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Speaker 1: The Elvis Durrand's phones happened, Daniel, what's it all about?

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Speaker 1: Will it comes to us? From Jessica? She says, my

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Speaker 1: mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Stephen

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Speaker 1: cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want

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Speaker 1: you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight

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Speaker 1: home was canceled and that she has to stay a

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Speaker 1: lot longer. And she's going to start the call and

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Speaker 1: then I'm going to hop in later. I was like,

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Speaker 1: the travel agent, yep.

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Speaker 2: The evil travel agent.

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Speaker 1: Yep, let's listen to today's phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Here we go. Heillo, Hey, honey, do you have a second?

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Speaker 3: I just looked mom's tickets and believe put me on hold.

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Speaker 3: There's something screw up with the flights or you know,

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Speaker 3: it's so crazy right now it's going on, and well,

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Speaker 3: she's they're not going to be able to put her

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Speaker 3: on a flight till that Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean to like?

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Speaker 3: But it's going to be her week It's not going to.

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Speaker 2: Be a big deal.

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Speaker 4: Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out

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Speaker 4: that weekend.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's why I called you.

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Speaker 3: I didn't understand she said it was going to insanely

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Speaker 3: expense that they were gonna.

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Speaker 2: Take This is both, This is both?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Oh forgot?

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Speaker 2: No, I can't what do you mean?

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Speaker 4: For God's sake, I can't know. She's not staying till Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: I know my mother's a little crazy, but just you know.

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Speaker 4: A little crazy.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: She pulled out a longy board last time. She pushes

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Speaker 4: my buttons, and she makes these, you know, she has

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Speaker 4: to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've been

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Speaker 4: feeding him to the dog for the past few years.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your blonde,

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Speaker 4: you know, just for a little bit of time, but

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Speaker 4: not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm I'm

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Speaker 4: being honest with you. I can't do this for a week.

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Speaker 2: You know she loves them.

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Speaker 4: We have fixed the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: The toils.

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Speaker 2: She clocked the toils. That was not her bout.

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Speaker 4: Oh, please come on home. She be coming out of

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Speaker 4: her get her out.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm sorry. This is my husband, Stephen. You need

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Speaker 3: to get him on the line because I wasn't really

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Speaker 3: curious what you were saying, so could you sure?

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Speaker 1: No, I'll explain it so steven. So the problem is

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Speaker 1: is that your wife had booked your mother in law

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Speaker 1: on a flight leaving to go back right and unfortunately

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Speaker 1: that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best

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Speaker 1: to find something to accommodate you, guys.

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Speaker 4: I'll get a silence license in less than twenty four

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Speaker 4: hours and I'll fly this flight.

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Speaker 1: The problem is is that as of right now, there

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Speaker 1: are no flights that day or for like three or

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Speaker 1: four days after.

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Speaker 4: So there's not one flight for three days.

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Speaker 2: This is not a rast.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me, sir. I'm trying my best here,

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Speaker 1: and I really wish you wouldn't take that tone with me.

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Speaker 3: I would say, you're not taking that either.

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Speaker 4: My mother in law you've never met me. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: but be a flight. There's got to be a flight.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we got to get her out in the

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Speaker 4: evening or afternoon or even six in the morning. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I'm true, Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me

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Speaker 1: a few minutes. I will get back to you, guys.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't want to cry.

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on, you are going.

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Speaker 2: To listen, wrap and even payday in my life, You're

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Speaker 2: not twelve anymore you are, isn't a matter of twelve

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Speaker 2: years old?

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Speaker 4: She pushes my buttons, she starts fights with me, jen I.

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Speaker 3: Know, rip buttons off. If you don't calm down, we'll

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Speaker 3: figure this out.

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Speaker 4: I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And then

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Speaker 4: every time she gets here, it goes up.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's

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Speaker 1: going to cost you a little bit more money. And

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Speaker 1: I think you said you don't mind that.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred

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Speaker 4: ball or so, I can do it.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,

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Speaker 1: and you'd be sending her first class. She would be

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Speaker 1: relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.

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Speaker 4: I think that she could be comfortable, you know, then

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Speaker 4: she can.

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Speaker 1: Stay I honestly, honestly, sir, sir.

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Speaker 4: Let's get her up. Can you put buses?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna put my mother on a bus?

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Speaker 4: What's the matter with the boss?

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Speaker 2: They got comfort beside it?

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Speaker 1: So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.

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Speaker 1: That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is

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Speaker 1: a little bit larger, am I.

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Speaker 4: Right's of a boatswagon? Oh my god, here's the bottom line,

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Speaker 4: I don't have two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: There is one other option I'm going to work on,

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Speaker 1: but you have to give me a few minutes. So

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Speaker 1: just discuss the first class issue, because if you were.

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Speaker 4: Shuttle, ok how about a sling, how about a canon?

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Speaker 4: How about an artillery show?

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Speaker 3: You're so hilarious.

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Speaker 4: How about we put her in a body of an ICBM.

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Speaker 1: The other option, Unfortunately, your mother in law would have

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Speaker 1: two layovers and she would be staying in the airport

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Speaker 1: for about two hours at one, and it looks like

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Speaker 1: about three hours in there.

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Speaker 3: It's not fine, Okay, No.

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Speaker 1: That's about five to six hours of just sitting around

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Speaker 1: an airport.

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Speaker 4: You're okay with the leaving you, I'm okay with it.

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Speaker 4: She can read a book, she can tell people to

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Speaker 4: cook sweet potato, she can clock toilet at the airport.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So basically I should book that one because you

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Speaker 1: can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.

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Speaker 4: I cannot have her there for an extra few days.

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Speaker 2: Okay, You've got it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So why don't you just write the check out to

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran and the Morning Show? What your wife Jessica

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Speaker 1: just phoned up to.

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Speaker 4: God.

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Speaker 1: Your mother in law is actually going home on that Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's Steven.

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Speaker 1: The sweet potato is really that bad?

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Speaker 4: I really have been feeding them, Will confesses to our

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Speaker 4: dog the Elvis.

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