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Speaker 1: people should do. And I I can't advise you to

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Speaker 1: this because I think there's some kind of morality in it.

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Speaker 1: But you know, I'm not gonna look down upon you.

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Speaker 1: If you go to someone like my dad, who's my

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Speaker 1: dad's agent, just grab their phone, set up the podcast

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Speaker 1: feed to automatically download, Like, I'm not going to look

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Speaker 1: down upon you, right, because I believe that's all we need.

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Speaker 1: I think. I think if you as long as you subscribe,

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Speaker 1: I think we're good to eat. Now. It helps if

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Speaker 1: you actually listen. But I think that's all we need, right,

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Speaker 1: I think so, I think so. But here here's my

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Speaker 1: commitment to you, Ben, because obviously in the digital world

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Speaker 1: you have finally started to evolve and get into the

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Speaker 1: podcasting world. I'm gonna help publish this content across other

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Speaker 1: platforms as well. So we'll do really yeah, we'll do Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I know you hate using Instagram, but Instagram, I believe

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Speaker 1: Instagram is for the booty model and I love the

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Speaker 1: booty model. But I I don't know that it's for

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Speaker 1: you know this, but I mean I don't have to

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Speaker 1: be handcuffed away from from Instagram. I'm open to I

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Speaker 1: know there's cool people on there. Yes, And anytime you

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Speaker 1: introduce a booty model, you want to have some kind

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Speaker 1: of serenading done. So I want to have a couple

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Speaker 1: of eloquent voices along the way. So we'll do that.

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Speaker 1: I'll also publish these on LinkedIn as well, which is

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Speaker 1: a professional website that we can use at any given time.

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Speaker 1: And of course, wasn't that a website you use when

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Speaker 1: you want a job. Well, I need a job, have

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Speaker 1: a job promoting a job. Since you have the male

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Speaker 1: market cornered, I will handle the female market. I'll say

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Speaker 1: this much because you have a couple of female listeners

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Speaker 1: that that texted and called me the last couple of days,

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Speaker 1: and you also had someone in your family give me

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Speaker 1: her blessing and say this is gonna be great. Forward

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Speaker 1: to it. So she was just being don't shortcut that.

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to position yourself as a babe magnet?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you were trying to you You're literally

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Speaker 1: you were were you casting nova? Don Juan over there,

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Speaker 1: What the hell is going on with you? I'm made

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Speaker 1: for TV right somewhere? Are you are? That's right? You

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Speaker 1: are a TV guy. You know how I feel about

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Speaker 1: TV guys. I'm not like Jesse Palmer or something like that.

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Speaker 1: You know it. You put your did you put your

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Speaker 1: your makeup on? Nudge nudge for the show now. But

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Speaker 1: we will do it. We will do some glamour shots

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Speaker 1: when we publish our of course we are. You have

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Speaker 1: to do you fraudulent photo on your Twitter handle with

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Speaker 1: your press release, So we're gonna do something that's updated.

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Speaker 1: That fraudulent photo was from like fifteen years ago. No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't fifteen years you know. Listen, my my theory

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Speaker 1: on this. I've said this on The Overnight Show, but

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Speaker 1: I I believe that I intentionally fatten up before photo shoots.

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Speaker 1: They only do a few of these things, like every

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Speaker 1: four or five years, though, because they change the lineup

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Speaker 1: and then you know, they have a new morning show

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Speaker 1: or whatever, and they'll bring in a professional camera crew

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Speaker 1: do a photo shoot for the people at work at

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Speaker 1: the five Fox, and everything I looked back, I did

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Speaker 1: a little Rollodex thing in my head. Every single time,

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Speaker 1: every single time guest on that I we did one

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Speaker 1: of these things at the company. I was about as

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Speaker 1: fat as I was in that period of my life.

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Speaker 1: And even since the last photo shoot, I look at

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Speaker 1: that photo, I'm like, this is disgusting, what a monster,

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Speaker 1: And I've lost weight. I'm doing this in a minute

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Speaker 1: fasting thing, uh and stuff. So but now, of course

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Speaker 1: they will not do a photo shoot until I get

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Speaker 1: to the point where I go off my diet and

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Speaker 1: I'm meeting candy bars all the time, and then I

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Speaker 1: get back up. You know, I gained the weight back.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly what I'm gonna use my cell phone. We'll

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Speaker 1: publish a couple of pictures with the new editions. Every

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Speaker 1: single week, we'll have an updated version of Ben Mallory.

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Speaker 1: As you continue to shed weight. So what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do to bring in the women? Are gonna sing

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Speaker 1: like romantic songs. You're gonna be a crooner as what

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Speaker 1: do you? What are you gonna do here? And because

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean women hate me in the radio.

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Speaker 1: It's a very few that put up with me. Mostly

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Speaker 1: it's it's not that they hate you, it's just that

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Speaker 1: they die that there's a difference of the female ship,

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Speaker 1: which is really really what a be sure to catch

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Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Our Show weekdays at two

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Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven p m Pacific on Fox Sports Radio

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Speaker 1: and the I Heart Radio app. All right, listen you can.

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Speaker 1: We're getting care I would like you. I'll find out

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Speaker 1: in the future. We'll talk about this next week or whatever.

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Speaker 1: But Benny Versus the Penny, now, that is gonna be

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Speaker 1: a separate podcast on this channel. As I said earlier,

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Speaker 1: if you were listening, if not, bad job by you. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And to give you the backstore and that if you're

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Speaker 1: someone that doesn't know the origins of Benny Versus the Penny.

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Speaker 1: This started about oh well, I don't want to say

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Speaker 1: how long. It was a long time ago. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: it started as Ben Versus the Coin. And then one

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Speaker 1: of my old producers, the great David Brickley, who's gone

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Speaker 1: on and done amazing things. I love the guy, but

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Speaker 1: he's a Laker apologist, the brick uh. And he's a

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Speaker 1: he's a big mogul on the media platforms, on the Internet.

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Speaker 1: It does a great job. But anyway, Brickley, who moved

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Speaker 1: on to did great things. He helped brainstorm and come

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Speaker 1: up with the name change to Benny Versus the Penny.

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Speaker 1: And it's all about football handicapping. It's a football handy

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Speaker 1: capping spectacular. Uh, breaking down each NFL game, predictions on

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen, what should happen against the spread. Now

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Speaker 1: that gamblings in about states, I believe something like that

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Speaker 1: are close to twenty five states. Uh, so we we

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Speaker 1: did this. The the currncept was it to prove that

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Speaker 1: how random this is picking NFL games. Everyone thinks they're

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Speaker 1: a genius and it has all the information. But I

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Speaker 1: could take an in adamant my object like a coin

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Speaker 1: with zero consciousness and still do pretty well picking games.

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Speaker 1: And usually we are close. You know, I spend hours.

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Speaker 1: I'm such a loose that's one of my hobbies. I

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Speaker 1: like to I like to handicap football games. And and

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Speaker 1: yet just flipping a coin does about as well, sometimes

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Speaker 1: better than me. Um. It shows you the random nature

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Speaker 1: of this stuff. And so now this, if this goes well,

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Speaker 1: we might do a spinoff. Guestcott, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you know about, but Benny versus the Dartboard, how about that?

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good? Didn't you have a listener. Last year

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Speaker 1: when all kinds of cash, Yes, yeah, that's correct. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with the the personal chef from someth in California. One

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00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: the big gambling contest in Las Vegas, Mallard Militia guy.

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Speaker 1: He won like a million bucks in Vegas in the

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Speaker 1: five pick five games a week, one of those the

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Speaker 1: big contests they have at one of the hotels in Vegas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the guy wanted he came on the show and he

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Speaker 1: promised us a bunch of steaks. I'm still waiting. I'm

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00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: still waiting for that. Um So. Anyway, so that's Benny

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Speaker 1: versus the penny. Well, that'll be separated. What we look

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Speaker 1: for it now, don't stick to sports. Be sure to

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Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at

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Speaker 1: two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific JASCO anyone when any

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Speaker 1: time on the overnight show, when I go off the

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Speaker 1: reservation and talk about stories that aren't hardcore sports, uh,

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Speaker 1: depending on what it is, depending on what the topic is,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't always go so well. People get upset. They

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Speaker 1: they want only sports and all that they want you

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Speaker 1: to be, you know, talk sports boy, and you know

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Speaker 1: how that all that nonsense. So on this we can

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Speaker 1: do a little bit that there are fun stories like that.

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Speaker 1: I love the bizarre stories of the of the week.

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Speaker 1: So what do we have on this week's But to

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Speaker 1: give an example of the bit non sports stories, we

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Speaker 1: should do like five of these things. So what do

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Speaker 1: we have this week? What stands out? All? Right? So, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: we have a hurricane that's taking place right now in Florida,

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Speaker 1: Hurricane Dorian, And because of that, there's a kinds of

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Speaker 1: stories that are are transpiring right now through the worldwide Web.

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Speaker 1: We've found a couple of them. One of them included

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Speaker 1: a brick bricks that washed up on the Florida beaches

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Speaker 1: right now that we're discovered by a couple of people.

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Speaker 1: So obviously we're looking at that as one of them.

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Speaker 1: Because of the Hurricane Dorian that's going on right now,

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Speaker 1: we have someone to decide not only to secure themselves

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Speaker 1: but also to secure their vehicle not inside of a garage,

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Speaker 1: but inside of their house. That was I saw. I

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Speaker 1: saw this. This is more of a visual story, but

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Speaker 1: this is hilarious. This is the eight Florida Man story,

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Speaker 1: right the Florida Man, This guy in his kitchen where

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Speaker 1: his kitchen table should be he parked. First of all,

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Speaker 1: how did you get the car into his house? Even

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Speaker 1: though there's a smart car? How do you get that

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Speaker 1: through the front door? He must have put that through

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Speaker 1: what the back the back sliding door or something like that.

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Speaker 1: How would you it looks like sliding doors. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: obviously there's nothing that you need to drive over through.

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Speaker 1: It looked like there was a kitchen that he has

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Speaker 1: his car placed in as well, and the smart car,

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Speaker 1: as you mentioned. I don't even know if either of

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Speaker 1: us could fit in this thing. No, no, I don't

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Speaker 1: think that would be be for me. And uh, that's

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Speaker 1: so what happens when the house floods and then the

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Speaker 1: cars underwater? So it's uh, it's uh, it's interesting. And

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Speaker 1: then here's the question. Then if you're if you're a

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Speaker 1: homeowner like you are, and you've dealt with a mansion

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Speaker 1: being flooded, would that fall under a homeowners insurance policy

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Speaker 1: or that be under a car and auto insurance? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know, I I don't live in in hurricane country,

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Speaker 1: so I don't I can't help you, guess. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We got out here earthquakes, so we got everything else.

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Speaker 1: We have about Yeah, I mean we uh you know,

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Speaker 1: it's the you know, the Fifth Ring of Hell or whatever,

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Speaker 1: Dante's Inferno. We we have that, I understand, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know the insurance. My general sense with insurance is

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Speaker 1: that if they can find a way to not pay

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Speaker 1: out the claim, they will take that. So so if

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Speaker 1: they can find a loophole, uh, then they will They

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Speaker 1: will absolutely not pay out the claim. They will do

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Speaker 1: anything in their power. They are unsurpassed in that department

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Speaker 1: of not having if they can find a loople And

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Speaker 1: then as far as the cocaine story, the Colombian band Bam,

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Speaker 1: these things pop up every once in a while. But

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Speaker 1: I I'm curious, like how many times does cocaine wash

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Speaker 1: up where they don't report it to the police, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. We're like, they just take the

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Speaker 1: cocaine and they have a party. Uh. And I you

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Speaker 1: gotta think that happens. Florida is such a big state,

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Speaker 1: the peninsula there, that this this probably happens more often

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Speaker 1: than you think. And and the other thing is, I

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Speaker 1: don't know much about the drug trade, but is there

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Speaker 1: just a bunch of coke floating out? You know, Mama

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Speaker 1: Coco out in the in Atlantic Ocean. It's got to

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Speaker 1: be right because these things are packaged, they're sealed, and

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Speaker 1: then they're carried in Duffel bags, sometimes in submarines. And

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Speaker 1: being here in California, you know we've got the underground

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Speaker 1: tunnels that come from Mexico. Yes, in Florida, it was

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Speaker 1: bags of cocaine in fact, kilos fifteen kilos with a

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Speaker 1: street value of three hundred thousand dollars. So you can

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Speaker 1: just imagine one brick what you'd be doing for a night. Well,

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Speaker 1: I I mean you maybe I well, I mean you're listening.

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Speaker 1: Wow again, listen, guests, all right, these are these are

639
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Speaker 1: sault of the earth. All right, you don't understand salt

640
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: of the earth. You don't understand, all right. So it

641
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: was I thought of a couple of listeners I have

642
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: in Florida, callers that would love to get a cocaine break.

643
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: Uh that would be that would be the greatest gift

644
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: ever for them, a golden ticket yet to call the ticket,

645
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: that would that would be uh snort snort, Yeah, what

646
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: else do we have? And what else do we have?

647
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: These are non sports stories, don't stick the sports. So

648
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: we go from the East coast to the West coast,

649
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: A man in Arizona says that he is a little

650
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: upset to find out his mother's body donation, which was

651
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: sent to a military facility, is used for blast testing.

652
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: You know, I never mind like top gun or something

653
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: where you're throwing the body into the ocean or you know,

654
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: cremating it or putting it underground. You're us thinking for blasting. Yeah, well,

655
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: now his mom did he Is he the one that

656
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: donated his mom's remains or did the mom decide before

657
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: she passed away that this is what she wanted to do.

658
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: She wanted to give it the science. I mean, I

659
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: don't I don't know the nuance on that, but I

660
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that. I actually, here's how I

661
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: relate to this story. All right, this, I don't think

662
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: i've told this story on the air before. So I

663
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: had an aunt from Chicago who I love. What a

664
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Speaker 1: nice woman. Aunt, Sadie was her name. She was very

665
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: nice to me when I was a kid. Wonderful woman.

666
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: And when she got to the point where she you know,

667
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: she knew her her mortality was coming up and she

668
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: was going to pass away. She was big into science

669
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: and she decided to donate her body to science and

670
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: somewhere at a university in outside Chicago. My aunt Sadie

671
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: right now, who died years ago, is still being preserved

672
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: as a cadaver in UH, in a in a science

673
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: lab where they're teaching doctors how to perform medical procedures.

674
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: I believe she's her remains are still there, which is uh.

675
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: But if you agreed to donate your body, you know

676
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: all bets are off right. They could do they could

677
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: do this, and that's correct. But he signed a couple

678
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: of documents and one of them didn't mention that there'd

679
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: be explosives involved, and he did not give his consent

680
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: to that. So what he bade Pstmably said was she

681
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: was supposedly strapped to a couple of chairs on some

682
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: kind of apparatus, and then detonation took place, and they're

683
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: basically trying to test her body out against I E. D.

684
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: S oh Man what already deadically I would hope, I mean,

685
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: but just the blast bang boom bam, and you were

686
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: a natural seting. This one's great for you and I

687
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: and probably some of your listeners too, But vegans and

688
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: vegetarians actually may have a higher stroke risk. Yeah, this

689
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: is good. I saw this story. This is a study

690
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: that was done here. And you know, I like because

691
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: I have friends of mine that are vegans. In fact,

692
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Speaker 1: one of the guys I see at the gym a

693
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: couple of days a week is a big vegan. He's

694
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: trying to get me into the cult of veganism and

695
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: all that stuff. And because the one thing that really

696
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: annoys me about vegans I I usually try to live

697
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: in my life with like each their own, you know,

698
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: even though I judge athletes all the time because that's

699
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: the gig. But you know, whatever people choose to do,

700
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: if you're you know, you, whatever your religious background is

701
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: or whatever you're into, what kind of taboo stuff. I'm like,

702
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not here to judge. Leave me alone.

703
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 1: Stay I stay in my lane. You stay in your lane.

704
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: But these vegans do not stay in their lane. All right.

705
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: These are elitist. These are they believe they have the

706
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: cheap code to life. They're arrogant, egotistical, and I don't

707
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: like it. So I love when these stories pop up,

708
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: you know, because these highbrow people who annoy me, they're overbearing.

709
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: I say, Okay, you might get the old stroke. What

710
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: do you more annoyed by? Though, vegans or cross fitters?

711
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: Cross fits are pretty bad. Yeah, but I'm not around

712
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: cross fits because when I go to the gym, there's

713
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: no CrossFit like class type situation. So I I mostly

714
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Speaker 1: deal with the vegan crowd, you know. That's that, that's

715
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 1: the cult that I have to deal with at the gym.

716
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: But I imagine I've never worked out with your guests,

717
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: gard nor do I want to work out with you.

718
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: But I imagine you're the kind of guy that likely

719
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: at the gym is flexing and looking. No, no, no, no,

720
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: I mean I wear uh, leggings, I'll wear long sleeve leggings,

721
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: a chick. What's going on with oh? But I mean

722
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: wear shorts over that? What the hell's wrong with you? Man?

723
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, look, it's not a bad look

724
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 1: at all. But I mean I'm actually creeping towards forty,

725
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: where you're on the closer side of fifties. So no,

726
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: not at all. I'm learning how to eat better and

727
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: drink wiser and work out more efficiently. So this is

728
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: one of those things. Actually, what happened was Ben, was

729
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: that there was a British medical journal that published this.

730
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: It's fascinating because it said that they had ten fewer

731
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: cases of people with heart disease. Forty thousand people that

732
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: were part of this test, there were three times more

733
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: likely to have a stroke than they were to have

734
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:48,439
Speaker 1: heart disease. Okay, just to be vegan, right, yeah, yeah,

735
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: I mean you figured you gotta you gotta free pass

736
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: health wise if you're vegan, right, if you live the

737
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: vegan life. But mostly a lot of people they only

738
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: become vegan after they have had some kind of health problem.

739
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: Like that's my that's my theory, like you to get

740
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: the cancer or something like that. Like even I if

741
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: I if my doctor said, if you want to live

742
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: a couple of years longer, go go vegan, I would

743
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: go to the dark side. I would go to the

744
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: pits of hell of veganism. But I hope I never

745
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: have to do that. I I want to be the

746
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: pillar of strength against that. But if I have to,

747
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: I would do I did that last year for thirty days.

748
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: I actually had to do my annual physical and my

749
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: doctor told me my triglyzerates were high, collect cholesterol was high,

750
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: my testosterone was really low, my vitamin D was low,

751
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: so I cut out a bunch of red meat, cut

752
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 1: out a bunch of poultry, cut out the fish as well,

753
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: to start taking the vitamin D supplements and within a

754
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: year everything shot back to normal. So just corrected, but

755
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: I had to do it. The side of my family

756
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: only say, um, like three months or something like that.

757
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: You can change anything, like your diet. I think you

758
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: do your diet in like a couple of weeks. You

759
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: can reset your body. I've read that before. But you

760
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: have health problems in your I have health. Everyone has

761
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: health problems in their family. But the most annoying annoying thing, though,

762
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: is I got family members that are incredible shape, skinny, fit,

763
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: and they have terrible genetics. And then you got the

764
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: other side of my family, which is just overweight and

765
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: they have clean bills at health. Isn't that great? How

766
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: random life is? Like you could be you know, the

767
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: fittest person in the world's gonna drop dead at some point,

768
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: and the biggest, fattest tub of goo is also going

769
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 1: to drop dead. But you know you can enjoy a

770
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: lot of delicious fried foods and candy bars. All right,

771
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: what's we gotta pick this up? What's the last one.

772
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: It's a fifth hour. Don't stick to sports here, Ben

773
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: Maller with the gag on you should already know that.

774
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: I'm told you don't have to reset that much in

775
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: the podcast because the people already know what the hell

776
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: they're listening to. But anyway, what's the last story here?

777
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: What do we have? Well, I was just gonna go

778
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: back to when we talked about with the hurricanes and whatnot.

779
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: So those two stories and the street value of all

780
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: that stuff was three thousand dollars. So you're looking at

781
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: being washed up in Florida right now. It's not like that.

782
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: You have the car obviously with the vegan stuff, and

783
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: then of course the body being used. What about the

784
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: did you see that story about Facebook recently where they

785
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: said that Facebook is heading towards doomsday prophecies? You know,

786
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: for for for about a hundred years, people have said

787
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: major League Baseball is gonna die. In fact, Sporting News

788
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: last week they put a story out which I gotta

789
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: kick out of, going back to like the early nineteen

790
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: twenties and some columnists for some New York paper was

791
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: writing how baseball is no longer good. It was losing

792
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: his way so like a hundred years they've been saying

793
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: baseball is gonna die, uh and all everyone's getting too old.

794
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: I bring that up because Facebook there's a story out

795
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: recently they said Facebook account owners who have have died

796
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: may soon out number the living people on Facebook. There

797
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: will be more dormant accounts on Facebook, then there will

798
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: be people among the living. And that's what we're heading

799
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: towards a point of demarcation here coming up. And I

800
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: don't know how you do you do that? It's it's

801
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: one of these things. It's like the old bit the

802
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: late George Carlin did, which which I guess I'll parody

803
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: on this because I agree with him. It was like

804
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: when when when someone dies, And unfortunately I'm at the

805
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 1: age where I've had people who were friends of mine

806
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: relatives die, Like when do you take their phone numbers

807
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: out of your phone? Like I have a bunch of

808
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: phone numbers of dead people that I were friends with.

809
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: I I just can't. I can't take myself because I

810
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: feel like that ends it when I it's officially over

811
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: when I take their number out of the phone. For

812
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: for some dopey sentimental reasons, I have these people so

813
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: I can occasionally see their names and and say, oh,

814
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,399
Speaker 1: I remember that person, you know, not that I can't

815
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: I can't call them because they're not alive. They're dead,

816
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 1: they're in a cemetery somewhere or whatever. But uh but

817
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: but yeah, so like with Facebook, like you can't, like

818
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: Facebook can't just delete all these accounts, right because there

819
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: are people I would imagine that go back and their

820
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: mom died or their their dad or their whatever, their grandma,

821
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: and they want to look at their Facebook page to

822
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: kind of look back at the photos. And you can't

823
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: really get rid of those. So should they put like

824
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: a separate wing on Facebook of like the dead wing

825
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: or the cemetery wing where if you died, you move

826
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: over to that part of Facebook. Like they got to

827
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: figure that out. Yeah, but what happens because you get

828
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,479
Speaker 1: some shady people out there that will proclaim that they're

829
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: dead right that they'll want some funeral service. We've had

830
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 1: people that have have these these stages, a little stage

831
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: like I have cancer or have some kind of debilitating

832
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 1: disease or whatever it may be, then asked for money

833
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 1: from charities or from people around them, and then proclaim

834
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: a couple of months of their healed and it was

835
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: all just a fake. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're They're called

836
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: con artists is what they are called. They are absolutely

837
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: called Karna's card. Uh what I say, I screwed that up? Yeah,

838
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: cars alright? Confidence man, Your khan is short for confidence gain.

839
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: You gain the confidence of someone and they do whatever

840
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 1: you want. It's called the Svengali effect. Also, you can brainwashing.

841
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: I love it. So this study bend Oxford Internet Institute

842
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: revealed that at least one point four million Facebook members

843
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: are going to die before the year And well, sure, yeah,

844
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: I mean most people are at one point four billion.

845
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, everyone dies. You hear the gravity of

846
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: that number, though, I mean we're all gonna be dead

847
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: within a hundred and fifty years, right, I mean all

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Speaker 1: of us, you know, some of us sooner than others.

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Speaker 1: But what did I see? The the number of the

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Speaker 1: total number of humans. I read this somewhere and it's

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Speaker 1: probably not true, um, but the total number of humans

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Speaker 1: that have ever lived on the planet, they estimated about

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Speaker 1: a hundred eight billion. That's it. That's it, hundred eight billion,

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Speaker 1: and uh so that every one of them will have died.

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Speaker 1: And that's how it goes that's a very very positively.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we put the bow on this? With an

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Speaker 1: email I got which I believe sums up the fifth

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Speaker 1: hour with Ben Mallers. So, my guy Moving Man Matt

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Speaker 1: a legend. This is a p one. This guy Busses asked.

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Speaker 1: He listens to our show driving all over the East Coast,

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Speaker 1: moving people around and all that stuff, and he found

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Speaker 1: out about this fifth out. He sent me an email.

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Speaker 1: He said, Ben, many times I have pledged allegiance to

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Speaker 1: the Mallar Militia and to you. So help me God.

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Speaker 1: If that ass hat Gascon is your producer for this

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Speaker 1: new podcast, that's the stuff right there. Uh he is,

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Speaker 1: I will book myself a moving load to so Cal

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Speaker 1: and it's on me and Gascon in the verbal octagon.

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Speaker 1: And then he says that asshole disrespected me. See I

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Speaker 1: cursed gas Because I can say the word I have

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Speaker 1: to say a whole I can say assholes, ass asshole.

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Speaker 1: Say I said it. Uh, this asshole disrespected me. The math,

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Speaker 1: the Militia and the great Ben Maller's parking spot. This

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Speaker 1: cannot go on, answered Moving Man Matt wrote, this would

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Speaker 1: be like teaming with shots in my opinion. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: then he he signed it hashtag I hate gas gund

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Speaker 1: So you want to take this guy on an octagon. Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I'm gonna have a couple of points

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Speaker 1: out there. I'm glad you brought up shots because it

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Speaker 1: is my commitment to your podcast asks before the end

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Speaker 1: of twenty nineteen, I will get William Shatner on this podcast. No, no,

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Speaker 1: we're We're good. It will happen. Now, you can't afford it.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna Shatner is gonna demand to check. He's like,

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Speaker 1: he's essentially like the guy in Miami who begs. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna be like, you gotta give him. I would be open.

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Speaker 1: I have people I know that no Shatner that associates

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Speaker 1: of his or whatever, but he is. He's a very

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Speaker 1: curmudgeoney type of person from what I'm told. But we

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Speaker 1: did have I love the militia that was able to

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Speaker 1: take down the Trek's we won the battle. We won

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Speaker 1: the battle, had listeners that donated to his charity. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we we have as collateral damage people right now listening.

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Speaker 1: You might be one of the people listening to The

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Speaker 1: Fifth Hour who were blocked by William Shatter. The only

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Speaker 1: person that's blocked more people than William Shatner is Ben Roethlisberger.

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Speaker 1: Who who has blocked everyone? Have you been blocked by

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Speaker 1: Roethlisberger about Deshaun Watson has been? He blocked? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: Roethlisberger preemptively blocked whoever runs his social media blocked everyone?

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Speaker 1: You had. Deshaun Watson and Domakansu of the Buccaneers blocked

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Speaker 1: me as well as a ram. It's good. We'll bring

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Speaker 1: Matt out here. Bring his ass out here. You gotta

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Speaker 1: go any any kind of octagon, verbal, physical, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: he will kick yours. He's a big dude. Well he's

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Speaker 1: got no cardio then now you're a TV guy. He's

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Speaker 1: a blue collar, moving guy. He's got macheesemo t stosterone

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Speaker 1: levels or high. He doesn't have to worry about low testosterone.

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Speaker 1: He's a family Guy's got like the Brady Bunch thing

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Speaker 1: going on. Moving man, Matt, why does it come out here?

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Speaker 1: I mean to goof with you? That's why he wants

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Speaker 1: to come out here. I would be embarrassed, natural audience,

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Speaker 1: Why would you want that? Can you at least end

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Speaker 1: young gust On? What's wrong with you? You're going too long?

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Speaker 1: I don't like that email. You need to have a

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Speaker 1: positive email email. He said, there's no there's no positive email.

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Speaker 1: There's none, there's a positive email. I don't see any

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Speaker 1: positive email. I'm looking. It's all negative. It's all everyone's negative.

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Speaker 1: People who are happy don't send emails anyway. Uh, that'll

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Speaker 1: we'll put the baby to bed, as to say, But

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Speaker 1: we will have another podcast on this channel, Benny Versus

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Speaker 1: the Penny, and we will also have coming up next

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Speaker 1: week a brand new podcast. So again, give us your feedback.

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Speaker 1: Tell us would you like, you didn't like and all that,

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Speaker 1: So tell me how much you hated gascon. I'll just

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Speaker 1: enjoy that. That's like, that's like just amazing. That's like

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Speaker 1: a sugar rush those emails and enjoy the rest of

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Speaker 1: your weekend.