2: Yeah Mark, WAHLBERG i THINK I i Think i'd rather

910
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: chill With Matt, damon to be, HONEST i think he's

911
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 2: probably a tough. Decision. MORE i think he's a little more,

912
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: fun And i'd rather Take Jesse plemons over both of.

913
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: Them so they, oh Definitely Jesse plemons one thousand.

914
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 3: PERCENT i think it's a tough decision Between Matt damon

915
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 3: And Mark wahlberg BECAUSE i Think Matt damon is also cuckoo,

916
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 3: balls so it seems.

917
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: Like they're two cuckoo.

918
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: Kids He i've had two experiences With Mark, wahlberg one,

919
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,959
Speaker 2: direct one. Indirect the indirect one WAS i was dating

920
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 2: woman in twenty, ten and she was doing press, junkets

921
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: like when they interview people before, movies and part of

922
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: being AN a list celebrities in your, contract you have

923
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 2: to do a certain amount of press to promote the.

924
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 2: Movie and some are great at. It Will ferrell's apparently,

925
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 2: great and some are. Terrible and Apparently Mark wahlberg is

926
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 2: famously one of the, worst horrible interview like he's final

927
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: chat shows Like conan And kimmel and all. That but

928
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 2: so this girl was, dating was doing The. Fighter it

929
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 2: was A Mark Wahlberg Christian bale boxing, movie and so

930
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 2: the junk press junket producer gives her the cards and

931
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: she has to, say, like you up In, boston was

932
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: it easy to do the? Accent you know all those.

933
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 2: Things he's giving one word answers the whole. Time he's

934
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: just literally doing the bare minimum contractual. Interview so then

935
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 2: she asks, him have you ever been in a? Fistfight

936
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: how many? Times and he, goes, yeah a billion. Times

937
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 2: it just says that's the only time he said more

938
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 2: than one. Word have you ever been in a? Fight?

939
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 2: Yeah a billion? Times so THEN i was, Like, okay

940
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 2: maybe this guy's. Funny and then in twenty. SEVENTEEN i

941
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: was the host head writer When Adam devin hosted THE

942
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 2: MTV Tv Movie. Awards, yeah and it was great and

943
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: we had a great experience and we met a lot

944
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 2: of nice people and wrote funny bits for, celebrities and

945
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 2: we wrote a whole chunk For Mark wahlberg to read

946
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 2: because he was presenting an award It transformers something or

947
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 2: other was coming, out and he came, out skipped the

948
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 2: entire joke speech, anything walked on stage five minutes before

949
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 2: our got, stage five minutes before you're supposed to go,

950
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: on walks on just goes movies or blah blah. Blah

951
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 2: this next one is up for Best acting in. Whatever

952
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 2: Transformers The Fallen soldiers come Out july, sixteenth and then

953
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: walked off. Stage just said it, monotone no, jokes didn't say,

954
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 2: anything just said when the movie came, out and said

955
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 2: the name of the award and walked off. Stage didn't,

956
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: smile didn't, wave didn't, laughed and bowed just it.

957
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,959
Speaker 1: Was he had to get back to his seven foot,

958
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: crucifix in his glowing crucifix in his living. Room have

959
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: you seen that? Thing have you seen the videos of?

960
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: Him he's like every, Day i'd kneel in front of

961
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: my seven foot diamond glowing crucifies and that's what the,

962
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: gaudiest craziest. Thing it was, Like, okay cool, buddy.

963
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: And that's what the son Of jod. Deserves it is

964
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 2: something that looks like it should be on the front

965
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 2: of a pimps car from a movie made in nineteen seventy.

966
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: Four flagship location Of mark Walk Wahlberg's municipal clothing store

967
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 2: vandalized In San. Diego the flagship location Of Mark Wahlberg's

968
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 2: municipal store In North diego Of San Diego's North county

969
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 2: was defaced over the weekend with graffiti criticizing the brand

970
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: and its presence in the. Community the vandalism was, discovered

971
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 2: there's a REASON i did the, story And i'm getting

972
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 2: to it in one. Paragraph the vandalism would Discovered sunday

973
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 2: morning on the walls of the flagship store Of, municipal

974
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 2: which is his clothing.

975
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 1: Brand, okay, okay The municipal is his. Clothing, okay, great,

976
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: awesome good to. Know bad, name, yeah straight up dumb.

977
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: Name something tells me that we won't be sponsored By

978
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 2: municipal anytime in the next two. Years located at the

979
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 2: seventeen hundred block Of South Coast highway In. Oceanside the

980
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 2: suspect responsible for the graffiti has not been, identified and

981
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 2: it remains unclear if police were notified of the. Incident

982
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: store staff have since covered up the. Messages one of

983
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: the spray painted messages on the build, Red Mark wahlberg

984
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 2: is a small. Turd go, home you. Coock you could.

985
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: Write a headline for this that says, community says. Munis

986
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: Mark wahlberg is a small, Turd go, home you. Kok writing,

987
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: that we could get that in the, title and people be.

988
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: Clicking they're. Clicking, hey you guys got to get better

989
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 1: at Old San Diego.

990
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: Ville Mark wahlberg is a small. Turd Question, Mark i'm.

991
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 2: CLICKING i want to find out everything about. It. Uh

992
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: this is not the first act of vandalism at his.

993
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 2: Location employees reported the last month an individual port flammable

994
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 2: liquid on the interior exterior of the.

995
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: Building people don't like.

996
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: People Hate Mark wahlburg so. Much, ALSO i would guess

997
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: Also San diego was the number one city For Mark.

998
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: WAHLBERG i would have thought so as.

999
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 3: WELL i thought it would be, like we Love Mark

1000
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 3: wahlberg all Of San diego Loves.

1001
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: Mark, wahlberg but, nope it's very. Surprising, also we went

1002
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 1: to on our first walk To la and it was delightful.

1003
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: Time SO i Loved. Wallburgers i'm sad it's gone.

1004
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 2: That location closed here because we tried to go the second,

1005
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: time and.

1006
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 1: No it's not closed. Nationwide no they didn't.

1007
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: Go it's. Everywhere and THEN i don't know if you've

1008
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 2: noticed in our grocery. Stores but even THOUGH i can't

1009
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 2: Find ilio's, PIZZA i can Find wallburgers pre made burgers

1010
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 2: and burger sauce. Everywhere and now they're making. Pickles oh

1011
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 2: the thing Those wallburgers can't.

1012
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: DO i bought some of those pickles inspired by our,

1013
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: walk and they. Suck they suck his.

1014
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 2: Pickles Grill no.

1015
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: Grillos there are no. Grillos grills? Grillos are those are

1016
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: off the? Chain which one's little? Mamas, yeah little.

1017
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 2: Mamas oh, okay they got pickled green. Beans.

1018
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: OOH i love a place that has a barrel of full,

1019
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: pickles like gigantic, pickles a sandwich place where you can

1020
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: also like just go to the barrel and be like

1021
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: give me a, pickle or like they give you the.

1022
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: Tongs you go, in you get your own. Pickle love.

1023
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 3: That, yeah that'd be cool to have a non sandwich. Pickle,

1024
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 3: yeah it'd be cool to having a non sandwich place,

1025
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 3: location just a barrel of pickles that you could bag

1026
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 3: up and, buy.

1027
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: You, know LIKE J.

1028
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 1: C pennies or.

1029
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 2: SOMETHING i feel like there was a moment when brewing

1030
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 2: beer was such a big deal that pickling was also

1031
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 2: a really big. Deal, Agreed AND i hope it's still

1032
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 2: pickles are. Delicious people that hate, PICKLES i understand. It

1033
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 2: it's a very specific, taste but you are missing. Out it.

1034
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: Is what's your favorite, Pickle, Scottie let's let's end this

1035
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: episode with favorite pickle.

1036
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:48,240
Speaker 2: Choices, WELL i like, OBVIOUSLY i like a deal pickle,

1037
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 2: spear AND i like it of a.

1038
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: Cucumber you're talking cue coke.

1039
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 2: Cukee, Yeah i'll go cue number one because IT'S i

1040
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 2: just always look forward to it a. Classic IF i

1041
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 2: have to think outside the, cube, yeah, OOH i think, maybe,

1042
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 2: YEAH i gotta. Go, OH i know what it. Is.

1043
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 2: Tomalives have you had those. Tamalivs they're little green tomatoes

1044
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 2: that looked the size of a cherry. Tomato but they're

1045
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 2: green pickled. Tomaliv i'm.

1046
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: Not i've gotten that sounds so, good that sounds. Awesome

1047
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: let me see if they sell them in our local.

1048
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: Store but that IS i do not think they. DO

1049
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 1: i think that's only at a really weird fancy. Rests

1050
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: Old South.

1051
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 2: Tomalives oh kurnie b you put that in a martini

1052
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 2: when you're done dry three sixty nine ing pickled old

1053
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 2: Smeuthed Old South. Tamaliv oh bone? Appotito oh? Wow how about?

1054
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: YOU i think watermelon If i'm just If i'm just

1055
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 3: eating no the red, part If i'm just eating pickles

1056
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 3: without like having a sandwich with.

1057
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: It, obviously with a sandwich you definitely want just a

1058
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: dill cute.

1059
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 2: Chips she going.

1060
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: Speer BUT i love a watermelon. Pickle you.

1061
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 2: KNOW i also like, That AND i think the Company

1062
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 2: Old south also makes pickled watermelon. Rinds, oh it's a

1063
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 2: sponsor THAT i.

1064
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: Want i'm in for that exactly.

1065
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 2: RIGHT i.

1066
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: WANT i want a six foot glowing thing of pickles

1067
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: THAT i can kneel down to and pray in the.

1068
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: Morning i'll make My instagram videos there And chicago.

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00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 2: Bananimals if you're coming to the. Shell just just all

1070
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,919
Speaker 2: coordinate one of. You what is the best local pickle place?

1071
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 2: Where what place sells the Best chicago? Pickles BECAUSE i

1072
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: bet you guys make really good ones. THERE i want

1073
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 2: to check it.

1074
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,120
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00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,880
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Speaker 2: Levine the Catchy bananas theme song was composed and performed By.

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Speaker 1: Kahon artwork For bananas was designed By Travis.

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Speaker 2: Millard and our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen kilgarriff

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Speaker 2: And Georgia hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa maggott is our full, human not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern