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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twenty eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenties. Tell

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Speaker 1: me rust brother Sashan can help you. Yes, hither I

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Speaker 1: would like to lodge a complaint. Is there somebody I

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Speaker 1: can speak with about that? Uh? Sure you can talk

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Speaker 1: to me about that. Not sure? If you can tell

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Speaker 1: from the tone of my voice and the quick way

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Speaker 1: that I'm speaking, I am angry. Okay, sure, I hope

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Speaker 1: I can help you. I hope you can too. Okay, great, Great?

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Speaker 1: What happened there? You go? Thank you for asking. It

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Speaker 1: took us quite a bit of time to get there, though,

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Speaker 1: didn't it. Okay, I apologize, Okay, tell me what happened. Well,

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Speaker 1: I was in there the other night with a nice

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Speaker 1: young lady who just happened to be a prostitute. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right. And I didn't know it at the time,

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Speaker 1: but my prostitute was extremely hungry, as prostitutes sometimes will be.

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Speaker 1: It's true. We all we all get hungry, sure, yes

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Speaker 1: we do, especially prostitutes. So I let her order the

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Speaker 1: steak and crab legs, surf and turf, plus she had

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Speaker 1: a salad, soup, and dessert. Wow, she must have been starving.

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Speaker 1: Yes she did. I have quite an appetite. But the

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Speaker 1: problem is she was so full from the dinner you

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Speaker 1: served her that nothing happened the rest of the night.

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Speaker 1: When you say nothing happened, what do you mean? I

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Speaker 1: think you know what I mean. She actually fell asleep

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Speaker 1: in the passenger seat of my car, so I just

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Speaker 1: had to drop her off. I see. The reason that

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Speaker 1: I'm calling is I would like to be reimbursed for

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Speaker 1: my meal, my prostitute's meal, plus the services that went

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Speaker 1: unrendered by said prostitue. Okay, how how is it our

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Speaker 1: fault though, that you know you've overfed your date. She

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Speaker 1: was not my date, she was a prostitute. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: all right, let me say it again. How is it

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Speaker 1: our fault that you overfed your prostitute? Obviously, if you

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Speaker 1: notice a prostitute in your establishment, then there should be

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Speaker 1: rules on how much she can eat. I'm assuming you

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Speaker 1: have that policy. No, No, I mean how First of all,

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Speaker 1: how would we know that she's a prostitute. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they don't exactly like you know, flash a card as

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Speaker 1: well as prostitute. I told my server, you said that

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Speaker 1: she's the prostitute, so don't feed her too No, I may.

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Speaker 1: I guess I should have said don't feed her too much,

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Speaker 1: because you apparently don't have a rule for that. But

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Speaker 1: my waiter came to the table and I said, hello,

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Speaker 1: we would like to get some food, me and my

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Speaker 1: prostitute companion. You told the server that yes I did.

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Speaker 1: Now you can see why I'm upset. Okay, sir, you

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Speaker 1: know I can understand you being set about this, but honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't think this restaurant should be responsible for you

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Speaker 1: overfeed your prostitute. Oh okay, well fine, forget about the food.

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Speaker 1: Then what about the services that I never received? Can

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Speaker 1: I get compensation for that? Please? That's ridiculous. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, we're a restaurant. We can't compensate you for

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Speaker 1: what you do on the side with you know whomever.

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Speaker 1: Oh let's rephrase that what I didn't do on the

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Speaker 1: side with my prostitute. I have a lot to do here,

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Speaker 1: and honestly, I can't be responsible for your prostitute eating

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Speaker 1: too much, and I cannot reimburse you. I'm very sorry, sir.

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Speaker 1: All right, well fine, then I regretfully tell you this.

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Speaker 1: Neither myself, my wife, or my prostitute will be coming

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Speaker 1: back into your establishment ever again. Your wife. Yes, you've

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Speaker 1: just lost out on three potential customers when the three

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Speaker 1: of you come to the restaurant together for well, no,

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Speaker 1: never together. Come on. And by the way, my wife

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Speaker 1: has a bigger appetite than my prostitute. All right, so well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: I hope you'll change your mind, and I hope that

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Speaker 1: we see you your prostitute and or your wife again. Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Well you won't because this is a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: and I've never been there anyway. A prank call. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your boss

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Speaker 1: Mario set you up. Are you sure? Yes, he told

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Speaker 1: me that he likes to see you squirm when you

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Speaker 1: get uncomfortable with customers. Yeah. That was weird. A guy

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Speaker 1: calling you actually admitting that he was with a prostitute. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think it's worse than a restaurant over feeding said prostitute.

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Speaker 1: It was ridiculous that you would let my prostitute get

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Speaker 1: the surf and turf. No, no, prostitute. We're not feeding

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Speaker 1: prostitutes too much anymore. All right, well, great, every morning

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Speaker 1: with five