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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important. Let's go. Can I say I do

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Speaker 1: hate that I see all the time everyone doesn't now,

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Speaker 1: and I think it started with Lebron and I think

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Speaker 1: I might have shipped on this in the podcast before.

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Speaker 1: But when people go let's go, it is crazy. It

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Speaker 1: bugs me and honestly, and I don't get that bugged

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Speaker 1: by a lot of things, but I'm like, you're very

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Speaker 1: un you can't bug this. Bugged by that. I am

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Speaker 1: bugged by that. Let's go. It's the response to everything

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Speaker 1: now everything. The intensity of it I think would get

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Speaker 1: very annoying. And it is annoying. But I what did

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Speaker 1: work on set with some guys who were very subtly

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Speaker 1: were like, let's go, and I did dig it. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you're literally going somewhere, they were on their way

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Speaker 1: to go somewhere. Yeah, if you're if you're like, hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: let's go, let's go. We're ready to go, guys Van's running, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go. When it's like, uh, you sink a cornhole

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Speaker 1: shot and you go, let's go, or the kids opening

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Speaker 1: like their Christmas presents on Instagram. They were like getting

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Speaker 1: a PS five. They're like the PS five, let's go

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Speaker 1: about a Christmas gift. Let's go My parents are rich.

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Speaker 1: Your poor grass parents can't go anywhere. So this is

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Speaker 1: the thing I've always wanted to kind of like step out,

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Speaker 1: but then I just forget because it's not that important.

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Speaker 1: But this is important. It is important, it is this

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Speaker 1: is important. I feel like birdwatchers also. It's just it's

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Speaker 1: kind of a swing underground swinger organization that checks out.

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Speaker 1: They're like, what's up with your cockatoob? Bro? I guess

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Speaker 1: it's not easy topher, not that underground. Let me suck

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Speaker 1: your blue Let me suck your blue bird. I will

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Speaker 1: suck your suck your wife. Hey, can I lick your

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Speaker 1: us whole? Kato? I will suck your wife while you

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Speaker 1: suck my cockatoo. It all just ends in kato. What's

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Speaker 1: up with your cockatoo? Bro? Can I lick your dick hole? Kutu?

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Speaker 1: Shove your seagull up my ass? So close has been

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Speaker 1: gone for a few days. She's, you know, visiting her family,

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Speaker 1: and I'm left to my own devices. We know what

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Speaker 1: that means, we know what that means your iPad and

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Speaker 1: your iPhone, all the devices. Dude. I uh, I almost

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Speaker 1: died the other night. What happened? What happened? God, let's

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Speaker 1: unpack this. I don't know when I turned it on.

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Speaker 1: It must have been like the day that she left

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Speaker 1: the stove, oh boy. And I had it on for

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Speaker 1: like legit almost three days, like the burner or like

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Speaker 1: the oven, the gas like it was all the way

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Speaker 1: to the summer, so you couldn't even see the flame.

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Speaker 1: So it was just on and I have it's cold,

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Speaker 1: so I have all the windows shut and my ears

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Speaker 1: being weird, so I'm just kind of running my fireplace.

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Speaker 1: So I'm running the fireplace, have the gas. And then

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Speaker 1: I turned the fireplace off because I'm smelling like rotten eggs,

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Speaker 1: good job. I'm like who farted and diarrhea. And it

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Speaker 1: was like several days of me going like something stinks.

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Speaker 1: I'm like taking showers, going like do I stink? Like shit?

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Speaker 1: Am I like just putrid smelling? Did I? Did I see? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Am I sleeping in my And I'm like looking through

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Speaker 1: like I check underneath the cushions on the couch and everything,

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Speaker 1: taking like did I? Because also I'm kind I've been

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Speaker 1: a kind of a miss this weekend. I also puts

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Speaker 1: this weekend and my eye explode? Are you look insane? Happens?

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Speaker 1: I drank? No, I had some people over. There's a

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Speaker 1: boat boat parade down here, so like, I had some

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Speaker 1: people over. We all sat outside, we drank. Everybody left,

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Speaker 1: and then my one buddy Jeff was like, y'all stit

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Speaker 1: around and drink with you for you guys know him

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Speaker 1: as Tater Salad. He's a big fan of the podcast,

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Speaker 1: so so he up Data Salad shout out. So Tato

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Speaker 1: Salad was was kicking it and he was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so then I just ended up pounding like eight aclans,

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Speaker 1: just like shop by them. And we know that three

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Speaker 1: gets you drunk. Three pretty lights my up. So can

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Speaker 1: you shotgun fucking ashlands? Just you get shotgun anything if anything? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the only way I was going to come back

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Speaker 1: to drinking. Anyways, you were saying, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: You know that feeling when you're like when you're drunk

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Speaker 1: And so it was yeah, I do. Because it was

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Speaker 1: the next day that it was like this. I've been

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Speaker 1: all the way out. So then the next day I

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Speaker 1: wake up in my whole house reeks of of like

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Speaker 1: rotten eggs in my puke somewhere, And for like a

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Speaker 1: a puke. I'm like, some puke got somewhere that I

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Speaker 1: don't know, or it got on my clothes and I

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Speaker 1: brought it somewhere. So I'm checking every inch of my

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Speaker 1: house until I realized, like I go to like microwaves something,

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Speaker 1: like hot touch and I'm like, why is it so hot?

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Speaker 1: And then I realized I've had the gas on for

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Speaker 1: like two and a half days. You should have died. Dude,

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Speaker 1: leaking out and I'm smoking weed inside the clothes. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a good time. I'm the light in the fireplace.

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Speaker 1: I'm lighting the fireplace. I'm still I'm like personifying the

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Speaker 1: gas for every time you're like lighting a joint and

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Speaker 1: like it gets near you and then like you put

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Speaker 1: it out real quick because you gotta go, and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we could have just exploded that house. You know what

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Speaker 1: I think it I think what saves me is I

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Speaker 1: always smoke, even when Chloe's gone. Says she was, Chloe

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Speaker 1: is your angel, brother, Remember, I don't. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who was there? Two of you guys there were there,

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Speaker 1: Maybe Kyle wasn't. But we got pretty drunk one night

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Speaker 1: in Los Felas, and I went to a bar and

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Speaker 1: put on like an hour's worth of Drake Kelly, No,

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Speaker 1: it was it was Drake like those news cool like

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Speaker 1: somebody to the six Flags. It was the bartender, it was,

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Speaker 1: And then she went and we didn't go right what wait,

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Speaker 1: I don't remember this part. I think she's like I'm

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Speaker 1: at the Batman Ride. Yes, like I'm still sleeping. We

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Speaker 1: were super Hambard telling her like yo, like she just

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Speaker 1: moved to town. Oh god, we're so bad. We were

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Speaker 1: making promises. I don't remember this at all, so this

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Speaker 1: is on This is specifically on you guys. I remember

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Speaker 1: the Drake Commandeering of the Jukebox, but I do not

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Speaker 1: remember the sixth Bad Commandeering. I mean, yeah, this was

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Speaker 1: like Drake's first album, like second you can think what

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Speaker 1: you could think? Me now? Oh yeah, I was still

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Speaker 1: far gone for sure. Was that the one where where

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Speaker 1: they had all like the big breast I said, women's

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Speaker 1: uh that were in like the low cut tops and

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Speaker 1: they were playing what what? What track was that? Was

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Speaker 1: that best? Yes? She's thet Yeah she's the best. Remember

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Speaker 1: someone showed me that video and I'm like, this guy's

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Speaker 1: a star. Look at all these big breasts. I was like,

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Speaker 1: all these giant brest women. This guy's a start something

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Speaker 1: about he knows what people like. Honestly, Mexico is kind

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Speaker 1: of my retirement plan. I'm trying to be a Mexican brother.

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Speaker 1: I told Chloe on more than one occasion how much

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Speaker 1: I think Blake would love Mexico specifically because it felt

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Speaker 1: it didn't feel Cobo, just felt like southern California right right.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is like Newport Beach South.

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Speaker 1: It's a vibe, which I'm down for. Nueva Porto, sure,

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Speaker 1: which is very nice, but Punta Mia felt like, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is Mexico. This is cool. I'm so jealousy. It's best.

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Speaker 1: It's not Ni It's nat is where it is sal

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Speaker 1: That's where I think. All those words that you just

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Speaker 1: said sound real to me, and I believe they roll

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Speaker 1: off your tongue and you are speaking my language. Baby.

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Speaker 1: Let's get there, Yeah, get your bum down there. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's so sick. As long as they understand Margarita, I

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Speaker 1: might not come back. Brother. I'm just saying so right now,

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Speaker 1: it's let's go. Right. Before that, it was That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about, and that is what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Before that, at some point it was like boo yah, sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: believe I had a day. What is the history of

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Speaker 1: that exclamation sports thing? In chronological order? Starting it goes?

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Speaker 1: Are you starting newer or older? Are we talking Blake's

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Speaker 1: favorite decade? The nineties Do you think it started there?

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Speaker 1: Do you think it started where we starting? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what started. I'm saying, let's start with let's go

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Speaker 1: let's go. Was that's what I'm talking about? Right before that?

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Speaker 1: I think so, I think that's that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: People used to just say that. They could have not

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Speaker 1: And that's a long one too. And also they might

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Speaker 1: not have been talking about anything. No, you were just

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Speaker 1: doing that. Person wasn't talking, they were silent for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Then a thing happens. Then that's what they're talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're like, hey, Jeff, you didn't say ship, dude, you

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Speaker 1: weren't talking about anything. Literally, you're silent, you're playing chess.

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Speaker 1: You're playing chess, and you haven't said a word in minutes.

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Speaker 1: But wait, sorry, I think before let's go, it was

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Speaker 1: just whoa whoa like. It was. It was the Rick

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Speaker 1: Flair woo like. People were doing that instead of speaking

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Speaker 1: for a while. That's true. I mean, does a high

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Speaker 1: five count in this. I feel like maybe the high

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Speaker 1: five was the big bang. No, no, no, it has

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Speaker 1: to be an oral exclamation verbal five could be where

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Speaker 1: it started, that was the big bang, Like that could

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Speaker 1: be back in the fifties. No, it's for sure, just

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Speaker 1: like some old timey like sneaker do it all, you know,

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Speaker 1: like twenties slang, that's for sure. Hang on, it's yeehaw

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Speaker 1: horse riding. But I'm going around like sports, like popularized

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Speaker 1: sports phrases that are said once by a pro and

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Speaker 1: then twelve year olds across America go, I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: that for eighteen months, do you Like? I can only

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Speaker 1: think about tropic thunder when he was like, get you some,

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Speaker 1: get some get someone for a while out there on

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Speaker 1: Twitter out suck it, hump the air, and you say,

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Speaker 1: suck it. Yes, that's degeneration. X Blake fucking kudos. There

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Speaker 1: you go, buddy. It looks like you weren't. You didn't

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Speaker 1: fall asleep at the wheel this week. Thank you for that. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine the autopsy twenty years you were if

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Speaker 1: you fell asleep, vomited, choked on your vomited, and died

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Speaker 1: and then your house exploded. Whoa they'd be like he

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Speaker 1: was super drunk off of three Actually, bro, I Chippotle

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Speaker 1: two days ago, man, and it was I loved I

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Speaker 1: love Chippole, Chapot. You know what I did that? I

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Speaker 1: I mean, if Chippotle is listening, took a brother up

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Speaker 1: again get a few years ago that I completely I've

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Speaker 1: lost it. I don't know what happened to it. They

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Speaker 1: middle of this entire karaoke and everybody directly in the eyes.

418
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: And Miami's different. He also got arrested for being a prostitute.

419
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,719
Speaker 1: We're like, who's this guy? He's killing it? Did he

420
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: really did? We stay on stage and like play fucking

421
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: bongos and ship that night, and like like hella late,

422
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: like we were jammed. I did Tina Turners. We don't

423
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 1: need another hero. I want to say Isaac did like

424
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: some some eighties punk. Isaac's our manager. I just remember

425
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: were like commandeering the drums. I'm glad that we have

426
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: Dirs here to remember all the details later, and actually

427
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: said it got fuzzy for me. I can't remember noting

428
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 1: Miami is the best. It's so underrated, Miami Psycho. And

429
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: then we went back to the hotel and we're like

430
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 1: all going in our rooms, but we're like right next

431
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: to each other, and there's balconies outside, and so we

432
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: look in the ocean, but it's like a horseshoe shaped

433
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: hotel and we were on the middle part of the

434
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: horseshoe and all of a sudden, Holy ship, dudes, he's

435
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: like to go out of the balcony and he's like

436
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: he's like, he's like, I think you guys want to

437
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: come out here, and we all come out on our

438
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: individual balconies and look out and there's just some guy

439
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: with all the lights on his hotel room just having

440
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: a full blown threesome, just just going for it. As

441
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 1: the sun was coming up and it was like the

442
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 1: sun was coming up and we were like, I guess,

443
00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: I guess this is our lives now watching people. We

444
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: were kind of part of orgies. Now this is starting

445
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: about from my football field away. Hey guys, this is uh,

446
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: this is our lives now. It was crazy. Yeah, that

447
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: was like it was like four thirty to five in

448
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: the morning. We watched that happened as I so went

449
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: up and just memories. That was cool because that was

450
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: like the first time we all had our own hotel rooms.

451
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 1: Before that, we were like sharing. Yeah, we were like

452
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: a traveling circus, just jam packed. Yeah. I would sleep

453
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: in the closet. I don't know who got the beds,

454
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: and now probably DERs and Adam got the beds. We oh, well,

455
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: do we want to tell that story? What's that story

456
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: we're telling? It's story time. It's just like story No, No,

457
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: this is before it, this is before everything. When we

458
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,959
Speaker 1: were doing a national lampoon, Oh, I know where you're

459
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: going with the tour, and we were all in a

460
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: hotel room together and came back from the club. I

461
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: was this somewhere. I was not there. I have the recording.

462
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: Kyle has a recording. Just if you're imagining I'm at

463
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: our house. Yes, Kyle's back in l a missing us

464
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: recording albums that you've heard. Yeah, he's recording lonely albums

465
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: about aliens. And that's exactly what was going on. And

466
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: we're on tour in is this Chicago? This happened right?

467
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: And we get some deep Dish pizza because I was like,

468
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: we gotta get it. We go out for where were

469
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: we performing though? Where we were that was where we're

470
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: performing at the Zanys in Vernon Hills Hills. Got out

471
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: Vernon Hills, and we swapped out a city name in

472
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: our sketch for Waukegan and played pretty good if I

473
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: remember it. Got a laugh every time. I think I

474
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: had two thirty Is that right for a gummy thirties' cancer?

475
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: Maybe I had to fifteen? Well, I mean that's a

476
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: that's a lot too. Yeah, that's that's a big I

477
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: was toast. Yeah, well, I mean, and that's fun if

478
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm getting fucked up on edibles, which sometimes

479
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: that's fun to do, but other times you're just like, like,

480
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: I'm at the point that I'm I like to be high,

481
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: but I want to have the option that in thirty

482
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: minutes I don't. I won't be on the moon. You

483
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: can go for an all OUTSPEA can go out. I

484
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: can go and smoke a little more, or I can

485
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: have another little edible and just keep that buzz going

486
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: instead of just you know, peeking. That's why I don't

487
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: beer bond that often anywhere. Yeah, we gotta get back

488
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: into that. But my gad, I beer boned on my

489
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: birthday and I shot gun to on my birthday and

490
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: I felt like my body was going to explode. I

491
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: like chug like nine beers. I'm too old. I'm thirty

492
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: seven years old and I'm just like pounding beers and

493
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: I felt like my body was gonna pop by the

494
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: end of the night. And I'm like, I understand why

495
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: I haven't done this in a while. That being said,

496
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: hero ship. That being said, there it is when we

497
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: went I remember when we went to New Orleans. That

498
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: was the first time I sucked around with edibles, like

499
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: in a major way, because I had just quit drinking

500
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: and so I needed something to do because I was

501
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: so fucking fidgety in New Orleans. And I had these

502
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: two d milligram bars, like these little tiny and I

503
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, they were called Choose. I feel like

504
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: they were early Chiba Choose, and that was still when

505
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: before micro dosing was the game. It was like how

506
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 1: much can you fit into a small amount? And so

507
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: they had put like a hundred and fifty or two

508
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: hundred milligrams into this little tiny twtstie roll size Chiba chew,

509
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: And I fucking took the thing to the dome and

510
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: watched The Secret Life of Walter Middy and perfect You're like,

511
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, his life is secret. That fucking movie rocks, dude,

512
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: Like it was so fucking good. Ben Stiller's high art. Man,

513
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: it was amazing. He's just shredding down, like on that skateboard.

514
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: I remember like the cool c G I of him

515
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: just like ripping on the skateboard. And the whole time,

516
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, why couldn't they get Adam Scott's fucking beard right?

517
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: Like everything else is gorgeous, but Adam Scott's beard looks

518
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: like dogshit, it looks like a ground wing. I was

519
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: just his beard, dude, demand how about Sean Penn. At

520
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: the end of the movie he was so, I'm like,

521
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: this dude is fucking good. That's right. The whole movie

522
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: is about finding like a white Bob Gaters and he's like,

523
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: you just you don't even take the pictures. Sometimes I

524
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, that's whoa, this got dumb. I was

525
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: so scared though, so then the movie. Then the movie ended,

526
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: and I was like fucking crying. I thought I had

527
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: to call an ambulance because I was so stoned. I

528
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: was looking at my fucking didn't run back, running back,

529
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: I should have cost like it was like a dollar

530
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: hotel movie. I wasn't going to run that ship back, huh.

531
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was scary. That was a lot of

532
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: and MG's in another life, I feel like I would

533
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: have been a cocaine yeah, Like I just you know,

534
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: I just don't like the feeling. If you were more

535
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: in your prime in the eighties, you would be coached

536
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: in the wall. Yeah, I'd be coach to the max

537
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: for sure. Well, cocaine also fucking rules. It's so dope. Yeah,

538
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: it's really dope. I don't know, I've never done it. Yeah,

539
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: I love that ship. Yeah you've never done cocaine me. Yeah,

540
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you haven't. Can you imagine? Can you?

541
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: My whole thing is like I'm just not a hard

542
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: drug guy. But I'm like, can you imagine me on cocaine? Yes,

543
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: have you seen American Psycho? You'd be Patrick Bateman. You

544
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: would be up for a week straight, you would. You

545
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: would just see a bag of cocaine and all of

546
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: a sudden just starts sprinting somewhere. Oh man, you gotta

547
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: try it. No, I don't think there's needs to I'm

548
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: not really interested in. I wonder what drug I would

549
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: want to do. Um, I don't know. You should do

550
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: some micro dosing of shrooms. I think that might do. Yeah,

551
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: the silly cybin bro. Oh you've you've never done mushrooms either,

552
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: Hunt Jersey. No, gosh, yeah, mushrooms are my favorite drugs.

553
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: I will say I haven't done like all the drugs,

554
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: but I've done a fair amount of drugs, and mushrooms

555
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: are for sure my favorite. It's awesome. Yeah. They and

556
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: that's just you just you're just hallucinating and going, wow,

557
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: look at that possum over there. But really, it's like cocoa.

558
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: It's not that psycho. No, it's not. It's very rarely.

559
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: You're very rarely seen ship. But you have to take

560
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: a lot. But I mean I used to do a

561
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: lot of mushrooms in high schools. Hey kids, Uh, if

562
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: you want to get ahead and life allegedly, yeah, yeah,

563
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: I probably did like twenty times in high school. And

564
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: who's counting, Yeah, like I mean dozens, like a couple

565
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: dozen probably, And uh it's and then less as I've

566
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: gotten older, just because you know, you just kind of

567
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: do less drugs. You gotta be somewhere. Yeah, you have

568
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: things to do. But it's just the fucking best. It's you.

569
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: You laugh so hard, colors are more vibrant. And I

570
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: just started, not just started, but I've Like two years ago,

571
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: I went to a buddy's birthday party and we all

572
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: micro dosed and out in the desert, and I'm like, well,

573
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know if I really want

574
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: to be on mushrooms right now. This is more of

575
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: a party atmosphere. I'm trying to Is that the friday

576
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: that you were there and I came on Saturday? Yeah, exactly.

577
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: You came the next day. And I was like, I

578
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: don't know if I really want to do this. And

579
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: our buddy whose birthday was he was like, it's a

580
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: micro dose. It's not the same. You're not gonna trip balls.

581
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: It's just kind of the fun effects where everything you're

582
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: just giggly and uh, everything's um like in super focus vibrant.

583
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: Everything's vibrant, the colors are are on and popping, and

584
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I'll give it a go vibro

585
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: and I was fully vibro, fully vibrate vibro. And so

586
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: then we took it. I was like, oh, why am

587
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: I not doing this every day right when I wake

588
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: up in the morning. Allegedly, Well, that was the thing.

589
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: I didn't do strooms until micro dosing became like an

590
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: idea because before it was like just fucking take the

591
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: eighth to the dome. And it's like, I'm so scared

592
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 1: of doing that because I already have a vivid imagination,

593
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: very nervous as to where I'm gonna go. Yeah, you're

594
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: talking about colors and I'm like, I feel like colors

595
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 1: are They're doing their thing already for me. Yeah. That's

596
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: why I stayed away from the hallucinogens and all that,

597
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: because I'm like, dude, I'm already like fucking pretty vibro,

598
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: like just walking around. There's no doubt in my mind

599
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: about that. You are a vibro. Yeah, but the the

600
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: micro dosing was something else, like that's like it's cool

601
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: because you can just take a little tiny drop. And

602
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: then like you're like, do you think that dude mic

603
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: Row has his own line of micro rho dose? I hope.

604
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: So it's a dirty job, dirty job, it's me with

605
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: the hat I got micro rho doses. That'd be fucking sick. Damn,

606
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: you're onto something on something. Well. I feel every time

607
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: I've ever done mushrooms, like a real amount of mushrooms,

608
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: not just like a little micro dose. I always think

609
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: like that you you haven't figured out Yeah, like the

610
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: universe ship becomes clear to you. You're like, yes, you

611
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: know what, I understand it now, and then as soon

612
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: as you get sober again, like six six eight hours later,

613
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,959
Speaker 1: you're like, what the fund did I have figured out? Yeah?

614
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: Son of a bitch. And actually, uh, me and my

615
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: homie Austin, who you guys know, we actually back in

616
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 1: the day when we're like nineteen years old, we filmed

617
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: ourselves tripping so we could look back and be like,

618
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: well that then we'll look back and kind of know

619
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: hopefully maybe we said something to where we could figure

620
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: it all out. The universe basically and then we just

621
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: went back and looked at It's like an eight hour

622
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: tape of us just like touching the popcorn ceiling on

623
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: our shitty apartment and being like, whoa, you've got to

624
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: feel this the state of mind, man, Jesus just children poisoned,

625
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 1: feeling walls. I got to see those tapes. What about LSD.

626
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: Haven't have you guys ever fu with LSD? Or oh

627
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: that I've done a ton of Yeah, yeah, that's that's

628
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: that regular brothers there went right to asset spinal tap.

629
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: Well that's what I mean. I was tripping, like my

630
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: my pops was like LSD was my favorite drug, and

631
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: I was like, oh really, well that was a more

632
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: of a seventies drop. I mean people still obviously still

633
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: do it, but like that was big in the seven

634
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I've never done it again. That feels harder to control

635
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: than silly side, but it just feels like it's not

636
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: gonna be a mushroom. Mushrooms. You see how much you're

637
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 1: ingesting and it was just grown from the earth, like

638
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: with acid, Like when you do it's like they put

639
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: it on a tab or I've seen people. I've never

640
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: done it myself either, but like they put it on

641
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: a gummy You're like, you don't know how much they

642
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: accidentally squirted from their little uh droplet. It feels much

643
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: more of like a medication laboratory thing than anything else.

644
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: You know. By the way, this laboratory you're imagining is

645
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: like some fucking dank, funky ass kitchen where they're like

646
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: pulling it all together and you might die, you might not. Yeah,

647
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: this isn't Cow State Berkeley. Brother, just put some paul

648
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: olive in there to give us some gexture, little slickness

649
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: to it. Put some die in it. Yeah. My dad

650
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: said something like he was like when when you were born, Uh,

651
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: I was so worried that I had been doing too

652
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: much acid and I was going to like you were

653
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: going to come out funked up, and I was like,

654
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: oh okay, and you did. Yeah. I think he's onto

655
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: something burning others feels good, ladies and gentlemen and and

656
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: in between. At home, we did not communicate about that.

657
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm hard rock hard, peckers hard. That's amazing.

658
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: You got a hard packer. Now, peckers are hard as

659
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 1: hard as I guess day is what your dad said, Cole.

660
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: You got a hard pecker. Now, yeah, he said that

661
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: makes my pecker. Yeah. Didn't your dad ask you if

662
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: you had a hard pecker? No, wasn't that I distinctly

663
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: remember it saying, stuffer's how hard is your pecker? Like

664
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: dad was just talking about tools and said, like, that

665
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: makes my pecker hard. That was the men Ill effect

666
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: about Kyle's hard dick. Yeah right, didn't your dad ask you, like,

667
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: did you ask to look at your hard packer? What? No?

668
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: What the fun Mandela effect is? Uh? How hard to

669
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: get your I'm not behind this operation. I don't. I

670
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: have no idea. I just like how it tastes and

671
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: I like weed. So how is it up your butt?

672
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: And let me ask you this. Have you have you shotgun? Any?

673
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: Have you have you got that road yet? And I

674
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: have a shock, But I mean they're super chuggable. What

675
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: I like to do, I like to do do but chug

676
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: it personal personally, I but chug it perfect. You do

677
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: a handstand against the wall and just have one hand

678
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: to crack it open. Yeah, Chloe, real quick, can you

679
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: pour this in my shake that up? Real quick? Again? Okay, Okay,

680
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 1: do you really want to? Okay, my Maria, you're gonna

681
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: be doing this for the rest of your life allegedly.

682
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever grow up with puzzles glued together

683
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: as a piece of art in your house? No? Absolutely not.

684
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: I mean my mom has like hilariously you know, not

685
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 1: shots fired against her, but like very Midwestern style of

686
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: art that she thinks it is awesome. What does that mean?

687
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: That means she likes like wooden things that have words

688
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: on them that is inspiring even from way back, or

689
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: like I know she knows the whole crib is decked

690
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: out now, but like, well now it's like that it

691
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: used to be just like kind of water colors of

692
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: like a a river or something, and it just it

693
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: looks It was like, oh, obviously this was sold at

694
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: like a t J Max that she was like, I

695
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: gotta get that frame. Like did you have did you

696
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: guys ever had like did you know what precious moments were?

697
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 1: They were like those little like dolls with the eyes,

698
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: little figurines and maybe like with their little sister with

699
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: a Teddy Bear and stuff. Yeah, precious moment My mom

700
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: had tons of that. I had one of those in

701
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: my workaholics office that I had got from my grandma's

702
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: like garage and put up in the Workaholics office. I

703
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: remember that. I remember that, just precious moments. For days.

704
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: We had like Viking ships and stuff around the house.

705
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,959
Speaker 1: It was all just like Norwegian long boats. I love,

706
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: just the Nordic theme. You just had cool death metal

707
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: ship all over the place, you know, just the boats,

708
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: just like paintings of boats and ships and Viking. You

709
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: know what. It starts with boats, it ends with burning churches.

710
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 1: So we get back to the hotel from the bars

711
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: Slambard and there's pizza, and Blake and Adam are fighting

712
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 1: about like whose arms are bigger or something. Yes, it

713
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: was I have the biggest arms and lemmings real and

714
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: then probably the realist argument we've ever been in. And

715
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: I'm just like, well, it's the thing is that it's

716
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: not an argument, it's measure corble. What's not like no,

717
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: but don't forget something else. Because you claimed a bed

718
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: and he was like, that's my bed, and then you

719
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: threw his stuff onto another bed. He threw pizza in

720
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: my ass. Yet not yet yet, not yet. I thought

721
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: he puked in the limo and lied about it. I didn't.

722
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: I didn't lie about it, though, I diet puked because

723
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: you ate hello. There was like Chinese food, Continental dinner

724
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: at the hotel. It was start at the beginning. There

725
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: is no Jillian was there. We gotta ask her and

726
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: they started. So we went out and this was the

727
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: night before the show. We got in our director Jay

728
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: Leggott r I p the man he passed away. He

729
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: got us a limo and he's like, I'm gonna take

730
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: you guys out of the Town show Chicago, and we're like, oh,

731
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 1: hell yeah. So we get in the limo. Right before

732
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: the limo, the hotel we were staying at had all

733
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: you can eat free bud Light, yes, all you could

734
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: drink bud Light, and all you can eat egg rolls,

735
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, I'm poor. We were crushing it.

736
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was like, we're broke. I was like

737
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: twenty years old. I didn't go on the trip because

738
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: they were gonna pay me seventy five dollars for like

739
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: six days worth of work, and I'm like, dude, it

740
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: was a whole scam. I don't want to get into

741
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: that again. It was worth it because it was great stories,

742
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: but I had no money and so I was like,

743
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna eat all the egg rols

744
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: I can handle. Now. We were all crushing them to

745
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: build a base so I don't have to eat dinner later.

746
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: This is smart, so I don't pay for dinner. And

747
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: so I ate like fifteen egg rolls or something and

748
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: was just chugging the bud light and that didn't go

749
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: well in the guts we get in the limo, I

750
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 1: want to say. I want to say that. They also

751
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: like said they're like, okay, hey, it's six pm. The

752
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: bud light and egg rolls are over. And then they

753
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: just like closed doors on like a cabinet to a keg.

754
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 1: And we were like, okay, I will stop. And then

755
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 1: for another hour we just opened the camerat and we

756
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: kept drinking and getting hammered. And then yes we were hammered.

757
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: But when we got into that limo going out for

758
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: the night, and then the limo topped out with egg

759
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: rolls and buttlock egg rolls, that's it. How many people

760
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: in the limo there's like nine. Yeah, it's like we're packed.

761
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: And I remember I act in the limo and uh

762
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: like the beginning of the night and and I'm like

763
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and we're like Jesus and the guys

764
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: all pissed at me, but we had him for the night,

765
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like to do and he's like fun. And

766
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: we get to the place. Everyone's kind of sulted me

767
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: that I puked in the limo, and I'm like, I'm sorry,

768
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: I didn't me too. But then we I rallied and

769
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: we continued and we go out for the full night.

770
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: This is another one of your lives. By the way,

771
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 1: vomited from alcohol poisoning, rallied, kept drinking. Isn't that what happened. Yes,

772
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, one of another one of your lives.

773
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: Not gonna lie lives. I thought you said lies at him. No, no, no, dude,

774
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: no no lies here. This is all true, zero lies. Yeah,

775
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: like I remember it. This is honest, abe over here, man.

776
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: And and so then we go out and then we

777
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: had a great night. I remember. There's like fun photos

778
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 1: of that night and we all look really sloppy. There's

779
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: really funny photos of Blake looking like just a spicy

780
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: fifty five year old divorcee who had one too many margharita's.

781
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: I definitely had my pants off in the limo on

782
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: the way home. That's so yeah. So when did the

783
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: turmoil begin? So on the way home, you take your

784
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: pants off, they're they're fighting about something that wasn't arms,

785
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: and then it got into who's got the biggest arms,

786
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: and this is what I think it was. I think

787
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: Adam like collapsed onto what it was Blake's bad and

788
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: so then he was like yet, and he goes here,

789
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: throw yourself and he threw his stuff onto the other bed,

790
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: which is just not that's not kosherre you don't do that.

791
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: But everyone's drunk, and then Blake was just like, no,

792
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 1: put it back, and you're like no, I'm already sleeping here.

793
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: And then who threw pizza into whose butt? Somebody took

794
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: a piece of pizza and then just like threw it

795
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: into somebody's butt. What actually happened with Blake fell onto

796
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: my bed, and Blake moved I think he moved my

797
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: ship onto the other bed. And he's like, I get

798
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: this bed. I'm like I already called that bed. And

799
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: then he had his pants hanging off, and I go, well,

800
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: if you're gonna if you're gonna lay on what I

801
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: claimed is my bed, I'm gonna throw this leftover deep

802
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 1: dish pizza in your asshole. His ass was hanging out.

803
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: He hit his entire ass just up in the I'm like,

804
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: come on, man, why is your hanging used to get

805
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: like pull your pants like dangerously down when you were drunk.

806
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: You love, They're still they're down right now. I've been

807
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: stand up, stand up. We're finally going to see the butt.

808
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: They'll be pulling it up. You're pulling it up, see

809
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: all the way down. See yeah, look it's that. Here's

810
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: a whole asshole is hanging out of his pants down.

811
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm from the Bay, dude, we sag bro oh yeah,

812
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: no one, no one anywhere else sacks. I guess that's

813
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: only anyway. So I threw deep directly into Blake's asshole.

814
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: The bond of the hangover it's so much fun. It

815
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: is some of the funniest mornings I've ever had is

816
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: fighting through a hangover with my buds. I'm saying that's

817
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 1: what they're selling it for. I'm saying I also love

818
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: that next day when like you then go out and

819
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: with your with you like the crew that's still there

820
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: the next day and you go get breakfast or whatever,

821
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: and you're like and I can't believe you did that,

822
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: and then like the one guy who like fell asleep

823
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: in the neighbor's yard comes, he shows up to the

824
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: break a spot and everybody's like, oh, he's not dead,

825
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: and then you're and then you're chexting your one buddy

826
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: to show up, and then he does it, and then

827
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: you find out he did die. Okay, but he did die. Yeah,

828
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: he actually did die. He was really drunk and he

829
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: walked into the freeway. So that's also if you had

830
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: a stick epic gass hang overnight. But if it was

831
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: just like you and your roommate and you both fucking

832
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: crushed tall cans and you both woke up hungover as buck,

833
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, that's less fun. Yes, dude, Hey,

834
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: remember last night when you pissed yourself and it was

835
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 1: just me and you. You opened up your dresser drawer

836
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: and pete in it. He Remember when me and you

837
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,479
Speaker 1: were just watching Shark Tank and you got weirdly way

838
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: too drunk and started telling me that you love me

839
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: and that you never loved your mom. Isn't that the

840
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: cool thing about it? Where it's like it helps you

841
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: recognize how shitty the behavior is. You're like, I can't

842
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: I can't do this, this is this was too much.

843
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I know Kyle was talking about how sick

844
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: of the hangings. Yeah no, I mean, but I don't

845
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: miss like the feeling or honestly, I don't really miss

846
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: fighting through the mornings as through your roommates to the

847
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: mornings right fighting my roommates. But I know what you're saying,

848
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: because honestly, some of the funniest morning and some of

849
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: the like still inside jokes that I have with like

850
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 1: my dude cruise all across America, multiple cruise. No, but

851
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 1: you know, like after like a drunken Renfair, Oh my god, dude, yea,

852
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: I love it. The rippen in the tarn, the ripping

853
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 1: in the tarn? Is that a lance in your pants?

854
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about this because we all like camped in

855
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: our fucking cars. We all like we stole a hat,

856
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: we like fucking got wasted, found where they had the

857
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: taps and got smashed, and it's just like that's the

858
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: funniest in the morning, don't I don't think I've laughed

859
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: harder than just like with my eyes closed still on

860
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: the couch, or like in a hotel room with like

861
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: seven other dudes, were like no one can move, but

862
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: people are just like shouting ship from across the room

863
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: and like recalling stuff last night. And you are young

864
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: hangovers though, y'all are talking about days of yesterday. Two

865
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: year old hangovers. Yeah, those are fun as those are great,

866
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: and a nice nineteen year old hangover, those are fantastic.

867
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 1: I love that I would go up to like twenty

868
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 1: six seven, Like Dirsey's bachelor party, we were like twenty six.

869
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: I remember being like, this is so fucking tight. But

870
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: also we were a youthful, you know what I mean,

871
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: like a lot of people that age like it took

872
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: us a while to girl, I'm still pretty youthful, Like

873
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: I feel like it took us a long time when

874
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: other friends of ours are like married by twenty three

875
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: and have kids, I gotta go back to every union

876
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: and just see some people size them up. Yeah. I

877
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: think we did. We Uh, we did job of hanging

878
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: on to to our youth. I think, hey, for anyone

879
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: listening that's maybe twenty one or two, don't get married

880
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:14,720
Speaker 1: until you're in your thirties and keep drinking and partying. Okay,

881
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: taper it off around seven, don't you don't have to.

882
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: I didn't still not if it's a problem. I'm speaking

883
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: for myself. Yeah, if it's a problem, if it's a problem,

884
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: if it's a problem, don't let it be a problem. Okay, Right,

885
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: that's really cool that you can do that. If you

886
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 1: see neighborhood cars and you feel the need when you're

887
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: drunk that you have to fight them. Oh yeah, you

888
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: have to punch these cars and come back with glass

889
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 1: in your knuckles. Bro, that's what I used to do.

890
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: That's my ship. Yeah, then maybe you do have a problem,

891
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: and maybe you should taper off the drink. Yes, yes,

892
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: thank you, Adam. It's a trip. My nana had had

893
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: fucking spoons on wooden like cut out things that were

894
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: just like spoons. Were all over the fucking living room.

895
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: Why are there spoons everywhere? She was a heroin Addict.

896
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: It's like she's a three basin dog my mom. Bro. Hey,

897
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 1: can we talk about Taylor Swift wearing the bear jacket

898
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: and saying that was weird and hopefully isn't as weird

899
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: or whatever her comment was. And she's wearing the bear

900
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: coat that Blake wore in like the third episode of Workaholics.

901
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: Bitch better have my honey. She's wearing it. She's saying

902
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 1: like stuff about weird, which that was our catchphrase, Let's

903
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: get weird, and then no love, no tag, no mention.

904
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: We mentioned ta te here on the podcast said there

905
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: wasn't a lot of overlap. Evidently there is. Evidently Tat herself.

906
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: Listen to the pot I'm looking at it two ways,

907
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: and they're and they're both They're both pretty cool. Okay,

908
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: let's go. Maybe I'm wrong about both. But my first

909
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: first version is she's seen the show. She's a fan.

910
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: Maybe she heard that we talked about her, maybe she didn't.

911
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: Either way, she's rapping. The other like side of this

912
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,479
Speaker 1: coin is that Taylor Swift is who we're talking about.

913
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: I just said, yeah, I don't know if I mentioned

914
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: the bear coat and saying let's get weird is just

915
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: now like ubiquitously part of culture. And she didn't even

916
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: realize she was doing it. It's a Mandela effect, and

917
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: we are Nelson Mandela to her. I do have a

918
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: piece of intel, though well not really. It's just pizza, Okay, Blake,

919
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 1: Let's go pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, antel, pizza, pizza intel.

920
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: Like thinking of like a therapist who like it just

921
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: continually is like, Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go home. Uh,

922
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: that co is official bear Workaholics merchandise. That's the one

923
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: they released. Yes, that's what I thought too. It looked

924
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: like it came from says like workaholics in the hood

925
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: of the Yeah, it says workaholics on that coach. She

926
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: definitely watches the show and knows it's from the show,

927
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: or kicks it with somebody who fucking loves the show

928
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 1: enough to buy a hundred dollar bear coat from Urban Outfits.

929
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what this is. I'd like

930
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: to talk right now to Taylor Swift because she's listening.

931
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: She's a pain everybody else to turn it off. Well,

932
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: it'll get it'll get just quiet. If you could mute

933
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: it just for a minute. I'd appreciate if you're not

934
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, because tat I would just like to say

935
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: thank you and we appreciate you, and we're all fans,

936
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 1: like I think we mentioned it on the podcast about

937
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: how I saw her live in concert and I was like, oh,

938
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: I get it. You're you're you're absolutely stunning, You're wildly talented.

939
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: You deserve all the success coming your way. Swift, and

940
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: that's to you. Now, everybody can turn it back up.

941
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: Everyone can turn it back up. I'm no longer talking

942
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 1: directly to Swift. Bring it back. We're still talking about it,

943
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, right right, and it's and I'm I

944
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: feel it's it's a huge compliment that her most recent

945
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 1: album was basically about us. It kind of was almost

946
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: entirely about us, was it? What right we have? You

947
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: listened to it? No, I need to listen to this

948
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: you had. There's like little things you can pick up,

949
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: a lot of innuendo, Easter eggs, thank you, very cool. Yeah,

950
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 1: the first three last tracks, there's little things about us. Yeah,

951
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: from the very first one to the very last one,

952
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: and also the Secret Ones is almost entirely about us.

953
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: I think Adam has the best. But yeah, there's a

954
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: lot of that. Oh my gosh, you did hear that track? Hey,

955
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: everyone else stopped listening for just a moment. Turned it down.

956
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, who's got the best. But because like, honestly,

957
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: I don't care about any ball that is out there, whatever,

958
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift says, that's the one. Keep it real. She's

959
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: wearing the bearcat, so we know who she picks. Who

960
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: wore the bear coat? Who she really shouting out here? Yeah,

961
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: but the bearcat covers the s Maybe she's like, yeah,

962
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: you gotta cover this thing. It's disgusting that she's also

963
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: wearing pants, so oh, come on, yeah, keep dreaming. Everyone

964
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: knows I wore pants, and most of the episodes he

965
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: did pants. Taylor, I know you. Everybody else turned it down,

966
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: turned down, turn it down. I'm speaking directly teyor Swift.

967
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, Hey, we never brought them back, but let's go. Okay,

968
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: keep it down. I brought him back. I did. I

969
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: brought them back that the audience was back, and then

970
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,280
Speaker 1: now they're leaving again because Kyle's about to talk directly

971
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift. Dude, he had a Fannie peck with

972
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: a motherfucking Italian sandwich and his in it. It was

973
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: half eaten. Yeah, you'd smell him before he shot. Yeah,

974
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: he said, if you smell the Italian sandwich, you're already

975
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: down in the subway, spicy Italian like, because I hadn't

976
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: even all day and we were like getting ready to

977
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: jam out, and I was like, well, am I gonna

978
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: eat a twelve in sandwich? And then run around. So

979
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: I ate half of it and stuff the other in

980
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: my art terric spandy pack. So it's also couldn't you

981
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: just like put it in your car or something? Because

982
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 1: I was like where we were like lighting candles and

983
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: say happy birthday or some ship. So I stuffed in

984
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: a Fannie pack and he was like, what are you

985
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: just gonna carre hear that like you're saying, I go,

986
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: that's right, bit, right before you die, you're gonna smell

987
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: the spicy Italian. If you smell spicy Italian, you're already.

988
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: It was so clean, so good, I'll never forget it. Man,

989
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: that ship was hell of fun. Paintball was it hurts

990
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: so bad? Like you are legit running for your life? Yes, man,

991
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: I had a paintball hit me in the back and

992
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: knocked the fucking wind out of me, like I went

993
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: down down. We never did it like in high school.

994
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: We never did it in like proper paintballing places. We

995
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: would go out to the middle of the country and

996
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: just target and do it like in the corn fields

997
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: with like there's a corn field that surrounded and abandoned

998
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,359
Speaker 1: a farmhouse. So then and then there was like say

999
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: silos and ship and people would get fucking very hurt.

1000
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 1: Some kid fell through the barn because he's trying to

1001
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 1: get some pimpass position up there. He was like trying

1002
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 1: to snipe from the loft of the barn and it's

1003
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: all just rotten wood and just fucking watch like running

1004
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: around and uh, we're like, where's Cody, And all of

1005
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: a sudden, here like crash fucking fall. It's like fifteen

1006
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: feet just and uh, I think he broke a rib.

1007
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: It was pretty bad. I mean you were you guys

1008
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: drunk criers went at what age do you hit when

1009
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: you stop crying when you get drunk? That is a

1010
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: real high school thing. What are you talking about? That was?

1011
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: I mean I can speak to that. That's me, dude,

1012
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: that's I had the nickname of cry All when I

1013
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: would get away. You should not have told me that

1014
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: it's all good, bro. I'm seven years I'm seven years

1015
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: out the game. The T shirt now my mom is

1016
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: it big and like wooden signs that say ship specifically

1017
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: about like the like she just moved to a lake

1018
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: a few years ago, and uh, it's so many things

1019
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: that just say like lake live and yeah, she's like

1020
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: hobby lobbied out. It's absurd. And I've tried to talk

1021
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: to her and I'm like, this is a lot, and

1022
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: she's like, well, no, there's hardly any pieces. She like,

1023
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: it's a bit. You fucking idiot, dude, it's funny, you

1024
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. I thought you're in a comedy. It's hilarious.

1025
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that like an Amazon addiction that

1026
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: she's just like constantly looking for new fucking kutram No, No,

1027
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: it's she's not buying a lot of this stuff. Where

1028
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: is it coming from? Yeah, I think it's she like

1029
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: had one or two things, and then she tells people

1030
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: like I like having wooden signs, and then people are like,

1031
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: Penny likes wooden signs. Penny likes wooden signs, so when

1032
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: they come and stay, they bring one. And then and

1033
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: then she just gifted so many signs and I'm like,

1034
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: you don't need to put all of them up. It's

1035
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: an insane amount because there's I mean, it's in my

1036
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: Instagram story like a highlight. Because I went around. I'm like, Mom,

1037
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: this is a lot of words all of your house.

1038
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, there's just a few. And I'm like,

1039
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: I bet they're sixty and she's like no, And I

1040
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: went around. There's like fifty or sixty things that just

1041
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: say ship all over, Just keep you entertained as you

1042
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: walk through the crib. But I'm like, wonder what my ship, like,

1043
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: our ship is going to be. You know, Blake is

1044
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: going to have the wackiest fucking house of all time

1045
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,919
Speaker 1: when he's he already does. I don't know why we're

1046
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: saying what it's gonna be. Like we all have homes

1047
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: that aren't bare walls, like exactly. Kyle has a ton

1048
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: of paintings that his wife did. Blake has a fucking

1049
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: like pee Wee's playhouse. Yeah, what is yours? Didn't like

1050
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: your wife go like wild on lizards or some ship.

1051
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: There was like lizard art all over. Oh yeah she did.

1052
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: We had a whole bunch of like a bunch of

1053
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: lizard art. Yeah. Room that was like the lizard Room,

1054
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: And it was insane. It got to the level that

1055
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: we're talking about, and I remember I was like I

1056
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: didn't really have the heart. I was like, this is

1057
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: your art room. You do whatever you'd like in here,

1058
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: that's fine. And then you guys came over and you

1059
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: guys roasted the room and then like no, yeah, I

1060
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: remember walking in on me and like, holy sh it,

1061
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: there's a lot of lizards in here, and you're like

1062
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: I remember you getting self conscious, like yeah, yeah, there

1063
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: is a lot, a whole lot of lizards. It's cool.

1064
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: Lizards are actually cool. New Year, let's look back, but

1065
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: from now on, let's look forward. Guy, and Blake Well said, hey,

1066
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: will you write that down and put that on my shirt?

1067
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: If you could get a piece of wood and paints that,

1068
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: and my mom would like that in your house. If

1069
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: you could paint that in cursive on a piece of wood,

1070
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: my mom would like to put that one more time.

1071
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: Turn it down. I'm talking directly to Taylor. Taylor, you

1072
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: have impeccable taste. I know that you have chosen Blake

1073
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 1: as the best higiny and I knew that we're soulmates,

1074
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: and I do enjoy you and everything about you. Okay,

1075
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: everybody can turn it back on. You're spinning out of control.

1076
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: Hey everyone, turn it back up. Yeah, what the fun?

1077
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: Turn it back up? Yeah, it's cool. Turn it back up, guys,

1078
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: welcome back. This wasn't about hitting on Taylor Swift Kyle

1079
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, I'm married, I'm not. I'm not I'm

1080
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: not hitting on her exactly. So what's happened? What was that? Well,

1081
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: you just said we're soul mates? What happened there? You

1082
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: kind of I meant to say, everybody turned it down

1083
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 1: real quick, I got a correct someone thing that I

1084
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: said to Taylor. No, actually no, I'll do it everybody, everybody,

1085
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: if you could just turn it down. I have a

1086
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: message for Taylor, and I just want to apologize for

1087
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: the guy. Okay, don't turn it back up. Let me

1088
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: just say real quick, I'm sorry Taylor for saying soul mates.

1089
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. I'm married. I'm sorry I forgot

1090
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 1: your hopes up. I meant to say kindred spirits. Thank you.

1091
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: Everybody can turn it back up. That's even weirder. You

1092
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: thought you got her hopes up, like she's she's bumped.

1093
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 1: Turn it back down, everybody, you think you got her hard.

1094
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: I could see Taylor. I could see Taylor specifically fucking

1095
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: with Carl the drug dealer though, thank you, Because you know,

1096
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: like anyone that like has like such a like she

1097
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: has like a goody kind of goody two shoes vibe

1098
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 1: about her, squeaky clean, like that's her um persona at least,

1099
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: uh that you know, they're always just the baddest chicks.

1100
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: You know, they're always just wild, bad, bad gals. Yeah, boys,

1101
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: if that's your thing, you know, yeah, I mean Dustin Diamond.

1102
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: Let's let's take it for example, Okay, Screech from Let's

1103
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 1: say It by the Bell. You know, you look at him,

1104
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 1: You're like, he's a he's a you know, it's kind

1105
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: of a sweetheart, kind of a totally word like a

1106
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: lovable guy turns out psycho psychopaths. Allegedly, Uh, there's like

1107
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: rape cases against them, allegedly, I'm not sure, not willing

1108
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: to look it up, but willing to say here on

1109
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: the podcast a mass murder allegedly there's like rape cases

1110
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know. I'm not gonna look it up,

1111
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: but there's something about allegedly. But that is kind of

1112
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: the thing I will say, Like when people are assholes

1113
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: as their persona, for the most part, they're pretty nice guys.

1114
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: Like they put that asshole on as like part of

1115
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: their persona, but then they're really nice people for the

1116
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: most part. Like jessel Nick, like Anthony jessell Nick is

1117
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: like a really nice guy. You know what, I mean,

1118
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: but his whole stick is that he's like the meanest

1119
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 1: most cutting comedian that you can you can be. I mean,

1120
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: look at Dirs. Everybody thinks he'son as always a goddamn

1121
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: teddy bear. Yeah, that's true. You break it down. He thanks,

1122
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Welcome. Hey, let's go, and you're welcome. Let's go.

1123
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: Let's go. Are you calling it? Let's go, let's call it.

1124
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead, guys, let's go. Yeah. I mean I

1125
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: did do that one time when we me and You've

1126
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: got in a fist fight over Thanksgiving and it was

1127
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: just like the worst both just like beat the ship

1128
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 1: out of each other. Mostly you beat my ass, I believe,

1129
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I remember being like, uh, what

1130
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: is he? What is he like that? We're friends? So

1131
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: there was that one time, but I mean that wasn't

1132
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: like a And also I was twenty two years old

1133
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: when that happened, Like I was, you know one. I

1134
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: think that's peak cry when you're drunk age, right, No, well,

1135
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 1: who else? I mean, yeah, is this a universal thing?

1136
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that universal. I would love to

1137
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: throw this to the fans. I just don't know what

1138
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 1: what like this like, is this just like you're so

1139
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: drunk that you can finally like have an emotion? Yeah, dude, Yeah, No,

1140
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 1: it's the demons. Is the demons, bubb I guess my

1141
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: demons are just different, you have different demons? Yes, Well,

1142
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: did you have any friends that did this at all?

1143
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 1: Like the emotional drunks didn't have a crying friend? No,

1144
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: I mean I also didn't have I mean, I guess

1145
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 1: it would be Kyle. I don't remember him crying a

1146
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: whole lot. I remember him like getting like boiling mad

1147
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: and not being able to explain why he's so mad,

1148
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:04,600
Speaker 1: and she's like and we're like, all right, I don't

1149
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't, like, what is the thing. I guess I'm

1150
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: trying to like recall an episode. Like I think I've

1151
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: seen homies crying drunk, but it was probably because like

1152
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 1: they just got beat up by some strangers or something,

1153
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 1: or just like for me, it was like I remember

1154
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 1: I cried once in high school and people did not

1155
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 1: let me live it down for quite a while. And

1156
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: it was because they called me cry, don't They called

1157
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 1: me crowd sadam crying. We got the label, uh, you know,

1158
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: they because it was just because of like a girl,

1159
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: you know, and like you saw one and started crying. Yeah,

1160
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,840
Speaker 1: I saw one. I'm like, oh my god, you're so pretty, glorious,

1161
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: they're so pretty. I want one. Her hair smells like pantine. Problem.

1162
01:05:50,080 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: They won't thank me. Make seven doors in my basement. No,

1163
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 1: we've established that under five under five. Okay, under five

1164
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: doors five you cried because you broke up the girl

1165
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, I can't remember the exact scenarios publicly,

1166
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 1: that's valid. Yeah, there was, and that was one experience. Uh,

1167
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 1: and that's the only time I remember like crying drunk

1168
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: at a young age. So I don't think it's a

1169
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: universal thing. Like, I mean, for sure, at some point

1170
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 1: in your youth, if you drink alcohol, you're gonna have

1171
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 1: some kind of emotional outburst, whether that's crying or you're

1172
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: just like fuck you, Eric, and you're like why why

1173
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,959
Speaker 1: are they having beef? And then two guys who don't

1174
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: aren't really enemies, you know, don't actually hate each other,

1175
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: and you start swinging on each other and you're like,

1176
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: I don't know too too much. Boon's hard, uh, Boone's

1177
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 1: Boone's farm or yeah, what were the little Jack Daniels

1178
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: um Well I was thinking of Mike's Hard Letsburgh glen

1179
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 1: Manade Lynchburg or two Dogs. Do you guys remember two Dogs?

1180
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: I think that was It might have been a specific

1181
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: Midwest remember mad two Dogs? Like, um, it was like

1182
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: a Mike's Hard Lemonade before Mike's Hard Lemonade. Do you

1183
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: remember after shock? It was like cinnamon liquor with with

1184
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: rock candy at the bottom, and then you had saved

1185
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 1: the rock candy because it was like pure liquor and

1186
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 1: then like you I call it it's like and you

1187
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: finished the bottle and be like, Okay, well we can't

1188
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: get liquored this weekend, so um, we're gonna melt this. Uh.

1189
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, is it a situation where like

1190
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: in case of an emergency break glass? But then it

1191
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: probably looks just like the rock. No, for sure, you don't,

1192
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: don't you We melted it. We like melted it, eating

1193
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 1: the model and we uh and then we like poured

1194
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: it out in like little mini shots. So you were

1195
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: free basing after shock, you would inhale the fumes and

1196
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: thens like resin hits. First of all, all birds kind

1197
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: of suck whoa chill bro Yeah, calm American eagles are

1198
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: so tight the crane, now, dude, Owls fucking raw. American

1199
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: eagles are not tight. Flamingoes are super dope. Owls are

1200
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 1: so sick. Owls are so not sick at all. First

1201
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: of all, you hey, fuck you. You are wrong. Yo,

1202
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: you're about to get owl You better chill. They can

1203
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 1: they can hear you know. Fuck you, dude, adam, fuck you.

1204
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,560
Speaker 1: I beat you to it. I beat you. I just

1205
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: beat you to it. No, I already said it. Fuck

1206
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,080
Speaker 1: you owls rock. When's the last time you saw a

1207
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: fucking owl? You prick a few a few years ago.

1208
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm moving When I moved into my house a few

1209
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: years ago. You're such a fucking dumbass. There was a

1210
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: owl that lived in the tree that like refused to

1211
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 1: let me move in. He was like a total dick.

1212
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: He'd swoop down. That's right, they're super territorial. You'd come

1213
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,800
Speaker 1: out on the balcony. He hed the ship out of me,

1214
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: scared me to death, fucking terrifying. Oh well, you're a weakling.

1215
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:08,560
Speaker 1: They're scary, fucking terrifying our predators. You're a weak ass. No,

1216
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm not, dude, I'm as strong as hell. No, you're

1217
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 1: a fucking weak ass. I know, and I think you

1218
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: know that that is not true. I'm not a weak ass.

1219
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,519
Speaker 1: I just can't believe this. It's scared of birds. I'm

1220
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: not scared. I just don't like them. You just said

1221
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 1: it scared the ship out of you, and that's why

1222
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:26,680
Speaker 1: you didn't like it. Bro. Well, if you're standing on

1223
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:28,439
Speaker 1: a balcony and all of a sudden something, it's like,

1224
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 1: who that will scare the ship out of you? Dude? Okay,

1225
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: so you're a weak ass and that's why you don't

1226
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 1: like owls. I wouldn't stop my stride, I'd go owl

1227
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 1: and I would keep walking. I just think you're dismissing

1228
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:42,760
Speaker 1: the wisdom of one of the most majestic birds on

1229
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,479
Speaker 1: planet Earth. What other birds are amazing? Right? What other

1230
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:48,640
Speaker 1: birds are amazing? Birds? A hawk, a redtail hawk is

1231
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 1: fucking cool. Hawks, peacocks, hummingbirds, hummingbirds. I mean, they're cool

1232
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,599
Speaker 1: when they're flying. But but I'm saying woodpeckers they make

1233
01:09:56,680 --> 01:10:00,759
Speaker 1: that noise. Woodpeckers, they have a cartoon. Woodpeckers are the worst.

1234
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 1: Like my parents house, Uh, there's a woodpecker right outside.

1235
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 1: It was the absolute worst thing. Because they started at

1236
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 1: like four thirty in the morning, just picking the fucking wood. Dude,

1237
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,559
Speaker 1: I'm pissed down. You should be making breakfast with somebody.

1238
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm just saying I'm pissing now. Fuck birds.

1239
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:20,439
Speaker 1: And that's a T shirt printed birds dude birds. Wow,

1240
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm pissing now. Fuck you. You don't fight with your

1241
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: friends in the same way that you used to in

1242
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: your twenties, when you guys are just roommates and you're

1243
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 1: with each other all the time. I try, You're You're

1244
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: done fighting with your friends that time in that same capacity. Yeah,

1245
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: we're not together enough to where you don't fight, fight

1246
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 1: like fucking brothers like anymore. Then I missed that. I'm

1247
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 1: supposed to be somewhere I gotta go. You feel attention bubbling,

1248
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,280
Speaker 1: and you go, I got a thing. Actually, I do

1249
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 1: have a somewhere to be. And you believe that other

1250
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: person because they might and you want them to leave.

1251
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: Back in the day, you're like, I know, you don't.

1252
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,840
Speaker 1: I know you don't have anything to do. No, you dope, bitch.

1253
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:05,680
Speaker 1: Where are you gonna go to the coin Star? You

1254
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,120
Speaker 1: got the coin star two days ago? Motherfucker. You do

1255
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 1: not have that change, I can count that ship for you.

1256
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 1: Do you how us you pay me? And if I

1257
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: got that change, sit your as down. I'd like to

1258
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: compliment Blake in his use of coin star. Back in

1259
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: the today, he used to always uh sit there, assholes,

1260
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:28,719
Speaker 1: directly into the sky, counting his change on the floor,

1261
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: waiting for a deep dish pizza right up the bum hoole. Well,

1262
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna my compliment those two, all

1263
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,639
Speaker 1: of us our friendship, It's battle tested. Still love you bros,

1264
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:45,880
Speaker 1: Love you guys. I love you guys. Blake, I love you,

1265
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: love you Dirt, also love you. What do you have

1266
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:54,640
Speaker 1: to say? Dirty? Thanks? Could be worse? So I love

1267
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,479
Speaker 1: you Dirst. I'd love to hear from you. I heard

1268
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 1: it from Blake, heard it from Kyle. I just said

1269
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:04,320
Speaker 1: it his inner. It's chunking are breaking up and hey,

1270
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 1: love is in the air the clearest I've ever heard. Joe,

1271
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 1: what's up coming through Cristical Clear? Just hit with the

1272
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:14,160
Speaker 1: dog man. Give you a compliment on how sweet you're

1273
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,240
Speaker 1: being Right now. It's tough. Here been a real rough year.

1274
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 1: You know, maybe it's time to just come out with it.

1275
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:25,720
Speaker 1: You know you're just started brother. Oh yeah, all of juice. Hey,

1276
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:29,840
Speaker 1: you guys know it, all of juice. That's cool. You

1277
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:32,760
Speaker 1: know what would be really important if you just said

1278
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 1: that you loved your buddies just one time. Be important.

1279
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 1: He I love my buddies. Guys, this is great. Hey,

1280
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:43,559
Speaker 1: everybody quit looking back, just started looking forward and put

1281
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 1: it on. And also it's good to look back and

1282
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,439
Speaker 1: walk down memory, lade, but also let's look forward. Let's

1283
01:12:49,439 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: also look for turn it down real quick. I want

1284
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 1: to talk to Adam personally acts and so I can't listen. No,

1285
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 1: you guys, take your headphones off if you guys, Yeah,

1286
01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:09,599
Speaker 1: come on, come take them off. Come to Adam. I'm

1287
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: talking to take them off, all right, Adam? Yeah, Kyle,

1288
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm right here, man, what's up. There's a

1289
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 1: certain level of awareness that we have on this podcast.

1290
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 1: But sometimes when you shoot on us, like, it makes

1291
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,720
Speaker 1: us look bad in front of everybody. And I don't

1292
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 1: know that we should do that. We should just kind

1293
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: of like, you know, keep going and move on. And

1294
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,599
Speaker 1: so what do you are you saying? The nice on you? Yeah? Yeah,

1295
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: you did? You should on me? Oh my god? What

1296
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:35,600
Speaker 1: did I shoot on? Why don't you cry about it.

1297
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,840
Speaker 1: You should on all of us. Man, you shoot on

1298
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 1: all of us. When you shoot on one of us,

1299
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 1: you shoot on all of us. Okay, I need you

1300
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,840
Speaker 1: to remember that. Okay, everybody, turn turn it up. Turn

1301
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 1: it up, hey, Kyle, turn it up. I'm I was

1302
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,479
Speaker 1: here the whole time. I hate to break it to you,

1303
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 1: but guess what, buddy, you heard that. Listen to me,

1304
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:52,639
Speaker 1: if someone ships on you, you let it roll off

1305
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,880
Speaker 1: your back like a ducky copy that. Now I hear that. Okay,

1306
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:59,760
Speaker 1: Kyle and I stand in solidarity with theirs. I think

1307
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:03,120
Speaker 1: you're being a little too sensitive that um And, in

1308
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,080
Speaker 1: all fairness, I had no idea he could hear me.

1309
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 1: So do you need fairness? I just had no idea.

1310
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,599
Speaker 1: I thought I was speaking to Adam alone. I didn't

1311
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: know that you could hear me. When I was talking

1312
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 1: to Adam. I thought we were having a personal conversation.

1313
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 1: My bad. I thought you would do what you said.

1314
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:20,400
Speaker 1: I thought you would respect Kyle's wishes and and take

1315
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:23,560
Speaker 1: the headphones off. But but you didn't. You left them on.

1316
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: You heard it, and you heard it. I left them on,

1317
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,439
Speaker 1: but I completely tuned out. I'm not gonna let this bit.

1318
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:30,400
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let this bit live. You're killing a bit.

1319
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,639
Speaker 1: You guys are looking at me. I never took him off,

1320
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,720
Speaker 1: and you're pretending like you can't see me. I'm not.

1321
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm not let this bit flying. Wow, who are you?

1322
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: Why did you get this? And I'm like, I'm on

1323
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: is the show? Do you have your phone? IMDb? It right?

1324
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,720
Speaker 1: You're bringing your up your own Have you ever had

1325
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,599
Speaker 1: to do that? I have in order to uh get

1326
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,800
Speaker 1: into my hotel room, Like I lost my key. I

1327
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,880
Speaker 1: like lost my wallet one night and I'm back coming

1328
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: back to the hotel. We're shooting House Party season two

1329
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,599
Speaker 1: and in New Orleans, and I'm like, drunkenly back at

1330
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:09,560
Speaker 1: my hotel and I'm not I didn't, Madam Divine and

1331
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:13,200
Speaker 1: I'm in the room of I got a room and

1332
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:15,599
Speaker 1: it's upstairs and they're like, okay, yeah, have any idea.

1333
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 1: I don't, and I'm like, look just here, just look

1334
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 1: me up and they're like what And I'm like, look, look,

1335
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 1: I'll prove that I'm who I say am. And I

1336
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,479
Speaker 1: had them look, I had them look me up and

1337
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: then they still wouldn't give me a key. I think

1338
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,599
Speaker 1: it was because I was so fucking drunk, and they

1339
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: were just kind of like lording my drunkenness, and you

1340
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 1: probably didn't look like yourself. I was at bas was

1341
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:45,559
Speaker 1: probably falling on like, okay, you this the guys handsome,

1342
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 1: you look like a def your eyes are melting. After

1343
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 1: New Orleans was another level that was like that was

1344
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 1: the best. Well, the funny thing about shooting that show

1345
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 1: is we only shot for two weeks. We shot ten

1346
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 1: episodes and two weeks two episodes a day. But I

1347
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: still gained enough weight throughout that production is you saw

1348
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:10,439
Speaker 1: my body morph even though on the last few episodes

1349
01:16:10,479 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 1: of every season you're like, yoh Jesus, well yeah, I mean, dude,

1350
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: your your intake was at all time. I mean, I

1351
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: don't know, but it was very high. Yeah, I don't

1352
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 1: know if that that was all time, but that's why

1353
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 1: I kind of took it back, But yeah I was.

1354
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,560
Speaker 1: I was. You know, I go big and with with

1355
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 1: most endeavor. Literally you gotta do one of those things

1356
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,880
Speaker 1: where you take the picture every day so we can

1357
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: just watch you medically watch my face. Like when they

1358
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 1: showed like buildings getting built, would you see your face exploded?

1359
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 1: That would be cool. You should definitely commit to a

1360
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,479
Speaker 1: year of that. My neck just start to droop and

1361
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 1: then to get sucked back up like that the fox

1362
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:52,640
Speaker 1: getting eaten by the maggots. But it's you. What's up

1363
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 1: that classic time lapse of like the maggots. Remember, time

1364
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 1: laps is pretty You guys don't see that when you

1365
01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 1: close your eyes. Whatever. Time lapses are very very cool,

1366
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:07,719
Speaker 1: Yes they are. Thank you, Blake, Yeah, thank you. Anything

1367
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,800
Speaker 1: that plays with time filming, it to me is still

1368
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,800
Speaker 1: just unfu believable. Like slow motion, the fact that we

1369
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,720
Speaker 1: can see slow times, like you're talking time travel movies. Yeah,

1370
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:19,960
Speaker 1: it's kind of time travel because it's capturing moments and

1371
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,439
Speaker 1: slowing them down in ways that you're like, oh, the

1372
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 1: naked eye doesn't see that, dude. It is so bizarre

1373
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:28,640
Speaker 1: that no matter how many times I shoot something in

1374
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 1: slow mo, it's always like when you play it back,

1375
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 1: you're like, what the crazy? Like when they pop a

1376
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:38,880
Speaker 1: water balloon and it like is still there for a moment. Yeah,

1377
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,560
Speaker 1: Like if you just light like a bit lighter and

1378
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 1: it looks like a nuclear blast is still like the

1379
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 1: exact same formation as if it was a bomb going off,

1380
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: but it's just the lighter we're so stupid. That's the universe, man,

1381
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 1: that's the universe. So fucking cool. Everyone other's like yes,

1382
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: it's slow moment. We're just like no, Like like when

1383
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:02,880
Speaker 1: the breeze was on a puppy's head, it looks like

1384
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 1: a field of wheat. Dude, it's gorgeous. Hey. The main

1385
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,600
Speaker 1: headline is it made you feel vibro and yeah, it

1386
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 1: made me feel vibra, like I really dug it. Yeah,

1387
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 1: and we are quoting you as saying it makes pain

1388
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 1: pills make me feel vibro. Yeah. We gotta get some merch,

1389
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:25,679
Speaker 1: some like wraps, some like a spandages that just say vibro. Kyle,

1390
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,960
Speaker 1: you can't understand the kiwis you work with. I have

1391
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 1: trouble sometimes, uh like they because it's like like they.

1392
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I find it hard when anybody speaks like this,

1393
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 1: but I find mostly Australians and Kiwis are like umble

1394
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: yeah across the board. That never works for me, and

1395
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: it's just like what the fuck is going on? But

1396
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,600
Speaker 1: it feels like I don't feel like I need a

1397
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:52,320
Speaker 1: lot of English speaking people that mumble that bad. But

1398
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,200
Speaker 1: I could also be doing that, like when I'm just

1399
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:58,240
Speaker 1: speaking like tired, I might be equally as frustrating to

1400
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:00,200
Speaker 1: anybody else on planet Earth, you know what I mean

1401
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 1: when they're talking to you like that going on? Are

1402
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,640
Speaker 1: they speaking to you? Are you listening to like a

1403
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:08,080
Speaker 1: conversation that they're having. Are you spying on people? I know?

1404
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,600
Speaker 1: I feel like you cannot Like when someone from a

1405
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,760
Speaker 1: foreign English speaking country, because that's what we're talking about here, right,

1406
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,120
Speaker 1: foreign to us, foreign to us, but in English speaking

1407
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:23,120
Speaker 1: country and they're speaking in their their English version of

1408
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 1: English to someone from their same country, I feel like, Yeah,

1409
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 1: I I always have a hard time understanding fucking anyone

1410
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:35,920
Speaker 1: that that isn't uh from America and even sometimes have

1411
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,799
Speaker 1: you talked to people from Philly? It's also confusing sometimes

1412
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:43,040
Speaker 1: over there too. Yeah, I never under the Fresh Prince

1413
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 1: of bel Air theme song, I'm like, what is he saying?

1414
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 1: Like your homes smell later, smell smell what later? Makes

1415
01:19:52,560 --> 01:20:02,560
Speaker 1: no sense? Tell me you got that order? There it is?

1416
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:05,920
Speaker 1: We had that well, don't be afraid to bust it out, man,

1417
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:09,760
Speaker 1: you know, man, that truly strikes a chord in my

1418
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 1: sense memories. Its perfect. Did you guys ever rob anybody

1419
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 1: belind for alcohol? Rob anybody for like people's houses. Sure,

1420
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 1: you'd go to a liquor store or rob a convenient

1421
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 1: store or rob a right aid on Harbor. I actually

1422
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:32,559
Speaker 1: remember that ship from when I first met you, Adam,

1423
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 1: like you had a whole like you were like fucking

1424
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:37,720
Speaker 1: flagrant and didn't give a dude. I was ready to

1425
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: go to jail for a for a thirty rack of

1426
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:44,000
Speaker 1: keystone light. That was true, flagrant, What were you doing?

1427
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,559
Speaker 1: You would just grab it and walk out. I would

1428
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,720
Speaker 1: just grab it and walk the funk out with two

1429
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 1: packs and that's why you're my fucking best friend, and

1430
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 1: then just walk out. And they had a security guard

1431
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:58,840
Speaker 1: and he'd just be like uh. Or I would walk

1432
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:02,200
Speaker 1: into the freezer, sex, this is what your cases, and

1433
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:05,519
Speaker 1: then just exit out the emergency exit. The alarm would

1434
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,360
Speaker 1: go off, and I just had a car there waiting

1435
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 1: for me, and we would that it would explode in

1436
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:15,519
Speaker 1: the background as you walk away. Absolutely, in hindsight, I'm like,

1437
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:18,200
Speaker 1: this is the that was the most insane thing I've

1438
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 1: ever done. I'm not like a I would have bought

1439
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:23,439
Speaker 1: it if I could have bought it, but I couldn't have.

1440
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,439
Speaker 1: I couldn't buy it, so I had to rob me.

1441
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,800
Speaker 1: I went on a fucking family cruise to Mositlaan Porta,

1442
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:35,880
Speaker 1: Viarda and um and Cabo, and I bought fucking pain

1443
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 1: pills there too, and I put him in my jacket.

1444
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,920
Speaker 1: I got a big old bag. I got him for nothing,

1445
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:43,120
Speaker 1: put him in my jacket pocket. And as I was

1446
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:46,640
Speaker 1: walking back onto the boat with my family, they were like,

1447
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:49,280
Speaker 1: they patted down my pocket, and I was like, oh fuck,

1448
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,240
Speaker 1: your family did know the fucking the guys that were

1449
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 1: like making sure you didn't bring anything in cruise control

1450
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,320
Speaker 1: and they found this bag of pain pills and they

1451
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,439
Speaker 1: took it. They just took it. They took from me,

1452
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,679
Speaker 1: and they took my name. And I did that ship

1453
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,880
Speaker 1: on the slide, like nobody in my family saw this happen.

1454
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:09,080
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, Okay, Kyle, that episode did not

1455
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:12,759
Speaker 1: get my pecker hard. I knew you were too vibro

1456
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:16,640
Speaker 1: on that trip. On that trip, dude, so I need

1457
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I was bombed because I was

1458
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,680
Speaker 1: like I couldn't get vibro. And then I like, at

1459
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,000
Speaker 1: the end of the trip, we were all waiting to

1460
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:28,240
Speaker 1: d board the ship or whatever it is, and they

1461
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 1: called my name over the intercom They're like, Kyle newit

1462
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:34,840
Speaker 1: check come to customers, did you win something? And I

1463
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,719
Speaker 1: was like, and my whole family, my grandpa, my fucking

1464
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 1: They're like, what's going on. I'm like, Mom, come with me,

1465
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,400
Speaker 1: because because I needed I knew I was about to

1466
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: get fucked, and so I like I on the way

1467
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 1: over there, I talked to my mom. I was like, look,

1468
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,479
Speaker 1: I I smuggled some pain pills back in. I have

1469
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,320
Speaker 1: some pills that I thought were going to get my

1470
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:56,679
Speaker 1: pecker hard. But she's a sweetheart. I know at dinner

1471
01:22:56,800 --> 01:23:00,960
Speaker 1: last night, you were way too vibra. All right, No,

1472
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,600
Speaker 1: she was cool, man. She honestly like vouched for me

1473
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:06,040
Speaker 1: and got me off the hook. And I just wasn't

1474
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,560
Speaker 1: what did she vouch for you? Meaning like, oh, he

1475
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:12,040
Speaker 1: needs pain kills? This guy's No. We came up because

1476
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:14,720
Speaker 1: I was dating a girl that needed pain pills at

1477
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 1: the time, and so we came up with a plan

1478
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:19,479
Speaker 1: that was like, look, I'm gonna say that I got

1479
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 1: this from my girlfriend, and my mom actually might have

1480
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,800
Speaker 1: not even known that. I might have been lying to

1481
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 1: her and saying like I got this from my girlfriend,

1482
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,759
Speaker 1: can you please help me? I didn't know it was illegal, Kyle,

1483
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,639
Speaker 1: I didn't like the podcast. Is it illegal? I think

1484
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: statute limitations player, It's all good? Uh, what was the

1485
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 1: show where like this, Oh is the Brady Bunch? Right,

1486
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,600
Speaker 1: we're like the oldest son like actually like got it

1487
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,160
Speaker 1: together with the mom, right, had sex with the mom?

1488
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: Like they had like a thing. Right, wasn't that a thing?

1489
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: What if that's ever happened? Wait? Is this Brady Bunch?

1490
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:56,160
Speaker 1: Is this an episode or is this off? No? This

1491
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,479
Speaker 1: is like behind the scenes, like Greg Brady was like

1492
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: Mac in the late season in The Brady Bunch got

1493
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:04,479
Speaker 1: weird fun bro. Yeah, they jumped the shark and all

1494
01:24:04,479 --> 01:24:07,160
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the oldest son started like necking with

1495
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:10,640
Speaker 1: his mom. Greg is lifting up that little ducktail she has.

1496
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:13,320
Speaker 1: So you're saying that the oldest son in The Brady

1497
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:19,320
Speaker 1: Bunch actually actor, the actor actually fucked the mom. You

1498
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,320
Speaker 1: think that that's the whole I think they like they

1499
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:24,439
Speaker 1: always wink winked about it to like interviews because they're

1500
01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:25,880
Speaker 1: like the rumor is and they're like, I don't know,

1501
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:29,080
Speaker 1: did we even By the way, even if they're winking

1502
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 1: about it, it's so tight. Yeah, it's awesome because there

1503
01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:38,240
Speaker 1: the Brady Bunch. Also, I kept it in the plastic. Now,

1504
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:40,840
Speaker 1: I feel like the time they're like, take it out

1505
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:42,960
Speaker 1: of the plastic, hand me, you would hand them the

1506
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:45,080
Speaker 1: high I would just told me to do that, And

1507
01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:46,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I would just I wouldn't give them

1508
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:49,360
Speaker 1: the whole wallet. I would just hold up in the

1509
01:24:49,439 --> 01:24:52,360
Speaker 1: plastic and hold it up to them and they and

1510
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:56,760
Speaker 1: if they asked to take it out, I would just leave.

1511
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:59,600
Speaker 1: I'd go because while it had the little window in it,

1512
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,760
Speaker 1: also there was velcro on the wallet. So I'm a

1513
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:09,719
Speaker 1: a true teenager that has to be like hot topic

1514
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:18,200
Speaker 1: wallet and Pokemon, like, hey man, how about them huskers.

1515
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 1: I do this ironically anyway, I'm reading this list, I

1516
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:27,040
Speaker 1: was like, you can get true steroids. I was thinking,

1517
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:30,000
Speaker 1: maybe we all I bring them back and it's like

1518
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:33,640
Speaker 1: a uh, you know, kind of a fun thing that

1519
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,360
Speaker 1: we do on the podcast. We all take steroids for

1520
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:41,160
Speaker 1: a month and see who has the biggest arms and lemons. Friends, No,

1521
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: we see who's got the smallest mouth. Yeah, whose nuts

1522
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,320
Speaker 1: shrink the most. We'll all measure our nuts and then

1523
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:50,080
Speaker 1: at the end of one month of taking steroids, re

1524
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 1: measure our nuts and see who shrunk the most will

1525
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:54,800
Speaker 1: post and we'll have people vote on who has the

1526
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 1: smallest nuts. What do you mean you measure them? That's

1527
01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:59,840
Speaker 1: not like a no no, no no, I do vote

1528
01:26:00,479 --> 01:26:02,360
Speaker 1: vote no no no. We measure and then we have

1529
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:05,840
Speaker 1: people vote on like cuteness or like cuteness of the ner,

1530
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,280
Speaker 1: or we have people guestimate how many wrinkles we have

1531
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:12,320
Speaker 1: combined in our scrow? Is that a real thing? Steroid

1532
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:14,680
Speaker 1: shrink your balls? Is that real? Like the real thing? Well?

1533
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 1: That's is that real? Band? I don't know? So what

1534
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:26,200
Speaker 1: are we gonna do? We can't do that because our

1535
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:28,600
Speaker 1: show wasn't we go clean? Yeah, we gotta go so

1536
01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:32,679
Speaker 1: squeaky clean that people are like church guitar Kirk Cameron style. Yeah,

1537
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 1: we gotta go Kirk Cameron style. Dude. Yes, start making

1538
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:38,880
Speaker 1: some Christian movies. I would love to pivot to be

1539
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,040
Speaker 1: very Christian. I would love that. I can see that.

1540
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 1: For you, there's always like a super Christian guy that

1541
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,479
Speaker 1: kind of looks like you, that's wearing like a scarf,

1542
01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:51,240
Speaker 1: like that's your kind of rocket a bandana around the neck.

1543
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:55,320
Speaker 1: Just for COVID purposes, Yeah, for COVID, for COVID. Even

1544
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:58,479
Speaker 1: though everybody just has proper masks now, and it's proven

1545
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:01,680
Speaker 1: that the bandanas don't it that well. But but you

1546
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:05,759
Speaker 1: got it's a covid look. And I feel like there's

1547
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:09,280
Speaker 1: Christian guys that look kind of like you with an

1548
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:11,880
Speaker 1: acoustic guitar and every church in America, So I see

1549
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:17,479
Speaker 1: that's an easy pivot for you. We rolled the Winter down,

1550
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:24,840
Speaker 1: no joke, fucking Immediately, Someone's just like and I'm like, God, yes, yes, pake,

1551
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: I D And we went into the back of this

1552
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,479
Speaker 1: this like dollar store, and they made the fake idea

1553
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:34,400
Speaker 1: right there. I took a photo. They fully made a

1554
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:38,560
Speaker 1: fake I D get to yah. I quickly got my

1555
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:41,280
Speaker 1: first idea head shot. It was pretty a two fer

1556
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:47,200
Speaker 1: our gentlem package and the dick pills you have to

1557
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:50,280
Speaker 1: buy for your entire wedding pot. The dick pills you

1558
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,800
Speaker 1: have to buy for the entire I mean, it will

1559
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:55,600
Speaker 1: be fun when I buy us all dick pills and

1560
01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:58,679
Speaker 1: make us take them one hour before the ceremony. That'll

1561
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:04,760
Speaker 1: be a Sarah Moon be your all week, dude, I'm dead.

1562
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,559
Speaker 1: That will be tight, just to fucking and we're all

1563
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:10,800
Speaker 1: wearing like kilts, like those super white those white dude,

1564
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,960
Speaker 1: weddings are like, we're wearing kilts. Steve doesn't have anything

1565
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:19,400
Speaker 1: on underneath. Fucking that would be so funny if you

1566
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,320
Speaker 1: like orchestrated the outfits that we had to wear so

1567
01:28:22,479 --> 01:28:25,599
Speaker 1: we couldn't protect our boners and then spiked our fucking

1568
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:29,600
Speaker 1: spiked us with boner pills. This is a wedding and

1569
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:33,479
Speaker 1: we're all standing up there like, fucking uh, protect your

1570
01:28:33,479 --> 01:28:38,240
Speaker 1: boners twenty Margarita's make sure you lick the salt. Okay,

1571
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,760
Speaker 1: you need us lick the salt. And he made us

1572
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:45,240
Speaker 1: wear these linen white pants. He made us wear these

1573
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:49,599
Speaker 1: mendies so beach wedding. It makes sense. He really wanted

1574
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:53,560
Speaker 1: us in all linen everything. Bro, are you are you

1575
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:58,840
Speaker 1: hard right now? I've been hard all weekend. Something that's

1576
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:02,080
Speaker 1: made my peck or harr it's hurdy, won't go down

1577
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:06,400
Speaker 1: and hurt hurt. I just want to be flacid. The

1578
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:09,160
Speaker 1: strip tacos must be an aphrodisia because I want to

1579
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:15,200
Speaker 1: funk everything. Don't get it twisted. Also, every you go

1580
01:29:15,479 --> 01:29:19,880
Speaker 1: into a church, into a megachurch, there's a thousand of

1581
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:23,800
Speaker 1: little fucking bead eyed knees running around, you know, Prais Hey,

1582
01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:26,639
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we haven't so twisted about that very specific.

1583
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 1: Don't get it twisted. Why wasn't he or on Blake

1584
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:33,960
Speaker 1: saying he looks more Christian? I don't find that to

1585
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: be shitting. I didn't realize that was an insult. Yeah,

1586
01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:40,080
Speaker 1: come on, then I did have a twisted I guess ship.

1587
01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's it's a little bit of an insult.

1588
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:46,400
Speaker 1: Last time I checked, reading scripture is pretty darn cool.

1589
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:57,120
Speaker 1: Jesus Blake is ready for this. Oh God, I know

1590
01:29:58,240 --> 01:30:01,639
Speaker 1: the Lord has a plan and for me. Dog, Okay,

1591
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:06,559
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's go. Who's ready to Jesus on hot?

1592
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:13,760
Speaker 1: Let's go? Owls versus rats. You're so dumb. Hey, I've

1593
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:16,040
Speaker 1: had a pet rat before, I've had a pet rat.

1594
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,960
Speaker 1: I would never allow an owl into my house. It

1595
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,519
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be in your house, thank you, Blake. Really,

1596
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,639
Speaker 1: even when they pull up the feathers, you can see

1597
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,599
Speaker 1: how jacks they are. Dude, you can't trust an owl.

1598
01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:30,759
Speaker 1: You cannot trust absolutely not. That's what makes them savage.

1599
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:33,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna stand by that, and owl will fuck your girl,

1600
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:37,840
Speaker 1: and I will fuck your girl. Rats. Man, they'll scamper off.

1601
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:41,879
Speaker 1: What the fuck the Owl said, owll fuck your girl. Owl,

1602
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:47,880
Speaker 1: I will suck your girl. You're going opposite, like a

1603
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:51,519
Speaker 1: fucking rat is somebody? Who is something? Who would suck

1604
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:54,080
Speaker 1: your girl? Dude? The owl will give you wisdom. There's

1605
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:57,000
Speaker 1: a joke, there's a rat will tell on you. A

1606
01:30:57,120 --> 01:30:58,960
Speaker 1: rat will be a bit and tell on you, and

1607
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:02,680
Speaker 1: owl will fuck your girl. No, awl you dude, No,

1608
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:05,680
Speaker 1: if you Owl doesn't trick because if you go up

1609
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,760
Speaker 1: to Owl and you're like, hey, man, was this somebody here,

1610
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,599
Speaker 1: He's just like who And you're like, Okay, I see

1611
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:14,080
Speaker 1: what you're doing. Was my girl was somebody? Or not? Who?

1612
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:21,600
Speaker 1: Our fuck your girl? I'll girl hashtag don't leave me

1613
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:25,479
Speaker 1: alone with her? Because our fuck? Did you fuck my girl? Who?

1614
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:29,680
Speaker 1: Did you fool with my girl? Who? I will? Did

1615
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:36,120
Speaker 1: you knock knock? Who's there? Owl? Our fucking girl? Girl? Who?

1616
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:43,120
Speaker 1: And also I'll say, like I know, like eagles are beautiful,

1617
01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:45,800
Speaker 1: majestic creatures. I and I also enjoy when I see

1618
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:49,920
Speaker 1: an American bald eagle uh in a tree. I'm like, WHOA,

1619
01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:55,360
Speaker 1: that's pretty legit. But those guys are uh fucking eagle maniacs.

1620
01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:59,880
Speaker 1: Like those guys are eagle maniacs. You've got it a

1621
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,960
Speaker 1: little twisted because you're I think you're thinking of like

1622
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:04,920
Speaker 1: the majestic ones in the mountaintops. But there's bald eagles

1623
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:06,880
Speaker 1: that kick it in the swamps of Florida that are

1624
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:10,200
Speaker 1: held down the earth right there. Like the people like

1625
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:15,839
Speaker 1: grimy dudes. They they just eat pythons. There's nothing majestic.

1626
01:32:16,439 --> 01:32:19,479
Speaker 1: Do you like snakes more than birds? No? I don't.

1627
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:22,280
Speaker 1: I don't like snakes either. Do you like snakes more

1628
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:26,639
Speaker 1: than rats? Uh? Or rats more than snakes? What's cool

1629
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:29,879
Speaker 1: is they all eat each other, all three of these things. Yeah, exactly.

1630
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:33,760
Speaker 1: We got a cool cycle happening here, dude. Right. I

1631
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:35,960
Speaker 1: used to go to church so much. My grandpa built

1632
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,120
Speaker 1: a church out here, Like that was his thing. He

1633
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:40,400
Speaker 1: built over. You went so much that he built it.

1634
01:32:40,920 --> 01:32:42,519
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna build you a church, kid,

1635
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:46,519
Speaker 1: you know what. You like it so much? He built it.

1636
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 1: That's the last time I was in the church was

1637
01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:50,680
Speaker 1: for his funeral. Like I was in the sanctuary that

1638
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:53,920
Speaker 1: he built, and it was like whoa, Like this is

1639
01:32:54,320 --> 01:32:57,519
Speaker 1: two generations removed and it's just like he put the

1640
01:32:57,560 --> 01:33:00,519
Speaker 1: stained glass up. He built a sanctuary for people to

1641
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:03,639
Speaker 1: worship in and I'm telling dick jokes. Come on, man,

1642
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:07,040
Speaker 1: you're you're staying in glass. Like, it's just like so weird.

1643
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:10,280
Speaker 1: It sounds like his life was pretty boring, honestly. Not

1644
01:33:10,439 --> 01:33:13,160
Speaker 1: to shoot on your grandpa, but your life is sucking

1645
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:18,360
Speaker 1: way better. I don't know, I don't. I mean, it's

1646
01:33:18,479 --> 01:33:21,360
Speaker 1: it's just two different ways of thinking about what your

1647
01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:24,080
Speaker 1: goals are in life. Yeah, it's just like, you know,

1648
01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:26,639
Speaker 1: like your life better. I vote, I vote for Kyle's life.

1649
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:30,160
Speaker 1: He was a hell of funny dude, Like he just

1650
01:33:30,240 --> 01:33:32,640
Speaker 1: did his his act hell acclaim. You know, can he

1651
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:35,960
Speaker 1: text Adam Sandler right now? Et? He said the funniest

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01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:38,120
Speaker 1: thing to me. He also had a great joke that

1653
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:42,120
Speaker 1: was just hilarious when we went to Mexico and we

1654
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:44,439
Speaker 1: were Port of Viarda and we went in and we

1655
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:46,759
Speaker 1: were all swimming, and then we were wearing swim shorts

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01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,479
Speaker 1: and you know how swim shorts have the net in

1657
01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:51,240
Speaker 1: it and stuff. We went into the bathroom and I

1658
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:53,160
Speaker 1: was standing in one journal and he came in and

1659
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:55,120
Speaker 1: steered at the next journal and he was just like

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01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:58,400
Speaker 1: he just mumbled into himself and he's like, where did

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01:33:58,479 --> 01:34:03,599
Speaker 1: I Yeah, that's pretty good. Grandpa bid for the wind,

1662
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's funny because like small cocks

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01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:11,640
Speaker 1: and your family. All right, it was great. Let me

1664
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:14,240
Speaker 1: know what path I should be running on for the

1665
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:18,080
Speaker 1: next ten years. Embraced the small dinks if you got it,

1666
01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:20,720
Speaker 1: make fun of make fun of it, you know, yeah,

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01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,800
Speaker 1: embrace them all, embrace Yeah, it's all good. That's a

1668
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:27,320
Speaker 1: good one's all good. Yeah. It was hilarious because, I mean,

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01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:30,760
Speaker 1: nobody made small cock jokes at that point. Everybody was like,

1670
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:34,240
Speaker 1: oh it might dick so big, might dick so big everybody. Yeah,

1671
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:37,479
Speaker 1: it was it was all big Johnson jokes. Everybody's wearing

1672
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:40,080
Speaker 1: the T shirts of the door with a huge dick,

1673
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:44,280
Speaker 1: big Johnson. Yeah. And I was like, Grandpa, that's like that,

1674
01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:46,679
Speaker 1: that's and that's when you decided to get into comedy.

1675
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:50,000
Speaker 1: You were like, wait a minute, small cock comedy, small

1676
01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:53,920
Speaker 1: cock comedy, Grandpa, I could make a career out of this, Grandpa,

1677
01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:56,240
Speaker 1: And he goes, I bless you, my son, and then

1678
01:34:56,360 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 1: father son, holy spirited you, and then screamed, let's but

1679
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:06,800
Speaker 1: I don't like caged birds. I don't think that feels right. Yeah,

1680
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:10,360
Speaker 1: I mean I have one. I have one. This is

1681
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,360
Speaker 1: why it's hitting you a little hard. What if it's

1682
01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:15,040
Speaker 1: a chicken. If it's a chicken in the coop, we

1683
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:17,280
Speaker 1: can we can roll with that because, well, chicken, at

1684
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:20,519
Speaker 1: least you're like the cockle doodle do you in the morning? No,

1685
01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:24,839
Speaker 1: that's a rooster. Okay, Well then yeah, chickens. I like roosters.

1686
01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:28,280
Speaker 1: But chickens are delicious. They make eggs. Yeah, no, they're well,

1687
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:30,000
Speaker 1: they're spitting out some eggs, so you at least get it,

1688
01:35:30,080 --> 01:35:32,960
Speaker 1: like you know, you you something. Eggs don't come out

1689
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:36,479
Speaker 1: of their mouths. I know they're spitting them out of

1690
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:40,000
Speaker 1: their their butts, right think it's like, wait, that is

1691
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:43,599
Speaker 1: a good question. Do eggs come out of chickens ass?

1692
01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:47,519
Speaker 1: Or is there like another butt hole? An egg is

1693
01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:50,599
Speaker 1: a period just so you know. Okay, but girls don't

1694
01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:52,880
Speaker 1: have periods out of their butt hole? Wait do they?

1695
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:56,040
Speaker 1: How often do egg? Do they? Is there only once

1696
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,479
Speaker 1: a month? Or how often do they give an egg

1697
01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:02,120
Speaker 1: every day? So they have a period every day? Yeah?

1698
01:36:02,439 --> 01:36:07,280
Speaker 1: Well it's it's like a non active period. It's well, hey,

1699
01:36:07,439 --> 01:36:10,719
Speaker 1: and uh, feel free to text us the truth about

1700
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:12,519
Speaker 1: this ship that we don't know about. No, no, I'm

1701
01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:16,720
Speaker 1: pretty positive that egg is a period that is not

1702
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:24,400
Speaker 1: being fertilized. That's tight. You sound like one of those

1703
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:28,679
Speaker 1: astronauts that gave the female astronauts fifty thousand tampons. Who's

1704
01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:33,519
Speaker 1: like red might be enough. But Kyle, you didn't answer

1705
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:35,519
Speaker 1: my question. Do they have two butth holes? Do they

1706
01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:37,640
Speaker 1: have an egg butth hole? And I don't know how

1707
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:41,559
Speaker 1: many holes they have? Sorry, I don't know. Vagina a vagina? Oh,

1708
01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:44,599
Speaker 1: the egg is coming out of their vagina? Well, yeah,

1709
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:47,920
Speaker 1: that's the period. They're not shitting out eggs. Where is

1710
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:51,240
Speaker 1: a vagina located on a chicken bend over? I'll show

1711
01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:55,759
Speaker 1: you that. What do you mean where is it located?

1712
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:58,760
Speaker 1: It's basically in the same spot as you probably thinking.

1713
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,760
Speaker 1: It kind of the same spot that you would think, Yeah,

1714
01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:03,640
Speaker 1: if you maybe drop some acid get in there, it

1715
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:06,240
Speaker 1: would be super vibrant. Buttholes looking at you and then

1716
01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:08,640
Speaker 1: something I don't know. There has to be There has

1717
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:11,840
Speaker 1: to be animals that have like Dickson vaginas in really

1718
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:15,040
Speaker 1: weird spots, right, I mean like Star Trek where he

1719
01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,599
Speaker 1: kicks the dude in the knee and it turned out

1720
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:18,639
Speaker 1: to be his nuts. That's like when you kick at

1721
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:20,800
Speaker 1: him with his lap hong. I don't remember that, but

1722
01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:22,439
Speaker 1: I like that. That was a classic What was that?

1723
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:25,200
Speaker 1: That was the famous Star Trek movie what's it called

1724
01:37:25,439 --> 01:37:27,600
Speaker 1: Rapicon where he's like fighting the giant dude and he

1725
01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:29,680
Speaker 1: kicks him in the knee and he goes down hard

1726
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,960
Speaker 1: and he's like, what the funk is Like, that's where

1727
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:37,679
Speaker 1: his testicles are? The change? Did we write Star Trek?

1728
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:40,320
Speaker 1: What happened? I think we should. Yeah, I want to

1729
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:42,800
Speaker 1: go check out some Star Trek now. That just good

1730
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,439
Speaker 1: heroes and icon. That was one of my favorite bits

1731
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:48,479
Speaker 1: on on set when we would like, uh, hey, have

1732
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:50,160
Speaker 1: a good scene and then we tap each other on

1733
01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:52,639
Speaker 1: the knee and then that person goes, ah, the middle

1734
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:57,800
Speaker 1: of my dick you just hit because the end of

1735
01:37:57,880 --> 01:38:02,160
Speaker 1: its way down there, bully. I had fun on that

1736
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:04,559
Speaker 1: show too. Yeah, that show was a lot of fun.

1737
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,559
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that show. Guys, there was a long

1738
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:09,440
Speaker 1: time ago. You know we're done shooting the show, uhcause

1739
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:11,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was talking about something with Chloe

1740
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:14,280
Speaker 1: uh and I was like, yeah, like two years ago

1741
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:15,599
Speaker 1: when we started, and she was like it's more two

1742
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:17,120
Speaker 1: years ago, and I'm like, yeah, how long has it been.

1743
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:20,160
Speaker 1: It's been four years now, four years since we've been

1744
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:22,920
Speaker 1: doing on the show. What was it like August of

1745
01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:27,599
Speaker 1: or something. I think something like that or October November.

1746
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:30,559
Speaker 1: At the end of it was like October or November. Yeah,

1747
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:33,360
Speaker 1: maybe the beginning of November. It was harvest season because

1748
01:38:33,479 --> 01:38:35,640
Speaker 1: y'all were smoking my weed on the roof. Real we

1749
01:38:36,400 --> 01:38:38,720
Speaker 1: it was harvest, baby, want to talk about that ship

1750
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,760
Speaker 1: was so sick. You guys smoked my first crop of

1751
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:44,400
Speaker 1: weed on the roof and the last I was mad

1752
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:48,720
Speaker 1: high for that last scene of Workaholics. Yeah, that was hilarious. No,

1753
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:51,439
Speaker 1: I was higher. I was hiding that And I quied,

1754
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:56,080
Speaker 1: was that did you say that? Is that in the

1755
01:38:56,160 --> 01:38:58,640
Speaker 1: show where like this is real weed? No, this is

1756
01:38:58,720 --> 01:39:02,800
Speaker 1: real weed? Something like the credits that was Blake saying

1757
01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:04,840
Speaker 1: that Blake was going and this is real weird, and

1758
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:08,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, we were in Yeah, we're like

1759
01:39:08,600 --> 01:39:10,920
Speaker 1: acting and he's like, it's real weird. I'm like, I know,

1760
01:39:11,439 --> 01:39:17,320
Speaker 1: obviously it's roll. We'd we were the characters rolling huge

1761
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:23,920
Speaker 1: crane shots. So good, so good, perfect ending, dude. Yeah,

1762
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:26,320
Speaker 1: for sure, it's real, like how it always has been

1763
01:39:26,479 --> 01:39:29,599
Speaker 1: for every scene of the show Man this is real,

1764
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,120
Speaker 1: so I'm glad we did that.