WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: It's A Fall World After All + Boujee & Busted 

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to it. Double dose. Cause you asked for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Every Saturday we're giving you back to back.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't overdose.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Cause we can be a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That is. So doctors are listening.

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<v Speaker 1>We can be a lot. You're right on that one.

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<v Speaker 6>But for the maniacs who want to hear two back

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<v Speaker 6>to back second date classics, we've got you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's about to start. But first comments.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan McDonald said, love your guys' show.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm doing a master's in structural engineering.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, cool.

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<v Speaker 6>And I think I'll have to mention your show in

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<v Speaker 6>my acknowledgements for keeping me sane through my research. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, it's always amazing to me that smart people listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this show.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 9>Isn't that interesting?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just thinking of all the structures in the world

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<v Speaker 5>and how he designed them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did them all.

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<v Speaker 10>Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>You're right.

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<v Speaker 8>You're right.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to go, McDonald.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Here we go. Your back-to-back classics start now.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead of fighting it, It's better to just accept the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that we're all going to have embarrassing things happen

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<v Speaker 3>to us on dates.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Whether your zipper's down or you accidentally forget your date's

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<v Speaker 3>name or accidentally spill a tub of raspberry yogurt down

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<v Speaker 3>your pants in the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>What the heck?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you accidentally ask the waiter for a spoon

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<v Speaker 3>to get it out.

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<v Speaker 8>Ew.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, waste not, want not.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you.

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<v Speaker 3>Accidentally try and share it with your date.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>But, you know, it's... Those are mistakes, and embarrassing moments happen.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many steps on that one.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's got to be real bad, though, when

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<v Speaker 3>a carnival worker makes fun of you for what happened

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<v Speaker 3>to you on his ride.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a new low.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the case for one of our listeners recently,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's not even ashamed. He just feels lucky to

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<v Speaker 3>be alive.

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<v Speaker 10>What?

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to hear what happened in your second date

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<v Speaker 3>update next.

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<v Speaker 9>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Where did you have the worst first date of your life? Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a big question. I know for Brooke, it was

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<v Speaker 3>at a Chuck E. Cheese when she got ditched in

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<v Speaker 3>the ball pit by her cousin's scooter. He said he

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<v Speaker 3>was coming back with pizza for both of them, but nope.

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<v Speaker 3>She got out and found him in the arcade playing

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<v Speaker 3>whack-a-mole with himself.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, wait.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, how old were you.

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<v Speaker 2>At Chuck E. Cheese on a date?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't judge Scooter.

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<v Speaker 1>I started young, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>One of our listeners, Henry, says he had his worst

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<v Speaker 3>first date happen recently at a carnival.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, same.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, very similar to my experience.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll hear about that. Henry, welcome to the show, man.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, man. Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this ball pit related?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 8>It wasn't the ball pit.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll get into the details of what happened at

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<v Speaker 3>the carnival. But first, tell us about the girl that

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<v Speaker 3>you went out with. Who's she?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, her name's Kylie, and she is freaking gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right when you said Kylie, I was like, nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there an ugly Kylie out there?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, there's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Ugly Kylie's, text in to 78592. Reveal yourself. We need

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<v Speaker 3>to know that you're out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. She's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 8>She was gorgeous, man. So we met on the dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>And they show up, and you think they're not really

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<v Speaker 8>going to be as gorgeous as they were in the photos,

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<v Speaker 8>but she was 100%. So right off the bat, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 8>all right, this is going.

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<v Speaker 10>To be good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay. So that makes you excited, not nervous.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, totally. I mean, the average nerves, but I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 3>So what did you guys do together at the carnival?

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<v Speaker 8>So I figured neither of us had been to a

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<v Speaker 8>carnival since we were kids, and let's go be kids.

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<v Speaker 8>Let's go play.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah!

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<v Speaker 1>It's a cute date idea.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, it's open to a lot of, like, funny

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<v Speaker 6>moments and also romantic moments. Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and that's exactly what both of us thought until

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<v Speaker 8>we get there. And I don't know if you remember

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<v Speaker 8>clearly the carnivals from when you were a kid, but

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<v Speaker 8>all of the people that work there are kind of,

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<v Speaker 8>they look sad. They kind of look like they're in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually noticed that as a child as well.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to get on their level.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not an easy job. It doesn't seem like a

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<v Speaker 1>fun job.

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<v Speaker 10>No.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, carnies have a stereotype, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would that ruin your date, though?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, it's just a weird environment when you're trying to

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<v Speaker 8>be on this first date and you're throwing baseballs at

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<v Speaker 8>a milk jug that's being run by some strung out

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<v Speaker 8>neighborhood crackhead.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a lot of.

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<v Speaker 3>I used this milk jug as a pipe 20 minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you at least smile over there while I'm winning

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<v Speaker 3>this giant teddy bear, please?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, come on, man. I mean, I'm paying you money,

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<v Speaker 8>so put on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, don't smile because I'm going to see all the

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<v Speaker 3>teeth that you're missing.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys! I mean, did you say stuff like that about

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<v Speaker 6>these people while you were on the date to her?

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<v Speaker 8>No, of course not.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course not.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>That is rude. We're kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be, like, the number one reason she wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be calling you back.

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<v Speaker 8>Honestly, the date was incredible. Like, we got cotton candy.

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<v Speaker 8>We're doing all these rides. And so this is where

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<v Speaker 8>it goes bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, you have to get tickets to go on

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<v Speaker 8>the rides. Most rides are five tickets per ride.

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<v Speaker 4>Some are ten.

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<v Speaker 8>Right. And at the end of the night, we're left

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<v Speaker 8>with three tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>And we're like, all right, well, what are you going

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<v Speaker 8>to do with three tickets? And there's this one rankety-looking

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<v Speaker 8>ride left that only costs three tickets called the Circle

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<v Speaker 8>the Seven Seas Upside-Down Pirate Ship.

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<v Speaker 6>The big pirate ships that go around in a circle

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<v Speaker 6>where it goes back and forth and back and forth.

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<v Speaker 8>So you're strapped in and you're both facing each other

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<v Speaker 8>and it's flipping over itself. And I'm a pretty skinny guy.

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<v Speaker 8>So maybe I didn't tighten it up enough, but I

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<v Speaker 8>started to slide through.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually scary.

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<v Speaker 4>It was terrifying.

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<v Speaker 8>I fell out of my seat. onto her and it's

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<v Speaker 8>still flipping and they don't see this. They don't stop

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<v Speaker 8>the ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God. Were you injured?

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<v Speaker 4>No, not really.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, my spirit.

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<v Speaker 5>Your pride is shaking up.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she injured?

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<v Speaker 6>I just imagine you, like, slamming into her as, like,

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<v Speaker 6>it flips over.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm sure you wanted to slam into her

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<v Speaker 3>at some point in the night, but not like this.

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<v Speaker 8>No, I was able to kind of keep my hands,

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<v Speaker 8>so I'm just bouncing at her, and she's screaming, and

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<v Speaker 8>I'm screaming.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it's the point of a ride, though, right?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a grilling. A little intense.

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<v Speaker 4>The worst.

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<v Speaker 8>Part of it was when it finally stopped, the carnival

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<v Speaker 8>dude opens the cage door and I come falling and

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<v Speaker 8>rolling out of it. And he just starts walking. And

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<v Speaker 8>I'm like, oh, the whole night was great until now.

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<v Speaker 8>So I'm trying to apologize. And I hear one of

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<v Speaker 8>these dudes say, well, that was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 3>Comfort the laughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's awful. That is terrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Like it happens a lot to them or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty emasculating for that to happen in front of your date.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and just the fact that I couldn't hold myself

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<v Speaker 8>in my seat. I felt like a little kid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not your fault. It's Gravity's fault.

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<v Speaker 6>It's that, you know, Harness's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not your fault.

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<v Speaker 3>A girl that just randomly be mad at you for something. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it is kind of his fault for choosing the worst

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<v Speaker 3>ride in the park.

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<v Speaker 6>You want to go out on the Ferris wheel so

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<v Speaker 6>you can calmly kiss on the top, you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Duh.

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<v Speaker 3>You said that she walked away after that was done. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>how did that night end?

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<v Speaker 8>We drove home in silence. I could tell that she

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<v Speaker 8>didn't want to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yikes, dude.

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<v Speaker 6>So you don't think it's like a red flag that

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<v Speaker 6>she wasn't concerned?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, I would have liked for her to have

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<v Speaker 8>said something, but honestly, I think she might have been

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<v Speaker 8>in shock just as much as I was.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, well, let's find out. Maybe she's had a

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<v Speaker 3>chance to calm down a little bit and process what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to call her and get your second date update,

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<v Speaker 3>find out why she's not calling you back. right after this,

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<v Speaker 3>all right?

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<v Speaker 10>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, hold on.

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<v Speaker 9>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>We're in the middle of a second date update with Henry,

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<v Speaker 3>who went on a date to the carnival with a

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<v Speaker 3>cutie named Kylie.

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<v Speaker 4>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 3>And they were having a really good time together. Minus

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<v Speaker 3>all the sad-looking carnival workers who were totally bumming him out.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad vibes, bro. The worst part happened on the final

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<v Speaker 3>ride of the night when Henry slipped out of the

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<v Speaker 3>restraints mid-ride.

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<v Speaker 6>Yikes.

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<v Speaker 3>And got rattled around the cage. Luckily, he's okay. But

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<v Speaker 3>the mood was definitely killed after that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Even the guy working the ride laughed when he stepped

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<v Speaker 3>out saying, that was funny. So, Henry, how bad are

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<v Speaker 3>you going to feel, though, if you find out Kylie

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<v Speaker 3>hooked up with that tweaker operating the ride?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 3>We've heard weird things happen on the show. Hopefully that's

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<v Speaker 3>not the case. No one is thinking that, Jeff. I

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<v Speaker 3>just thought it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's an option.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I hope that's not the case. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 8>she wouldn't have gone home with that guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you sure? Because I know Brooke would have. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a guy with a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but my name's Brooke. I'm not Kylie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Kylie's probably a.

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<v Speaker 8>He was into me. She was into me, for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. And on the bright side, you cheered up a

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<v Speaker 3>sad carnival worker for just a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You made his day.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Slapstick comedy. Still funny.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, well, good for him, but keep in mind, I

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<v Speaker 8>almost died in his age of death.

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<v Speaker 6>Almost.

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<v Speaker 1>But almost.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, almost.

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<v Speaker 1>It was worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>Age of death.

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<v Speaker 5>Sounds like another fun ride.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you texted with her at all, or has this

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<v Speaker 6>been no communication?

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<v Speaker 8>There's been zero communication. I texted Juan hoping she would respond,

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<v Speaker 8>and she has not.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hopefully let's get the communication back on track here.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to call her right now and see what

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<v Speaker 3>she has to say. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, is this Kylie?

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<v Speaker 10>It is.

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<v Speaker 7>Who's this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you mean you can't tell?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. She does not find it funny.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she probably doesn't listen to.

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<v Speaker 4>Our show, bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought maybe a second time might work. But no,

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<v Speaker 3>we're a morning show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, Kylie.

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<v Speaker 10>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's here. My co-host, Brooke, Jose, Alexis.

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<v Speaker 10>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 7>There's, like, what, four people?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, man, hot and good at math. I like you, Kylie.

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<v Speaker 3>We hear you're quite the catch.

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<v Speaker 7>Who told you that?

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<v Speaker 3>One of our listeners, Henry, who you went out on

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<v Speaker 3>a date with the other night.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 7>What exactly is this about?

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<v Speaker 3>This is about a segment that we do called A

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<v Speaker 3>Second Date Update, and we're hoping to get some answers

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<v Speaker 3>for why after... You guys went to the carnival together.

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<v Speaker 3>There's been no communication between you two.

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<v Speaker 7>Did he tell you about the carnival?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of it sounded really fun.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you had a great time.

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<v Speaker 3>The first 95% of the night went really smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you agree with that assessment?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 10>Maybe 94%.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Sorry. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't want to argue.

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<v Speaker 1>With the math whiz. But that's good. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty good percentage for a date.

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<v Speaker 7>The best part was the waffle cheese fries.

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<v Speaker 10>I'll tell you that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Just when I think you couldn't get more attractive, Kylie.

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<v Speaker 8>Did you have a turkey leg?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, don't answer that.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's not get into the food.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm going to ask all food questions.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're on a mission right now to try

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<v Speaker 3>and get some answers for why you're not calling Henry back.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is what we know. The part that went bad,

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<v Speaker 3>according to Henry, was when you did the last ride

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<v Speaker 3>of the night. Like the pirate ship called Circle the

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<v Speaker 3>Seven Seas.

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<v Speaker 7>The children's ride?

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<v Speaker 10>The what?

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<v Speaker 5>No, there was like a.

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<v Speaker 6>He described it as like you were locked into a

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<v Speaker 6>cage and you're both facing each other and then you flip,

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<v Speaker 6>like the cage flips upside down.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a different ride than what you just said. It

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<v Speaker 3>sounded pretty intense.

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<v Speaker 7>No, that's it. But it was a children's ride.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a teenage child or like a small child?

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<v Speaker 5>Like when they have the small, small roller coasters that

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<v Speaker 5>don't really do much kind of kid ride?

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<v Speaker 7>Like it was only two or three feet off the ground.

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<v Speaker 7>Like we only had like three tickets left to spend.

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<v Speaker 7>And you know it's not going to be a good

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<v Speaker 7>ride with three tickets left.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, wait, so it wasn't a scary ride?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're picturing something enormous that was like 40 feet

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<v Speaker 3>off the ground tossing you all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like the zipper that meets that

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<v Speaker 1>ship thing. And it's almost a Ferris wheel size or something.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, no, it was like six to nine-year-olds around this thing.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, was there a cage and restraints?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, there was restraints, but I mean, he wasn't even,

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<v Speaker 7>he was too big for them. Like, they couldn't even

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<v Speaker 7>attach to him because it didn't fit.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, that's not fair. Like, you guys went on the

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<v Speaker 1>ride together and the restraints didn't fit him.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, it sounded like it was a scary experience.

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<v Speaker 7>From what you're describing, you're talking about an adult ride.

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<v Speaker 7>This was not an adult ride. This was a child

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<v Speaker 7>ride moving like two miles an hour, barely two feet

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<v Speaker 7>off the ground. We were tilted at the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Tilted at the most.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 7>And then suddenly he slips out and randomly falls on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I get it. That is a bad one.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously a miscommunication here. Either he's not telling us the

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<v Speaker 3>whole truth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the one I'm leaning towards, Jeffrey. I'm leaning

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<v Speaker 1>heavily towards that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, let's take his restraints off from the phone

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<v Speaker 3>line and bring him on because I need to tell you, Kylie,

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<v Speaker 3>Henry's been on the other line listening this entire time

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<v Speaker 3>and wants to talk to you. Henry?

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<v Speaker 1>Henry.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you have to say for yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's kind of embarrassing, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, dude, you didn't tell us it was a

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<v Speaker 3>children's ride that you got hurt on.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad for you.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I don't.

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<v Speaker 8>You didn't ask me if it was a kid's ride

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<v Speaker 8>or not. It was scary to me.

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<v Speaker 3>The way you described it made it sound like this enormous,

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<v Speaker 3>crazy experience.

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<v Speaker 1>You had to apologize to her.

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<v Speaker 8>You guys go in this little bitty cage that you

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<v Speaker 8>hardly fit in and get... in circles like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds scary to me, bro.

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<v Speaker 7>Fun in circles? We were tilted to the left, barely.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh-oh, 27 degree angle. I have a bad equilibrium. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>a carnival isn't a great idea for someone with a

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<v Speaker 3>horrible equilibrium. Hey, I have vertigo.

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<v Speaker 6>I like how you were calling all the carnies creepy,

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<v Speaker 6>and it turns out that you were the creepy one.

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<v Speaker 1>I see why they laughed now.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, you guys are kind of getting mean over here

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<v Speaker 8>because I thought that y'all were trying to help me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you weren't being honest.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, you have to admit you just used it

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<v Speaker 6>as a way to get close to her.

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<v Speaker 8>Look. I can see how you all would have heard

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<v Speaker 8>this and thought that I was blowing it out of proportion.

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<v Speaker 8>But everyone experiences things differently and people get scared of

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<v Speaker 8>different things. True, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're sticking to that you were scared.

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 10>You were.

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 10>I was.

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<v Speaker 7>If you were so scared, why did you say you

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<v Speaker 7>wanted to do it again?

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<v Speaker 3>You wanted to go again?

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<v Speaker 8>Because I wasn't going to go out like that. I

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<v Speaker 8>wanted to prove that I'm tough and I'm a man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get right back on that children's ride

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<v Speaker 3>and show those five-year-olds who's boss.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to see me tilt to the left? I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tilt hard.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tilt back to the right even.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, she didn't want to get back on the ride. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Kylie, why wouldn't you give him another chance to reclaim

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<v Speaker 3>his manhood?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 7>I would have if he was crying more than the

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<v Speaker 7>seven-year-old who got off the cart beside of us.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, he really was crying.

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<v Speaker 1>He was actually scared. This whole time I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was a ploy to get close to you.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, my God. That's what we're saying. Thank you. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes when I land on top of people, I cry too.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's totally okay. And that's why I would love

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<v Speaker 3>to offer to send you two on another date. to

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<v Speaker 3>some place with no rides, maybe just a restaurant, and

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<v Speaker 3>we'll pay for it. Kylie, what do you say?

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<v Speaker 7>You guys would save a lot of money because you'd

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<v Speaker 7>probably order off the kids' menu.

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<v Speaker 3>I like how you think, Kylie. Is that a yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Go get some chicken tenders.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 8>Come on, Kylie. It'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 7>Um, your definition of fun is not mine.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, well, fine. Then I don't, I didn't, I didn't

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<v Speaker 8>want to either, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Kylie, he showed you.

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<v Speaker 2>You tell her.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I can't believe you're rejecting this man. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's tall enough to ride the ride.

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<v Speaker 3>Then what?

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<v Speaker 1>He may still cry.

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<v Speaker 8>I wasn't even crying that much.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a manly level of crying. Okay, I know

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<v Speaker 3>that this didn't happen with what we just witnessed, but

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<v Speaker 3>let's say that she did feel bad for him and

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<v Speaker 3>decided to give him another shot. How much you want

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<v Speaker 3>to bet outside the restaurant, he tries to prove his

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<v Speaker 3>manhood by riding one of those little mechanical ponies.

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<v Speaker 6>And then get scared mid-ride? Give me a quarter.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to own this pony.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. Someone take the reins.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone take the reins.

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<v Speaker 9>It attacked me.

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<v Speaker 6>Why would he ever pick a carnival to take a

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<v Speaker 6>date to if that's a serious fear of his?

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<v Speaker 2>Or just focus on.

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<v Speaker 3>The food or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't go to the ride section.

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<v Speaker 1>Do the milk jug thing again.

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<v Speaker 3>But, yeah, I think we all learned a lesson that

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<v Speaker 3>if you're an adult, just probably stay away from the kids'

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<v Speaker 3>rides in general, too.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Stick to the rides that are your own size. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that not the lesson?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's it.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, go to the kids, but just do it

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<v Speaker 5>by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I do.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't talk to the children.

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<v Speaker 5>In the kids section, not the kids. I mean, like

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<v Speaker 5>in the kids carnival rides by myself.

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<v Speaker 3>No one in this room should be allowed in a

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<v Speaker 3>carnival apparently ever.

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<v Speaker 1>How are we sketchier than the carny workers?

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<v Speaker 3>How did that happen? But anyway, if you ever want

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<v Speaker 3>some sketchy people to call the person who isn't calling

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<v Speaker 3>you back, we can be those sketchy people. Yay! Reach

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<v Speaker 3>out for a second date update for email. You can

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<v Speaker 3>also find all our second date updates up on our

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<v Speaker 3>podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 9>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>We've all been caught doing embarrassing things on this show before.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the most shameful, though, was back in 2016 when

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke stole Reese's pieces from our blind receptionist, Debbie.

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<v Speaker 1>She was not blind, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>She was blind, and Brooke distracted her by pushing a

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<v Speaker 3>box of pens off the counter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Brooke, you made.

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<v Speaker 1>A sound so she would get thrown off?

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<v Speaker 3>That is not true. Luckily, Jose's hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Jose's hand was already in the candy bin.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, thankfully.

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<v Speaker 3>Back when he was just pre-diabetic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke was caught. Oh, yeah, bro. I saw what I saw,

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<v Speaker 3>and this really happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, Debbie didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, bro. Debbie, if you're listening, because she got fired.

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<v Speaker 3>We're so sorry, Debbie. Hopefully you didn't lose your hearing, too.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I am yelling.

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<v Speaker 3>But today, one of the two people on the phone

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<v Speaker 3>gets caught in their own blind Reese's pieces. caper.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I bet she was so hungry.

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean? You're going to find out the

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<v Speaker 3>shameful thing that happened when you hear your second date

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<v Speaker 3>update next.

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<v Speaker 9>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke, you ever feel like you married way out of

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<v Speaker 3>your league? Like your husband is in the majors and

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<v Speaker 3>you're still playing little league t-ball? Oh my gosh. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that how you feel?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't feel that way.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like we are on the same level, but

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<v Speaker 6>I think he is amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're both t-ball. You're both at coach pitch. What?

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<v Speaker 3>Your husband is listening to this show right now. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to use the opportunity to compliment him?

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<v Speaker 1>By saying he married down? That is not a compliment, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>You do not know how to woo a man. Sorry, Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you. Why'd you choose me? That's what Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>wants me to ask.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. He appreciates that. I'm just saying it can

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<v Speaker 3>be a little bit intimidating when you feel like you're

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<v Speaker 3>dating up. But sometimes that gives you the chance to

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<v Speaker 3>rise up to the challenge and find that smooth talking relationship.

0:20:54.380 --> 0:20:57.399
<v Speaker 3>Casanova that's been hiding deep inside you this whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is. You're on the same level all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunately, that didn't happen for our listener, Grant. He fell short,

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<v Speaker 3>which is why he's on for a second date update now.

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<v Speaker 9>Why did you say all that then?

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<v Speaker 1>The backhanded compliments are strong today.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see how he feels. Grant, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>You say that now.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hang up if you want now, Grant, before

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<v Speaker 3>all this starts. Let's hear the story about your date.

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<v Speaker 3>Who did you go out with?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I met this girl, Ashley, online.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>And have you been doing a lot of dating lately?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I've been trying out the dating apps. I've

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<v Speaker 4>gone on a couple of first dates, but I haven't

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<v Speaker 4>really found anyone I connected with until this girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, until this girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Well, it's good you're being patient, too.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not just going out with everyone that swipes right.

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<v Speaker 4>If I'm being honest, a lot of uggos swipe right

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<v Speaker 4>on me, but I don't swipe back on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we still using that term?

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest. It's hard being everybody's type. I know

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<v Speaker 3>what that's like. Everybody wants you, but not everybody can

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<v Speaker 3>have you.

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<v Speaker 1>I can say you're not my type, right?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, Ashley is like everything that you are looking for, essentially,

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<v Speaker 6>is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's in a different league than the other girls.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we all know what you mean. Were you

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit intimidated by that?

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<v Speaker 4>A little bit, yeah. I mean, on her profile, she

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<v Speaker 4>had a few of these, like, really high-class pictures. Like, one,

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<v Speaker 4>she was on a yacht in a beautiful prep. Another,

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<v Speaker 4>she looked like she was in one of those owner's

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<v Speaker 4>boxes at a sports game.

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<v Speaker 10>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 6>And I feel like those are purposely put there to say,

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<v Speaker 6>this is what I expect.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, upper crust of society. She's either a real classy

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<v Speaker 3>girl or really good with Photoshop. So how do you

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<v Speaker 3>step up to the plate with a girl like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, I wanted to show her that I

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<v Speaker 4>am also worthy. I'm in that same league, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I am. just as much a.

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<v Speaker 3>Catch sorry brooke is yawning while you're telling your story

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<v Speaker 3>so you gotta get to the interesting part.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't mean to well you know i took her to

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<v Speaker 4>a really nice steak.

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<v Speaker 9>Restaurant okay okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I paid for her uber she accepted that oh that's really.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice i never thought about somebody doing that before they don't.

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<v Speaker 6>Do that oh yeah uber Yeah, like pay for an

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<v Speaker 6>Uber to come get you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I could see on the way home after

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<v Speaker 1>you spent the night.

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<v Speaker 6>No, they still don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to change your dating profile pics, Alexis. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>you're on a rowboat instead.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a yacht.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Did she appreciate those gestures?

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<v Speaker 4>She did. I mean, she accepted it and she thanked me,

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<v Speaker 4>which was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So, I mean, you've got to be nervous. What

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<v Speaker 1>was it like when you first saw her?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I was nervous. She was really pretty. She was

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<v Speaker 4>wearing this gorgeous dress. I didn't know what to say

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<v Speaker 4>to her. And I told her straight out. I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what to say to you. You're really pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's kind of cute. Is that a good line, Alexis?

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<v Speaker 3>Would that work on you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I like the guys that are a

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<v Speaker 1>little hard to get, not bad. You know, I like

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<v Speaker 1>insults more than that.

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<v Speaker 3>She wants you to be like, you're ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>She likes unhealthy relationships.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's sweet.

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<v Speaker 6>It's awkward and earnest and people like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, how did dinner go after the disaster start?

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<v Speaker 4>Dinner went fine. I paid for dinner, which I totally

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<v Speaker 4>didn't mind doing. And then when I asked if she

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to go grab dessert or do something afterwards, she

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<v Speaker 4>said she couldn't. She had another appointment that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, she had another date.

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<v Speaker 5>An appointment at night?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a date.

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<v Speaker 1>That's another date.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you believe her or does it feel like something

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<v Speaker 3>else is going on?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a weird thing to say. Yeah, I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't know what was going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you offer to pay for her next whatever date was?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that would have been the gentlemanly thing to do.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, women like that, maybe she was on some

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<v Speaker 4>helicopter ride around the city or something. I don't know

0:25:08.820 --> 0:25:09.700
<v Speaker 4>what she was doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you should have handed her a blank check and

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<v Speaker 3>be like, whatever it is, it's on me.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to offend you here, but maybe a

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<v Speaker 5>steakhouse and paying for the car is too boring for

0:25:20.630 --> 0:25:21.330
<v Speaker 5>someone like her.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's not classy enough.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like maybe you should have taken her to like

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<v Speaker 5>a gold mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just worried he's too nice.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you guys are putting too much pressure. Like,

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<v Speaker 6>I think that she just is dating a ton. Had

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<v Speaker 6>another date that night. She said thank you. Like, someone

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<v Speaker 6>who would just mindlessly do that, like would expect it,

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<v Speaker 6>wouldn't probably even say thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 5>That's true.

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<v Speaker 4>She seemed very nice. You know, very few people like

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<v Speaker 4>that are genuine on those apps. So she seemed pretty genuine.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great sign then. Do you feel like looking

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<v Speaker 3>back on the night, there was any mistakes that you

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<v Speaker 3>made or something that would have scared her off?

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<v Speaker 10>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I think I was kind of perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well.

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<v Speaker 6>That is quite the bold statement, sir, because you're on

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<v Speaker 6>the phone with us.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, that's why I'm on the phone with you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what the issue was.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the confidence.

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<v Speaker 3>I do. Let's call Ashley in just a second here

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<v Speaker 3>and ask her, why would you turn down Mr. Perfect?

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to do it with your second date update

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<v Speaker 3>right after this.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 9>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>We're in the middle of a second date update with Grant,

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<v Speaker 3>who isn't really a man of words. He's a man

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<v Speaker 3>of action. Yeah. I mean, it's good to be one.

0:26:41.420 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm neither. I'm just a man. But he's a man

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<v Speaker 3>of action. That's why he paid for everything at the

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<v Speaker 3>steakhouse with his date with Ashley. He even covered her

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:55.919
<v Speaker 3>Uber costs and complimented her appearance by saying, I don't

0:26:55.940 --> 0:26:59.080
<v Speaker 3>know what to say because you're so gosh darn beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes my mouth not work.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, he is kind of, you know.

0:27:04.410 --> 0:27:06.490
<v Speaker 3>Jose whispers that to me every single day.

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<v Speaker 2>It does. I do.

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<v Speaker 3>But, Grant, we never really asked you about your dinner

0:27:11.490 --> 0:27:14.649
<v Speaker 3>conversation while you sat down with Ashley. What did you

0:27:14.670 --> 0:27:15.470
<v Speaker 3>guys talk about?

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<v Speaker 4>We just talked about different kinds of things, you know,

0:27:19.630 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 4>like exciting experiences we both had, trying to impress her

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<v Speaker 4>with my bougie life.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really have a fortune in life? Aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>just making this all up?

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke, you talked about things. Can't get any fancier than that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she may not be calling you back because

0:27:39.540 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 1>you just weren't yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>She can tell.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you can't fake all of this.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just spicing up things I actually do and

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<v Speaker 4>making them sound a little bit more exciting and extravagant.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And for your information, I do have a bougie piece

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<v Speaker 4>of furniture.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, really? Yeah.

0:28:02.490 --> 0:28:04.850
<v Speaker 4>It's a footstool from Neiman Marcus.

0:28:05.910 --> 0:28:07.510
<v Speaker 3>Oh. Wow.

0:28:07.609 --> 0:28:09.290
<v Speaker 2>I hope that's not a thing you talked about.

0:28:09.510 --> 0:28:12.670
<v Speaker 6>What woman could turn that down?

0:28:12.859 --> 0:28:14.630
<v Speaker 1>Ready to leave my husband right now.

0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:17.540
<v Speaker 3>I think we've heard enough from Mr. Perfect Date.

0:28:17.580 --> 0:28:18.139
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:20.700
<v Speaker 3>We just need to call Ashley and see why she's

0:28:20.740 --> 0:28:22.739
<v Speaker 3>not calling you back. I'm going to dial it right now.

0:28:23.300 --> 0:28:23.820
<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:31.359
<v Speaker 10>Hello?

0:28:32.220 --> 0:28:32.879
<v Speaker 3>Is this Ashley?

0:28:32.900 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 10>This is Ashley. Who's this?

0:28:37.270 --> 0:28:41.510
<v Speaker 3>Well, if you couldn't tell, it's the Jeffrey from the

0:28:41.850 --> 0:28:44.170
<v Speaker 3>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning radio show. In the morning.

0:28:44.370 --> 0:28:45.170
<v Speaker 3>In the morning.

0:28:45.210 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, there it is.

0:28:46.130 --> 0:28:49.430
<v Speaker 1>You can't recognize like once and it goes to your head.

0:28:49.490 --> 0:28:50.730
<v Speaker 10>What is this about?

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:53.410
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there it is.

0:28:53.470 --> 0:28:54.810
<v Speaker 1>There it is, Jeffrey, always.

0:28:54.930 --> 0:28:59.050
<v Speaker 3>Okay, never mind. I am lowly Jeff, and we do

0:28:59.470 --> 0:29:02.270
<v Speaker 3>a very questionable segment on our show trying to help

0:29:02.350 --> 0:29:04.070
<v Speaker 3>out our listeners in the dating pool.

0:29:04.350 --> 0:29:07.590
<v Speaker 10>Okay.

0:29:07.790 --> 0:29:09.970
<v Speaker 3>You were swimming in the same pool as one of

0:29:10.050 --> 0:29:13.800
<v Speaker 3>our listeners named Grant. You had to look down and

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:16.720
<v Speaker 3>read his name. Well, I know him as Mr. Perfect,

0:29:17.140 --> 0:29:18.560
<v Speaker 3>so I forgot his real name.

0:29:19.810 --> 0:29:23.650
<v Speaker 10>Wait so you you talked to grant about our date.

0:29:23.290 --> 0:29:25.420
<v Speaker 3>Mr perfect yeah we talked about the date it's.

0:29:26.120 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 10>Weird that he would talk to you about that what.

0:29:28.740 --> 0:29:30.540
<v Speaker 1>Was your first impression of grant.

0:29:31.220 --> 0:29:35.390
<v Speaker 10>Well i well first impression was good but like i

0:29:36.090 --> 0:29:38.370
<v Speaker 10>don't know he's a little strange.

0:29:37.770 --> 0:29:42.500
<v Speaker 3>Oh he's straight you're by his perfection? Is that what

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 3>it is?

0:29:44.180 --> 0:29:44.740
<v Speaker 9>Wow.

0:29:44.760 --> 0:29:45.780
<v Speaker 3>Strange because nothing was wrong?

0:29:45.820 --> 0:29:49.420
<v Speaker 10>I don't know. I don't want someone perfect, but someone

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:52.640
<v Speaker 10>that can at least carry a conversation, you know?

0:29:52.660 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:57.200
<v Speaker 3>You weren't enjoying the conversation with Grant?

0:29:57.560 --> 0:30:02.010
<v Speaker 10>No, he would do this thing where like we'd be talking. And, like,

0:30:02.330 --> 0:30:04.610
<v Speaker 10>he would just go silent. Like, I didn't really understand.

0:30:04.630 --> 0:30:05.950
<v Speaker 10>What do you mean?

0:30:06.090 --> 0:30:09.229
<v Speaker 3>Well, he mentioned that you were really beautiful, and he

0:30:09.270 --> 0:30:12.390
<v Speaker 3>wasn't sure how to accurately describe your beauty. So he

0:30:12.430 --> 0:30:13.450
<v Speaker 3>was at a loss for words.

0:30:13.890 --> 0:30:15.930
<v Speaker 1>In the middle of a conversation, he was at a

0:30:15.990 --> 0:30:16.790
<v Speaker 1>loss for words?

0:30:16.810 --> 0:30:18.010
<v Speaker 3>Is that what you're saying?

0:30:18.050 --> 0:30:18.550
<v Speaker 4>It happens.

0:30:18.610 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you catch a glimpse of somebody gorgeous, and it

0:30:21.150 --> 0:30:22.470
<v Speaker 3>takes the words right out of your mouth. Why do

0:30:22.490 --> 0:30:24.180
<v Speaker 3>you think I haven't talked in 30 seconds? I keep

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:24.980
<v Speaker 3>looking at Jeff.

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:28.900
<v Speaker 6>Did it feel like he was nervous, and that's why

0:30:28.940 --> 0:30:30.280
<v Speaker 6>he was struggling a little bit?

0:30:31.180 --> 0:30:34.680
<v Speaker 10>No, it just, he would go quiet. Like, there was

0:30:34.770 --> 0:30:37.710
<v Speaker 10>a really weird moment where, like, it got really awkward

0:30:37.790 --> 0:30:41.690
<v Speaker 10>and we were just staring at each other. Oh, my God.

0:30:42.330 --> 0:30:45.090
<v Speaker 1>I hate that. I could feel that. Doesn't it just

0:30:45.110 --> 0:30:47.390
<v Speaker 1>make you, like, crazy a little bit?

0:30:47.630 --> 0:30:48.030
<v Speaker 9>I don't know.

0:30:48.090 --> 0:30:51.510
<v Speaker 10>He pulls out his phone and goes, I have to

0:30:51.530 --> 0:30:52.710
<v Speaker 10>double check my bank.

0:30:52.990 --> 0:30:53.670
<v Speaker 1>My bank?

0:30:53.970 --> 0:30:59.660
<v Speaker 10>And then he, like, He dials a number, and then there's, like,

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 10>a robot voice, and you can hear it. He put

0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 10>it on speaker. It seemed like he did it on purpose.

0:31:05.460 --> 0:31:06.380
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:31:06.420 --> 0:31:08.010
<v Speaker 8>To check his bank account?

0:31:08.030 --> 0:31:11.410
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, and then, like, it was a lot of money.

0:31:11.930 --> 0:31:15.170
<v Speaker 10>I don't know if he thought it would impress me, but, like,

0:31:15.210 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 10>this really loud... robot voice echo throughout the restaurant. And

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:23.930
<v Speaker 10>it was like, your current balance is something like $ 57, 000

0:31:23.830 --> 0:31:26.450
<v Speaker 10>or something.

0:31:26.470 --> 0:31:30.030
<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a good thing.

0:31:30.950 --> 0:31:36.600
<v Speaker 6>It sounds like she's not into him for money, Jeff.

0:31:36.860 --> 0:31:37.210
<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

0:31:37.230 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 10>He was acting like he was trying really hard to

0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:43.570
<v Speaker 10>pick it off speaker and But it didn't look like

0:31:43.590 --> 0:31:44.870
<v Speaker 10>she was trying that hard.

0:31:45.230 --> 0:31:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, where's the button? I can't find it.

0:31:47.270 --> 0:31:49.030
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's a giant speaker button.

0:31:49.230 --> 0:31:51.780
<v Speaker 1>I turned the volume up louder by accident.

0:31:52.060 --> 0:31:54.580
<v Speaker 3>Well, actually, he didn't tell us about any of that

0:31:54.800 --> 0:31:58.450
<v Speaker 3>stuff with the bank and the voice. And, you know,

0:31:58.530 --> 0:32:01.650
<v Speaker 3>maybe technology, you know, it's crazy right now. Sometimes it's

0:32:01.690 --> 0:32:03.540
<v Speaker 3>hard to figure out. Isn't that right, Brooke?

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Like phone calls are hard to figure out?

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 8>I don't.

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:09.760
<v Speaker 3>Because Grant's actually on the other line right now. And

0:32:09.820 --> 0:32:11.620
<v Speaker 3>if I could figure out this stupid phone, I would

0:32:11.640 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 3>put them on so that you two could talk to

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:15.070
<v Speaker 3>each other. Which button is it?

0:32:15.460 --> 0:32:17.710
<v Speaker 1>Oh, man.

0:32:17.870 --> 0:32:18.250
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:32:18.410 --> 0:32:18.870
<v Speaker 2>Hey, it worked.

0:32:18.930 --> 0:32:19.450
<v Speaker 7>I'm here.

0:32:20.370 --> 0:32:21.450
<v Speaker 8>Hey.

0:32:21.490 --> 0:32:22.170
<v Speaker 3>Hey, buddy.

0:32:22.930 --> 0:32:23.550
<v Speaker 9>Wait, wait.

0:32:23.950 --> 0:32:26.140
<v Speaker 10>He's on the phone right now? Yeah.

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

0:32:27.620 --> 0:32:30.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm on the phone. I'm a little taken aback

0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:33.540
<v Speaker 4>by what I'm hearing, though. Were we even on the

0:32:33.580 --> 0:32:34.180
<v Speaker 4>same date?

0:32:34.980 --> 0:32:37.709
<v Speaker 1>Wait, did you not do that, Grant? Did you not

0:32:37.750 --> 0:32:38.790
<v Speaker 1>call the bank?

0:32:39.430 --> 0:32:42.970
<v Speaker 4>Okay, that was taken a little bit out of context. Like,

0:32:43.150 --> 0:32:44.950
<v Speaker 4>the bank called me.

0:32:45.230 --> 0:32:46.820
<v Speaker 10>What contact?

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:50.520
<v Speaker 4>You know, like, the bank called me, and I... To

0:32:50.580 --> 0:32:54.790
<v Speaker 4>tell you your totals? I, you know, I, I tried,

0:32:54.810 --> 0:32:58.790
<v Speaker 4>I tried to turn off the phone and I, I

0:32:58.830 --> 0:33:01.370
<v Speaker 4>put it on speakerphone by accident.

0:33:01.470 --> 0:33:03.690
<v Speaker 3>You were trying to hang up.

0:33:03.830 --> 0:33:08.100
<v Speaker 7>You were pushing the volume up button.

0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:10.580
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't figure out how to hang it up. So

0:33:10.660 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 4>I was, You know, I was pushing the volume up

0:33:13.060 --> 0:33:15.220
<v Speaker 4>button to try and turn it off. Panic pushing.

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:17.459
<v Speaker 3>I'm with you. Whenever they took the home button off

0:33:17.500 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 3>the iPhone, I've been completely lost. You don't know how

0:33:20.860 --> 0:33:22.580
<v Speaker 3>many times I emergency dial.

0:33:23.020 --> 0:33:26.110
<v Speaker 6>Grant, she's telling you the best thing ever. She's like, hey,

0:33:26.170 --> 0:33:28.250
<v Speaker 6>I didn't care what was in your bank account. Like,

0:33:28.270 --> 0:33:30.510
<v Speaker 6>why don't you just own up to what you did?

0:33:30.670 --> 0:33:31.850
<v Speaker 3>Or it wasn't enough, Brooke.

0:33:32.150 --> 0:33:35.970
<v Speaker 4>You know, when it was announced, you know, not that

0:33:36.050 --> 0:33:38.170
<v Speaker 4>I meant for it to be at all, but when

0:33:38.210 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 4>it was announced, People looked kind of intrigued. They're like, oh, yeah,

0:33:43.550 --> 0:33:45.630
<v Speaker 4>he has a lot of money. This guy's a baller.

0:33:47.050 --> 0:33:47.830
<v Speaker 4>I am a baller.

0:33:47.910 --> 0:33:54.130
<v Speaker 3>And you say people were intrigued. Ashley, were you one

0:33:54.170 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 3>of those people?

0:33:54.820 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 10>No, you looked ridiculous. I don't know what you were

0:33:58.700 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 10>trying to do.

0:34:00.140 --> 0:34:02.460
<v Speaker 3>Grant, I think you have to be honest with Ashley

0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:04.420
<v Speaker 3>and with all of us. Did you bring up the

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:07.510
<v Speaker 3>bank statement on purpose or was that really an accident?

0:34:07.870 --> 0:34:08.670
<v Speaker 1>It's like, duh.

0:34:09.770 --> 0:34:14.270
<v Speaker 4>Okay, fine. Yeah, I kind of brought it up on purpose,

0:34:14.550 --> 0:34:19.290
<v Speaker 4>but that's irrelevant. That doesn't matter to the situation.

0:34:19.310 --> 0:34:23.029
<v Speaker 1>Grant, why, though? Do you feel like you don't have

0:34:23.070 --> 0:34:25.770
<v Speaker 1>enough to bring to the table unless it's money? She

0:34:25.830 --> 0:34:28.930
<v Speaker 1>liked you. She wanted to know who you are, not

0:34:28.969 --> 0:34:30.090
<v Speaker 1>how much money you have.

0:34:31.260 --> 0:34:36.860
<v Speaker 4>You know, she just emanated this, like, glorious beauty and class.

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:40.490
<v Speaker 4>And I wanted to show that I was in that range.

0:34:40.770 --> 0:34:41.750
<v Speaker 4>That's actually kind of cute.

0:34:41.870 --> 0:34:42.250
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:34:42.430 --> 0:34:44.270
<v Speaker 3>I think what it really comes down to is Grant

0:34:44.430 --> 0:34:46.920
<v Speaker 3>really likes you and is really nervous and kind of

0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 3>intimidated by you. So he doesn't know what to say.

0:34:49.670 --> 0:34:52.859
<v Speaker 5>And may have transferred his entire savings into his checking

0:34:52.910 --> 0:34:53.460
<v Speaker 5>just for you.

0:34:54.320 --> 0:35:03.620
<v Speaker 4>Oh, wait a minute now. That's not completely true.

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:05.439
<v Speaker 1>He had to keep a $ 10 balance.

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:08.450
<v Speaker 6>In the savings to make sure they wouldn't close it. Yeah.

0:35:08.770 --> 0:35:11.910
<v Speaker 3>But, uh, Ashley, we would like to send you and

0:35:11.950 --> 0:35:14.779
<v Speaker 3>grant out on another date and, You don't have to

0:35:14.820 --> 0:35:16.759
<v Speaker 3>worry about money at all because we'll pay for it.

0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:17.400
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:20.380
<v Speaker 4>And if you're wondering, Ashley, what I'm going to do

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:24.020
<v Speaker 4>with that money on, I'm actually saving up for a

0:35:24.100 --> 0:35:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Porsche right now. Pretty nice one.

0:35:26.500 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 8>Oh, nice.

0:35:28.260 --> 0:35:28.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.660
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she cared. She doesn't. She still

0:35:31.700 --> 0:35:32.319
<v Speaker 1>don't get it.

0:35:32.340 --> 0:35:33.549
<v Speaker 3>But Jeff and I care.

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:33.969
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:35:34.050 --> 0:35:34.470
<v Speaker 10>Hey.

0:35:34.690 --> 0:35:35.090
<v Speaker 4>Ashley.

0:35:35.510 --> 0:35:37.690
<v Speaker 3>If you don't say yes to this date, some people

0:35:37.730 --> 0:35:39.629
<v Speaker 3>in this room are going to steal it from you.

0:35:39.670 --> 0:35:40.430
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, we are.

0:35:40.489 --> 0:35:42.149
<v Speaker 6>I mean, he's going to have zero money in the bank,

0:35:42.210 --> 0:35:43.700
<v Speaker 6>but he'll be driving a nice car.

0:35:43.739 --> 0:35:45.060
<v Speaker 3>Ashley, what do you say?

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:50.040
<v Speaker 10>First of all, I wasn't wondering. Oh, my God. I

0:35:50.060 --> 0:35:52.330
<v Speaker 10>don't know. You just don't seem to understand, so it's

0:35:52.350 --> 0:35:53.250
<v Speaker 10>going to be a no for me.

0:35:53.270 --> 0:35:59.270
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I should repeat, it's a really nice Porsche.

0:35:59.290 --> 0:36:00.340
<v Speaker 8>What Porsche is it?

0:36:00.390 --> 0:36:02.950
<v Speaker 3>Did the second time win you over, Ashley?

0:36:03.770 --> 0:36:04.330
<v Speaker 10>No.

0:36:04.930 --> 0:36:07.340
<v Speaker 5>You could be at a Porsche with a bunch of

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:08.580
<v Speaker 5>gift cards that we give you.

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:10.759
<v Speaker 3>No one would have any money for gas, but I

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:12.140
<v Speaker 3>guess who cares?

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:13.380
<v Speaker 1>You'd get some cute pics in it.

0:36:13.460 --> 0:36:14.500
<v Speaker 3>That's true.

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:17.620
<v Speaker 4>If you're driving around a Porsche, it doesn't matter how

0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:18.400
<v Speaker 4>far you go.

0:36:18.420 --> 0:36:18.580
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:36:19.210 --> 0:36:20.250
<v Speaker 4>You own a Porsche.

0:36:22.310 --> 0:36:23.810
<v Speaker 3>That should be their new tagline.

0:36:24.390 --> 0:36:25.270
<v Speaker 1>Yes, a Porsche.

0:36:25.330 --> 0:36:27.029
<v Speaker 3>Throw it on a trailer.

0:36:29.050 --> 0:36:30.390
<v Speaker 9>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:36:30.410 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Man, how sad of a world that we live in

0:36:35.660 --> 0:36:40.109
<v Speaker 3>now where if you're bad at dating. money can't even

0:36:40.170 --> 0:36:41.290
<v Speaker 3>get you a second date.

0:36:41.410 --> 0:36:45.310
<v Speaker 6>I thought you were just going to say that everyone

0:36:45.350 --> 0:36:48.510
<v Speaker 6>assumes that women want money, which isn't true, Jeffrey.

0:36:48.550 --> 0:36:51.730
<v Speaker 3>Back in our day, they would. What happened to the

0:36:51.810 --> 0:36:54.770
<v Speaker 3>early 2000s where money could buy you anything and anyone

0:36:54.810 --> 0:36:58.009
<v Speaker 3>that you wanted? Yeah, money equals power, bro. Even my

0:36:58.090 --> 0:37:00.569
<v Speaker 3>Aunt Pat has an OnlyFans account, so I can't even

0:37:00.590 --> 0:37:02.430
<v Speaker 3>get her a decent Hanukkah gift anymore.

0:37:02.450 --> 0:37:05.180
<v Speaker 1>She can afford it herself? Is that what you're saying?

0:37:05.280 --> 0:37:06.700
<v Speaker 2>Or you could subscribe.

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:06.820
<v Speaker 5>To her channel.

0:37:06.840 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 3>That'd be a nice gift. I can't even afford that.

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:13.100
<v Speaker 3>It's just, it's sad that you can't buy people's love anymore.

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:17.240
<v Speaker 3>That's the true but depressing lesson that at least I've learned.

0:37:17.320 --> 0:37:20.180
<v Speaker 1>I think you're being sarcastic, but sometimes I wonder.

0:37:20.380 --> 0:37:22.779
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I'm pretty sad. I wonder too. I wonder,

0:37:22.820 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 3>are people getting too principled now? Or is everybody rich

0:37:27.340 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 3>except me? Oh, well, questions.

0:37:30.219 --> 0:37:32.470
<v Speaker 1>Alexis is definitely not as rich as you.

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:32.940
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true.

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:34.350
<v Speaker 1>No, but you can also still buy my love.

0:37:37.030 --> 0:37:37.270
<v Speaker 4>All right.

0:37:37.290 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe there is hope out there. And if you

0:37:39.820 --> 0:37:41.560
<v Speaker 3>want a little bit of hope, email the show. We'll

0:37:41.580 --> 0:37:42.919
<v Speaker 3>call the person who isn't calling you back.