Speaker 1: And Nelson Mandela being like, where's winning? I showed me
Speaker 1: my Winnie or whatever the fuck you would say right now.
Speaker 2: He just misses his wife. I think he just misses
Speaker 2: this girl. Man. You know, yeah, he got that phantom
Speaker 2: dick effect. He just want to you want to say, whinny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know he spent years away from that thing. I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: He was in jail doing push ups mad like, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to see my girl.
Speaker 2: Man, y'all fucking with me when he's probably cooking tonight.
Speaker 1: Damn family was like, stupid, damn man.
Speaker 2: She makes some fish super anyway. Yeah, chips in your quals,
Speaker 2: racist o money h turkey stuff. Can't tell me you
Speaker 2: can't keep an old lady because you keep fucking of
Speaker 2: friends on. Welcome to another episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive the deep into the
Speaker 1: pockets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we work to prove the conspiracy that Jamal Murray
Speaker 2: is in fact the bastard offspring of Maximus Murray, aired
Speaker 2: to the Murray's hair grease fortune. Cast out to Canada,
Speaker 2: forced to live a life with his white mother and
Speaker 2: assumingly Inuit stepfather, decided he will get good at the
Speaker 2: one game his father Baximis's love basketball, and he will
Speaker 2: come back and throw it in his face.
Speaker 1: A game where the hair grease doesn't matter, that the
Speaker 1: grease ain't playing a factor in how you can.
Speaker 2: Hoop at all. What I'm trying to say here, it's
Speaker 2: nugs and for I'm David Warden, woof, that is me.
Speaker 1: You don't even respect these boys. I'm Likeston Kerman and
Speaker 1: I'm shocked.
Speaker 2: Hey, we wanted home, we won Bears. That's all you
Speaker 2: need to do to win more and everything we've done,
Speaker 2: all the things we need to do. My MVP is white.
Speaker 2: I hate to say it. Listen, do I love that
Speaker 2: my team has maybe not the most psycho local guys. Yeah?
Speaker 2: I wish we had a lot of fun guys, but
Speaker 2: you know what they are good at basketball?
Speaker 1: Listen, Michael Porter Junior is real hard to roof for.
Speaker 1: But oh, are you telling me, man, boy? Is that
Speaker 1: boy good at basket?
Speaker 3: Pretty much a fucking copy When the fucking pandemic was
Speaker 3: that it's height and he was like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be one of two people in the league who doesn't kneel.
Speaker 1: It was like god, damn man, you really you really
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck?
Speaker 2: H man. We were so good in the bubble. That's
Speaker 2: just what I try to remember. We were so good
Speaker 2: in the bubble.
Speaker 1: And partly because he wouldn't kneel down. He was so
Speaker 1: he wasn't having to get back up like the mother Boy.
Speaker 2: Because he has back problems. I didn't even want to
Speaker 2: draft him and I was like, he has a back
Speaker 2: injury that never you never come back from that.
Speaker 1: He has a back injury from carrying white Jesus's cross
Speaker 1: on it for all these years.
Speaker 2: So we're finally there. You know, it's been a long
Speaker 2: it's a long time. It's been a long time time
Speaker 2: because a long time since we've been playing this good.
Speaker 2: I just I wish you the best, I truly do.
Speaker 2: But it's just like a don't meet your hero situation,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, where it's like what if
Speaker 2: you got everything you asked for? Fun? You know what
Speaker 2: I mean? That's what it is.
Speaker 1: This is what I think the ending of that uh,
Speaker 1: that movie where the Beatles aren't real feels.
Speaker 2: Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah no. It definitely feels
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna learn some kind of Adam Sandler lesson
Speaker 2: behind him. Yes, this is my this is my happy Gilmore,
Speaker 2: this is this is Groundhog's day.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to relive this championship every single day
Speaker 1: only to discover something awful on the back end.
Speaker 2: And you get the lesson. It's definitely be careful what
Speaker 2: you wish for. Like you cut to me after the
Speaker 2: two thousand and nine Western Conference Finals when we lost
Speaker 2: the Lakers. I don't think we should have thought it
Speaker 2: was calls and me on a couch to wear like
Speaker 2: I would do anything for the Nuggets to win. I
Speaker 2: don't care who we get. And then you flash.
Speaker 1: Forward and then you've empowered up Bill Cosby as your.
Speaker 2: Say, you know you got a white m VP. This
Speaker 2: is I feel like I did this. I did this
Speaker 2: to us.
Speaker 1: Your starting five is just horrific. Horrific people.
Speaker 2: No, they're not all bad, man. Come on, man, is
Speaker 2: it Casey B Yeah? Man? Anyways, how you doing? I'm
Speaker 2: doing well.
Speaker 1: We we have a conspiracy theory. It's a lengths in
Speaker 1: a David episode where we have a conspiracy theory that
Speaker 1: we've been sitting on for a little while. It's it's
Speaker 1: a rare TikTok find is where this conspiracy comes from,
Speaker 1: which I don't think. We often are sifting through the
Speaker 1: the tiktoks to be able to find shit much less.
Speaker 2: No one, this is Olivia? Fine? Right? No?
Speaker 1: I think I think someone sent it to me. I
Speaker 1: can't remember how I stumbled upon it. I think a
Speaker 1: fan may have sent and I apologize for not having
Speaker 1: that offhand, but a fan sent us a video of
Speaker 1: a woman claiming, well, we should just play the video.
Speaker 2: Play the video.
Speaker 4: Yeah, our leaders, our ancestors who fought the wars of
Speaker 4: resistance their heads. There remains are sitting in jazz throughout Europe,
Speaker 4: and the same people have the audacity to come to
Speaker 4: Africa and talk to us about human rights. But what's
Speaker 4: even more disturbing is that we entertain them and we
Speaker 4: don't remind them of these skeletons in their closet.
Speaker 1: Okay, So just so we're clear, the premise here is
Speaker 1: my mama told me, can hear are being kept in
Speaker 1: European jars? Would that be correct? Would you agree with
Speaker 1: that statement?
Speaker 2: I think if you had to, I think if you
Speaker 2: had to put it into yeah, I think that is
Speaker 2: a succinct way to say what she is saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, Yeah, that's right, that's right. That
Speaker 2: feels right, that feels right, that feels right.
Speaker 1: I wonder where you live inside of this, how how
Speaker 1: bought in? When you watch the video? What was your reaction?
Speaker 1: What is your reaction?
Speaker 2: Now? Walk us through your feelings. Much like the twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three Denver nuggets, I don't want At first, I
Speaker 2: didn't want it, like and then I realized that I
Speaker 2: had to, Like, Ah, I got you.
Speaker 1: You understand what you silly fucking lady? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Is the first what you want to be
Speaker 1: able to say? And then it's like, oh, so what
Speaker 1: am I saying? That I trust all these European whites
Speaker 1: and what they've done with us? No, I don't, I like,
Speaker 1: do I think it's possible?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, I don't fucking trust these guys. I don't
Speaker 2: know what they do with their fucking eyes wide chut parties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it.
Speaker 1: You know, we we literally have evidence of like medieval
Speaker 1: times where they would like chop a person's head off
Speaker 1: and put it on a steak. And I don't think
Speaker 1: that current white people are that much better.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't think that that's like far from the
Speaker 1: type of ship that they would be willing to do.
Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, you probably got some some niggaheads
Speaker 1: and jars, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know what they're
Speaker 2: doing with them. That's what I worry about. I think
Speaker 2: they drink the juice. I think.
Speaker 1: I think they drink the juice like it's like exotic,
Speaker 1: fermentedhad you.
Speaker 2: Know, I get that. That's why they have they they've
Speaker 2: developed certain powers. Yeah, like whit. Swedish people are so
Speaker 2: good at pop music. Yeah, they just got habit all
Speaker 2: on their own without sipping some without sipping some fucking
Speaker 2: warrior juice. You think they just went up there and
Speaker 2: they just invented dancing queen.
Speaker 1: Without sipping a little Somali You don't think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, they got suited up to Zulum.
Speaker 1: It was crushing congo heads and and fucking came up
Speaker 1: with ab We know what the fucking you.
Speaker 2: Know how you got there? We think you think you
Speaker 2: invented pristine punk music.
Speaker 1: You man, I've heard your accent. You ain't making nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the fucking dancing queen. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: fucking only seventeen get out of here. That's from my people.
Speaker 2: That's from head juice. You sipped a little head Jude,
Speaker 2: You sipped a little head juice just enough, just enough
Speaker 2: to give you that little bit of flavor, and then
Speaker 2: you went come on. Because they've got all kinds of outliers,
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people. I think Jack Carlow
Speaker 2: might have got some head juice. I think I.
Speaker 1: Don't think Jack Harlow got any head juice. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's nearly as talented as.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: He's just a nice guy, and we're like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: he's handsome, a terrible guy. Yeah he ain't the worst,
Speaker 1: but I don't think he got no head juice. I
Speaker 1: think Eminem had had juice for a while.
Speaker 2: See, I don't think Eminem had any head juice.
Speaker 1: I think Eminem had a big old swig of head
Speaker 1: juice and then he.
Speaker 2: Stopped sipping it. On this, I'm glad you said this.
Speaker 2: We can't act like Eminem was always not an outlier.
Speaker 2: Have you listened to that first album. It's the delirious
Speaker 2: rents rantings of a child who was bully. It's not
Speaker 2: like it's bars, but it's not like in the traditional sense.
Speaker 2: He was always a little freak weirdough you know who
Speaker 2: Eminem was. You ever know a white kid when you
Speaker 2: were a child who had a rat tail and a
Speaker 2: cool adge team, live and like light all the time,
Speaker 2: lied all the time, was like my grandpa has a gun.
Speaker 2: That's that who he was. Man, he was the last
Speaker 2: white kid to get picked up at black kid daycare.
Speaker 2: Who he was because his bomb worked late at the
Speaker 2: goddamn seven eleven and sometimes she would let him drink
Speaker 2: night train. That's who Eminem was.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that, despite your judgment of his character, and
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with your assessment of his character, I'm
Speaker 1: saying that that the motherfucker was moving and shaking in
Speaker 1: a way that for nineteen ninety whatever it was, eight nine,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh this this is this is a talent.
Speaker 1: I think we pretend like he wasn't a talent. I
Speaker 1: didn't say I don't think he was talented.
Speaker 2: I'm saying I don't think he's I don't think I
Speaker 2: think he I think he wraps in the way that
Speaker 2: a white guy would. I don't think that he's talented
Speaker 2: in the way that I think he was sipping that juice.
Speaker 1: So you think so you're saying there was nothing exceptional
Speaker 1: about the work that he was doing.
Speaker 2: I think it was exceptional. I'm saying I don't think
Speaker 2: it is exceptional in a way where he got it
Speaker 2: from black people. I think it's a talent all his own. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I believe that the head juice gives you black people talent.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe that's what I thought we were talking about.
Speaker 1: I think it gives you black people exceptionalism. I don't
Speaker 1: think it necessarily gives you the specific skill of a
Speaker 1: black person. I don't think it's like those from Space
Speaker 1: Jam type shit. I think it's more of just like
Speaker 1: it gives you a strength and they know how that
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have had it in your regular white body.
Speaker 2: See interesting because I thought of it as an aliens
Speaker 2: from space Jam, like they were literally taking the talent of.
Speaker 1: Foregads that there were like four dudes in Philly singing
Speaker 1: about dancing Queen and that such put them suckers and
Speaker 1: jars and then drank the head juice and boom.
Speaker 2: And that's how. And then somebody drank that wane and then.
Speaker 1: And then somebody drank the dude who had a cane
Speaker 1: and and it didn't work out for them. Wan Ye
Speaker 1: was my favorite one who had the lip. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: yan Ye was Yye. I believe it's who you're thinking
Speaker 1: of with the lip.
Speaker 2: I was a big jan Ye guy. I think it
Speaker 2: was Sean Michael jan Ye. Sean was skinny, high top fade. Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean's the one that I think has had the
Speaker 1: most success outside of the group, although wan Ye arguably
Speaker 1: during the nineties he was going crazy.
Speaker 2: He was fucking Mosha who the one who was the
Speaker 2: one who was like, I want to go back even
Speaker 2: can we go back?
Speaker 1: That's the nigga with the glasses and I always forget
Speaker 1: his name. It's like Robert Oh. I like the glasses too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the glasses dude. And then who is also? You
Speaker 2: know who else I liked was in all the Philly
Speaker 2: Steaks you could eat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So that's no, that's
Speaker 1: the deep boys, dude. That's yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Yeah, say all the Phillys you can eat.
Speaker 2: I treaded all the spokes in the world. Don't let
Speaker 2: your wife find that, man. She might not let you
Speaker 2: take that off.
Speaker 1: Gonna be like, Hey, that's how you talk now?
Speaker 2: Around here.
Speaker 1: But no, I believe Michael was the deep voice one
Speaker 1: and he's the one that was Eventually the group and
Speaker 1: him parted ways.
Speaker 2: They don't fuck with each other no more. Oh really
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess he was like not really into
Speaker 1: it and pretty unprofessional and so like, I think it
Speaker 1: reached the point where they were all like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: we were gonna keep making our ship and maybe you
Speaker 1: should just take that elsewhere.
Speaker 2: Man, if I got kicked out of Poison Man, you
Speaker 2: would never hear the end of it. I would bro
Speaker 2: if they kicked me out of Boys to Men, I
Speaker 2: would be screaming it.
Speaker 1: That would just be every episode we do is like,
Speaker 1: why the fuck am I not still in Boys to Men?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't talk to me like that. I was
Speaker 2: in Boys to Men. Most Sean is a skinny one.
Speaker 2: There's it's it's.
Speaker 1: Just tell us all the names. There's Juan Ye, Sean, Michael,
Speaker 1: and then Nathan.
Speaker 2: There we go Nathan then with the glasses.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you are are somewhat bought into, at least the
Speaker 1: possibility of these head jarred men existing or men and
Speaker 1: women leaders.
Speaker 2: I don't think that it's Yeah, I saw the woman king, Uh,
Speaker 2: I can give me the idea. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: it's like out of the realm of possibility. Look, people
Speaker 2: do when people conquer other people, they do crazy stuff
Speaker 2: to destroy the morale, and you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So I don't do I think making an example out
Speaker 2: of the leader of a conquered people is outside of
Speaker 2: white people's wheelhouse. No, I do not think that at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you always hear all them stories from like Vietnam
Speaker 1: where it's like, yeah, they cut out people's tongues and
Speaker 1: then tied them like necklaces and was like wearing them
Speaker 1: around the jungle and shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was in the sixties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like, oh, if y'all was doing wild
Speaker 1: shit like that, yeah, somebody probably kept ahead.
Speaker 2: I believe that that's not he kept a nigga kept
Speaker 2: ahead dead presidents.
Speaker 1: Or Big Biggie was rapping about sending peoples their children's fingers.
Speaker 1: It's not absurd to think that a head might be
Speaker 1: a trophy somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not crazy to think at all. And it's
Speaker 2: not crazy to think that they wouldn't document that shit,
Speaker 2: that they would just leave it for themselves, like in
Speaker 2: their own way. Because think about how many private art
Speaker 2: galleries are just like war crimes.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you brought that up because to the question,
Speaker 1: and let's this is this will be a smooth transition
Speaker 1: into the research that Olivia did. I want to give
Speaker 1: her her credit. I didn't read a thing today. I
Speaker 1: truly showed up to a lot of assembled information for me.
Speaker 1: But one of the things that she sent over, and
Speaker 1: this original video comes from doctor Ericanna Chiamborie Caw. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do my best with what that is. But she's
Speaker 1: speaking at the National Action Network convention in twenty twenty
Speaker 1: three and said that these heads of African leaders are
Speaker 1: being kept in jars in Europe. And while I think
Speaker 1: that that language was actually very purposeful for the sake
Speaker 1: of like impressing the idea and being effective, as it
Speaker 1: turns out, it isn't that far off from truth. Like
Speaker 1: based on the research, this shit is pretty legitimately real.
Speaker 1: While I hear it and I think of like when
Speaker 1: she says heads and jars, I think of like Futurama
Speaker 1: type shit that like it's like a floating head with
Speaker 1: juice all around it. But it's not so much the
Speaker 1: Futurama version of this thing, as it is more like
Speaker 1: dried out skulls that have been displayed to your point,
Speaker 1: at museums all over Europe that like, there are a
Speaker 1: fuck ton of like very important people who'se like trophies
Speaker 1: have been assembled in museums without any like reflection or
Speaker 1: a hology forward stealing their these corpses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe that's that's what I'm saying, their sinister Yeah.
Speaker 1: So apparently during eighteen eighty one to nineteen fourteen, there
Speaker 1: was a this mass division and colonization of Africa right
Speaker 1: where European powers basically did this mad scramble for Africa,
Speaker 1: including Germany, France, Belgium, Spain, Italy, England, Portugal. They sectioned
Speaker 1: off all of Africa, they claim everything except for Liberia,
Speaker 1: which is quote unquote protected by the US at that
Speaker 1: point protected whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: That also to see how that all went with the
Speaker 2: Charles Tailor, I mean, that's where the world. I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk about that right now, but yeah, sure
Speaker 2: Liberia is fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the US wasn't protecting shit, and certainly we weren't
Speaker 1: there because we thought they needed our help. But that's
Speaker 1: the phrasing that this article chooses. And then the last
Speaker 1: place that was unclaimed was Ethiopia. Ethiopia was free because
Speaker 1: they beat the fuck out of Italy when Italy showed
Speaker 1: up trying to take their ship from them.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so Ethiopia and Liberia of the this giant continent
Speaker 1: are the only places that don't get scooped up by
Speaker 1: these European nations.
Speaker 2: I got you, you could have had it all now,
Speaker 2: the British cudlis.
Speaker 1: But when you speak of the gruesomeness of the White Devil,
Speaker 1: one of the things that this article says is that
Speaker 1: they used to steal the skeletons of these occupied nations
Speaker 1: leaders and then display them in museums. Again, this is
Speaker 1: this is all the way up, which is what historical?
Speaker 2: What what like? You know, how morbid that is with
Speaker 2: no type of there's no type of like, what's the
Speaker 2: educational value of showing.
Speaker 1: That yeoh, of saying like an African skull and being like, yep,
Speaker 1: that's that's the skull.
Speaker 2: It's not like their art or their contributions to culture
Speaker 2: or anything. No, it's just this guy we killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they I've seen a few pictures and they'll
Speaker 1: like dress the skull up so that it looks like
Speaker 1: the person kind of, but but also just the skull.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you're you're really like flexing on my family.
Speaker 2: Yeah for what, imagine you die? And then they put you.
Speaker 2: They put you, They say, take you to I don't
Speaker 2: know what country we're gonna be mad about right now.
Speaker 2: They take you to France, and you're just all you
Speaker 2: got you got, like they're like, oh, here he is
Speaker 2: the guy, his hoodie and his watch. He was a
Speaker 2: real funny guy. Look at this funny guy.
Speaker 1: And they just make me like hold a microphone and
Speaker 1: look they're funny.
Speaker 2: They like put you in the position to hump your stool.
Speaker 2: Your great grandson's in there, like you didn't even do that, bitch.
Speaker 2: That was that wasn't even in his act.
Speaker 1: He actually was pretty judgmental of people who treated their
Speaker 1: comedy that way.
Speaker 2: He gets it.
Speaker 1: It was of an era, but it doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: So grow the fuck up and write a joke, is
Speaker 1: what he would say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a timely comedian. Yeah, it's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: There's no way they dressed him up doing something cool.
Speaker 2: They dressed him up fucking you know what. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's also.
Speaker 1: Like they probably put him in like a headdress or
Speaker 1: some shit, and like to your point, if I'm in
Speaker 1: his family, I know the nigga didn't even like wearing.
Speaker 2: The head dress.
Speaker 1: He put it on for the events, but he ye
Speaker 1: walk around like that.
Speaker 2: I don't go to the strip club in a tuxedo's wedding.
Speaker 1: That's a wedding outfit that I do own a tuxedo,
Speaker 1: but not for a reason I'm proud of.
Speaker 2: Wait, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Well, I am very proud to have written for the
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen Oscars, right. I was a writer for that team,
Speaker 1: for specifically Chris Rock. It was the biggest first thing
Speaker 1: I ever.
Speaker 2: Got, Chris Rock's second biggest Oscars truly, and I was
Speaker 2: a part of it.
Speaker 1: Boy that said that I bought a tuxedo under the
Speaker 1: premise of, like, this is the biggest thing I'm ever
Speaker 1: gonna do.
Speaker 2: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta have a tux because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be in the room, I'm gonna be fly whatever. And
Speaker 1: as it turned out, we were not even allowed into
Speaker 1: the room. We were left in the fucking basement where
Speaker 1: like the musicians kept their spare instruments and had to
Speaker 1: call up on a bat phone to get Chris Rocks
Speaker 1: approval on jokes.
Speaker 2: And shit, god damn. So I just spent money on
Speaker 2: a toe.
Speaker 1: And this is what makes it so fucked up is
Speaker 1: that the Oscars offered like tux rental to was for free.
Speaker 1: That like they had a place that was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you just go downstairs, you could get a tuck fitted.
Speaker 1: You can rent that motherfucker and just do it that way.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, no, a baby girl.
Speaker 2: You think I'm gonna rent like even trash.
Speaker 1: I got a few grand to blow. Let me get
Speaker 1: a tuxito I.
Speaker 2: Got, might know. And then they kept you in the basement.
Speaker 1: It kept me in the basement. We didn't get to
Speaker 1: see not one celebrity. We did get to go to
Speaker 1: the Governor's Ball, which was cool, and there you get
Speaker 1: to see a bunch of people, but like, you know,
Speaker 1: you want to be in the room and see everybody.
Speaker 2: You want to see the looks on their faces and shit, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I never been in the room, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: I wrote for the Spece once I was in there,
Speaker 2: it's okay. In the room was in the No, I
Speaker 2: was on the side. Actually we were on the side
Speaker 2: doing punch up. Yeah, but that's in the room.
Speaker 1: You're like in the space. You can still like Draymond
Speaker 1: can still walk past you. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is is that Bree Lawson didn't know
Speaker 1: I existed before or after I did that show.
Speaker 2: And that breaks my heart. Yeah. See that's the problem.
Speaker 1: And I said lost and it's Larson, But who the fuck.
Speaker 2: She ain't black? Yeah, And that's a fact, Jack, And
Speaker 2: that's a fact, Jack, And that was one of the jokes,
Speaker 2: like wrote that Chris rejected. That's why I bitch ass
Speaker 2: got slapped. I was like, all right, I was right
Speaker 2: for you. I was righting for you. I just got you.
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna get me to turn on you. All right,
Speaker 1: we need to take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll be back with more likes, the more, David and more.
Speaker 2: My mama told me.
Speaker 5: Lou your god damn heads, smooth off, and we are
Speaker 5: back discussing whether or not these not even I think
Speaker 5: we're past whether or not.
Speaker 2: I think where are these white devils have put our bones? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I think it's objectively true that white people European
Speaker 1: powers that be are are keeping skulls in museums and
Speaker 1: what I would go so far as to say, if
Speaker 1: this is what they're displaying, I worry. I'm terrified to
Speaker 1: think of what they have in the back that they're like, Ah,
Speaker 1: we can't show them that, we can't.
Speaker 2: You know, it makes me think, you know, the only
Speaker 2: way we're gonna do it. We gotta, we gotta double down,
Speaker 2: We gotta, we gotta take back some of their bones. WHOA, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're a famer for my from my like we dig up,
Speaker 2: we dig up Luci Ball put a little rare wig
Speaker 2: on hers. Yeah, we put a red wig on her,
Speaker 2: put her asking Daisy to be in the show, or
Speaker 2: some disrespectful like that, even though she was a mogul.
Speaker 1: We put chocolate all over her face like that episode.
Speaker 1: And that was losey because she got the chocolate.
Speaker 2: And then we go to Europe and we say, give us,
Speaker 2: this could all be over, this could all be over.
Speaker 2: Give us the rest of the Zulu nation and you
Speaker 2: get and you'll get your ball back.
Speaker 1: I'll hit you with a few more facts that sort
Speaker 1: of were uncovered in some of this research to that point.
Speaker 1: There's Patrice Lamumbo who was the democratic man. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: and the the hero of the Democratic Democratic Republic of
Speaker 1: the Congo. Your origin, well.
Speaker 2: No it's not. I think, I think, I do want
Speaker 2: to say, some of you guys think I'm from the
Speaker 2: car It was just a funny thing of black Hebrew
Speaker 2: israel I called me that I love God blessed alone. Yeah, God,
Speaker 2: Savid Queen, I'm not from the Congo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not from the Congo. But it is very
Speaker 1: funny and I'm not gonna stop saying it. So you
Speaker 1: really need to track for yourself. That is, he's from
Speaker 1: Sierra Leone instead. That said Patrece Lamumba apparently when he
Speaker 1: was assassinated in nineteen I believe nineteen sixty one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was assassinated in nineteen sixty one, basically through like
Speaker 1: the Belgians who started a military coup right in the Congo.
Speaker 1: He gets assassinated and then a Belgian policeman not only
Speaker 1: burned his body in acid, so they destroyed the body
Speaker 1: completely in acid, but a Belgian policeman stole one of
Speaker 1: his teeth, a gold capped tooth that they stole and
Speaker 1: then kept as a trophy. And it was not until
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two that that tooth was finally returned as
Speaker 1: the only last remnant of Patrice Lamumba's body to his family.
Speaker 2: That we gotta go in. We're getting our lick back.
Speaker 2: Somebody dig up River Phoenix. We're getting our lick back.
Speaker 2: They love Yeah, they love me. How about that? This
Speaker 2: might be the most militant we've ever been on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about digging up old white people's bodies.
Speaker 2: We're talking about digging up Betty White and being like,
Speaker 2: that's what happens. We dig up Betty White, they will
Speaker 2: take us seriously.
Speaker 1: Bro, if we dig up Betty White, this is an
Speaker 1: international war. All the Golden Girls, dig up all these Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there they'ld be whof there. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a tough one. That that's gonna be a fight. We
Speaker 1: really gotta be ready for. We got if we dig
Speaker 1: up the Yeah, we dig up the Golden go. It's
Speaker 1: just it's a declaration of war. There's nothing else to Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's like, no, we we have to do.
Speaker 2: We have to wipe our country off the planet. Yeah No,
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it's like, have you ever been
Speaker 2: in a fight where I could like maybe maybe happen
Speaker 2: and then that one thing happens where it's like, well,
Speaker 2: now we're just fighting. That's what it would be if
Speaker 2: we dig up the Golden Girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you're you're sitting there and y'all are
Speaker 1: yapping at each other and then some nigga spits on
Speaker 1: your feet or something like that, and it's like, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta.
Speaker 2: Fucking jaw, you know. Yeah, I thought I could get
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was really hoping this was just us
Speaker 1: pressing our chest together in right and bucking.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I also don't know if all the
Speaker 2: Golden Girls are dead. They are everything one.
Speaker 1: Yep, Betty White was the last of last of us
Speaker 1: and uh really yep, they're all gone.
Speaker 2: Now. You also know what's funny is the mother was
Speaker 2: the youngest one. Yeah I knew. I did know that.
Speaker 2: For some she was the funniest one. To me, that
Speaker 2: shows that was very funny. Man. They used to all
Speaker 2: get off. Are we talking? No, I mean I mean
Speaker 2: just being funny. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They everybody had their their thing and they nailed every.
Speaker 2: Time they all played their role. Man, it was like
Speaker 2: a very good show. Yeah, dude, if you, And I'm
Speaker 2: willing despite that, despite their history and comedy, which I love,
Speaker 2: I'm still willing to dig them up, so willing to
Speaker 2: let them let them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're willing to let those bodies be displayed in
Speaker 1: Sierra Leone or the Congo for.
Speaker 2: Either want, probably the Congo, just because if he comes down,
Speaker 2: I'd rather than not. You know, sure, yeah you don't
Speaker 2: want to bring that home. I got family.
Speaker 1: But I think what what Boy's trying to say is
Speaker 1: fuck the Congo.
Speaker 2: You know, list no coffee. I'll speak for you.
Speaker 1: The man said fuck the Congo. He thinks it's a
Speaker 1: shithole of a place and he's happy to see it burn.
Speaker 2: Under the DRC. But this, I think does.
Speaker 1: Truly speak to the possibility of them having much more
Speaker 1: haunting things in the baby.
Speaker 2: I'd imagine, I'd imagine. I mean, it's just war trophies.
Speaker 2: I just yeah, it does. Like all joking aside, it
Speaker 2: does make me sick to think the idea of what
Speaker 2: they could possibly like, like like a story like that
Speaker 2: is like that's that's that's that's modern history. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not even that's not really the past. It's sixty years ago.
Speaker 2: It's not this is people who are alive, then who
Speaker 2: are still alive, Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the last little fact I'll give you is
Speaker 1: that it's estimated that ninety to ninety five percent of
Speaker 1: Africa's cultural heritage is held outside of Africa by major museums,
Speaker 1: with France alone having ninety thousand objects from Sub Saharan
Speaker 1: Africa in its national collections.
Speaker 2: We're taking the loose back, bro Well, take a sack.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's all African shit in there anyway, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, man, it was huge. I was
Speaker 2: in there for like six hours, Like I saw a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying ninety thousand objects that you're just displaying
Speaker 1: in fucking museums you can't.
Speaker 2: And then how does the place how does the place
Speaker 2: get How does the place get a total view of
Speaker 2: its history without any of it? So you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. It's yeah, it continues to be the same
Speaker 2: tactics that they use over and over again. Right, as
Speaker 2: much as things change, it stays the same. That's like
Speaker 2: kind of the saddest thing about it, Right, It's like
Speaker 2: it's it's the same, it's the same idea that they're
Speaker 2: doing that continent and everybody's just okay with it.
Speaker 1: And I think that ultimately was this this doctor's point
Speaker 1: in her original speech is that like it's it's bad
Speaker 1: enough that these skulls and these heads are being displayed
Speaker 1: by these other nations, like this barbarism that they're displaying
Speaker 1: is so like fucking disgusting. But addition, it's disgusting that
Speaker 1: we are so complicit in allowing this to be like
Speaker 1: our standard. You know what I mean that there's nothing
Speaker 1: in me that goes to a museum and goes.
Speaker 2: Like why do y'all have this? You know, just be like,
Speaker 2: oh that's cool, Yeah, oh that's you know, Yes, I
Speaker 2: are the craziest of the museum today, Like yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that's that's I mean. That being said, I'm going to
Speaker 2: history museums as much as I like art museums.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the arts, the arts perfectly clean, nobody's stole art,
Speaker 1: like old art.
Speaker 2: I like, like, if you come to Denver, go to
Speaker 2: the cliffordge Still Museum, Like that's what I'm about, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like children's museums. I just like the touch stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: etually problematic. I like to put my hands on that
Speaker 2: little thing and make my hair stand up. If you
Speaker 2: want to get that, you feel like you're flying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ain't got nothing, and that ain't got nothing
Speaker 1: to do with Africa's sure they invented that right here
Speaker 1: in Cleveland.
Speaker 2: Baby, all right, I think we I think we did this.
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Speaker 1: I'm probably fucking it up.
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