WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bumper Badge

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tabary.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Oppenheimer's back.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, and I got an email from Liz who wanted

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<v Speaker 2>the phone tap her brother Darren. He runs this business

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<v Speaker 2>from his cell phone and he hates telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets these calls all day.

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<v Speaker 2>So what better to do than to put Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 2>to task with Liz's brother Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, let's listen to today's phone two. Hello, oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Bumper Guard

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<v Speaker 1>Auto Supply Direct. How are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm great in yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a wide array of bumper guards for your automobile.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a piece of rubber that goes over your bumper.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the bumper Bully, the bumper badger, bumper guard.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're just you're just wasting your time right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not interested, thank you very much, sir. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 3>own two cars.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you a little bit about the bumper bully.

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<v Speaker 1>The bumper Bully offers it.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen. I'm not interested, thank you very much. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, goodson, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer pulling the bumper bully.

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<v Speaker 1>Holding the bumper bully offers an extra wack bumper protector surface.

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<v Speaker 1>As an added benefit, our bumper guard integrates dual reflectors

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<v Speaker 1>for suffer nighttime.

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<v Speaker 3>Take your pen, yes, look at one time, and cross

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<v Speaker 3>my name off the list. Do not call me again,

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<v Speaker 3>Darren speaking, I might help you.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for the as a

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<v Speaker 1>car enthusiast.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop calling me. Stop calling me, sir. I told you

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<v Speaker 3>or dumb which which one is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I spoke to you about the bumper bully, but maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Told you I'm not interested in any guard.

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<v Speaker 1>If the bumper bully is not your cup of tea,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the bumper badger is for you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's especially something you're gonna need a bumper badger around

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<v Speaker 3>your less than your right eye. If you call me

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<v Speaker 3>one more time, you understand me. I'm the business through

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<v Speaker 3>my phone and you're causing up my line. I'm waiting

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<v Speaker 3>on an important business phone calls, and you're calling me

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<v Speaker 3>about a bumper badge of guard. I don't give up

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<v Speaker 3>about either. Call me, do you understand me? Especially one

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<v Speaker 3>more time? I don't want to report you. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>do not call this Do you understand what that means? Especially,

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<v Speaker 3>do not call me.

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<v Speaker 1>The bumper badger down speaking, The bumper Badger's designed to

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<v Speaker 1>attach inside your trunk.

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<v Speaker 3>In second, you a poor excuse for a human being

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<v Speaker 3>and for a salesperson. I've been in sales for over

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two cents.

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<v Speaker 1>You flip it out when you park your car on

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<v Speaker 1>the street and flip it back when you leave you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing I want you to.

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<v Speaker 1>Off now, just thirty nine nine nine today, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>You know where's your office located?

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<v Speaker 1>My office is located in Detroit.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish I was in Detroit. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 3>New York office so I could come there and kick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yours act now and we'll throw in Defender Defender for free.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, dude, this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Michael Lavenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir.

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<v Speaker 1>For a limited time only, I'll give you the rear

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<v Speaker 1>and rubber tree of that includes the bumper Bully, the

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<v Speaker 1>bumper Badger, and Defender Defender.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time you call me on that list, sir, have.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever been rear ended?

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<v Speaker 3>The question of that?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't answer my question? Have you ever been rear ended?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got one in the front and one in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of all three of my cars. Now I have

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<v Speaker 1>protection when another guy rams me from behind.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm showing another guy ms from behind.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you have nicks, scratches, dents, chipped paint on your car?

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<v Speaker 3>Sup? Before? How you never literally walked outside your office

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<v Speaker 3>and have someone walk up to you and beat out

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<v Speaker 3>of you? What I'm going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>The bumper bully? Sure, the bumper Hello, this is mister

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Oppenheimer with the bumper badger, bumper bully in the

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<v Speaker 1>fender defender, the bumper.

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<v Speaker 3>Badger in the bumper badger?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, how many of these would you like to purchase today?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how many of these would you like

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<v Speaker 3>to purchase today? You sound like you sound like you're

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<v Speaker 3>juggling bolves in your mouth. So is it going to

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<v Speaker 3>be the bumper?

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<v Speaker 1>The bumper Badger's going to be the bumper bully, Defender's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be the would you like the rear end rubber

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<v Speaker 1>tree You're.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna be the bumper boo boo? Or is this going

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<v Speaker 3>to be the bumper rubber.

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<v Speaker 1>Yogi, rubber baby buggy bumpers. Let's take this from the top.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is mister.

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<v Speaker 1>I need protection when another man.

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<v Speaker 3>I need protector when another man rams me from behind.

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<v Speaker 1>Idiot mind. He was Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped, Liz is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Okay, there, you are such an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate you already.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 1>with permission granted by all of participates.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show