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Speaker 1: and that in some ways, you know, this is all

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00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: JD's imagination from the conversation that he had with Turkey. Right, Okay,

422
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,479
Speaker 1: I'll take that. But it was very funny how they

423
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: put Elizabeth Banks into all those scenarios when I'm singing

424
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 1: Kung fu fighting and when and then they reveal her

425
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 1: in the in the in the opening credits, and she's like,

426
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: it's backwards. That's been bothering me for so long. You know,

427
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 1: I was wondering, why, why are they doing the old

428
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:55,199
Speaker 1: credit sequence with the new credit. Uh sing, what is it? Audio?

429
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: I can't do this. It's a lot slower if you

430
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: look if you look at it. The only reason I

431
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: knew that Donald was because I went on scrubs Wiki

432
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: and they also caught that. Do you want men to

433
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: read it to you? It says sure. Um. This episode

434
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 1: includes a modified title sequence in which Kim steps in

435
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: and reverses the X ray As we said, this was

436
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: in response to criticism about the backwards X ray image,

437
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: because you know, doctors told us forever. The extended version

438
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: of the theme song Superman is the same as used

439
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: in the short lived longer opening attached to some early

440
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: season two episodes before all you fans revolted and said

441
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: get that ship off, that shit out of here. The

442
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: fans did not like that. They were like, get that

443
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: shit out of here, and Bill was like, all right, bet,

444
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: then how about this, I'm no Superman. Well, the honest

445
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: Superman thing started because it was like every year we

446
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 1: would get less and less screen time and more and

447
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: more ads. So then it was like ian it became

448
00:25:54,880 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: Superman because you'd rather have the screen time. The theme

449
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: song the good Superman Um all right, So Elizabeth Banks,

450
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: that was very funny. Todd's banana hammock bouncing. That was

451
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: very very bouncy. Um, what the hell was random? It's

452
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: like a shout out to grease. I guess so, but like,

453
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: what was the point and what was the point at

454
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: the end with the square situation? That was like a

455
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: pulp fiction called out. I don't know if you remember

456
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: in pulp fiction when no, yeah, sure and they showed

457
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: the square absolutely all right, we're gonna take a break

458
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: and we come back. I want to talk about how

459
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: when Elizabeth Banks draws the length of an average penis

460
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: and makes it very, very long, and she's trying to

461
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: make Jad feel stupid. You noticed that Turk is nodding, like, yep,

462
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: that's the correct size. All right, we'll be back, we'll

463
00:26:48,440 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: be right back, and we're bad back. So she's raw

464
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: is a giant penis and the patient nods and then

465
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: you see Turk nodding, and she really meanted to do

466
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: a joke on JD. And he runs out of the

467
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: room pissed off. But then he comes back and he,

468
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: without asking, the patient lifts up the blanket to examine

469
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: his penis and it is in fact, we're assuming a giant,

470
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: giant penis. Yes, I was wondering why JD had to

471
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: come back to make sure. I think j D probably

472
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: has insecurities about his penis size because as many men do,

473
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: because they hear about people like you in the real

474
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: world and they go, gosh, am I less. Then there's

475
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: only one person out there doesn't. Right, Well, there's only

476
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: one person out there who isn't insecure about his penis size,

477
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: and that's the dude with the biggest penis, you know

478
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: what I mean. Well, I'm sure there's men that are

479
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: in the adult industry that are feel pretty confident, and

480
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: I bet you any amount of money, there's always a

481
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: bigger Yeah. But but you know a lot of women

482
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: we can talk to Doctor Penis about this, um say,

483
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: a lot of that's bullshit. Yeah, you want it, you

484
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: don't want it to be too tiny, but you also

485
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: don't want it to be too too massive because it's painful.

486
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: A great questions for Doctor Penis. Joell, please be marking

487
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: some of these down, because I'm worried I'm going to

488
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: forget them when he's in front of us and I

489
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: get shy around him. This episode had a lot of

490
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: Penis talk in it. Yes, from this is a perfect

491
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: episode for doctor Penis to show up, all right, listen.

492
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: Richard Wells directed this, who was one of our first

493
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: assistant directors for many years, a wonderful man, and he

494
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: directed it and he went on to become our UPM

495
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: became the uniproduction manager, which is a money position, I

496
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: mean a money dealing with the money position, and M.

497
00:28:55,320 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: Garrett Donovan and Neil Goldman wrote it, who are very funny. Um.

498
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: The janitor comes over and grabs JD's pencil that's not

499
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: at the bencil hey, and I'm JD's like, what the

500
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: fuck is that? And he's like, it's part of my

501
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: stand up act and he go, I go Wendy performed,

502
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: and he goes, I'm at the giggle pit every morning

503
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: it's sun up. That's his slot. Now is anyone going

504
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: to the giggle pit as sun up? That's the real question.

505
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: But here we get the biggest look the reason this

506
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: episode is special for Donald and I. Um, it's not

507
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: the best episode ever, but it really really is an

508
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: important episode because he really gets some doctor You actually

509
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: see footage from footage from Doctor Yes, yes, not only

510
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,479
Speaker 1: not only not only that, but there's there's rumor of

511
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: other footage that exists. Yes, yes, Now the poor the

512
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: poor film, which is already in production. Clearly is um

513
00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: is being taped over by the janitor hes loaded with it. Yes,

514
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: he So told you he's camera and he's been uploading

515
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: a scene where doctor Acula delivers a baby and then

516
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: eats it onto the hospital's website. So we know that

517
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: there's lots of other scenes that have been documented. Yes,

518
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: those that's the rumored scenes. But we finally get to see. Yes,

519
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: and not only do we see what we see takes,

520
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: we see takes. Actually we don't see see the scene.

521
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: We see different takes. That's when he catches Kelso um

522
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: beating up his van and he and they go to

523
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: watch the video tabment and Kels is like, what the

524
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: hell is this? Oh my god? Okay, after you finished this,

525
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: we skipped something though. We can get go back. We

526
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: can go back. I just jumped there, right, we can

527
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: go back. Okay, So look, we skipped the fact that

528
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: doctor Dad was a fake fucking play. It wasn't real.

529
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: Doctor Dad was fake. It was a front dude. Yes,

530
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: doctor Dad. We learned that Kelso's son's musical was a front.

531
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: We know what was called Doctor Dad, and that his

532
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: Kelso's son. For those of you who don't recall, it's

533
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: been a lot while Um was in the musical doctors

534
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: lead and he was sleeping with the actor playing Yes,

535
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: doctor Dad, Kelso. Yes, now we're hearing, now we're hearing

536
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: from Kelso that that was all a ruse. In fact,

537
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: Doctor Dad was never in production. It was a metalab right,

538
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: And he's fled to Canada and the fucking Mounties are

539
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: involved right now? The sorry says I didn't know the

540
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: Mounties got involved with anything, to be honest with you.

541
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: The Mounties are their cops, right, Canadian police, right, Daniel, Joel, No,

542
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,959
Speaker 1: they have police. There are police officers. What's the difference

543
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: between a Mountie Maybe it's like their their federal police.

544
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: What's there from a Mountie and a national Oh yeah,

545
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: it's there, like bi, I guess the Mounties are. I'm

546
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: guessing right. I mean it's a little policing to national security.

547
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: It's not the guys and the horses, Donald and stuff. No,

548
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: the red guys on the horses, Joel, there's the red

549
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: guys on the horses. I know, but sometimes I watch

550
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm watching a show Search Party where where they had

551
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: mounties and they weren't The guy didn't show up on

552
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: horseback in a red out that's uniform Search Party inaccurate,

553
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: that is I was. I was going to echo Joel

554
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: sentiment right there. That seems to be like their their

555
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: dropper uniform, their DRIs. It sounds like to me, Search

556
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: Party needs to work on that budget because they're lacking.

557
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: It would be so much it would be much better

558
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: if the guys showed up in the woods with the

559
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: red jacket and the hat. I honestly thought. I honestly

560
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: thought until recently, I guess probably the old Search Party

561
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: that that the mounties were all on horses in red jackets.

562
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: I mean, but what you're saying is that's just their

563
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: dress uniform. When they're doing their day to day they

564
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: are normally dressed. Now does their uniform always come with

565
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: a horse? All right? Anyway, so the Mounties are involved

566
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: in searching for Kelso's son. JD apparently uses expressions when

567
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: he's turned on by a woman like turtle's wink and

568
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: porcupine's hiccup. We haven't had that before. But then all

569
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: of a sudden j D now fantasizes about doctor acculas

570
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: this was a very heavy doctor Acculus. Yes, well, I

571
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: think I think it's safe to say that Neil and

572
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: Garrett were fans of the doctor Acculus storyline, because they

573
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: probably should hit up Niel and Garrett to right by

574
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: the way, I ran into Tim Hobert. Tim Hobert is

575
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: wonderful for those of you who wouldn't possibly know, he

576
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: was one of our main writers on the show, and

577
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: he left us to go run the middle. I believe no.

578
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: I thought he went on to psych after us. I

579
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: don't know. He's a big writer. He did. He was

580
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: the showrunner on the Mill for a while. And but

581
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: the point is I ran into him and he said

582
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: he loves the podcast. Can he please come on? Ye? Absolutely,

583
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: you can come on. So, Joel, I need you to

584
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 1: reach out to him, can you, Joel, you have Bill's

585
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: assistance number right? Oh? You know I already emailed her.

586
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: All right, go through her and say we need Tim

587
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: Hobert's cell phone, and let's book him because he is

588
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,919
Speaker 1: a genuine fan of the podcast, and he'd be great

589
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: to have on because he's a he's a hilarious comedy

590
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: writer with lots of stories and his wife on a

591
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: clear day, as his wife saying, on a clear day,

592
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: I can see the very long way. So, yeah, we

593
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: have this fantasy where I bite Elizabeth and it goes

594
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: into full sort of windy vampire movie spinning effect, and

595
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: then it cuts out of the fantasy and I go,

596
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: vampires like it windy? I don't know. I guess when

597
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: you show vampire scenes, if you think about it, I

598
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: don't really watch vampire movies. It is often windy, right,

599
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: it is? That's true? Well, you're very good with pop culture. Yeah,

600
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: vampire films, don't you feel that wind is often used heavily?

601
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: You gotta be throwing that hair if they're gonna be

602
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: gorgeous eternally young creatures. They need the Beyonce fan to

603
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: really get that hair going. It's usually the virgin vampires

604
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: that are the ones that come with the white outfits

605
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: that they've just been turned, that are freaking full of

606
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: hair flowing in the wind. You're after? Do you remember that?

607
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: What was that movie? Lost Boys? Donald? Did you like

608
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: Lost Boys? Are you kidding me? Who didn't like Lost Boys?

609
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen Lost Boys? Are you

610
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: kidding me right now, I shout I was a favorite

611
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: of my sisters. You know, she had movie He's on

612
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: cassette that she would tape movies off TV on vhs

613
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: and then watch them over and over and over and

614
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: over again. And lost shall nut kid dude Girard wrote that, man,

615
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: I worked with that dude, the dude that wrote that

616
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: song later on in life, when I was I just

617
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: graduated high school. Me I was in a music group.

618
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: We were a boy band, and the dude who wrote

619
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 1: that song took us in and tried to develop us

620
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: into a big into like an act. And this was

621
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: right around the time Clueless was coming out, and I

622
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: chose to do Clueless instead of doing the boy band thing,

623
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: and and the rest is history. But the dude that

624
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: sang that song, dow shalt not for cry as sister

625
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: now shall him? He shout out to Girard, you know,

626
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: dude for real, right well, shout out to Girard. But

627
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: also the Lost Boys, Doctor Boys. If you like I

628
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: guess it's an eighties vampire movie. And if you're a

629
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: fan of the Corries, yes, both Cories are in it. Yes,

630
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: if you're old enough to know who Corey Haim and

631
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: Corey Feldman Feldman are Um, it's a double Corey movie.

632
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: The coreries made a lot of films together. License to

633
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: Drive it was a genre. Do you know who's you

634
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: know who's in License to Drive? Though? Right? Heather Graham?

635
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: Heather Graham Graham, Yes, Um, all right, let's get back

636
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: to the show scrubs. Donald Um, what about Oh this

637
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: is one one of my favorites. J D lines Ever Relax,

638
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: brown Bear, there's no shame in crime axing? Yes, So

639
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: what's that about? I guess you come and excuse me.

640
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: I guess you ejaculate and then cry? Did you just

641
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: excuse yourself for saying come? I didn't know if I

642
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: should say come? But did I have I said come

643
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: before on the show? I don't know, but I don't

644
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: see a problem with it. Well, my heart, I don't

645
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: want I heart to think like I'm like, what are

646
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: you talking about about? The show's already marked explicit? So

647
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: you're all right, Well, let's ask doctor Penis if it's

648
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: okay to use the word come. Yeah, Well it's I

649
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: just I think come and cry sounds better than ejaculating. Cry. Okay,

650
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: So apparently Turk will very often. It's this very often,

651
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: or once in a while, Will We'll cry after he ejaculates.

652
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: He's a CNC kind of guy. Have you ever cried

653
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: after sex? Donald? No, I can't say that I have either. No.

654
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: I would ask these two, but I'm worried that in

655
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: the iheartum employee small prints, I'm not allowed to ask them. Well,

656
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. I have joked with Casey and

657
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: been like, after we've had tex, be like, and now

658
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a baby. I pretended to cry, but

659
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: you know, but never never have I ever? Okay, well,

660
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: if it listen. The point is is, if you are

661
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: someone who weeps after orgasming, JD's here to tell you

662
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: that there's no shame in crime. Actually, that would be

663
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: a great ring tone, Joel, there's no shame crime Act.

664
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: So almost like there's no crying in baseball, there's no

665
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: shame in crimax. There's no crying in baseball, there's no

666
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: shame in crimax thing. There's no shame in crime axing. Yo.

667
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: So this is one of Bill's favorite jokes ever, obviously,

668
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: but that the carpet's wet in the lobby. Yeah, I

669
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: think this started with Neil Neil when Neil was on

670
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 1: and we got a book Neil again, Duell. That's another

671
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: fan favorite. We got to have him back, and I'm

672
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: sure it'll come back. But Neil once said that a

673
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: director told him to just mop there, and he said,

674
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: why would I be mopping here? It's carpet. And I

675
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: think everyone found that so funny that I believe the

676
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: writers wrote it in to script because I started writing down,

677
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: why is he mopping carpet? And and and then we

678
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: made a whole joke out of him to joke out

679
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, this is one of bill favorite jokes.

680
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: So the janitor has gone to Kelsell's house and Kelsell says,

681
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of you. I don't think you'd steal

682
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: my money. And then the janitor returns wearing a very

683
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: long leather jacket french coat, very much like the terminator.

684
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: Yes it's nice and it seems expensive. Yes, layers, layers

685
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: upon layers. Now we also learned that when when we

686
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: almost see Enid but we don't see Enid, we just

687
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: see her wheelchair, and we learned we learned that that

688
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: she's got a new pants suit. So the implication, let

689
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: me just go through with this implies the janitor. She's

690
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: a she's a she's a she's a paraplegic. So she

691
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: So the janitor not only sized her up, took money,

692
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: went and bought a pant suit, and then helped her

693
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: get into it. Yeah, he had to. He had to

694
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 1: addressed her too. Yes, he addressed her, He dressed her yes, yes,

695
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: and then put him back in the chair. Yes. You

696
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: went and bought a leather coat, I got ENID sizes. Yeah,

697
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: came back yes, change her outfit yes, put her back

698
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: in the chair. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh man, this

699
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: show is so fucking twisted nuts. Now, your first line

700
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: in Doctor Acula before they ruin it and tape over

701
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: it is you ain't taken no blood from my whole

702
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: stop in hand, right, Yes, this had to be like

703
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: this had to be something like from Hollywood Shuffle or

704
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 1: something like that. Man. Yeah, we were clearly I mean,

705
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: it was clearly influenced by Hollywood Shuffle. But if you

706
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: haven't swatty all of that stuff, if you haven't seen

707
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: Allywod Shuffle, we've recommended it before. But if you have

708
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: seen Allywood Shuffle, this whole thing is clearly influenced by Hollywood.

709
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: Absolute absolutely so, I say, for the last time, turk Blacker.

710
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: And then you see that the fucking camera goes static

711
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: and the tripod gets knocked over, and when it comes

712
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: back on, Donald is now shirtless, shirtless with the afro

713
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: wig wig on, No, no without the afrowik, shirtless without

714
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: half but I and the yellow jumpsuit. Now I'm shirtless

715
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: with the teeth. You know. I've seen this as a

716
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: picture online and we've posted it because it's just such

717
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: a funny image. But watching that was hysterical. It really was.

718
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 1: Jad is not a very good director if his only

719
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: note is for the last time Blacker. Yeah, now this

720
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: at this point, we're both single at this point and

721
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: so and we're about to go into the summer. I

722
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: honestly thought at the end of the season, this is five, right.

723
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: This is when the network started getting real tricky with

724
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: us about what they wanted to do for the next season.

725
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: And I remember us sweating around this time, wondering that

726
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: if it was going to be over and not. There's

727
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: a whole story line we haven't talked about, which is

728
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: Sarah wants to dump Keith because she thinks he's whimpy

729
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: and doesn't stand up for her, and then Judy snaps

730
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: at her and Keith defends her, and I assumed as

731
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: an audience member that Carla was doing that on purpose

732
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: to try and keep her with Keith, but then we

733
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: learned that no, she just she snapped. She snapped because

734
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: she's got the pregnancy temper right now. Yeah, yeah, it

735
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: just it all worked out for the best, as a

736
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: lot of sitcoms do. I guess, um, but Todd notices

737
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: two ants doing it on the F button of the computer.

738
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: That was okay, and and he thinks they're they're girls. Yeah,

739
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: I could have sworn, he said. And I could have

740
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: sworn they were girls. They were two girls. So this

741
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: comes from she leaves So Elliott leaves, uh something. What

742
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: does she leave out for pancakes? Was it pancakes? Yeah,

743
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: she left pants. She was trying to like meet Carlo,

744
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: like her or something because they got into an argument,

745
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: so she was trying to make amends and she leaves

746
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,959
Speaker 1: pancakes out by her computer. But they bring ants, which

747
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: the ants, they attract ants all over her keyboard and

748
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: then the Todd says, there's two of them doing it

749
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: on the F button. And at first I could have

750
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: sworn they were two girls. So stupid, that's so stupid. Um.

751
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that the Scrubs wiki has a

752
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: little bit of a bone to pick with the whole

753
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:58,479
Speaker 1: wedding ring thing. JD's quote not being able to see

754
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: married women on quote rule doesn't quite add up because

755
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: he can still see Carla after she got married tasty

756
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: Comba wife. While it could be argued that he can

757
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 1: still see her because he knew her before she was married,

758
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: that wouldn't explain why he couldn't see gift shop girl

759
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 1: after she got married. Well, I don't understand he saw

760
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: Tastycomba wife. He saw all of these other Okay, well, listen,

761
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: we don't hold fast and true to all the rules

762
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: of the show. But I just wanted to point out

763
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: that someone at Scrubs Wicky I don't know if it

764
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: was Trevor or one of his minions. Notice, Okay, so

765
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: why does j D feel it's his business to read

766
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: Kim at the end of the show, Like, like, what

767
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: makes what gives JD the right to do that to her?

768
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I think Jad didn't know

769
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: this thing, which I'm assuming is real because Scrubs was

770
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: known as one of the most medically accurate shows ever

771
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: to be made. We've been told that surgeons, young surgeons

772
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: in particular, try and avoid risky operations because it will

773
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: fuck up their stats as a perfect surgeon, and it

774
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: will prevent them inhibit them from getting hired a bigger

775
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: and better places. I'm assuming that's a real thing. We

776
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: can ask doctor Penis, but um so JD I think

777
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: learns that it would be bizarre that he wouldn't have

778
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: heard of that before. But he sort of learns that

779
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: that's a thing, and it is very disappointed in her,

780
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: particularly because he's attracted to her and thinks that she's

781
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: such a catch. But then he realizes that, oh, you're

782
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: you're seriously not going to operate on that man, because

783
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: it's risky and could affect your stats. Like he's like,

784
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: you're and you're hiding out. I've been told you're hiding

785
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: out with your wedding ring on and you've been divorced

786
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: for a long time. And he just sort of calls

787
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: around on He takes a risk to try and call

788
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: a out on all her bullshit. That is a risk

789
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: because that's not a his damn business too. But he's

790
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: gotta on the lose, he's got the lose. He likes her. Yeah,

791
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: and it pays off too, I guess in the end.

792
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: But I cou I couldn't see myself doing that, you

793
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I couldn't see myself in

794
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: like Joel, I'm gonna tall you something right now. I

795
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: figured you out and bam in your face, walk off.

796
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: It's one of those ruthless readings that winds up being

797
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: it's but it's also just so honest. It's like, why

798
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: are you you seem like really cool? Why are you

799
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: hiding yourself? Like why are you not going the distance

800
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: and really trying to like help people? Why did you

801
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: get into this field in the first place. Why haven't

802
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: you taken your wedding ring off? Like it is? It's

803
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: super brutal, and I think could have backfired. But I

804
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: also think like when you're really but when you're really

805
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: interested in a person, like you want them to be

806
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: their best self, right, and I think that you know

807
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: you called he went all in. He went all in.

808
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: It's like in poker, Donald he went all in. He's like,

809
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say this. It might explode everything, but

810
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a try. Yeah, that's a that

811
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: was a very bold move JD took. JD. That was

812
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: a very bold move JD made because I don't know

813
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: that I don't I don't know that I could do

814
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: that in real life, where I could just be like,

815
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna just tell you about yourself

816
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: real quick. I'm sure you've done that in your life.

817
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,959
Speaker 1: Have you never gone to someone? I guess you're saying

818
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: it's a virtual stranger, which is different. I'm sure people

819
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: in your life you've gone. All right, listen, you need

820
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: to hear this obviously. Absolutely you're saying that, the fact

821
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: that it's a stranger. Yeah, dude, you didn't know who

822
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,919
Speaker 1: she was until she took her wedding ring off, right.

823
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: I thought that was sweet how she took it off

824
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 1: and put it in the middle of the table. I

825
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: was that was I thought that was romantic. Yeah, I

826
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: think I think it. Uh. I think it's the beginning

827
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: of how I met your mother too. What do you mean, well,

828
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: she goes on spoiler alert, she goes on to have

829
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: your first kids, first kid. Yeah, and we don't even

830
00:48:54,600 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: have as you recall, intercourse. I believe that I ejaculate

831
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: prematurely next to her beside her uh volva, clearly, clearly,

832
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: clearly it was in the area of no. Do you

833
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: remember there's this whole monologue where yeah, where it was,

834
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: you know, it's all like war analogy where it was

835
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: like there was friendly fire and the fire it's coming up. Well, well,

836
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: obviously no pun intend that it's coming up. But I

837
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: remember that the point is is that and this must

838
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: be something that can happen, because again, why would they

839
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: put in the show? But he ejaculated prematurely on the

840
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 1: exterior of before before penetration. Yes, on the exterior of

841
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: the of the vagina, which all technically what's called the volva.

842
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: I thank you for that. And um, and we can

843
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: ask doctor Penius if I'm right that that's called the volva.

844
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 1: And and she still got pregnant. So JD never even

845
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: to have sex with there, right, No, he did not.

846
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: I don't recall if it was their first time, first

847
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: and only time about to have sex, or did they

848
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: have a sex life. I don't think they ever had

849
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: a sex life. I think she left before, remember Joel,

850
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: or don't recall. We're gonna get there. I'm sure there's

851
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: lots of fans listening who know all the details better

852
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: than they're yelling at. Yes, yes, a lot of times, assholes.

853
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: He spoke too much weed. Stop smoking with Donald? Yeah, Donald, Um,

854
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna go to break and when we

855
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 1: come back, we'll have doctor Penis who will answer all

856
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: sorts of penis and vol questions for us. We'll be

857
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: right back. Oh yeah, and we're back. We're back, We're back,

858
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: We're back now. Oh here he is, here he is.

859
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: Let's play the get the song about the guests. An,

860
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: I don't forget that song. We go. We can talk

861
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: somehow dude, you know, like about smoke, some jazz, maybe

862
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: talking about the episode. So come on, let's get this show.

863
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: And here he is, doctor Brick. Yeah. Oh, I was

864
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: so nervous because I sucked it up so many times

865
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: last time. You're on now, doctor Brick. Do you mind

866
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: if we call you doctor Penis because that's sort of

867
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: how we branded you on the show. Yeah? No, no,

868
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Okay. Did you get

869
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: a lot of good feedback from your appearance the first time?

870
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: I did. I think all my friends and family really

871
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: liked it. Was it was crazy. I got some random

872
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: texts from some doctors that I knew that were like, oh,

873
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm big, Like I've listened to the Scrubs podcast and

874
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they're talking about this guy and

875
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: he sounds and it's you, and I'm like, so it was,

876
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: it was, it was pretty cool. Well, doctor Brick, we'd

877
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: really want to make you a regular set segment on

878
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 1: the show because Donald and I often have penis questions

879
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: and they're just just an infinite number of penis questions,

880
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 1: right Donald, they just well it just goes on forever. Yeah,

881
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: I know you're saying in the other day that, um,

882
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: can you have too much penis? And I I don't

883
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: think you can, Like, like you know, I I to

884
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 1: Zach told you, I told you no sing well no, wait,

885
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,320
Speaker 1: calm down. I've seen, accidentally, I have seen some videos

886
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: on the Internet where it accidentally where it appears that

887
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 1: the gentleman can't the woman can't accommodate the full length

888
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 1: of the man. The gentleman can't know the woman cannot

889
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 1: accommodate the man's full gift. And I wonder, um, if

890
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: that's if that's come up in your practice, if any

891
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: patients have have said doctor, what do we do in

892
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: this situation? Um, I haven't seen it. I was actually

893
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: I I I've seen that in a Niptuck episode for

894
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: but um, there was one of my staff told me

895
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: that he heard that once of one person that came

896
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: that was complaining that his penis was was too big.

897
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? Are there people that

898
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: get penis? Like you see? We see billboards out here

899
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: in LA and and and actually that it doesn't exist.

900
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: There's no way you can. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He

901
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: was in New Jersey. I saw a billboard for breast reduction,

902
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: and I wondered if if there was such a thing

903
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: as penis reduction, as anyone ever said, I bet you

904
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: can cut it off, But I bet you can't make

905
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: it grow. Dude, there's no way cut it down. Can't

906
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: make it grow? No, no, I let the doctor answer, doctor,

907
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: penis can't. The only time we would actually like really

908
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: cut it down is if someone has like like cancer

909
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: of the penis, and then you need to cut it

910
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 1: um and can still be functioning. So you're saying you, you, you, you, you,

911
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: you'd cut off the cancerous part, the tumor or whatever. Yeah,

912
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: But then the but the penis can still function. Yeah,

913
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: and you can kind of create use some like a

914
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: skin flap and you can to create what looks like

915
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: the head of the penis. And if there's for peeing,

916
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: it can definitely still function. And for intercourse, um, I

917
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: mean it's still sensitive. I don't know. I don't know

918
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: how how functional be. I guess it depends if you

919
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: can still achieve an erection, now, doctor Penis. One thing

920
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you was when we were kids

921
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: growing up, their Reebok did this campaign where there was

922
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: a pump pump, pump, pump pump it remember those Donalds

923
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: And I don't know why no sneaker brand has gone

924
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: back to this because it was jeez, I don't know why.

925
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: And then Nike had their own version, but it wasn't

926
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: as cool. Do you remember it was in the time

927
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: those of you were too those pump wasn't pump was

928
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: in the tongue everybody I had him, I had him.

929
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: Did you have what was the purpose? What we say

930
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: it would make? It was like it was like it

931
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: would tighten the air air pumps in there and it

932
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: would it would tighten the ankle around her. And the

933
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: campaign was pump, pump, pump, pump, pump it up. Now,

934
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: can you do that with japenis? Yeah, I know. What

935
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm saying is my question is for you, aren't there

936
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: some men who have a rectile dysfunction in a medical way,

937
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 1: not a mental mental way, And isn't there something where

938
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: they can it's nearby where they can pump, pump, pump

939
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: it up? Tell us about that. So yeah, no, that's

940
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: like the one of the final steps. Or I mean

941
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 1: some people do it quickly when they have erectile dysfunction

942
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: and they either can't tolerate medications or the medications aren't working,

943
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 1: or they don't want to take viagro that kind of thing.

944
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: There's also injections you can do, and it's a surgery

945
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: where you in the two erectile bodies that cause the

946
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: erections are essentially balloons that fill with blood. We put

947
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: in cylinders that can fill with fluid and cause an erection,

948
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: and so the fluid there's a little reservoir that we

949
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: put in kind of like behind the pubic bone, and

950
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: that's filled with salt water essentially, and there's a tube

951
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: that goes to a pump that we put in the scrotum,

952
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: So it's it's you could say, you know, it's it's

953
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: similar size as your testicle, So you essentially have another

954
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: kind of what a woman? What a woman? If a

955
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: man was doing this, um, could he feasibly hide this

956
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,280
Speaker 1: from a partner and her not know that he was Pump, pump, pump, pump,

957
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: pump it up. Um, that is a good question. It's

958
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: I mean, your hand. You will never get an erection normally,

959
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: so you always like, once you have this, your only

960
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: way you can get an direction is with the pump.

961
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: So like if you are doing you know, if you're

962
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: fooling around what and what have you, and then you

963
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: you're pumping it up on your own and the woman

964
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 1: is not paying attention. Maybe, but um, woman is familiar

965
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: with what a penis feels like, then they're they're not

966
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: gonna Can you pump it up just to pump it

967
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: up even if you don't have but even if you

968
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: don't have like erect out this function, can't you just

969
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 1: be like, I'm just gonna pump this bad way one

970
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: of those if you don't have erected out this function,

971
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: well you don't get there. You don't get the salt

972
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: water and everything, but you get like a penis pump

973
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: and pump, oh that kind of thing. Yeah, it's funny

974
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: that you're asking that because for like a secrets anything.

975
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: One of my friends got another one a penis pump,

976
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: and in urology, you that's another thing you can use

977
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: for like it's a vacuum device that kind of like

978
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: you pump to like bring more blood into the penis.

979
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: And you know, what, what what what? What website to you?

980
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: If I thought, I mean you want mean, no, no, no,

981
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: you just just google it, you know, if I'll have

982
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: Joel Joel's Google's sorry already so fucked up. We put

983
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: all that shit on her Google. If I had a

984
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: relationship with a website, I would, I would, I would

985
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: tout them. But you could probably find it on any website,

986
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: but we recommend and it's in a vacuum a vacuum

987
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: rectile device that you essentially, I'm like trying to show it.

988
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: You don't see my lower area. You put it kind

989
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 1: of over the penis and it kind of like suctions

990
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: down around the base of the penis. You pump, pump, pump,

991
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: and it essentially creates that pressure that brings more blood

992
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: to the penis and then you put a ring over

993
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: the base of the penis, essentially hold blood in there.

994
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: I think people probably do it to achieve maybe more

995
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: rigidity if they're not happy with what they are, or

996
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: but other people use it for, you know, as a

997
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: management of their own or do you think that this

998
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: is a question I wanted to ask you. Like sealis

999
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: and viagra, they were invented for people function and senior

1000
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: citizens cannot enjoy sex life much later in life, which

1001
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: is great. Um, do you think that more people who

1002
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: are younger should experiment with it because they might say, hey,

1003
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: I've always had like a seventy nine percent hard on,

1004
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: but then you try the medicine, all of a sudden

1005
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: you've got this like fucking glass fun. Yeah, and you're like, oh,

1006
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: I never knew I could have a fucking thor's hammer. Yeah. No,

1007
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: it's that's a good question. I think that What are

1008
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 1: your thoughts on that? I think younger people? Yeah? And

1009
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 1: is it safe? Also, that's the problem. Well, no, it's

1010
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,919
Speaker 1: not necessarily always let doctor penis, and again you don't

1011
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: know if you're getting it from like the black market

1012
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: or a drug dealer, Probably not safe. I think that

1013
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: from for people who have maybe issues with directions from

1014
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 1: a psychological perspective, which is a totally reasonable issue that

1015
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 1: many men have. And I think it's becoming probably possibly

1016
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: even maybe more aware or maybe a bigger issue unclear

1017
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: um taking or being prescribed. You know, a medication like

1018
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: vigor sialis that kind of thing um can first help

1019
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: your erections as needed and and then can also then

1020
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: looost your confidence that hopefully you can then potentially achieve erections.

1021
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: It's like a mind for a lot of people don't realize.

1022
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm guessing is that you know you hear about viagara

1023
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: and say, allis it's been a joke for so long, oh,

1024
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: senior citizens or or people with a medical problem. You know,

1025
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: people don't know that it's often overcoming a mental issue

1026
00:59:54,880 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: where they've gotten in their head. It's like and then no, no, no, no, no,

1027
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: it actually does work. But it sounds like what he's

1028
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: saying is there's a lot of people who they can't

1029
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: get in direction and it's not a physical problem. It's

1030
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 1: they're in their head. They have they have performance anxiety.

1031
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 1: It's like then what he called it a vicious cycle,

1032
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: vicious cycle, and what he's saying is those people can

1033
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: get their confidence back with the viagra or say Alice

1034
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: and then be able to tiptoe off of it lower

1035
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 1: and lower doses. Right possibly, Yeah, And I mean obviously

1036
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: you know, if you're if there are those issues, seeing

1037
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: a psychologist who specialize in sex therapy kind of thing

1038
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: could also be helpful. Um, but eurologist works off in

1039
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,959
Speaker 1: hand to hand. Yeah. I mean, I don't want people

1040
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: people who are listening to this and going, oh, that

1041
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: might be something from you look into. They should They

1042
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 1: can just talk to their urologists or their doctor about it, right.

1043
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: They don't have to go to you know, they don't

1044
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: have to You don't have to fail. But you can

1045
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: definitely find these kind of meds I've I mean I've

1046
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: heard from drug dealers or I mean those things that

1047
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: you see and like you don't find that have like, oh,

1048
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: will boost your erections kind of thing. Those honestly probably

1049
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: have some dose of the medication that are made that

1050
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: don't even know how it's manufactured. So probably not the

1051
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 1: healthiest way to go about it. No, I don't do

1052
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: it that way. To talk to your doctor about it.

1053
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 1: If you've got a penis problem, talk to your doctor

1054
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 1: here at fake doctors are advices. Don't buy the gas station. Shit, No, there,

1055
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw a study. They even those medications

1056
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: have the generic forms of viagran salis and you know

1057
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: those medic the viagra sales, those kind of things can

1058
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 1: interact with other meds that you're taking. You might if

1059
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 1: you're ready taking it, you may have two high of

1060
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 1: a dose. So it's it's not regulated. That's that's that's

1061
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: the biggest problem. Got it. Um, So it's not advised

1062
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 1: to take you don't need it. Um, yeah, I wouldn't.

1063
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 1: I wouldn't take it if you don't need it. But also, um,

1064
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 1: last time, you use the term for the amount of

1065
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: the time before you can go again? No, no, no,

1066
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: when the amount of time before you can go again?

1067
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: What's that? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm your term was

1068
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 1: like your reset the something I forgot. Anyway, the point

1069
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 1: is is that it also enables you to be right

1070
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: back at it. M hm oh, Donald, I imagine you

1071
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: don't have that problem. But some men, some men might

1072
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 1: have a problem where they they would love to go

1073
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: again and they need a reset time fractory period, refractory

1074
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: period factory. Remember that from our first lesson with doctors.

1075
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: You get older, you're a fractory period actually gets longer.

1076
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: So if that medication is helping you in your there

1077
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: you go. So let's say you're a let's say Donald case.

1078
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,479
Speaker 1: He's like and um, and you're like, oh, that turned

1079
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: me on. I wish I could go again and I

1080
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: had a sort a shorter refractory period, then then the

1081
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: medicine would be right for you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, when

1082
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: you're a teenager, you could probably just you know, go

1083
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: over and overall over. Yeah, I remember, I remember when

1084
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: you're a teenager. You're like, what about when your forty

1085
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: uh seven? Yeah, but you're a rare case. You're either case.

1086
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that, right, Like, this is what

1087
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: I fear. This is what I fear, and I'm gonna

1088
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: be honest with you right now. This is what I fear.

1089
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 1: I have a libido that's like through the roof right now.

1090
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: I fear that one day out of nowhere, that shit

1091
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: just goes away. I don't see it happening. Okay, I

1092
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: don't know anyone doctor with of any age. Well I'm

1093
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: discounting teenagers who are going through puberty, but who has

1094
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: the libido that this forty seven year old man has,

1095
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: and I just uh mozeltov to him. But I don't

1096
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: think you should feel any shame or weirdness about it.

1097
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: I don't feel any shame about it. I just worry that, Yeah.

1098
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: I just think you should be ready that you'll have

1099
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: it in forty years from now when you're eighty seven

1100
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: or word like, I'm gonna keep it one hundred. My grandfather, man,

1101
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: he's ninety something right now, dude. I remember, so he

1102
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: came out here to La when he was in his

1103
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: late seventies, right, and he came out to visit me.

1104
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: I was in my twin or something like that, my

1105
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: late my mid twenties, I was, And he came out

1106
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: and I took him all around scrubs was happening already.

1107
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: I took him all around Hollywood. I took him to

1108
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: the club, I took him to the strip club. I

1109
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 1: took him like everywhere. My grandfather, my eight almost eighty something,

1110
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: your old grandfather, right, And I remember being like, I

1111
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: remember being like grandpa, does any you know? We went

1112
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 1: out one night and somebody was dancing on him and everything,

1113
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 1: and he was having a good old time, and I

1114
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 1: was like, Grandpa, did you feel any of this? He

1115
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: was like, oh boy. And I was like, wait, grandpa,

1116
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 1: you don't want to hear from your grandpa. Listen. I

1117
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: don't know, man, Most old people that I know they're like,

1118
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: it's been a few years. No. I mean there's there

1119
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: there's studies about like testosterone levels kind of slowly decreasing

1120
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: as you get older, and I think that's where the

1121
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: mindset is from. But first of all, if you're actually

1122
01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: of an age where your testosterone is low, but and

1123
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: that's your symptom that you're libidos though, and you want

1124
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 1: your libido to come back to what it was, there

1125
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: are tests, you can get testosterone treatment, which honestly is

1126
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 1: a whole other topic for misuse of testosterone in people,

1127
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: But it's testosterone the key thing that's affecting libio. I mean,

1128
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: it's probably a number of things. I think that's kind

1129
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: of what a lot of people hold their head on. Um.

1130
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 1: It could be other health related issues as people get older,

1131
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: they just have heart, lung, you know, all all kinds

1132
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: of other issues that can kind of just make you

1133
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: less interested. Um, But I mean I think on the whole,

1134
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: you know, as men and women it's not just men,

1135
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 1: Like your libido can remain unchanged, and you could and

1136
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: both genders can. Well, I'm sure somewhere Casey's in the

1137
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: other room praying that it eventually goes down. No, I

1138
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 1: don't know that she's praying that it eventually goes down.

1139
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: But I definitely, I definitely. You know, like I was told,

1140
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 1: you know, you you hear all of these stories. You

1141
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: hear the story that as men get older, their libidos

1142
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: go away, and as women get older, their libido increases,

1143
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 1: and you know, yeah, I find that to not be

1144
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: true so yetally totally in Donald's situation, that doesn't need

1145
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: to be true. Yeah, I think, all right, let's try

1146
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 1: a new question. Um, is it possible? There are some

1147
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 1: internet stories where a woman had sex with two different men,

1148
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,439
Speaker 1: one was white and one was black, very close together.

1149
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: Perhaps it was a threesome, whatever, there were two eggs

1150
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: in the chamber, if you will, and she got pregnant

1151
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: with twins and one was white and one black. Is

1152
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: that is that feasible? I could? I remember my wife

1153
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: telling me this story of something. I could not believe it,

1154
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: and I've I've never seen it in real life. I

1155
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: saw it on like a weird but strange but true

1156
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: in your post kind of kind of deal there you strange, Yeah,

1157
01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 1: but um, yeah, I've seen I've I've read it, but

1158
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: I don't. I wish we could, like, is there like

1159
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: why can't this happen? My question is why can't this happen?

1160
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: Is there like a freaking Hunger Games event inside the uterus?

1161
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: The first fighting? No, I'm in this one, you can't,

1162
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, how does so? Because

1163
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: normally women when they ovulate, they ovulate one egg that

1164
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: goes into their uterus, and when you ejaculate sperm its

1165
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 1: millions of sperm, no doubt, right, and so this so

1166
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 1: this it's kind of maybe more maybe more ye feelings

1167
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,000
Speaker 1: but no, but then it's survival of the fittest. The

1168
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 1: sperm gets into the Yeah, but sometimes there's twins. But

1169
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 1: sometimes there's twins though, right, well, we were saying, I know,

1170
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:52,120
Speaker 1: but what we were saying is what if the two

1171
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 1: dudes combine their strength together. He's implying, he's implying if

1172
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: it was a double tub penetratuation and they both time

1173
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 1: at the same time there, and they time their ejaculation

1174
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:16,719
Speaker 1: at the same time, and hid one three two one,

1175
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 1: and they both fights serendipitous two eggs in there, bam bam, clearly,

1176
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 1: clearly it's possible. It's just like super duper rare because

1177
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 1: we could do it because you'd have to have ovulated

1178
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,639
Speaker 1: to eggs, like I said, which already is not common.

1179
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: And but sometimes sometimes sometimes to finish photo last thing,

1180
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 1: sometimes two sperms can penetrate one egg. Though no, then

1181
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 1: that act so right when the one sperm penetrates the egg,

1182
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: the egg kind of has forms a reaction that it

1183
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 1: doesn't allow. It's like a like a four seal. It

1184
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 1: doesn't have any other sperm to hit it. So that's

1185
01:08:55,960 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: why so different from and and and uh and maternal

1186
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 1: identical maternal and identical. No, but that's that's that's later.

1187
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 1: That's to get identical twins is when the embryo kind

1188
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: of splits into two and creates that someone with twins.

1189
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,559
Speaker 1: You should find on that. Okay, here we go, Um,

1190
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: we have another I don't know much, Okay, I love you.

1191
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,559
Speaker 1: The word come is that something that is ever said

1192
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 1: in the medical community or is that a word that

1193
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: should not be Is that sort of slang? And do

1194
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,640
Speaker 1: you use words in your office, like ejaculate or do

1195
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,960
Speaker 1: you ever say empty empty? Do you ever find yourself

1196
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 1: like talking to a patient and being like so when

1197
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,240
Speaker 1: you bust your next nut? Or do you or do

1198
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 1: you have to keep it serious? And that that is

1199
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 1: a good question, and that's I think that's why why

1200
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: training is so long, because I in my mind, you

1201
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 1: need to actively think about what the correct terms are

1202
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,080
Speaker 1: that are respectful for the patient. First of all, right,

1203
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,640
Speaker 1: it's not just with sex, right, I mean it's like

1204
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 1: anything um where you want to use respectful terms to

1205
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 1: not well, what if they come out do you read

1206
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: the room? Like what if they called me? Say? What

1207
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 1: if they come into like doc? Every time I bust

1208
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 1: the nut, I cannot then be like I would use

1209
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: on professional terms. Is when like my friends are calling

1210
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 1: me asking me yea erology or sex things, then I'll

1211
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 1: be like, then I'll say, I think I can be

1212
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,680
Speaker 1: a little less professional. I don't want I don't even

1213
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: want to. Hyeah, it sounds like sounds weird, but I

1214
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: do think it's funny though, if you matched like you

1215
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 1: have some nerdy guy coming like, yeah, I'm having some

1216
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 1: ejaculation issues and then you address them and then I'm

1217
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: Donald coming. Yeah, when I'm what does it mean when

1218
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 1: fire shoot out my dick? Let me get Let me

1219
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 1: get this straight. You're getting a burning sensation every time

1220
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: you ejaculate. No, Doc, fire shoots out my dick. This

1221
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: should be yours. I would burst the flames shoots out

1222
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 1: my dick every time I peek, can't. I would watch

1223
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 1: the stop motion video of that character Alabama. Jackson's probably

1224
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,679
Speaker 1: gonna get some sort of porn made into it. Oh

1225
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:08,200
Speaker 1: please God, Yes, thank you for a shout out, Doctor Penis.

1226
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for a shout out. Um. Do you have

1227
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: any other questions for doctor Brick Donald while we have him?

1228
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 1: I have several questions, Dannel. Do you have any questions

1229
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: for Doctor Bricker? But I want to save it for

1230
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,000
Speaker 1: next time. Dan. Come on, Daniel, you don't have to

1231
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 1: be shy. It feels like you're really you're You're like

1232
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,800
Speaker 1: in the fetal position. Are we embarrassing you in front

1233
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 1: of Doctor Brick? You're a part of this show too,

1234
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 1: unlike when you're doing The New Girl. Yeah, I know

1235
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna be on The New Girl. When you

1236
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: do that podcast, they're probably not going to have Doctor

1237
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 1: Penis and they're not going to ask you questions either,

1238
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: so you know, take this, take advantage of it, but none.

1239
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: Since Joel's the producer, they'll probably copy us. And now

1240
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:48,920
Speaker 1: here's doctor Vagina. Oh well, first off, shout out doctor

1241
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,880
Speaker 1: Brick on that awesome sweatshirt you are wearing. Thank you

1242
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,680
Speaker 1: so much for the brand. Thank you so much. And

1243
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: while you're in the house, doctor Brick is wearing a

1244
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: mercer but he has an NYU and I'm wrapping my

1245
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: ny I am we're wearing my Northwestern shirt college. Um.

1246
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,600
Speaker 1: I didn't go to college. Sorry, um, Joel, do you

1247
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 1: have any questions from a female point of view for

1248
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: for an expert like this? I will think of some

1249
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 1: for next time questions. All right, doctor, my wife had

1250
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 1: a good name for the podcast or or or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Your what is it? What is it? P time with

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Speaker 1: doctor Penis? Wow time. I'm like, wow, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: think we got him? Is there anything else you want

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Speaker 1: to ask? Are you thinking? I just want to point

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Speaker 1: out and buy back to my left over here. I

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Speaker 1: have the sex gong and also uh the tiki tiki torch.

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Speaker 1: Last one of my good friends got me both of

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Speaker 1: those things that he has. He has them also, so

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Speaker 1: you know it's a good stuff. Well, we love that

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Speaker 1: you're a mega fan, and we're a mega fan of yours.

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Speaker 1: And thank you for answering all of our penis questions.

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Speaker 1: Uh um, Donald, anything else you want to say? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so there is nothing out there that can make it big? Right? Yeah? No, no, nothing,

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Speaker 1: I mean, but it's it's not all about that, right,

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Speaker 1: like it's about speak for yourself, doc. No, just kidding, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's like, you know, why would you

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Speaker 1: want to go bigger? You're like a guy with a

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Speaker 1: like a triple XL And no I'm not talking listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: I think any guy who watches porn will it's a

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Speaker 1: mind fuck first of all. So you know, but these

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Speaker 1: men have been chosen because they have absolutely I think, abolutely.

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Speaker 1: But if you watch that shit, you get caught up

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Speaker 1: in I don't look like that, right, Well, what about

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Speaker 1: those men who have been really born with a micro penis?

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Speaker 1: Uh like a really really tiny tiny nothing? Nothing is

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Speaker 1: there anything that can be done for those those men?

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Speaker 1: I mean they're usually have seen like a pediatric urologist

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Speaker 1: when they're kids, and there are surgeries that you can

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Speaker 1: do because the more. The bigger issue is for is

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Speaker 1: um kind of it's oftentimes with prip um like you're

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Speaker 1: urinating and those kind of things as a kid, because

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Speaker 1: the whole often is not at the tip. And patients

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01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:18,160
Speaker 1: who have um like small phallusis so you know there

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Speaker 1: you can actually give them some testosterone which can help.

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Speaker 1: But there are surgeries that you can kind of do

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Speaker 1: and that can make it look more normal as they grow. Um,

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Speaker 1: it should grow um. That's kind of there's the show Dave. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, that's what he has. So he is he

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01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,960
Speaker 1: is this thing where he has to I don't know

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Speaker 1: if he fixed it or not, but he had to

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01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: he had to hold he had to cover a hole

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Speaker 1: in order for it to pee through the uine through right.

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Speaker 1: So and he describes it he has it's it's called hypospadias.

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Speaker 1: So if my finger is a penis, usually the hole

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Speaker 1: is at the tip. It can have the whole can

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Speaker 1: kind of be at any point, Oh my god, long

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Speaker 1: penis that you're born with, and the the closer to

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Speaker 1: the tip it is kind of the less severe. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where his hole was, but it was somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Ye As often these are treated as as when you're

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Speaker 1: an infant or a child, which is a whole other

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Speaker 1: separate issue about intersects development issues, and right, let's not

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Speaker 1: go down that road. But I'm saying, but that sounds fixing.

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Speaker 1: But why why wouldn't someone like that fixed. One of

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Speaker 1: the complications is that it kind of reopens. And I

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Speaker 1: think what happened him is that it reopened and to

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Speaker 1: fix it it would be a more extensive surgery, and

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01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:34,479
Speaker 1: he didn't want to do that, and so he just

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Speaker 1: holds his finger. Said, from what it sounds like on

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Speaker 1: the TV show, if he holds his finger over that hole,

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01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,759
Speaker 1: then the p will come out the normal hole instead

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01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: of wow wow. I kind of wanted to see it.

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Speaker 1: They talked about it so much on the show. I

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Speaker 1: thought that I and the show is so graphic. I

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Speaker 1: thought they were going to cut to it. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's in training. We've I've done so many surgeries, like

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Speaker 1: the primary surgery and even the like the repair of

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Speaker 1: that company. What if Donald wanted to add a second

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Speaker 1: hole on purpose? Would he be I want to get

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Speaker 1: back to I want to what does that? But what

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Speaker 1: does that? Does that do anything for you? Though? Does

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01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,960
Speaker 1: that make anything better? Like? You know what I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: what's the point of doing these things? No, you don't

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Speaker 1: need a second it's percing. I don't know, Like, what's

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Speaker 1: the point of getting it if it doesn't make sex better?

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Speaker 1: That's on our new merch that's coming to you. She'll

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Speaker 1: talk like why why would I don't know anyway. Anyway, anyway,

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Speaker 1: doctor Brick, thank you so much for your time, Thanks

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Speaker 1: for being a fan. And uh, we really we hope

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Speaker 1: you'll come back and join us, and by then, hopefully

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Speaker 1: we'll have a theme song for you. That would be amazing.

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Speaker 1: That'll amazing, all right, the thunder's applause for Doctor Brick

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Speaker 1: slash Doctor Penis, thank you so much. That would be

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Speaker 1: that all right. I think that's it, guys. I think

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Speaker 1: we did it. We did we did it. Not only

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Speaker 1: did we not only did we do it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest with you. I felt a little rusty, Yeah,

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01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 1: a little rusty, coming back to it. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: lie to you. You guys got one more episode in

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Speaker 1: season five and then it's time for season six, and

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01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,720
Speaker 1: goodness knows what that will bring. I mean, there's an

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Speaker 1: amazing there's so much good urology stuff that's coming doctor Brick,

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Speaker 1: we we gave you your exit appause you're not really

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Speaker 1: supposed to be talking. But he's right. Turk's nut Turks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll have you back on when we talk about the

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Speaker 1: turks special nut. He has a bionic nut, pretty and

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01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 1: it gives off heat when we go camping. Remember we

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Speaker 1: gather around your nut that's bionic. You know, would that

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Speaker 1: be bionic? Because because it's I don't know, I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll just well, don't don't don't tell us, doctor Brick

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Speaker 1: will say. Then you don't ever hear about implants like

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Speaker 1: he's not talking anymore. We've given him all right, everybody,

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Speaker 1: we love you, Thanks for tuning in. We'll see you

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Speaker 1: next time. Donald six, we made about a bunch of

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Speaker 1: doctor nurses and the janitor who I said, he's the

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Speaker 1: stories nevere. All should go. So gather around you, here

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Speaker 1: are gather around you, here are sc free watch your

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Speaker 1: winds at the time. Mm hmmmm