Speaker 1: Second day. I think most of us when we go
Speaker 1: out on a date, like to keep it pretty traditional.
Speaker 1: One place, two people, twelve Margharita is a piece who
Speaker 1: like that, you know, classic, But there are some daring
Speaker 1: thrill seekers out there who like to mix it up
Speaker 1: and entertain multiple people all at once. Everybody's into it.
Speaker 1: Good on you, man, I couldn't handle that. We have
Speaker 1: one of those talented multitaskers on the line right now
Speaker 1: for a second date. His name is Anthony. So, Anthony,
Speaker 1: how many people you juggle that night? More or less
Speaker 1: than sixteen? WHOA? How talented are you the square of that?
Speaker 1: I'm only at about four? Okay, okay, one for each appendage.
Speaker 1: That's admirable. Still, I was gonna say, I like to
Speaker 1: be able to drink more like you know, No, continue
Speaker 1: too much for me. I'm thinking about our garritas and
Speaker 1: then people and yeah, so four people? Which one of
Speaker 1: them are we calling? Or are we going to teleconference
Speaker 1: this thing? Make it a party? Well, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: hook back up with someone named Mallory. Okay, up, wi
Speaker 1: you dog? You are you in a relationship with the
Speaker 1: other two people you were out with? Then it's all casual. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: so Malory's the one we're calling. Tell us more about her.
Speaker 1: I met as I do most of them on and Appy.
Speaker 1: Yeah weird. Is this like a group dating app? Or
Speaker 1: we went to a really nice restaurant? Oh cool? So
Speaker 1: you want to do impress to her? Yeah, we're in Italian,
Speaker 1: I'm talking light tablecloths. What were you expecting to get
Speaker 1: out of this date? Like? Were you looking to start
Speaker 1: something more than just a casual thing? I mean, that's
Speaker 1: that's kind of the that The hope is that it's
Speaker 1: going to go that way for sure. Okay, And it
Speaker 1: was going that way to start. It was going super well.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of drinks, the conversation was flowing,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I guess her neighbor shows up.
Speaker 1: This woman sits down, and well she didn't sit down
Speaker 1: right away, mallarry insisted she joined our table. Oh she's
Speaker 1: the one that invited the other people onto your date.
Speaker 1: That seems a little awkward. How did you feel about that? Well?
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. It was kind of happing my style.
Speaker 1: Everything was going so well. It is weird that you're
Speaker 1: at a fancy Italian restaurant and suddenly there's a third
Speaker 1: person at your table. It's not like you're at a bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what happened, That's what I thought. Well, the neighbor sits down,
Speaker 1: she finds out we're on a date. Immediately she starts
Speaker 1: talking about all her worst dates. Oh, thank you for
Speaker 1: setting the tone exactly. Well, maybe that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's like, oh, I've been on some bad dates before,
Speaker 1: so this is actually nice. Maybe she's until I showed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well then I had to hear a bunch of stories
Speaker 1: from now his past date. But it was okay, there
Speaker 1: was I mean, there was a couple of stories that
Speaker 1: were actually pretty entertaining. Okay, were you participating in this
Speaker 1: conversation or was it just Malory and her neighbor and
Speaker 1: I'm imagining hanging out. You know, I was being port
Speaker 1: I was being conversational as possible. But the worst part
Speaker 1: of it was you asked if the neighbor was attractive.
Speaker 1: She was. She was an older lady. But her son
Speaker 1: showed up as well to join her, and he sat
Speaker 1: down and he was a super good lucking guy. So
Speaker 1: now it's you, your date, her neighbor, and her super
Speaker 1: attractive son. At this time, and they all know each other.
Speaker 1: Third cousin walks around the corner. Do we ever get
Speaker 1: alone time with just you and Mallory the person you
Speaker 1: meant to go out with, or does it ever go
Speaker 1: back down to one? Do you ever? Well? We did,
Speaker 1: but only because the neighbor lady is a nurse and
Speaker 1: she was on call. So she got a call and
Speaker 1: she had to take off immediately go to the hospital. Oh,
Speaker 1: you've never been so thankful for a sick person in
Speaker 1: your life. So sounds like not the best first date
Speaker 1: so far. I mean, how did it end? No? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was definitely not what I expected. Well, the worst
Speaker 1: part of it actually was the bill, because oh no,
Speaker 1: I didn't think that the lady was there, there, her
Speaker 1: son was there. They were ordering pizzas, they were ordering
Speaker 1: an alcohol, and I was left with about one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty dollars bills. They didn't throw down on their
Speaker 1: own stuff, No they didn't, because they both left in
Speaker 1: kind of a hurry, and Mallory she offered to pay,
Speaker 1: but I was trying to be a gentleman and so
Speaker 1: she wasn't a jerk about it. Okay, I mean, just
Speaker 1: the way it worked out, not the kid thought the
Speaker 1: mom was going to probably pay for him. Then she
Speaker 1: had an emergency. Yeah, oh man, that that date ends.
Speaker 1: And we skept in touch and then the talk of
Speaker 1: a second date came up, and immediately Mallory suggested we
Speaker 1: go on a double date with her girlfriend and her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: More people, Wait, not the neighbor this time, like just
Speaker 1: a friend of Malory's. Yeah, just one of her best girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's someone that has, like, you know, sometimes it
Speaker 1: can be uncomfy to have to like have a full
Speaker 1: conversation with somebody for hours on end. Maybe she just
Speaker 1: isn't good at it. Yeah, but I mean that's kind
Speaker 1: of the test, right if you could have that conversation,
Speaker 1: you see that person multiple times, it turns into a thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, her her best girlfriend and her neighbor is
Speaker 1: not going to be sitting in the living room with
Speaker 1: us if it works out down the road. So did
Speaker 1: you go on the second date? Well, unfortunately, I insisted
Speaker 1: on not doing a double day, and I told her
Speaker 1: I had two tickets for a concert and the concert
Speaker 1: was actually sold out, and that's actually true. But after
Speaker 1: I was insisting on that one one on one day,
Speaker 1: I did not hear back from her, Oh to a content.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Maybe she just doesn't
Speaker 1: feel comfortable being alone around you or something. Not a
Speaker 1: good sign. Yeah around, but I don't want. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little bit uncomfortable with you on the
Speaker 1: phone right now, so I want to put you on
Speaker 1: hold for at least three minutes while we play a song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we need more people, so we're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We will call Mallory for you and try and figure
Speaker 1: out what's going on with your second date. Update. You
Speaker 1: want to invite the Jane. Yeah, let's get anybody else
Speaker 1: aping me out there. All right, we're gonna do it
Speaker 1: next second date. All right, let's get out our calculators
Speaker 1: to figure out what happened to our listener, Anthony. Calculator.
Speaker 1: We start with two people. Add in one neighbor plus
Speaker 1: her attractive younger son, add one pizza, times it by three,
Speaker 1: multiply the awkwardness by ten, and then subtract the cute
Speaker 1: sun minus the neighbor, and now we're down to one. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't it nine to do that. Okay, it's just Anthony.
Speaker 1: He's all alone and out. Over one hundred and twenty bucks,
Speaker 1: just trying to get a hold of Mallory for one
Speaker 1: more shot. The strangest part of this whole thing is afterwards,
Speaker 1: they were trying to arrange a second date and Anthony
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'd really like to take you to
Speaker 1: a concert, just you and me. Her reply, how about
Speaker 1: a double date instead? So they were at an impass
Speaker 1: and another hangout never happened. That's why he's turned to
Speaker 1: us for help. Brooke, is there anything that I missed
Speaker 1: from Anthony's disaster date? No? I don't think anything was.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was all out of his control. It
Speaker 1: was out out of her control. Honestly, for the most part,
Speaker 1: she was probably just trying to be nice. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think that you guys deserve another shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, hey Mallory, but that was not Mallory. That
Speaker 1: was Brooke. Are you drunk? Are you drunk on the date?
Speaker 1: And maybe that's what you're leaving out. I think there
Speaker 1: was just so many voices happening on the day. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know much voices. Maiest this poem. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: just practicing getting ready to talk to her. Okay, how
Speaker 1: about you you let us talk to her? First, yea,
Speaker 1: we're going to make the call. You keep practicing what
Speaker 1: you want to say. Just make sure you're practicing in
Speaker 1: your head, not out loud. Yeah, exactly, got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a Don Mallory's number right now here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Mallory? Yeah? Hi, I'm waving my hands in
Speaker 1: real life, I'm waving back at Jeff. This is Jeff
Speaker 1: from the Morning Show. Broke in Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: the whole show is here to talk to you. Hi, Hi, Mallory.
Speaker 1: That's super weird. What's up. Yeah, we're doing a segment
Speaker 1: right now called a second Date Update because we're trying
Speaker 1: to help out one of our listeners name Anthony. Oh.
Speaker 1: Ok yeah, yeah, Anthony says he went out with you
Speaker 1: the other night. That it is correct, Okay, Anna turned
Speaker 1: into a big party at the restaurant. Sounded like that's
Speaker 1: a nice way to put it. Sound like a good time. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't quite a party, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean my like neighbor showed up, and yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it wasn't just me and him. Can I ask when
Speaker 1: your neighbor showed up, were you excited about that? Dreading
Speaker 1: that like inside, what was your emotion? So, um, I
Speaker 1: knew she was going to show up? Oh dude, you
Speaker 1: planned it? Well Okay, so yes I did. But like
Speaker 1: that's not unusual. It's kind of like my test on
Speaker 1: these states. So we are you trying to get her
Speaker 1: opinion on who you're going out with, or are you
Speaker 1: trying to have an out to get out yourself? I
Speaker 1: mean it's like all of the above. So like if
Speaker 1: I'm having a bad time, I can leave with her,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's less onwards and just like going
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and never coming back. Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think any of us can blame you for wanting
Speaker 1: to have a safety net there on your date. But
Speaker 1: do you feel a little bit bad that Anthony got
Speaker 1: stuck with a giant bill paying for you and all
Speaker 1: of your neighbors and friends? Yeah? Now not really. I
Speaker 1: mean I I offered and he was a good guy
Speaker 1: and was like, no, I'll take care of it. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you passed your test then, so what's the problem. I mean,
Speaker 1: he did, but he was kind of weird about it
Speaker 1: and like wasn't really social with like my neighbor and
Speaker 1: her son and stuff, And I don't know. I feel
Speaker 1: like it shouldn't have even been a question that like,
Speaker 1: of course he's going to cover it. And then like
Speaker 1: we were supposed to go on another date, like a
Speaker 1: double date with some of my friends, and he didn't
Speaker 1: want to do that. Yeah, because he wants to date you.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to date all your friends and your neighbors.
Speaker 1: I know, but like I don't know him yet, Like,
Speaker 1: doesn't he want me to be like comfortable? And also
Speaker 1: if you're worried about going out and getting stuck with
Speaker 1: the bill again, then I don't know. I can be
Speaker 1: with somebody who can actually afford I don't think anyone
Speaker 1: ever said he was worried about getting stuck with the
Speaker 1: bill again. Yeah, that's what it seemed like, because y'all
Speaker 1: are asking if I feel guilty about it, and no,
Speaker 1: I don't. Better if he interacted more, is that what
Speaker 1: you're saying? We're wrong? Or he would be more when
Speaker 1: he paid the huge bill to do this all? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, one twenty is definitely not
Speaker 1: the highest bill that I've stuck a first date with. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: if he's asking me out, then it should be my
Speaker 1: preference and what I want to do right, Like he's
Speaker 1: trying to impress me, and I want to see how
Speaker 1: he is around my friends. I want to, you know,
Speaker 1: see how that goes. And when he said no, just okay,
Speaker 1: then you go find somebody else. Okay, Well i'mstry with
Speaker 1: the friends and you. Yeah, and immediately you put Anthony
Speaker 1: for me. You put Anthony through a test by having
Speaker 1: people's surprise him on the first date. So we're going
Speaker 1: to put you through a little bit of a test
Speaker 1: right now and surprise you with Anthony, who's actually been
Speaker 1: on the other one listening this entire time. Yeah, Mallory,
Speaker 1: Oh wow, uh I didn't. I didn't realize. Maybe if
Speaker 1: you told me that you brought all your neighbors on
Speaker 1: all your dates, I could have been prepared for it.
Speaker 1: And I even like it's dating guys. It's scary out there.
Speaker 1: But did you have to invite her hot sun as well?
Speaker 1: Don't hear the term hot son? He is like an adult, right, yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like twenty three. Oh wait, And also that shows
Speaker 1: how secure you are with like your own attractive How
Speaker 1: many tests does a guy have to go through in
Speaker 1: order to date you? It's like going through college. Old
Speaker 1: woman I don't believe how many people she gets to
Speaker 1: agree to participate in sad I get a free meal, Brook,
Speaker 1: I guess yeah. I mean they do get a free
Speaker 1: meal because the guys I date should be able to
Speaker 1: pay for it, and if they can't, we'll just move
Speaker 1: along to the next one. It does sound fun. I
Speaker 1: would want to be one of the friends to go
Speaker 1: the end to meet the day and to get free food.
Speaker 1: And Mallory, it sounds like you want to be a
Speaker 1: strong woman, Like why don't you just make your own money?
Speaker 1: Oh I do, I don't have to. How many people don't, like,
Speaker 1: why is that not an option for you? Well? I
Speaker 1: do make my own money. And once I'm like in
Speaker 1: a relationship, like I flip thing, it's just at the beginning.
Speaker 1: I want like I want to see that he's got
Speaker 1: his crop together, you know, Like I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of putting people in scenarios, engaging their reaction.
Speaker 1: It's so much task naturally, it sounds exhausting. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's for you. For you, I mean, Anthony sees
Speaker 1: some red flags here? Am I right? Do you Anthony?
Speaker 1: Or are you enjoying this? I mean, no, I wanted
Speaker 1: to say, and Joy I didn't enjoy the seeing operation
Speaker 1: of neighbors at the first date birth. I mean, I
Speaker 1: I also I do understand, and I also I'm sure
Speaker 1: I would try a double date. It would be cool
Speaker 1: if everybody could go Dutch. Be said, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: cover Mallory, but I don't know about all her friends,
Speaker 1: is you know? I think yeah, I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird that you're like making it clear
Speaker 1: that you would need to like go Dutch. I think
Speaker 1: that if you were just cool with it, you would
Speaker 1: just do it, and you know, my friends would like
Speaker 1: you a lot more. Oh, Anthony, I think Anthony was
Speaker 1: joking when he said that. Isn't that right, Anthony, that
Speaker 1: was totally joke. You want to pay for it? I
Speaker 1: willing to pay. I am willing to pay for it.
Speaker 1: I mean. And she's literally she's literally saying, we won't
Speaker 1: like you unless you have a lot of money. She's
Speaker 1: looking for a sugar add I have one more test
Speaker 1: for you, Anthony, because we will offer to send you
Speaker 1: guys out on the date, and we are not going
Speaker 1: to pay for it. Anthony is going to cover the
Speaker 1: entire bill. We've never done that isn't that right, Anthony?
Speaker 1: When I signed up for this, I don't remember you
Speaker 1: guys saying you were going to change that. The rules
Speaker 1: are fluid on this show, and I do think Mallory
Speaker 1: would appreciate if you would step up like that. So
Speaker 1: Anthony doesn't need her help anymore, but it would go
Speaker 1: a long way with her, Anthony. It's Anthony's fault if
Speaker 1: he still wants to go out with her. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's your dream, Anthony. I think she's worth all the
Speaker 1: pizza in the world. Wow. Wow, that might be the
Speaker 1: most romantic sentence ever uttered on. So congratulations Mallory. Mallory,
Speaker 1: I think I already know what you're gonna say now
Speaker 1: that we've basically strong armed him into paying for you
Speaker 1: and all your friends on your next date, But officially
Speaker 1: I need to hear what you have to say. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm actually thinking that maybe you are. You have a
Speaker 1: little more potential than I thought, so maybe let's do that.
Speaker 1: What a coincidence. I think your intuitions are right, Mallorie.
Speaker 1: If you want another opinion, I'm free, Okay, So better
Speaker 1: bring your second credit card on this one exact Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: why am I going on another day and pain for
Speaker 1: everything I don't understand because you're a chivalrous man or
Speaker 1: you're a pushover. I don't know which. That's the same
Speaker 1: thing in the morning,