WEBVTT - Mis-Unconventional 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:16.720 Misspelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. We just got 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:21.759 back from Steelcon and steel Con is a convention. I know, 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:24.759 there's so many types of conventions. This is an autograph 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:30.159 signing convention where different places they rent convention centers in 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:35.120 different cities and for three days straight they jam pack 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:41.440 as many people into one building as possible and line 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:46.800 up boots and rows of celebrities. Different cons have like 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:51.839 different niche things. This one was kind of well, it 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.400 was all of my nine O two one zero cast, 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.400 So it was a blend of like reunions because there 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:01.640 was us, there was breakfast club, and then there's also 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:06.479 like horror things, which you know is my jam Oh 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.480 my god, you guys. It was a reunion of Theilma 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:14.800 and Louise so, Gina Davis was there, Susan Sarandon. They 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:19.640 look gorgeous anyway, I digress. So they shove you all 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:23.040 in this building for like I don't know, a weekend, 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.759 which there's no beginning, middle or end. You just go, go, go, go, go, 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.520 go go, And we're grateful because all the fans are there. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:36.440 But it's just like in out, in out, you have selfies, 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:40.119 you have autographs. They bring you gifts. Here's the thing. 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:44.560 The people that run conventions they also you know, they 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:48.080 have money to make, so they also as kind as 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:51.000 they are. It's a moving, well oiled so you hope 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.120 machine at these conventions, and you got to keep your 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:58.360 lines moving. Now, you probably could have figured this one. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.080 I talk too much. But I talked because I'm a 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:05.880 people person and I like people, and I'm Tory. I'm 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:10.720 a self professed hugger. Yeah, so I can't even fathom 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:13.960 people coming up into my line and being like, all right, 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:14.760 here's your autograph. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:15.320 What do you want? 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:18.840 You know, here's your name by I would never do that, 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.120 And I know people probably make a lot of money 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.520 just coming you know, they get people in and out quickly. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.960 But I'm a talker. I'm doing better. I'm working on 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:32.200 it to split the difference of the give and take. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.000 But I like to hug all my fans and talk 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:37.359 to my fans and make it a personal experience because 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:41.200 I like, hey, look what I got. One fan made 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:46.360 me this and it's my misspelling zippy cup. Is that 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:51.400 a thing? Yeah? But ironically she was like, okay, she 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.040 knows I like a good two two for one. Uh 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.640 so you got misspelling on this side, and then she 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.400 was like, she didn't say if she goes when Andy 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.760 finally puts you on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.480 you can turn it to that. I mean, I think 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:09.680 I get asked that question, probably right up there with 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.240 what was it like to grow up in a fifty 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:16.240 six thousand square foot mansion? I didn't really grow up there. 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:17.960 I moved there when I was sixteen, so I was 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.120 literally only there for two years. But yeah, it was rad. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.760 That's my rehearsal answer, and I'm sticking to it. 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:24.440 Oh. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.040 The next one's like, uh, you look good and is 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:30.600 it true you've had all that plastic surgery? And oh no, 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.480 Actually what they say is, oh my gosh, you actually 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:38.400 look pretty in person. Huh. I always say thank you, 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.000 but I'm like, I gotta tell you, I'm not sure 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.480 how I'm supposed to take that thank you, not thank you? 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:48.960 I look like fucking ass on TV? Cool anyway, And 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.600 why aren't you on the real house So I have 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.240 said Beverly Hills, and I'm like, I don't know. Once 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.600 I asked Andy Cohen, who I love and I've known forever, 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:02.320 been on a sow many times, and he was like, yeah, 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:04.840 we keep getting this question. I was like, so, Andy, 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:08.880 what's the answer, and he's like, I don't know you 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:13.640 and the real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I just I 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.400 can't see it. And I was like, wait, he goes, 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.159 do you know any of them? I was like, every 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.560 single one of them I'm friends with and have known 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:24.719 forever and have a history. But whoa wasn't I like 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:28.880 the og Beverly Hills, Like, I don't understand what I 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.800 really want to say to him, and I've I'm a 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:35.159 little passive aggressive, so I'm like, huh, all the fans 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:39.000 ask Andy, I don't know. I mean whatever, That's fine. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.880 What I wanted to say, is is it because I'm broke? 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:47.800 Let's be real here, Okay, Ruth, I'm sorry, organize me. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:52.200 So you brought your own merchandise to steal con and 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:55.600 that was I'm not shaming you. That's what you're supposed 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:59.680 to do, except you were a little last minute about it. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:03.240 We say, I had asked you do you have merchandise, 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.600 and first you said yes, it's being shipped, and then 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.120 it turned out it wasn't being shipped. 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:11.200 And you, guys, she's a filthy liar. This is not 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:17.279 how the convo went. I probably somehow passive aggressively or not, 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:21.159 was like, every here's what I love to do, and 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:25.720 rile her up. Everybody, I'm talking about my nine o 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:29.159 two one oh friends are bringing their merch and I 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:34.080 don't have merch. And you said this is my first time. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.640 I'm a newbie. It is. She's never been to a convention. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:41.000 Are you scarred for life? 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.679 We'll game that very scarred on another level? 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:48.159 Cool, welcome to my world. No, no, no, you know 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:51.240 what it is. Brian, Brian Austin Green. Brian got me 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.080 riled up and was like, what do you what do 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.480 you sell your merch for? T shirts? 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:56.880 Da da? 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:01.240 And so I, being me, flew into a panic. It 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.159 was like I didn't think this one there was merch 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.440 being done. Oh my gosh, but wait, Jen's gonna have 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.080 her merch line. Oh my gosh, Brian's now bringing it. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:15.279 What am I gonna do? Let's not panic. I always panic. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.240 So you know about storage, you know about the lockers. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.320 So the two that we save so far, there was 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:26.839 a box and UH got the wrong box because there's 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:31.600 different boxes of Donna Martin graduates T shirts. Now, you 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:37.040 guys listen, they're not the best. You know. They were 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.280 one of those things where you go online and it 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.000 was like you pick a T shirt, you pick the font, 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.560 they're basic. They're basic, which you guys know, I am 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:49.560 not basic. So it was the wrong box, and it 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:53.960 was there's multiple boxes with multiple sizing and this one, 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:57.320 which is great, but it was you know, it doesn't 0:06:57.360 --> 0:07:01.039 it's not for everyone. Was the box with and two 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:02.679 excel nothing else. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.640 By getting them to Pittsburgh. 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.040 Rthana it's a shit show here. And she's like, well, 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.720 I call this a Wednesday and I was in your 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.040 life and I was like, oh, yeah, given. But I 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:18.320 was like, I have my books that we got out 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:22.240 of storage, one of my books, the last one, spelling 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:24.720 it like it is, and a box of T shirts 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:29.120 and Ruth Anne says, just grab the kids, like luggage, 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.200 and I was like, what luggage, It's all in storage. 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.080 Like I don't even know what you're talking about. She's like, 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.120 grab a Duffel bag, anything you could find, and I 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:39.760 was like, uh, pigeon carrier, Like I don't know. In 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:41.920 my garage, I don't have what you need me to have, 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:45.240 but I do have a pigeon carrier and a chicken carrier. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.520 Oh and a chicken incubator. But it's a whole other story. 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:53.800 So I of course did not do that. And yeah, 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:56.320 I just kind of grabbed the box and I was like, okay, 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.320 we'll just tape it up. At the airport, I grabbed 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:04.760 six books, six books, because in the long run, hey, 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:08.680 this is a business six books. What the hell is 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.800 six books going to do for us? Nothing? But I 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.240 grabbed six It was all I could grab. We were 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:19.840 going to crush it on book sales. And away I 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.120 went to the airport. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.080 So the plan had been that we were going to 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:29.320 fly with just carry on to ensure that we didn't 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.880 lose anything. And when Toy showed up with the giant 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:37.920 cardboard box that was falling apart the merchandise, we just said, 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.920 okay that we can check and if it doesn't make it, 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:41.680 it doesn't make it. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.680 The og plan was I was going to take my 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:52.559 ginormous Tory Poppin's bag aka my fake YSL bag, which 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.800 I don't even know why, but every time people are 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.920 like love your bag, I'm like it's fake, and I'm like, 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.000 what is wrong with me? Just say thank you? Like, 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:05.040 why do I have to say it's fake? Yeah? I 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.040 like to help out, so I always say here, here, 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:10.800 go on Instagram, here's the best place. The stuff's really good. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:14.439 But anyway, I feel the need to But rescued from 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.040 the storage unit is something not fake. It is my 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:23.800 og Balenciaga bag that I've had for twenty years. I'm 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:28.560 going to retire the Tory Poppins bag. And you're like, 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.600 why do you call it Tory Poppins. Well, let me 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:35.000 tell you, because anything and everything is in that bag. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.000 If there's a crisis, I got it, like band Aids 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:42.160 got it. At one point, I found a diaper in there, 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.600 and you know what, Bo seven hasn't worn diapers in years. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:51.239 Why it's in there, I don't know. Oh my god. 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:57.160 One time at band camp, one time when bo still 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:00.800 was wearing diapers, I had to pee really bad. I 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.280 was stuck on the one oh one, which is like 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:06.400 our craziest freeway here, and I was like, I'm not 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:09.480 going to make it home. So I literally reach back 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.800 and my Tory Poppin's bag and I'm like something, Please, 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:15.800 got something? And I went through and I'm like, ah, 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:19.560 a diaper and I literally put like on a diaper 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:22.280 and pissed in my pants in Bow's diaper. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:24.360 That's brilliant. 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.440 It really comes in hand to you guys. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:33.640 So we manage somehow to get through security and into 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.800 the claw and. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:39.240 What you thought I'd get caught. Actually I'm always the 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.679 one that gets pat it down. Not mad at that, 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.840 but it's always me and things always show up in 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.040 areas where I'm like, it just makes me wonder that 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.480 when I had my breasts and plants put in like 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:56.440 what's in there? Because it always dings it always and 0:10:56.480 --> 0:11:00.760 I'm like, h are they my tits? And they're always 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.679 like do you have anything in there? And you're bra 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:07.720 perhaps I'm like no, they always go off if you 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.720 don't know. I am terrified of flying, but actually you 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:15.079 have to admit I've gotten better. So my dad was 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:19.760 not just a fearful flyer. He did not fly. My 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:24.360 dad was in World War Two coming back and he 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:27.520 lived grew up in Texas. They landed and they were 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.200 in New York. He had to take a flight to Texas. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.920 He couldn't get on the flight. He had bronchitis. The 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.679 doctor said no, he didn't get on, and there were 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.640 no phones back then and he was so poor, like 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:41.120 he literally like hitchhiked like back and got back to 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:45.640 Dallas and the plane crash and everyone on it died. 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:47.920 And his mom had been told that he was on 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.000 the flight. And he always would say, I pulled up 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:54.600 to my street on Browder Street, and there were cars, 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.320 and he said, we were so poor, like there was 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.400 only cars when there was like a funeral or something, 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.160 or a wedding, what was going on. There were cars 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:07.240 lighting this street. And my dad was Jewish, and they 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:11.160 were sitting shiva, which is you know, they all congregate 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:16.040 and mourn the loss. So he said. His mother answered 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:19.679 the door, saw him and fainted, and when she came 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:24.040 to Grandma Pearl, she said, promised me he was eighteen, 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:27.160 you'll never fly again. He never flew again, passed that 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:31.240 on to me, terribly fearful of flying. Never took my 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.680 my first flight. I actually didn't fly till I was eighteen. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:36.160 And it was a nine O two one zero thing 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:41.679 where we all did this radio thing and this big contest, 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:45.240 and in exchange we didn't get paid, we got a 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:51.360 trip to Hawaii and we did these multiple years. And yeah, 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.640 so I was eighteen. I was with Shannon. I was 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:58.320 with Gabrielle and we got on the plane and I 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:02.240 was just like sobbing, hysterical. Who do you think held 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:07.079 my hand and got me through it? Gabrielle? Of course, Andrea, 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:11.200 you know, very much like her character, she will she's 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.679 the mother and the nurturer. And so anyway, that was 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:17.440 my first flight. And I've been telling this story for 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.080 years that I'm terrified of flying. I have been known 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.880 to single handedly like freak people out on a plane. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.960 I scream and cry so loud that people that say 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.440 they have never in their lives been fearful of flying 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:36.360 have full blown panic attacks and cannot breathe. And when 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:39.480 I'm like, you get a xanax, you get a xanax. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:41.839 You know, it's like you know Oprah under your seat, 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:46.240 like no, no, no, no, no, that's happened. Anyway, I think 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.720 I was just conditioned to think it was my fear, 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:53.400 and I think perhaps it wasn't ever my fear. I 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.600 took it on and made it, you know, my fear. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.160 It was almost like a connection to my dad, and 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.120 it was like, see, I'm just like him. I'm just 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:04.080 like him, which I am in many ways. But how 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:07.960 about the good ways, like creatively and produce sorely, but 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:11.839 the fear. Recently, I've been like, I'm so scared and 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:14.240 then I check myself. I'm doing this new thing. Sorry, 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:18.280 you guys deal with me like, gut check, let me 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:22.640 check internally is this what it is? And then I'm like, nah, 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.480 I don't feel it anyway. I was good, right, I 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:25.960 made it. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:26.800 You were really good. 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.800 Actually, I've been more and more impressed every time we fly. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:34.120 But we did have a kind of mean flight attendant. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:35.880 Oh do you remember? 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:41.720 Yeah? Sure do So I'm a people pleaser. I really 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.640 I'm trying to work on this, but I really want 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:48.480 people to like me, and that's like ingrained in me. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.360 We all have jobs to do. We're trying to get 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.520 through our work, and I always feel it's really nice 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:58.400 to take a moment and acknowledge. I always I always 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.360 look and I'm like, you know what, just what's gut check? 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.960 What is something about this person that just instantly I 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:10.480 find appealing attractive? I love those ear rings. It's all true. 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.600 I don't make up lies, but it's whatever I'm drawn to. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.240 I feel it's important to kind of take a moment 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:20.040 and ask how their day is and acknowledge things like that, 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.160 and it usually works. You guys, I'm not gonna lie. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:27.440 I mean, they're usually like throwing the warm nuts at me. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:32.920 I'm so nice this woman. I acknowledge her purple glasses 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:35.840 and I said I love glasses, which I do, and 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:39.720 I said, I love yours, and I love purple. And 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.760 she was nice, but she wanted nothing, nothing to do. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:46.240 She was like, in your seat, here we go. She 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:51.360 was by the books. And after we had what was 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:56.120 it one? We had one drink? Yeah, and we went 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:58.800 back up to get another drink, and would she say she. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.240 Cut us off? We had one drink. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:06.120 It's an overnight flight, you know, I don't think it's unusual, 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:10.160 having the luxury of flying first class if you like 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.920 to have a drink or two to relax, to have 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:13.840 a drink or two. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:15.640 And she basically said no. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:20.760 She said, no, no, no, no, we've had complaints already. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:22.600 You guys are loud. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.360 They'd barely taken off at that point. 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:29.200 I get excited, like I'm with my friend. We are 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:34.680 catching up. And when I get passionate, you guys, I do, 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.680 my voice does raise. So I had nothing to do 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:38.560 with alcohol. 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:40.160 It was ridiculous. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.560 I feel I kind of feel like she targeted us 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:45.000 and really was not a fan from the minute we 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:45.880 got on that plane. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:49.280 Remember she came around with the snacks and she was like, 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.920 only one, can only have one. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:56.200 She set up a selfie stand, you guys. She sat 0:16:56.280 --> 0:17:01.760 in her seat and she put her blank on, she 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:06.520 had her food, she put her phone there. And I 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:10.200 even went back and I said, I was scared to 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:14.480 ask for water. Don't worry. Still the same old me. 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:17.159 It wasn't for me, it was for ruth Ann. I 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:19.960 was like, I don't want water. Uh, And I said 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:23.440 I can get the glass and she was like I 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.640 felt that nervous that I was like, may I help 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.600 you in the galley? May I do this for you? 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.560 Because she was like, I gotta get She wanted to 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:35.720 get back to her show she was watching. So we 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.080 didn't sleep on the flight because I can't sleep on flight. 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:42.520 So because I'm scared sometimes going to conventions you have 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:46.520 other celebrities. I've been known to literally get off a 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:51.480 plane because I am super like stitious and I'm like, no, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:56.160 I'm just weird. And I got off a plane once 0:17:56.280 --> 0:18:00.280 because Michael Bolton, this is like twenty years ago, Michael 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:04.600 Bolton was on this flight and I saw him get 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:06.320 up to get off, and I turned to my friend 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:11.280 and I said, follow that man, fall those luscious locks 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:17.119 from behind. Uh, you gotta fall him off And he 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.320 said what are you doing? We have to get there, 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:22.760 and I said no, this is a sign, like, uh, 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.200 this will be the story that Michael Bolton was fine. 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:30.320 Tory spelling went down and like, yeah, but if it's 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:32.920 like a weird mix of celebrities, I'm not gonna lie 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:36.320 like I might be a little judgy of the celebrities. 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:38.920 I might be like, you know, is it a list? 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:41.040 Is it d list? Like what kind of celebrity is 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:43.960 on here? I overthink it and I'm like, because that 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:46.880 would imagine. So it's either going to go this way 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.600 like oh, this person was on this flight and it 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.080 didn't make it, or it's going to be like these 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:55.760 random celebrities were together on a flight and they didn't 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:59.320 make it. So either way, screwed. But yeah, I followed 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:03.000 him off that planet and didn't look back anyway. I 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:04.920 didn't sleep on the flight, so we flew all night 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:10.280 and then got to Pittsburgh and my merch was lost. 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:16.200 That big box that you lovingly taped up for got 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:20.720 a really long time. They couldn't find it, and I said, 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:24.520 leave the merch It's like JANKI it's not even good. 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:27.360 I'm not even proud of it, like it's fine, we'll 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:30.400 move on. But they found it. Eventually it came out 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:33.880 and I'm like, oh, it keeps coming back. Can't get 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:39.160 rid of it if I try. Anyway, we made Pitts 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:39.800 box and. 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:42.680 Merchandise haunted us for the whole weekend and we got 0:19:42.720 --> 0:19:44.720 it upstairs the hotel room. 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:48.280 Beautiful hotel they put us at for steel Con and 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.760 we closed our eyes for what an hour. 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:56.200 Maybe an hour, so we're like, hurry, hustle, we gotta 0:19:56.200 --> 0:19:57.280 get up, we gotta get there. 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:01.320 It's starting. And the box. We had to get the 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:03.600 box down. Anyway, I get in the van, I get 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:07.840 there and I'm with Brian Austin Green. Anyway, I get 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:10.400 there and I was like, oh my god, the merchandise. 0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:13.080 I was like, how much did you bring? He's like 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:17.320 I didn't bring merchandise. And I was like, are you 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:21.000 with me? I was like, you got me all riled up? 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:23.880 So I had to get that as storage. I don't 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.119 even have. It's a proper box. It's not even the 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:30.080 right ones. And he was like, I didn't rile you up. 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:32.720 And I was like, oh, you've riled me up for 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:37.720 thirty three years. Of course you did. Uh anyway, didn't 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:40.320 even need it, didn't need it? How me in we 0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:42.200 sell three? 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:45.480 Well, it wasn't even that the Uh remember we took 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:48.520 an uber to get there, and the merchandise ended up 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:50.920 on the shuttle and then they couldn't find the shuttle 0:20:51.720 --> 0:20:54.680 and they couldn't find the merchandise, and you were busy 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:59.280 signing autographs and hugging people, and I was panicking trying 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:03.520 to find the box of merchandise, which finally arrived. And 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:06.480 then I think we sold a total of maybe sixty 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:07.680 shirts in one book. 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:11.640 Oh we sold six. I thought it was three. Cool. Anyway, 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:15.000 it was a really great experience, you guys. I loved 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:18.359 seeing all the fans. My fans are so nice. I 0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:22.359 got presents. I have this beautiful bracelet that I have 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.240 not taken off that have has all my kids' names 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:32.560 notes that I'm going to read. Okay, So there were 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:36.600 uh merch booths at the convention where you could buy 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:39.879 stuff which you don't know this about me because I 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:43.240 spared you. But I like to when I have a 0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:47.879 moment which is never run and go through all the 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:50.480 merch stuff and then like buy stuff from my kids 0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:53.399 because they have really cool stuff, a lot of horror stuff. 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:55.720 I'm into horror. My kids are into horror, just like 0:21:55.960 --> 0:21:59.080 iconic movie stuff. Like you know, I'm always like, oh 0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:01.520 my god, what do you have from Goonies out on it? 0:22:02.000 --> 0:22:03.960 Like you know, I just like things from the eighties, 0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:07.159 like anyway, my childhood. Oh my god, somebody came up 0:22:07.200 --> 0:22:11.000 with a T shirt called uh it's like a really 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:13.960 I love all really bad horror films. And there's one 0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:17.960 from the eighties called basket Case. Oh my god, someone 0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:21.560 had the best basket case T shirt. I loved it. Anyway, 0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:25.560 A big part of this convention was not just nine 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:28.879 o two one zero, but it was a big horror 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:32.600 convention too. And I was in Scream two and Scary 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:37.720 Movie two, which was a parody of horror films, so 0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:40.000 there were a lot of people that wanted to do 0:22:40.160 --> 0:22:43.800 scream stuff, which I was super grateful. And then I 0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:47.480 got to reconnect with Heather Graham because she and I 0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:51.639 were both in Scream two. And played a part of 0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:56.040 the movie within the movie called Stab, which I played 0:22:56.280 --> 0:23:00.439 Sidney Prescott Nev Campbell's character all based on because they 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:05.040 made fun of me in Number one. Anyway, so Heather 0:23:05.160 --> 0:23:09.200 Graham and I did a STAB reunion and took pictures 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:12.000 with a lot of people. And so Heather and I 0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:14.720 were taking a STAB photo and all of a sudden, 0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:19.040 within the line, like everyone's like lined up, but Heather 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:21.000 and I are standing there and we're looking, we're looking, 0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:25.320 and then one ghost face is in line, and of 0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:30.520