Speaker 1: Bye, y'all, Welcome back to emergency intercom.
Speaker 2: Guys. I finally saw no Stu. I want to go
Speaker 2: to sleep.
Speaker 3: That movie was born as I want to suck your vagina.
Speaker 3: I want to suck the period vagina, your penis, horny
Speaker 3: ass fucking.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it wasn't as horny as people let it on
Speaker 4: to be. Like it was a good movie. I don't
Speaker 4: want people to walk away and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: like what a fucking idiot bitch, freak bitch doesn't know
Speaker 4: enough sparta.
Speaker 3: Away thinking that regards this, because that's just who you are.
Speaker 3: You're an idiot freak bitch, like just period, Like that's
Speaker 3: just like you.
Speaker 4: I guess, Yeah, you are what you eat and I
Speaker 4: stay eating you.
Speaker 3: You stay munching on this kitty cat, this box ill
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 4: Also, Drew had to run around the house naked today
Speaker 4: and I'm so my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was horrible, literally horrible, worst, whorse fucking drama
Speaker 3: like it is horrible. Well, it was freezing cold, my
Speaker 3: penis was tiny. I'm never sleeping naked again in my
Speaker 3: life because the one time I did, because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got a heated blanket in my bed. Like, I
Speaker 3: don't need to wear all these clothes, like because.
Speaker 2: I normally wear You got a heated blanket like four
Speaker 2: days ago. Oh my god, you didn't tell me about this.
Speaker 3: I normally wear like head to toe sweatsuit.
Speaker 4: With When you got the blanket, decided like, where did
Speaker 4: you order it? Or did you like get it?
Speaker 5: I ordered it?
Speaker 3: Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like, feels like something you should have
Speaker 4: like gotten the mail and showed to me.
Speaker 2: I show you everything. Yes, that's just weird.
Speaker 3: Well, there's reasons why I.
Speaker 5: Feel like you're I personally feel like you're in the wrong.
Speaker 2: True, thank you. He got a heated blanket behind my back,
Speaker 2: like I feel like I have its.
Speaker 3: Sorry Jesus fucking Christ. What did I do normally? I
Speaker 3: just normally I sleep head to toe in a sweatsuit
Speaker 3: because our house is so fucking cold. It is literally
Speaker 3: so freezing in here all the time. So I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm going to get a heated blanket, And
Speaker 3: then I was like, actually, I don't need to wear
Speaker 3: clothes to that anymore. I really don't need to, Like
Speaker 3: I'm going to sleep naked for the first time in
Speaker 3: a long time. Was rudely awoken to our sound or
Speaker 3: our security system blaring through the fucking house, like it's
Speaker 3: the worst sound I've ever heard in my ender.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really does sound like you know when you
Speaker 4: stumble upon the weird ass like end of the world
Speaker 4: sirens throughout the world, and it's just the scariest noises
Speaker 4: you could think of.
Speaker 3: That is what the It's horrible and like all the
Speaker 3: way in my room, like you don't really hear how
Speaker 3: awful it is. But when you're at the security panel,
Speaker 3: like it is like it is it's inside of you.
Speaker 3: It's not like it's not like a sound you're hearing,
Speaker 3: like it's reverberating through your bones, like it's like shaking
Speaker 3: your insides. But I was but assed naked running through
Speaker 3: the house to turn it off because I was scared
Speaker 3: they were gonna like call the police, and they still
Speaker 3: fucking called me, and they said they were gonna send
Speaker 3: a security guy to our house, but they literally didn't, so.
Speaker 4: They like, maybe that's better than because you just had
Speaker 4: to run around the house naked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was so scared someone was gonna like
Speaker 3: run out after me to get to the alarm. But
Speaker 3: everyone was fucking gone or faking like they were asleep,
Speaker 3: because you don't sleep through.
Speaker 2: That, but I mean I could.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. I know when it went off
Speaker 4: that other time, I didn't sleep through it. But I
Speaker 4: realize when I wake up to my phone. If I
Speaker 4: go to sleep and I have an alarm set and
Speaker 4: I end up staying up later and I don't end
Speaker 4: up waking up on time, I will wake up and
Speaker 4: I have slept through my alarm to the point that
Speaker 4: it doesn't say like snooze like it literally it's the
Speaker 4: gray screen that says snooze or repeat and it'll be
Speaker 4: hours later, which means I've just like slept through the noise.
Speaker 2: I sleep through an alarm like nothing.
Speaker 3: It's actually insane.
Speaker 4: It means nothing to me, Like you're your silly alarm
Speaker 4: sounds that you think you're gonna wake me up.
Speaker 3: They don't even.
Speaker 2: Try, Like literally, don't try to wake me up.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, this is my alarm sound.
Speaker 5: Wait.
Speaker 4: Also, everybody got on us about our lighting in the
Speaker 4: last episode, So this is our tep deat good lighting
Speaker 4: for a podcast.
Speaker 2: If you were wondering, like this is genuine been three years.
Speaker 3: It's been three years and it.
Speaker 4: Looks like, No, we're almost four years and we're like, yep,
Speaker 4: let's get a light in right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you could see the way it looks,
Speaker 3: you'd be shocked. Wait, how do you change or find
Speaker 3: your alarm? Because I want to know it's in the
Speaker 3: clock app, I know, but like I want to know
Speaker 3: what alarm sound you use?
Speaker 4: Oh? Which, Oh, I have a plethora because trust and believe,
Speaker 4: I've had to try them all, Like I've literally had
Speaker 4: you try them all. What's crazy is in high school
Speaker 4: I used to wake up to like I had my
Speaker 4: alarm set to like Frank Ocean for a while, which
Speaker 4: is crazy because I guess I just never fell into
Speaker 4: rem sleep.
Speaker 2: I just would be awake.
Speaker 3: This will interrupt us in a second.
Speaker 2: But is it just like your classic alarm sound?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This has been the week of me getting scammed, by
Speaker 3: the way. I've literally been scammed three different fucking times
Speaker 3: this week. One the first time was by my favorite rapper.
Speaker 3: And I've been withholding this story from y'all for so
Speaker 3: long because.
Speaker 2: That's not waking me up.
Speaker 4: See like that literally, I'm actually like you've just transported
Speaker 4: me to the under like water world of Fortnite. And
Speaker 4: like that's where I'm at myres, like my feet are
Speaker 4: going like this time, looking at my feet go down
Speaker 4: a water slide with.
Speaker 5: That sounds like a blade song.
Speaker 3: No, that shit that wakes me up every fucking time,
Speaker 3: Like no questions asked. And I don't know if people.
Speaker 3: I don't think a lot of people use that specific
Speaker 3: sound because I hear the one that everybody uses that
Speaker 3: they get pissed about on like TikTok. And for the
Speaker 3: first time ever, they used that alarm sound in a
Speaker 3: TikTok and it really did send shutters through my body,
Speaker 3: like it really did like activate my fight or flight sound.
Speaker 2: This is what I have for one of my alarms.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hello, what is this one?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: See, you do wake up to that alarm? Because I
Speaker 3: was like, dude, you sleep through that everything.
Speaker 4: So I sleep through it and then I've switched to
Speaker 4: this one. I had a sleepover with Rain and she
Speaker 4: was mad as fuck at me, and I'm not allowed
Speaker 4: to put on alarms in her house anymore because like
Speaker 4: literally she had to kept waking up and like find
Speaker 4: my phone to turn off my alarm because I don't
Speaker 4: turn them off.
Speaker 2: I feel like I just like like I like, nudge
Speaker 2: you await, the vibration will wake me up.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you need to get the vibrating bed. Actually know
Speaker 3: you don't know, I'll tell you that much right now.
Speaker 3: She would she already never leaves that goddamn bed. She'd
Speaker 3: be catatonic toes curling. Umm, I want to get the
Speaker 3: alarm that you have to shoot with a gun?
Speaker 2: What I know what you're talking about?
Speaker 4: Like there, I mean like it was such a thing
Speaker 4: in like the nineties, like in a movie some kid
Speaker 4: would have one, and it was like it's like a
Speaker 4: laser style gun, like a laser.
Speaker 5: Oh oh okay.
Speaker 3: What is that frequency that gives us cancer? From my phone?
Speaker 2: I swear I know of all the.
Speaker 3: AR or the VR. What is it called when you're
Speaker 3: like looking at your phone and like the IR? Yeah? Infrared? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that she gives us cancer?
Speaker 2: By the way, everything does, Like next.
Speaker 3: I know, even the fucking fiber I'd been taking gives
Speaker 3: me cancer. But I got scammed by my favorite fucking rapper, y'all.
Speaker 3: I literally did, like and I knew, like I knew
Speaker 3: I was fucking up by buying this. But Edward Skeletrics
Speaker 3: released an engraved iPod with his new album on it.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, you should do that, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: And no, hay, no hate. I got got like simply
Speaker 3: put like I don't give a fuck, Like but it
Speaker 3: was one hundred dollars and I want my fucking engraved iPod.
Speaker 2: But that the thing is, I wouldn't want to refund.
Speaker 2: The idea is good enoughing like just do it.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't. It wasn't directly from Edward Skeletrics. It
Speaker 3: was from the people selling like and engraving them like this.
Speaker 3: It was random. No, it was like he collaborated with
Speaker 3: this brand. So I DMed them on the side and
Speaker 3: was like can I buy one of those? I really
Speaker 3: really want one? And they were like yeah, sure, just
Speaker 3: send your money to this really sketchy ass like website
Speaker 3: link and I was like okay, yeah I will and
Speaker 3: they were like make sure you put your password in
Speaker 3: or your address and shit in and I was like
Speaker 3: yeah I will. That was like month and a half.
Speaker 2: They're like, don't forget the last four digits of your social.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well don't worry. So yeah, I got scammed trying
Speaker 3: to get it in Edward's Skeletric's iPod and again I
Speaker 3: genuinely don't care. I want my money back, but no hate.
Speaker 3: I got got simply put in. Then I got scammed
Speaker 3: three days ago. This one still really really really hurts me,
Speaker 3: Like this one actually upsets me. So and you needed
Speaker 3: to go to a brawl shop to like get new
Speaker 3: fucking brawl and panties. And I went in there and
Speaker 3: was like way too horny, so I had to walk out.
Speaker 4: Yah, there was actually a guy in there who I
Speaker 4: didn't tell you about. Actually finish your scam and then
Speaker 4: I'll sorry.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, I'll go next door to
Speaker 3: the skincare store next door.
Speaker 4: I walked next door to the skincare store next exactly.
Speaker 3: I walk in and it is so sterile, sterile and
Speaker 3: like dark, dark, dark energy, but it so bright so
Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense. It doesn't compute, and it's like
Speaker 3: really really bad vibes, and I'm just like kind of
Speaker 3: floating around and they're like, oh, you know we're a
Speaker 3: spall right, and I was like yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I just wanted to look at
Speaker 3: your's products, and so I'm like going through the line
Speaker 3: and I'm like What'sya's flagship product And they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's our hyaluronic acid. Da da Da da da. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, do you have body wash? And
Speaker 3: they like pointed and they were like, it's the big bottle.
Speaker 3: You can use the hand soap. If you want to
Speaker 3: use any of our products, you should wash your hands.
Speaker 3: And the hand soap smells like the body wash, which
Speaker 3: smelled like dicking balls. Really, it really smelt like gooch,
Speaker 3: like macooch like it was. It was rancid, fucking vibes
Speaker 3: like rotten tooth, but it was really it was really nasty.
Speaker 3: So I washed my hands and I didn't use any
Speaker 3: of the products because I was literally terrified of everybody
Speaker 3: in there. And I was like, I should just leave.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to buy anything. I don't need anything.
Speaker 3: My skin looks great. I added two new things in
Speaker 3: my skincare regimen and it completely changed my life.
Speaker 4: I know that morning he came into my room and
Speaker 4: he was like look and started like shaking.
Speaker 3: People keep asking me if I got facials, and Babe,
Speaker 3: I did, but not the kind you're thinking of, eh,
Speaker 3: But I what was I saying? I got distracted by
Speaker 3: me getting a facial, I had wore flashbags. What was
Speaker 3: I saying?
Speaker 2: I don't know, people keep asking you about your good
Speaker 2: fucking skin.
Speaker 5: Down you were like bragging, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my skin, my skin is great. No, no, no was
Speaker 3: I was like. I was like, I'm not gonna buy
Speaker 3: anything from this goddamn store because I don't need anything,
Speaker 3: but the way they were treating me made me just
Speaker 3: feel like I needed to buy something. They always fucking
Speaker 3: get you, they always get me. They like prey upon
Speaker 3: my ego and it works every time. And I should
Speaker 3: have just fucking walked out because it's not cheap skincare,
Speaker 3: Like it's really really yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm like it's a brand they carry in like Sephora.
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, yeah, like that would.
Speaker 2: Be cute you go in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I knew it was like a little more expensive.
Speaker 3: And as I was walking out, I was like, actually,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm gonna prove them wrong, Like they
Speaker 3: don't think I can buy this shit. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 3: this shit. So I'm like, oh, I'll just get the
Speaker 3: night serum and they were like oh okay, and they
Speaker 3: started they started treating me like I deserve to be treated.
Speaker 2: They started treating you like a human being.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So I get to the checkout counter and
Speaker 3: I see a number flash across the screen and I
Speaker 3: like didn't even think it was a possibility for this tiny,
Speaker 3: little fucking bob. I'm not exaggerating, y'all. This big, this
Speaker 3: this round, this big, like the size of Kai's penis
Speaker 3: like really really really really tiny.
Speaker 5: It's not accurate, but.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, i see a number of flash across
Speaker 3: the stream, and I'm like, there's like there's no way
Speaker 3: that must have been the order before, right, Like there's
Speaker 3: no way that that is for that.
Speaker 4: Like I had a million like you were trying to
Speaker 4: convince me, like I was there with you, Like.
Speaker 3: There's no way, absolutely no. So I'm like sitting there.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, I can take your card now, and
Speaker 3: I was like okay, and then he like has one
Speaker 3: of the like portable things. He didn't tell me the
Speaker 3: price and before, and like I'm going to tap my
Speaker 3: card down. I'm like, I'm expecting like one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty dollars max on this little fucking vial.
Speaker 3: Like I would have been uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Because it's like a nice skincare brand, but you're not
Speaker 4: expecting like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I like, I go to tap my card
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, oh, my fucking god, Like y'all,
Speaker 3: it was three hundred and sixty three fucking dollars worth
Speaker 3: a single buyer, a popper sized literally literally it was
Speaker 3: literally popper sized. And I was like, are you out
Speaker 3: of your fucking mind?
Speaker 2: And then you paid for it and he walked on.
Speaker 3: He said that you guys so fun exactly. I was like,
Speaker 3: y'all's customer service was amazing. Thank you guys so much
Speaker 3: for stealing my money. Stealing my money, you.
Speaker 2: Guys really made me feel at home. You have no idea.
Speaker 5: Because that's two of your biggest insecurities. It's like being
Speaker 5: rejected by customer service and like financial stuff for stuff
Speaker 5: that's expensive.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: I know it's true.
Speaker 4: Literally, one thing about a Drew is he's not spending
Speaker 4: that fucking money, Like he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 5: Well, he spends money on me, but for stuff that
Speaker 5: doesn't matter. He won't spend.
Speaker 2: Money well, like your hole is cheap, so.
Speaker 3: It's not Yeah, you ran through twenty thirty twenty five
Speaker 3: bucks a pop.
Speaker 5: I also just want to clarify, Oh, my dick isn't
Speaker 5: like small like a popper, It's actually big like a
Speaker 5: Yankee candle.
Speaker 2: But continue ew, that is like disgusting. Hurts, but yeah,
Speaker 2: and then it hurts. True.
Speaker 3: I literally thank them. I thank them for stealing my money.
Speaker 3: Stealing it's blind robbery, bitch. It has been sitting on
Speaker 3: my fucking desk for the past three days because I
Speaker 3: refused to fucking open that shit and make my skin oily.
Speaker 4: I was trying to convince one of our friends to
Speaker 4: go back and return it.
Speaker 3: For Oh yeah, this was our method. This was our method.
Speaker 3: I was gonna I think you should still do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's getting returned.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 4: The thing is that we are two people nearing thirty
Speaker 4: at a rapid rate, sitting here talking about how you
Speaker 4: got scammed, when really we still navigate the world like children,
Speaker 4: and we're too embarrassed to.
Speaker 2: Be like, hi, so what's the price on that?
Speaker 4: Because I'm scared nobody takes me serious, so I'm like,
Speaker 4: they don't care.
Speaker 3: Well, they see me and they don't take me serious,
Speaker 3: which is my fault.
Speaker 4: But also because we literally this is how me and
Speaker 4: Drew go into stores because we are not social people.
Speaker 2: In that way we go in and I really.
Speaker 3: I like, like all creepy and shit making jokes.
Speaker 4: Whisper to each other and laugh and don't talk to anybody,
Speaker 4: and it's not to be rude.
Speaker 2: It literally is.
Speaker 4: I am so terrified because also if I get locked
Speaker 4: in a conversation, I'm scared mainly because I will talk
Speaker 4: someone's ear off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell them, tell them the method that he
Speaker 3: came up.
Speaker 4: Drew is gonna send one of our friends back to
Speaker 4: the shop with my card and card and I d
Speaker 4: and say, hey, I sent my nephew in here, and
Speaker 4: I told him he could.
Speaker 2: Get something nice for himself. All I was about another shop.
Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty dollars supposed to.
Speaker 4: Only spend one hundred to one hundred and fifty dollars,
Speaker 4: and he spent almost double that.
Speaker 2: So I need to return this.
Speaker 3: No, I did spend double that, almost triple that. So
Speaker 3: he's going to go in with my wallet or with
Speaker 3: my card, my ID and the receipt and the skincare.
Speaker 2: Is that doesn't make sense? Is your pictures on your ID?
Speaker 2: They're gonna like this.
Speaker 3: In case the asked, so you killed this man took
Speaker 3: his wallet in his skincare and now you're trying to
Speaker 3: get three hundred and sixty dollars back on the card,
Speaker 3: like what not even that?
Speaker 4: But they're gonna be like this isn't your fucking nephew,
Speaker 4: Like like.
Speaker 3: I'm adopted, I'm adopted, I'm adopted by Edie. I think
Speaker 3: I actually am adopted.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think so too, huge, mistake.
Speaker 3: Huge, I'm tiny and has no idea how to compliment
Speaker 3: me anymore.
Speaker 4: No, I don't, I don't. I don't know what Drew
Speaker 4: wants like anything. Drew is like my girlfriend, who anything
Speaker 4: I say is going to be a problem.
Speaker 2: She's on her period right now. I just don't even
Speaker 2: say anything.
Speaker 4: Don't even what's it called face like Drew is always
Speaker 4: that is there is no that's.
Speaker 3: My name or my drag name is permaluteal or something
Speaker 3: there's loose.
Speaker 2: I guess it makes sense because you would look like
Speaker 2: shit all the time.
Speaker 3: Lutile is which fuck you no lutes l o u
Speaker 3: t e a l lutes heal you that cooked, that cooked,
Speaker 3: that cooked, And you tries to compliment me and she'll
Speaker 3: be like, oh, Drew, you look so like you look
Speaker 3: so strong today, And I'm like cool. So I'm fucking
Speaker 3: ginormous and fat and greasy and gross, and I'm a.
Speaker 2: Fucking no I can't say anything. Today I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you look really good today.
Speaker 4: You look like tiny and then he was like, okay,
Speaker 4: well I was trying to gain weight, but like it's okay, fine.
Speaker 3: I know I gained five pounds and no one noticed.
Speaker 4: No one noticed, literally, like there is But also I
Speaker 4: don't compliment men, so I like, I genuinely don't know
Speaker 4: what to say, Like I don't know what, Like what
Speaker 4: are you even supposed to say to a man to
Speaker 4: make him happy?
Speaker 3: Like here's a man, girl, don't say shit, that's what
Speaker 3: you say?
Speaker 4: No, literally, I don't plan on ever. Also I don't
Speaker 4: need to be good at complimenting. Like also straight men,
Speaker 4: but you you are harder to compliment because you're not
Speaker 4: like a normal gay person. You're like a very weird
Speaker 4: kind of gay person.
Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: All my other gay friends are you so easy? So
Speaker 2: easy to compliment?
Speaker 6: Drew, Like literally have to be so specific.
Speaker 3: Literally all you have to do is say my skin
Speaker 3: looks nice and my hair looks dense, and I will
Speaker 3: get a boat in her Like.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't know how to compliment men, and
Speaker 4: I don't plan on learning because, like I seriously, I'm
Speaker 4: not kidding.
Speaker 2: I wish I was kidding. I'm like, what could you
Speaker 2: say to a man that would make it fair?
Speaker 3: Like you look strong today? But no, if you if
Speaker 3: you compliment a straight man in.
Speaker 2: The world, if you put your mind to it, I
Speaker 2: love you.
Speaker 3: If you compliment a straight man, they think you're like
Speaker 3: hitting on them. Yeah, it's like not, it's it's really
Speaker 3: really dark sided and twisted. You love men. So yes,
Speaker 3: I did wipe shit on my jeans, I put poopy
Speaker 3: on my No, I'm a working I'm a working man.
Speaker 3: Wait hold on, Actually we were talking about poopy butt.
Speaker 3: We were talking about poopy butt earlier today me and
Speaker 3: me and Kai had a poop butt conversation, and me
Speaker 3: and in you had a poopy butt conversation. Oh well yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was like, oh, I like wipe my ass
Speaker 3: with like water from this sink. She stands over the
Speaker 3: sink crouch and like wipes her ass like that to
Speaker 3: get the poop out of her. But after she poop.
Speaker 2: I actually can't have this conversation, Like I really can't.
Speaker 3: I doesn't do it, she doesn't in the same in
Speaker 3: the same thing she brustes her teeth in. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: Actually, I have my hair spray bottle for when I
Speaker 6: like get my hair all curly, and I'm too frugal
Speaker 6: to bio but day so I just like put steaming
Speaker 6: hot water in it, and I just put the But
Speaker 6: the bottle is really long, so usually the end of
Speaker 6: the bottle gets in the poop water.
Speaker 2: But you just.
Speaker 3: And Kay was telling me that he loves when he's
Speaker 3: showering when he like fingers a dingleberry out of his butt.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's really not that funny. It's just funny,
Speaker 2: because like it's.
Speaker 3: Not funny year old.
Speaker 4: Poop like jokes to be so funny. They really are
Speaker 4: so funny. Also, I went had breakfast this morning and
Speaker 4: the pitch.
Speaker 2: Behind me had the most annoying dog on the planet.
Speaker 4: And I never wanted so badly to turn around and
Speaker 4: kick the fuck out of that dog like her and
Speaker 4: that dog needed to.
Speaker 3: Fucking go the saying all dogs go to heaven. Yeah,
Speaker 3: by my hands. I hate dogs. I really don't fuck
Speaker 3: with them at all. I've been killing dogs. I've been
Speaker 3: killing No, I've been killing dogs.
Speaker 5: Oh you shouldn't say that on the podcast.
Speaker 3: No, I've been killing them, you know, I've been running
Speaker 3: them over. No, guys, I like you know that about me.
Speaker 2: Wait, what we're gonna act like that other thing?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I didn't even tell them what happened to me?
Speaker 3: Something really, really bad happened to me, like something so bad.
Speaker 4: You, Me and Drew haven't been hanging out this week
Speaker 4: because we've been busy doing our own thing.
Speaker 5: So, oh my god, his small cut.
Speaker 4: Sorry Drew, and this fucking cut like one thing about
Speaker 4: I don't think. I genuinely don't know if I will
Speaker 4: let you, like raise children, because the way you act
Speaker 4: about like, I feel like to be Gypsy Roses mom.
Speaker 3: No, No, I know I will. My kid is sick,
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 2: Be give a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck that my
Speaker 2: kid is sick.
Speaker 3: My kids will be Gypsy Roses mom, and I'll be
Speaker 3: Gypsy rose Like. I'll be the one that's sick all
Speaker 3: the time, and I'll be making them make me sick
Speaker 3: by telling you, oh, can you pour me a glass
Speaker 3: of water? Meanwhile, I'm putting minute amounts of cyanide in
Speaker 3: the bottom of the cups so they're poisoning me. And
Speaker 3: it's not poisoning me, but what yourself unousands by proxy
Speaker 3: syndrome munchausens by Wait, I'm gonna munch housene Munchausen on
Speaker 3: her p word till she's proxy chousen on her proxy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm munching on her proxy until she's housing dizz dick
Speaker 3: Okay in her vaginy, right right, Okay, I need to
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up. But yeah, I cut myself. I've
Speaker 3: been cutting myself. Like we'll insert the pictures of the
Speaker 3: bloody finger look away if you don't want to.
Speaker 2: See them for audio listeners. I've been cutting myself one
Speaker 2: insert the picture so greazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was trimming the tendrils off my monsterra. She's
Speaker 3: a very happy girl. She's very very happy.
Speaker 2: Azul fucks that plant and.
Speaker 3: It's poisonous to Azul, and Azul still eats it.
Speaker 2: No, Azol is addicted to it.
Speaker 4: I think Azool gets a little high off of it
Speaker 4: because he goes and eats it, runs around and then
Speaker 4: gets under my bed, thrums up under my bed.
Speaker 3: Or it throws up in my bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just like goes, And we shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Be talking about poisoning as with my monsterra it's not
Speaker 3: us poisoning in the ten.
Speaker 2: Bad about that? Get off my deck? Like what?
Speaker 3: I take my cat to them and he doesn't eat
Speaker 3: it anymore. But I was cutting the tindrils off and
Speaker 3: I had a serrated blade and I was sawing through
Speaker 3: all of them. I was like sawing and it was
Speaker 3: like cutting through a fucking stick. It was like wood,
Speaker 3: and it was like a lot and it was like
Speaker 3: rotating the plant around as it was sawing. And I
Speaker 3: had like about twenty of them to cut through.
Speaker 6: You know what's.
Speaker 4: Crazy is like no one was there, and what you
Speaker 4: were describing it sounds like the weakest, like like it's
Speaker 4: like not vivid. This is like you're trying to describe
Speaker 4: this like vivid landscape, like you're in.
Speaker 3: The track through the jungle.
Speaker 2: Really, it's you a twenty seven year.
Speaker 3: Old old cutting on the floor. I'm not fucking twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Chill out. No, literally that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I was in such a bad mood too. I was
Speaker 3: so fucking pissed. I was like so pissed because the
Speaker 3: plant wouldn't stop rotating around and I'm like, bitch, you're
Speaker 3: like three hundred pounds, Like chill the fuck out. But
Speaker 3: I'm sawing through it.
Speaker 2: We literally have.
Speaker 3: Oh but I'm I'm cutting through all of them, and
Speaker 3: there's about twenty of them, and I go one by
Speaker 3: one and I get through all of them, and all
Speaker 3: of them take the same amount the strength and the
Speaker 3: same amount of cuts, and I'm like, oh wow, this
Speaker 3: is actually way easier than I thought. Then I get
Speaker 3: to the last fucking one, the last little tendril, and
Speaker 3: I'm sawing, and I like, go in there, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm using the same amount of pressure that I did before,
Speaker 3: and it cuts like fucking butter. And then I saw
Speaker 3: through it and it saws through my fucking finger and
Speaker 3: my fingernail, and I that my skin. I should have
Speaker 3: got stitches, legit.
Speaker 2: You should have just killed yourself.
Speaker 3: I know, I thought about it. That's what would wait?
Speaker 3: Why would I kill myself? I just had like a
Speaker 3: quarter inch cut.
Speaker 2: Because honestly, you you're already starting.
Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah, I go in. I think agree with her.
Speaker 5: I just agree with that sentiment.
Speaker 4: It's just I'm trying to go get her that like.
Speaker 4: Once I start, I don't like, I don't stop.
Speaker 3: Like in it.
Speaker 5: Yep, it's my time.
Speaker 2: Thought you said it's midtime.
Speaker 5: Drew called me and said that his skin was rotting
Speaker 5: off of his.
Speaker 4: It is disgusting, like he should have just gone to
Speaker 4: the er and just at least had it like rinsed
Speaker 4: out with like a good He should have gone to
Speaker 4: Rite Aid and get.
Speaker 2: A little thing.
Speaker 3: I'm alive and I still have my full fucking finger.
Speaker 4: You have, Actually, you know what, This is so disgusting
Speaker 4: and I'm going to out myself for the nastiest thing ever.
Speaker 4: I have had a really dense past month, just been busy,
Speaker 4: and I'm yrian.
Speaker 2: What oh I.
Speaker 3: Thought you were saying you had a dense period, and
Speaker 3: that's what I thought too.
Speaker 4: No, but I did have the kind of period that
Speaker 4: felt like the period of Christmas past. It was like
Speaker 4: bubble bubble brul and like soil, like whatever the witches
Speaker 4: would say over the pot, Like that's what it was?
Speaker 3: What the fuck was that was it? There?
Speaker 2: Like bubble bubble bruling, something like.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that once in my life.
Speaker 2: You have.
Speaker 3: It's like a hold on, I'll look it up. You
Speaker 3: keep you keep telling.
Speaker 2: I've heard what I was saying.
Speaker 5: So your period was bad?
Speaker 3: Are you having a dense month?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Bitch? I have.
Speaker 2: This is actually disgusting. It's better now, guys.
Speaker 4: I I'm not somebody who like I don't get like
Speaker 4: pedicures all the time. I used to get them all
Speaker 4: the time, but now I like maintain my own hands
Speaker 4: and feet at home.
Speaker 2: Because I could.
Speaker 4: Actually, I would rather walk into the street and get
Speaker 4: hit by oncoming traffic than sit in a random place
Speaker 4: with a stranger who I met three seconds ago when
Speaker 4: they're rubbing between my toes and I have to act
Speaker 4: like they're not there, but also be like, thank you,
Speaker 4: you're doing an amazing like it's just a lot.
Speaker 5: Some people really like touching feet.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's what I was thinking yesterday because I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna lie. When I was going in on my
Speaker 4: own toes, I had to go in. I wish I
Speaker 4: took a picture my feet. Granted, I also cleaned crazy
Speaker 4: yesterday and like my feet were really dirty. I was
Speaker 4: so cold in my toes where I literally had no
Speaker 4: sparratu feet, Like there's.
Speaker 2: No other way to describe it. I had no sperratu claws.
Speaker 3: Were they worse than mine?
Speaker 2: Bad?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: My feet.
Speaker 4: I've been so busy and disassociated for my body as
Speaker 4: of reson that low.
Speaker 2: Key have not looked at my feet. No, it's not
Speaker 2: a good thing because my ship was ranked as fun like.
Speaker 4: It was nasty. Now they look amazing. I like, did
Speaker 4: them up? I gave like I really like. But there
Speaker 4: was a remodeling happening last night, like last night we
Speaker 4: closed early, like.
Speaker 3: Is that the chainsaw? Dude?
Speaker 2: I was sitting at my like in my room for
Speaker 2: two hours.
Speaker 3: It took me two hours to wait. Can I see them?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 3: Let me see them? Wait, let me have that sock?
Speaker 3: Can I see your sock?
Speaker 5: Oh, Drew's making fun of me. Yeah, Kai has something
Speaker 5: to should you guys see what happened on TikTok this week.
Speaker 5: I basically got outed and I think we should address
Speaker 5: it on TikTok. And I don't know if you've seen this, but.
Speaker 3: So bad it is.
Speaker 5: Really I didn't know she was recording. Okay, let me
Speaker 5: just say that.
Speaker 3: It is so bad.
Speaker 2: Tell me I'm beautiful.
Speaker 6: That sock is.
Speaker 2: I don't like that because it really does sound like you.
Speaker 4: That is like, I can't I wore that suck a while.
Speaker 2: I took a walk in that sock.
Speaker 3: You forget it is it's on face time?
Speaker 4: So is so crazy that song is in the room,
Speaker 4: Like why is the song in the room with you
Speaker 4: and not him?
Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, no, it's showing the sock on face time.
Speaker 3: Like that's the craziest part.
Speaker 4: Honestly, if like people that perverted could fine, God, like
Speaker 4: people that perverted could genuinely just find another person who
Speaker 4: could be that perverted with them.
Speaker 2: There's something sweet about But does that make sense to like,
Speaker 2: oh he really does? Just like is weird as fuck?
Speaker 3: But like respect, That's what I was saying about swingers.
Speaker 3: I literally think swingers are so cute to me, like legitimately,
Speaker 3: I think they're so cute, like like people that have
Speaker 3: been yeah, oh older swingers, young.
Speaker 2: In your thirties, but like get a ground.
Speaker 3: Fifty year old swinger, six year old that have been
Speaker 3: together for like twenty plus years, thirty years, and like
Speaker 3: their sex life has gotten a little boring, and they're like,
Speaker 3: let's spice things up, like let's hook up with men
Speaker 3: and women, Like what if we did that? And like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I just think it's so cute that
Speaker 3: they like they explore, they explore because.
Speaker 4: Also in my head, a lot of those I'm idealizing
Speaker 4: that idea, but I'm like, oh, y'all have really been
Speaker 4: together for so long? You actually are just homies now,
Speaker 4: I'm in a way we are swingers. Yeah, we are
Speaker 4: roommate show up and we like we I mean, we're
Speaker 4: always present at each other's like, uh, sexual activities, yeah.
Speaker 3: You know what. We don't even talk about that. But
Speaker 3: you know the roommate phase. You ever heard of that? No,
Speaker 3: there's like a phase in relationships when people move in together,
Speaker 3: the roommate phase. And it's like that's what kills most relationships.
Speaker 3: And I was just like reading a bunch about it,
Speaker 3: and like reading.
Speaker 2: You watch the TikTok.
Speaker 3: TikTok, reading a bunch.
Speaker 5: You know it's real too.
Speaker 4: No, I know.
Speaker 2: Also they're like not not just reading about it. I
Speaker 2: was reading a bunch, like, don't get into it. I
Speaker 2: didn't see one paragraph not to you.
Speaker 3: I saw like you page if you think about it.
Speaker 3: They did a bunch of reading on it, and they
Speaker 3: relayed the information to me.
Speaker 4: It's not just started saying like someone told me.
Speaker 3: Someone told me.
Speaker 2: I can't prove, but someone someone.
Speaker 3: I'm an expert. Now I'm an expert now on the
Speaker 3: roommate phase. Go look it up. It kills a lot
Speaker 3: of relationships. It's because they move in together and then
Speaker 3: they've never lived together, and it's like when you move
Speaker 3: in with the roommate you hate and then like you
Speaker 3: kind of butt heads, and then things get stagnant and
Speaker 3: you're just hanging out all day and you're like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I want my own fucking space. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: leave me the fuck alone. Oh my god, I hate
Speaker 3: you clean up after yourself. Oh my god. We're roommates.
Speaker 3: We don't do anything. We just stay inside all fucking
Speaker 3: day long.
Speaker 4: I just don't think any couple needs to live together,
Speaker 4: Like I genuinely think living with a friend makes more
Speaker 4: sense to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, it's also it's also giving, like we don't
Speaker 3: desire like that, like we don't. We have each other,
Speaker 3: so we don't like we're not we're never lonely like
Speaker 3: I feel like it's there's like it's like people that
Speaker 3: are like alone all the time and go to sleep
Speaker 3: alone and don't have roommates, they want like partners really
Speaker 3: badly to like hang out with all day long, but
Speaker 3: we have each other, which is I just don't think.
Speaker 2: I'd want to hang out with a partner all day long.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm the same way. Like if I ever date someone,
Speaker 3: I literally need to see them maybe once a month.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding me, And it does.
Speaker 2: Keep the excitement alive, Like why do I have to
Speaker 2: see you every day? Also, I was no I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, I like living with a I've always.
Speaker 4: I wasn't the kind of person who could live with
Speaker 4: a partner, because I did that for a very brief
Speaker 4: time in my early early twenties, like when I was
Speaker 4: nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2: That also, I mean when I was nineteen twenty, like
Speaker 2: when I was one thousand night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was one nine years old.
Speaker 4: I did that very briefly, but I didn't want to
Speaker 4: do it, like I genuinely. I always knew from the beginning.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is not a good idea. I
Speaker 4: got convinced into doing it.
Speaker 2: Guess what. The motherfucker moved out six months later, and.
Speaker 4: We got into an argument the second we moved in
Speaker 4: because I wasn't picking up fast enough after myself when
Speaker 4: I was cooking.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, feel down.
Speaker 4: I do when I'm cooking, I'll clean up after I come,
Speaker 4: But I don't know. I'm kidding, I'm not doing the
Speaker 4: dishes after I cook. Damn can I fucking chill?
Speaker 2: I just cooked?
Speaker 3: Fuck that's why really am like cooking food is evil,
Speaker 3: Cooking food is It's really demonic. It really is demonic.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding it.
Speaker 2: Cooking is demonic. I think getting on that fuck it.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, can we talk about Lady Gaga and how
Speaker 3: she's back in her demonic era? I know, I'm so happy,
Speaker 3: Thank god she's back in her dynamic era. Dnonic is
Speaker 3: something I've been working on it.
Speaker 5: She looked grammy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is like.
Speaker 4: One of the most like gorgeous people ever. I love
Speaker 4: her so much. Also, everyone everyone was just amazing me.
Speaker 4: Did you see Cynthia singing for the Quincy Jones tribute tribute?
Speaker 3: She makes it look so fucking easy.
Speaker 4: I know that's like DOCI because I think I can
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, y'all doci, like I knew, I knew, but
Speaker 3: now I know, like you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 3: literally that performance was mind blowing. I was so Gagatondra
Speaker 3: three thousand by it, like literally bury me, bury me gagging.
Speaker 3: I was I ate that ship up and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is exactly what she needed.
Speaker 2: Like no, I know she is just so fucking good.
Speaker 4: Also, she's gorgeous as fuck, but her NPR or tiny
Speaker 4: desk I think will be I.
Speaker 3: Wonder if you you still listen to everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I listened to it.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite thing to listen in my pastime. Like
Speaker 4: it's so good because it just like I really like
Speaker 4: when people reimagine albums.
Speaker 2: I listened to the album too, but just.
Speaker 3: Except when I go to a concert instruments. Except when
Speaker 3: I go to a concert and I want to hear
Speaker 3: the song in its entirety, and then they make this
Speaker 3: like weird, shitty version of it that no one in
Speaker 3: the audience knows of their most famous song, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you can do that. I'm like, some people can get
Speaker 3: away with that. Do she can get away with that?
Speaker 2: Travis Scott, No, I say, Drake doing that was there.
Speaker 2: That's when we should have known.
Speaker 4: It was like it was time to back it up,
Speaker 4: because what do you mean You're performing your hit song
Speaker 4: and now you think you can sing? Like We've always
Speaker 4: let you get away with a little bit of the singing,
Speaker 4: but now it's like, like.
Speaker 3: Giv you're boring, Bye bye bruh, bully Boy.
Speaker 4: But yeah, the Grammys were such a knight for the
Speaker 4: girl Sabrina's performance.
Speaker 2: Everyone was good chapel like dah da da you already know, like.
Speaker 3: You everyone knows. It was like the best Grammys ever.
Speaker 3: Was so fan servicey in the best way. Like, I
Speaker 3: don't think anybody left angry. Billie Eilish, I felt was
Speaker 3: snubbed in a couple of weeks that made me really
Speaker 3: which I was upset about and like, but I think
Speaker 3: people thought she was crying that she didn't win Album
Speaker 3: of the Year, but I think she was crying for
Speaker 3: Beyonce because Beyond.
Speaker 2: Had never won that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like it was very.
Speaker 2: Beyonce is thirty five fucking grund. Yeah, but no, winning
Speaker 2: Album of the Year is a huge thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: I also signed up to get a pre sale access
Speaker 3: to her new tour. Yeah my god, Yeah, she's coming
Speaker 3: to LA for like four nights.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, because she has so many but
Speaker 4: them always snubbing her of Album of the years crazy.
Speaker 3: And I when I first saw her reaction, like to
Speaker 3: winning country album, I was like, I think she's like
Speaker 3: playing it up a little bit, But then I really
Speaker 3: was like, oh no, she genuinely did not think.
Speaker 2: Because imagine how many years she went thinking.
Speaker 3: Also for country album like yeah it is, That's tea Chapel,
Speaker 3: like killed it always she's that girl, Sabrina. I really
Speaker 3: really liked her performance. I think it's so fun to
Speaker 3: not take yourself as serious. Like if Gaga smiled a
Speaker 3: little bit more and more less makeup.
Speaker 4: Y, she'd hair up and like sweatpants, she'd be way
Speaker 4: hard any of the pop girls, can you start just
Speaker 4: like wearing sweatpants, throwing your hair up in a bun
Speaker 4: and like no makeup, don't give a fuck. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: we we need the pop girls. I know that it
Speaker 4: feels like we are being banished to uh the basement
Speaker 4: for all the fun we had with the pop girls
Speaker 4: last year, but all to pick it back up, please please,
Speaker 4: because like you said it perfectly, I think we took
Speaker 4: for grant like last year for media in general, but
Speaker 4: music and specifically pop music from the girls. It was
Speaker 4: such a good year, and a lot of these bitches
Speaker 4: are the type of bitches to be like I'm taking
Speaker 4: a two year break because like I care and like, yes,
Speaker 4: I actually really appreciate that you guys care about like
Speaker 4: your mental health, your mental health, but I'm I'm you
Speaker 4: exactly what the fuck am I gonna listen to?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: Why has Rihanna not released an album?
Speaker 2: I honestly I can lie.
Speaker 4: I wanted to say that way because I kind of
Speaker 4: love an artist ending on such.
Speaker 3: A high way. You know what's actually interesting is Rihanna
Speaker 3: took a page out of my book, not releasing an
Speaker 3: album and constantly teasing it all the time. Which your emoji. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she jacked my swag Loki. Also the lady I got
Speaker 3: Bruno Bruno Mars song it was the.
Speaker 2: World was ending.
Speaker 3: I want to be next to.
Speaker 5: Wait.
Speaker 3: Also me singing bags by Clara going absolutely fucking viral everywhere.
Speaker 5: That was what you were saying. I couldn't even tell.
Speaker 5: I couldn't even tell what this was.
Speaker 3: You ugly motherfucker. Oh my god, you ugly bitch.
Speaker 2: No god, you look good in navy. You're like this
Speaker 2: zip up.
Speaker 4: I mean you are quite literally just copying my vibe
Speaker 4: and you lean from head to toe.
Speaker 2: Your you want to be sane jeans a zip hop.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's because I'm obsessed with you guys.
Speaker 2: Sis we my packport literally says I'm from Webanu.
Speaker 3: Webs a joke on Twitter what you made Webanosis up?
Speaker 3: It was it was we Beenusis and then you like
Speaker 3: said like I'm from Webanusis or something like that, and
Speaker 3: like it like became culturely. It wasn't a thing until
Speaker 3: you said we No. I swear to God because I remember.
Speaker 4: It's too easy, because remember when that was flooding comments
Speaker 4: like okay, like what am I gonna look at.
Speaker 3: Webanusas like noted overdosed on webanoss.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to smoke a webs after this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna hit so fat.
Speaker 2: Well, well, I think what would really bring us together?
Speaker 2: Another stuff we need high time?
Speaker 4: Also a scary movie for a step we've had like
Speaker 4: eight million top to the hand.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Like I want to write a parody movie.
Speaker 5: We saw that one scary movie together Queer. Oh scary?
Speaker 3: Why was it scary for you? Guy? It was a
Speaker 3: horror movie. It was a horror movie for me.
Speaker 2: It is scary to go and see yourself.
Speaker 3: For the part I was going to say, it was
Speaker 3: a really really scary movie for me. I'm not kidding,
Speaker 3: Like I really walked out of there and it made
Speaker 3: me think a lot of really scary thoughts. How I
Speaker 3: am an evil person and I'm going to be alone
Speaker 3: forever because I've been both sides and I have a
Speaker 3: lot of bad karma.
Speaker 2: I see glass, can you from both sides?
Speaker 3: Can you fix this?
Speaker 6: Than you?
Speaker 7: That was me singing Mitchell And if you guys were
Speaker 7: wondering what I've been, I think it's just on the
Speaker 7: side I've been thinking at and I think I want
Speaker 7: to make some videos where I'm kind of just like
Speaker 7: talk to the camera and get a bit more personal.
Speaker 7: But I'm having a part time doing it because i
Speaker 7: just feel like that's it's a bit embarrassing to get
Speaker 7: on camera and just talk to but maybe that's like
Speaker 7: not the way I should be viewing it.
Speaker 3: Okay, we we just wrapped it, but you haven't seen
Speaker 3: the movie, so it won't make sense to you, but
Speaker 3: it'll it'll hit.
Speaker 4: But fucking I said, I'm gon, at least she has
Speaker 4: tastes in something, because the belt.
Speaker 3: Is good, making you say one more time.
Speaker 4: I said Kyle's belt was nice, and then he said
Speaker 4: it's his ex girlfriends and I said, at least he's
Speaker 4: got taste in something.
Speaker 3: Wait one more.
Speaker 4: Time, A joke, like my ex girlfriend is really hot
Speaker 4: and she we could.
Speaker 5: Cut that out, we could come, we can leave it in.
Speaker 5: I think that's Coolin she is a baddie.
Speaker 2: I know she is.
Speaker 3: She's like she's girl trade, No, she is. She's literally like, no,
Speaker 3: it's so fucked up. Kay pulls the baddest bitches.
Speaker 4: Actually, all of our friends have girlfriends who if left
Speaker 4: in the room alone with me, I would be really awkward.
Speaker 2: I would just be really scared, like I actually I
Speaker 2: wouldn't do anything, but I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, what if we did do something?
Speaker 4: Oh, my girl thinking about something the other night, that's
Speaker 4: like really freaky.
Speaker 5: What did juice over?
Speaker 3: It was so freaky? I would finish up.
Speaker 5: No, I can't say what did you say? Though? You
Speaker 5: said something weird?
Speaker 3: I said, my girlfriend is so slutty.
Speaker 2: Just for you, babe, true should be into media.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I just want to say about Look the movie.
Speaker 5: I know it wasn't a horror movie. I'm not homophobic.
Speaker 5: It was a scary experience for me because me Drew
Speaker 5: was like, we're sitting together.
Speaker 3: Kai Kai invited me to go see Queer No alone
Speaker 3: me and him.
Speaker 5: No, he tricked me. He was like, we're gonna go
Speaker 5: see a cool straight movie. We're gonna see Wolf of
Speaker 5: Wall Street. It's back in theaters. We walk into that ship.
Speaker 5: It's a movie called Queer, and I'm freaking out.
Speaker 3: I'm sweating where I'm in way really really close.
Speaker 5: And then he's like, oh, by the way, you can
Speaker 5: have as much popcorn as you want. But he puts
Speaker 5: it on his dick, and so every time I had
Speaker 5: to grab it and then he would wink at me.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 3: Well, you kept getting closer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way y'all like play or joke with
Speaker 2: each other. So I really can't I can imagine like
Speaker 2: all of that.
Speaker 3: No, that's literally like we were doing all of that
Speaker 3: as a bit. But no, Kai inviting me to go
Speaker 3: see Queer is crazy. First of all, I love Luke. No,
Speaker 3: it was okay. My my take on the movie.
Speaker 5: Was right.
Speaker 3: No, it was awesome. It was a good vibe. Then, like,
Speaker 3: I do think it is really good for gay men
Speaker 3: to go see because it is really eye opening in
Speaker 3: a lot of ways, specifically younger gay inn Also it's
Speaker 3: really good for older gay men to see, to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this experience that I'm experienced is like universal because it's
Speaker 3: not talked about in the gay community. At all, but
Speaker 3: just don't be a dickhead period. That's it.
Speaker 2: I need to see it really bad. I'm like late
Speaker 2: on the movies.
Speaker 4: I literally I was the last human on the planet's
Speaker 4: you know sparaw too.
Speaker 2: That shit was empty as fog.
Speaker 3: Kay clock did It's tea so bad though, like in
Speaker 3: a good way. He was like, it's what.
Speaker 5: Bose Afraid?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, what what'd you say?
Speaker 5: It was like the gay version of bos Afraid.
Speaker 3: Like the good version. You said, it's the good version
Speaker 3: of bos good version, yeah, but also the gay version.
Speaker 5: I liked it a lot more than bos Afraid, but
Speaker 5: it feel it feels like a similar type movie.
Speaker 2: I need to watch it.
Speaker 3: It was really really weird for him to do like
Speaker 3: random yeah, like for Luca to like put out speaking
Speaker 3: of Luca, like actually, I don't even know if they
Speaker 3: can talk about it.
Speaker 2: The trade, the like Lakers trade.
Speaker 3: Y'all, y'all the worst, the worst. I genuinely think that
Speaker 3: ruined my life. It like literally ruined my life, and
Speaker 3: I contemplated suicide. I've never cried in my life before,
Speaker 3: and I cried over the Luca trade. He was supposed
Speaker 3: to do in life. Yeah, he was supposed to be
Speaker 3: a Maverick for the rest of my goddamn life, because
Speaker 3: I'm planning on dying at thirty five. He was supposed
Speaker 3: to be at the Mavericks well the rest of my
Speaker 3: life playing basketball. Yeah, he didn't want to leave. He didn't.
Speaker 3: He loved the Mavericks. He thought he was going to
Speaker 3: die a Maverick. He was dirt two point zero and
Speaker 3: they fucking traded him. They stabbed him in the goddamn
Speaker 3: back because oh he's gained a little weight, bitch, suck
Speaker 3: my digging balls.
Speaker 2: As thought it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's their reason. Is Like, the real reason is,
Speaker 3: I don't think they wanted to sign him to the
Speaker 3: supermax contract, which is if you stay with the team
Speaker 3: that drafted you, like the franchise that drafted you, for
Speaker 3: a certain amount of years, you're eligible for a supermax
Speaker 3: if you're good enough. And he's a top three player
Speaker 3: in the fucking league.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It literally upsets me so bad, which means he would
Speaker 3: have been eligible next year for a three hundred and
Speaker 3: sixty five million dollar contract, which is the biggest in
Speaker 3: NBA history. And their quote unquote concerns where that he
Speaker 3: his conditioning was like not up to par. But I
Speaker 3: did find out that they uh said he had a
Speaker 3: wrist injury to the public, but in reality, he had
Speaker 3: eleven days to lose weight and he didn't lose weight.
Speaker 3: So then they were like, girl, fuck you, we're trading you.
Speaker 3: But he took him to the finals last year. They
Speaker 3: were building an amazing fucking team. They were going to
Speaker 3: go to the finals once he was healthy, and they
Speaker 3: fucking traded him away. He just bought a house in
Speaker 3: Dallas twelve days ago. They really, it really is a business,
Speaker 3: and if Luca's not safe, no one's fucking safe. And
Speaker 3: free throw merchant Shay Gil just Alexander better watch the
Speaker 3: fuck out.
Speaker 2: That didn't sound like a real sentence.
Speaker 3: I'm a full time sounded like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is that sounded like emojis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a full time Spurs fan. H Now, I
Speaker 3: used to split my time between the Spurs and the Mavericks,
Speaker 3: and I was really a Mavericks fan, like because I
Speaker 3: grew up with Dirk and all of my passwords to
Speaker 3: everything where Nowitzki forty five love Dirk. They were about
Speaker 3: to become don Shake seventy seven, but they traded him away,
Speaker 3: and now really what I hope happens is a meteor
Speaker 3: strikes the arena and kills everybody inside because they backstabbed
Speaker 3: my friend Luca. We're really close. You don't know him,
Speaker 3: Yes we do.
Speaker 2: You don't know him. You're always saying, we have a
Speaker 2: game tonight, we have a game.
Speaker 3: He is never like, no, he is. He lives in
Speaker 3: La now and he's fine.
Speaker 2: Shit, So you think you're gonna pull him.
Speaker 3: I could pull him, I really could. I think he's
Speaker 3: low key gay as fuck. Not actually, but there is.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of gay NBA players.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 3: Well I guess I know of a few, and I've
Speaker 3: actually talked to one on FaceTime before I scared the
Speaker 3: shit out of her walking by. But no, I really
Speaker 3: have talked to a very very very very very very
Speaker 3: very famous like one of the goats on FaceTime with
Speaker 3: my buddy Drew. It was two Drew's on FaceTime, and
Speaker 3: I have a screenshot of it because I was like
Speaker 3: so gagged by it, because I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I guess I never realized what a big
Speaker 2: deal that was for you.
Speaker 4: But like, I guess, basketball, like sports to me, it
Speaker 4: genuinely doesn't exist. That's something that doesn't exist until I
Speaker 4: see it, Like if no one ever mentioned a sport
Speaker 4: to me ever again, other than maybe like soccer.
Speaker 2: Because I see a ball, I'm kicking it. It's called
Speaker 2: I see a ball on the floor and I'm kicking it.
Speaker 3: It's called football.
Speaker 4: Babe, Get into your media right the fuck now, I'm
Speaker 4: not done talking about Luca.
Speaker 3: Is your heart beating, No, my stomach is.
Speaker 4: Actually your heart is beating. That was a trick question.
Speaker 4: Oh that good lighting looks awful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really really scary. But Luca, my glorious king,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry they did you like that. Just know that
Speaker 3: I'm here for you. I'm happy that you're in a
Speaker 3: large market team. Oh my god. I didn't even get
Speaker 3: into the worst part his contract. Three hundred and sixty
Speaker 3: four million dollars. He got traded. He's not eligible for
Speaker 3: the Supermax anymore. Now. The largest contract he can get
Speaker 3: is two hundred and twenty nine million. So he lost
Speaker 3: one hundred million dollars on that trade, which is like, Okay,
Speaker 3: he's still making two hundred twenty nine million dollars. It's
Speaker 3: not that big of a deal.
Speaker 4: But if you yeah, but I guess if you've been anticipated,
Speaker 4: and like staying with the team obviously because you like
Speaker 4: love the team, but also because you've dedicated your time there,
Speaker 4: you like.
Speaker 3: Want that exactly.
Speaker 4: Also, like especially if somebody told me I was gonna
Speaker 4: get that, don't play with me, Like literally, your stomach.
Speaker 3: Is it's twirking, but I am.
Speaker 5: I bet, thank you.
Speaker 3: And he also has to pay fifteen percent state income tax.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I just feel so bad for him.
Speaker 3: And I hate the Mavericks and I hope they all die.
Speaker 3: And I hope fucking Anthony Davis, who's made out of
Speaker 3: literally pulled pork because he fucking like breaks a ligam
Speaker 3: in every two seconds. They're all geriatric. They're literally all
Speaker 3: old as fuck. They're old fucking bags. Fuck the Mavericks.
Speaker 3: They're all.
Speaker 4: I'll say that about freeda callo bro, Like, wait what
Speaker 4: you said Anthony Davis?
Speaker 3: Oh eyebrowts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I literally I only know who Anthony Davis is because
Speaker 4: of that screenshot from like I think two people on
Speaker 4: omegle or like twitch and this girl had a picture
Speaker 4: of free to Call it in the back or like
Speaker 4: vice versa. But one of them was like, oh, that's
Speaker 4: free to Call or that's Anthony Davis. I think the
Speaker 4: guy was like, Anthony Davis is behind you, and she
Speaker 4: was like, what, that's Freda Cayle.
Speaker 3: One of the first gifts I've ever seen was Anthony
Speaker 3: Davis and his unibrow breaking off his head and turning
Speaker 3: into an eagle and flying away because.
Speaker 2: He did have people made fun of it so bad.
Speaker 3: She gets also, he.
Speaker 2: Don't get it twisted. I love you, Freda. That's me to.
Speaker 3: Also don't get it twisted. I love Anthony Davis and
Speaker 3: his run in college. He was probably the greatest college
Speaker 3: freshman of all time. But he is going to die.
Speaker 4: Dude. Viewership has knocked off, like this is insane.
Speaker 2: How nice I was? Guys, I'm a really nice friend.
Speaker 2: I just let that happen.
Speaker 3: That was for the three gay men that actually listened.
Speaker 5: To not even straight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all gay, because.
Speaker 4: There's I don't know if straight men make it this
Speaker 4: far into an episode, does that make sense? Like I
Speaker 4: feel like they kind of watch so that they can
Speaker 4: tell the pretty girl or guy they're talking to. I
Speaker 4: guess they wouldn't be straight guys. I can't really imagine.
Speaker 4: I just can't imagine a straight guy watching this, Like
Speaker 4: I really, I can't picture him, just like there are
Speaker 4: straight guys that watch it.
Speaker 2: What are you eating?
Speaker 3: Oh well, you couldn't imagine it. One of the hosts
Speaker 3: is a fucking straight guy, not Kai.
Speaker 5: I'm not a host.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was gonna sayah when on your toes period?
Speaker 5: Yes? Wait?
Speaker 3: Why am I so lightheaded? I think it's because I
Speaker 3: just talked for forty I like stemmed out.
Speaker 5: And man's plain for forty minutes.
Speaker 3: I know, literally, I like really lost consciousness, y'all. People
Speaker 3: want to say I don't know ball. Actually, no one's
Speaker 3: ever said that, and they're the fact that I know
Speaker 3: a little bit of basketball blows everyone's fucking mind every
Speaker 3: single fucking time I talk about it.
Speaker 2: But because people are homophobia, I know.
Speaker 3: Literally, it's literally Trey the Hello Queen and I'm trade, Oh, boyfriend,
Speaker 3: I'm nervous. What say hydrated?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: Hydrated?
Speaker 5: You all know that video?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: It's Addison saying someone's like, oh, you're staying hydrated and
Speaker 3: she's like hi, He's like what She's like hydrated? Literally
Speaker 3: one of the greatest videos all of all time. Boyfriend,
Speaker 3: I'm nervous?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Also? Addison Ray, are you kidding me.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I want a time. How attractive am I.
Speaker 2: Boyfriend?
Speaker 3: I'm nervous? Then she she's she's really my goal.
Speaker 2: I want to see the hydrated.
Speaker 4: No, she is like top time, like she's also a
Speaker 4: super Max contract.
Speaker 3: No, she's She's going to go on a generational run
Speaker 3: this year, unlike anything we've ever seen. When she drops
Speaker 3: her goddamn album, it's going to change lives, specifically hers.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be taken seriously, more seriously as an artist.
Speaker 3: Like I really do think she's about to, like, like
Speaker 3: really really tap in in a very big way because
Speaker 3: she's like a she's a student of fucking pop like
Speaker 3: she's she also got that one fucking producer and writer
Speaker 3: that wrote all of Britney fucking Spears's hits to write
Speaker 3: on her shit. So she automatically already has four fucking
Speaker 3: like smash hits on her album.
Speaker 2: Can I feature on a song piece?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Edison, can we feature? And actually I will literally
Speaker 3: just whistle. Actually I'm supposed to be whistling on Clara's album.
Speaker 3: I'll clap on your album. Dare not tell you about that.
Speaker 3: Clara wants me to wisten there's no way.
Speaker 4: I'm sure she actually saw you singing her song and
Speaker 4: check because I saw she blocked you.
Speaker 2: That's all she like you guys.
Speaker 3: No, Actually, if you go to one of your posts, wait,
Speaker 3: who the fuck was that? My man?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, my media of the week Travis Scott.
Speaker 4: Honestly, just wait, what's the album by Steve Lacy, Gemini
Speaker 4: or Gemini rights Gemini's rise, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Hi, I love her, you know what it is?
Speaker 4: She like her and your mom have such a similar
Speaker 4: like very specific to like southern women sweetness. Like it's
Speaker 4: it's that same kind of like just kind of like
Speaker 4: huh what but is actually smart?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's she's so sick, she's about to change life.
Speaker 4: I guess that's like my mom too. My mom's a
Speaker 4: little ditsy. I love my mom. I'm very bullish.
Speaker 3: I'm very bullish on Addison Ray boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Okay, my media of the week is Sunday Best by
Speaker 2: Bobby Gentry.
Speaker 4: As I you say that, I don't know, and honestly,
Speaker 4: Gemini writes by Steve Lacy, I've been listening to that
Speaker 4: album again and like, I actually can't believe that that
Speaker 4: album came out almost three years ago, because in my
Speaker 4: head that album still came out last year.
Speaker 1: Well, my.
Speaker 3: No, I won't. That's embarrassing my media. You're gonna be
Speaker 3: pissed but out of touch. Darryl Hall and John.
Speaker 4: Oates, Oh Club Chop of Cana by Wham, That's what I.
Speaker 9: Was listening to.
Speaker 3: Something in the car that was so goaded, but I
Speaker 3: can't remember what it was. I listened to it over
Speaker 3: and over again. I can't remember. But Drew sayof lest
Speaker 3: we forget, tapeworms are nature's ozimbic.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I remember I met a kid in
Speaker 4: fifth grade who had a tape worm and I was
Speaker 4: so fucking terrified. We like it was one of the
Speaker 4: friends whose house we went over to, and I obviously
Speaker 4: didn't know how tapeworms worked, but he, like the mom,
Speaker 4: was talking about it to my mom. And I heard
Speaker 4: that and I was like, holy shit. And I became
Speaker 4: hyper fixated on tapeworms for the next like five months.
Speaker 4: Every time I got to a computer with Google working,
Speaker 4: I would look up tapeworms and see what they look like.
Speaker 4: And I would look in my poop because I thought
Speaker 4: that kid gave me a tapeworm.
Speaker 3: I used to want to tape. Wait RFK literally does
Speaker 3: have tapeworms in it.
Speaker 2: I want RFK to fucking burn in a fire.
Speaker 3: That the sawdou Car Champ from Dune the worms in
Speaker 3: his brain chanting for him to lower the cooked meat
Speaker 3: temperature so tapeworms can form in annihilate the human race.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, god, no, no, okay, wait, let me
Speaker 4: find my sye ops real quick.
Speaker 3: I had a nightmare. Young ma was twerking. Is it
Speaker 3: gay for a man to wear a big T shirt
Speaker 3: to bed with no draws on? Yes?
Speaker 4: Eh, I do not want your penis to peek out
Speaker 4: from under your fuckation. I know ewa, Oh my god, bruh,
Speaker 4: like such an animatonic failure.
Speaker 9: Animatonic Yes, yes, right, that's a universally bad look with
Speaker 9: a long shirt and no pants on.
Speaker 5: That's a bad look. No one's pulling that off except
Speaker 5: maybe Drew. Drew could pull that off.
Speaker 2: No, he could not.
Speaker 3: I could easily, what I literally could.
Speaker 2: You would need the longest shirt in the world because
Speaker 2: your penis is so long.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forget about that.
Speaker 2: You need a momo you we.
Speaker 5: That is one of my favorite videos of you, like
Speaker 5: like dipping down with the purse.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's so gross.
Speaker 2: That is beard such a dense beard.
Speaker 3: I know, it's so crazy. Let's read this one.
Speaker 2: You sounded like not at all.
Speaker 3: Y'all need to start sending me more fucking sys like damn, Like,
Speaker 3: holy shit.
Speaker 2: I'm sad at me for rushing him, and y'all really are.
Speaker 5: We also get like three hundred a day.
Speaker 3: He's like, y'all be the wait in the which email?
Speaker 5: The official one?
Speaker 3: I don't ever, I don't have access to that email.
Speaker 3: They just send him to my business email.
Speaker 2: No, dude, that email is ran through with that.
Speaker 5: I've literally never known that that email is like completely
Speaker 5: overtaken by high Op. Bro.
Speaker 4: There's definitely some motherfucker out there who's like, broh, the
Speaker 4: code is you send it to truth Personal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just leaked that ship. Okay, whatever you get
Speaker 3: what you're getting. You don't throw a fit. Suck my dick.
Speaker 3: Wait I
Speaker 1: Bye,