WEBVTT - alright listen up gay people 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:28.440 Bye, y'all, Welcome back to emergency intercom. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:32.520 Guys. I finally saw no Stu. I want to go 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:33.280 to sleep. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:40.199 That movie was born as I want to suck your vagina. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:46.479 I want to suck the period vagina, your penis, horny 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.720 ass fucking. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:50.760 Honestly, it wasn't as horny as people let it on 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.720 to be. Like it was a good movie. I don't 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:54.240 want people to walk away and be like, oh my god, 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:57.080 like what a fucking idiot bitch, freak bitch doesn't know 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.320 enough sparta. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.400 Away thinking that regards this, because that's just who you are. 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.040 You're an idiot freak bitch, like just period, Like that's 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:04.400 just like you. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.600 I guess, Yeah, you are what you eat and I 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:07.640 stay eating you. 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:11.640 You stay munching on this kitty cat, this box ill 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:13.240 like you. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:17.119 Also, Drew had to run around the house naked today 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.839 and I'm so my god. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:25.280 Yeah it was horrible, literally horrible, worst, whorse fucking drama 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.280 like it is horrible. Well, it was freezing cold, my 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:31.640 penis was tiny. I'm never sleeping naked again in my 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:34.399 life because the one time I did, because I was like, oh, 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.160 I got a heated blanket in my bed. Like, I 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.320 don't need to wear all these clothes, like because. 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.520 I normally wear You got a heated blanket like four 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.520 days ago. Oh my god, you didn't tell me about this. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:47.240 I normally wear like head to toe sweatsuit. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.720 With When you got the blanket, decided like, where did 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.240 you order it? Or did you like get it? 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:51.920 I ordered it? 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.080 Okay, what the fuck? 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.280 I'm just saying, like, feels like something you should have 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:58.960 like gotten the mail and showed to me. 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:00.920 I show you everything. Yes, that's just weird. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:03.880 Well, there's reasons why I. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.080 Feel like you're I personally feel like you're in the wrong. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.520 True, thank you. He got a heated blanket behind my back, 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.040 like I feel like I have its. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:15.320 Sorry Jesus fucking Christ. What did I do normally? I 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.800 just normally I sleep head to toe in a sweatsuit 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.320 because our house is so fucking cold. It is literally 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.440 so freezing in here all the time. So I was like, 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.000 you know, I'm going to get a heated blanket, And 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.360 then I was like, actually, I don't need to wear 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.800 clothes to that anymore. I really don't need to, Like 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.560 I'm going to sleep naked for the first time in 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:37.400 a long time. Was rudely awoken to our sound or 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:42.440 our security system blaring through the fucking house, like it's 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:45.160 the worst sound I've ever heard in my ender. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.280 Yeah, it really does sound like you know when you 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.919 stumble upon the weird ass like end of the world 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:52.960 sirens throughout the world, and it's just the scariest noises 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:53.600 you could think of. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.519 That is what the It's horrible and like all the 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.520 way in my room, like you don't really hear how 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:04.160 awful it is. But when you're at the security panel, 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.160 like it is like it is it's inside of you. 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.400 It's not like it's not like a sound you're hearing, 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.760 like it's reverberating through your bones, like it's like shaking 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:17.240 your insides. But I was but assed naked running through 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:18.920 the house to turn it off because I was scared 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.359 they were gonna like call the police, and they still 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.880 fucking called me, and they said they were gonna send 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.640 a security guy to our house, but they literally didn't, so. 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.440 They like, maybe that's better than because you just had 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:30.600 to run around the house naked. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.600 Yeah, And I was so scared someone was gonna like 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.040 run out after me to get to the alarm. But 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:39.119 everyone was fucking gone or faking like they were asleep, 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.520 because you don't sleep through. 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.920 That, but I mean I could. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.760 I'm not gonna lie. I know when it went off 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.280 that other time, I didn't sleep through it. But I 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:51.400 realize when I wake up to my phone. If I 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:52.880 go to sleep and I have an alarm set and 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:54.760 I end up staying up later and I don't end 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.080 up waking up on time, I will wake up and 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.240 I have slept through my alarm to the point that 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:04.320 it doesn't say like snooze like it literally it's the 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:07.600 gray screen that says snooze or repeat and it'll be 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:11.080 hours later, which means I've just like slept through the noise. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.800 I sleep through an alarm like nothing. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:14.560 It's actually insane. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:18.000 It means nothing to me, Like you're your silly alarm 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:19.640 sounds that you think you're gonna wake me up. 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.159 They don't even. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.240 Try, Like literally, don't try to wake me up. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.120 Wait, hold on, this is my alarm sound. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:27.440 Wait. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.720 Also, everybody got on us about our lighting in the 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:34.800 last episode, So this is our tep deat good lighting 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:35.520 for a podcast. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.400 If you were wondering, like this is genuine been three years. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.760 It's been three years and it. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:44.240 Looks like, No, we're almost four years and we're like, yep, 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.520 let's get a light in right there. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.479 Yeah, and if you could see the way it looks, 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:53.200 you'd be shocked. Wait, how do you change or find 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.520 your alarm? Because I want to know it's in the 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.720 clock app, I know, but like I want to know 0:04:58.640 --> 0:04:59.920 what alarm sound you use? 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.000 Oh? Which, Oh, I have a plethora because trust and believe, 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.320 I've had to try them all, Like I've literally had 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.240 you try them all. What's crazy is in high school 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.039 I used to wake up to like I had my 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:13.279 alarm set to like Frank Ocean for a while, which 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.279 is crazy because I guess I just never fell into 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:16.800 rem sleep. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.040 I just would be awake. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.520 This will interrupt us in a second. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.359 But is it just like your classic alarm sound? 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:23.840 Yeah? 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:28.200 This has been the week of me getting scammed, by 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:32.960 the way. I've literally been scammed three different fucking times 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:38.840 this week. One the first time was by my favorite rapper. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.440 And I've been withholding this story from y'all for so 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.080 long because. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:46.280 That's not waking me up. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:50.320 See like that literally, I'm actually like you've just transported 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.640 me to the under like water world of Fortnite. And 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:56.599 like that's where I'm at myres, like my feet are 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.600 going like this time, looking at my feet go down 0:05:58.600 --> 0:05:59.320 a water slide with. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:00.640 That sounds like a blade song. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.799 No, that shit that wakes me up every fucking time, 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:06.839 Like no questions asked. And I don't know if people. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.200 I don't think a lot of people use that specific 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:12.400 sound because I hear the one that everybody uses that 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.200 they get pissed about on like TikTok. And for the 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.520 first time ever, they used that alarm sound in a 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:21.920 TikTok and it really did send shutters through my body, 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:25.080 like it really did like activate my fight or flight sound. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.720 This is what I have for one of my alarms. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:33.360 Oh my god, Hello, what is this one? 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:35.240 Oh? 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.479 See, you do wake up to that alarm? Because I 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:39.279 was like, dude, you sleep through that everything. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.000 So I sleep through it and then I've switched to 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:48.960 this one. I had a sleepover with Rain and she 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:50.760 was mad as fuck at me, and I'm not allowed 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.040 to put on alarms in her house anymore because like 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:56.520 literally she had to kept waking up and like find 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.479 my phone to turn off my alarm because I don't 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:00.240 turn them off. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.720 I feel like I just like like I like, nudge 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:04.760 you await, the vibration will wake me up. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.120 Sometimes you need to get the vibrating bed. Actually know 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:10.400 you don't know, I'll tell you that much right now. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.440 She would she already never leaves that goddamn bed. She'd 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:20.720 be catatonic toes curling. Umm, I want to get the 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.560 alarm that you have to shoot with a gun? 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.760 What I know what you're talking about? 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:28.440 Like there, I mean like it was such a thing 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.040 in like the nineties, like in a movie some kid 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.600 would have one, and it was like it's like a 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.400 laser style gun, like a laser. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:37.080 Oh oh okay. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:40.760 What is that frequency that gives us cancer? From my phone? 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:42.240 I swear I know of all the. 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:44.840 AR or the VR. What is it called when you're 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.680 like looking at your phone and like the IR? Yeah? Infrared? Yeah, 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:50.520 that she gives us cancer? 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.680 By the way, everything does, Like next. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.960 I know, even the fucking fiber I'd been taking gives 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.679 me cancer. But I got scammed by my favorite fucking rapper, y'all. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:02.040 I literally did, like and I knew, like I knew 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.600 I was fucking up by buying this. But Edward Skeletrics 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.960 released an engraved iPod with his new album on it. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:10.160 Oh. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:10.640 I remember. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:15.000 I was like, yeah, you should do that, that's awesome. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.480 And no, hay, no hate. I got got like simply 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.640 put like I don't give a fuck, Like but it 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.120 was one hundred dollars and I want my fucking engraved iPod. 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:25.640 But that the thing is, I wouldn't want to refund. 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:27.960 The idea is good enoughing like just do it. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:31.200 And it wasn't. It wasn't directly from Edward Skeletrics. It 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:34.959 was from the people selling like and engraving them like this. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.880 It was random. No, it was like he collaborated with 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:40.920 this brand. So I DMed them on the side and 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.360 was like can I buy one of those? I really 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.560 really want one? And they were like yeah, sure, just 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:50.000 send your money to this really sketchy ass like website 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.680 link and I was like okay, yeah I will and 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.400 they were like make sure you put your password in 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.560 or your address and shit in and I was like 0:08:56.600 --> 0:09:00.440 yeah I will. That was like month and a half. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:03.120 They're like, don't forget the last four digits of your social. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:07.120 Yeah, well don't worry. So yeah, I got scammed trying 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:10.720 to get it in Edward's Skeletric's iPod and again I 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:15.120 genuinely don't care. I want my money back, but no hate. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:20.000 I got got simply put in. Then I got scammed 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:25.600 three days ago. This one still really really really hurts me, 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.760 Like this one actually upsets me. So and you needed 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.000 to go to a brawl shop to like get new 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.520 fucking brawl and panties. And I went in there and 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.800 was like way too horny, so I had to walk out. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.600 Yah, there was actually a guy in there who I 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.920 didn't tell you about. Actually finish your scam and then 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:42.040 I'll sorry. 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.480 So I was like, oh, I'll go next door to 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.040 the skincare store next door. 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:50.120 I walked next door to the skincare store next exactly. 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:56.280 I walk in and it is so sterile, sterile and 0:09:56.840 --> 0:10:00.840 like dark, dark, dark energy, but it so bright so 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.160 it doesn't make sense. It doesn't compute, and it's like 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:07.040 really really bad vibes, and I'm just like kind of 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.720 floating around and they're like, oh, you know we're a 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:14.080 spall right, and I was like yeah, I didn't know that. 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.080 I was like, oh, I just wanted to look at 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:19.120 your's products, and so I'm like going through the line 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.480 and I'm like What'sya's flagship product And they're like, oh, 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:24.000 it's our hyaluronic acid. Da da Da da da. And 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:25.920 I was like, oh, do you have body wash? And 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.160 they like pointed and they were like, it's the big bottle. 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:29.839 You can use the hand soap. If you want to 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:31.800 use any of our products, you should wash your hands. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.600 And the hand soap smells like the body wash, which 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:38.920 smelled like dicking balls. Really, it really smelt like gooch, 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:42.200 like macooch like it was. It was rancid, fucking vibes 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:46.600 like rotten tooth, but it was really it was really nasty. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:50.319 So I washed my hands and I didn't use any 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.800 of the products because I was literally terrified of everybody 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:56.959 in there. And I was like, I should just leave. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:58.600 I'm not going to buy anything. I don't need anything. 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.559 My skin looks great. I added two new things in 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.720 my skincare regimen and it completely changed my life. 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:05.720 I know that morning he came into my room and 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:07.760 he was like look and started like shaking. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.400 People keep asking me if I got facials, and Babe, 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:16.280 I did, but not the kind you're thinking of, eh, 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:22.640 But I what was I saying? I got distracted by 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:26.280 me getting a facial, I had wore flashbags. What was 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:26.720 I saying? 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.760 I don't know, people keep asking you about your good 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:30.760 fucking skin. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:34.040 Down you were like bragging, Yeah, oh. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.800 Yeah, my skin, my skin is great. No, no, no was 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.240 I was like. I was like, I'm not gonna buy 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:41.120 anything from this goddamn store because I don't need anything, 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.720 but the way they were treating me made me just 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:46.200 feel like I needed to buy something. They always fucking 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.480 get you, they always get me. They like prey upon 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.959 my ego and it works every time. And I should 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:54.760 have just fucking walked out because it's not cheap skincare, 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.280 Like it's really really yeah. 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:01.000 So I'm like it's a brand they carry in like Sephora. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:02.800 So I was like, oh, yeah, like that would. 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:03.680 Be cute you go in there. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.520 Yeah, Like I knew it was like a little more expensive. 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:09.800 And as I was walking out, I was like, actually, 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:11.720 you know what, I'm gonna prove them wrong, Like they 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:13.800 don't think I can buy this shit. I'm gonna buy 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.080 this shit. So I'm like, oh, I'll just get the 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.640 night serum and they were like oh okay, and they 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:21.480 started they started treating me like I deserve to be treated. 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:23.680 They started treating you like a human being. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:28.120 Yeah, exactly. So I get to the checkout counter and 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:30.080 I see a number flash across the screen and I 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:34.160 like didn't even think it was a possibility for this tiny, 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:37.520 little fucking bob. I'm not exaggerating, y'all. This big, this 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.760 this round, this big, like the size of Kai's penis 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.800 like really really really really tiny. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.880 It's not accurate, but. 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.640 But I'm like, i see a number of flash across 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:49.880 the stream, and I'm like, there's like there's no way 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.160 that must have been the order before, right, Like there's 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.120 no way that that is for that. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.120 Like I had a million like you were trying to 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.280 convince me, like I was there with you, Like. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:04.080 There's no way, absolutely no. So I'm like sitting there. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.360 He's like, oh, I can take your card now, and 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.360 I was like okay, and then he like has one 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.960 of the like portable things. He didn't tell me the 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.160 price and before, and like I'm going to tap my 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:18.480 card down. I'm like, I'm expecting like one hundred dollars 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.959 one hundred and twenty dollars max on this little fucking vial. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.760 Like I would have been uncomfortable. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:26.679 Because it's like a nice skincare brand, but you're not 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:27.520 expecting like. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.120 Yeah, and I like, I go to tap my card 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:35.080 and I'm like, oh, oh, my fucking god, Like y'all, 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:38.640 it was three hundred and sixty three fucking dollars worth 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:43.960 a single buyer, a popper sized literally literally it was 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.920 literally popper sized. And I was like, are you out 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.679 of your fucking mind? 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:50.160 And then you paid for it and he walked on. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:54.080 He said that you guys so fun exactly. I was like, 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:57.880 y'all's customer service was amazing. Thank you guys so much 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.360 for stealing my money. Stealing my money, you. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.679 Guys really made me feel at home. You have no idea. 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:07.040 Because that's two of your biggest insecurities. It's like being 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:11.640 rejected by customer service and like financial stuff for stuff 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:12.720 that's expensive. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:13.520 Exactly. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:14.520 I know it's true. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.880 Literally, one thing about a Drew is he's not spending 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.440 that fucking money, Like he's not gonna do it. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.960 Well, he spends money on me, but for stuff that 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.520 doesn't matter. He won't spend. 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:25.200 Money well, like your hole is cheap, so. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:29.440 It's not Yeah, you ran through twenty thirty twenty five 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:30.080 bucks a pop. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.280 I also just want to clarify, Oh, my dick isn't 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.080 like small like a popper, It's actually big like a 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:35.880 Yankee candle. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:43.320 But continue ew, that is like disgusting. Hurts, but yeah, 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:45.480 and then it hurts. True. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:51.680 I literally thank them. I thank them for stealing my money. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:56.320 Stealing it's blind robbery, bitch. It has been sitting on 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.200 my fucking desk for the past three days because I 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.000 refused to fucking open that shit and make my skin oily. 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:04.120 I was trying to convince one of our friends to 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:05.240 go back and return it. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.240 For Oh yeah, this was our method. This was our method. 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:10.440 I was gonna I think you should still do. Yeah, 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:11.560 it's getting returned. 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:11.760 Like. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:15.640 The thing is that we are two people nearing thirty 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:19.560 at a rapid rate, sitting here talking about how you 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:22.960 got scammed, when really we still navigate the world like children, 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:24.040 and we're too embarrassed to. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.720 Be like, hi, so what's the price on that? 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.200 Because I'm scared nobody takes me serious, so I'm like, 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:29.640 they don't care. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.120 Well, they see me and they don't take me serious, 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:33.920 which is my fault. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.080 But also because we literally this is how me and 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.840 Drew go into stores because we are not social people. 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.520 In that way we go in and I really. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:50.760 I like, like all creepy and shit making jokes. 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:54.080 Whisper to each other and laugh and don't talk to anybody, 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:55.280 and it's not to be rude. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:55.880 It literally is. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.800 I am so terrified because also if I get locked 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.200 in a conversation, I'm scared mainly because I will talk 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:01.960 someone's ear off. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:04.880 Yeah, I'll tell them, tell them the method that he 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:05.320 came up. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.040 Drew is gonna send one of our friends back to 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.760 the shop with my card and card and I d 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.920 and say, hey, I sent my nephew in here, and 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.160 I told him he could. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.520 Get something nice for himself. All I was about another shop. 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:19.880 One hundred and fifty dollars supposed to. 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.000 Only spend one hundred to one hundred and fifty dollars, 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.560 and he spent almost double that. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:24.960 So I need to return this. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.920 No, I did spend double that, almost triple that. So 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.080 he's going to go in with my wallet or with 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:36.880 my card, my ID and the receipt and the skincare. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.880 Is that doesn't make sense? Is your pictures on your ID? 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:42.080 They're gonna like this. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:46.200 In case the asked, so you killed this man took 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.080 his wallet in his skincare and now you're trying to 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.080 get three hundred and sixty dollars back on the card, 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:51.280 like what not even that? 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:53.760 But they're gonna be like this isn't your fucking nephew, 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.680 Like like. 0:16:57.080 --> 0:17:01.520 I'm adopted, I'm adopted, I'm adopted by Edie. I think 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:02.600 I actually am adopted. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:07.320 I mean, I think so too, huge, mistake. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:11.760 Huge, I'm tiny and has no idea how to compliment 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:12.320 me anymore. 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.400 No, I don't, I don't. I don't know what Drew 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.920 wants like anything. Drew is like my girlfriend, who anything 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:19.320 I say is going to be a problem. 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.240 She's on her period right now. I just don't even 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:21.640 say anything. 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:26.199 Don't even what's it called face like Drew is always 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:29.000 that is there is no that's. 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:33.159 My name or my drag name is permaluteal or something 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:34.560 there's loose. 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.280 I guess it makes sense because you would look like 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:36.840 shit all the time. 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:42.280 Lutile is which fuck you no lutes l o u 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:48.080 t e a l lutes heal you that cooked, that cooked, 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:52.040 that cooked, And you tries to compliment me and she'll 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:54.160 be like, oh, Drew, you look so like you look 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:56.280 so strong today, And I'm like cool. So I'm fucking 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.320 ginormous and fat and greasy and gross, and I'm a. 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.720 Fucking no I can't say anything. Today I was like, 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:02.000 oh my god, you look really good today. 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.840 You look like tiny and then he was like, okay, 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:06.920 well I was trying to gain weight, but like it's okay, fine. 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.680 I know I gained five pounds and no one noticed. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.320 No one noticed, literally, like there is But also I 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:17.040 don't compliment men, so I like, I genuinely don't know 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:20.520 what to say, Like I don't know what, Like what 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:21.840 are you even supposed to say to a man to 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:22.480 make him happy? 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:26.840 Like here's a man, girl, don't say shit, that's what 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:27.280 you say? 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:32.800 No, literally, I don't plan on ever. Also I don't 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:35.480 need to be good at complimenting. Like also straight men, 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:39.239 but you you are harder to compliment because you're not 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:42.040 like a normal gay person. You're like a very weird 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:43.080 kind of gay person. 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:44.280