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<v Speaker 1>If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week

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<v Speaker 1>was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the

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<v Speaker 1>old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads

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<v Speaker 1>in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich pill

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<v Speaker 1>poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of hot takes break

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<v Speaker 1>free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller

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<v Speaker 1>starts right now, a podcast about a podcast. Your dreams

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<v Speaker 1>have come try. We are in the air everywhere the

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<v Speaker 1>vast power of my heart and the global reach of podcasting,

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<v Speaker 1>or so I'm told. Anyway, this is the maiden voyage

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<v Speaker 1>of The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller, and it is here.

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<v Speaker 1>It is finally here. And the reason we're doing this

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<v Speaker 1>is because four hours are not enough. Clearly, four hours

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<v Speaker 1>of the Overnight Show or not enough. But this is

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<v Speaker 1>not a radio show. This is not a Rao show

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<v Speaker 1>at all. But this is literally going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast about a podcast, and we will have Benny versus

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<v Speaker 1>the Penny on a separate standalone podcast on this particular thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably already saw it if you've gone to this

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<v Speaker 1>this particular show. Um, so just kind of walk you

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<v Speaker 1>through what's gonna happen here, and I went to school.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't pay very much attention when I was in school,

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<v Speaker 1>but one of the things and I took part of

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<v Speaker 1>was the who, what, where, when, why and how. You're

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<v Speaker 1>basic journalism one on one, Who what, where, when, why

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<v Speaker 1>and how? And so I will walk you through that

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<v Speaker 1>to who, what, where, when, why and how, even though

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<v Speaker 1>you already are here and clearly you are buying in

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<v Speaker 1>to the nonsense that we're doing. Who that would be me,

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Hi, hello friend? Uh And And I didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>this person's name because he is such a controversial person,

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<v Speaker 1>this particular person who will be with me on this.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to jump the gun because I know

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<v Speaker 1>people have been the malle Militia and our vicious Now

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<v Speaker 1>I did essentially spell out who this person is. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you, if you, unless you're a complete dope, you

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<v Speaker 1>knew exactly who this is without even saying his name.

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<v Speaker 1>David Gascon is going to be so good. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>my right hand man, Gaston, You're my left hand man.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that, right I'm left handed, So it actually

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<v Speaker 1>works out perfectly for me. You know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you are the Bruce Wayne and I'm to

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<v Speaker 1>you as Batman is and you are the heel. You

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<v Speaker 1>are offecially known in the I Heart media building as Gagon,

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<v Speaker 1>you are known as the con man. Uh, you are

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<v Speaker 1>known as that. And but we use this podcast, uh

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll we'll, we'll do get out. I am concerned

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<v Speaker 1>of this podcast even gets up guest on because when

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<v Speaker 1>you filled in for Coop when he was on a

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<v Speaker 1>European vacation last time, as I recall, my inbox filled

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<v Speaker 1>up with people upset because they had issues. Well, so

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<v Speaker 1>are you are you actually gonna get this up on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet. Well, let's be clear though. The first thing

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<v Speaker 1>on this is that you specifically said on the fifth

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<v Speaker 1>hour with Ben Mallory teaser that this podcast would be

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<v Speaker 1>better than the radio version of what you Do Monday

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<v Speaker 1>through Friday. So that in itself is not only an

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<v Speaker 1>indictment on the listeners that complain about me, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>more of a compliment to me because you know, at

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<v Speaker 1>the back end guy on all of this, I will

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<v Speaker 1>make this thing look pristine as we go good night. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you are what we call a volatile person. That is

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<v Speaker 1>what we call you, and so I know we will

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<v Speaker 1>find out if people listen. You know, I've been told

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<v Speaker 1>I just I mentioned your name. I didn't say your name,

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<v Speaker 1>but I hinted around that you're gonna be on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had people I can't listen. I'm upset. I fact,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, I got an email. We will read later,

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<v Speaker 1>the reading of the email coming up later. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing the who what where went away? You're already

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<v Speaker 1>distracting the gas the who is us? All right? The

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<v Speaker 1>what this brand? Smanking new? I heart original podcast? How

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<v Speaker 1>cool does that sound? Uh? And it's more so gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be about sports, gamily. But that's that's Benny versus the penny,

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<v Speaker 1>and that will be for the next twenty weeks or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever through the super Bowl, whatever the timeline on that is.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we'll have pop culture, well behind the curtain

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio show. You know what they call that,

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<v Speaker 1>gust on inside Baseball, Inside Baseball, we'll do we'll do

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<v Speaker 1>some of that, uh, you know, non non sports stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have to stick to the sports on a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and talk about whatever it is interesting here. And

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<v Speaker 1>the cool thing about this is that we it can grow,

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<v Speaker 1>it can evolve. It's like a living thing, and we

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<v Speaker 1>can do different things that interviews occasionally with friends of

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<v Speaker 1>the Mallard Militia. We could. I'd even be willing Guestcot.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you hate the Mallard Militia, but I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>willing to like hang out for like five good minutes

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<v Speaker 1>with uh, somebody like Chris in Houston, maybe Mark the

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<v Speaker 1>full name, got somebody like you know, just to hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, catch up with them and uh find out

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about them and stuff like that. The

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<v Speaker 1>people out on the other side of the radio they call,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'm open to doing that kind of and see.

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<v Speaker 1>Unlike you, I actually spent some quality time with a

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<v Speaker 1>listener of your show, Blind Scott. We spent about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna name I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna name a different list No, no, but she will

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<v Speaker 1>come later on. But alright, and I have five six

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<v Speaker 1>hours traveling through Boston. Sharon some bears some great stories.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is good. I will see this. Though this

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<v Speaker 1>is not an authentic fit that with Ben Maller podcast

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<v Speaker 1>until use some colorful language and that bottle needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be cracked. Well, we will do that. I would I

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<v Speaker 1>throwing the who, what where when I've already done the

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<v Speaker 1>who and the what I have to get to the where, when, why,

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<v Speaker 1>and how? I think we'll waiting on you. Alright, So

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<v Speaker 1>so the where is the I Heart original podcast riches

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<v Speaker 1>where we are right now, and it's gonna be heard weekly.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna drop this thing weekly, which means I we

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<v Speaker 1>we've better put them out there. We might have to

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<v Speaker 1>do some evergreen ones from time to time, see if

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<v Speaker 1>people can figure that out. But we will have a

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<v Speaker 1>weekly podcast, come hell or high water here on the

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<v Speaker 1>I Heart Podcast network, and it's available wherever you get

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast. You don't have to just listen on I Heart.

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<v Speaker 1>You can listen on uh the you know, the apps.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're supposed to promote I Heart because the company

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<v Speaker 1>likes that, but there you can. People get podcasts on

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<v Speaker 1>different places. But I believe I'm told it's available everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they lied to me. But what's iTunes? I too? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a big iTunes guy. Um. Somebody who was

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<v Speaker 1>complaining they love Spotify. I'm not really a Spotify guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't much about that, but I do listen to

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<v Speaker 1>a decent amount of podcast uh you know, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a radio guy at my soul. I'm a radio guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Myself when the podcast. I think I mentioned this Aredo,

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<v Speaker 1>it is gonna drop Friday's so it'll be available in

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<v Speaker 1>addition to the Friday Show Overnight. Boy, that's a full

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<v Speaker 1>weekend of entertainment. Guest, your people are gonna overdose on

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. Well, it's good because if you get

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<v Speaker 1>listeners that like, let's say in Los Angeles or San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 1>New York, and they're typically stuck in ninety minutes worth

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<v Speaker 1>the traffic when they have to commute tent to teen miles,

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<v Speaker 1>this will consume their entire trip. There you go, yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>And you know on the on the weekend, who wants

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<v Speaker 1>to spend time with their families and stuff, you can listen.

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<v Speaker 1>And we got one thing about the third shift man,

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<v Speaker 1>these guys work their ass off overnight. I mean a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of these guys are working in six seven days

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<v Speaker 1>a week. They don't have any days off, so they're

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<v Speaker 1>you know, looking for stuff to listen to. So so

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do it every Friday, and we'll at least

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<v Speaker 1>have one a week. I think I imagine guests, Gunn,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna want to because you're an egomaniac. Um so

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<v Speaker 1>we'll probably do two a week, but every Friday and

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<v Speaker 1>the hy Uh very simply. I I have considered doing

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of thing, this kind of podcast for years.

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<v Speaker 1>I had no time. I was doing the show at Fox,

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<v Speaker 1>which I'm still doing. I was moonlighting. I was double

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<v Speaker 1>dipping at w e I, the great sports talker in

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<v Speaker 1>Boston for almost two years. Had a fun time doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy, it was wild, it was fun. The

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<v Speaker 1>station was nuts. So the uh, the Patriots were great,

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<v Speaker 1>the Red Sox won the World Series and all this stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and it happened to happen coincide against my my team's

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<v Speaker 1>the Red Sox beat the Dodgers and the Patriots beat

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<v Speaker 1>the Rams. So but anyway, Uh, we changed. The affiliates

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<v Speaker 1>were very excited to be on the sports tub and

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<v Speaker 1>Boston on the overnight show. It's a great radio stations,

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<v Speaker 1>probably the number one radio station the entire country as

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<v Speaker 1>far as listenership. But that man, I had to give

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<v Speaker 1>up the w e I job, so I had more

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<v Speaker 1>free time. Uh, here we are and I talked to

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<v Speaker 1>the company. They were interested, and we have the deal

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<v Speaker 1>in place, and how we are doing this through the

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<v Speaker 1>very expensive broadcast studios of the premier networks, the same

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<v Speaker 1>place that like Steve Harvey and Rush Limbaugh and all

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<v Speaker 1>these big shots work at. And so we've got We

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<v Speaker 1>even had an engineer come in to make sure our

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<v Speaker 1>guy Ciras came in to make sure that this sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's great. Uh. And so we will mix

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<v Speaker 1>in just like the Overnight Show, a proper amounts of sarcasm,

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<v Speaker 1>snark and satire and you have to figure out which

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<v Speaker 1>is which, Which is sarcasm, which is snark, which satire

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<v Speaker 1>and which is actually real. So we have all that

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<v Speaker 1>and guess con, I'm very competitive. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you know that. I'm very competiant to beat everyone. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking here. This is this podcast stand alone podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is new to me. So who are we competing against?

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<v Speaker 1>I looked on the I heart side. They have the

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<v Speaker 1>top most popular podcast. Here's our competition. We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to take down Ron Burgundy. We're gonna have to take

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<v Speaker 1>down Ron Bergen. He is podcast is very probate. Joe Rogan,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe that Joe Rogan experience has no idea what's coming. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he has no idea who we are. But

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<v Speaker 1>we we are going to. I mean, this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is our competition. Doctor Death. I don't even know who

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor you ever heard of the Doctor Death podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently it's popular the Atlanta Monster, which who is the

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<v Speaker 1>is that? I don't know who the Atlanta Monster would be.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think of an athlete, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think anymore right now in Atlanta. Wow, Well it's appropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, it's not dated reference, you know, but it's appropriated.

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<v Speaker 1>Who else we are the orders on here boy Cowherd?

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<v Speaker 1>We are taking down the Cowherd network unless we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh see what else do we have that The Ted Hour?

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<v Speaker 1>You ever listen to those Ted Hours? Those sometimes are

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. There's a lot of intellectual nonsense, but every

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while they give you some good information. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that's the lead guy that you mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>on this is as a colleague is a part of

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<v Speaker 1>the I Heart radio platform. So we're competing against everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like on this podcast endeavor that we're on. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's eating our own is what we're doing. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's excited. I'm excited about that, and uh, listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the people have been very loyal here. The reason we're

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<v Speaker 1>able to do. This is because the radio show podcast

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<v Speaker 1>does very well, and so they figured, hey, if you

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<v Speaker 1>actually convinced people to listen to that crap, you can

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<v Speaker 1>serve more crap and they'll probably eat it as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh And and anyway, and moving on, we we get lighters,

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<v Speaker 1>we get letters. Uh and that's right. Even on the

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<v Speaker 1>fifth hour with Ben Mally we get letters. Now, for example,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the drawbacks, and I do believe this, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the drawbacks to the podcast platform is that we

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<v Speaker 1>cannot get real time feedback. I mean it's impossible, right

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<v Speaker 1>because this is obviously you know, spoiler Alert been recorded

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<v Speaker 1>at some point and it's available on demand, which is

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<v Speaker 1>cool that you can listen whenever you want here the

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<v Speaker 1>whole show and all that stuff. But one of the

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<v Speaker 1>downsides is, uh, like for years on the Overnight Show,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things that we do that we're very

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<v Speaker 1>proud of is we've consistently gotten immediate feedback from the

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<v Speaker 1>peanut gallery, the upper balcony of the show, the guys

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<v Speaker 1>that are working in the grocery stores and driving trucks

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff and security who let us know what is

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<v Speaker 1>good and what's back. We get that immediate feedback. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>and and so I would like to incorporate some of

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<v Speaker 1>that on the podcast, because this is the podcast about

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, the Maiden Voyage of the Fifth Hour. So

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<v Speaker 1>we'd like you to gree So I was thinking, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just kind of brainstorming here, guest, like we could

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<v Speaker 1>do you know, the good, the bad, the ugly. We will.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll give out the email and the social media channels

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<v Speaker 1>and all that and we will have you great us.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what you think of the party is what can

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<v Speaker 1>be better on the party, which is very dangerous, very

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<v Speaker 1>you want to open up that kind of worms. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I'll just ignore the negative stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>the positive stuff I'll watch on. Okay, so you're on

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<v Speaker 1>record by saying you're gonna ignore the negative stuffs. That

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<v Speaker 1>means any kind of shots that are taking at me

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<v Speaker 1>as you lay me underneath the bus very gently and softly.

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<v Speaker 1>You ignore those. Well, no, no, no, those those I

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<v Speaker 1>will make sure to get on the air. Yes you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a punching bag. You are the pinata and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even realize you're the pinata. Um so, but

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway, listen, we will also make same We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a feature. I think we should call it, although

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<v Speaker 1>it's tentative. It's in the bag or it's in you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in the bag, which is like a mail bag, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is the way to do we can't really

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<v Speaker 1>you know, social media. I guess we can include social media,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's you know, the cheap rip off version of

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<v Speaker 1>what we do on the Overnight Show. Ask Ben. You

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<v Speaker 1>could just call this ask Bend, but I thought we'd

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<v Speaker 1>change it up because, like you know, new name means

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal. So you can send questions in we

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<v Speaker 1>will I think since it's a five fifth hour, we

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<v Speaker 1>shoot like five questions. Yeah. Uh, And so I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>about and we and we can like debate stuff if

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<v Speaker 1>you have something you know, we want to debate. We

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<v Speaker 1>were on one of that the email address. We we

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<v Speaker 1>have a new email address for this show exclusively, which

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<v Speaker 1>means if you want to email me about the the

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<v Speaker 1>other the Overnight Show, you don't email me here. But

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<v Speaker 1>we we started a new email address, Real fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. That's all for those of you

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<v Speaker 1>that don't know how to spell R E A L

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<v Speaker 1>and then fifth which is F high. Almost forgot how

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<v Speaker 1>f I it's f I F T H and then

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<v Speaker 1>our h O. You are at gmail dot com, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's just the fifth Sometimes people put a five there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the five it's f I F T H

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<v Speaker 1>real Fifth Hour at Gmail. And you can emails a

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<v Speaker 1>question you want for a future edition of the Fifth Hour,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, doing whatever, as I say with the

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<v Speaker 1>lame jokes we do on the show. You can email whenever,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or whatever. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>social media channels are still the same. I assume you've

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<v Speaker 1>already found those, but you can't assume people sometimes don't.

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<v Speaker 1>They just listen to podcast. But it's at Ben mallor

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter, and what are you gag on? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>your Twitter? It's at David J. Gascon when A s

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<v Speaker 1>c O and Benny, you forgot to mention we're publishing

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<v Speaker 1>this on Friday. What time do you want to publish

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<v Speaker 1>this at? Because I know your hours are drastically different

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<v Speaker 1>from the rest of mankind. So, out of fairness to

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<v Speaker 1>the audience that typically listen to your show live and

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<v Speaker 1>the others that love to use the podcast, what would

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<v Speaker 1>be an appropriate time on the West coast that we

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<v Speaker 1>should release these Yeah? Yeah, that's that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm curious, like I don't know when the actual

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<v Speaker 1>podcast gets dropped. I do know when it doesn't get dropped,

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<v Speaker 1>because people tell me that it's not there, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wake up, I have a bunch of email from people

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<v Speaker 1>very upset thinking that I am heathen um. But I

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<v Speaker 1>would say we should give it a little breathing room

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<v Speaker 1>between the overnight. But one thing I will say, we

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<v Speaker 1>get a lot of downloads. From what I'm told from

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<v Speaker 1>the the people that crunch the numbers, that a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the downloads come in the morning. People are going

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<v Speaker 1>to work the old I call them the ex overnights,

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<v Speaker 1>the the X third shifters that work the first shift

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<v Speaker 1>down have to you know, live real jobs and real

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<v Speaker 1>lives and all that stuff. So they a lot of them,

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<v Speaker 1>very very cool. They download the podcast in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>so it can't be too late in the morning. But

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<v Speaker 1>we you know, I like that we're having this production

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<v Speaker 1>meeting on the year. I think that's very important that

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<v Speaker 1>we do this on the This is a step up

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<v Speaker 1>from your normal show because you don't have those things

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<v Speaker 1>like a meeting. You don't talk to your colleagues, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk to your producers or technical directors or update anchors.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is you were whistle blower. Well, we're taking

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<v Speaker 1>a step up. I didn't name any names. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>when when I was there in in full force, I

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<v Speaker 1>was you made me work into the morning time to

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<v Speaker 1>produce your show when I was live. That's because you

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<v Speaker 1>were slow. No, you've had some slow producers. You do

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<v Speaker 1>have the slow producers right now. Wow, I mean, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing here? And you're just trying. You're causing trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Is what you're causing here is what I mean. Mine,

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<v Speaker 1>my staff is magnificent. That's hard to talk to them

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<v Speaker 1>when they're not there before the show. I can't really

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<v Speaker 1>talk to anybody before the show they're not there. But

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<v Speaker 1>those that are there I usually say hello to. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a very good time. It's a cherished moment there

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<v Speaker 1>in the hallways. And you know what we do. We

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<v Speaker 1>save it for the show. We believe in the save

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<v Speaker 1>it for the show show strategy. We don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>waste any material off of the microphones. So we do

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<v Speaker 1>not even talk. We don't acknowledge each other, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>ask how we're doing. None of that stuff. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>will say this much. And this is a great thing

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<v Speaker 1>for us here at the I Heart Radio studios. When

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<v Speaker 1>we we produce these podcasts, the studios are clean, so

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<v Speaker 1>you won't have to you want to have to high

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<v Speaker 1>jump over some trash cans. You won't have to pull

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<v Speaker 1>vote over some broken chairs or a dead microphone. You're

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<v Speaker 1>in a good spot now. We brought you home. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. I don't see any cockroaches running around. The

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<v Speaker 1>cock roaches running around and all that stuff, so that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, back to the I think I was interrupted.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave out the Twitter. We're on a Facebook now.

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<v Speaker 1>The Facebook show pages Ben Mathers Show, which we'll use

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<v Speaker 1>for this show, but it's it's all tied together. And

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<v Speaker 1>then Ben Mallers Show on Reddit, which I really like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big Reddit guy. I love it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to build that Reddit page up because

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's pretty cool. It's a way for people

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<v Speaker 1>to post stories and interact with If you've been on ready,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it is. I don't have to explain

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<v Speaker 1>to but if you're not, you should go on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think i'd like to see to me redd, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the most fun of the social media platform with Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>is just a cess pool. But I like it. H

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<v Speaker 1>you know occasionally, but you use your real name on

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<v Speaker 1>Reddit though, that's the only problem. Why do you go

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<v Speaker 1>on that side of any of them and use your

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<v Speaker 1>real name? Well for the show page, I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I might have some other accounts. I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>I used. But that was one of the problems with

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<v Speaker 1>the Reddit page that one of the one of the

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<v Speaker 1>p ones got upset with me because I I would

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<v Speaker 1>check the Reddit page, but I wouldn't log in, and

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<v Speaker 1>so they didn't think I was ever like using it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know people they was. It was a hostile

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<v Speaker 1>takeover the Reddit page. But we worked it all out.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, this is a This show has a zero

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<v Speaker 1>ad budget. I don't know if you know that. There

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<v Speaker 1>are no bumper stickers, there are no billboards, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>promotional items that we're giving out. So the bedrock all

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<v Speaker 1>this is a public reminder here the bedrock of this

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<v Speaker 1>show is is independent, even though we're working for a

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<v Speaker 1>big radio I don't like the word radio broadcasting conglamerate.

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<v Speaker 1>In I heart media. We consider ourselves at least I

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<v Speaker 1>do Guesscon's elite, but I consider myself the little engine

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<v Speaker 1>that could. Right, we're the underdog and all this, we're

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<v Speaker 1>competing as the big radio stars like Colin Cowherd and

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<v Speaker 1>these other people. So so we have to do it

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<v Speaker 1>ound and we don't have the budget. Fox Sports Radio

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<v Speaker 1>has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch

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<v Speaker 1>all of our shows at Fox Sports Radio dot com

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<v Speaker 1>and within the I Heart Radio app search f s

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<v Speaker 1>R to listen live. But the way we can win

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<v Speaker 1>is the generosity. And I'm not asking for money. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not like the beggar in Miami who's asking for one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like that schmuck. All right, here's what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all we need is the currency of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I mean by that is just recommend the

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<v Speaker 1>show to your friends, to your family people, your your guys,

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<v Speaker 1>your boys that love sports or whatever, your or your

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<v Speaker 1>girls that love sports, and just have them to subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>and that's it. Just you know, they can try give

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<v Speaker 1>a shot, you know, sample to tell mus like Costco

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<v Speaker 1>and you can get a sample. And and also if

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<v Speaker 1>you know some guys that are a little older, I've

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<v Speaker 1>already gotten some emails guests gone from some of the

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<v Speaker 1>guys that have been with me. A long time. We

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<v Speaker 1>were maybe in their mid sixties or older than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Some the older dudes, and they are furious with me.

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<v Speaker 1>They are I rate because they don't do the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't know how to get a podcast, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to download it. It's this is a radical

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<v Speaker 1>idea for them. Well, this whole podcast. You mentioned the

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<v Speaker 1>older crowd, Well we got to talk about the the

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<v Speaker 1>older statesman as well. What is your old man pick

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<v Speaker 1>about this? Oh you're talking about my my, my pops. Uh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad. It's funny you bring that up because I

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<v Speaker 1>had a conversation with him earlier this week, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I do these appearances on on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>in Kansas City and New Zealand. Every Week's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>my schedule. I'm booked for those shows, and so my

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<v Speaker 1>dad's like, yeah, I want to listen, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>I saw I emailed them the times that the hit

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<v Speaker 1>times for each of the appearances. I on Thursday morning

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<v Speaker 1>in Kansas City and then uh, you know West Coast

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<v Speaker 1>time Monday night, uh in in New Zealand, which is

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<v Speaker 1>actually Tuesday. And anyway, I emailed me and my dad

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<v Speaker 1>essentially said, but it's not convenient my dad also doesn't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>He don't know how to He is one of those

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<v Speaker 1>guys that doesn't know how to download the podcast either.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I'm gonna do, and this is what other

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<v Speaker 1>people should do. And I I can't advise you to

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<v Speaker 1>this because I think there's some kind of morality in it.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I'm not gonna look down upon you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go to someone like my dad, who's my

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<v Speaker 1>dad's agent, just grab their phone, set up the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>feed to automatically download, Like, I'm not going to look

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<v Speaker 1>down upon you, right, because I believe that's all we need.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I think if you as long as you subscribe,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're good to eat. Now. It helps if

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<v Speaker 1>you actually listen. But I think that's all we need, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, I think so. But here here's my

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<v Speaker 1>commitment to you, Ben, because obviously in the digital world

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<v Speaker 1>you have finally started to evolve and get into the

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<v Speaker 1>podcasting world. I'm gonna help publish this content across other

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<v Speaker 1>platforms as well. So we'll do really yeah, we'll do Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you hate using Instagram, but Instagram, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram is for the booty model and I love the

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<v Speaker 1>booty model. But I I don't know that it's for

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<v Speaker 1>you know this, but I mean I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>be handcuffed away from from Instagram. I'm open to I

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<v Speaker 1>know there's cool people on there. Yes, And anytime you

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<v Speaker 1>introduce a booty model, you want to have some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of serenading done. So I want to have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of eloquent voices along the way. So we'll do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll also publish these on LinkedIn as well, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a professional website that we can use at any given time.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course, wasn't that a website you use when

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<v Speaker 1>you want a job. Well, I need a job, have

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<v Speaker 1>a job promoting a job. Since you have the male

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<v Speaker 1>market cornered, I will handle the female market. I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>this much because you have a couple of female listeners

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<v Speaker 1>that that texted and called me the last couple of days,

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<v Speaker 1>and you also had someone in your family give me

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<v Speaker 1>her blessing and say this is gonna be great. Forward

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<v Speaker 1>to it. So she was just being don't shortcut that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to position yourself as a babe magnet?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you were trying to you You're literally

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<v Speaker 1>you were were you casting nova? Don Juan over there,

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is going on with you? I'm made

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<v Speaker 1>for TV right somewhere? Are you are? That's right? You

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<v Speaker 1>are a TV guy. You know how I feel about

0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:07.520
<v Speaker 1>TV guys. I'm not like Jesse Palmer or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it. You put your did you put your

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<v Speaker 1>your makeup on? Nudge nudge for the show now. But

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<v Speaker 1>we will do it. We will do some glamour shots

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<v Speaker 1>when we publish our of course we are. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to do you fraudulent photo on your Twitter handle with

0:23:24.320 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 1>your press release, So we're gonna do something that's updated.

0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:29.800
<v Speaker 1>That fraudulent photo was from like fifteen years ago. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't fifteen years you know. Listen, my my theory

0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:34.159
<v Speaker 1>on this. I've said this on The Overnight Show, but

0:23:34.240 --> 0:23:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I I believe that I intentionally fatten up before photo shoots.

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<v Speaker 1>They only do a few of these things, like every

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<v Speaker 1>four or five years, though, because they change the lineup

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<v Speaker 1>and then you know, they have a new morning show

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and they'll bring in a professional camera crew

0:23:48.600 --> 0:23:50.199
<v Speaker 1>do a photo shoot for the people at work at

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<v Speaker 1>the five Fox, and everything I looked back, I did

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<v Speaker 1>a little Rollodex thing in my head. Every single time,

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<v Speaker 1>every single time guest on that I we did one

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<v Speaker 1>of these things at the company. I was about as

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<v Speaker 1>fat as I was in that period of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>And even since the last photo shoot, I look at

0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 1>that photo, I'm like, this is disgusting, what a monster,

0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:12.960
<v Speaker 1>And I've lost weight. I'm doing this in a minute

0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:16.600
<v Speaker 1>fasting thing, uh and stuff. So but now, of course

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<v Speaker 1>they will not do a photo shoot until I get

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<v Speaker 1>to the point where I go off my diet and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm meeting candy bars all the time, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>get back up. You know, I gained the weight back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's exactly what I'm gonna use my cell phone. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>publish a couple of pictures with the new editions. Every

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<v Speaker 1>single week, we'll have an updated version of Ben Mallory.

0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:35.159
<v Speaker 1>As you continue to shed weight. So what are you

0:24:35.160 --> 0:24:38.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna do to bring in the women? Are gonna sing

0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:41.159
<v Speaker 1>like romantic songs. You're gonna be a crooner as what

0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:43.080
<v Speaker 1>do you? What are you gonna do here? And because

0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I mean women hate me in the radio.

0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:48.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a very few that put up with me. Mostly

0:24:48.440 --> 0:24:50.679
<v Speaker 1>it's it's not that they hate you, it's just that

0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 1>they die that there's a difference of the female ship,

0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:58.720
<v Speaker 1>which is really really what a be sure to catch

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<v Speaker 1>live editions of The Ben Our Show weekdays at two

0:25:01.400 --> 0:25:05.040
<v Speaker 1>am Eastern eleven p m Pacific on Fox Sports Radio

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:08.199
<v Speaker 1>and the I Heart Radio app. All right, listen you can.

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:10.960
<v Speaker 1>We're getting care I would like you. I'll find out

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:13.520
<v Speaker 1>in the future. We'll talk about this next week or whatever.

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:16.000
<v Speaker 1>But Benny Versus the Penny, now, that is gonna be

0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a separate podcast on this channel. As I said earlier,

0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:21.760
<v Speaker 1>if you were listening, if not, bad job by you. Uh.

0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:23.640
<v Speaker 1>And to give you the backstore and that if you're

0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:27.000
<v Speaker 1>someone that doesn't know the origins of Benny Versus the Penny.

0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:30.720
<v Speaker 1>This started about oh well, I don't want to say

0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 1>how long. It was a long time ago. Uh. And

0:25:32.880 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 1>it started as Ben Versus the Coin. And then one

0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:38.400
<v Speaker 1>of my old producers, the great David Brickley, who's gone

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:40.520
<v Speaker 1>on and done amazing things. I love the guy, but

0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:43.800
<v Speaker 1>he's a Laker apologist, the brick uh. And he's a

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:47.719
<v Speaker 1>he's a big mogul on the media platforms, on the Internet.

0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:49.840
<v Speaker 1>It does a great job. But anyway, Brickley, who moved

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<v Speaker 1>on to did great things. He helped brainstorm and come

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<v Speaker 1>up with the name change to Benny Versus the Penny.

0:25:56.960 --> 0:25:59.960
<v Speaker 1>And it's all about football handicapping. It's a football handy

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<v Speaker 1>capping spectacular. Uh, breaking down each NFL game, predictions on

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen, what should happen against the spread. Now

0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:12.919
<v Speaker 1>that gamblings in about states, I believe something like that

0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:16.119
<v Speaker 1>are close to twenty five states. Uh, so we we

0:26:16.160 --> 0:26:19.960
<v Speaker 1>did this. The the currncept was it to prove that

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 1>how random this is picking NFL games. Everyone thinks they're

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<v Speaker 1>a genius and it has all the information. But I

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<v Speaker 1>could take an in adamant my object like a coin

0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:36.919
<v Speaker 1>with zero consciousness and still do pretty well picking games.

0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:39.960
<v Speaker 1>And usually we are close. You know, I spend hours.

0:26:40.000 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm such a loose that's one of my hobbies. I

0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:45.159
<v Speaker 1>like to I like to handicap football games. And and

0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:49.600
<v Speaker 1>yet just flipping a coin does about as well, sometimes

0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 1>better than me. Um. It shows you the random nature

0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:56.720
<v Speaker 1>of this stuff. And so now this, if this goes well,

0:26:56.760 --> 0:26:59.360
<v Speaker 1>we might do a spinoff. Guestcott, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you know about, but Benny versus the Dartboard, how about that?

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good? Didn't you have a listener. Last year

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 1>when all kinds of cash, Yes, yeah, that's correct. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>with the the personal chef from someth in California. One

0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 1>the big gambling contest in Las Vegas, Mallard Militia guy.

0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:21.560
<v Speaker 1>He won like a million bucks in Vegas in the

0:27:21.960 --> 0:27:23.720
<v Speaker 1>five pick five games a week, one of those the

0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:26.040
<v Speaker 1>big contests they have at one of the hotels in Vegas. Yeah,

0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:27.720
<v Speaker 1>the guy wanted he came on the show and he

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>promised us a bunch of steaks. I'm still waiting. I'm

0:27:30.480 --> 0:27:33.399
<v Speaker 1>still waiting for that. Um So. Anyway, so that's Benny

0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 1>versus the penny. Well, that'll be separated. What we look

0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:38.639
<v Speaker 1>for it now, don't stick to sports. Be sure to

0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 1>two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific JASCO anyone when any

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 1>time on the overnight show, when I go off the

0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 1>reservation and talk about stories that aren't hardcore sports, uh,

0:27:52.840 --> 0:27:55.399
<v Speaker 1>depending on what it is, depending on what the topic is,

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't always go so well. People get upset. They

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:02.440
<v Speaker 1>they want only sports and all that they want you

0:28:02.520 --> 0:28:05.199
<v Speaker 1>to be, you know, talk sports boy, and you know

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 1>how that all that nonsense. So on this we can

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 1>do a little bit that there are fun stories like that.

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I love the bizarre stories of the of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do we have on this week's But to

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<v Speaker 1>give an example of the bit non sports stories, we

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>should do like five of these things. So what do

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.400
<v Speaker 1>we have this week? What stands out? All? Right? So, unfortunately,

0:28:22.440 --> 0:28:25.200
<v Speaker 1>we have a hurricane that's taking place right now in Florida,

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:28.919
<v Speaker 1>Hurricane Dorian, And because of that, there's a kinds of

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:32.440
<v Speaker 1>stories that are are transpiring right now through the worldwide Web.

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:34.400
<v Speaker 1>We've found a couple of them. One of them included

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<v Speaker 1>a brick bricks that washed up on the Florida beaches

0:28:38.960 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 1>right now that we're discovered by a couple of people.

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:43.960
<v Speaker 1>So obviously we're looking at that as one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of the Hurricane Dorian that's going on right now,

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 1>we have someone to decide not only to secure themselves

0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 1>but also to secure their vehicle not inside of a garage,

0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 1>but inside of their house. That was I saw. I

0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 1>saw this. This is more of a visual story, but

0:28:58.000 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 1>this is hilarious. This is the eight Florida Man story,

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 1>right the Florida Man, This guy in his kitchen where

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<v Speaker 1>his kitchen table should be he parked. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you get the car into his house? Even

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:13.320
<v Speaker 1>though there's a smart car? How do you get that

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>through the front door? He must have put that through

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 1>what the back the back sliding door or something like that.

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>How would you it looks like sliding doors. Yeah, I mean,

0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:25.600
<v Speaker 1>obviously there's nothing that you need to drive over through.

0:29:25.640 --> 0:29:27.640
<v Speaker 1>It looked like there was a kitchen that he has

0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 1>his car placed in as well, and the smart car,

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 1>as you mentioned. I don't even know if either of

0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>us could fit in this thing. No, no, I don't

0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:39.840
<v Speaker 1>think that would be be for me. And uh, that's

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 1>so what happens when the house floods and then the

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:46.320
<v Speaker 1>cars underwater? So it's uh, it's uh, it's interesting. And

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>then here's the question. Then if you're if you're a

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>homeowner like you are, and you've dealt with a mansion

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 1>being flooded, would that fall under a homeowners insurance policy

0:29:56.240 --> 0:30:00.240
<v Speaker 1>or that be under a car and auto insurance? Yeah?

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:03.160
<v Speaker 1>You know, I I don't live in in hurricane country,

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:06.080
<v Speaker 1>so I don't I can't help you, guess. I don't know.

0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:09.440
<v Speaker 1>We got out here earthquakes, so we got everything else.

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:11.520
<v Speaker 1>We have about Yeah, I mean we uh you know,

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 1>it's the you know, the Fifth Ring of Hell or whatever,

0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Dante's Inferno. We we have that, I understand, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the insurance. My general sense with insurance is

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<v Speaker 1>that if they can find a way to not pay

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<v Speaker 1>out the claim, they will take that. So so if

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.959
<v Speaker 1>they can find a loophole, uh, then they will They

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 1>will absolutely not pay out the claim. They will do

0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>anything in their power. They are unsurpassed in that department

0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:37.560
<v Speaker 1>of not having if they can find a loople And

0:30:37.560 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 1>then as far as the cocaine story, the Colombian band Bam,

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:43.560
<v Speaker 1>these things pop up every once in a while. But

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm curious, like how many times does cocaine wash

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 1>up where they don't report it to the police, you

0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:51.280
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. We're like, they just take the

0:30:51.320 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>cocaine and they have a party. Uh. And I you

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>gotta think that happens. Florida is such a big state,

0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 1>the peninsula there, that this this probably happens more often

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<v Speaker 1>than you think. And and the other thing is, I

0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:07.440
<v Speaker 1>don't know much about the drug trade, but is there

0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 1>just a bunch of coke floating out? You know, Mama

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Coco out in the in Atlantic Ocean. It's got to

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>be right because these things are packaged, they're sealed, and

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>then they're carried in Duffel bags, sometimes in submarines. And

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 1>being here in California, you know we've got the underground

0:31:20.760 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 1>tunnels that come from Mexico. Yes, in Florida, it was

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 1>bags of cocaine in fact, kilos fifteen kilos with a

0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 1>street value of three hundred thousand dollars. So you can

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>just imagine one brick what you'd be doing for a night. Well,

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I I mean you maybe I well, I mean you're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow again, listen, guests, all right, these are these are

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:48.000
<v Speaker 1>sault of the earth. All right, you don't understand salt

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 1>of the earth. You don't understand, all right. So it

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 1>was I thought of a couple of listeners I have

0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 1>in Florida, callers that would love to get a cocaine break.

0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>Uh that would be that would be the greatest gift

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 1>ever for them, a golden ticket yet to call the ticket,

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>that would that would be uh snort snort, Yeah, what

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 1>else do we have? And what else do we have?

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 1>These are non sports stories, don't stick the sports. So

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:17.160
<v Speaker 1>we go from the East coast to the West coast,

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:20.080
<v Speaker 1>A man in Arizona says that he is a little

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 1>upset to find out his mother's body donation, which was

0:32:23.920 --> 0:32:27.480
<v Speaker 1>sent to a military facility, is used for blast testing.

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.120
<v Speaker 1>You know, I never mind like top gun or something

0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:36.120
<v Speaker 1>where you're throwing the body into the ocean or you know,

0:32:36.480 --> 0:32:42.680
<v Speaker 1>cremating it or putting it underground. You're us thinking for blasting. Yeah, well,

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 1>now his mom did he Is he the one that

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 1>donated his mom's remains or did the mom decide before

0:32:48.840 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 1>she passed away that this is what she wanted to do.

0:32:50.920 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 1>She wanted to give it the science. I mean, I

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know the nuance on that, but I

0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you that. I actually, here's how I

0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:00.520
<v Speaker 1>relate to this story. All right, this, I don't think

0:33:00.560 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>i've told this story on the air before. So I

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 1>had an aunt from Chicago who I love. What a

0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:09.680
<v Speaker 1>nice woman. Aunt, Sadie was her name. She was very

0:33:09.760 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 1>nice to me when I was a kid. Wonderful woman.

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:14.840
<v Speaker 1>And when she got to the point where she you know,

0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 1>she knew her her mortality was coming up and she

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 1>was going to pass away. She was big into science

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:25.080
<v Speaker 1>and she decided to donate her body to science and

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>somewhere at a university in outside Chicago. My aunt Sadie

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:34.200
<v Speaker 1>right now, who died years ago, is still being preserved

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 1>as a cadaver in UH, in a in a science

0:33:38.680 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>lab where they're teaching doctors how to perform medical procedures.

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I believe she's her remains are still there, which is uh.

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 1>But if you agreed to donate your body, you know

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 1>all bets are off right. They could do they could

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:53.480
<v Speaker 1>do this, and that's correct. But he signed a couple

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 1>of documents and one of them didn't mention that there'd

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 1>be explosives involved, and he did not give his consent

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 1>to that. So what he bade Pstmably said was she

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 1>was supposedly strapped to a couple of chairs on some

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:07.120
<v Speaker 1>kind of apparatus, and then detonation took place, and they're

0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:10.000
<v Speaker 1>basically trying to test her body out against I E. D.

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:16.359
<v Speaker 1>S oh Man what already deadically I would hope, I mean,

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>but just the blast bang boom bam, and you were

0:34:25.239 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 1>a natural seting. This one's great for you and I

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 1>and probably some of your listeners too, But vegans and

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 1>vegetarians actually may have a higher stroke risk. Yeah, this

0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:37.520
<v Speaker 1>is good. I saw this story. This is a study

0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 1>that was done here. And you know, I like because

0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I have friends of mine that are vegans. In fact,

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:44.040
<v Speaker 1>one of the guys I see at the gym a

0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:46.279
<v Speaker 1>couple of days a week is a big vegan. He's

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 1>trying to get me into the cult of veganism and

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 1>all that stuff. And because the one thing that really

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 1>annoys me about vegans I I usually try to live

0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:55.880
<v Speaker 1>in my life with like each their own, you know,

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 1>even though I judge athletes all the time because that's

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:00.440
<v Speaker 1>the gig. But you know, whatever people choose to do,

0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>if you're you know, you, whatever your religious background is

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:06.279
<v Speaker 1>or whatever you're into, what kind of taboo stuff. I'm like,

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm not here to judge. Leave me alone.

0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Stay I stay in my lane. You stay in your lane.

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:14.319
<v Speaker 1>But these vegans do not stay in their lane. All right.

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.719
<v Speaker 1>These are elitist. These are they believe they have the

0:35:17.800 --> 0:35:21.880
<v Speaker 1>cheap code to life. They're arrogant, egotistical, and I don't

0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:23.839
<v Speaker 1>like it. So I love when these stories pop up,

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:29.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, because these highbrow people who annoy me, they're overbearing.

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I say, Okay, you might get the old stroke. What

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 1>do you more annoyed by? Though, vegans or cross fitters?

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Cross fits are pretty bad. Yeah, but I'm not around

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 1>cross fits because when I go to the gym, there's

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:46.000
<v Speaker 1>no CrossFit like class type situation. So I I mostly

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 1>deal with the vegan crowd, you know. That's that, that's

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:50.919
<v Speaker 1>the cult that I have to deal with at the gym.

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:53.359
<v Speaker 1>But I imagine I've never worked out with your guests,

0:35:53.360 --> 0:35:54.719
<v Speaker 1>gard nor do I want to work out with you.

0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 1>But I imagine you're the kind of guy that likely

0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:00.759
<v Speaker 1>at the gym is flexing and looking. No, no, no, no,

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean I wear uh, leggings, I'll wear long sleeve leggings,

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:07.920
<v Speaker 1>a chick. What's going on with oh? But I mean

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:10.200
<v Speaker 1>wear shorts over that? What the hell's wrong with you? Man?

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:12.719
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I mean, look, it's not a bad look

0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:16.760
<v Speaker 1>at all. But I mean I'm actually creeping towards forty,

0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:20.360
<v Speaker 1>where you're on the closer side of fifties. So no,

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 1>not at all. I'm learning how to eat better and

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 1>drink wiser and work out more efficiently. So this is

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:30.600
<v Speaker 1>one of those things. Actually, what happened was Ben, was

0:36:30.640 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 1>that there was a British medical journal that published this.

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:35.720
<v Speaker 1>It's fascinating because it said that they had ten fewer

0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 1>cases of people with heart disease. Forty thousand people that

0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:41.560
<v Speaker 1>were part of this test, there were three times more

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 1>likely to have a stroke than they were to have

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:48.439
<v Speaker 1>heart disease. Okay, just to be vegan, right, yeah, yeah,

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean you figured you gotta you gotta free pass

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:53.880
<v Speaker 1>health wise if you're vegan, right, if you live the

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.439
<v Speaker 1>vegan life. But mostly a lot of people they only

0:36:56.480 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 1>become vegan after they have had some kind of health problem.

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:04.239
<v Speaker 1>Like that's my that's my theory, like you to get

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 1>the cancer or something like that. Like even I if

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I if my doctor said, if you want to live

0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:11.799
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years longer, go go vegan, I would

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:13.400
<v Speaker 1>go to the dark side. I would go to the

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 1>pits of hell of veganism. But I hope I never

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 1>have to do that. I I want to be the

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 1>pillar of strength against that. But if I have to,

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I would do I did that last year for thirty days.

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I actually had to do my annual physical and my

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:28.960
<v Speaker 1>doctor told me my triglyzerates were high, collect cholesterol was high,

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 1>my testosterone was really low, my vitamin D was low,

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:34.600
<v Speaker 1>so I cut out a bunch of red meat, cut

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:36.919
<v Speaker 1>out a bunch of poultry, cut out the fish as well,

0:37:36.960 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 1>to start taking the vitamin D supplements and within a

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:43.920
<v Speaker 1>year everything shot back to normal. So just corrected, but

0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 1>I had to do it. The side of my family

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:50.879
<v Speaker 1>only say, um, like three months or something like that.

0:37:51.000 --> 0:37:54.320
<v Speaker 1>You can change anything, like your diet. I think you

0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:55.960
<v Speaker 1>do your diet in like a couple of weeks. You

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:59.080
<v Speaker 1>can reset your body. I've read that before. But you

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 1>have health problems in your I have health. Everyone has

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 1>health problems in their family. But the most annoying annoying thing, though,

0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 1>is I got family members that are incredible shape, skinny, fit,

0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 1>and they have terrible genetics. And then you got the

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 1>other side of my family, which is just overweight and

0:38:13.040 --> 0:38:15.839
<v Speaker 1>they have clean bills at health. Isn't that great? How

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:19.000
<v Speaker 1>random life is? Like you could be you know, the

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:21.480
<v Speaker 1>fittest person in the world's gonna drop dead at some point,

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:24.520
<v Speaker 1>and the biggest, fattest tub of goo is also going

0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:26.839
<v Speaker 1>to drop dead. But you know you can enjoy a

0:38:26.840 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of delicious fried foods and candy bars. All right,

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:30.880
<v Speaker 1>what's we gotta pick this up? What's the last one.

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:34.320
<v Speaker 1>It's a fifth hour. Don't stick to sports here, Ben

0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Maller with the gag on you should already know that.

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm told you don't have to reset that much in

0:38:38.560 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 1>the podcast because the people already know what the hell

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:42.799
<v Speaker 1>they're listening to. But anyway, what's the last story here?

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 1>What do we have? Well, I was just gonna go

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 1>back to when we talked about with the hurricanes and whatnot.

0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 1>So those two stories and the street value of all

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:51.759
<v Speaker 1>that stuff was three thousand dollars. So you're looking at

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:55.279
<v Speaker 1>being washed up in Florida right now. It's not like that.

0:38:55.360 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 1>You have the car obviously with the vegan stuff, and

0:38:57.680 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 1>then of course the body being used. What about the

0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:04.359
<v Speaker 1>did you see that story about Facebook recently where they

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 1>said that Facebook is heading towards doomsday prophecies? You know,

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.319
<v Speaker 1>for for for about a hundred years, people have said

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:16.320
<v Speaker 1>major League Baseball is gonna die. In fact, Sporting News

0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:19.719
<v Speaker 1>last week they put a story out which I gotta

0:39:19.800 --> 0:39:22.320
<v Speaker 1>kick out of, going back to like the early nineteen

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:25.920
<v Speaker 1>twenties and some columnists for some New York paper was

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:28.920
<v Speaker 1>writing how baseball is no longer good. It was losing

0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:31.239
<v Speaker 1>his way so like a hundred years they've been saying

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 1>baseball is gonna die, uh and all everyone's getting too old.

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I bring that up because Facebook there's a story out

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:42.120
<v Speaker 1>recently they said Facebook account owners who have have died

0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 1>may soon out number the living people on Facebook. There

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>will be more dormant accounts on Facebook, then there will

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:53.799
<v Speaker 1>be people among the living. And that's what we're heading

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:58.680
<v Speaker 1>towards a point of demarcation here coming up. And I

0:39:58.719 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know how you do you do that? It's it's

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:02.600
<v Speaker 1>one of these things. It's like the old bit the

0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:06.320
<v Speaker 1>late George Carlin did, which which I guess I'll parody

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 1>on this because I agree with him. It was like

0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 1>when when when someone dies, And unfortunately I'm at the

0:40:11.680 --> 0:40:13.919
<v Speaker 1>age where I've had people who were friends of mine

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:17.680
<v Speaker 1>relatives die, Like when do you take their phone numbers

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:20.360
<v Speaker 1>out of your phone? Like I have a bunch of

0:40:20.360 --> 0:40:23.160
<v Speaker 1>phone numbers of dead people that I were friends with.

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I I just can't. I can't take myself because I

0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like that ends it when I it's officially over

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:31.280
<v Speaker 1>when I take their number out of the phone. For

0:40:31.280 --> 0:40:34.880
<v Speaker 1>for some dopey sentimental reasons, I have these people so

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I can occasionally see their names and and say, oh,

0:40:37.480 --> 0:40:39.399
<v Speaker 1>I remember that person, you know, not that I can't

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I can't call them because they're not alive. They're dead,

0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:44.399
<v Speaker 1>they're in a cemetery somewhere or whatever. But uh but

0:40:44.400 --> 0:40:47.480
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, so like with Facebook, like you can't, like

0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Facebook can't just delete all these accounts, right because there

0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.239
<v Speaker 1>are people I would imagine that go back and their

0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 1>mom died or their their dad or their whatever, their grandma,

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 1>and they want to look at their Facebook page to

0:40:57.320 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of look back at the photos. And you can't

0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:01.200
<v Speaker 1>really get rid of those. So should they put like

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:03.719
<v Speaker 1>a separate wing on Facebook of like the dead wing

0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 1>or the cemetery wing where if you died, you move

0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>over to that part of Facebook. Like they got to

0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:10.359
<v Speaker 1>figure that out. Yeah, but what happens because you get

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.479
<v Speaker 1>some shady people out there that will proclaim that they're

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:14.880
<v Speaker 1>dead right that they'll want some funeral service. We've had

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:17.919
<v Speaker 1>people that have have these these stages, a little stage

0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:21.320
<v Speaker 1>like I have cancer or have some kind of debilitating

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:23.760
<v Speaker 1>disease or whatever it may be, then asked for money

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:26.760
<v Speaker 1>from charities or from people around them, and then proclaim

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 1>a couple of months of their healed and it was

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 1>all just a fake. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're They're called

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.880
<v Speaker 1>con artists is what they are called. They are absolutely

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:38.879
<v Speaker 1>called Karna's card. Uh what I say, I screwed that up? Yeah,

0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:43.239
<v Speaker 1>cars alright? Confidence man, Your khan is short for confidence gain.

0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:46.400
<v Speaker 1>You gain the confidence of someone and they do whatever

0:41:46.440 --> 0:41:50.320
<v Speaker 1>you want. It's called the Svengali effect. Also, you can brainwashing.

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:53.240
<v Speaker 1>I love it. So this study bend Oxford Internet Institute

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:56.880
<v Speaker 1>revealed that at least one point four million Facebook members

0:41:57.040 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 1>are going to die before the year And well, sure, yeah,

0:42:01.440 --> 0:42:03.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean most people are at one point four billion.

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, everyone dies. You hear the gravity of

0:42:08.560 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 1>that number, though, I mean we're all gonna be dead

0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 1>within a hundred and fifty years, right, I mean all

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>of us, you know, some of us sooner than others.

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:18.600
<v Speaker 1>But what did I see? The the number of the

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:21.319
<v Speaker 1>total number of humans. I read this somewhere and it's

0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:24.759
<v Speaker 1>probably not true, um, but the total number of humans

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:26.799
<v Speaker 1>that have ever lived on the planet, they estimated about

0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:30.840
<v Speaker 1>a hundred eight billion. That's it. That's it, hundred eight billion,

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:34.800
<v Speaker 1>and uh so that every one of them will have died.

0:42:34.840 --> 0:42:37.800
<v Speaker 1>And that's how it goes that's a very very positively.

0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we put the bow on this? With an

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:43.320
<v Speaker 1>email I got which I believe sums up the fifth

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:46.800
<v Speaker 1>hour with Ben Mallers. So, my guy Moving Man Matt

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:50.240
<v Speaker 1>a legend. This is a p one. This guy Busses asked.

0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 1>He listens to our show driving all over the East Coast,

0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:56.440
<v Speaker 1>moving people around and all that stuff, and he found

0:42:56.480 --> 0:42:58.760
<v Speaker 1>out about this fifth out. He sent me an email.

0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 1>He said, Ben, many times I have pledged allegiance to

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:06.040
<v Speaker 1>the Mallar Militia and to you. So help me God.

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:10.400
<v Speaker 1>If that ass hat Gascon is your producer for this

0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:14.200
<v Speaker 1>new podcast, that's the stuff right there. Uh he is,

0:43:14.840 --> 0:43:18.799
<v Speaker 1>I will book myself a moving load to so Cal

0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:24.399
<v Speaker 1>and it's on me and Gascon in the verbal octagon.

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:28.759
<v Speaker 1>And then he says that asshole disrespected me. See I

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 1>cursed gas Because I can say the word I have

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 1>to say a whole I can say assholes, ass asshole.

0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:36.759
<v Speaker 1>Say I said it. Uh, this asshole disrespected me. The math,

0:43:36.880 --> 0:43:40.319
<v Speaker 1>the Militia and the great Ben Maller's parking spot. This

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:43.919
<v Speaker 1>cannot go on, answered Moving Man Matt wrote, this would

0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>be like teaming with shots in my opinion. Uh, and

0:43:47.760 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 1>then he he signed it hashtag I hate gas gund

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:53.359
<v Speaker 1>So you want to take this guy on an octagon. Well,

0:43:53.360 --> 0:43:54.840
<v Speaker 1>first of all, I'm gonna have a couple of points

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:57.880
<v Speaker 1>out there. I'm glad you brought up shots because it

0:43:58.000 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 1>is my commitment to your podcast asks before the end

0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:06.200
<v Speaker 1>of twenty nineteen, I will get William Shatner on this podcast. No, no,

0:44:06.320 --> 0:44:11.040
<v Speaker 1>we're We're good. It will happen. Now, you can't afford it.

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:15.319
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna Shatner is gonna demand to check. He's like,

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:18.279
<v Speaker 1>he's essentially like the guy in Miami who begs. He's

0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:20.919
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, you gotta give him. I would be open.

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 1>I have people I know that no Shatner that associates

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:27.080
<v Speaker 1>of his or whatever, but he is. He's a very

0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:30.719
<v Speaker 1>curmudgeoney type of person from what I'm told. But we

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:32.640
<v Speaker 1>did have I love the militia that was able to

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 1>take down the Trek's we won the battle. We won

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<v Speaker 1>the battle, had listeners that donated to his charity. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we we have as collateral damage people right now listening.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be one of the people listening to The

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<v Speaker 1>Fifth Hour who were blocked by William Shatter. The only

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<v Speaker 1>person that's blocked more people than William Shatner is Ben Roethlisberger.

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<v Speaker 1>Who who has blocked everyone? Have you been blocked by

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<v Speaker 1>Roethlisberger about Deshaun Watson has been? He blocked? Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>Roethlisberger preemptively blocked whoever runs his social media blocked everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>You had. Deshaun Watson and Domakansu of the Buccaneers blocked

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<v Speaker 1>me as well as a ram. It's good. We'll bring

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<v Speaker 1>Matt out here. Bring his ass out here. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go any any kind of octagon, verbal, physical, whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>he will kick yours. He's a big dude. Well he's

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<v Speaker 1>got no cardio then now you're a TV guy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a blue collar, moving guy. He's got macheesemo t stosterone

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<v Speaker 1>levels or high. He doesn't have to worry about low testosterone.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a family Guy's got like the Brady Bunch thing

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<v Speaker 1>going on. Moving man, Matt, why does it come out here?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean to goof with you? That's why he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to come out here. I would be embarrassed, natural audience,

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you want that? Can you at least end

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<v Speaker 1>young gust On? What's wrong with you? You're going too long?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that email. You need to have a

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<v Speaker 1>positive email email. He said, there's no there's no positive email.

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<v Speaker 1>There's none, there's a positive email. I don't see any

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<v Speaker 1>positive email. I'm looking. It's all negative. It's all everyone's negative.

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<v Speaker 1>People who are happy don't send emails anyway. Uh, that'll

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<v Speaker 1>we'll put the baby to bed, as to say, But

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<v Speaker 1>we will have another podcast on this channel, Benny Versus

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<v Speaker 1>the Penny, and we will also have coming up next

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<v Speaker 1>week a brand new podcast. So again, give us your feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us would you like, you didn't like and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>So tell me how much you hated gascon. I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy that. That's like, that's like just amazing. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>a sugar rush those emails and enjoy the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>your weekend.