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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. Let's start the show today with some great news. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the Jewels Show. Today is December second, meaning is

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Speaker 1: there's thirty one days in December, right, right, yes, So

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Speaker 1: what's the math on that until it's twenty twenty one?

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Speaker 1: Twenty nine days, twenty nine days until the end of

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Everybody's excited about that. Oh my gosh, finally

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Speaker 1: we're officially in December and right now, Yes, the world

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Speaker 1: is weird, especially with the holidays, during COVID and all

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Speaker 1: the other things that are going on in the world,

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Speaker 1: in the universe, So why don't we just talk about

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Speaker 1: the four things that you can look forward to in December.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about it and make it a December to remember.

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Speaker 1: Friday is National Cookie Day. This coming Friday day my

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Speaker 1: favorite something I love core to. Also, in sports, there's

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Speaker 1: lots of NFL action and college bowl games December nineteen.

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Speaker 1: I like all the college basketball that is happening as well. Also,

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Speaker 1: the MLS Cup Final is December twelfth. If you're paying

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Speaker 1: attention to Major League Soccer English seven, both of you

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Speaker 1: at soccer? Is football? But I don't know, all right?

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Speaker 1: From an Englishman? Yes, what do you think of American soccer? MLS?

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Speaker 1: The hilarious thing is, though American people who try to

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Speaker 1: Wonder Woman nineteen eighty four also hits theaters. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: on the show today, a brand new call of Booty

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Speaker 1: and perhaps some other stuff. There's a tease for you,

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Speaker 1: thanks to look forward to in December and also look

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Speaker 1: forward to on the show today did Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: what's up? Nina? Hey, I am ready. I try to

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Speaker 1: I am going to call my husband Dylan, your husband Dylan.

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Speaker 1: All right, and what's Dylan doing right now? Dylan had

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Speaker 1: you have an example, Nina of a line that you

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Speaker 1: answers with hey, Santa Baby, Oh stay, you know that

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Speaker 1: that song where ye getter pregnant? It is a weird song.

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Speaker 1: on Hits one of six point one. Santa Baby, think

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Speaker 1: you got a really sweet beard? Come here, let me

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Speaker 1: That's creepy. That is creepy. I know. It's call of

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Speaker 1: And on the phone with us right now is Nina.

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Speaker 1: She's about to call her husband, Dylan, who's working at

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Speaker 1: Jong un laid hands on them and healed them about

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Speaker 1: everything from that country. Yeah. Well, it's interesting because he's

420
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Speaker 1: been in denial about the whole pandemic. Yeah, that doesn't

421
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 1: shook me, I know. So I'm like, why did he

422
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: get the vaccine? That's really weird. I wonder if he's

423
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Speaker 1: going to make the rest of the people get the

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Speaker 1: vaccine if it comes out. Oh, I'm sure he would

425
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: make them. Yeah yeah, yeah, for sure. I'll probably put

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Speaker 1: some elson in beating. Yeah. Well that's all I have

427
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 1: here from South Korea, reporting on North Korea, sending it

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Speaker 1: back to you. Thank you very much, Alex. This is

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Speaker 1: the iron n the idiot news network where idiots aren't

430
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. And for

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Speaker 1: our next story, let's send it to English. Evan who's

432
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 1: sitting on a top and eating his curds and way, yeah,

433
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: that does sound delicious. But no, I know that if

434
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Speaker 1: I wasn't on the radio, I would definitely be a thief.

435
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 1: Something about that lifestyle just really resonates with my cool values. Yeah,

436
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: I think I've always watched movies where like, yeah, bank

437
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: robbers and stuff, I think that's dope. Yeah, me too. Anyway,

438
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: there's a difference between being a thief that just robs

439
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: a seven eleven Yeah yeah, and someone who's steals fine art.

440
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: Oh yes, to sneak and they're using ropes and hiding

441
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Speaker 1: under and like sneaking under lasers and things like that.

442
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Speaker 1: That's cool. I totally agree with you jubile type stuff exactly, Alex.

443
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: But this one guy, Adamo Cantor, I am very jealous

444
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: of him because he worked in the Queen's Royal residence

445
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: back home where I'm from in England, and he was

446
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: a catering assistant that ended up getting a side job

447
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: selling her stuff on eBay. Oh yes, he was stealing

448
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: from the Royal residents and selling the things on ebase.

449
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: So some of the stuff he stole included a signed

450
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: official photograph, a companion of Bath Metal I don't know

451
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: what that is, and a Royal state banquet photo album

452
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 1: of Donald Trump's visit to the UK. He roughly made

453
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Speaker 1: somewhere between they don't know, but thirteen thousand pounds and

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00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: a one hundred and thirty five thousand pounds. That's a

455
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 1: big window. So eighteen thousand, one hundred and thirty five thousand,

456
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 1: it's the out of his dang mind. I guess. So

457
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: what happened? What did he like go to Joel or

458
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: so he's actually in the process of maybe going to

459
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: jail right now. He was released on bail though, which

460
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: is crazy. That's crazy money that he got from. Yeah,

461
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 1: he's pretty steel, but I feel like you're going to

462
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: get caught. Yeah, this cameras everywhere. Yeah, thank you very much, English, Evan.

463
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

464
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. The news and

465
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: screw COVID. The whole world's got mono mono liths. Some

466
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: of that mysterious monoless structure that appeared in the desert

467
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: in you last month and then also disappeared. Yeah that

468
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: was weird. Yeah Yeah, somebody put it there and took

469
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Speaker 1: it away. Yeah when you describe it like that, Yeah, Well,

470
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Speaker 1: an identical structure has just been spotted halfway around the

471
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Speaker 1: world in Romania. The same kind of monolith has popped

472
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Speaker 1: up in Romania. People are speculating on whether it's the

473
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Speaker 1: same one or not, and how it showed up in Romania.

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Speaker 1: There's no word on where that stack came from either,

475
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: so people are just being trolls now, I think, right,

476
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: you know, because there's nothing else to do. The world's

477
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 1: on lockdown. They're like, all right, well, there was that

478
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 1: monolith people were talking about in Utah Desert. I live

479
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: in Romania. I'm bored. I know how to work with

480
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: metal monolith. Put it somewhere around here. I'll get in

481
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: the news. Can we put one outside the studio? That

482
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: would be amazing, you coverage and everything. Yeah. Jeople said

483
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: that he should take credit for the one in Utah,

484
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 1: which would be hilarious. I actually want to do that. Yeah,

485
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: I want to come out and take credit for him.

486
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: But like, all right, I'm the guy. I'm the monolith guy.

487
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: Just like whoever actually did it is gonna be so

488
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: upset and they'll cool you out though, and they'll ask

489
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: you to make one in front of them and be like, well,

490
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: I don't like people to see me. Use my tamelos. Also,

491
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: somebody posted on Instagram that said he saw men remove

492
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Speaker 1: the Utah statue because they didn't like all the attention

493
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 1: it was bringing to the area. So he said he

494
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: saw somebody remove it. But he could also be like,

495
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: I want to be jumping on the bandwagon, right, you know,

496
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: saying that, So he saw somebody took it so that

497
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: people would share his Instagram, you know, saying that he

498
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Speaker 1: saw that. And as as the person who created the monolist,

499
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Speaker 1: that makes me very angry. Job lose job, lady, job first.

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00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,719
Speaker 1: That means the idiot news is come to an end

501
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Speaker 1: for the day. Nothing lose youth, job, about to lose

502
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: your job? He about to lose your job. No, that

503
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: was the I n N the Idiot News Network where

504
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. In tomorrow the same

505
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: time for another whole hitting report. This is I n

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Speaker 1: N as the Jebil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio.

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00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: It's another Jubil Phone frame morning only on the new

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six one. Hello, that's a pretty hot ultima.

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00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: Uh who is this? Hey, name's Pete Eakins and that yeah,

510
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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what you got there on your Craigslist. Dad,

511
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling. That's a pretty hot Ultima. Oh

512
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: uh great, yeah you saw you saw the actually go

513
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Yes, um, okay, great? Uh what's your name?

514
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm sorry if i'm my language is

515
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: a little rough for you. But oh my gosh, I

516
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: saw it and I was just looking at the pictures.

517
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: Are the pictures like that in real life? Is it

518
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: that good of a car? All cleaned up and body

519
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: all good and seats all leathery? Still? I mean, it's

520
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: two thousand and what what's the year is it? Um? Yes,

521
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: it is very clean. It's two thousand and two. Oh

522
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: my gosh, I am very interested in that Nissan Altim.

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00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Uh okay, uh do you want to

524
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: combine see it? Or well? Um, slow down? There wasn't

525
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: born yesterday, Oh my gosh. I uh. I did want

526
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: to start dealing in on it right away side unseen.

527
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm ready to take it off your hands. He's okay,

528
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: Well you're so you're saying you want it, you want

529
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,719
Speaker 1: it right now? You don't even want to drive it?

530
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need to get behind the wheel

531
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: or nothing on that. My gosh, it's beautiful and the

532
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: price on it was three thousand dollars. Is that what

533
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: it is? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, gosh, steal of a deal.

534
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: Steal of a deal here, yeah, but here's I do

535
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: have to ask you a question, though, Um, so you

536
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: said three thousand dollars for that car, that beautiful Nissan

537
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: Ultima you have up there. I don't have the three thousand.

538
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: Is there some wiggly room on that? Uh? Yeah, there's

539
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: a little bit of room to make a deal. Sure,

540
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: three German Shepherds. I'm sorry what, Oh my gosh, I

541
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: didn't think I was going to go that high, but

542
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: I will. I'll do it. I'll trade you three German Shepherds.

543
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: They're still pretty young for the car. No, no, I

544
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: put on the no trades ring. Oh my gosh, got

545
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: some baseball cards. I don't really care. I'm actually going

546
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: to visit to a show. If you want to come

547
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: see it, you're more than welcome to Got a first

548
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: generation I found Yeah good, Yeah, it's three thousand dollars.

549
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: If you want to make an a comin the first

550
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: generation iPhone, my gush is not worth three thousand dollars.

551
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: I like to vote a confidence though, But all that combined,

552
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: I think is three German shepherds, got some baseball cards,

553
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: got a first generation I phone, all yours? If I

554
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: can just get that car from you? No, sure, sure,

555
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm not trading anything. It's three thousand dollars. I got

556
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: soft hands, moisturize. My gosh, what did you say? Said

557
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: got soft hands? You can use them for the car,

558
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That's sure? Thank you say

559
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: you reckon me uncomfortable right now, and let's really just

560
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: make I'll make you feel better if you let me. No, no,

561
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: and don't call me. I'll tell you it's a prank

562
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: phone call. Then, Oh my gosh, oh yeah, this is

563
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

564
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: on you. Oh my oh your friend Brian set you up.

565
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Okay, Bryan,

566
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: your buddy Brian said you were selling a car on

567
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: Gregs and getting all kinds of weird calls people wanted

568
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: to trade things. Yes, I have, and that is probably

569
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: the weirdest ones. So anybody offered you three German shepherds

570
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: in some soft hands, yet no one has. Oh gosh,

571
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, did Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio.

572
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: All Right, before I bring the dude on for today's

573
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: first date follow up, I have to go around the

574
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: room and ask a question adult Braces. Hot or super

575
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: hot Alex or not? Not? Not? Okay, I'm seven, I

576
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: think hot, I think super hot? Yeah? Sup. Well, Beck

577
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,959
Speaker 1: is on the phone for a first date follow up

578
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: today and he thinks he's not getting a call back

579
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: from a girl named Angela because adult braces. Oh isn't

580
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: that right, Beck? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm hoping it here.

581
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: At least you're getting the fixed Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but

582
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: I think that might be the reason why I'm not

583
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: getting a call back. Okay, Braces, we'll get to that

584
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: in just a second. Before we talk about the reason

585
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: you think you're not getting a call back, tell us

586
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: about the girl you want to call today. Her name's Angela. Yeah. Yeah,

587
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: so her name's Angela. We aout times? Oh okay, yeah following. Yeah,

588
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: so this isn't a first date follow up, it's a

589
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: fourth day follow up, Like Alex said, Yeah, No, we've

590
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: we've we've been getting along really well and I was

591
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing her again. And she's kind of

592
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: like just ghosted me. Okay, So how long has it

593
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: been then since your date? Two weeks? Oh? Wow? Okay, yeah,

594
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: we've been um man, We've been out for two awesome dates.

595
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: We got along really well. I thought things were going great.

596
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: We kissed the end of the night and wasn't just

597
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: a peck, you know, it's a full on makeout session. Wow.

598
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: So the first and second date obviously went well. You

599
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: had a third date, So is there something that happened

600
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: on the third date? Dude, I've been I've been trying

601
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: to rack my brains, like, trying to figure it out.

602
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: I picked up the first two checks. I didn't okay

603
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: for the last one, I thought that was kind of like,

604
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: you know, fair like I don't know. I think that's

605
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: your answer. There you go. Do you think that's so

606
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: on the first couple of days, because it is weird

607
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: that all of a sudden she stopped talking to you

608
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: after your third date. Something definitely happened on that third date.

609
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: She all won't know, broke ass man, And is that

610
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: the only thing that was different is the fact that

611
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: now did she pay for it all? Yeah? Yeah, she

612
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: paid for it? Okay. Well that's fine though, Like I'm

613
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: okay with like women paying sometimes, Like I don't think

614
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: it's the man's deal, like to to every single time

615
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: pay for your dinner date. Yeah, and it's a third date,

616
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: and if you've paid for the first two, it's appropriate.

617
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, I mean that's exactly what I thought.

618
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was fair, and I picked up the

619
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: first two, she'd be up the third, and then then

620
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: she just kind of got cold after that, like after

621
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: she paid. Yeah, okay, maybe it was a test, you know. Yeah,

622
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: if someone's going to pick up a check and I

623
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: know they're going to pick up a check, yeah, I'll

624
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: always do the whole Oh I'm reaching from my wallet,

625
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: so then you put that back. This is what I mean.

626
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Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you share that, you know that little dance. Well,

627
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: so Jubil and I are married, and when we first

628
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: started dating, like we would both go back and forth.

629
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Speaker 1: That's good. That's how it should be. It should it

630
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: really should, because I don't get why it's up to

631
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: the man to pay every time. I really don't get

632
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: that theory. People in the world want equality and you

633
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: can't just have it in some things and not And

634
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: I agree, I do agree. I agree quality and full

635
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: situations exactly. So she got different to you after paying

636
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: the bill. Yeah, she just kind of like closed up

637
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: and just didn't She didn't really. She seemed like distracted

638
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: and just not really wanting to spend a lot of time,

639
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: and the lack of making out was definitely. Yeah, after

640
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: the last date. Then, how many times have you tried

641
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: to hit her up? I said, three tax messages and

642
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,959
Speaker 1: I called twice. Okay, And how much had you talked

643
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 1: before then? Every day? Yeah? That's yea weird. That is weird.

644
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: Are you guys friends on social media? Yeah? Yeah, I

645
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: mean we're friends on social media. I even left the

646
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: comment the other day at something, but she didn't she

647
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: didn't acknowledge it. Yeah, she's not commenting back on social

648
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: media and not getting back to you on the phone.

649
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: She's definitely not trying to talk, right. She has done

650
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: with you. Email mentioned something about braces though, I mentioned

651
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to be getting in visi line. But that's

652
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can think about. Is everything

653
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: else is going great? Huh Okay. I mean that's weird though,

654
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: because I call him see braces turning someone off? You're

655
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: trying to make your teeth better. Yeah, I mean, my

656
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: teeth aren't all jacked up right now. I just want

657
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: to get them a little straighter. And it's just in Visilene.

658
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: It's not a huge headgear piece. I was just gonna say,

659
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: it's in Visilne, not braces. Yeah, you know, all right,

660
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, and then call her

661
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: and figure out why she has suddenly blown you off

662
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: after three days? Okay, all right, all right, we'll do

663
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: it next. It's a jewel show. It is super duper,

664
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: extra deeper, super confusing when someone blows you off after

665
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: you guys have been out on a couple dates. Yeah,

666
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: that's really weird. Yeah, when you're dating someone and after

667
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: i'd say two dates. You're dating at that point, right,

668
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: maybe three days? No, okay, maybe that's why I've been

669
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: blown off a lot after two dates. For me, that's

670
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: marriage already, I guess. But I feel like you've gone

671
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: out going were three dates and then all of a

672
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: sudden they stopped talking to you. That's always like a weird,

673
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: confusing situation because you have no idea. You're like, why

674
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: did you spend so much time with me? Right, don't you? Yeah?

675
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: I mean I guess they spent enough time to know

676
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: they didn't like you, and Beck, who's on the phone

677
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: right now, might have had that happened to him. Beck,

678
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: are you about ready to call Angela? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

679
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm ready, all right, And just to refresh heverybody his

680
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 1: memory if he missed the first part of today's first

681
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: date follow up. Beck and Angela have actually gone out

682
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: on three dates. The first two, he said, were great,

683
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: and then on the third one something happened and for

684
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: some reason he's not getting a call back now. They

685
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: actually kissed after their first two dates. He didn't even

686
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: get a kiss after the third date, and it's been

687
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: two weeks and he's heard nothing. He thinks that maybe

688
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: it's the fact that he had her well she offered,

689
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: he said, but she paid the bill. Yeah, that's a

690
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: bad place to stop. Or the fact that he's going

691
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: to be getting bracest coming up. Maybe that turned her off.

692
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: So we'll find out what line it's not the same.

693
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna doll her phone number right

694
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: now and see if we can get her on the

695
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: phone and figure it out. Where you okay? Great? Thanks?

696
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: Yet here we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak to

697
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: Angela speaking? Hey, Angela, how are you? This is the

698
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: Jewil Show? Who is this the Jubil Show? Oh okay,

699
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well, my name is Jewil.

700
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: The Jewil Show is a radio show, so I said

701
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: by me. That's wife Alex fat English Evan helloo. And

702
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: those are the three people on the phone with you

703
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, Hi, Hi. And the reason that we're

704
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: calling you today is that we got an email about

705
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: you from somebody who listens to our show about me.

706
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: What is it? Well, it's it was a really nice email,

707
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: said a lot of great things about you, about your personality,

708
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: you were glowing. Oh no, we got an email about

709
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on our show where

710
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and

711
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: then end up ghosting them, they can email us to

712
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.

713
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: And you've actually been on a few dates with this

714
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: dude and then you just stopped talking to him. Oh okay,

715
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: So so Beck emailed you. Yes, yeah, Beck emailed us,

716
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: told us how you guys have been out a few times,

717
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: thought everything was going great. Also told us how you

718
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: have just stopped talking to him for like two weeks

719
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 1: and he's wondering if you could tell us what's going on. Sure,

720
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: do you want to or not? I mean not really,

721
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: but he just wants to know because he's super confused.

722
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 1: You know, like, you guys went out a few times.

723
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: He said that you guys made out, had awesome two dates.

724
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: The third date was going well and then all of

725
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: a sudden, your mood changed and no kiss at the

726
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: end of that date. And you haven't talked to him since.

727
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: He obviously knows that he screwed up. He just wants

728
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: to know how. I mean, yeah, we did have a

729
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:14,760
Speaker 1: really nice couple of dates. Um, that that is true. Um.

730
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: The third date, though, just ended on a bit of

731
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: a weird note and just kind of told me something

732
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: about him that I didn't want to know. Okay, what

733
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: was that? I'm glad I know. It's the braces. No,

734
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: it's not the bracest Okay, Oh no, I had braces

735
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: for god, I had braces for four years and then

736
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: I had them off and then I had the knack

737
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: on again. Oh no, it's not the BRACESTI line, it's

738
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: not even bracest exactly. That's what we said. That's what

739
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: we said to him too. But he said he was

740
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: racking his brain and couldn't think of any any reason

741
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be calling him back, And he thought maybe

742
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: the that he was getting INVISI line turned you off.

743
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: So it's not the bracest, No, it's not. Okay, what

744
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: is it? Then we're dying to know. Um. Well, at

745
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: the end of the date, I reached for my wallet

746
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: and paid the check. That's fine. Yeah, No, And he

747
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 1: made this really weird comment. He said, oh, I guess

748
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: I'm not your sugar day anymore. I was just like,

749
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: that's not what this is. And I just really didn't

750
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: like that comment and it was just a little grossly

751
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: insensitive and I'm just I'm not that. He said he

752
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: paid for the first two dates and you paid for

753
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: this one. And he also said that he knows your

754
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: mood changed after the bill, So that's why then he

755
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: didn't tell us he made that comment, by the way,

756
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: about being your sugar dad. Yeah, that definitely changed my mood.

757
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: I mean, how could it not. Yeah, that would probably

758
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: be a turn off for me as well. Really, yeah,

759
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: I mean I do think that the guy and the

760
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: girl should split it, you know, going back and forth,

761
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: But to say that that's just weird, Like is he older?

762
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: I think he's like five years older than me. Like,

763
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: it's not like you're a sugar baby or something. It

764
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: made like our kissing sound transactional and and kind of growth.

765
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: Is there no chance that he was being sarcastic or joking?

766
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a bad joke. I know how we

767
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: can figure that out though, Yeah, m okay, how's that. Well,

768
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening and wants to

769
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: talk to you. We can just ask him. Wait, he's

770
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: he's on the phone, he's been listening. Yep. I should

771
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: have told you that. Yeah, here told me that, Hey,

772
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: it's your sugar daddy. What's up? Angela? She didn't like that. Yeah,

773
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: like that? Beck, No, no, I know I was just

774
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: saying it. Now, Um it was a joke, Like it

775
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: wasn't Yeah, I wasn't being serious when I said it.

776
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: I mean, something tells me that it wasn't a joke,

777
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: And you're just trying to do damage control now, So

778
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: I just need a little clarification. It was really it

779
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: was really just a joke, like I'm I don't make

780
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: enough money to be anybody shoot daddy, but hey, you

781
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: could be my sugar Mom, if you want, I mean,

782
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: you know, well, we could go that route. Okay, Um,

783
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: I mean fair enough. I just really want to make

784
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: sure that you know I'm clear about things. If if

785
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: it really was just like a bad joke, I you know,

786
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: we can. We can give this one more shot. Let

787
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: me ask you, then, Angela, would you like to go

788
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: on another date with Beck? We will pay for it.

789
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: We'll be both of your sugar daddy. Um sure, sure, yeah,

790
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: I think we can. I think we can do that.

791
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, but no, no kisses for you guys.

792
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I didn't think you're gonna I didn't think

793
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: Beck you were gonna be able to turn around. I

794
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 1: thought she was done with you for sure. Hey, you

795
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: guys didn't go on a day with me. I'm I'm

796
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: a fun guy when I'm not making a bad joke. Okay,

797
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: Let's let's give it another try and we'll see how

798
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: it goes. Because sobationary period, they'll not fully solved. Jubils

799
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: First Day follow up The Jubils Show on demand only

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