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Speaker 1: this is the fifteen minute morning show. It's not the

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Speaker 1: paying attention to what I was saying. No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I've rushed my teeth and washed my face,

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Speaker 1: like while the phone's on mute while Scary is talking,

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Speaker 1: to come back with a clean breath and a fresh face.

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Speaker 1: I told you guys, want to call, you want to talk?

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Speaker 1: My battery, My battery on my phone has gone fro

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Speaker 1: down to four. You haven't gotten a word in the

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Speaker 1: best is when you tell him something like he'll call

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Speaker 1: I make shut up now. He'll go, hey, ma, how's

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Speaker 1: it going to go? And my house is on fire?

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Speaker 1: Hey that's that's great. Hey, so about the phone, taps

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Speaker 1: this week. Yeah, he will talk to you on nothing.

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Speaker 1: You can say that, he'll go, oh it's a bad time,

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Speaker 1: I'll call back. Nothing's crazy. Do you got like like

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Speaker 1: serious issues like that? You can talk for hours? Man,

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Speaker 1: I thought you guys want to hear me talking. So

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Speaker 1: I saw you at the airport. This is the worst.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know, but and then he

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Speaker 1: just telling you and he's talking. Okay. This one time

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Speaker 1: he called me. I was driving home and he it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter what it was, He doesn't matter. Did you

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Speaker 1: You guys have all heard this phrase? You ready? Hey? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So what else? What else? He will be usually dragged

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Speaker 1: out the show? He drag what else? Not the problem?

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Speaker 1: Now that we ripped on you, I do want to

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Speaker 1: tell you something positive. So a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: I had to state your place and I showered right

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Speaker 1: and I used your soap and you've got this really new.

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Speaker 1: It's not a sponsor new poem, spring bar or soap.

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Speaker 1: It's like a manly about irish. You a water watch

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Speaker 1: with water to poulish. Spring is mud spring for men.

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Speaker 1: You used his bar soap on your body comes in

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Speaker 1: the black box. I use the stuff all the time,

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Speaker 1: and when I take a shout out his place, I

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Speaker 1: think it doesn't bother me that it's pretty clean. You

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Speaker 1: the soap. You know. Look he's dirty in other places.

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Speaker 1: You I know you're dirty. He said you. What's what's

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Speaker 1: going on with the correction of tile? You got? You

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Speaker 1: got food, the titles. You need to be housebroken by

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Speaker 1: a lady, and you're not. That's why you have a guy.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Did you use his bar soap after

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Speaker 1: he plays? But then you did you use the bar

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Speaker 1: soap after Greg did? Yeah? I don't get off. I'm

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Speaker 1: ruthless with the soap. Get to the compliment. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you, man, I love the smell so much.

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Speaker 1: I went out and I bought myself a bar of

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Speaker 1: the day and then I put home and Trish goes,

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Speaker 1: what is that smell polish spring, and I said, and

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Speaker 1: I said, turned me on this. He doesn't even know

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Speaker 1: because I used this soap. So I want to say,

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Speaker 1: thank you, man, you have a good the poem spring

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Speaker 1: is though, it's Irish spring, Irish again, and it's new.

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Speaker 1: It's the one in the black box. It's in it's

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Speaker 1: under the men's soap. Yeah right right, yeah, woman? Could

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Speaker 1: you write but it's marketing towards guy like it's got

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Speaker 1: the scrubber in it. It's nice. Just sixfoliated his anus

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Speaker 1: and you can't your face talking about the anus. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not there. I just want to say, you talk

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Speaker 1: about your anus the way he talks about me. To

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Speaker 1: say it now, I wasn't gonna get dirty. I really

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Speaker 1: want to say it before you tell the anis story.

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Speaker 1: I want to please start the story with I use

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Speaker 1: scary soap to clean my anus, and then keep going

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Speaker 1: I didn't you scary soap? This is a clean question.

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Speaker 1: You put the whole bar down the crack. Did you

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Speaker 1: put it in in there? Did you put the soap in?

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Speaker 1: I go in there, but get to the question. This

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Speaker 1: is not a dirty question. Nobody's turned us off. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna bomba again, I don't want We only have five

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Speaker 1: minutes left on the podcast. This is legit. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: I have you guys ever had a problem. We're like

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Speaker 1: it itches constantly, like I tell not dirty, but it's

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Speaker 1: not mine. For for some reason, it would come back

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Speaker 1: Nate and you come back Nate. Wait, Nate behind him

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Speaker 1: minus itching itching? So good? What are you leaving me for?

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Speaker 1: What happened? My brody? Come back? This is for real.

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Speaker 1: You can help me out with this, so Garrett, you

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Speaker 1: just listen, Garrett and scary listen, listen for real. It

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Speaker 1: has been itching me, like feverishly itching. So I gotta

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Speaker 1: use like a scrubber in there. And I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: trying to google why the anus itches? Do you guys

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Speaker 1: know where you got? Garrett? Where you going? Are scary

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Speaker 1: to me? And you listen? Scary? Are you going? You

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Speaker 1: can't leave me? I don't know how to shut the

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Speaker 1: thing off, guys. Fifteen minute Morning Show Off