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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone break

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Jericho.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Apple Genius Bar and Jason, your

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Speaker 1: computer has been in here for a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: I got an update for you, and I figured it

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Speaker 1: was probably a good time to call you since you're

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Speaker 1: on your lunch break. How are you doing? Oh? Yeah, cool?

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Speaker 1: Did I tell you I was on my watch break

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Speaker 1: or something. I well, you don't know if you did

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Speaker 1: earlier with anybody, but I just, you know, figured i'd

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Speaker 1: call you while you were taking a break from work

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Speaker 1: so I could go over a few things about your computer. Um,

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Speaker 1: so the keyboard has been given you a problems obviously. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that space bar sticks. The space bar sticks, I know,

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Speaker 1: and we can get that fixed up for you right away.

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Speaker 1: And I also wanted to maybe alert you to a

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Speaker 1: few other issues though, Oh okay, like what, well, I

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Speaker 1: with inspecting your computer and it's going through all the

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Speaker 1: necessary checks and that we have to do to make

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Speaker 1: sure everything's right. And I just want to let you

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Speaker 1: know that your keyboard is the issue. And also I

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Speaker 1: think that your girlfriend Madeline is cheating on you. So

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Speaker 1: I would love to be able to investigate that for

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Speaker 1: you further, if you would like, what is your privacy policy?

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Speaker 1: Because I just brought in the computer for a hardware issue,

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Speaker 1: Yes you did, and it sounds like you've got a

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Speaker 1: hardware issue with the keyboard and you've also got a

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Speaker 1: software issue. Been the software would be with your heart

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Speaker 1: and I don't want that to happen to you, Jason,

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Speaker 1: And you seem like a good guy, like it seemed

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Speaker 1: like you have a good family, seems like you have

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun with your friends. Pisses me. Looking

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Speaker 1: at people's private messages. Okay, the fixing of the computer.

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Speaker 1: Your computer's to be fixed, no problem. But I mean

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Speaker 1: I feel like maybe the issue that might be going

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Speaker 1: on with your girlfriend's the bigger thing that we should

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Speaker 1: fix together, you and I. Jason. Look, I've got a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions about how you got this information. You

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Speaker 1: can't be just looking through people's private messages on their

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Speaker 1: laptops when they bring them in. Will you just get

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Speaker 1: basic fixed? So well, it's I mean, it's it's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty standard. You dropped the computer off and we

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Speaker 1: go through all the checks and I had to open

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Speaker 1: up the messages to make sure that the program was

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Speaker 1: functioning correctly. And then then I saw your conversation with

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Speaker 1: out of three. I thought it was a sweet conversation

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Speaker 1: between you and your girlfriend. I like to look at

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Speaker 1: those because it makes my heart warm. And then I

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Speaker 1: was reading and I was like, wow, I really liked

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Speaker 1: this couple a lot because you guys seems super cute.

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Speaker 1: So then you're going through my messages and you're looking

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Speaker 1: at my pictures. Yes, I looked at the pictures and

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, they were super cute. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta find out more about her.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if she's the Apple customer, probably because Apple

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Speaker 1: customers everywhere. So I pulled up her name and then

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Speaker 1: I saw her account and so I logged it into

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Speaker 1: herth and I looked at the cloud and I found

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Speaker 1: her and pictures. I found pictures of her and another

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Speaker 1: guy around the same time that you were taking those pictures.

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Speaker 1: What are you okay? I also saw messages between her

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Speaker 1: and another guy who I'm assuming it's probably him who

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Speaker 1: what's his name? Well, I don't know. I didn't have

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Speaker 1: his name because it wasn't an Apple device. It with

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Speaker 1: a Samsung device though I couldn't get the name, but

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Speaker 1: I got the phone number and not call it yet,

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Speaker 1: but I want to call it though you can. I'll

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Speaker 1: investigate that more further for you if you'd like, I

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Speaker 1: would like to speak to your manager. This is absolutely unaccepted.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying. At the same time, I just I

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Speaker 1: put the two together, and I can tell that she's

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Speaker 1: definitely saying someone else, and they're a lot older as well,

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Speaker 1: that they're really Yes, they're older, if older gentleman. He's

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Speaker 1: pretty tall, got kind of brownished terror and he's balding

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Speaker 1: a little bit in the middle, which I thought it

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Speaker 1: was weird because you have a nice full hit of hear.

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Speaker 1: So she's definitely downgraded, if that makes me feel better.

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Speaker 1: But that's her dad. That's her dad. You're describing where

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Speaker 1: she sees every week. Oh so that would also explain

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Speaker 1: why she called him. Oh she says dad, and her

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Speaker 1: text message it is not daddy, though I was thinking like,

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Speaker 1: hey daddy, So I'm sorry, that's a false alarm manager manager. Now, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I can't do that because this is actually a phone prank.

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Speaker 1: It's actually a prank call, so I can't do that. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Frank call. Yes, this is actually Jewil from The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Madeline set you up, no, yea. She said that you

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Speaker 1: just dropped your computer off at the Apple Store and

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Speaker 1: you're very paranoid about their privacy issues, and she wanted

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Speaker 1: me to screw with you. Oh my god. The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand