Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tabary.
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer's back.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and I got an email from Liz who wanted
Speaker 2: the phone tap her brother Darren. He runs this business
Speaker 2: from his cell phone and he hates telemarketers.
Speaker 1: He gets these calls all day.
Speaker 2: So what better to do than to put Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 2: to task with Liz's brother Darren.
Speaker 1: Here we go, let's listen to today's phone two. Hello, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Bumper Guard
Speaker 1: Auto Supply Direct. How are you doing today, sir?
Speaker 3: I'm great in yourself.
Speaker 1: We have a wide array of bumper guards for your automobile.
Speaker 1: It's a piece of rubber that goes over your bumper.
Speaker 1: We have the bumper Bully, the bumper badger, bumper guard.
Speaker 3: And you're just you're just wasting your time right now.
Speaker 3: I'm not interested, thank you very much, sir. Yes, I
Speaker 3: own two cars.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a little bit about the bumper bully.
Speaker 1: The bumper Bully offers it.
Speaker 3: Listen. I'm not interested, thank you very much. I have
Speaker 3: a great day.
Speaker 1: Hello, goodson, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer pulling the bumper bully.
Speaker 1: Holding the bumper bully offers an extra wack bumper protector surface.
Speaker 1: As an added benefit, our bumper guard integrates dual reflectors
Speaker 1: for suffer nighttime.
Speaker 3: Take your pen, yes, look at one time, and cross
Speaker 3: my name off the list. Do not call me again,
Speaker 3: Darren speaking, I might help you.
Speaker 1: Goodness. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for the as a
Speaker 1: car enthusiast.
Speaker 3: Stop calling me. Stop calling me, sir. I told you
Speaker 3: or dumb which which one is it?
Speaker 1: I spoke to you about the bumper bully, but maybe.
Speaker 3: Told you I'm not interested in any guard.
Speaker 1: If the bumper bully is not your cup of tea,
Speaker 1: maybe the bumper badger is for you.
Speaker 3: It's especially something you're gonna need a bumper badger around
Speaker 3: your less than your right eye. If you call me
Speaker 3: one more time, you understand me. I'm the business through
Speaker 3: my phone and you're causing up my line. I'm waiting
Speaker 3: on an important business phone calls, and you're calling me
Speaker 3: about a bumper badge of guard. I don't give up
Speaker 3: about either. Call me, do you understand me? Especially one
Speaker 3: more time? I don't want to report you. I don't
Speaker 3: do not call this Do you understand what that means? Especially,
Speaker 3: do not call me.
Speaker 1: The bumper badger down speaking, The bumper Badger's designed to
Speaker 1: attach inside your trunk.
Speaker 3: In second, you a poor excuse for a human being
Speaker 3: and for a salesperson. I've been in sales for over
Speaker 3: twenty two cents.
Speaker 1: You flip it out when you park your car on
Speaker 1: the street and flip it back when you leave you.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing I want you to.
Speaker 1: Off now, just thirty nine nine nine today, sir.
Speaker 3: You know where's your office located?
Speaker 1: My office is located in Detroit.
Speaker 3: I wish I was in Detroit. Do you have a
Speaker 3: New York office so I could come there and kick.
Speaker 1: Yours act now and we'll throw in Defender Defender for free.
Speaker 3: Hello, dude, this is.
Speaker 1: Mister Michael Lavenheimer.
Speaker 3: Sir.
Speaker 1: For a limited time only, I'll give you the rear
Speaker 1: and rubber tree of that includes the bumper Bully, the
Speaker 1: bumper Badger, and Defender Defender.
Speaker 3: Every time you call me on that list, sir, have.
Speaker 1: You ever been rear ended?
Speaker 3: The question of that?
Speaker 1: You didn't answer my question? Have you ever been rear ended?
Speaker 1: I've got one in the front and one in the
Speaker 1: back of all three of my cars. Now I have
Speaker 1: protection when another guy rams me from behind.
Speaker 3: I'm showing another guy ms from behind.
Speaker 1: Don't you have nicks, scratches, dents, chipped paint on your car?
Speaker 3: Sup? Before? How you never literally walked outside your office
Speaker 3: and have someone walk up to you and beat out
Speaker 3: of you? What I'm going to do?
Speaker 1: The bumper bully? Sure, the bumper Hello, this is mister
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer with the bumper badger, bumper bully in the
Speaker 1: fender defender, the bumper.
Speaker 3: Badger in the bumper badger?
Speaker 1: Sir, how many of these would you like to purchase today?
Speaker 3: I don't know how many of these would you like
Speaker 3: to purchase today? You sound like you sound like you're
Speaker 3: juggling bolves in your mouth. So is it going to
Speaker 3: be the bumper?
Speaker 1: The bumper Badger's going to be the bumper bully, Defender's
Speaker 1: gonna be the would you like the rear end rubber
Speaker 1: tree You're.
Speaker 3: Gonna be the bumper boo boo? Or is this going
Speaker 3: to be the bumper rubber.
Speaker 1: Yogi, rubber baby buggy bumpers. Let's take this from the top.
Speaker 1: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: My name is mister.
Speaker 1: I need protection when another man.
Speaker 3: I need protector when another man rams me from behind.
Speaker 1: Idiot mind. He was Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped, Liz is on
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, there, you are such an idiot.
Speaker 3: I hate you already.
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