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Speaker 1: Ooh that's nice.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'm giving you choice, graves or birds? Damn well, birds,

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Speaker 1: come on, birds, I know, I know, come on, it's bananas.

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Speaker 1: Our specialty is birds. Buttholes and what else I've forgotten?

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Speaker 2: That's enough for me.

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Speaker 1: Here it is a pigeon was caught in a prison

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Speaker 2: All right, oh yes, yes, we were sent this by

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Speaker 2: upwards of ten thousand bananimals. But I am happy to

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Speaker 2: talk about it. We'll unpack this flying fell in on

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Speaker 2: a brand new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: That's great, Well understand, would your linillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 1: Gals down, binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. Scottie is a

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Speaker 1: cross for me. His name is Scotty landis he? Oh

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Speaker 1: oh he's the best. He's the best guy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take that. And that's KURTI b my homeboy

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Speaker 2: that I'm going up to Portland with to do a

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Speaker 2: Bananas live at like four p thirty sometime in April, I.

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Speaker 1: Think April April fifteenth.

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Speaker 2: Pal, I am so excited Portland, come on out to

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Speaker 2: the Helium Comedy Club do an afternoon with us. Then

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Speaker 2: back to watch Kurtie b Do stand up because that's

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Speaker 2: how much I love that guy. Yeah, uh, Kurt. How

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Speaker 1: You know there's one thing I'm always following. It's the

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Speaker 2: So it's so when this comes out, the super Bowl

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Speaker 2: We loved all of it, really and oh that commercial

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Speaker 2: I already that dog deserves his own show. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: You know, it's pretty great. Besides, everybody that listens to

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Speaker 1: The main thing about crypto is that, you know, you

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Speaker 1: So I was all years, I love a British pub.

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Speaker 1: Come on, because you know the pub isn't just a

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Speaker 1: I'm doing stand up the thirteenth, fourteenth, and fifteenth. I'll

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Alex.

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Speaker 1: Want way to go best in the biz. A pigeon

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Speaker 2: What do you do with that energy in prison? Chin?

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Speaker 3: Do you do?

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Speaker 1: While prisonst to have visitors, mall male, and drones are

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Speaker 1: In twenty seventeen, a homing pigeon carrying one hundred and

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Speaker 1: Absolutely A pigeon busted smuggling weed and cocaine into Lao Reforma,

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Speaker 2: How hard are you laughing? Not hard at all. It's

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Speaker 2: But there are practical implications besides running drugs. First of all,

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Speaker 2: a lot of these pigeons got through, excuse me, got through? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so for everyone they catch. How many of these pigeons

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Speaker 1: The main thing with that is that, sorry to cut

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's true, yeah right, It's not just like no,

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Speaker 2: every prison movie there's always one guy that has a

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Speaker 2: maybe that's referring to these real life drug mule pigeons.

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Speaker 2: I can see why everybody sent it to us. One

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Speaker 2: I mean three for the pigeons.

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Speaker 1: Rooting for the pigeons. I'm rooting for. Whoever is sewing

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Speaker 2: Jan Sport needs to step up and do just a funny,

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Speaker 2: a funny, novelty pigeon sized backpack for back to school

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Speaker 2: They're forty four ninety nine. They look roughly purple gray blue.

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Speaker 2: I would love, I would actually love to have and

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Speaker 2: maybe I'll hunt it down for you, an actual drug

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Speaker 2: smuggling pigeon backpack. Just don't display that seems like a

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Speaker 2: nice thing to put in a little frame and put

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Speaker 1: A perfect little glass cube display case with a pigeon backpack.

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Speaker 2: Some people like butterflies.

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Speaker 1: M God, damn it. I'd love that, all right.

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Speaker 2: I'll try to do it. If anybody out there is

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Speaker 1: It's gotta give me one.

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Speaker 2: Jessica Lynde sent this one in. I picked this one

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Speaker 1: Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: This was on today dot Com. Written by Megan Holahan

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Speaker 2: or Hulahan. Hulahan's more fun Probably Hulahan Holloway more common

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Speaker 2: fourteen year old has been sleeping outside for more than

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Speaker 1: Yes, I saw this one and I love this kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, This kid's cool. Isaac Ortman, fourteen years old, recently

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Speaker 2: He came in and said, there's a bear out there.

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Speaker 2: Isaac's dad, Andrew Ortman, forty eight. We gotta know these.

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Speaker 2: He was thirty four when he had this boy. You

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Speaker 2: Isaac recalls. I slept outside, and then in the over

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Speaker 1: I love the dad who was just like, listen, I

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Speaker 2: Sleep outside tonight. I'm forty eight, your mom is forty three.

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Speaker 2: Do the math. Get out of here. When we first

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Speaker 1: Yeah. At this point, especially in Minnesota, Duluth, Minnesota and

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Speaker 2: At this point, Isaac has no specific en date in mind.

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Speaker 2: Great attitude, Great attitude. Isaac, who is a boy scout,

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Speaker 1: Uh huh shout out to war bond at hammocks. I

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Speaker 2: He researched gear so that his hammock, sleeping bag and

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Speaker 2: He wound up preferring a company called Sierra Madre Research

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Speaker 2: that makes I mean, we know where Ciera Madre is.

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Speaker 2: Sierra Madre Research that makes camping gear and donates some

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Speaker 2: There are times when Isaac can't sleep in his hammock, though,

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Speaker 1: Ooh, he's a skater, folks, ladies, he's a bad boy.

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Speaker 2: Last spring. He had a cast after he broke his

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Speaker 2: He's even broken bones. But even his broken bones haven't

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Speaker 1: of his sleeping bag.

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Speaker 2: He does do it to cope with the freezing temperatures.

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Speaker 2: Isaac says, he uses the three ws of wicking, warmth

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00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: and weather. The wicking layers, the layer that pushes the

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Speaker 2: moisture and stuff to keep away from your body. The

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Speaker 2: warm layers your puffy coat. You get it. Some logistics

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00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 2: will make it tough for Isaac to keep up his

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Speaker 2: streak when his family goes on vacation or visics Isaac's grandparents,

444
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Speaker 2: for example, he always needs to plan ahead so he

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Speaker 2: can snooze out in the open air. Isaac is thinking,

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Speaker 2: I mean hawtin. Also, everybody loves this, like, yeah, one

447
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 2: last person inside the house. Yeah, it's great. One less

448
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Speaker 2: person peeing. Great.

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Speaker 1: If I had a backyard, I would do it all

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. Isaac is thinking ahead to when he'll be traveling

452
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Speaker 2: for the Boy Scout Jamboree, and eventually he will make

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Speaker 2: his way to Washington, d C. Where he says he

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Speaker 2: would love to camp on the White House lawn and

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Speaker 2: helps President Joe Biden will extend him in him invitation. Yes,

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Speaker 2: so that's his one wish. If he had one wish

457
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Speaker 2: right now, it would be for the President to ask

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Speaker 2: him to camp on the White House lawn. Isaac's dad said,

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Speaker 2: wouldn't that be neat? It would be a feel good

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Speaker 2: story for the nation. Oh, it would be a feel

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Speaker 2: good story for the nation. This guy and this kid

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Speaker 2: is Joe. Look, we know Joe Joey listens to the pod.

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Speaker 2: Big fan Joey b get the kid in the White

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Speaker 2: House lawn. Oh yes, sorry, Biden, you've been officially put

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Speaker 2: on notice by the Banana Boys. Anyways, I love this kid.

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Speaker 2: Great for this kid.

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Speaker 1: It's the best I actually went. I I'm having. I

468
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Speaker 1: have a big backpacking trip coming up from a birthday

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Speaker 1: where you're going going out Angel's National Forest my favorite

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Speaker 1: place to camp, and it's amazing. It's like the Angel's

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Speaker 1: National Forest. It is the unsung gem h of southern California.

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Speaker 1: People just don't talk about it. There's not even like

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Speaker 1: a book that like outlines all of the places you

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Speaker 1: can go, right and it is like, it breaks my

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Speaker 1: mind how gorgeous it is up there, and it's it's

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes from my home. I leave the house, I'm

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Speaker 1: at a trail where I see not another human being

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Speaker 1: for like an hour and a half. It's the best

479
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Speaker 1: I was out there today. I loved it so much.

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Speaker 2: You're doing Matt hikes. You're getting those legs working for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I needed to. I just got a new

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Speaker 1: under quilt from my hammock, so I needed to test

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Speaker 1: it out.

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Speaker 2: I assure. That's so fun. Well, that's good. Kurt's birthday

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Speaker 2: is February twenty second. That's right, base twenty second. There

486
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Speaker 2: you go. Got lucky on that that I started talking

487
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Speaker 2: without knowing the end. And so send them some love.

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Speaker 2: Ban animals. You know on Instagram they've bananas podcast. Let

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Speaker 2: them know that you give a hoot.

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Speaker 1: All right, you want one to send into the break here? Kid? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking at Punk. He's sleeping on my car.

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Speaker 2: Good for you, Punk, do your thing.

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Speaker 1: Here. It is VERA Cruz woman gets her last wish

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Speaker 1: a giant penis to adorn her grave.

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Speaker 2: Uh cool, uh so big. Well, we'll be back with

496
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 2: more hard to swallow news on bananas. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit my hair horn again.

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Speaker 1: All right, folks, we are back. Usually I kick it

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Speaker 1: right over to Scottie around here, but I wanted to

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Speaker 1: give a shout out. Please do Alex. Alex works at

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Speaker 1: the National Center for Reptile Welfare. About that which is

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00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: in looks like it's in the UK. Did not realize

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Speaker 1: that it's in Ash's Lane, Tonbridge in Kent, a real

504
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: hot spot, a real hotspot. And Alex sent us photograph

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Speaker 1: of two corn snakes they recently rescued, and their names

506
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: are Kurt and Scottie, huge honor. Thank you, Alex, thank God, well,

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00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: thank you for what you do. And everybody go and

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Speaker 1: donate a little money to the National Center for Reptile

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Speaker 1: Welfare because they have snakes in England too.

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Speaker 2: They have snakes in England too. That's their motto. Hey,

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00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 2: we got snakes in England too. Wow, that's great. I'm

512
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 2: so blessed to be a corn snake.

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00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome. I do have a few. I have

515
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Speaker 2: a ton. But we're recording. Are we recording Monday Wednesday? Wednesday?

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00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we don't know anymore. Uh, this is a

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Speaker 2: big one, kurdiebe Okay. We got to shout out a

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Speaker 2: Canadian banana bal Isabelle Cormier, who when I said we

519
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 2: should put dumb billboards in places that they don't belong

520
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: for the Bananas Podcast, she reached out, Yes, sir, I remember,

521
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 2: and so because I think she's like a billboard broker.

522
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 2: And we are officially our first bananas podcast. Billboard in

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Speaker 2: a Weird Place is going up in talk about hotspot Moncton,

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Speaker 2: New Brunswick, Canada. Kurt, Yes, the Big onedon Moncton, New Brunswick,

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00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 2: New Brunswick, is on the east side of things, northeast

526
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Speaker 2: of California. For sure.

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Speaker 1: I'm going right there right now.

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Speaker 2: So Bananimals. Our good friend ful Peralta Nicholas created the

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Speaker 2: design for us. It you will spot it. There's a

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Speaker 2: giant banana involved, and it is up there from the

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Speaker 2: end of February till the end of April. It's our

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00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 2: first but as a billboard in the middle of nowhere Junkin.

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Speaker 2: It's a pretty big town. It's the one that we

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00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 2: approved you and I and so it hasn't want to

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Speaker 2: see it in the world. Oh, it'll be up starting

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Speaker 2: February twenty six, I think. Okay, So if you're in

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00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: the Monkedin area for some reason and you're not frozen solid,

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00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: if you're wearing your wicking clothing, go take a pick

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00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: in front of it. It'll be cycling on a big

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Speaker 2: digital It's somewhere on main Street and something. But anyways,

541
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 2: shout out to Isabelle, shout out to Nicholas fal Peralta.

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00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: We really appreciate it.

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00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm looking at Moncton on the map right now,

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00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: and Moncton's just down the street from Shittick.

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00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So if you're up at Shittick, get yourdress

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00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 2: down to Moncton. And if you live in some small

547
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Speaker 2: town in the middle of the United States of America

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Speaker 2: and you think there's a perfect billboard, send it to us,

549
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: because we're going to do another one. It's too fun,

550
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 2: exactly right. Was very cool about us doing this, So

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Speaker 2: as long as we can afford to do it, we're

552
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: just gonna put them up everywhere. Uh, Seyanne is shouting

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00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 2: out her one year of sobriety. Oh, congrats, congrats, hard

554
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: to do, keep it going nice. If that kid can

555
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 2: sleep outside for a thousand days, you cannot drink for

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Speaker 2: a thousand days, go for it, Cheyenne, do you believe

557
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 2: in you? Uh, let's do one more here. Genevieve Millet

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Speaker 2: is simply art underscore by Genevieve. She draws pet portraits

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Speaker 2: and color pencil and she is fucking good at it. Yeah. So,

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Speaker 2: if you have a pet, or your partner has a pet,

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Speaker 2: or some of you in your family has a wonderful

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Speaker 2: dog or probably cat, mostly dogs, is what I saw

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Speaker 2: and you want hand drawn portrait of that beautiful beast,

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Speaker 2: go to Instagram. There is a link to her website

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Speaker 2: and it's a simply art underscore by Genevieve. She is

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Speaker 2: ban Animal. You can probably find her following us on

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Speaker 2: our Instagram. Her website is Genevieve Millet.

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Speaker 1: I believe that's or Mila maybe m I L L

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Speaker 1: E T dot R go get a portrait of your pooch? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know that reminds me of Laura and I used

571
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: to live in this apartment building in Los Angeles and

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Speaker 1: next door directly next door was an older gentleman, very

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Speaker 1: nice man who had crazy stories, but very nice and

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Speaker 1: was kind of like our little buddy in the halls.

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Speaker 1: You know. One day he's like, do you have a

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Speaker 1: photo of your dog? And we're like, where we can

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Speaker 1: get one? Yes, And he's like, could you give me one?

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00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: I want to make you something and we're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like what the is this gonna be?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And he comes back a couple of weeks later with

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Speaker 1: a a lacquered It's beautiful and confusing at the same time,

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Speaker 1: And that's why I love it's the most. It's the

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Speaker 1: perfect piece of art. So a like a piece of

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Speaker 1: a stump of a tree. Okay, that's maybe like an

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Speaker 1: inch thick, so beautifully lacquered, so you can see all

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Speaker 1: of the circles in the tree. You can see the

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Speaker 1: grain of the wood. Yes, right in the middle, lacquered

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Speaker 1: in there is a picture of Zelda.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's hilarious. I thought you were going somewhere else.

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00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: And then directly underneath that is just a clock with

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Speaker 1: an American flag on it. So because like all the elements,

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Speaker 1: it's very confusing when you look at it.

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Speaker 2: That's so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's gorgeous though. It's hung right up in our kitchen. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I hope he's hope he's doing well.

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Speaker 2: Boy, you picked the right audience, neighbor. I mean a

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Speaker 2: lot of people that would have gone right to the

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Speaker 2: free box at the next yard sale, but not Curtie,

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Speaker 2: B and Lauren. They'll hang that Zelda clock that's lacquered

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Speaker 2: on a dead tree. They love it.

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Speaker 1: It's beautiful, beautiful story.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. I would love to hear this story.

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Speaker 1: VERA Cruz woman gets her last wish a giant penis

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Speaker 1: to adorn her grave. Now i I'm looking at it.

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Speaker 1: First off, it's pink, it's stone, it's pink. I love that,

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Speaker 1: and it's probably it's on top of her mausoleum. The mausoleums,

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Speaker 1: probably eight feet tall, and then the penis extends I

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Speaker 1: would say maybe ten feet into the air, and it's

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Speaker 1: probably it is good. I don't know if you could

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Speaker 1: wrap your if you tried to hug it, I think

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Speaker 1: you would have a difficult time wrapping your arms round.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to find out. There's only one way

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Speaker 2: to find it out. Where is she in Mexico?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is from Mexico News Daily. This was by

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Speaker 1: Lydia Carrie. Thank you, Lydia. Vera Cruz woman gets her

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Speaker 1: last wish a giant penis to adorn her grave. A

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Speaker 1: Vera Cruz woman got her dying wish last Saturday when

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Speaker 1: a giant penis sculpture was erected.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean so good.

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Speaker 1: Atop her gravestone in Ignacious Zaragoza, Missantla Katerina or Dunia

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Speaker 1: called Dona Cat Donacott, my friends and family was surely

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Speaker 1: laughing at her grave as she often did in life.

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Speaker 1: According to her family, at the sight of onlookers taking

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Speaker 1: photos with the larger than life penis that now decorates

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Speaker 1: the local cemetery. Donacotta was known for her humor, sharp tongue,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes racy conversation, and I think now she's known

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Speaker 1: for putting a giant dick on top of her grave.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: She was a longtime political activist and can often be

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Speaker 1: found talking to local politicians, both during their campaigns and

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Speaker 1: after they won. She sounds awesome. Yes. According to her family,

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Speaker 1: she lamented the fact that there were so many public

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Speaker 1: monuments to politicians, lawyers, doctors, and teachers, but none to

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Speaker 1: the penis, a reproductive work she considered worthy of honor

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Speaker 1: and reverence. She even believed that the penis should have

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Speaker 1: its own holiday when its importance as a tool of

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Speaker 1: pleasure could be celebrated by all. I mean, we're in

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Speaker 1: favor of dick Day, but I think we have to

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Speaker 1: have we have to have pusstay and dick Day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean everything her family and they should be right

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00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: at the opposite ends of the of the calendar. That's right,

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Speaker 1: her family, thank you so much, Scotty.

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Speaker 2: I'm with you.

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00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: Her family said that Dounia Katta was never embarrassed by

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00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: talking about sex and didn't believe that others should be either.

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Speaker 1: The woman requested before she died that they erect the

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Speaker 1: penis sculpture top her grave to remind all who knew

649
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: her of her joyful and playful character in life.

650
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 2: I love this woman.

651
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: The sculpture, created by architect Isadiro Lavignette, was well received

652
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: by the cemetery. According to the family, they said they

653
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: knew of no other monument quite like it in another

654
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: cemetery in the country. I'm gonna say, in the world,

655
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: Ye Dounia Katerina. Katerina was born in nineteen twenty one

656
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: and lived to one hundred years old.

657
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: Interesting.

658
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: Interesting, you get to one hundred, you get to do

659
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: whatever you want. That's the rule.

660
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, your tombstone can look like anything you want. If

661
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: you hit a hondo, Yeah there you go. Oh yeah done, dick,

662
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 2: you got it. Boom boom, huge one too. She sounds

663
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 2: like a fun lady and she'd die a lot of

664
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: joy in her life. That's why she lived so damn long.

665
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 2: And she went out the way, you know, she went

666
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: out the way she came in for her, that's so fun.

667
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 2: My mom taught. My mom taught at my high school

668
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: or the high school I went to ye, but only

669
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 2: for like the last two years that I was there,

670
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: so I never had her as a teacher. And it

671
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 2: was a big enough school where I would rarely actually

672
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: see her. But I was at this one party, big

673
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: house party. It was my senior year, and there was

674
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: a junior who was drinking and we played sports together

675
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 2: and stuff, and he was just one of He was

676
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: really drunk and in front of everybody and I kind

677
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 2: of thrown the party together. But he's like, Scottie, your

678
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 2: mom taught me what the vaz deference is and then

679
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: started cracking up and everybody's laughing and all my friends

680
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 2: had no idea what that was.

681
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, and he was just like

682
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: she did because she taught sex edge help shoot.

683
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 2: Your mom told me what the vas deference is.

684
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, this is gonna be

685
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 1: a bit for one more time if your drunkenness.

686
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: So party goes on. He says a couple more times

687
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 2: or whatever. I wasn't mad or anything. It was just

688
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 2: like very funny that he even remembered the correct terminology exactly,

689
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 2: so because he was kind of a dumb guy. And

690
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: so I go upstairs to his bedroom. It's like a

691
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 2: three story house, huge house, and there's this guy that

692
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: I don't I wasn't like super close with, but we

693
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 2: were always like buds. And his name was his last

694
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 2: name was Ermin, so everybody called him Sperm and Ermin.

695
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 2: Of course, so he goes, do you want to shotgun

696
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 2: a beer? And I go sure, And so we're standing

697
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: out on this little deck off this bedroom, Me and

698
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 2: Sperm and Ermin. We shot on a couple of beers

699
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 2: and then right down below us there is that my

700
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 2: my former teammate, who is just drunk and stumbling around

701
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 2: and he's just out back so drunk. He's just yelling

702
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 2: at the sky and Sperm and Irman looks at me

703
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: and there's a styrofoam cooler and we open it up

704
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: and it's just full of ice water. At this point,

705
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: he goes, should we just dump it on him? So

706
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: we're sixty or seventy years old. I might have had

707
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: a little chip on my shoulder that night. You know,

708
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 2: nobody wants to get called out. So we lifted that thing.

709
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 2: We go to poor and it's styrofoam, so it just

710
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: snaps off in our hands. The entire thing falls thirty

711
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 2: feet lands directly on his head, and while he's screaming

712
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 2: at the sky, he's just starts screaming like high pitch,

713
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 2: like like so loud looks up. We just ducked back

714
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 2: and then never knew it was us, never saw who

715
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: it was. So to this day, that guy, if he's

716
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 2: still alive, he'll probably find out. But yeah we uh

717
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: you bring up a vas deferens around me and my mom.

718
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: You're gonna get twenty gallons of ice cold water and

719
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 2: a star from cooler dumped on your head at thirty feet.

720
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. I love that so much. It

721
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: is crazy, Like do they even do they sell those

722
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: styrofoam coolers still the best?

723
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah in the South and stuff they so star

724
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 2: from cups everywhere. We've lived on the coast too long.

725
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 2: Everything you think is banned is still the cheapest item

726
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: for sale in the entire rest of the country that's

727
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 2: not Denver, Minneapolis. Yeah, absolutely, styrofoam is king in half

728
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 2: the country. But those were so fun. Those coolers were like,

729
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 2: I mean, I get the appeal. It's like, oh shit,

730
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 2: we forgot a cooler. This one's ninety nine cents.

731
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: I do also remember something that I don't know if

732
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: exists anymore, actually is a beer ball. Do beer balls

733
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: still exist?

734
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes you do?

735
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I will tell you. I had such a

736
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: good time a beer ball like you. For those who

737
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: don't know, it's like, I don't know if a keg

738
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: has like one hundred and fifteen beers. And I think though,

739
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: it's like a mini beer ball is like a minikeg,

740
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: so it's like thirty five forty beers or something. Yeah,

741
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: I mean, and it's in a and it comes in

742
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: a cardboard box. But then if you open the cardboard

743
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: box up inside, it's actually a big plastic ball yep.

744
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: And once it's emp d you can kick it and

745
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: it will go. It's amazing. It's amazing how far it

746
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: will fly. And I don't know why, maybe because we

747
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: were teenagers, but but Chris used to tell us this

748
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: story that what they would do. Our buddy Chris was

749
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: he was a garbage truck dude for for many years

750
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: and for Avon, New Jersey, and what they would do

751
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: is if someone had a beer ball, they would go.

752
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: They would bring the garbage truck. They would hold the

753
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: beer ball, and they go over and put the garbage

754
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: truck on one side of the Avon Municipal Building, which

755
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: is a massive building, probably about a football field long

756
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: and probably about you know, like I don't know, one

757
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: hundred two hundred feet wide, yep, it seemed like two

758
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: three stories. And then they would put the beer ball.

759
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: They would lower the I don't the scoop, yeah, scoop

760
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: back of the of the of the of the garbage truck.

761
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: Put the beer ball so that it just like like

762
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: like a quarter of it was in between the scoop

763
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: and the bottom lip of the garbage truck, and then

764
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: close it and as it closed it, it would just

765
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: squeeze it enough that it would go boom, and it

766
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: would shoot out of the garbage truck and shoot over

767
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: the municipal building and land in the yard, like the

768
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: lawn of the municipal building that's probably like four hundred

769
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: yards or something like.

770
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like a big tiddly wink like just

771
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: or it's like when you hold like a pumpkin seat

772
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 2: or something in your thumb and your index fing and

773
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: you squeeze it and you just yeah, that is so funny.

774
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: There was a people used to make fun of actors

775
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 2: for being like method actors or like getting two into

776
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 2: their roles. But it's stuff like that, like if you

777
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 2: were playing a garbage man and you rode around with

778
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 2: Avon by the sea, garbage guys for like a week,

779
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 2: like that is something you would never have envisioned happening.

780
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 2: And then you would take that with you into your performance,

781
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 2: like you're picking up trash all the time. But then

782
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 2: there's all this fun stuff like yeah, I remember, like

783
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 2: you find like weird treasures. Sometimes people throw things away

784
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 2: that are actually really cool and valuable. Yeah.

785
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: He would also say another thing that and then this

786
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: is amazing, and it shocks me to this to the

787
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: core to this day. Is that because the job obviously sucked,

788
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: so they would you know, drink a lot on the job,

789
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: of course. And one thing they would do is after

790
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: they made they would take a load to the dump,

791
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: drop it at the dump. So it means they had

792
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: an empty garbage truck right then they would come back.

793
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: Someone would grab a you know, a case of beer

794
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: at at Oh what was it called. It was called

795
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: like the Ron Diddally, the like the RONA. I don't

796
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: it's some car. No, it was the Ron John, I

797
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: don't know, Captain Ron's. Maybe it was Captain Ron's. We'll

798
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: go with a great movie bar slash liquor store in

799
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: Bellmar and uh and they buy a case of beer

800
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 1: and then parking back of this this famous ice cream

801
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: store called Hoffman's Beautiful. Open, open the the scoop. Everyone

802
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: would get inside, Yeah, the scooping up so no one

803
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: could see them, and then drink in case of and

804
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 1: the you know what it smells like in there? You summertime?

805
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, god, it makes me want to vomit.

806
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 2: It's the best. That's great stuff. Though I know that's

807
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 2: so specific. I know it's so specific, but it does inform.

808
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 2: It's fun. They're also having a great time. Here's one.

809
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: This was Jessica McRee who kind of talked me into it.

810
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: At first, I was like, this is so gross, why

811
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 2: would you do this to me? And then we read

812
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 2: it more and she sold me on it. So thank

813
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 2: you Jessica for being my rock. This was in the

814
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 2: New York Post, which we think is poop poo and stinky,

815
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 2: but written by Ben cost who is the best and

816
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: the biss Ben gets. Ben gets a lot of airplay

817
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 2: on bananas because Ben Costs clearly they're like oddities. Send

818
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 2: it to Ben. He'll pipe anything. Thank you, Ben, you

819
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: really are the best in the beeswax surgeons. You know.

820
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 2: It's a good article. When it starts with surgeons, m H.

821
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 2: Surgeons extract condom wrapped banana, man eight in hormonal rage,

822
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 2: hormonal rage, and they say women are too emotional. Was

823
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 2: he trying to get some sexual peeling?

824
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: I mean that's not a good I have to make

825
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: a jump. You have to make a jump there. I

826
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: was like, sexual healing.

827
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: Yes, yes that's but then just write it when he

828
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 2: gets that feeling he needs sexual peeling, just do the

829
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 2: whole thing. So we go, Ben, come on, man, medium

830
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: mist in the biz. Right now, he'll redeem himself. I

831
00:44:55,560 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: love this guy, a thirty four year old man. Again,

832
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 2: we love naming ages in journalism. I guess it does

833
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 2: give you context.

834
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: I guess it gives you context. And if, like, if

835
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: you don't know the person, it is one thing we

836
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: can now without having.

837
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 3: To know more.

838
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: Yes, he survived this long is what we can take

839
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 2: away from that detail. Yeah he's not a teenager, right,

840
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 2: because then you go, ah, kids say the darnest things.

841
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: Yeah they're going to be swallowing condom filth every which way.

842
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: But in condoms.

843
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 2: A thirty four year old man had to be hospitalized

844
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 2: after eating a banana wrapped in a condom. In a

845
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 2: fit of rage, which resulted in a serious bowel blockage.

846
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 2: That made it.

847
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: It was it was going the distance that must have

848
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: He must have been uncomfortable for a very long time

849
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: before he went to the emergency room.

850
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 2: Yes, and emotionally, maybe his whole adult life. Yeah. A

851
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 2: case study describing his banana's contraceptive calamity deemed to be

852
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: the world's first case of its kind. Wow, I know,

853
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 2: was publisher.

854
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: I know.

855
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: That's why I did this one, because it's like, yeah,

856
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: he is a trendsetter, he is a trailblazer. Was in

857
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 2: published earlier this week in the journal Curious.

858
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: We know more about the journal Curious, and it's spelled

859
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 1: to see you are e us like cure like cure us.

860
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we should subscribe to Curius.

861
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, fudbud.

862
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 2: The bizarre case came to light after the unidentified patient

863
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 2: Yeah I bet he didn't just slap his id down

864
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 2: walking in the er. Uh, send it to Curious patient

865
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 2: while had reported to the hospital after experience at abdominal pain, nausea,

866
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: and vomiting. Meanwhile, he wasn't able to tolerate any food

867
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 2: or drink, and hadn't had a bowel movement in over

868
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: twenty four hours. That's not that long. Yeah, not crazy,

869
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 2: not crazy. Uh. Doctors performed a CT scan, which revealed

870
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 2: the poor soul had a condom wrapped banana obstructing his

871
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: small intestine.

872
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you did, but yeah, couldn't make it

873
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: around that bend.

874
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: Of all the foods, bananas kind of have a condom

875
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: on it already. Their whole thing is they're already pre covered,

876
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 2: you know.

877
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you had n't put it in a condom,

878
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: your body probably would have digested it.

879
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 2: I'm hoping so m doctors performed. We already said that

880
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 2: the patient, who had reportedly had a history of depression,

881
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 2: not good. We We're sorry about that. Copped to swallowing.

882
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: Here we go.

883
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 2: Ben costs the prophylatic prophylactic covered fruit in a fit

884
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 2: of quote hormonal rage end quote, the inadvertent fur The

885
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 2: inadvertent fruit mule was subsequently rushed into surgery. I mean,

886
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 2: Ben is just huge swings where doctors were able to

887
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: remove it from his poop shoot. It literally says, we're

888
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 2: that So New York posts.

889
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: It does you're allowed to say poop shoot?

890
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: It says poop shoot in print it says the inadvertent

891
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: fruit mule was subsequently rushed into surgery, where doctors were

892
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: able to remove it from his poop shoot. That is

893
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 2: what it says. My mom was a big.

894
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: Fan of poop shoot, and I wonder if it's a

895
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: I can't imagine it because she was a nurse. I

896
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: can't imagine it's a technical term.

897
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: No, it's a good way to say it. Though.

898
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: It's a good it is. It's clean. I think I

899
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: might start using it with my kids.

900
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Accompanying photos snapped post extraction show the contraceptive swaddled

901
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: bruised fruit next to a pair of surgical tongs, and

902
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 2: it does. That's why I almost said no to Jessica.

903
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 2: I was like what. I was like, what did the

904
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 2: banana boys do to you that you would send us

905
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 2: the grossest thing on earth? Because I thought he stuck

906
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 2: it up. And then when I read the article and

907
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 2: I realized he swallowed it, I was like, Okay, so

908
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 2: you know it was an exit.

909
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining the hormonal rage.

910
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

911
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: That involves getting a condom, unrolling the condom, and he's

912
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: just angrily looking around, like what am I putting in

913
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: this condom and then he just grabs whatever he sees

914
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: the banana, shove it in, tie it up, and then

915
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: the I imagine it's almost like have you ever seen

916
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: like like the March of the Penguins or something sure

917
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: where the mom penguin comes back after months of being

918
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: at sea and it has all that fish, Yeah, that

919
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: fish in its little pocket for the baby, and then

920
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: just like and then the little baby piges like that

921
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: is how the only thing I can imagine it was

922
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 1: like in a hormonal rage of like shoving it down

923
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: his throat full the whole thing, whole thing, whole thing,

924
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: the swallowing. Must have been saving it for later, is

925
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: what you're saying. He was planning ahead, Yeah, yeah, because

926
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: he or look, we don't know. Maybe he was going somewhere.

927
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 1: Maybe he was going somewhere he could not bring that banana.

928
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 2: But he knew he was gonna want to. No other

929
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 2: podcast is coming at it from that angle, So maybe

930
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 2: he knows something we don't know. There's currently a Chinese

931
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: balloon floating over the country. Maybe this unidentified thirty four

932
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 2: year old hormonal guy just said, you know what, we're

933
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: gonna need potassium when the world ends, who's the idiot now?

934
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: Then wait until I pass this banana, and then I'm

935
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: gonna eat it.

936
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: The man was dis charged three days. They deni on

937
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 2: him after the potassium balloon's removal, whereupon he recovered to

938
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 2: the point where he could eat and poop without issue.

939
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 2: I'm guessing out of his poop shoot. Two weeks after

940
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: the operation, he was tolerating a low fiber diet without

941
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 2: nausea vomiting, the report said, and he had returned normal

942
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 2: balve movements and his pain was well controlled. They added.

943
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: Six months after that he continued to endorse normal valve

944
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: This is why we got to get curious. This is good. Yeah,

945
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 2: doctors sprint to their mailbox when Curious is being delivered.

946
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 2: Was he able to endorse normal bow patterns and diet, Yes.

947
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: He was.

948
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 2: He was able to slowly resume his active lifestyle. And

949
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 2: active lifestyle could have been in quotes there, It wasn't

950
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 2: and had no other major concerns. This marked here's the

951
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 2: interesting part. This is what really pushed me over the edge.

952
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: Besides Jessica my Rock, this marked the first known instant

953
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 2: of someone swallowing a banana in a condom. Per The

954
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: study authors noted that small ballel obstructions are rare and

955
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: usually usually result from the ingestion of drug filled condoms

956
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 2: to smuggle illicit drugs. Big drug episode, This one classic

957
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 2: use a pigeon, you ding dongs. This isn't the first

958
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 2: time has swallowed an unusual object, however, I mean that's

959
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 2: a sucky ass sentence. Yeah, no shit. Earlier this month,

960
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 2: doctors were flabbergasted after discovering that a four year old's

961
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 2: colicky pain turned out to be caused by a magnetic

962
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: bracelet he had swallowed.

963
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: Uh huh, my kids have those magnet magnet balls.

964
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 2: Oh is that what that is?

965
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, So essentially, like the balls get you can swallow

966
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: one and then if you swallow the other one, like

967
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: one goes like can go around the curve of your

968
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 1: small intestine, the other one there and then it feels

969
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: it and then it connects through the walls of this

970
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 1: and testine.

971
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 2: I'm just not great. Yeah.

972
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: Now, these kids are putting everything in their mouth, so

973
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: I'm always just like, don't swallow that.

974
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 2: That is that does seem As a non parent, it

975
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 2: seems like the first six years of their life you

976
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 2: just tell them not to put things in their mouth

977
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 2: that they shouldn't, especially the first three that seems like serious.

978
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 2: Everything goes in your mouth time it is.

979
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: And then right after that you're just always constantly nagging

980
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: them about absolutely everything. The other day, Gus just walked

981
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: over very casually and threw Olive's shoe in the toilet.

982
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 2: That's science. Baby just walked up, looked her.

983
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: In the eye, threw the shoe and the toilet, walked away,

984
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: and I was obviously he got in trouble, but okay,

985
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: but uh, gotta respect.

986
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 2: The boldness performance are that. That is a future that

987
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 2: kid will be in moment ten years doing that to

988
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 2: world leaders and we'll be like, whoa, yes, get it.

989
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: Gush, Oh my god, that was what they One more

990
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 1: Gust's story and then I'll let you tell your story.

991
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 2: Uh love this. Here we were, we were.

992
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: At the front gate. We're on our way to go

993
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: to the market. Gus is in a stroller and a

994
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: guy we don't know with a kid is walking by.

995
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: We pretty much know everybody in our neighborhood with kids.

996
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: New guy with kids. New guy would stop chatting with

997
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: him for a little bit, and the chat had reached

998
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: the point of a stranger chat where it was like

999
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: it's time to move on. Yeah, we're saying, hey, nice

1000
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: to see you, but we neither of us had moved on.

1001
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: It was going too long. And at the exact right moment,

1002
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 1: Gus from the from his stroller just went, I need

1003
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: to go away. We were like, yeah, that's our cue.

1004
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 2: From the cheap seats. Thank you, said you gave him

1005
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 2: a lollipop right after that. Well done, boy. No, I

1006
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 2: I went to dinner. Excuse me. I went to lunch

1007
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 2: two days ago with a friend of mine. Been friends

1008
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,919
Speaker 2: with her forever, and we're eating lunch and I called

1009
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: her out on something that I've been secretly thinking about

1010
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: for I don't know, fifteen years or so. She is

1011
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 2: a secret picky eater and has gotten away with it

1012
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 2: for so long because she does this thing that I

1013
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 2: don't think our other friends in the friend group notice,

1014
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 2: we will order something. Oh, Kurt is rising, His standing

1015
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: desk is rising. That desk has been a real game

1016
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 2: changer for you.

1017
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: I had to stand up. I had to stand up

1018
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: for these last couple.

1019
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 2: They really are good.

1020
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: Though.

1021
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 2: Standing desks are great. We highly recommend them. On the pot.

1022
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 2: That would be a funny sponsor to get that. We

1023
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 2: just suddenly are like Anderson's standing desks.

1024
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love a standing desk sponsor.

1025
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: I would get another one. I'll put it behind me.

1026
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 2: Put them everywhere. So, my friend, I've been wondering this,

1027
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 2: and I've started like clocking it secretly a pickie eater,

1028
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 2: which in New York and LA, it's kind of tough

1029
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: to be picky eater because all of us go out

1030
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 2: and just order the craziest things that we can possibly

1031
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: order all the time.

1032
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: Get the calf heart.

1033
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the calf art here is so good. Like

1034
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 2: you and I are bored with oysters. We've eaten so

1035
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 2: many oysters in our life. Where now somebody brings it up,

1036
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 2: it's like you might as well just offer us a

1037
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: piece of wonderbread. We're like, yeah, we've had them, We've

1038
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 2: had enough to feed a whale. We're not interested. We're snobs.

1039
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: So but I noticed she did this thing. I'm talking

1040
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 2: fifteen years of friendship that no matter what you want

1041
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 2: to order, she agrees, She'll be like, yes, so you go,

1042
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 2: let's get calf heart. Well, we'll pick something less offensive,

1043
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 2: so let's get mini corn on the cop nobody can

1044
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 2: be offended by that. She'll go, yes, oh my god,

1045
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 2: that sounds so good, and then she'll order something kind

1046
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 2: of plain, a chicken sandwich, per se. And then this

1047
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 2: is what I noticed, and this is what I called her.

1048
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 2: It was just us at lunch two days ago. When

1049
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 2: the when the food comes that she clearly doesn't want,

1050
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 2: she grabs it right away and takes a bite and

1051
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 2: every time goes, oh my god, that is so fucking good,

1052
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 2: and then never eats it again. And they just eats

1053
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 2: her meal. So if you get two of us six,

1054
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,959
Speaker 2: she'll do it twice. Oh yum, Oh, this is so good.

1055
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,879
Speaker 2: This is so fucking good. And the only reason I've

1056
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 2: picked up on it over the years is because I

1057
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 2: always end up there like do you want any of

1058
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: this stuff to go? And I'm like, it's always the

1059
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 2: shared stuff that I can tell she doesn't like. Yeah,

1060
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 2: And so I called her out and I was like,

1061
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 2: do you not like any of this food? She goes,

1062
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: what do you mean? I go, you took two bites

1063
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 2: of that said it was oh, so fucking good, and

1064
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 2: then you didn't need another bite of it, and she's like,

1065
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: I didn't like it. I was like it's okay not

1066
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: to like it. She goes, I can't believe you're calling

1067
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 2: me out like this. When I was like, well, I'm

1068
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 2: gonna pay for lunch, but this is stuff. I was like,

1069
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 2: you don't need to lie to me. She's like, Okay,

1070
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 2: good I was. She's like, have you been like? She

1071
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 2: was like, have you been wondering this? I was like yes,

1072
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 2: I was like for the past few times we've gone out,

1073
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 2: there's always left over food. It's always something you say

1074
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 2: you love and then take one bite of and then

1075
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 2: ignore for the rest of the meal. So anyways, so

1076
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: all our picky eater ban animals out there, it works.

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Speaker 1: It works works. You will trick people for a very

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Speaker 1: long time, fifteen years, you could trick them. And I

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Speaker 1: pay attention to everything he really does, folks. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you listen to this podcast. You know how much Scottie

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Speaker 1: pays attention and it it was I was just always

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Speaker 1: on the assumption because we sharing food is the best

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Speaker 1: thing the friends can do.

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Speaker 2: And it's just like, oh, she's happy with this meal.

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Speaker 2: Oh she's with these these clams. Oh she loves them.

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Speaker 2: Weird that she ate one and didn't go back to

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Speaker 2: them after exclaiming that they're should be hung from the rafters.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send.

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Speaker 2: Us home with one that for us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be easy peasy. This was sent in

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Speaker 1: by uh. I think it's either Mahia, Helena Mahia or

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Speaker 1: Amagia pretty name. This was in The Guardian and I'm

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Speaker 1: not even gonna read the whole thing because the details

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Speaker 1: are pretty much here. Got it in the title Dancers

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Speaker 1: flash mob Funeral with another one bites the Dust Perfect.

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Speaker 1: It was written by Matthew Weaver in the in The Guardian,

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Speaker 1: and the little tag here is Sandy Wood had requested

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Speaker 1: the stunt as a part of her ceremony, which also

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Speaker 1: included a pink coffin marked with the words going out

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Speaker 1: in Style. And there's an interview with the dancers like

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Speaker 1: literally they were hired, no one knew them, so they

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Speaker 1: were strangers at this stranger's funeral. And then they had

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Speaker 1: like come in and then like sit as if they're mourners. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then at a certain point someone like pulled out

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Speaker 1: a jam box and hit and then they had to

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Speaker 1: all get up and then do a like a choreographed dance. Amazing,

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Speaker 1: terrifying for the dancers, but really beautiful.

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Speaker 2: What a way to go out. And this episode Drugs

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Speaker 2: and Deaths and a kid sleeping in a hammock.

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Speaker 1: We really covered a lot of territory and a banana

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Speaker 1: and a condo and a banana in a condoms swallow animals.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 1: And I think the title of this one is going

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Speaker 1: to be Drugs, death and condom Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Sounds good to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't ring up.

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Speaker 2: We'll work on it.

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Speaker 1: We're workshop well, worship call it. Thank you to Ky Levin,

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Speaker 1: our producer. Thank to Lisa Maggott, our producer. Thank you

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Speaker 1: to everyone. It exactly right. Thank you to you, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to Kurt. We didn't name a banana of

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Speaker 2: the week, so we're giving it to you. You're the

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Speaker 2: banana of the week for picking the Super Bowl winners

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Speaker 2: so accurately this year. Curtie b banana of the week

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Speaker 2: for picking the Super Bowl winner that he definitely knew

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Speaker 2: had happened. Oh, I mean follow stuck truck Hill on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Stuck truck Hill. It's a It's been registered as a

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Speaker 2: landmark in Los Angeles. We're going to hit a thousand followers.

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Speaker 2: It's incredible and company to stud Stuck Truck Hill on

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Speaker 2: Google Maps. Brana Bananas, the podcast Bananas Bananas is an

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Speaker 2: exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern