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Speaker 3: I had no idea, Like, physicologically.

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Speaker 2: Physicologically, just tackle the mic again, Okay, let's just start over.

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Speaker 3: Physicological, logically, I need to be recharged myself.

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Speaker 1: Right, So physiologically you didn't.

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Speaker 4: Realize I didn't realize that men could pee sitting down?

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Speaker 1: Well, how do you think that we go number two?

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Speaker 3: You don't pee, You guys could. But like you're not peeing.

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Speaker 4: You give a mission, right, you have something to do,

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Speaker 4: you have a goal, and that's that's to go number two.

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Speaker 3: That's different, Different things are happening.

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get into like potty stuff. I'm

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Speaker 2: really not. But when you do that, don't don't. Don't

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Speaker 2: Why would that be different from men? So we would

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Speaker 3: And then yeah, okay, see that makes sense if you're

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Speaker 4: But would you just go number one? Yeah, number one,

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Speaker 2: I don't think I know anyone, hopefully whose wives make

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Speaker 2: and this is something else that I'm learning this morning. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I guess when you live with a man, because you

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Speaker 2: all three of you claim this is an issue, there's

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Speaker 2: Even when I'm in a relationship and there's someone in

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Speaker 2: So I'm not leaving little drip grabs here everywhere, right

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Speaker 2: right right, I'm not doing I'm not doing it as

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Speaker 1: Why don't you go to my house right now?

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Speaker 2: And I didn't know you were going, And you can

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Speaker 1: Ye give me the.

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Speaker 3: Key and the key to your car, because you go.

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Speaker 1: Into my house, you have to drive my car over.

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Speaker 4: It righted a pay in bath with a magnified less inspecting.

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Speaker 3: But see, I believe you, though, I truly believe you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think you like when you aim you

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Speaker 2: Say, when you use it your public urinal, there's always

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Speaker 5: And I'm like, why you get because the urinal is

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Speaker 1: This doesn't happen. It doesn't happen.

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Speaker 2: There's my house far away, getting closer. It doesn't happen.

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Speaker 2: Someone to exit a boot camp. We would sit to pee,

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that until I saw my best friend

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Speaker 3: I dumped her swear word I didn't hear cut?

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Speaker 1: Just you know what I mean, I could do that

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Speaker 5: I mean nothing, really, I mean it's it's I mean,

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Speaker 5: I guess I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely yesterday and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go now.

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Speaker 7: You just did not want to right, we have the room.

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Speaker 7: I love what you called me. I don't think I

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Speaker 7: know something's on fire.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, well no, that's the thing. I don't pick

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Speaker 1: up the fire. If the phone rings.

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Speaker 2: If I called you, there's something to discuss, like otherwise,

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Speaker 2: I'll send you a text and it will be short

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Speaker 3: Oh no, yours.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes it's too long, like what I had to

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Speaker 3: I didn't tell you yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what comes to mind for you guys.

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Speaker 2: What is surprised you guys over the years about living

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Or like why they like you guys always want like

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Speaker 4: home cooked meals and stuff versus a girl dinner. Because

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Speaker 4: when I was by myself for single, I could just

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Speaker 4: eat whatever, like a little bit of crackers, put that

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Speaker 4: on my plate, right, Make a little zucchini something just

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Speaker 4: a zucchini like something just really quick with some hot sauce.

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Speaker 3: It was my thing, yes, And then now zucchini again,

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Speaker 3: zucchini zuchina, I love it. But with Hobby, he can't

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Speaker 5: It just doesn't worry all of us, Like I would

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Speaker 5: need a side, and then we probably need like some

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Speaker 5: sort of bread or potato. Right, I'm like a mom

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Speaker 2: Someone texted, I used to date a guy that had

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Speaker 2: to be completely naked to go number two. I've done

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Speaker 2: that before. Apparently he had to be comfortable and relaxed

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Speaker 2: doing that is if I and I often do this

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Speaker 2: that stuff out to where a shower is at least

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Speaker 2: on the game plan.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm very strategic about that. Mike does the same thing.

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Speaker 1: He has a shower after.

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Speaker 2: Like if I go home and it's like, okay that

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Speaker 2: schedule and be like, all right, well i don't have

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Speaker 2: anything to do until I go to the gym. Then

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Speaker 2: I go to the gym, and then I'm going to

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Speaker 2: take a shower, so I'm good until I won't see

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Speaker 2: anybody until then, so we're all set. But like, if

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Speaker 2: is a shower to follow. And the worst possible scenario

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Speaker 2: is if you don't think you have to and then

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Speaker 2: and you realize you have to and you're like, damn it,

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Speaker 2: because then not like what if I'm going on a date,

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Speaker 2: you know, and it's I'll shower again, because you know, if.

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Speaker 3: It's not a ghost poop, I can't be caught off guard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. I can't be caught off guard.

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Speaker 2: Like I can't have this situation where I'm at the

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Speaker 2: well you want to go back to mine, and it's

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Speaker 2: like I wasn't ready for this.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: For my friends and I, like we all have this

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Speaker 6: shared experience of our men using our expensive shampoo and

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Speaker 6: husbands was like, yeah, it just.

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Speaker 3: Smells really good.

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Speaker 6: So I started using it as body wash, Like they

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Speaker 6: don't know how expensive is. Like my boyfriend is brownie.

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Speaker 6: He was using my purple blonde shampoo and.

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Speaker 2: He has his own Champo needs to learn how to read,

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Speaker 2: because yesterday it was he's taking suppositories in his mouth.

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Speaker 3: Well those weren't in the jar, so that one's but.

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Speaker 2: How about we read before he puts them in her mouth?

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Speaker 2: And then like he's using purple hair. Uh, it was

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Speaker 2: shampoo on his knew he was using it. I'm not

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Speaker 2: putting anything. I read this, even if I'm to I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to use purple hair shampoo.

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Speaker 1: If I don't have purple hair, I'm not going to.

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Speaker 3: Do going to do anything to you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that, so I'm not going to do it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna read the bottle because what if

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Speaker 2: I actually mix up the nair bottle. What if the

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Speaker 2: Nair bottles just hanging around and before long got chunks

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Speaker 2: of hair coming out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I just I like to look at what I'm putting

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Speaker 2: on my body before I do it. If it doesn't

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Speaker 2: apply right, Yeah, I don't know what the thing is.

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Speaker 2: I'm not just popping it in my mouth or putting

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Speaker 2: it on my hair or my body.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not well.

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Speaker 6: Again, he thought it was a magnesium not suppository.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't take anything out of your jar period that label.

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Speaker 5: I can't get over it exactly all day yesterday. I'm like,

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Speaker 5: I'm not just taking random stuff. I'm not using random

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Speaker 5: stuff unless I.

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Speaker 1: Know what it is.

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Speaker 3: Thought he knew what it was, but he clearly didn't.

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Speaker 1: But there's no way to be sure that's not in

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Speaker 1: a bottle. Thank you.

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Speaker 8: It's a surprising thing, though, how freely men will use

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Speaker 8: women's products.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying, I won't.

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Speaker 3: I never will use some of these products.

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Speaker 8: Like I never let me put on his deodorant, like

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Speaker 8: he will use my deodorant, Yes, with my lotion, he

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Speaker 8: will pick it up.

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Speaker 3: You guys need to All my friends men do the

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Speaker 3: same thing.

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Speaker 6: And it's like that was over one hundred dollars shampoo

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Speaker 6: and you're just like putting it on your body.

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Speaker 3: Stop it.

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Speaker 5: That's wild, like you have We are two men that

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Speaker 5: live together and we have separate shampoo, body wash, your

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Speaker 5: like different brands, different.

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Speaker 3: Signs, like different locations.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, adoring random substances in my hand and putting them

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Speaker 2: on my body unless I look to see what they're

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Speaker 2: all breed.

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Speaker 6: You don't pee everywhere, you know?

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Speaker 1: It just seems kind obvious.

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Speaker 3: I don't know your gender.

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Speaker 2: Man. Men get shrinkage when they swim in the pool.

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Speaker 2: That was surprising to women. I guess it has to

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Speaker 2: do it the temperature.

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Speaker 1: Again. Let me see here. My mom used to.

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Speaker 2: Tell me not to use this is a dude, I'm

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Speaker 2: nate My mom used to tell me not to use

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Speaker 2: her shampoo and conditioner because it was for girls and

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Speaker 2: it would turn my hair green. Because I'm a boy.

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Speaker 2: She didn't want me to use her fancy shamboo and conditioner.

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Speaker 3: Was she smart?

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Speaker 2: I was embarrassingly old before I figured it out. See

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Speaker 2: there you go, that's that's very smart.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going to do that. Have your partners ever

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Speaker 3: used your toothbrush?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I almost broke. Yeah, I might have to wear some.

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Speaker 1: Of the guys I had. I had a girl do

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Speaker 2: We were in a hotel and she wasn't expected to

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Speaker 2: be there and she just I see her brushing her

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Speaker 2: with you? And she's like, no, I the one that

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Speaker 2: was in your thing. And I was like, I realized

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Speaker 2: that we were just very close to one another. But

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Speaker 2: I wasn't between your teeth, right, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like get the activities took place where unspeakable moments ago.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, I mean that's different than my plaque.

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Speaker 2: It really can we just.

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Speaker 5: We have the same like power toothbrush and I have

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Speaker 5: them labeled like one has an M, one has a J.

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Speaker 5: So there is no room for error.

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Speaker 8: He almost broke up in Mexico over this over international border.

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Speaker 2: You know, I threw that thing. I threw that toothbrush away,

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Speaker 2: went and got another one. Yep.

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Speaker 3: But he had to go find me another tooth brush.

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Speaker 8: But he had to go downstairs and by at the

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Speaker 8: little bar, and.

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Speaker 1: He went to the bar.

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Speaker 3: Right we were about to break up over that.

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Speaker 1: He went to the bar and got you another toothbrush.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but you guys do like other and that's what

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Speaker 3: he said.

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Speaker 2: He's like, come on, but there is a difference between

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Speaker 2: what is between my teeth.

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Speaker 1: And in my mouth almost.

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Speaker 9: Well, I'm not going at all detailed, but I know,

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Speaker 9: and I'm not a German phoe, but that even gross.

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Speaker 9: That is gross because it's literally like a device that

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. It's not necessarily I'm putting it

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Speaker 1: in like and the other.

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Speaker 2: Activity is we're practicing to procreate in the world. That's

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Speaker 2: a necessity. It has to be done. You don't have

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Speaker 2: to use my toothbrush. We have to practice procreation. We

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Speaker 2: have to and we have to get good at it.

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Speaker 2: It's imperative. Yes, you don't have to use my toothbrush.

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Speaker 2: That's the grounds determination man. Thank you, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: I wish you'd best in your future endeavors. That's what

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Speaker 2: I said to this person. I said, you can go now.

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Speaker 2: I switched the hotel key out. She knocked on the

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Speaker 1: And that was the end of it.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, you owe me, you know, seven

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