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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome back to the official twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four Stories of the Year Tournament of Champions. It's

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Speaker 1: it's getting very exciting over here. I'll tell you one thing,

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Speaker 1: eating up, eating up. Things are decidedly eating up. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien. That over there is Miles Gray.

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Speaker 1: We are the most of the Daily Zeitgeist, and we

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Speaker 1: are thrilled to be joined by I.

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Speaker 2: Like ever, it's talking like we're on a panel.

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Speaker 1: At a place for you. Hi. So we host the

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Speaker 1: shows like a comedy news podcast, kind of funky.

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Speaker 1: We're thrilled to be joined by one of the producers

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Speaker 1: of the Daily Zeits guys. It is super producer Victor run.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Wow, he was doing so much like eating the sound.

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Speaker 1: Wow. It seemed like I was frozen, but uh technologically

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Speaker 1: but I was actually neurologically frozen.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: And we are thrilled to be joined by a writer

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Speaker 1: on the Daily Writer the writer us.

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Speaker 2: Our writer, our writer.

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Speaker 1: Hm, you're mister our writer, your writer, mister J M

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, hold on a second, just getting my bets

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Speaker 5: in on Polly Markets.

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Speaker 2: Are you taking an action on here? They take an action?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Every one second, I gotta just switch some stuff into

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Speaker 1: So we what in between episodes? Yep, we all compiled

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Speaker 1: our order so that if you haven't listen, this is

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Speaker 1: part two, episode one. We just kind of went through

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Speaker 1: the stories solidified around the sixteen. We had twenty four

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Speaker 1: stories that were kind of made the final, made the

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Speaker 1: committee the tournament. We eliminated eight of them, kind of

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Speaker 1: some of them we just compiled into one big story

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Speaker 1: that are obviously linked for very good reasons, which we'll

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Speaker 1: stories so that we could do our Tournament of Champions.

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Speaker 1: Tournament of Champions. That champions is a dope the name

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Speaker 1: of the dough Boys season and tournament. So that we

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Speaker 1: could seed our Tournament of Champions. The stories in order are,

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Speaker 1: should we just go strike.

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Speaker 2: To the first seed, to the sixteen seed? Okay, sorry

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Speaker 2: number one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we just listed them in order, and then Superducer

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Speaker 1: Victor went through and averaged out the like place that

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Speaker 7: Smell like sweat and cigarettes right now. I've just tallying

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Speaker 1: He had one of those see through green Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you garter on your arm too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's two phones to either ear. He's just working

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Speaker 1: the long bye bye. So all right, So I don't

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Speaker 1: think anyone was surprised by this one. Number one overall seed,

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Speaker 7: Yeah, three out of four of us name that number one. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for who you guys had it ranked high?

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Speaker 7: This was my favorite story because it was a nothing story.

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Speaker 1: Here's a sick fuck. I'm told that fucking freak. He's

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Speaker 7: But that's how that happened.

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Speaker 2: And that's how most people look at things when their

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Speaker 1: That's right, exactly. And I'm so glad you said that.

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Speaker 5: kind of like it when they're shitty AI articles because

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a It was like, AI was that

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Speaker 1: Probably not, because you assholes all ranked him fucking last.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Strahan would have something fun to say about

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Speaker 7: The Glasgow thing, there would always be something to keep

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Speaker 1: I'm just showing, all right, great.

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Speaker 1: Glasgow, Glasgow. It's Glasgow, Glasgow, Glasgow.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna get to Ron trying to I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: All right. Up next we have Mark Robinson. Porn norm

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Speaker 2: Epidemic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so in some ways this was like an endearing thing,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he came armed with pizzas, and I think that

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Speaker 1: Was that a sigh up against Mark Curry? Hanging with

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Speaker 7: I have a clarification question. Does the Mark Robinson porn

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Speaker 1: okay what I was thinking.

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Speaker 5: That's a run And I guess this kind of speaks

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Speaker 5: to the you know, when we get to the couch one.

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Speaker 5: But I love like the like this is a story

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Speaker 5: that you know, capture the country's attention, the world's attention,

442
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 5: and you know it most of it came from like

443
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 5: a dude that wanted his twenty five bucks back and

444
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Speaker 5: to promote his band on Spotify because he got Yeah,

445
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Speaker 5: he like was still outs some money from some like

446
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Speaker 5: bootleg porn tapes.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, there is something.

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Speaker 2: The way money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I do love when like it's just some rando.

451
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Speaker 5: Who has a story and it just blows up and

452
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Speaker 5: becomes this huge thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. And he was explicitly like, I'm just

454
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Speaker 1: annoyed at him for because he like took some porn

455
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Speaker 1: tapes of mine. I feel like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and yes again he said, he clarified this isn't

457
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Speaker 2: to affect the outcome of his campaign. You just want

458
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Speaker 2: to promote the band.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Of the other Mark Robinson scandals, the other

460
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Speaker 1: one that I found entertaining was that they ordered a

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Speaker 1: badge winning amount of Girl Scout cookies and then refused

462
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Speaker 1: to pay the Girl Scouts.

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Speaker 2: He and his wife, which the American way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the American way. All right? Anything else on the

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Speaker 1: porn Mark Robinson porn norm before we get to RFK

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Speaker 1: Junior Whalehead? All right, let's go Whalehead. So one of

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Speaker 1: the details that I just wanted to highlight from this one,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read the quote because this was a

469
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Speaker 1: story that people knew about RFK for the past decade.

470
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Speaker 1: It was out there. They just rehighlighted it because his

471
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Speaker 1: daughter was allegedly fucking Ben Affleck. After Ben Affleck broke

472
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Speaker 1: up with j Low, people were like, oh, let me

473
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Speaker 1: find out more about his daughter or just like trying

474
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Speaker 1: to google more information about RFK junior daughter fucking Ben

475
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Speaker 1: Affleck and happened upon this quote. The quote said he

476
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Speaker 1: ran down to the beach with a chainsaw, which that

477
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Speaker 1: what's the details. But running with the chainsaw is leather face.

478
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Speaker 1: The only time I've ever heard of anyone running with

479
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Speaker 1: a chainsaw is leather faced. It's just so crave. Ran

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Speaker 1: down the beach with a chainsaw, cut off the whale's

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Speaker 1: head and then bungee corded it to the roof of

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Speaker 1: the family minivan for the five hour haul back to

483
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Speaker 1: Mount Kissco, New York. Every time we accelerated on the highway,

484
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Speaker 1: whale juice would pour into the windows of the car,

485
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Speaker 1: and it was the rankest thing on the planet. We

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Speaker 1: all had plastic bags over our heads with the mouth

487
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Speaker 1: holes cut out, and and people on the highway were

488
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Speaker 1: giving us the finger. But that was just normal day

489
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Speaker 1: to day stuff for us. Shout out to the drivers

490
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Speaker 1: of New York who see people with bags on their

491
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Speaker 1: heads and mouth holes cut out and instead of being

492
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Speaker 1: fucking terrified as like whale juice and brains are like

493
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Speaker 1: sloshing into their windows instead of being terrified, or like, hey,

494
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Speaker 1: fuck you buddy, it's just a fun Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: a car, carroly fuck you.

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Speaker 2: I just yeah. At that point, the idea of running

497
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Speaker 2: down just hurriedly down the beach with a chainsaw chains

498
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Speaker 2: over forgot to get out of the way, Get out

499
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Speaker 2: of the way, get out of the like it's a

500
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Speaker 2: fucking Black Friday doorbuster deal. Yeah, I gotta be the

501
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Speaker 2: first one that saw the head off.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, why does he have a He's going for like

503
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Speaker 5: a afternoon trip to the beach with his daughter or whatever,

504
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Speaker 5: and he has a chainsaw, Like.

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Speaker 1: Why so he has feeling? That was another interesting thing

506
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: was like it like word reached him that a whale

507
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Speaker 1: had washed the shore and he had been hoping for

508
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Speaker 1: this eventuality that a whale was Yeah, exactly, so that

509
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Speaker 1: he could run down and uh and so it's fucking

510
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: head off yep. Yeah, Uh that was just the detail

511
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to highlight about the whalehead.

512
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Speaker 5: Now I'm just picturing him dancing in like the sunset,

513
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Speaker 5: like let their face just like twirling around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Like that's yeah. I don't think there's an

515
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Speaker 1: image that is more. I don't know. Then, I like,

516
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Speaker 1: I feel like some painter should paint an image of

517
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Speaker 1: him running with chainsaw to beached whale. And then also

518
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: family mini van bags overhead, whale juice sloshing in. I

519
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: don't even what were the plastic bags doing over their heads?

520
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: Why that I would with mouth holes cut out? What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it feels like I'm just trying to

522
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Speaker 2: think of the artists I would really do that justice,

523
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Speaker 2: Like you need like one of the Dutch masters to

524
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Speaker 2: do it. Or is it like a kind of like

525
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Speaker 2: what's the guy who did Nighthawks, Edward Hooper or Edward Popper. Yeah,

526
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Speaker 2: it's just that version of of the van with the

527
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Speaker 2: head on it just very slice of life Norman Rockwell's

528
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Speaker 2: That's that's the jokey version for sure. I feel like

529
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Speaker 2: it needs a little more drama, you know.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, art is I need some time to think

531
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Speaker 1: about this. We're going to take a quick break and

532
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: we'll be right back with our vote. This one. This

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a nail bier. We'll be right

534
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: back a whale bier and we're back. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how about well, I think I think this might be

536
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Speaker 1: a three parter, guys, because I have to I literally

537
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Speaker 1: have to go in fifteen minutes. I gotta go, I gotta.

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Speaker 2: Go, man, I'm gonna play some bets really quick. Well,

539
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Speaker 2: the results aren't now. All right, let's make a decision here,

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Speaker 2: Mark Robinson porn versus RFK whalehead.

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Speaker 1: All right, you want to count us off? One? Two, three.

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Speaker 6: Oh, we're we have to fight.

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Speaker 1: Bay producer. Come in, come in the chat and give

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Speaker 1: us the.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there it is, Mark Robinson. You're on to the

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Speaker 2: elite eight wound of stories. Okay, all right, m damn,

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Speaker 2: that's where do you find those? Damn son? Where do

548
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Speaker 2: you find those?

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Speaker 1: All right? Big l for r f K. And is

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Speaker 1: this going to be like an election where you see

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Speaker 1: an early result and you kind of know how the

552
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: rest of the night is gonna go. Wi. Yeah, I

553
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Speaker 1: will say, uh, I just picked one at random because

554
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Speaker 1: I hadn't made up my mind yet. So that's why

555
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: I've ended Mark Robinson on that one.

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Speaker 2: That's why I wrote in Fife Dog, I have a

557
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: fife dog.

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Speaker 1: He's got something to say.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 1: Up next we have our FK junior where he's many

561
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Speaker 1: lives and this this is what I'm talking about. Though.

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Speaker 1: Did the loss of RFK junior whalehead portend something something

563
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: bad for RFK For the rest of the tournament? We

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Speaker 1: got RFK finding a dead bear on the side of

565
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Speaker 1: the road, putting it as a car driving into town

566
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Speaker 1: because he had to have a meeting at Peter Luger's dinner.

567
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: Runs along everybody gets drunk except him. He's sober and

568
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: realizes he has to fly out and still has dead

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Speaker 1: bear in his car. He had planned to like strip

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Speaker 1: it for meat and put it in as a meat

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Speaker 1: logger the drunk people he's with, and he had to

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Speaker 1: plan to construct a political cartoon about bike safety in

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Speaker 1: Central Park because he also had a bike in his car,

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Speaker 1: because his car is like a clown car, like an

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Speaker 1: erstwhile clown car that just like no shortage of space

576
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Speaker 1: in this motherfucker. So he puts the bear in Central Park,

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Speaker 1: puts the bicycle on top of it, manages to resist

578
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Speaker 1: the urge to put a funny hat on the bear somehow,

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Speaker 1: and it becomes this is like the early twenty ten's

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Speaker 1: late aughts. I forget when when this is, but it

581
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Speaker 1: was years ago. It's like a long term mystery media mystery.

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Speaker 1: One weird detail is.

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Speaker 6: That his niece the only weird detail.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one weird detail. And this is where it gets weird. Guys,

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Speaker 1: His niece writes the story in The New York Times

586
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Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, the account that is like, this is

587
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Speaker 1: a weird mystery, moving along, nothing to see here. Jack

588
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Speaker 1: Schlosberg's sister is writing for the New York Times of

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Speaker 1: the Ta Tatiana Schlosburg weird, as my friend John at

590
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Speaker 1: the time said, methinks the Kennedys might have found themselves

591
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Speaker 1: in the midst of a conspiracy for the first time

592
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Speaker 1: in their lung family history. And then okay, okay, and

593
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: then talking to Roseanne, Is that right?

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Speaker 2: That's where it came. Yeah, when we heard him admitting

595
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Speaker 2: it to Roseanne, and then that became a meme where

596
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: everyone started using that like shot of him in her

597
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 2: kitchen to be like, RFK is going to admit to

598
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Speaker 2: some horrible crime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So it turns out it wasn't the incredible

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Speaker 1: uh interviewing skills of Roseanne that UH brought brought the

601
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Speaker 1: story out. It was the New Yorker was about to

602
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Speaker 1: drop an investigative report that was like, I think it

603
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: was RFK who put that dead bear in Central Park anyways,

604
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Speaker 1: wild story wild. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: For me, the whalehead is more was was the I

606
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: had more of a personal connection than the bear. I

607
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: do know that between the two. But again, this is

608
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 2: is my time for you know, sour grapes. But I

609
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 2: will vote against this, and I'm just saying that I

610
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 2: don't care who it is, because the whalehead spoke to me.

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Speaker 1: All right, Uh, you can't say same, same. You just

612
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: went on the comments same you.

613
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Speaker 2: Just to see Yeah, just just saying I'm back here.

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Speaker 5: I will say the bear thing has just got so

615
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 5: many good details in it, like the part where he's

616
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Speaker 5: like he blames his drunk friends for doing the like,

617
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Speaker 5: but he's also like, I wasn't drinking, of course, like

618
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Speaker 5: oh yeah, of course he didn't impair the laser sharp

619
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Speaker 5: faculties that led you down this path of decisions where

620
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Speaker 5: you're planting a dead bear in Central Park. Like so

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Speaker 5: he blames his drunk friends, says that he's completely sober,

622
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Speaker 5: and also like even just like he has a dead

623
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Speaker 5: bear in his car he's going.

624
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Speaker 6: To the airport that day, Like what what are you thinking?

625
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Speaker 5: Like there's just like there's eleven bat ling things that

626
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 5: happen before you get to twenty three other baffling Like yeah,

627
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 5: it's just it's like a Russian doll of just madness.

628
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 6: The story.

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Speaker 2: I guess it just strikes me just like a white

630
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Speaker 2: guy from a dynastic, powerful, influential family where like they

631
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Speaker 2: don't have anything critical thinking on the road. Put it

632
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Speaker 2: in my car.

633
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Speaker 1: It gives us such a unique insight into that thinking.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, that's kind of.

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Speaker 2: What I just like. The the entitlement of saying a

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Speaker 2: whalehead off, you know, for yourself to just look, it's

637
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 2: all different flavors of the same thing.

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Speaker 1: But okay, so sprint go down the beach with a

639
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Speaker 1: raised over your head uh and whale juice yeah, and

640
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: then yeah good uh. And then going up against elmover

641
00:36:54,680 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: versus big Bird. Big Bird has a long detail social

642
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: media campaign about somebody shrunk big bird big Can you

643
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: find big bird big birds like at all these places?

644
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: But look, he's not big anymore. It was supposed to

645
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: raise awareness for mental health, we think. And then Elmo

646
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Speaker 1: comes through and straight up cooks big Bird by being

647
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: like Elmo feels weird sometimes, and everyone's like, fuck you, Elmo,

648
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: and get all the attention. Nobody even realizes big Bird

649
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: is doing this thing, and that, of course leads us

650
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Speaker 1: to have a long conversation about who would win in

651
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: a fight, Elmo or big Bird, and we still aren't decided.

652
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: I'm go back and forth, I go back and forth.

653
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Speaker 2: I just think because Elmo is technically a monster, that

654
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Speaker 2: there are gears within Elmo that we have not seen,

655
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 2: that the public has not been exposed to. And I

656
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: think that's what is That's the mysterious thing for me.

657
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 7: I could see Almo snapping and just going nuts all

658
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 7: over you, like a.

659
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 2: Rabbit in Monty. Python's like the Holy Grail right like

660
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 2: where just like what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, rip

661
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 2: that fucking bird's throat out.

662
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: I feel like Elmo snapping and going off would be

663
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: like being attacked by you know, like a Teddy Bear,

664
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: Like you just fucking boot that thing, like do you okay?

665
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 2: Oh you think you use them because of the density,

666
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: Like you're like yeah, yeah, Like wait, you're like I

667
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 2: could fucking kick that.

668
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. Big bird looks like it goes to fifty, you know,

669
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: like big bird.

670
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: And also big birds walking in the ring at three fifty,

671
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 2: I think.

672
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, big bird is shot. And also like like

673
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: birds that are built like big bird, like are like

674
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: the casawary, like a bird that is designed to just

675
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: open up your guts just real quick.

676
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 2: But I'm looking at those feet.

677
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, kid Bro maybe retracted, I don't know, retracted, Okay.

678
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 2: I just think there's an unknown quality about a monster.

679
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Have you seen Monsters inc? Miles?

680
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 2: No, No, is that then.

681
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: That's the picture movie where starring a monster that is

682
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 1: like two feet tall, just a big eyeball with feet

683
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: and like again, you could kick it, like uh, like

684
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: you could play a game of kickball with Mike the

685
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: character I think by Billy Crystal. Yeah, I just you're

686
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: giving a lot of weight, you monster.

687
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 2: But you're saying that Elmo is rooted in the world

688
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 2: of monsters, ink that he is that kind.

689
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 1: Of I'm just saying you are taking the word monster

690
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 1: and running with it.

691
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: I'm from a Japanese background, so a monster is fucking

692
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 2: scary as fuck.

693
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, but there are other sesame street monsters that

694
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 5: are two monsters and just living garbage cans.

695
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell garbage ca five miles Yeah, oh hell no,

696
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: hell no, hell no.

697
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 2: Some kind of Monster by Metallica is written about Elmo.

698
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.

699
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

700
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 7: I'm also was seeing Big Bird work out and he's

701
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 7: like slow and weak.

702
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 6: So have you seen Big Bird work out?

703
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 7: Because he has like there was like a running thing

704
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 7: and yeah, there's only fans for this.

705
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 1: Victor was in that porn shop with Mark Robinson. Uh,

706
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: they don't. He has some weird The videos he was

707
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: watching include Big Bird working out, and.

708
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, I don't remember that title being in

709
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 2: the shop. Now I saw my brow from home.

710
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.

711
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: We're just completely going right back to the l That's

712
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: it again. That's why it's a powerful story. But now

713
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 2: the time comes to the side between r f K

714
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 2: Heidie Bear and elmo V Big Bird.

715
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, on the count of three, let's do it. One, two, three,

716
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: r f K Heidie.

717
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 2: BIRDMOV Big Bird.

718
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 1: R FK. I say RK Heidie Bird, but I meant

719
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: to say r FK Heidie You're r f K.

720
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: What did you say, jam?

721
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 6: I said, r f k.

722
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 2: Oh another push?

723
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: This is down the middle. Producer bab Well, I think

724
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: we know what Bay is gonna So we're going to

725
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: the scorecards again.

726
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 2: Going to the tape. What are we saying here, Bay?

727
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 2: Are we between r f K Heidi Bear and.

728
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,919
Speaker 1: El Brian the editor way in on this one.

729
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 4: Brian too, Brian, Yeah, Brian, Oh, okay, oh ship Brian

730
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 4: the editor also, okay, you.

731
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 2: Get this one tip the scale, you get to break

732
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: the tie here. Elmover's Big Beard, Big Beard, Big Bird.

733
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: Soon as we can get this game over with, the better,

734
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: because I can you guys are around.

735
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 3: It's an hour in dude, RFK and let's come on

736
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 3: all right, keep that.

737
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 6: Had RFK scavenged almost corpse, you.

738
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, why don't we just combine them. RFK left

739
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: the almost body in central.

740
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 2: Park r f K, Elmo.

741
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 1: I could see, like you're really thinking about it. Finding

742
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 1: big birds carcass like halv it's definitely funnier.

743
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, seeing a dead big bird with a bike

744
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 2: on it a way better.

745
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: Should we get through the this side of the bracket.

746
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: Let's go to a future conference.

747
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 2: To mister Brian, why are you late? This iss big bird?

748
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: Who you got?

749
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,959
Speaker 2: And I don't want to hear this monster.

750
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: Ship all right? Up next we have the AI story

751
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: that broke Myles's brain, broke all our brains. Uh six

752
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: point eight week miles. I think we just need to

753
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: read the paragraph.

754
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that ship had miles like the lady

755
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 3: in total recall, like.

756
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 2: No fucking here. We call the preseasonalto the Milk Chocolate

757
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: Pumpkin by mnm's the strategy to move that taps into

758
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 2: Mars market research. The research indicates that gen Z and

759
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: millennials plan to celebrate how me by dressing up and

760
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 2: planning for the holiday about six point eight weeks beforehand.

761
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: Well six point eight weeks Memorial Day is the fourth

762
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 2: of July, so you still have plenty of time to

763
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 2: latch onto a pop culture trend and turn it into

764
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 2: a creative cross What.

765
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

766
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: You fucking talk shut up? Six point eight weeks isn't

767
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 2: even that there's not the distance between the two.

768
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, my face, pop culture trend and turned into

769
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: a creative costume. What what does that even mean? Exactly?

770
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: Research in gen Z millennials plan to saliarate howmit or

771
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: I think I'm all right? So that is how is going?

772
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: That is like what I don't know, the just a

773
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 1: brain malfunctioning in this specific way that our country has.

774
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: I mean, this is our future. Yeah, taking facts from AI,

775
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 3: I mean facts in scare quotes and presenting them as

776
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: real and just hoping no one notices.

777
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

778
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's a heavyweight. And that's going up against

779
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 2: the Olympic shooters, the man from Turkey and then then

780
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 2: the South Korean shooters. That was this one was that

781
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 2: was a very vibey one. I know though, Jack, you

782
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: liked the details about the guy's divorce, going.

783
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: Through a divorce a lot he was talking about. Like

784
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: the first thing we got of him was like, Oh,

785
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: it's so weird. This guy's just going out there like

786
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: everybody else had like all this equipment, you know, weird,

787
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: like black disc over like one of their eyes and

788
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: like you know, a thing steadying their arm and all

789
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: sorts to pay child support. I guess, yeah, yeah, and

790
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: like yeah, all this ship that I'd like never seen before.

791
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but okay, that that makes sense to

792
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: me that, like, you know, the shooting game has advanced

793
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: since I last saw it. And then he just went

794
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: out there and straight up looked like a person holding

795
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: a handgun. Didn't close one of his eyes, just had

796
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: both of his eyes there, which I think is cheating.

797
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: I think it's cheating both of his eyes. He has

798
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: depth perception, and in my memory he had a hoodie on.

799
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: I don't think that's right, but no, no, he has.

800
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: He did have his hand in his pocket, like yeah, yeah,

801
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: Jam is from Canada. So anytime that there is a

802
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: thing that could be tied back to a lot of

803
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: more set it's gonna happen.

804
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 6: Okay, so I legally have to put in.

805
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: Contents, given up peace sign the iconic time, all right. Yeah.

806
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: And then I don't know why we're calling Olympic shooters.

807
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: It's the Olympic shooter anyways. And then he was talking

808
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: about how people were like, this guy is clearly an assassin.

809
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: And then he talked about how he got into this

810
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: when he was going through a difficult divorce and wanted

811
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: his dog back from his ex wife, like so basically

812
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: making himself the real world.

813
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 5: John Wick feels like if John Wick was a sitcom. Yeah,

814
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 5: that's right.

815
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 2: I got to go to my day job as an Olympian.

816
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: All right. Again, this one might come down to the

817
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: one we want to deserve versus the one that we

818
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: actually deserve. That's kind of how I feel. But maybe

819
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: maybe I want to be aspirational in this one. Should

820
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 1: we go free?

821
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 2: Yep?

822
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: Anyone have anything else to add?

823
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 2: No, for me, it's open to speak.

824
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 1: Now or forever. Hold your piece until the next round

825
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: when we'll be talking about one of these stories again. Yeah, exactly.

826
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: It's a little air gun.

827
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 2: That competition level it really fucked up.

828
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: Like I feel like the Olympic shooter would be better

829
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: if the event itself wasn't just like person holding a

830
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: thing you can't even hell when they pull the trigger

831
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: and then a dot appears on one of the screens, is.

832
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 2: On the half half of the screen.

833
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: Give me a.

834
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 6: Blamer human targets, you know.

835
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's twenty twenty eight. When it when

836
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 2: it comes.

837
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,479
Speaker 1: To the lad, that's right, don't worry about it, all.

838
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 6: Right, I will say.

839
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 5: But with both of these, though, I feel like there

840
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 5: are also other, possibly better examples of sort of the

841
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 5: core theme. Like there's other Olympic subjects, there's other AI

842
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 5: slop competitors, So I don't know, I.

843
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: Just want to hit the brain the hardest, though, I

844
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 2: think that's.

845
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: Just the Yeah, this one hit us. We never said

846
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: these were good, okay, we said we're good at our jobs.

847
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're good at We're good at getting caught

848
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 2: up in the minutia of Elmover's Big Bird.

849
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: But here we go.

850
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 2: On the count of three, you will then proclaim the

851
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: winner between AI six point eight weeks and the Olympic

852
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: shooter one two three.

853
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: AI say six shooter. All right, I think we have

854
00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: a quorum.

855
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: Some funny AI shooters shooters bro.

856
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 1: All right, well, there it is. We got the first

857
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: round of the first half of the bracket done. We

858
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: are going to be back for a part three of this.

859
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: Definitely this point, possibly that at this rate.

860
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is This has been a lot of fun.

861
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: Thank you guys all for doing it, and we'll be

862
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: back with the exciting continuation, possibly conclusion of what the

863
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: top stories are. The top story is of the year

864
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four on the dailies, I guess, so more

865
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: to come. We'll probably do all these in a row, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

866
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 2: Because you're just disjointed this one, just like the third

867
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 2: one comes out for the first one, yeah.

868
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: The next one is going to come out over spring break,

869
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, exactly. Now, we'll put these all up

870
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: in a row, So tune in tomorrow or whenever the

871
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: next workdays and we will see you then.

872
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye