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Speaker 1: I listened to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot.

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Speaker 2: If everything's supposed to be bad, make me feel so good.

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Speaker 3: Everything they told me not to it is exactly.

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Speaker 2: He's what I grew.

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Speaker 4: I wish your nigga would tried to take my shit,

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Speaker 4: because the nigga but she could do it like this.

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Speaker 4: She can't even take a piss without a nigga trying

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Speaker 4: to take a pic.

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Speaker 2: I just want to fuck.

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Speaker 4: A few house take my pick Backwoods with the half

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Speaker 4: and numb, bad bitch guinea jeans fat asking them you

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Speaker 4: ain't never seen a.

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Speaker 2: Line of my light.

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Speaker 4: I'm like fucking ride into a line of the night

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Speaker 4: coach Dean cot paint a.

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Speaker 2: Picture so good, then get to the weekend. On the weekend,

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Speaker 2: that ain't too bucking, That is it?

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Speaker 4: If it's not that she's a warning, No, I got

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Speaker 4: it if you wanted, and I couldn't tell you how

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Speaker 4: to work function, But I'm headed to the function. It

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Speaker 4: should ain't felt nothing, No, I should ain't fault nothing.

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Speaker 4: But it's gotta be suthing. They say I'm something selfish.

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Speaker 4: I ain't thinking about nothing. This is making me soft

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Speaker 4: it as.

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Speaker 2: Matter of fact. Fuck that I ain't worry felt nothing. No,

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Speaker 2: I ain't worried, felt nothing. It's always something. It's because

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Speaker 2: it closed.

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Speaker 4: It's always something stars woo, it's always something.

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Speaker 2: It's because it closed. It's always something stars woom lights.

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Speaker 2: Why everything's supposed to beat bad? It was don't cool

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Speaker 2: everything they told me.

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Speaker 5: Not for it was exactly what i'll.

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Speaker 4: I wish your nigga wood try to take my sheep

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Speaker 4: because the nigga, but she could do it like this.

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Speaker 4: We in the world of material Yo, big things in

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Speaker 4: your video herms's belt shure, don't make that whole melt.

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Speaker 4: You see me yat yell over my body. My heart

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Speaker 4: beats off beats.

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Speaker 3: Still don't like in a party?

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Speaker 2: Why a sale? I for a while the sale, I'm

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Speaker 2: high as sell. By the end of the night, I

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Speaker 2: might be felt with when nigga touched my might. I

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Speaker 4: Nothing in the discussion and I couldn't tell you how

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Speaker 4: the world function, but I'm headed to the function. It

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Speaker 4: shouldn't felt nothing, No, I shouldn't fault nothing, but it's

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Speaker 4: gotta be something.

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Speaker 6: It's something.

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Speaker 4: I ain't think about nothing that's just making me something.

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Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I ain't worry about nothing. No, I

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Speaker 4: ain't worry proum nothing. It's always something because close always something.

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Speaker 1: Stars.

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Speaker 2: L always something cause I always something stars.

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Speaker 6: Lights.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: The kids gonna act the food when you stop the

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Speaker 2: programs for after school. And then the d cfs them,

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Speaker 2: some of them dyslestics their favorite fifty songs, twelve questions.

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Speaker 1: With greenery rock, we blow weeds park Now now we

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Speaker 1: now were smart. We ain't retard to the way the

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Speaker 1: teachers thought. Hold up fast, we make more cash and

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Speaker 1: tell my mama I belong to the flow class.

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Speaker 7: Hey, welcome to the Black Guytes podcast.

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Speaker 8: Your host Rod Ed and we're in the house on

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Speaker 8: a Sunday morning, the NFL Monday morning, Monday.

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Speaker 7: Yes, sir, you know that that means.

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Speaker 8: Fantasy football, So that means this show will be over

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Speaker 8: around twelve thirty to.

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Speaker 2: Twelve forty five if we're pushing it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's if it's real good. So of course you

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Speaker 8: should recognize the two voices that you heard. They've been

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Speaker 8: on the show before. You should be listening to their

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Speaker 8: podcast in Sandy check podcast, which I think is hilarious

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Speaker 8: and uh it is irreverent and politically incorrect.

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Speaker 2: And also rational and ratchet, Yeah, and ratchet.

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Speaker 7: The first voice you heard is the man, the myth,

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Speaker 7: the legend.

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Speaker 2: H two O cav. What's up, keV? I'm still trying

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Speaker 2: to figure out the legend for myself. But what's up? Man?

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Speaker 8: I don't mean the legend of fucking strippers with dildo's

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Speaker 8: on their head and other countries, other countries than the

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Speaker 8: black unicorn, the legend of the black Unicorn.

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Speaker 2: So but yeah, keV, how was your Thanksgiving? Man? That

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Speaker 2: was good? Man good? I got bothered by a four

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Speaker 2: year old kid. I taught them good ass lesson just

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Speaker 2: playing checkers with this little My godson wanted to play checkers.

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Speaker 2: I let him win the first time, second and third

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Speaker 2: times I played. I beat the ship out of my

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Speaker 2: god son them right what you ain't gonna get no

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Speaker 2: easy wins here, kid. You gotta work for this shit.

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Speaker 8: It's all my dad did. That's how my dad did

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Speaker 8: me in basketball, Just dominate my ass. And then when

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Speaker 8: I finally I beat him in when I didn't beat

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Speaker 8: my dad in basketball until I was nineteen or eighteen. Uh,

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Speaker 8: after my freshman year in college, and after I beat him,

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Speaker 8: I refused to play him again.

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Speaker 2: I was like, nope, I'm.

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Speaker 7: Done for life that my mom. I'm taking this victory.

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Speaker 7: You got to live with this forever.

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Speaker 8: The other person you heard man should also be uh,

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Speaker 8: you know quite uh, you should be quite accustomed to uh,

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Speaker 8: the other co host of the in Sanity Check podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's my man, Chris. What's up, Chris?

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Speaker 5: What's the good people?

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Speaker 2: How was your Thanksgiving? Dude?

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Speaker 5: I was good.

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving was good, and yeah, you know, I didn't kill

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Speaker 2: So cool. Either one of y'all cook or anything like that,

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Speaker 2: y'all just ate. I ain't doing goddamn thing. I flew

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Speaker 2: down to South Carolina and I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: I'm chilling. My grandmother was like, I'm happy to see you.

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Speaker 5: You just chill. So yeah, I am.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't cook. I'm cooking today. I'm a grilling

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Speaker 1: beer canned chicken.

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Speaker 2: You're not putting no sauce on that disrespecting that chicken,

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Speaker 5: I know right, I wasn't, but now I will.

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Speaker 1: Dry because it's because motherfucker said that ship to me

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Speaker 1: earlier this week. I'm putting sauce on everything now. Grill

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Speaker 1: you know, chicken sauce. You know every yo uh.

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Speaker 5: Uh kebab sauce.

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Speaker 2: Y know what it is.

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Speaker 5: And I'm gonna make marinate a hot dog first, right right,

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Speaker 5: I'm a marinate hot dog.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not even gonna get like the good barbecue

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get like the the cheap ass ship.

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Speaker 2: You want to see me?

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Speaker 6: Just yeah, I didn't go ahead, I said, Oh, I

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Speaker 6: thought it was because Roger got on you by grit slander.

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Speaker 2: No, no, we'll get to that later. I wrote that down.

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Speaker 2: But but yeah, what's funny, though, is with.

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Speaker 8: The sauce thing, is I didn't I also didn't know

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Speaker 8: that was some highly debated like oh, using saucy disrespected

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Speaker 8: that was a thing until I listen to your show.

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Speaker 8: I was like, man, people are fucking crazy.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I've heard about it before from people that do like professional.

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Speaker 5: Barbecue, like competitions and shit like that. Nigga you on

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Speaker 5: Twitter right, like, get the fuck out of here, man.

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Speaker 2: That's why.

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Speaker 8: That's exactly why I don't ask people on Twitter for

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Speaker 8: I'm not out of sage. What's a good substitute for?

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Speaker 8: Savee for this recipe? And motherfuckers will come back with

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Speaker 2: When I retweet them, I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: no more for you. Now, I'll make it myself.

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Speaker 5: See would like to do?

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Speaker 1: Is I like to like drown it in some like

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Speaker 8: Shout out to the dude that has the super secret

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna make some chicken breast for this salad. It's like, okay,

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Speaker 8: out to out to sea and you gotta let it

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Speaker 8: sit out in the sun for seven days.

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Speaker 7: Then after that you have to go on a mysterious

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Speaker 2: This this marinade. It's only made in one place in.

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Speaker 5: The worlds be on some Lord of the rings.

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Speaker 3: I'm making.

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Speaker 2: I'm making chicken, not playing Final Fantasy right.

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Speaker 5: Put the Death of Mortor and.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get any more life points. For this nigga.

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Speaker 8: Cloud is not gonna help me with this ship. Get

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Speaker 8: your plus one fire sword. That's when you start cooking.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, come on, you're not official to your level

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Speaker 2: up to a thousand, right, I just want to make.

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Speaker 5: I just want to wait, wait a minute, nigga, you're

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Speaker 5: not making your own charcole.

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Speaker 8: I have thirty minutes to make a meal for the night.

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Speaker 8: And it's like, all right, man, you need to go

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Speaker 8: It's like, you know what, man, I'm good. I shouldn't

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Speaker 5: So cooked with volcano tarkhole.

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Speaker 7: I get it flown in from the finest mountains in Hawaii.

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Speaker 5: Right, I was.

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Speaker 2: Right, right, take a picture of it.

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Speaker 8: Just still look like the same chickens always like okay,

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Speaker 8: but yeah, man, that that down barbecue thing was was

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 8: I actually cooked for Thanksgiving. I cooked for my parents.

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Speaker 8: I made some seafood curry. My dad is a pescatarian

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Speaker 8: or whatever, so he only eats fish and vegetables and ship.

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Speaker 5: So I made that.

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Speaker 8: And it was because the day before Karen's like, what

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Speaker 8: you know what I'm gonna cook. I'm gonna cook for

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Speaker 8: my parents. It's just us four this time, so shouldn't

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Speaker 8: be too hard. I just double up everything I put

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Speaker 8: in the recipe and I put some scallops and shrimp.

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Speaker 2: In there, and it's great.

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Speaker 7: And Karen looked at me like I had never touched.

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Speaker 2: A grill or an oven before. It was crazy. I

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Speaker 2: was like, what the funk just happened?

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Speaker 8: And that's like, you gonna cook? I was like, yes, me,

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Speaker 8: I cook all the time for you. You eat it

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Speaker 8: unless you've been lying to me.

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Speaker 2: One of them joys, like you haven't cooked since we

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Speaker 2: got married.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean he cooks, and he's a great cook,

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Speaker 6: but it's one of those things where I'm like, where

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Speaker 6: you gonna, like make it enough for more than just

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Speaker 6: me and you to eat?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Like how hard would that be? I mean, I'm a

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Speaker 8: scientifically mind to do two times everything.

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Speaker 5: She treated you like you were an amateur going pro,

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Speaker 5: and you're like, really you really want to go pro?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 8: Like they really gonna judge your food kind of, And

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Speaker 8: you know what, my parents ate it and they both

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Speaker 8: said it was great, Like my father couldn't believe I

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be big, Yo, He's gonna be.

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Speaker 7: Y'all check with Chris, check with Chris.

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Speaker 2: No, no, they're going to get Chris. My sir, who

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Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all don't show up some rosea funk me out

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Speaker 5: And you gotta do this.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be erected, you gotta be extracted, you gotta

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Speaker 5: You know what. At this point of my life, I

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Speaker 5: The nigga that is like why is he here? Like

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Speaker 2: Like I'm like, leave alone, leave them alone. He was

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Speaker 7: That ship is good for everybody. So we're constantly shotting.

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Speaker 5: And everything like that. It's like we're just doing what

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Speaker 8: Up next time, next one, next week is two hundred

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Speaker 2: I am say that again.

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Speaker 2: I do that all the time. Man about Chris. I

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Speaker 5: to yam ya.

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Speaker 2: Why why don't you talk back to these people and

449
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Speaker 2: tell them like, well, why don't you buy mortar? But

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Speaker 2: just start sucking them like yeah, respond back to them.

451
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Speaker 5: I should be like, have you had a done today?

452
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Speaker 8: Put their money on that bullshit respond back to him

453
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Speaker 8: like that's it, bitch, Like, yeah, man, I just did

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Speaker 8: I just I just complete a step.

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Speaker 2: Two of this Sandy check work already, Like is that

456
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Speaker 2: all bitch? Why just step the game up? You only

457
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Speaker 2: lost five pounds? Yeah, pounds in one week? Like the

458
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Speaker 2: insanity report. Uh Twitter account is fucking mean, Like that

459
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Speaker 2: hit you back. I would never buy this product again.

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Speaker 2: It's really motivational, but I mean they're really hardcore.

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Speaker 8: Yo, you should try Out of the eggs is better

462
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Speaker 8: and then like adding like racism and sexism and like

463
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Speaker 8: all kinds of ship they're just fucking with them.

464
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Speaker 1: And said, likes Andy, it's not for white people. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys don't have as enough to be able to

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Speaker 1: do this.

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Speaker 5: Is that all you got?

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Speaker 2: Your little cunt Like whoa say what?

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Speaker 5: Say what?

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Speaker 2: Call I'm sorry? I did that workout to call me

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Speaker 2: a cunt? Why would you do that? It's not even

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Speaker 2: funny about that, all right?

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Speaker 8: So yeah, you can donate your account to and uh,

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Speaker 8: if you're not, then you're racist, all right. The official

475
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Speaker 8: weapon of the show is an unofficial sport is bullet

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Speaker 8: and bullet Ball Extreme, and today's podcast is sponsored its

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Speaker 8: double sponsored actually uh, sponsored by the new short film

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Speaker 8: of Shadow Productions, Perspective and the Star Kelly Writer. Check

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Speaker 8: out their YouTube trailer that the trailer on YouTube. I

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Speaker 8: will have a link up on the site The blackoutis

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Speaker 8: dot com and uh give it a thumbs up, like

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Speaker 8: it comment if you want to now, I say you

483
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Speaker 8: go give it a thumbs up, even if you don't

484
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Speaker 8: like it, because don't be a dick.

485
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Speaker 2: You listen to our show and these will give us money.

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Speaker 2: Go like the ship.

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Speaker 8: It's the least fucking thing you can do. So yeah,

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Speaker 8: make sure you guys go like it, make sure you

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Speaker 8: watch it. And also they also do.

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Speaker 2: Quality work, so you know that's that's a thing.

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Speaker 8: You can follow her on Twitter, She's at Kelly Underscore

492
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Speaker 8: writerter r E I t E r uh. They think

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Speaker 8: Kelly's gonna be her acting and music careers are gonna

494
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Speaker 8: blow up soon, So get in early. No one likes

495
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Speaker 8: the late adopters. Okay, that's for xboxes and we's for

496
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Speaker 8: for acting. You want to get in on the ground

497
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Speaker 8: floor so you could be like, yeah, man, I knew

498
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Speaker 8: her back when she was just coming up.

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Speaker 7: She was only fifteen.

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Speaker 2: I remember when.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and of course you know she's only fifteen, so

502
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Speaker 8: come on, fellas, I don't need no no r Kelly

503
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Speaker 8: shit going on? Yeah everybody, yeah, I like like it's

504
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Speaker 8: like with Alexa where we had we had Alexa yemes

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Speaker 8: and people.

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Speaker 2: It was like, dang she find and ship. I was like, yeah,

507
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Speaker 2: she's sixteen. Zp your pants. Let's calm that down, fellas,

508
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Speaker 2: what's up? We don't need to do that all right?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 8: We also have another sponsor. It's a bit sexier than

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Speaker 8: our first sponsor, so I have to play some music

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Speaker 8: for him.

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Speaker 2: Let's see what we got here.

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Speaker 8: I need to put this song on the list of

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Speaker 8: Black women's absolute shit on Spotify.

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Speaker 2: What when we get a chance? I would love to

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Speaker 2: bit about it, do it all right? Yes? And play

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Speaker 2: this song? You do it? That's my jam right there.

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Speaker 8: That's black women's absolute shit. That that Bobby Brown nigga

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Speaker 8: can't sing, but.

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Speaker 9: Oh god, they can't sing, work for down, But I

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Speaker 9: love them though.

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Speaker 7: Wonder what happened to someone who could actually sing?

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Speaker 8: Would have got that that head that seemed like in

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Speaker 8: the nineties, that seemed more like a light skinn nigga hit,

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Speaker 8: like of course.

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Speaker 2: Bubby brown dog Skin.

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Speaker 6: So then you know, they kind of had to make

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Speaker 6: it up because you know, back then it was only

581
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Speaker 6: light skin collition winning.

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Speaker 8: It was like, put put a light skin nigga on this.

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Speaker 8: Christopher Williams mad he turned it down. He's like, fuck,

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Speaker 8: that could have been my second hit.

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Speaker 2: Yes, all right, man.

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Speaker 8: So, speaking of light skinned niggas, m hm, Corey Bucker

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Speaker 8: is going on food stairs for a week to promote

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Speaker 8: poverty awareness.

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Speaker 7: I heard about this on the Insanity Check podcast.

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Speaker 9: You're talking about seven days, seven days, that's it, okay.

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Speaker 2: Uh So you're going stupid.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Now, keV, you actually work in this industry of

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Speaker 7: you know, helping people that need help.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 8: And I've always thought that this ship was kind of

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Speaker 8: condescending and a gimmick in the first place.

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Speaker 2: It really is because like a lot of the people

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Speaker 2: I work with, like you know, I I every Monday

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Speaker 2: and Thursday, I go over I work at the men's shelter,

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Speaker 2: like taking in all the new clients. A lot of times.

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Speaker 2: The only kind of income most of these people even

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Speaker 2: have is food stamps and you're talking about people who

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Speaker 2: get like one seventy a month, and like, I really

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Speaker 2: don't see the whole point of him, Well I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be on food stamps for a week. I'm like, you

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Speaker 2: know what, that's not even a point. Like if you really, like,

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Speaker 2: if you really want to make a statement like this,

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Speaker 2: I would expect him to like toss everything he had

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Speaker 2: in his fucking in his kitchen, just toss everything, and

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Speaker 2: you take that, take a food like five a month

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Speaker 2: on food, and live an entire month just off of that.

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Speaker 5: That.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's what like a lot of people are

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Speaker 2: actually doing, or some people are even working with less

615
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Speaker 2: than that. Man, it just seems stupid.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I also think that American poverty is about access.

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Speaker 8: It's not really just about the money, Like the money

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Speaker 8: is already low and you really can't get anything with it.

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Speaker 8: But what people don't remove themselves from, and what I

620
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Speaker 8: don't think, uh, mister Booker could possibly ever remove himself from.

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Speaker 8: It's the access to power and resources and being in

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Speaker 8: a certain type of class, uh, where you have connections.

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Speaker 8: And to me, that's why this ship is patronizing because

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Speaker 8: at the end of the day. If you're still going

625
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Speaker 8: to your gym with your gym membership, you're still going

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Speaker 8: to your job that vehicle, right, Like, you're not working

627
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Speaker 8: standing up for eight hours a day, ten hours a

628
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Speaker 8: day making minimum wage at McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: Uh, eating that shitty food.

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Speaker 8: And then like, if that's not how you're getting by,

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Speaker 8: then you're not really raising any type of awareness for poverty.

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Speaker 8: Like no one's thinking about you being poor man. And

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Speaker 8: I would really like to see him put his money

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Speaker 8: where his mouth is because I want to know what

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Speaker 8: he's willing to do for a week to promote marriage equality.

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Speaker 5: You know, So, are you gonna be gay for a week?

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Speaker 5: You're gonna You're gonna.

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Speaker 7: Shoot, I'm sucking s dick seven days of a week.

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Speaker 2: What it is this is?

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't blame Corey Brooker for this, because

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Speaker 1: I think about it, most people do what he's doing

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Speaker 1: right here.

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Speaker 5: I call this the political wint.

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Speaker 1: And what happens is we do is every lint people

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Speaker 1: come and they give us them for like what forty

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Speaker 1: days or something like that, and then they go right

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Speaker 1: back to doing what they gave up after those forty days,

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Speaker 1: because you know, you only have to do it for

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Speaker 1: forty days.

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Speaker 5: Same thing here, Like, dude, you're going on I like

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Speaker 5: Corey Booker.

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Speaker 1: I defend him a lot of times, but this is

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Speaker 1: one of those stupid things that I'm like, I really

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Speaker 1: wish he hadn't done, because dude, you're gonna be on

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Speaker 1: it for a week. Then you're gonna, you know, after

656
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Speaker 1: a week's over, you're gonna go right back to, you know,

657
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Speaker 1: living the life you were living.

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Speaker 2: What changed.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna raise awareness because two of the matter

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Speaker 1: is most people don't care. I mean, let's just get

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Speaker 1: that out of the way right there. Most people don't care.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, it's not gonna change anything. You're you're only

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Speaker 1: doing it for a week, for a year maybe, but

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Speaker 1: even then you still go back to what you were saying,

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Speaker 1: which is after a year, you're going right back to

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Speaker 1: living the life you were living. You're still gonna be

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Speaker 1: making your money, you still have actions. You're not gonna

668
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: live like a you know, you're not gonna live on

669
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: the streets for a year and also be you know,

670
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: mayor So the truth of the matter is you can't

671
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: really live that lifestyle, so why even bother exactly?

672
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 8: And you know, American poverty has always been about access,

673
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 8: so it's it's kind of.

674
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 5: Just to me.

675
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 8: This shit is like, no offense to people that do this,

676
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 8: but this shit is like the cancer Walkathon of poverty.

677
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 8: Like it's not actually like it's like, well, look, if

678
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 8: you want to go run a marathon or some shit

679
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 8: like that, good for you. But let's not pretend that

680
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 8: cancer is somewhere checking out the distance ran cancer.

681
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 2: Yes, right, Like, like, let's.

682
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 8: Be honest, you want to run a marathon, people want

683
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 8: to give money, you know, just give them money, is

684
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 8: what I say. But okay, let's do a whole parade

685
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 8: about it and whatnot, and let's wear pink shirts and

686
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 8: let's run on the wrong side of fucking roll on.

687
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving when I'm trying to get to the grocery store.

688
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: But whatever, you know, he talked about this, somebody showed before.

689
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: But this is like what what most people do when

690
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: they see a homeless person on the side of the street.

691
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 5: Either you pretend like they're not there, and people say,

692
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 5: that's horrible. I give him a dollar. What the fuck

693
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 5: is that dollar gonna do.

694
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: You're not giving him that dollar to help, you know,

695
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: help his life. You're give him that dollar because you

696
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: feel guilty. And so when you when Corey Burger's going

697
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: on the food stamps, it's because he wants to. He

698
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: wants to make himself feel better. When you run that

699
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: that that cancer marathon, you're trying to make yourself feel

700
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: better because you want to feel like you're making a difference.

701
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 5: But the truth of the matter is you're really not.

702
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 5: But it's all overly about you.

703
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 8: Also, I don't want to I don't want to hear

704
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 8: him ever reference this either, Like I don't want him

705
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 8: to be like, Okay, So this is what the problem

706
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 8: with poverty is in America.

707
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 6: Now.

708
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 7: See, I was on food stands for a week. Like, no, nigga,

709
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 7: this don't count.

710
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 8: Don't don't try to put this up there as like

711
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 8: some type of experience that relates you to all the

712
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 8: people that are poor in America because you did food

713
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 8: staff for one week.

714
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 2: That's actually not the same. There's a lot of the

715
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: factors you got to put into that, put in the

716
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: plate with that as well. Man, Yes it is, sir,

717
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: I'll put at this.

718
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,479
Speaker 6: Unless you're going to live in the projects, unless you're

719
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 6: gonna live with rats and roaches, unless you're gonna live

720
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 6: and you really.

721
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 2: Have to change your whole living situation.

722
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 5: Yes, so funny thing about that.

723
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: I watched Ganglange all the time, right, and they're talking

724
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: about I think it was in Chicago. At one time,

725
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: the white mayor moved into one of the project buildings.

726
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: Anybody who knows the story, uh more details can can

727
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 1: gladly give them.

728
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 5: She moved into the building because there was.

729
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: A lot of violence into that and they were like,

730
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: she did it for like a week or even two weeks,

731
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: and they said violence went down and it was fine,

732
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: and as soon as she moved out, violence picked up again.

733
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: Because it's it's just it's not the same thing, right,

734
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: Like she moves in there, yeah, everything becomes nice.

735
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 5: And see if she's walking around going see, I'm not

736
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 5: afraid to live around here. That's because motherfuckers ain't gonna do.

737
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: Aren't dumb enough to do anything when you're there esctually

738
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: when you announce yous like that, Yeah, she.

739
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 5: Went right back to me in the hell and this

740
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 5: is what this is like.

741
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: It's like you don't get the full picture because you

742
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: know things are going to be cleaned up.

743
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 5: It's like you know when the president comes to your town.

744
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 5: You know he's coming. So what you do you you

745
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 5: you get the homeless people off the street, You swoop

746
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 5: the trash under the rug, and you clean ship up.

747
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 5: It's not the same thing as if person just pops

748
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 5: up and lives it.

749
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: You know, it's it's just not Now.

750
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 8: With that being said, if he sucks dicks for a

751
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 8: week to promote marriage equality, I absolutely believe him.

752
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: So it's kind of the opposite thing.

753
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 8: I know that people think I'm a hypocrite for saying that,

754
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 8: But that dude juggles balls in his mouth for a week,

755
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 8: you got my vote that that dude believes he does dedicated.

756
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: No two ways about that ship question.

757
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 5: That did that though he he lived he was gay

758
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 5: for like he said, it was like gay for a

759
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 5: year or something like that, And I was like, did

760
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 5: you did you suck a dick? Dude?

761
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: I'm all right, Like it's one thing.

762
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 5: To just tell your foocals that you're gay and you're

763
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 5: not really gay. It's another thing that like, actually, you know,

764
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 5: take a dick up your ass.

765
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: Like I commend your dedication to the calls or whatever

766
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: the cause you were trying to prove.

767
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 5: Sealth Park episode, Just like we do goes too far, Like, yeah,

768
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 5: you don't believe to do that, dude.

769
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a real raindy marsh potential there.

770
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 2: That's a real yeah. All right.

771
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 8: So another thing, man, I have to welcome back everybody

772
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 8: that I forgot to say at the top of the show.

773
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 7: If you're listening to this, man, I'm glad you're back.

774
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 6: Man.

775
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 8: That means you survived the Black Friday violence and somehow

776
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 8: still listening to our podcast, and uh, things got a

777
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 8: little crazy out there, and I'm glad that you made

778
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 8: it back.

779
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 6: Man.

780
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 2: I saw a lot of clips on the internet. It

781
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: seems like.

782
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 8: Nobody really died during Black Friday this year, So patch

783
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 8: yourself on the back of America.

784
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: Good job, everybody, good job.

785
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 8: But yeah, I saw a bunch of random clips of

786
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 8: people like threatening each other, standing in line, going crazy.

787
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 8: It's just so ridiculous what people go through for the

788
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 8: extra stock inventory for Walmart.

789
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: You see the cell phone video, Yeah, I saw a

790
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: few of I had, like I guess, like boost mobile

791
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: Android phones for sale. I mean, people were just going

792
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: fucking nuts trying to grab them, knocking people over, trying

793
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: to get in the box and trying to grab one

794
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: and honestly, I think I think these are the employees

795
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 2: of these stories. Like love watching these spectacles, dude, because

796
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: like seeing that video, I'm like, man, you know I

797
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 2: kind of want to see this in person. Just see

798
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: these fuckers at this people turn into animals. Cases, they

799
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: turned into animals, dude. I was watching them, like, what

800
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 2: the fuck are y'all?

801
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 8: Like one second before they said these phones, were like, okay,

802
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 8: go get your phone.

803
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 7: Everyone's calm, everyone's talk.

804
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 2: Oh what did you do for Thanksgiving? Oh?

805
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: Cool?

806
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I made stuffing from my grandmam, And hey, the

807
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 2: phones one bitch, move, I kill you, motherfucker. I want

808
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: a phone.

809
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 8: Like it was crazy to me, dude, I would never

810
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 8: do it. I don't know, other than something that was

811
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 8: life or death. I don't think there's anything in my

812
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 8: in my world that I would.

813
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 6: Do that for.

814
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 2: Man, Like, fuck it.

815
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 8: I went the Best Boy yesterday and did an in

816
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 8: store pick up because my my Turtle Beach headphones broke,

817
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 8: which oh man, just.

818
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 6: I don't think I said all little bit if I did,

819
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 6: I apologize, I don't kick.

820
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 7: I was like I text Karen, like did you sit

821
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 7: on my headphone?

822
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 5: She's like no.

823
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 7: I was like, so a ghost broke in and broke

824
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 7: my handphone.

825
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait a minute, how did you come to

826
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: the conclusion that she set on your on your headphones.

827
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 7: Because I leave them in the seat or like with

828
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 7: her chair.

829
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: Sometimes I was like, okay, maybe she just sat on

830
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: them or something. I just fucking did you like arbitrarily

831
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: picked out the air, like must have sat on Well.

832
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: The other thing is like it was right, I know, right, yeah,

833
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 2: I did some CSI evidence work.

834
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 8: But you know the other thing too, is like even

835
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 8: if she would have sat on them, I was looking

836
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 8: at it like it was my fault. It wasn't an accusation.

837
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 8: It was just like, did you sit on my headphones?

838
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 8: Because it was stupid to me to keep leaving them in.

839
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 7: A chair, Like that's me, that's not you. People sit

840
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 7: on chairs, not leave headphones.

841
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 2: But she was like no, And then I was like,

842
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 2: well fuck, then that how these fucking things break?

843
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 8: Because they broke pretty significantly, like when earpieces hanging off.

844
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, we got a poltry guys and some ship

845
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: like at any rate, man, so my headphones broke.

846
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 8: And this is how you know you're a junkie when

847
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 8: you gotta buy some new headphones right away.

848
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: So I was like, yeah, fuck that pad phones is nice.

849
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 9: It got the surround sound and all that stuff to it.

850
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, the ones I bought are even as nice. So yeah,

851
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, sir. Yeah I bought some. I

852
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, these are on sall.

853
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 7: No now wireless I bought that.

854
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 2: I think like the Xbox State. Microsoft makes their own

855
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,479
Speaker 2: like wireless headset for the six. That thing is great

856
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: and like it is. I haven't I haven't gone out

857
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 2: to buy like one of those like bigger, like surround

858
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: sound headphones. I live in an apartment and those will

859
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 2: probably work better for me. But them wireless headsets are awesome.

860
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 8: I thought about getting the wireless one, but the reviews

861
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 8: on best buye were low for it, so I was like,

862
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 8: maybe it doesn't get reception or something.

863
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know, Yeah, something what happens sometimes those best

864
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: buy you gotta you gotta be. I've learned that the

865
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: reviewers on best buy are are about the quality of people.

866
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 5: That normally just don't really understand electronics.

867
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: Commenters right they are.

868
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 5: It was like, man, these didn't make me breakfast.

869
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: The standard Microsoft had like wireless headphones right are pretty

870
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: like pretty dope, and then you can just plug them

871
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: right up into the three six to charge it too.

872
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 7: So maybe I'll take these back.

873
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know. I like the other thing is

874
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 2: you really wants like that and whatnot? Now?

875
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 8: I love listen man, my first turtle beaches Like I

876
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 8: accidentally spent too much money and it's worth it.

877
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: It was so worth it.

878
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 8: I played BioShock Nigga, I could hear shit behind me,

879
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 8: you know what I'm saying, like and not like behind me,

880
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 8: like oh it's awesome, not like it's two feet behind me,

881
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 8: but like, oh, something happened about forty feet behind me,

882
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 8: and if I turn around, it won't be there.

883
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: But I heard it, Yes, yes, yes, when I'm playing

884
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: playing Black Ops two now, when I turn like when

885
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: I play I'm playing regular, it's fine, but I turn

886
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: this surround sound on though. That's when I know I

887
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: can start sniping because I can hear people behind me,

888
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: like I'll be like, nigga, I hear you coming up

889
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: behind me, right, they'll wait for the niggas yo, Like.

890
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: A little bit harder with me living in an apartment

891
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 2: because I'm trying. Yeah, I might end up having to

892
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 2: get those those those headphones and I just ordered a

893
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 2: sound but I end up getting a sound bar off

894
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: of Amazon. He's supposed to like simulate that surrounds feeling,

895
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 2: which is one for like Call of Duty and ship.

896
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: But we'll see it is pretty The soundbar ship is

897
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 2: pretty nice.

898
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 8: I got one, and with the surround sound on, it

899
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 8: does do a good job in all but na man

900
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 8: them headphones.

901
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 6: Dog, y'all know, I play video games, but I don't

902
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 6: play like the type video games. If Roger you play,

903
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 6: fuck that. It's too complex. But he put He gave

904
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 6: me like a pair of headphones. And I was watching him,

905
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 6: like play what was it with the big daddies? And

906
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 6: the ship scared me. I was sitting there like, oh, ship,

907
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 6: why is somebody breathing behind me? Why does it feel

908
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 6: like somebody scratching me? I said, no, you gotta take

909
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 6: this ship is back?

910
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah you turn around.

911
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 5: God forbid you play one of those little scary fucking games.

912
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 8: Oh hey, doctor, Hey Chris. The sound is so good

913
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 8: it becomes scary whatever you're playing.

914
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: It can be Madden, you know. If that's the case,

915
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: Ron look for a game called Condemned, either one or two.

916
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 5: Oh.

917
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 7: I played both of them. Yeah, yeah, that game is fucking.

918
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 2: Is that part of that second one with that bear?

919
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 5: Yeah?

920
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, the game is fucked up. Cadamn a fucked up game.

921
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,720
Speaker 8: You're like, oh, so this is what being a crazy

922
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 8: killer feels like. So yeah, man, if you survived Black

923
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 8: Friday violence, congratulations, man, I'm glad that you're here. Also

924
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 8: didn't think this before Thursday, but I do now. I

925
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 8: think I hate Thanksgiving, So there's that. You know what

926
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 8: it is, man, I was trying to watch some fucking football.

927
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 8: Like every red blooded American male.

928
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 2: I wouldn't here to bother youself.

929
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 8: It will no not saying it's your fault. I was

930
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 8: trying to watch some fucking football. And I don't know

931
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 8: if any other holidays like this, but can we just

932
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 8: talk about the game, because the two hours before football

933
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 8: became the fucking sobbist of sob.

934
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 7: Stories ever, Like, what the fuck are you trying to do?

935
00:41:59,239 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 8: This is my thing.

936
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 2: I want to go see my family.

937
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 8: I wanna eat some turkey, I wanna have a good time,

938
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 8: talk to my parents, and then talk shit about Tyler

939
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 8: Perry and y'all are fucking it up because y'all want

940
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 8: to talk about this dude, that lost his legs and

941
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 8: it's lovely to be alive. And this Thanksgiving he finally

942
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 8: gets to sit down for a meal with his family.

943
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 8: Acre stories seven years of being lost in Iraq and

944
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 8: ship like that.

945
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 7: I'm like, this has nothing to do with fucking sports,

946
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 7: but you know.

947
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: What, ESPN has been on that tip, like almost every

948
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 2: Sunday morning though, Like if you turn on ESPN before

949
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: like the NFL Sunday Counter on or whatever whatever which

950
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: one is on, this channel comes on. They're always doing

951
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: those kind of inspirational type stories. I mean, that's that's

952
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 2: just there. That's just been there.

953
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 5: Like they go out other way to ruin your day.

954
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 2: Yes, they feel sad.

955
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 5: Are you having a good day today?

956
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: That's great.

957
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 5: You're you're you're you're doing your family well. You know,

958
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 5: who can't endure their family? Little Timmy, Little Timmy's parents are.

959
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 2: Dead, right? Would you do that?

960
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 7: Is there any other holiday where they do that?

961
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 2: Like they're gonna do that shit for like Eastern shit,

962
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 2: Like it's only fucking Thanksgiving where it's just.

963
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 7: Like this guy was lost in Iraq and they lost

964
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 7: his legs.

965
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 5: It's because they don't have Thanksgiving music.

966
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: That's why. That's what I think too.

967
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 8: If ye had thanks Giving carols, that we would have

968
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 8: something to celebrate. But instead I gotta listen to some

969
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 8: shit about Iraq veteran they got fucked in the ass

970
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 8: by the Taliban for seventeen years and finally got free

971
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 8: last week. And he's gonna have his first piece of

972
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 8: turkey in a homeless shelter. I'm like, why are you

973
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 8: trying to fuck my life up?

974
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: Dog?

975
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

976
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: Because they because because we don't have we have Christmas carols,

977
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: and because we have Christian music. And just by the way,

978
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: stores have been waiting to play the Christmas music.

979
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 7: Like no, no, I'm not getting an echo, but I

980
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 7: can call you right back.

981
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 8: Hold on, all right, Hold on second, guys, gotta hang

982
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 8: up on Cress and call him right back.

983
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 5: Let's see.

984
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: Okay, And now this ship doesn't want to work. That's awesome.

985
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 2: Chris is gone. Wait, he's still here.

986
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 5: I'm talking that.

987
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, you hang up and I'll call you back live

988
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 8: podcasting people. That's what it's all about, right there.

989
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: Why am I.

990
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 8: Getting Oh, because y'all because keV started his call. keV,

991
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 8: you gotta call him back ship. Yeah, it's all good.

992
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 2: I was like, why isn't am I not you in

993
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: charge of the show right now?

994
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: Dude?

995
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 2: If you don't, it's back. It's just you. So it's

996
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: up to you.

997
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 5: You want to.

998
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 2: I'm the old ship, y'all. Put the power of my

999
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: hands wrong person.

1000
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, now the cave is what if keV is like, well,

1001
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 8: ship I started to call I'm in control, Chris.

1002
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: I want to do this by myself. It's time for

1003
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: cav to shine.

1004
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 7: Baby, it's the show, Chris, you're still getting the echo.

1005
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 5: I'm good, But Chris, I think you were.

1006
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 2: About to make a point. Man, I'm sorry you got

1007
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 2: cut out.

1008
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: No, so story has been waiting to play Christmas music, like,

1009
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: you know, like a nigga who's been in a h

1010
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: a in a white collar job all day gets in

1011
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: his car wants to play that ignorant.

1012
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 5: As music like they couldn't wait to play Christmas music.

1013
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: And because you have so much time in between, then

1014
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: when Christmas starts, you kind of just don't think about

1015
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: the meaning of Christmas. You just focus on, you know,

1016
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 1: the Sanna and and jingle bells and all other shit.

1017
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: We don't have anything with Thanksgiving, So when Thanksgiving comes,

1018
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: just what are you thankful for?

1019
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 5: Oh, you're thankful for that? Well, you know who else

1020
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 5: are thankful? Jimmy for being alive.

1021
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: The stuff that Thanksgiving is actually remembered for if you

1022
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 2: if you really think about the context and the history

1023
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 2: of it, it's not really something anyone wants to really remember.

1024
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I made jokes about that on our Wednesday show.

1025
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 8: That was my running I don't know how if people

1026
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 8: picked up on it, but that was my running joke

1027
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 8: was how terrible thanksgifting is.

1028
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 2: It's like every time every time we took a.

1029
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 8: Got to a break in the show, I'd be like,

1030
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 8: but hey, it's Thanksgiving and this is the day that

1031
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 8: reminds us someone.

1032
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: I had someone on Facebook, like, you know, white check

1033
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: out went to high school. Was supposed to some picture

1034
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 2: from like the tea party when I know she's a Republican,

1035
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, look at all these pilgrims sharing food

1036
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: with these Native Americans that was not paid for with

1037
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: food stamps. Yeah picture. I'm like, you know what, I've

1038
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 2: really stayed my fucking hand because I was. I was, really,

1039
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 2: how do you have these friends? I always hearing you

1040
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 2: talk about It's just like some random white chick from

1041
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 2: high school and like you know, she added me on Facebook.

1042
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 2: I was like, no, whatever, fuck I add her on Facebook.

1043
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: And then I'm looking on like the little old timeline

1044
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 2: thing and I'm like, okay, I knew she was a

1045
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 2: Republican from Republican from like the you know, Christian ship

1046
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 2: she pushed up and all this other stuff. But I

1047
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 2: see this dumb ass picture. I'm like, you know, this

1048
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 2: makes no fucking sense. I really want to go off

1049
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 2: on you, but I just don't have I don't I

1050
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 2: don't have the energy or or I just don't I

1051
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: want to, but then again, I don't want to.

1052
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 5: That's just a stupid ass.

1053
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 8: He's a friend of she's dating a friend of mine,

1054
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 8: and she's like a model, so she basically takes her

1055
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 8: clothes off for a living. And she was like talking

1056
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 8: about how like fucked up something that, you know, like

1057
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 8: poor people need to do this, or and I don't

1058
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 8: want to hear that this is racist. Oh no, it

1059
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 8: was something racist. And then she was like and I

1060
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 8: don't want to hear how this is racist because blah

1061
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 8: blah blah. And it was something stupid like because you know,

1062
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 8: I got a black cousin or something stupid shit like that,

1063
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 8: and I was like, this entire post is the height

1064
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 8: of privilege, and I unfriended her and never look back

1065
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 8: because fuck her. Like just I don't know, man, I'm

1066
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 8: not into the having my my my whole you know,

1067
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 8: mood corrupted by this ignorance dude. And I feel like, yeah,

1068
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 8: like I'm not going on Facebook to get mad. Fuck you, bitch.

1069
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 8: I don't need to be your friend. I barely know you,

1070
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 8: and you're not that fucking hot, that white guy type

1071
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 8: of hot where they only like anorexic bitches, So fuck

1072
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 8: you not.

1073
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: I don't care if you're my friend's girlfriend or any

1074
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 2: of that shit.

1075
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 8: You're ignorant ass bitch, and I don't want to be

1076
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 8: associated with you.

1077
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: I started to learn, I gotta you gotta walk away

1078
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: from that, shir I just can't. At this point in

1079
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: my life, I can't have these arguments anymore because you're not.

1080
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 5: Gonna especially you're over thirty. I'm not gonna convince you otherwise.

1081
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had.

1082
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 6: I had to go through and to clean out some

1083
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 6: of my Facebook white friends too, because a lot of

1084
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 6: my Facebook white friends of Roger's Facebook white friends.

1085
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 2: And so you know, I went through.

1086
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 6: I was like okay, done friend, unfriend on friend, all right, unfriend,

1087
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 6: you're not making me mad, unfriend, you're you're ignorant.

1088
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 2: Unfriend, No nothing personal.

1089
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, well anyway, fuck though. Another thing that happened at work, man,

1090
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 8: we got this cool ass water cooler machine, Like it

1091
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 8: was a water suspenser and it was like fucking electronic

1092
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 8: and uh, it was like the fucking it was like

1093
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 8: if Kit the car from from Night Rider became a

1094
00:48:59,040 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 8: water cooler.

1095
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 2: Like it told you how many gallons you you drank?

1096
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: It's how many?

1097
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 8: It gave random facts about Yeah, it was so and

1098
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 8: it was so sanitary, like.

1099
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 2: What temperature would you like today? Don't do that, Michael,

1100
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 2: Like it was telling like, you know, Kid was kind

1101
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: of an uptight bitch and just don't do that warned

1102
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 2: you when people were coming when you were talking about him.

1103
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: But has anybody ever wondered what k would say if

1104
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: Michael ever we was trying to chick in the car,

1105
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: did you.

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00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 3: Use like like what do you be like?

1107
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 2: What do you be like?

1108
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 5: Down?

1109
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1110
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 8: I just would like to think it would be calm

1111
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 8: and not say anything right, And the only way we

1112
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 8: would know Kid was cool was that that you remember

1113
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 8: that white light on this on this grill, it would

1114
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 8: just speed up really really fast.

1115
00:49:55,360 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: Like instead of being like, yes, Michael, kill that pussy.

1116
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: Actually want to be talking, ship be like, yeah, yes,

1117
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: Michae will pull her hair, right Michael.

1118
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 5: And if you all calm with it, and.

1119
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll get We'll get the dude, the porn star

1120
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 8: Wesley's pipes to write kids lyrics like that making nasty

1121
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 8: Michael fuck her like you fucked her sister yesterday. That

1122
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 8: is a good piece of ship man. But yeah, So

1123
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 8: the water Trying three thousand is what I named it. Uh,

1124
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 8: it was so much more cleaner and sanitary, Like I like,

1125
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 8: before water Trying three thousand, our water dispensing machine. Like

1126
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 8: people would take their bottle, like a bottle of water

1127
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 8: that they've been looking on, sucking on drinking out of

1128
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 8: all fucking day and put the nozzle of the bottle

1129
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 8: right up to the nozzle of the water.

1130
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, nigga, you could be sick, get a cover.

1131
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 8: Of something like I've watched you coughing sneeze a fucking day.

1132
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 2: I'm not drinking water after you. And they would yeah,

1133
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 2: and they wonder why when people in the office get sick.

1134
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,439
Speaker 2: Everybody gets sick.

1135
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 5: That's why those are.

1136
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: The motherfuckers that were in elementary school in middle school.

1137
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 1: They put their whole mouth on the water fountain.

1138
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 5: Yes, hate you. I hate you so much. Stop a

1139
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 5: disgusting pie.

1140
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop blowing the water fountain. And the same people

1141
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 2: that don't watch their hands in the bathroom. Yeah, man,

1142
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: So I ever knew that was.

1143
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: A real problem until I started working in an office

1144
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: and I realized that, Wait, most of you, motherfucker you

1145
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: not wash your hands.

1146
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I've seen them, not just not just the

1147
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 5: urinal to the door.

1148
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 2: I've seen stall to the door.

1149
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 9: M hm, yes, straight walk water run.

1150
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 7: Stall to the door is like the most offensive.

1151
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 8: Not washing your hands like that is like even my

1152
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 8: ship doesn't have it doesn't have toza like shit, don't stink.

1153
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, like Sarah, I've gotten so mad when I'm seeing

1154
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 5: that shit. I've actually just left work, ya.

1155
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: I just feel I can't I can't function in that

1156
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 1: office anymore because I don't know what the fuck you

1157
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: You've done that, And then you go into the kitchen

1158
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,479
Speaker 1: and you start touching it in the kitchen and god forbid,

1159
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: somebody put out some cookies or something.

1160
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 8: Especially those places without the paper towels, the ones where

1161
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 8: they try to blow your hands dry, because then I'm

1162
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 8: literally waiting at the door, like I hope somebody comes

1163
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 8: in to them because I'm not touching the ship.

1164
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 2: I didn't do that the same money.

1165
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 9: But that's some bullshit because unless it because you got

1166
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 9: some of them.

1167
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 6: That blow great where you're like, okay, I'm dry. Do

1168
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 6: you got some of it to feels like a nigga

1169
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 6: blowing hot air on you, You'll be.

1170
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 9: Like, why do y'all have this here? The ship's not

1171
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 9: drying my hands.

1172
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 2: The fucking peck of towels in.

1173
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 8: Hair is ninety eight point seven degrees that've blown on

1174
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 8: your hands, all right, man?

1175
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 2: So yeah, that wa are trying three thousand.

1176
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 8: Now, there was a they had comment cards for water

1177
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 8: Trying three thousand, and I put in good comments, right,

1178
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 8: I would be like, hey, I love this water machine.

1179
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 8: I hope we keep it because it was like on

1180
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 8: a probationary, you know, like it was just you know,

1181
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 8: are we gonna like this or not? If you like it,

1182
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 8: leave comments and we might make it permanent. So I'm

1183
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 8: like in certain comments like I love it, I love it,

1184
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 8: I love it.

1185
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 2: So I then took some of the extra comment cards

1186
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 2: and I started playing a game with my coworker.

1187
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 8: Devin, where I put I put the characteristics of our

1188
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 8: coworkers on the cards and then she there's like a

1189
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 8: little dude on the card that's like a ballhead dude

1190
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 8: holding a glass of water.

1191
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 2: Well she draws on that what the coworker looks like. Right,

1192
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 2: So I would be like, you know, you know, like say,

1193
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 2: for one dude, i'd say.

1194
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 8: Something like, hey, this comment card because we found out

1195
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 8: that he goes on Facebook, I mean on craizelist and

1196
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 8: tries to pick up women and he's married and he's

1197
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 8: like fifty and he's creepy. So because of that, I

1198
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 8: feel like, uh, you know, shit on there, like hey,

1199
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 8: I don't know if whoever's reading this is single, but

1200
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 8: if so, check me out if you're looking, and I'll

1201
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 8: be on craigslist, you know. And so she would write

1202
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 8: in like what the dude looks like and shit. So

1203
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 8: I put her onto the game and she thought it

1204
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 8: was funny and we were having a good time. At

1205
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 8: the end of the day, I would deliver like three

1206
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 8: comment cards and then at the morning, in the morning

1207
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 8: I would wake I would go to my desk and

1208
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 8: she would have the answers waiting on me, and I'll

1209
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 8: tell her if she was right. Well, apparently she decided

1210
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 8: to take the joke one step further and started putting

1211
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 8: joke comment cards in the fucking water cooler machine thing.

1212
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 8: And one was like this is the best goddamn water

1213
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 8: of all time, and another one was just the dude

1214
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 8: that holds a glass of water doing a middle finger.

1215
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: And so I went in there on the day before

1216
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving against some water, and water Trying three thousand was gone.

1217
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 2: Oh yes, and only my good.

1218
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 8: Comments and her fucked up joke comments were the only

1219
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 8: ones in there.

1220
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 7: So I know that she fucked up water Trying.

1221
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 2: Three thousand for everybody. Thanks Devin. What an asshole, man.

1222
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: We fucked up everything transformed, and.

1223
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 8: I was legitimately sad, dude, that's what's so fucked up.

1224
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 8: I was at work sad.

1225
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 6: Like.

1226
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 2: I went to get the water and I was like,

1227
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 2: I saw that old machine in there. I was like, no,

1228
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 2: can't be wrong.

1229
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 5: Was gone.

1230
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 2: Water Trying three thousand? A life? You gotta live time,

1231
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: oh man.

1232
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 8: Seeking the computers, man, I was looking for some porno

1233
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 8: x upster dot com and it's a streaming portant site.

1234
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 8: I know everybody's familiar with their own versions of streaming

1235
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 8: port sites.

1236
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 2: Whatever you go to, that's fine.

1237
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 8: And I gotta say, dude, I went to like the fifty,

1238
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 8: like most like the highest rated videos like, Okay, let

1239
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 8: me see what it's hot this week.

1240
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: White men. Yeah, not all jokes are not not to

1241
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 2: get off top of. But when I go to them sites,

1242
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 2: all that shit be like.

1243
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 5: This is ship I don't want.

1244
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, white men, they ranked white men.

1245
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 8: Y'all gotta ease up on women's sizesg Okay. Now, look,

1246
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 8: we tolerated the ship for a long time, and I

1247
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 8: understand that you have your your European standard beauty.

1248
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 2: All this shit, I get it. Y'all gotta ease up, man,

1249
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 2: this ship is getting too antirectic out here.

1250
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 8: Now. I'm not saying you gotta be into BBW porn

1251
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 8: all this shit. I'm not even saying that people. I'm

1252
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 8: not saying that she gotta be three hundred. I'm saying

1253
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,879
Speaker 8: now for me to find boy, I'm saying for now,

1254
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 8: for me to find a normal sized woman that you

1255
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 8: would see in everyday life, I have to put in

1256
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 8: the search term busty or chovy.

1257
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 2: Yeah that's terrible. Yeah yeah, I'm serious, dude, that is

1258
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 2: fucking terrible. Man. White people ease the fuck up, like

1259
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: you can't jack out to nothing but fucking Anirexic bitches,

1260
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 2: Like come on.

1261
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,919
Speaker 1: Dog, So basically what you're saying iss card Uh.

1262
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 2: It's back, dog, It's back. Like I listen, you want

1263
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 2: your porn to be more believable that you know you

1264
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 2: can actually picture yourself in this fucking situation. Yes, camp

1265
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 2: with these with these skinny ass anirex I want to

1266
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 2: feel like I would fuck this chick. That's all.

1267
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 8: I want to feel like like it's It's kind of

1268
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 8: how for a lot of dudes, every Zoe's out down

1269
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 8: to sex scene is caippable, right, Like every time I

1270
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 8: see Zoe, every time I see Zoe in the sex scene,

1271
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 8: I'm like, what's what's going on next?

1272
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 2: Because I don't know.

1273
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: It looks like the dude who's sucking a fourteen year

1274
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: old girl, but you know, yeah, it looks like that

1275
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 1: because she's built like a fourteen year old girl.

1276
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 8: Yeah no, no, trapped in the closet parts seventeen to

1277
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 8: twenty seven, but yeah, yeah.

1278
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 2: So it's kind of sad man.

1279
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 8: And I found that putting in busty in the sex

1280
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 8: like the search terms actually makes my porn experience better.

1281
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 8: So now that's all I'm going to be watching is

1282
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 8: busty porn, which is sad. Which is sad. White people,

1283
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 8: it's your fault. Normal looking women can be attractive. I

1284
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 8: don't know where we went off the rails and like,

1285
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 8: because I'm not one of those people that watches like

1286
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 8: The Victoria's Secret Show and goes, look at these sex

1287
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 8: he has ninety seven pounds.

1288
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 5: It's terrible. Models are horrendous.

1289
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're they're.

1290
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: Like like I if it wasn't for the Lingerie, I

1291
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't know if I was watching The Victorious Secret like models,

1292
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: or if I was watching one of those feed The

1293
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: troils are afacant, like.

1294
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 2: Almost that seems like it's like real fashion anymore either, Like, yeah,

1295
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen them guard. They were like fucking

1296
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: like leal leotards on like a little string and ship

1297
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 2: like that's not fucking fashion. I see I see fashion

1298
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 2: and ship that.

1299
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 5: Hey, you know I see that.

1300
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 2: I want to go buy it and wear it out somewhere.

1301
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 2: Are you gonna wear some.

1302
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 8: Shit angel wings and ship like that, Like like, uh, listen,

1303
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 8: if I want to fuck you, I don't give a

1304
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 8: fuck about you having angel wings on the back of

1305
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 8: your bra. I'm really just trying to fuck you. So

1306
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 8: take that ship off.

1307
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 6: I paid that one thousand dollars for some fucking fur

1308
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 6: to be everywhere when I get finished.

1309
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 5: No, the problem I have with.

1310
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: Those models is if I feel like if I was

1311
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 1: to have sex with one of them, I'd be a

1312
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: version of prostitution because after I was done, I feel

1313
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: obligated to give him like twenty five cent coffee or

1314
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: some ship.

1315
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I break there, Go have a sandwich, deer,

1316
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 5: go have a sandwich.

1317
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: It's just if they're not attractive, right the ship they're

1318
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: wearing like they're wearing this, like they're showing clevelance or

1319
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: showing they're showing the it's tight, they're in the underwear,

1320
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: and you don't get turned on because it's like, well,

1321
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: you know, they have no ass.

1322
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 2: It's twenty twelve. Can we drop this shit? Like, honestly,

1323
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 2: is that what people are picking for their models. I

1324
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 2: would not pick that.

1325
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 8: Let me tell you what dudes are really attracted to. Okay,

1326
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 8: look at porn stars. That's the answer, because that's.

1327
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 2: Where everybody jack's off to.

1328
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 8: Regardless of what people say, the real answer is the

1329
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 8: exaggerated ass figures of.

1330
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 2: Porn stars is typically what dudes is looking to jack

1331
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 2: off to.

1332
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 8: So can we stop pretending that everybody thinks these seven

1333
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 8: foot tall, two hundred i mean one hundred pound.

1334
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 7: Chicks are sexy as shit?

1335
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 2: Like nobody really believes that.

1336
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 8: Like when I see a really tall chick in like

1337
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 8: the supermarket and shit, looking like a supermodel.

1338
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 2: I'm really like, my life must be crazy. She's really tall.

1339
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: Well that's what you know, you know, I know where

1340
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: it came back from, because they brepp the America's Next

1341
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: Top Model because before people were starting to get you know,

1342
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: understand that listen, you know you ain't got to be fat,

1343
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: but like have some definition. But America's Next Time all

1344
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: came out and all of a sudden, it's well, you're

1345
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: too fat, And I'm.

1346
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 2: Like, what is right?

1347
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good point as much as as much

1348
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 8: as uh what man, what the tire banks? As much

1349
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 8: as tire banks swear She's like, oh, it's all about

1350
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 8: you know, the natural beauty of the of the American

1351
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 8: woman and people need to appreciate that.

1352
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 2: And I am not fat, damn it.

1353
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 8: And then you go look at her show and it's

1354
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 8: like all these women may seventy five pounds and it's

1355
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 8: seven feet tall.

1356
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 2: So what are you put outing? Again?

1357
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: I haven't forgotten that the ship the Tyer Banks did,

1358
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: she pulled a Cory Booker and she did the whole wearing.

1359
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 5: A fat suit thing.

1360
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, And and I'm like, yo, people made funny not

1361
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: because you were fat, because you looked fucking rede. I mean,

1362
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: you didn't look just fat, like you looked like, you know,

1363
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: worse than media would if you're.

1364
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 5: Like you were on some bastard type ship. And yeah,

1365
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 5: I would climb the funk out of you too.

1366
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: Because you have like ten chins and you had your

1367
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: roles and you yeah, you just looked horrendous every day.

1368
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 8: So I saw some movies this weekend, last couple of

1369
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 8: weekends actually number one. I saw Quantum of Salas and

1370
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 8: Solace and Casino Royale, and uh yeah, I like those

1371
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 8: better than the last days bind. I just needed to

1372
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 8: rewatch them to be sure because I had that feeling,

1373
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,439
Speaker 8: but I wasn't sure.

1374
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 7: And I hate when people getting all Nostalgic.

1375
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 2: Better than Skyfall.

1376
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like them better than sky Fall. I went

1377
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 7: back and watched.

1378
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 2: Casino Royale better than Skyfall. Quantum of Solace is out

1379
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 2: of those threets, like the third on my list.

1380
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I could get that.

1381
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 2: Incredible, I could get that it's so much to me.

1382
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I could absolutely get that.

1383
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 2: It's not like.

1384
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 7: Quantum of Solace is a good movie. But that leads

1385
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 7: to my next movie.

1386
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 2: I watched.

1387
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 8: It's a good impossible white man movie, just like the

1388
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 8: movie the movie. Yeah, I'm impartial. I'm partial to impossible

1389
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 8: white man movies.

1390
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 2: Okay, we all know this. The movie Lockout.

1391
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 7: That is a good ass impossible white man movie.

1392
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 2: Y'all should check it out.

1393
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 8: It's on Netflix a Lockout. Lockout is about it's so ridiculous.

1394
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 8: It's about a guy who gets framed from murder. Is

1395
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 8: that again, Chris?

1396
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 2: The plot makes no goddamn sense whatsoever.

1397
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: It's the escape from New York ship in space.

1398
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, wow, this guy gets uh. This guy gets

1399
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 8: framed from murder. Right by the way, the levity of

1400
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 8: his situation seems to escape him as he basically does

1401
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 8: a stand up roast through the entire movie, like he

1402
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 8: didn't take shit serious. People are like, listen, man, you're

1403
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 8: gonna go to life in prison, and the prison is

1404
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 8: in space and it's full of killers and they put

1405
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 8: you in the stasis thing and it fucks up your

1406
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 8: cerebral cortes and you might come out and you might

1407
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 8: be insane or a murder is a killer, or just

1408
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 8: lose reality. And he's just like making jokes like, so

1409
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,919
Speaker 8: is it gonna be cold up there? Because I don't

1410
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,919
Speaker 8: need to know if I need to wear a jacket, bitch,

1411
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 8: Like what.

1412
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 2: Dude, this is your fucking life taking be a little serious,

1413
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 2: like say Chris White, Yeah, he was on that yolo

1414
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 2: dude like he was.

1415
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 8: It was like shit would be having and it was

1416
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 8: so it's like we're going to all right, So here's

1417
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 8: a plot.

1418
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 2: Here's a plot. He gets framed for murder of someone.

1419
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 8: By the way, never say what he did for a living,

1420
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 8: but apparently he's helping a cop out somehow he gets

1421
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 8: framed for murdering a cop.

1422
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 7: Apparently in the future there's no need for trials anymore.

1423
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 8: You go straight to prison because you know how America

1424
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 8: would do away with that, and they decided to send

1425
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 8: him the Space Prison. There's a prison in space, but

1426
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 8: they sitting all the bad guys and they lock him

1427
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 8: up in some type of stasis and you wake up

1428
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 8: fifteen years later.

1429
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 7: After during your time, but you haven't actually moved or

1430
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 7: anything like that.

1431
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 8: There's uh and so also The Demolition Man basically basically

1432
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 8: except it's space impossible.

1433
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 2: White Man movie. Oh I love that movie.

1434
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 7: Yes, oh yeah, oh Wes is nice. Should have got

1435
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,000
Speaker 7: an oscar for that.

1436
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 5: By the way, like at least mentioned Simon Phoenix.

1437
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: Yo, Simon Phoenix is one of my all time greatest

1438
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: like black villains in the movie and it's just ridiculous.

1439
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 5: He basically I can't I can't even defend Simon loved movie.

1440
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 8: Simon Phoenix basically woke up in Grand Theftio that if

1441
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 8: you look at the movie that way.

1442
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 5: The old black who with the old black dude who

1443
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 5: was like the old like the old black Negro. That

1444
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 5: was like, No, that's Simon Phoenix. Who was that dude?

1445
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 2: Look up.

1446
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 5: All the movies. He was just like, No, that's Simon Phoenix.

1447
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 5: He's one of the baddest dude you were for me exactly.

1448
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 5: He's the bro cast Morgan Freeman y awesome. I love

1449
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 5: that movie.

1450
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 8: Oh wait, actually put in uh Demolition Man. Uh, And

1451
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 8: I didn't mean to put in remake, but somehow I

1452
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 8: put in remake. And people are trying to cast a

1453
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 8: remake of Demolition Man.

1454
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 5: You can't.

1455
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 2: Someone had Will Smith, Simon.

1456
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 5: Man, Will Smith. I love Will Smith.

1457
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: You need a dark skin crazy nigga that you can

1458
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: dye his hair blonde and let this nigga be crazy

1459
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 1: and to be proly honest, I don't know anybody else

1460
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: could do it other than.

1461
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, he can't where then he is at and get

1462
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 5: him to do it again.

1463
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, you can't do that, man, Yeah, man, so I would,

1464
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 8: but yeah, so like I want lockout man. And so

1465
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 8: the other part of the crazy ass plot, because is

1466
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 8: if this isn't crazy enough, right, is that the President's daughter.

1467
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 7: Goes to visit the space prison and.

1468
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 8: She's there with secret Service, and of course the people

1469
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 8: at the space prison are like, look, no weapons on

1470
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 8: the other side of the glass. Now we're gonna unfreeze

1471
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 8: some of the criminals. So she can talk to him

1472
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 8: and interview him. And then it's over the.

1473
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 2: President's daughter going to another mind. Okay, impossible, white man, impossible,

1474
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 2: White man yes, exactly.

1475
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 8: So, uh, the president's daughter is interviewing the guy, and

1476
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 8: so her secret serviceman like one's on the side with

1477
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 8: the bad guys and the others on the side with her,

1478
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 8: And the black secret serviceman decides, fuck the rules, I'm

1479
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 8: gonna keep an extra piece tucked in my sock because

1480
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 8: apparently this prison, this prison doesn't have any weapons.

1481
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 2: Gin her.

1482
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 8: And uh he takes and he's on the side with

1483
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 8: the criminals, and uh and just guess what happens.

1484
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 7: He gets his weapon taken from him and fucks up

1485
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 7: the entire movie.

1486
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 8: So, yeah, man, and they send uh, the guy I

1487
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 8: think his name is Guy Pierce, the guy who plays

1488
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:18,759
Speaker 8: the main guy. They send him into space and instead

1489
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 8: of going into prison to like be there, he is

1490
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 8: now responsible for getting the president's daughter.

1491
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:30,799
Speaker 2: Out, and uh, that sounds impossible, White man. Impossibleness ensues.

1492
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 8: Dog, I'm not gonna ruin the whoppot for everybody, but yeah, dog,

1493
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 8: the it got real impossible, really fucking quick.

1494
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 2: Dog out and it was good.

1495
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 8: Like you gotta forgive the first opening montage or scene

1496
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:45,439
Speaker 8: or whatever.

1497
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 7: Because the CGI and that ship is horrendous.

1498
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 2: It it really looks like something ouful PlayStation one, like,

1499
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 2: you know, one.

1500
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 1: Little thing that people forget about the impossible white man

1501
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 1: movie is and I saw you were allowed to tweets about,

1502
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 1: you know, the prison's daughter or anything of that.

1503
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 5: There's always also an impossible for white female.

1504
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 2: Yes, every movie.

1505
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,640
Speaker 5: Right, and she's dumb, she's dumb, dumb ship, but she

1506
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 5: gets away with it, you know, so she.

1507
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 7: Got good, she gots a good heart. You know, it's

1508
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 7: not her fault.

1509
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,120
Speaker 2: She's dumb. She's always like, uh, you know what.

1510
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 7: I know that they sent you here to save me

1511
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 7: from this prison of rapists and killers.

1512
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 2: But we need to go back and say the other hostage. Baby.

1513
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to interrupt, y'all. Put the audio dropped.

1514
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 8: The audio drop with the chat room, oh ship, Yeah,

1515
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 8: for some reason, I got disconnect. All right, let me

1516
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 8: let me refresh that. I'm sorry, y'all, No, no problem,

1517
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 8: no problem. I don't know what happened there, Like I

1518
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 8: froze up on my side. Let me see if I

1519
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,759
Speaker 8: can put myself on camera.

1520
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 5: All right?

1521
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 7: Is the audio working everybody again?

1522
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 5: Is it?

1523
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay? Cool?

1524
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm actually doing it impossible. I'm

1525
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 1: actually writing a post for movie trailer reviews that net

1526
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: on my favorite impossible white man movies.

1527
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you gave it a name to it. I

1528
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 5: was like, I think it's right. I love these fucking movies.

1529
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,960
Speaker 2: They're so good. It's a whole genre.

1530
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 8: It is the most underrated genre of feeling in my opinion,

1531
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 8: and people.

1532
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 1: It explains almost everybody who's in the Expendables movies career.

1533
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exactly, exact entire career.

1534
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 8: Other people have tried it, and there's very It's a

1535
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:34,720
Speaker 8: very fine line between a good impossible white man movie

1536
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 8: and a bad one.

1537
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 2: I admit that.

1538
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 7: But once you understand the genre, you can be way

1539
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,080
Speaker 7: more forgiving.

1540
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:43,360
Speaker 8: Like the like the movie Van Hell scene is an

1541
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 8: impossible white man movie that they do have no fucking superpower.

1542
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 2: You know, his superpower is he's white. That is, yeah,

1543
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 2: he's a white dude man.

1544
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 7: So it makes sense and still somehow comes out on top.

1545
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm a white dude man. What can I say?

1546
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 2: I figured the shit out.

1547
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 7: It's like, okay, white man's you win in this round?

1548
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:11,559
Speaker 2: This impossible. The impossible white man movies are so good. Man.

1549
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 8: Just give a white man an impossible task and no

1550
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 8: superpowers and uh is good.

1551
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 5: Mcgiver was the ultimate impossible white man.

1552
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you.

1553
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:27,680
Speaker 1: Literally gave this nigga a paper clip, uh, some overbands,

1554
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 1: some glue, and his white privilege, and he would like

1555
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 1: save the world.

1556
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was all he needed. He's like, yeah, you

1557
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 8: know what, dog, I'm white, so I'm gonna figure a

1558
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 8: way out of this. Like also, the impossible white man

1559
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,840
Speaker 8: is ultimately cocky, like to a ridiculous amount. It's like,

1560
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 8: you know what, we have your daughter, we have your wife.

1561
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:51,439
Speaker 8: That's fifty seven Albanians. We all have the weapons and

1562
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 8: get tied up in this basement and I'm gonna stab

1563
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 8: your wife and let him bleed out just for good measure.

1564
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:58,880
Speaker 2: And he's like, don't worry, honey, I'll get us.

1565
01:11:58,840 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 6: Out of this.

1566
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, god, damn, I would never say that.

1567
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 7: I'd be crying and calling like a little bitch like no,

1568
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 7: I think.

1569
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 2: I want to give up right now? You know I

1570
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 2: don't want to take this chance. I'll just give up.

1571
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 8: Can you Like if a possible white man movie started me,

1572
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 8: I would be like, can you just kill me?

1573
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 2: Now? Is that white? They don't have impossible black man movies?

1574
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 1: No?

1575
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:19,600
Speaker 8: Actually, Karen his word's gonna get deep. Okay, people, I

1576
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 8: hope you'all ready to go ahead with me.

1577
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

1578
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,759
Speaker 8: Even impossible black man movies are impossible white man movies.

1579
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:32,599
Speaker 8: Action Jackson is an impossible white man movie star Axon Jackson.

1580
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,639
Speaker 7: Now that's not a fucking white That is a possible

1581
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 7: white man movie.

1582
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:37,760
Speaker 2: Oh so an.

1583
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:41,519
Speaker 6: Impossible black man movie is all impossible black man. What

1584
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 6: would it be like country somebody cooking in the background.

1585
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,640
Speaker 8: I don't know what an impossible black man movie looks like.

1586
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,640
Speaker 8: I just know that all that that genre is impossible

1587
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:53,200
Speaker 8: white man movies. Some of them just happen to start

1588
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:57,720
Speaker 8: black people. Okay, Like that movie where where it's all

1589
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 8: about like the Enemy of the State with Will Smith,

1590
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 8: impossible white man movie. I mean, yeah, the whole government

1591
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 8: and every satellite a camera in the world was trained

1592
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 8: on killing him and he lived.

1593
01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: No, how do you argue that that Will Smith actually

1594
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 1: has some of the best black man led impossible white.

1595
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 2: Man Oh yeah, yes, he does. Yes, Independent Day Oh.

1596
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yes, Like a punch in the face show.

1597
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 5: His entire squad get shot out of the sky.

1598
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,600
Speaker 1: He shoes down one, he knocks down one alien, and

1599
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 1: then punches it in the face, then drags it to

1600
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 1: Area fifty one, gets picked up by white people, gets

1601
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 1: to the base, gets let in, and people are just like.

1602
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,000
Speaker 5: Okay, cool.

1603
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:37,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1604
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 8: Leonard Brothers says, I am legend is the impossible white

1605
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 8: man movie?

1606
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:42,519
Speaker 2: Not true? Not true.

1607
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 8: Here's why not he died in the end, can be

1608
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,599
Speaker 8: impossible white man movie.

1609
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 2: Any type of second where he looks.

1610
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, that alternate ending way he lives is impossible white

1611
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 8: man at the end. Yeah, no sacrifice can be made.

1612
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 1: That's why Man on Fire is almost a possible white man.

1613
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,479
Speaker 1: But he again, he dies in the end.

1614
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 2: Can't be You know, if he dies a hero, don't

1615
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,679
Speaker 2: you kind of want to give him like a little

1616
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,000
Speaker 2: bit of leeway to be the announce white man.

1617
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 5: The powful white man always lives.

1618
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 2: He always lives. Look at die Hard. They coming out

1619
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,599
Speaker 2: with another die Hard dude, and I will go see

1620
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 2: that trailer for to Man. I not want to see

1621
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 2: that ship. I see that ship.

1622
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 5: I'm sold.

1623
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 7: I as soon as that ship looked impossible, I was down.

1624
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 1: Like, here's how you know that die Hard and like

1625
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 1: the quintessential impossible white man movie.

1626
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 5: They named the movie die Hard, and they made four

1627
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 5: fucking movies show what it should be.

1628
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 1: It's not even like some like uh Jack bar twenty

1629
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:53,200
Speaker 1: four ship where he dies for like a half a.

1630
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:57,080
Speaker 5: Second and then comes back. At no point John McClinton

1631
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,879
Speaker 5: even come close to really dying.

1632
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:03,679
Speaker 8: Because it's actually because it's actually about you, the villains.

1633
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 8: The villain will die hard, not him, not him, not him.

1634
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 8: It should be called kill hard.

1635
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 1: I think, I actually, and we're gonna it's not the

1636
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,320
Speaker 1: it's not the best movie of the series, but I

1637
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:17,479
Speaker 1: should think the last die Hard movie it's actually the

1638
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 1: most impossible white man movie out of the whole entire

1639
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 1: bunch because he hops on the wing of a fucking

1640
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 1: f twenty two.

1641
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:27,559
Speaker 2: Yes, he kills the villain by shooting through himself.

1642
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:32,400
Speaker 5: All right, he kills the impossible white Man movie of

1643
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 5: all time.

1644
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 2: In that series show he killed a helicopter with a car.

1645
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: He's like, you just you just you just knocked the

1646
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 1: helicopter of the sky with a car.

1647
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:46,280
Speaker 5: I know I did it. I saw it. It's like.

1648
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:52,720
Speaker 8: Like they would just do me the kindness after every

1649
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,280
Speaker 8: time a scene like that happens where a guy walks

1650
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:58,519
Speaker 8: up and he's like, dude, you just fucking took out

1651
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:01,240
Speaker 8: a fighter jet with nothing but a history. He should

1652
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 8: just turn that guy and be like I know I'm

1653
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:08,200
Speaker 8: white and walk off like I would love that ship.

1654
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 5: Oh.

1655
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 2: The next one is called a good Day to die Hard,

1656
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 2: Like he's not gonna die He's not gonna die hard.

1657
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 2: It's a good day for you.

1658
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 1: This is like, I actually want to see one of

1659
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,240
Speaker 1: those movies from like the terrorist point of view.

1660
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 5: To be so frustrated. It's like this motherfucker just won't die. Yo.

1661
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,920
Speaker 8: It's yeah, yeah, yeah, I need I need a movie

1662
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 8: where the terrorists give up like halfway through. It's like,

1663
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,160
Speaker 8: you know what, man, I know that we strategize as

1664
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:49,240
Speaker 8: plan to single handily bring the United States. I know

1665
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,759
Speaker 8: he's single handedly may it came up with a strategy

1666
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,040
Speaker 8: to bring the United States of America through his knees

1667
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:59,480
Speaker 8: to technology and crippling the entire power structure.

1668
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's just one.

1669
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:06,160
Speaker 8: X cop from New Jersey that is fucking everything up,

1670
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 8: and I think we need to bow out of this one.

1671
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:09,360
Speaker 2: Doc.

1672
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 8: Like, I know we came up with a way to

1673
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 8: get the Joint Chiefs staff and uh, you know, how

1674
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,280
Speaker 8: were you in? And I know that we you know,

1675
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 8: really went through the entire military complex and found out.

1676
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 2: How all their weak spots.

1677
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,439
Speaker 8: But we did not We didn't even calculate for this

1678
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:29,639
Speaker 8: one random fifty year old white dude from New Jersey. Yeah,

1679
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:35,680
Speaker 8: the old man strength too. It's only gonna get more

1680
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:38,679
Speaker 8: impossible from here on out. Like, of course, that's what's funny.

1681
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,840
Speaker 8: Like I saw that trailer and people in the theater

1682
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 8: kind of grown, and I was like.

1683
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 2: Yes, like we're going to see that bluist shit. Yes,

1684
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. I looked at it. I was like, man,

1685
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,640
Speaker 2: I know what they're going man, you know you bring

1686
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 2: up the whole impossible white Man movie. I know what

1687
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,559
Speaker 2: they're going for. But I'm like, man, I just don't

1688
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,960
Speaker 2: think I can get with this lovel of ridiculousness. I'm

1689
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 2: not judging me. Yeah, I want you to know, no

1690
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 2: one's judging you here. You are right. You're the one

1691
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:08,160
Speaker 2: who's right. I just don't give a fuck. It's like

1692
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,599
Speaker 2: like I was really up, Like I didn't really care

1693
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 2: for the fourth one either, but I'm like, man, I

1694
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 2: just can't deal with too much more that. I loved

1695
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 2: it when Samuel jacksonelling in this year, but that last.

1696
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 8: One, I think The fourth one is my second favorite one. Honestly,

1697
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:22,040
Speaker 8: it's the most impossible.

1698
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:22,160
Speaker 2: Out of the mones.

1699
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 5: Like really when you look at and it's p.

1700
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 1: Thirteen are he does so much impossible ship from like

1701
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:35,760
Speaker 1: when he saves dude in the beginning, Yes, I mean

1702
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:39,599
Speaker 1: the bucking white man right here he gets through from

1703
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:44,640
Speaker 1: New Jersey to DC to Baltimore in like fifteen.

1704
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 5: Fucking minutes, yes, fucking rush hour traffic right there, dude.

1705
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:53,000
Speaker 7: That with that scene where he saves the nerd.

1706
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,639
Speaker 2: Dude, he is one.

1707
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 8: Guy with a pistol against a squad of mercenaries with

1708
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 8: night vision and infrared stoves and nobody fully and fully

1709
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,640
Speaker 8: automatic weapons.

1710
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 5: And it kills almost all of them.

1711
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 8: He kills and lives and saves the dude, and knowing

1712
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 8: he's shot, he kills h the Asian chick with his car.

1713
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:24,080
Speaker 2: All about that, and it's always go back and watch when.

1714
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:30,040
Speaker 5: Top from the Impossible White Man of it. It's the

1715
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:30,679
Speaker 5: greatest movie.

1716
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:33,320
Speaker 8: Im possible white Man be playing them hunches too, man,

1717
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 8: Like I don't know what it is about impossible white Man,

1718
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,120
Speaker 8: but they always.

1719
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:39,840
Speaker 2: Know, man, They just like, you know what, don't go

1720
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,040
Speaker 2: in that room. It's a trap and it's just like

1721
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,840
Speaker 2: they know, dude. It's like, I know it's a trap.

1722
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go in anyway.

1723
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 1: It's the white privilege fighter sent yog and you just danger, danger, danger.

1724
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:56,679
Speaker 2: And it goes off y'all, Like like in the Lockout Ship.

1725
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:59,280
Speaker 2: It was like, do you have a plan for this?

1726
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:01,240
Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't have a plan.

1727
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,760
Speaker 8: He just walks in and fucking out, just fucking like

1728
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 8: freestyles of fucking mission out there.

1729
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,960
Speaker 2: I was like, that's impossible, dude, Like, oh, I love it,

1730
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:12,719
Speaker 2: but that's what makes it great.

1731
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1732
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:17,120
Speaker 1: Bruce Willis is actually my all time favorite impossible white

1733
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 1: man of any movie. Almost any movie he's in, it's

1734
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 1: impossible white Man. Yeah, Fifth Element? Why do people like

1735
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,679
Speaker 1: Fifth Element? It's a terrible movie, but yes.

1736
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 2: Possible white Man. He kills almost an entire species. The

1737
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:35,160
Speaker 2: cruise Liner. He kills like a fucking entire speed.

1738
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:37,320
Speaker 1: There's that one scene where he comes in and it's

1739
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 1: like he's like you think we want to negotiate, all right,

1740
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:40,880
Speaker 1: and he goes in and he shoots.

1741
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 2: Dude in the head. Yes, it's like that's the other thing.

1742
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:47,760
Speaker 8: Impossible white man. Do not need all the information. They

1743
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:51,000
Speaker 8: never do were like, look, man walking into the hospital situation.

1744
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 8: Let me tell you what's going on here. First of all,

1745
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 8: this lady is an opera singing, and we think there's

1746
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,680
Speaker 8: a Yeah, I don't need.

1747
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:59,439
Speaker 2: None that now you know, no, you need to know this, Bruce.

1748
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,519
Speaker 8: I'm telling you right now. If you go in there, hey,

1749
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 8: you're not prepared, they're gonna tell you a part.

1750
01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:05,519
Speaker 2: So listen.

1751
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:07,360
Speaker 8: This guy is the leader of the group and you're

1752
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,639
Speaker 8: gonna want to get him on your side for Yeah,

1753
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 8: we're good.

1754
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,360
Speaker 2: You sure about this, Bruce, Bruce, Listen, here's a gun.

1755
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,400
Speaker 8: This gun has a special feature on it where if

1756
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 8: you can shoot it, but no one else can shoot it,

1757
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:22,760
Speaker 8: and also delivers a poison dart if you hit this button.

1758
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,320
Speaker 6: I'm not concerned about that. Let me finish belt and

1759
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:26,280
Speaker 6: then I'm going ahead shooting.

1760
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 7: It's a gun, right, Yes, it's a gun. So, but

1761
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 7: it's special.

1762
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,320
Speaker 5: Arnold is trying to do.

1763
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 1: You see this new movie coming out of the stand,

1764
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, see, I think Arnold's gone too far.

1765
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:40,720
Speaker 5: Like Arnold, Arnold, Arnold. It looks it looks like it's

1766
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,479
Speaker 5: gonna be a possible white man. But I feel like

1767
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,519
Speaker 5: he didn't have it in him to still.

1768
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 8: Doing Why is he a shriff of a Midwestern town

1769
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,439
Speaker 8: with an Austrian accent.

1770
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:55,240
Speaker 2: I would go see, I wanna see this movie. That's

1771
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,000
Speaker 2: what's so sad.

1772
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:58,800
Speaker 8: I will find a way to see this shitty movie

1773
01:21:58,880 --> 01:21:59,960
Speaker 8: because it's so impossible.

1774
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:04,240
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Kep just said they attach a mini gun

1775
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 1: to us to a school bus.

1776
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:13,360
Speaker 2: It's like this is like like I love it always

1777
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,200
Speaker 2: this and that that a governor of California check he

1778
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:20,240
Speaker 2: was getting like every charge anymore.

1779
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:22,479
Speaker 1: I got money, got you got child supporting pay and

1780
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:24,280
Speaker 1: everything like that. Yeah, that's struggling right now.

1781
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 2: I got to get the medical care, so.

1782
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,800
Speaker 1: Get But this is people people always like, man, you know,

1783
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,639
Speaker 1: there's not enough black people in movies. I'm like, it's

1784
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: not the same, Like I don't want black people in

1785
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 1: these movies, you know, in the possible white man movies.

1786
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,600
Speaker 1: If you're gonna do a possible white man like like

1787
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:44,240
Speaker 1: Will Smith, Okay, but I just don't feel like it'll

1788
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:47,559
Speaker 1: be as real because we we it's not serious.

1789
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,120
Speaker 5: You can't go into these movies. It's like a swingable too.

1790
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:53,679
Speaker 5: I went and loved it Spendable too, because it wasn't

1791
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,800
Speaker 5: possible white man like it's not a good movie. It's

1792
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:57,479
Speaker 5: somebody's like, this is a good movie. No, it's not,

1793
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:02,920
Speaker 5: but they're very enjoyable. It's so enjoyable. I just I

1794
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:03,600
Speaker 5: fucking love it.

1795
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 7: Somebody was like, someone was actually this in that movie

1796
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,320
Speaker 7: to me, saying that in the third act.

1797
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,560
Speaker 8: Well, Bruce willisn't swors Nigga just talking each other and

1798
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,240
Speaker 8: they're talking about like lines from other movies they've been in.

1799
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 2: I was like that, that's why it's good.

1800
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:19,720
Speaker 5: Is the problem with that? I didn't do it like

1801
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 5: a right, I'll be back you terminated.

1802
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:27,160
Speaker 2: No, it's my turn. I'll be back. You're always back.

1803
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:30,120
Speaker 2: It's like, good, that's I like that that. Let's keep

1804
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:31,160
Speaker 2: it fucking funny.

1805
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 1: First of all, First of all, when somebody goes to

1806
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 1: me in the third act, okay, I'm already shutting off,

1807
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:40,160
Speaker 1: broken this movie into different acts, and I'm sorry.

1808
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 5: I don't like when when that first, when that movie

1809
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:48,840
Speaker 5: opens up, you have to already be on some all right,

1810
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:51,479
Speaker 5: shut the brain off, like you see how you cannot

1811
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 5: shut your brain off? Like once once Arnold.

1812
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:59,200
Speaker 1: Shows up, tries to take the weapon, and then Jet

1813
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,519
Speaker 1: Lee jumped out of the air plant, and you never

1814
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:01,080
Speaker 1: see him again.

1815
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:04,519
Speaker 2: Right, I'll take it even a step further when when

1816
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:08,000
Speaker 2: they when they finally introduced Chuck Norris to the goddamn movie. Yeah,

1817
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:11,080
Speaker 2: it's over, like he made the movie for me. And

1818
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:14,000
Speaker 2: from that point on, you don't get I feel sorry

1819
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:15,800
Speaker 2: for you, because you should really should not be thinking

1820
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:16,479
Speaker 2: about this movie.

1821
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,759
Speaker 8: From that point on, you do not get to criticize

1822
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 8: that movie. Oh no, not for any amount of realism

1823
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:25,840
Speaker 8: that it lacks. Sorry, but they made it when he

1824
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:30,720
Speaker 8: told a Chuck Norris joke as Chuck Norris. Yes, it's

1825
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,840
Speaker 8: over no more. You don't get to tell me how

1826
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:33,920
Speaker 8: corny it is anymore.

1827
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,000
Speaker 1: And here's how you here's how I really knew that

1828
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:39,680
Speaker 1: they finally understood what we wanted from Expendables when they

1829
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 1: shot the helicopter out of the sky with the motorcycle.

1830
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:46,120
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that's always like the Quintus was

1831
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:50,080
Speaker 1: one of the possible white white man movie things. They

1832
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,880
Speaker 1: always had to knock rock in the helicopter or the

1833
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:55,559
Speaker 1: airplane out of the sky. It was like a vehicle

1834
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:58,520
Speaker 1: or like you know, a rubber band and some some strength.

1835
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,840
Speaker 5: Like they always do that. It's like it has to happen,

1836
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:02,719
Speaker 5: and you know, it's just it's fucking.

1837
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,400
Speaker 8: Well, I got I got one more thing we got

1838
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:07,479
Speaker 8: to talk about before we get to the guest, the

1839
01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:08,960
Speaker 8: race and the articles and stuff.

1840
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 2: I've been watching this show called Strange Sex. We watched

1841
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:13,799
Speaker 2: it last.

1842
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:17,360
Speaker 8: Year together kind of and it was pretty good, and

1843
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:20,960
Speaker 8: apparently season two got released on Netflix. I had no idea,

1844
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:25,240
Speaker 8: so I didn't have any random thoughts for today, which

1845
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:27,280
Speaker 8: I'm really glad Chris and keV came through because they

1846
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:31,120
Speaker 8: fill in the gaps. Oh wait, which reminds you there's

1847
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:34,679
Speaker 8: actually two things we gotta talk about RG three. But yeah,

1848
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:40,120
Speaker 8: Strange Sex, it's back, y'all, and it's still good. The

1849
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:44,679
Speaker 8: first couple with sam and Samira, and they were virgins

1850
01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:47,800
Speaker 8: that waiting until marriage to have sex.

1851
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:49,439
Speaker 2: That's yeah.

1852
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,360
Speaker 7: She went to the ob g y N for the

1853
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:58,880
Speaker 7: first time when she was twenty two, all.

1854
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:01,960
Speaker 1: Right, so I remember seeing her tweet about it wasn't

1855
01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:03,800
Speaker 1: her parents had told her she couldn't.

1856
01:26:03,479 --> 01:26:06,360
Speaker 7: Go, yeah, because they told her that if she got

1857
01:26:06,439 --> 01:26:07,879
Speaker 7: a patchmeared, she would.

1858
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:11,920
Speaker 2: No longer be a virgin. That's not true anything.

1859
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:17,920
Speaker 8: The energy of vagina apparently you know uh and her

1860
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:21,280
Speaker 8: husband who was also they're both Muslim. Pretty pretty divot,

1861
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:23,320
Speaker 8: I guess since they didn't have sex, both of them.

1862
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:29,960
Speaker 8: Number One, they found out that she had some type

1863
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:35,760
Speaker 8: of spasm every time any type of entrance into her

1864
01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:37,200
Speaker 8: vagina was was attempted.

1865
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,800
Speaker 2: And they found that out on their wedding night.

1866
01:26:40,439 --> 01:26:43,439
Speaker 8: Oh, she would trying to push them off of her

1867
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:45,479
Speaker 8: legs were just involuntarily closed.

1868
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:50,120
Speaker 7: And they dealt with this for about a year. Meanwhile,

1869
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:50,920
Speaker 7: in the first.

1870
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:53,800
Speaker 8: Four years of marriage, sexual issues are the number one

1871
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:54,639
Speaker 8: cause of divorce.

1872
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:58,240
Speaker 2: So uh, they were considering divorce.

1873
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:02,280
Speaker 8: And she found clinic that had some crazy techniques to

1874
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:04,679
Speaker 8: get her vagina to work, but it was not covered

1875
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:08,600
Speaker 8: under her insurance of course, not so.

1876
01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:12,200
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, damn Obamacare.

1877
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:15,519
Speaker 8: So she had to go to her parents, you know,

1878
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:20,679
Speaker 8: the uptight ones, about getting some money for a loan

1879
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:22,799
Speaker 8: so she can go get her vagina.

1880
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:23,240
Speaker 2: Looked at.

1881
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:29,439
Speaker 7: Her dad gave her three thousand dollars. Right, that's the point.

1882
01:27:29,479 --> 01:27:32,839
Speaker 8: They don't talk about sex in their household, you know obviously,

1883
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:33,639
Speaker 8: as you can tell.

1884
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:37,640
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner, they're just like, yeah, so Dad, can I

1885
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:49,760
Speaker 1: get that three thousand dollars to get that derile local tacos.

1886
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:51,000
Speaker 2: Like the pink the pink taco because that's what it's

1887
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:51,280
Speaker 2: going to.

1888
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:57,920
Speaker 8: So basically, the clinic trains her vagina with vagina exercises.

1889
01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:00,400
Speaker 7: They call it going to the vagina gym, and.

1890
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:06,040
Speaker 8: They train her to be able to touch herself and

1891
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:09,280
Speaker 8: be comfortable with her vagina because her condition isn't medical,

1892
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:14,040
Speaker 8: it's completely mental. Her parents and religion did a fucking

1893
01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:19,080
Speaker 8: number on her. Like basically, nope, she said it was

1894
01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:20,800
Speaker 8: at twenty three.

1895
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:24,000
Speaker 7: Was the first time she had touched her vagina.

1896
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:26,960
Speaker 8: Believe that, and I'm assuming she needs in a sexual way,

1897
01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:28,920
Speaker 8: not I'm guessing not to clean up.

1898
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:30,240
Speaker 2: I believe that.

1899
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:32,920
Speaker 6: Because a lot of religions and even here in America,

1900
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:34,800
Speaker 6: when it comes to women in vagina, they want to

1901
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:37,160
Speaker 6: shut that shit down. Don't touch it, don't smell it,

1902
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:39,560
Speaker 6: don't sniff it, don't crack it, don't do shit to it.

1903
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:42,120
Speaker 2: His what's crazy, I'm not crazy.

1904
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:45,240
Speaker 8: This show really made me rethink something that I used

1905
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 8: to believe about how women's love was definitely better than

1906
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:51,879
Speaker 8: men's and more understanding.

1907
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:55,360
Speaker 2: And shit, no, that's bullshit. This dude stuck with her

1908
01:28:55,439 --> 01:29:00,160
Speaker 2: for this entire year and her vagina not working is

1909
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,160
Speaker 2: even not to get married.

1910
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:04,760
Speaker 8: That He didn't even start thinking about divorce until a

1911
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,760
Speaker 8: year in where he was like, look, you need to

1912
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,439
Speaker 8: see somebody because we can't live like this, like we're

1913
01:29:09,439 --> 01:29:11,560
Speaker 8: never gonna be out of our children or intercourse.

1914
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:13,840
Speaker 7: And I'm sure his balls are blow it in the

1915
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,000
Speaker 7: Smurf village.

1916
01:29:16,479 --> 01:29:19,200
Speaker 2: And the dude stuck around for a year on a

1917
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:20,559
Speaker 2: wing and a prayer dude and.

1918
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:23,400
Speaker 5: Job.

1919
01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:26,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. I really don't know, man, that's.

1920
01:29:26,439 --> 01:29:29,000
Speaker 1: Probably I don't know if I want to blow job

1921
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:31,880
Speaker 1: from a virgin who's twenty three year old version who's

1922
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:32,760
Speaker 1: never even touched up forr.

1923
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:38,920
Speaker 2: Giinant I Chris, I'm on that one. I'm like this, bitch,

1924
01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:40,720
Speaker 2: if you can't touch yourself, what are you gonna do

1925
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:41,000
Speaker 2: to me?

1926
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:42,800
Speaker 5: Not?

1927
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:46,200
Speaker 1: Because listen, like any dude here, listen, we're all we're

1928
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:49,840
Speaker 1: all adults here. Every dude here has had that that

1929
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:53,200
Speaker 1: unfortunate blow job or that unfort fortunate jerk job from

1930
01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:55,200
Speaker 1: a chick who had no idea what you were doing, right,

1931
01:29:55,439 --> 01:29:56,679
Speaker 1: and that ship is painful.

1932
01:29:57,160 --> 01:30:02,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. No, but yeah, so she

1933
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,720
Speaker 2: she got it worked on.

1934
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:08,560
Speaker 8: They overcame her mental conditions and like her birthday was

1935
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,720
Speaker 8: the date that she decided that she wanted to be

1936
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,519
Speaker 8: done with her training by it took like ten weeks

1937
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:17,240
Speaker 8: or something like that, twelve weeks, and the last test

1938
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:21,200
Speaker 8: for it was to actually have intercourse and she was

1939
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,960
Speaker 8: able to do it with her husband, and then they

1940
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,040
Speaker 8: found out she was pregnant.

1941
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,599
Speaker 7: Now they have a kid, and uh so it looks

1942
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:28,360
Speaker 7: like everything's for her.

1943
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:31,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, even though she said that she was going to

1944
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:35,080
Speaker 8: be on birth control because they didn't want to have kids,

1945
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:36,040
Speaker 8: Apparently the.

1946
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:38,519
Speaker 2: First time they fucked they had they made babies, so

1947
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:39,920
Speaker 2: obviously she did not.

1948
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:42,519
Speaker 5: They put her on that p ninety X show, that

1949
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:49,600
Speaker 5: pussy ninety You know what fuck me up about this.

1950
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:53,400
Speaker 1: About religions and being you know, you know, and sex. Yeah,

1951
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:58,120
Speaker 1: let's be real about religion. Organized religion is really controlled

1952
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,559
Speaker 1: and was controlled and still kind of control by men,

1953
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:04,160
Speaker 1: right for all of my men, you know, to pretty

1954
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:07,320
Speaker 1: much control the other masters and women. You would think

1955
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:11,120
Speaker 1: that men that want to have sex with women would

1956
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:14,719
Speaker 1: use religion to make women want to have more sex

1957
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,920
Speaker 1: with them, right, not to have less sex. But it's

1958
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:21,400
Speaker 1: it's so mind boggled to me these religious types.

1959
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:23,280
Speaker 5: To be on something. No, women can't have sex. They

1960
01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:24,040
Speaker 5: shouldn't tested for.

1961
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,280
Speaker 2: Dude, dude, dude, like you remember, I think it was

1962
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:31,880
Speaker 2: back in that that chick I was talking to, uh,

1963
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:35,559
Speaker 2: the weird ass one who's like back in February my favorite,

1964
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:37,400
Speaker 2: but like March or something, when I came back from

1965
01:31:37,439 --> 01:31:40,720
Speaker 2: a funeral. She was like, yeah, I have a boyfriend now, YadA, YadA, YadA.

1966
01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:43,240
Speaker 2: She's she's one of them types of chicks. Like she's

1967
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,479
Speaker 2: one of them type, Like I've had these talks like

1968
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:47,960
Speaker 2: she's that deeply religious, Like, well, you know, wife is

1969
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,760
Speaker 2: supposed to submit to her husband, so if he wanted to,

1970
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:54,360
Speaker 2: i'd have to. I'm like like, first of all, I

1971
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:55,559
Speaker 2: don't want to out there.

1972
01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:56,960
Speaker 8: First of all, I don't want to have sex with

1973
01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:59,560
Speaker 8: any woman whose idea of having sex with me is

1974
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:02,720
Speaker 8: i'd have to, like, I hope you.

1975
01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:03,640
Speaker 2: Don't think that's a turn on.

1976
01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:07,639
Speaker 8: Second of all, I don't believe any of these salesmen

1977
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:10,800
Speaker 8: ask people who are like, yeah, I'm not gonna fuck

1978
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,880
Speaker 8: anybody while I'm singing on saving it for marriage.

1979
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:16,880
Speaker 2: But once I get married, I'm gonna unleash the tides.

1980
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:20,639
Speaker 8: Of I'm like, no, I don't believe you. Practice makes

1981
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:21,600
Speaker 8: perfect motherfucker.

1982
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:24,360
Speaker 2: I believe in singing shit.

1983
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:27,160
Speaker 8: It's like they say in the Bible, where it's like, uh,

1984
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:30,960
Speaker 8: what's faith without works? Well, what is fucking without them?

1985
01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:33,439
Speaker 8: Vagina works? I needs to know what I'm getting into.

1986
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:36,519
Speaker 6: Sorry, And then the issue that I have when Christmas

1987
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 6: talking about that a lot of us ran by men. Yeah,

1988
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 6: a lot of men with double standards, a lot of them.

1989
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:43,519
Speaker 6: When it comes to religion, women are considered virtuous, women

1990
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:46,679
Speaker 6: are considered a pure woman, or they're evil.

1991
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:50,160
Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, no care, let's be honest.

1992
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:53,080
Speaker 7: Women are evil in the Bible with vaginas.

1993
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:56,519
Speaker 2: All women are evil in the Bible. Yeah.

1994
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:58,479
Speaker 7: Ye, Mary Magdalen is a fucking whore.

1995
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:05,040
Speaker 8: Uh, Eve made Joe made Adam eat that apple after

1996
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:06,120
Speaker 8: fucking with that snake.

1997
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:10,719
Speaker 2: The only Delilah cuts Sampson's hair while he was sleeping.

1998
01:33:11,479 --> 01:33:14,400
Speaker 8: Pretty Much every woman in the Bible except for Mary,

1999
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:15,800
Speaker 8: is a piece of ship.

2000
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:17,840
Speaker 5: I would just to say that. And the reason why

2001
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,679
Speaker 5: that is is because they just didn't want to admit

2002
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:21,760
Speaker 5: that Joe was raising somebody else a child.

2003
01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:24,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, because that's what the.

2004
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:27,600
Speaker 1: Person that wrote the Bible was, Joe, Joseph, That's what

2005
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:30,360
Speaker 1: it was. And Joseph didn't want to admit his wife

2006
01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:31,639
Speaker 1: was sucking around with somebody else.

2007
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like I am the father.

2008
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a Christmas miracle.

2009
01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:38,680
Speaker 3: Just end up having like no, no.

2010
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:39,200
Speaker 2: No, man.

2011
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:41,679
Speaker 8: So when the angel came out of the tent before

2012
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:44,240
Speaker 8: you went in and she told you she was pregnant,

2013
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:44,840
Speaker 8: you were cool with that.

2014
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:47,640
Speaker 2: That was an angel doll. That was different. It was

2015
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:48,920
Speaker 2: a Maculie, you know.

2016
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,240
Speaker 6: What it was.

2017
01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:51,000
Speaker 1: It was like that scene out of a Well, which

2018
01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:54,360
Speaker 1: Ace Victoria was. The dude went in and in the

2019
01:33:54,439 --> 01:33:56,040
Speaker 1: fucking the chick and he went in and was like,

2020
01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:57,120
Speaker 1: she's not her version.

2021
01:33:57,439 --> 01:33:59,639
Speaker 5: Yeah that's what it was. Yeah, that's what Yeah.

2022
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:04,160
Speaker 8: No, so yeah, dog, that was number one. That that

2023
01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:08,479
Speaker 8: religion fucking up that girl's head. The next one was

2024
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:15,200
Speaker 8: a little girl who was born without a vagina. The

2025
01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:18,719
Speaker 8: outside looked like a vagina, so physically like a vagina,

2026
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:21,920
Speaker 8: but inside was it's just a flap of skin.

2027
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:25,840
Speaker 2: There's no hole there. When did she find this out?

2028
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:28,839
Speaker 8: Uh, she found this out when she was like thirteen.

2029
01:34:29,439 --> 01:34:31,400
Speaker 8: She started dating a guy for five months.

2030
01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:32,200
Speaker 5: Uh.

2031
01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:34,400
Speaker 8: They used to make mess around and make out, but

2032
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:38,439
Speaker 8: she didn't tell him about this until five months into

2033
01:34:38,479 --> 01:34:39,160
Speaker 8: the relationship.

2034
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:42,599
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, yeah, dude, there's no hole there.

2035
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,320
Speaker 2: So that's the thing.

2036
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,400
Speaker 9: I got a lot of questions for her. Did she

2037
01:34:46,479 --> 01:34:47,120
Speaker 9: have a cycle?

2038
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:52,280
Speaker 8: She did not have a period, because you know, there's

2039
01:34:52,360 --> 01:34:55,360
Speaker 8: no thing for it to come out of. She did

2040
01:34:55,479 --> 01:34:59,760
Speaker 8: have like a uterust, but it's not connected to the

2041
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:01,919
Speaker 8: outside like vagina.

2042
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:02,639
Speaker 3: Wow.

2043
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:04,040
Speaker 8: And uh.

2044
01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:06,240
Speaker 2: Also, I was like, that had to be a tough

2045
01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:07,639
Speaker 2: conversation with that her.

2046
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:12,000
Speaker 8: Boyfriend because her name is Francis, which is a unisex name.

2047
01:35:12,439 --> 01:35:15,160
Speaker 8: So if I'm dating the chick five months then she's like, yeah,

2048
01:35:15,479 --> 01:35:17,400
Speaker 8: I have a vagina, but it's just cosmetic.

2049
01:35:17,479 --> 01:35:19,800
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, fuck, I should have known.

2050
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:20,560
Speaker 7: Francis.

2051
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:24,280
Speaker 2: Really, really, you're a fucking dude, aren't you.

2052
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:26,080
Speaker 7: Like, no, I was not a dude.

2053
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,519
Speaker 2: I was just born. It's like, sure, you are a guy. Guy,

2054
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:31,920
Speaker 2: I know what the fuck this is about. I don't

2055
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:32,320
Speaker 2: believe you.

2056
01:35:33,080 --> 01:35:36,680
Speaker 8: Uh. It was called vagina aginus is the name of it.

2057
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:41,519
Speaker 8: So basically the cure was to go to a surgeon,

2058
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:45,639
Speaker 8: and they she talked to a doctor. They basically cut

2059
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:49,120
Speaker 8: like a hole where your vagina should be and connect it,

2060
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:52,080
Speaker 8: like like at least make it go inside of you.

2061
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:55,640
Speaker 8: It doesn't connect to your uterus necessarily, and then they

2062
01:35:55,720 --> 01:35:57,519
Speaker 8: take this thing that looks like a dial though, and

2063
01:35:57,600 --> 01:36:00,439
Speaker 8: they put it inside of you and has to stay

2064
01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:01,719
Speaker 8: there for like six months.

2065
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:05,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and if you don't insert it, if.

2066
01:36:05,439 --> 01:36:08,440
Speaker 8: You take it out of you because it's uncomfortable, uncomfortable,

2067
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:09,840
Speaker 8: then it closes back up.

2068
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh shit, so this time.

2069
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:20,400
Speaker 1: A plumber, yo, But you gotta leave this shit in

2070
01:36:20,479 --> 01:36:23,639
Speaker 1: here for six months or really come back in and take.

2071
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:25,160
Speaker 2: Some drain o get that out of there.

2072
01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:30,519
Speaker 8: Well it's a clock, oh wow, and uh yeah, so

2073
01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:33,680
Speaker 8: you know, she did that, and apparently she tried to

2074
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:35,759
Speaker 8: do this again like before when she was like fifteen,

2075
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,080
Speaker 8: she had the same surgery, but she took the little

2076
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:40,640
Speaker 8: del del thing out because she was like, it's uncomfortable

2077
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:43,640
Speaker 8: and I'm not fucking anyway. But now that she you know,

2078
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:46,920
Speaker 8: could possibly get some dick, she's, uh, she went ahead

2079
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:48,960
Speaker 8: and got that surgery and she did it and now

2080
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,240
Speaker 8: they can fuck. And then she got a little bit greedy.

2081
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:54,200
Speaker 8: She's like, well, then I also want to have a

2082
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:58,000
Speaker 8: baby now. And it's like, calm down, man, you just

2083
01:36:58,040 --> 01:36:59,360
Speaker 8: got a vagina six months ago.

2084
01:36:59,479 --> 01:37:01,040
Speaker 2: Whatever what are we doing here?

2085
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:04,280
Speaker 8: But she wanted to have a baby, and in order

2086
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:06,240
Speaker 8: to do that they would have to cut like another

2087
01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:08,680
Speaker 8: thing that connects to a uterus.

2088
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:11,120
Speaker 2: And like it like and then to go through a

2089
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:12,400
Speaker 2: lot for a fucking child.

2090
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:14,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was only a chance of having a baby.

2091
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:17,400
Speaker 8: By the way, the doctor basically told her, like, you

2092
01:37:17,479 --> 01:37:20,400
Speaker 8: could do all this shit, it cost seventy five thousand

2093
01:37:20,479 --> 01:37:21,120
Speaker 8: dollars and.

2094
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:25,519
Speaker 7: It's still just a slight possible chance you might one

2095
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:26,280
Speaker 7: day have a child.

2096
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:31,120
Speaker 5: Like, fine, people, there are adoption options out there.

2097
01:37:31,200 --> 01:37:33,040
Speaker 2: Right, you can adopt, you can get a surrogate, you

2098
01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:35,679
Speaker 2: can do a lot of shit. Yes, it ain't always

2099
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:37,200
Speaker 2: got to be yours seventy five k.

2100
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:38,600
Speaker 8: You can do a lot of shit with that sh

2101
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:43,080
Speaker 8: se pay some bills off. So so, yeah, she didn't

2102
01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:45,600
Speaker 8: get that surgery. But it was funny because someone on

2103
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:48,479
Speaker 8: Twitter was like, well they should have just adopted somebody

2104
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:50,000
Speaker 8: or something like that, and I was like, well they

2105
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:52,080
Speaker 8: got a surrogate, and there was like, no, you can

2106
01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:53,280
Speaker 8: do adoption or international.

2107
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:54,439
Speaker 2: I'm like, who the fuck are you?

2108
01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:57,360
Speaker 9: Yes, what's wrong with you?

2109
01:37:57,840 --> 01:37:59,479
Speaker 2: This dad couple's decision.

2110
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:02,200
Speaker 8: At any rate, there's some baby being taken care of.

2111
01:38:02,439 --> 01:38:04,360
Speaker 8: Dad wouldn't have been taken care of any other way.

2112
01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:07,160
Speaker 8: So fucking like, what do you care if they want

2113
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:09,879
Speaker 8: to do a surrogate or they want to do adoption,

2114
01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 8: or they want to do an international adoption or foster kids.

2115
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:14,160
Speaker 2: It doesn't fucking matter.

2116
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:15,720
Speaker 5: Rode. Here's the thing.

2117
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:18,160
Speaker 1: It's like the barbecue sauce thing. It's like, you know,

2118
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:24,000
Speaker 1: on Twitter, preferences are fact and you don't have to

2119
01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:25,880
Speaker 1: defend your preference. You can just say, well, I think

2120
01:38:25,920 --> 01:38:27,840
Speaker 1: they should do this, Like you said, who the fuck

2121
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:28,040
Speaker 1: are you?

2122
01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:31,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like telling somebody how much money they should

2123
01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:34,000
Speaker 8: give the charity. It's like, nigga, look at your own wallet.

2124
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:35,439
Speaker 8: Just stop caring about.

2125
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:36,519
Speaker 2: Other people so fucking much.

2126
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:36,800
Speaker 6: Man.

2127
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:40,240
Speaker 2: Anyway, that was that got randomly anyway.

2128
01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:43,600
Speaker 8: So the next strange sex episode, this dude was on

2129
01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:46,519
Speaker 8: a car trip driving with his wife. They've been married

2130
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:52,120
Speaker 8: for twenty five years. Everything's been going great, and he

2131
01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:55,080
Speaker 8: started feeling uncomfortable. Guys, we all know what this feels like. Well,

2132
01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:57,439
Speaker 8: you know, you're on the road and he feels like, well,

2133
01:38:57,520 --> 01:38:59,519
Speaker 8: you gotta adjust your dick a little bit, dick getting

2134
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:03,760
Speaker 8: hard or so, and dick started randomly getting uncomfortable, then

2135
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:07,320
Speaker 8: started hurting a little bit and checked it out later

2136
01:39:07,439 --> 01:39:08,880
Speaker 8: on when he tried to have sex with his wife

2137
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:11,760
Speaker 8: and it was too painful and his dick was now

2138
01:39:11,800 --> 01:39:13,280
Speaker 8: bent at a twenty five degree angle.

2139
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:17,920
Speaker 2: Oh damn man, how did that happen?

2140
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:23,720
Speaker 8: Apparently the doctor thinks that it happened from having too

2141
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:30,559
Speaker 8: much sex with a semi solid, like a semi erect penis,

2142
01:39:31,479 --> 01:39:35,720
Speaker 8: and uh and then like scar tissue built up and

2143
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:40,080
Speaker 8: it damaged his penis to the point where, yeah, and

2144
01:39:40,200 --> 01:39:42,960
Speaker 8: now turns twenty five degrees and it hurts.

2145
01:39:43,240 --> 01:39:46,360
Speaker 1: So you.

2146
01:39:48,800 --> 01:39:50,360
Speaker 8: Really got to have a lot of confidence to go

2147
01:39:50,439 --> 01:39:52,720
Speaker 8: on these shows, by the way, and talk about your

2148
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:56,200
Speaker 8: dick like that, because like they're not blowing your face

2149
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,719
Speaker 8: out and changing your name. So it's just like Ron

2150
01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:01,960
Speaker 8: had some problems with this penis. It's like you, like,

2151
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:03,880
Speaker 8: I hope it worked out in the end, brother, because

2152
01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:08,000
Speaker 8: if not, this is fucked up. Everybody in your neighborhood

2153
01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:10,479
Speaker 8: gonna be like, hey, that's wrong with the ben penis you.

2154
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:10,920
Speaker 6: Need to have?

2155
01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:19,760
Speaker 9: So, uh, listen, do you need to have fluff before

2156
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,120
Speaker 9: we start having sex and some ship?

2157
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:23,519
Speaker 2: Well, you know, let's not rule that out, Okay, So.

2158
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:28,040
Speaker 1: How much how much sex are you having with as right?

2159
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:32,080
Speaker 5: Scar tet you like, dude, dude a serious.

2160
01:40:32,080 --> 01:40:34,160
Speaker 8: At some point, I'm not gonna front. At some point

2161
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:36,639
Speaker 8: I did look at his wife and go, well, aren't

2162
01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:39,400
Speaker 8: you the problem here because you only trying to get

2163
01:40:39,439 --> 01:40:39,680
Speaker 8: it up?

2164
01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:41,960
Speaker 2: I mean, what are you doing? You don't notice? And

2165
01:40:42,520 --> 01:40:44,800
Speaker 2: at that time, and as a woman, you notice when

2166
01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:48,600
Speaker 2: that ship ain't hard. Everybody has tried that, that.

2167
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:53,000
Speaker 8: That second uh, that second helping of sex before they

2168
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:53,880
Speaker 8: were ready.

2169
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:58,800
Speaker 2: And no, if it's not going down, it's not going down.

2170
01:40:58,880 --> 01:41:01,360
Speaker 2: Bron I'm gonnaell, y'all is what that gummy bead beat

2171
01:41:01,439 --> 01:41:02,599
Speaker 2: my pussy is not fun?

2172
01:41:03,479 --> 01:41:07,080
Speaker 8: Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that enjoyable for both of us,

2173
01:41:07,160 --> 01:41:09,519
Speaker 8: are like stopping? Why who was like, I'm gonna keep going.

2174
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:11,160
Speaker 8: I don't care if it scars up or anything.

2175
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:13,600
Speaker 9: What we're about to do this?

2176
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:13,880
Speaker 6: No?

2177
01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:20,680
Speaker 5: Was this guy's name general? If you I mean, I

2178
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:22,040
Speaker 5: think I can understand.

2179
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:28,440
Speaker 9: Yes, hey he can trade hub with that dick real talking.

2180
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:31,280
Speaker 2: His wife did kyla like missus trades. I'm just saying.

2181
01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:35,000
Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm not saying that

2182
01:41:35,120 --> 01:41:37,960
Speaker 2: she's not attractive, but I'm just saying.

2183
01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:42,160
Speaker 8: They showed the pictures of them when they first got married,

2184
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:46,760
Speaker 8: And I'm just saying, all right, so yeah, the other thing, too,

2185
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:49,600
Speaker 8: is the cure for this you had? He had to

2186
01:41:50,479 --> 01:41:52,639
Speaker 8: he went to the doctor's office. That was like, here's

2187
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:56,880
Speaker 8: the options. We can give you injections into your dick

2188
01:41:57,120 --> 01:42:01,600
Speaker 8: with a needle every two weeks, or you have to

2189
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:05,519
Speaker 8: get surgery. How we're not guaranteed will work. And it

2190
01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:08,920
Speaker 8: was every two weeks for like, I think three months

2191
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:12,800
Speaker 8: or something. And when they said, like first they just

2192
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:15,560
Speaker 8: introduced the injection part, I was like, oh fuck, no,

2193
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:19,799
Speaker 8: sex even that important, Like maybe he'll be more productive

2194
01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:21,800
Speaker 8: and be able to go about his life as a.

2195
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:27,520
Speaker 5: Sex and all of a sudden, you're reading Shakespeare right exactly.

2196
01:42:29,520 --> 01:42:31,240
Speaker 2: We'll be a millionaire, you never have to work again.

2197
01:42:31,320 --> 01:42:33,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, you'd be the most cultured man with the best

2198
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:37,320
Speaker 8: podcast on the planet. But then, but then the other

2199
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:39,680
Speaker 8: option was surgery. I was like, nigga, you gotta take

2200
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:41,639
Speaker 8: the needle. You gotta take the needles.

2201
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:44,200
Speaker 7: You don't want surgery on your dick if you don't

2202
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:44,560
Speaker 7: have to.

2203
01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:46,599
Speaker 6: And I'm gonna ask a really rid of stupid question,

2204
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:49,679
Speaker 6: how you're gonna have surgery on something that don't got bones.

2205
01:42:50,720 --> 01:42:52,519
Speaker 2: Uh, you can get surgery on a lot of shit.

2206
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:54,240
Speaker 2: They don't got bones. Don't got bones.

2207
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,920
Speaker 9: I mean, I mean, but it's supposed to go straightened up.

2208
01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:00,439
Speaker 2: I mean, but you can get surgery on the careen.

2209
01:43:00,479 --> 01:43:02,120
Speaker 2: A lot of you can get curted. Why wouldn't you

2210
01:43:02,120 --> 01:43:03,320
Speaker 2: be able to have certain don't.

2211
01:43:03,080 --> 01:43:06,240
Speaker 9: Have to be in a splint. I mean it's at

2212
01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:07,400
Speaker 9: a twenty five degree angle.

2213
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:10,160
Speaker 2: I know, penis, that's my masket. I don't know, Karen,

2214
01:43:10,240 --> 01:43:10,680
Speaker 2: I don't know that.

2215
01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:14,440
Speaker 8: I'm not a dick doctor, so I'm confused.

2216
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:17,519
Speaker 9: I'm thinking about a penis and I'm going, okay, just

2217
01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:18,240
Speaker 9: don't make sense.

2218
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:21,599
Speaker 8: But he got the surgery, and then the other part

2219
01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:24,040
Speaker 8: of the surgery that he had to get was I

2220
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:26,920
Speaker 8: mean after the not so he got the injections that

2221
01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:30,760
Speaker 8: gave him eighty percent of his straightness back, and he

2222
01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:33,599
Speaker 8: had he has to go twelve months using a penis

2223
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:34,719
Speaker 8: pump for the other part.

2224
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:37,800
Speaker 7: And he seemed very excited about the penis pump.

2225
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:38,639
Speaker 2: I'm just saying.

2226
01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:42,719
Speaker 5: The injections, Joe, the objection had been over in three months.

2227
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:43,760
Speaker 5: Now you're going for a year.

2228
01:43:43,920 --> 01:43:46,360
Speaker 8: Oh no, No, he did the injections, but that gives

2229
01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:49,200
Speaker 8: you eighty percent and then the penis pumps gives you

2230
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:51,960
Speaker 8: last twenty percent supposedly, wow, but.

2231
01:43:52,280 --> 01:43:53,920
Speaker 7: He said And it was weird because at the end

2232
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:54,720
Speaker 7: they were like, it was.

2233
01:43:54,760 --> 01:43:58,120
Speaker 8: Like, well, we can have sex again, but you know,

2234
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:02,000
Speaker 8: it's still kind of you know, it's like starting all.

2235
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:05,000
Speaker 2: Over on this show just sounds like it.

2236
01:44:05,720 --> 01:44:05,840
Speaker 5: You know.

2237
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:08,000
Speaker 1: You know why they said that Rod, because he's having

2238
01:44:08,120 --> 01:44:10,760
Speaker 1: he's having sex with the peanut pump way too much.

2239
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I think. She didn't sound too confident.

2240
01:44:14,240 --> 01:44:16,360
Speaker 8: She sounded like, I don't know if he's supposed to

2241
01:44:16,439 --> 01:44:19,000
Speaker 8: be using it several times a.

2242
01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:23,519
Speaker 2: Day, Like he's like taking into work where he with

2243
01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:24,679
Speaker 2: his penis pump. Yeah.

2244
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:26,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2245
01:44:27,840 --> 01:44:29,800
Speaker 1: The dinner and Ship, you know, buying the movies like

2246
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:31,200
Speaker 1: him and him and the him and the pen was

2247
01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:31,800
Speaker 1: pumping the movie.

2248
01:44:31,880 --> 01:44:32,000
Speaker 2: Yo.

2249
01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:34,519
Speaker 5: So I was like, you started without me? Oh yeah,

2250
01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:38,320
Speaker 5: oh wow yeah no, so no, no, I was waiting

2251
01:44:38,360 --> 01:44:39,560
Speaker 5: for you, baby, I was waiting for you. You know,

2252
01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:43,240
Speaker 5: the pull the popcorn between the two of them and Ship.

2253
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:45,360
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.

2254
01:44:45,360 --> 01:44:49,320
Speaker 8: I think it was called uh perry Yone's disease and

2255
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:52,040
Speaker 8: four percent of men over the age of forty get

2256
01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:54,960
Speaker 8: that disease and there's no definitive cure.

2257
01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:59,240
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, so got that to look forward.

2258
01:44:59,040 --> 01:45:01,200
Speaker 5: To now when I he had forty one being on

2259
01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:03,640
Speaker 5: some fuck so.

2260
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:06,640
Speaker 8: The next one, the next show was about to do.

2261
01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:09,920
Speaker 8: He was fucking his wife for years. Everything was fine,

2262
01:45:10,439 --> 01:45:12,400
Speaker 8: and then as he got older, he started losing more

2263
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:13,799
Speaker 8: and more sensation than his penis.

2264
01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:15,760
Speaker 2: He was no longer able to come.

2265
01:45:16,439 --> 01:45:16,559
Speaker 5: Uh.

2266
01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:18,519
Speaker 8: They would fucked for a long periods of time, it

2267
01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:22,280
Speaker 8: couldn't come. Uh that His wife actually was like, why

2268
01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:25,320
Speaker 8: don't we try three soome with another check. He said

2269
01:45:25,360 --> 01:45:27,320
Speaker 8: he had a good time, but he didn't even come

2270
01:45:27,439 --> 01:45:29,679
Speaker 8: that night because it's just no feeling in his penis.

2271
01:45:29,880 --> 01:45:30,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

2272
01:45:30,560 --> 01:45:33,599
Speaker 8: And he got obsessed and figured out that he needed

2273
01:45:33,720 --> 01:45:34,920
Speaker 8: for scared restoration.

2274
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:40,960
Speaker 5: Stop drinking. Ye, I was like.

2275
01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:43,240
Speaker 8: I was like, uh, he wants have tried a lot

2276
01:45:43,320 --> 01:45:45,320
Speaker 8: of shit to get the for scared restoration, Like that's

2277
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:46,280
Speaker 8: not the first I did.

2278
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:47,519
Speaker 2: What you mean put it back on?

2279
01:45:48,320 --> 01:45:51,040
Speaker 7: Well, he needed to grow another foreskin like uh.

2280
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:53,479
Speaker 8: He like apparently at the time when he was born,

2281
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:56,760
Speaker 8: like sixty percent of people were circumcised, or seventy percent

2282
01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:57,840
Speaker 8: of men with circumcised.

2283
01:45:58,240 --> 01:46:00,960
Speaker 7: Now, I guess it's only over which I.

2284
01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:01,519
Speaker 2: Had no idea.

2285
01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:04,679
Speaker 8: I thought circumcision was the normal in America, but okay,

2286
01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:09,880
Speaker 8: maybe I don't know. But apparently he needed to get

2287
01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:12,240
Speaker 8: that edge back, get that foreskin, because he heard that

2288
01:46:12,479 --> 01:46:16,519
Speaker 8: people with foreskin had something like ten twenty thousand more

2289
01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:20,120
Speaker 8: nerve endings or something in their dick, so they were

2290
01:46:20,160 --> 01:46:24,280
Speaker 8: able to experience sex better. So he was in the

2291
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:26,439
Speaker 8: mirror looking at his dick like Lance Armstrong, trying to

2292
01:46:26,479 --> 01:46:27,120
Speaker 8: get that edge.

2293
01:46:29,160 --> 01:46:34,960
Speaker 2: So also he built he's an engineer.

2294
01:46:35,840 --> 01:46:39,759
Speaker 8: He built his own device called the tugger, which apparently

2295
01:46:39,840 --> 01:46:41,000
Speaker 8: he would he would wear.

2296
01:46:41,360 --> 01:46:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tugger.

2297
01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:44,639
Speaker 8: It's like a suction thing you put over your dick

2298
01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:48,960
Speaker 8: and it pulls at your dick to stretch.

2299
01:46:48,680 --> 01:46:52,960
Speaker 2: It kind of, and eventually you will grow a extra skin.

2300
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:55,360
Speaker 8: And it's not like a true foreskin, but it's extra

2301
01:46:55,479 --> 01:47:00,639
Speaker 8: skin because it's more loose and he and that will

2302
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:04,160
Speaker 8: replace like having a foreskin's having this extra skin over

2303
01:47:04,240 --> 01:47:04,679
Speaker 8: your dick.

2304
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:08,920
Speaker 1: So you could have tried changing different condoms. He would

2305
01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:13,519
Speaker 1: have tried not having anything blasted drunk before you, right,

2306
01:47:15,800 --> 01:47:17,840
Speaker 1: trying to build a device to tug on his dick

2307
01:47:17,920 --> 01:47:19,280
Speaker 1: to grow extra.

2308
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:22,920
Speaker 8: Sex is so motivational, dude, like people would this nigga

2309
01:47:23,040 --> 01:47:25,160
Speaker 8: invented something like think.

2310
01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:27,960
Speaker 2: About what has to happen, Like my headphones broke yesterday.

2311
01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:30,960
Speaker 8: I didn't try to invent them ships or come up

2312
01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:36,040
Speaker 8: with some new like sex will turn you into mcgre Dude,

2313
01:47:36,840 --> 01:47:37,760
Speaker 8: this nigga went to.

2314
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,639
Speaker 5: Like this is like this is really like a possible

2315
01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:45,000
Speaker 5: white man ship like in real life. Like he went

2316
01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:47,120
Speaker 5: out and build a device to tug on the dick.

2317
01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:53,800
Speaker 8: Right like, dude, he went to his garage and they

2318
01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:56,559
Speaker 8: showed him handmaking the parts.

2319
01:47:56,760 --> 01:48:00,880
Speaker 1: Dude, like, because I'm like this was serious thing, you

2320
01:48:00,920 --> 01:48:02,719
Speaker 1: would have gone to the doctors and the doctor would

2321
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:03,160
Speaker 1: have had something.

2322
01:48:04,160 --> 01:48:05,679
Speaker 2: Well, he tried, doctors.

2323
01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:14,519
Speaker 8: Doctors are just like, come on, man, serious, he went

2324
01:48:15,439 --> 01:48:20,479
Speaker 8: so so cut to the chase. Uh, this dude is him,

2325
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:25,519
Speaker 8: his wife and his daughters. They started uh their own

2326
01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:31,679
Speaker 8: business selling tuggers for for foreskin restoration, and they both quit.

2327
01:48:31,800 --> 01:48:33,360
Speaker 7: They quit their daytime jobs.

2328
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:40,840
Speaker 2: Say again, kep kap, did we lose them? That's not

2329
01:48:41,760 --> 01:48:43,360
Speaker 2: this story was going off the defense man.

2330
01:48:44,080 --> 01:48:46,599
Speaker 8: So his daughters and him, they all spend all day

2331
01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:50,080
Speaker 8: looking at dick's and judging how much foreskin regrowth they've

2332
01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:51,760
Speaker 8: gotten from testimonials.

2333
01:48:52,439 --> 01:48:55,640
Speaker 2: And his daughter was like, yeah, I believe in it.

2334
01:48:56,240 --> 01:48:58,160
Speaker 2: You know, this is what my dad is into. I

2335
01:48:58,240 --> 01:49:01,880
Speaker 2: was like, you have the foreskin dad, Oh you're black.

2336
01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:02,280
Speaker 6: You know.

2337
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:05,479
Speaker 8: He tells everybody about this fucking tugger and all his

2338
01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:08,120
Speaker 8: ship and he would wear his tugger to work.

2339
01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:11,560
Speaker 2: He wear twenty four to seven with his dick in

2340
01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:12,360
Speaker 2: this device.

2341
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:14,200
Speaker 5: I know we're not doing guess the races, but this

2342
01:49:14,240 --> 01:49:15,920
Speaker 5: is a white guy, right, Oh, come on, come on down.

2343
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't talked about any black people yet.

2344
01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:19,480
Speaker 5: By the way, because.

2345
01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:22,200
Speaker 1: Because this joint, this joint sounds like what it sounds

2346
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:24,439
Speaker 1: like is he was trying to go his penis.

2347
01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:26,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, he try to get a bigger penis. That's what

2348
01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:26,559
Speaker 5: it says.

2349
01:49:26,560 --> 01:49:27,240
Speaker 2: That's what I thought.

2350
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:28,720
Speaker 5: It sounds like.

2351
01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:30,759
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's trying to get a bigger penis

2352
01:49:30,840 --> 01:49:34,759
Speaker 1: and he's masking everybody saying he's growing new foreskin. No, nigga,

2353
01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:37,960
Speaker 1: you're trying to get point four more interest on your dick.

2354
01:49:38,320 --> 01:49:42,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, this shit is That's what I was thinking. All right.

2355
01:49:42,360 --> 01:49:45,160
Speaker 8: So I, by the way, the entire time I tweeting

2356
01:49:45,160 --> 01:49:46,800
Speaker 8: about this, I'm just getting un followed left and right.

2357
01:49:46,960 --> 01:49:47,880
Speaker 2: But fuck it, I don't know.

2358
01:49:48,160 --> 01:49:49,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know. I love that.

2359
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:52,880
Speaker 1: I love when people follow you enough and then you

2360
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:54,960
Speaker 1: do some shit like this and then they're like, I

2361
01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:56,120
Speaker 1: draw a line.

2362
01:49:56,760 --> 01:50:00,719
Speaker 6: But China's and penises, sir, No, we could talk about

2363
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:02,280
Speaker 6: love and hip hop and Stevie j all.

2364
01:50:02,439 --> 01:50:02,679
Speaker 2: Damn.

2365
01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:05,920
Speaker 8: I followed you for the nigga jokes and now this,

2366
01:50:08,439 --> 01:50:12,280
Speaker 8: but yeah, next check she had two uteruses and two

2367
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:17,200
Speaker 8: vaginas inside her, which I want, and uh, two vagina

2368
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:21,160
Speaker 8: holes and everything. Apparently her man never noticed, so I

2369
01:50:21,280 --> 01:50:23,400
Speaker 8: guess he didn't eat that out or nothing, like you

2370
01:50:23,439 --> 01:50:24,600
Speaker 8: would haven't noticed that.

2371
01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:29,840
Speaker 2: Two vaginas. I really gotta get on the show like.

2372
01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:32,160
Speaker 5: That's just that's actually fucking creepy. I actually think if

2373
01:50:32,160 --> 01:50:33,840
Speaker 5: I saw that ship, i'd be out.

2374
01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:34,280
Speaker 2: See.

2375
01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:37,280
Speaker 8: I think if I go downtown and I see double vaginas,

2376
01:50:37,320 --> 01:50:39,439
Speaker 8: there's only two ways to react.

2377
01:50:39,479 --> 01:50:41,160
Speaker 7: Either you do like Chris and you're like this is

2378
01:50:41,200 --> 01:50:43,559
Speaker 7: too much, I'm fucking out of here, or you go.

2379
01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:49,439
Speaker 2: Down there and you're like double sided rainbows and can't

2380
01:50:49,680 --> 01:50:50,920
Speaker 2: you don't want to be with anyone else.

2381
01:50:51,280 --> 01:50:53,040
Speaker 9: You're like, oh, ship, I got three holes?

2382
01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:56,960
Speaker 2: Say that Chris, You're either.

2383
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,559
Speaker 5: This is the one for me. I never find another

2384
01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:03,360
Speaker 5: woman like this I'm we're getting married now, or you're

2385
01:51:03,439 --> 01:51:06,400
Speaker 5: just like on some the other one's looking at me.

2386
01:51:06,479 --> 01:51:10,519
Speaker 8: Yeah, you either enter out on that vagina.

2387
01:51:10,560 --> 01:51:11,960
Speaker 2: That's what I said. That that's it you.

2388
01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:16,439
Speaker 6: And the thing about it is that each one had

2389
01:51:16,520 --> 01:51:18,960
Speaker 6: its own uterus, it had it had.

2390
01:51:18,920 --> 01:51:21,040
Speaker 2: Its own period like it was.

2391
01:51:21,240 --> 01:51:21,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2392
01:51:21,479 --> 01:51:24,639
Speaker 7: Now see that's where I would leave is double periods.

2393
01:51:25,479 --> 01:51:27,880
Speaker 8: Like that's like I'm not so worried about Like double

2394
01:51:27,920 --> 01:51:31,559
Speaker 8: vagina sounds like an awesome time. It's almost like it's

2395
01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:34,280
Speaker 8: almost like cheating without cheating, you know, it's like, you

2396
01:51:34,360 --> 01:51:37,200
Speaker 8: know what this time, Johnna number two. It's been a while,

2397
01:51:37,600 --> 01:51:42,719
Speaker 8: but I think, uh, double periods would be a fucking beast.

2398
01:51:43,880 --> 01:51:47,200
Speaker 2: It's just like mad as ship, like double craps.

2399
01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:50,680
Speaker 5: Like it's like it's like being in call of duty

2400
01:51:50,720 --> 01:51:52,400
Speaker 5: and getting double killed, double killed.

2401
01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:56,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to deal with that. Double argument.

2402
01:51:58,000 --> 01:51:59,040
Speaker 5: Is going to run rid tonight.

2403
01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:02,240
Speaker 8: And of course she felt uncomfortable about this, so she

2404
01:52:02,560 --> 01:52:05,679
Speaker 8: never told her man that is crazy, man.

2405
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:08,920
Speaker 6: And she said, it's like small enough where most people

2406
01:52:08,960 --> 01:52:09,960
Speaker 6: wouldn't even notice it.

2407
01:52:10,080 --> 01:52:11,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's called uterus didelphis.

2408
01:52:12,720 --> 01:52:13,559
Speaker 5: And you're really right, you.

2409
01:52:13,680 --> 01:52:16,200
Speaker 2: Really gotta be brave even brave or just confident in

2410
01:52:16,240 --> 01:52:18,639
Speaker 2: your own self to go on like TV and tell

2411
01:52:18,760 --> 01:52:20,400
Speaker 2: these fucking stories, dude.

2412
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:23,080
Speaker 8: And God and and and The thing is every last

2413
01:52:23,120 --> 01:52:25,479
Speaker 8: one of these people is in a relationship just about

2414
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:26,120
Speaker 8: so like.

2415
01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:30,080
Speaker 7: They're also your significant other?

2416
01:52:30,240 --> 01:52:30,639
Speaker 5: Is brave?

2417
01:52:31,040 --> 01:52:31,719
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?

2418
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, about the show and the people that do

2419
01:52:35,479 --> 01:52:37,439
Speaker 1: this and say this, like check with double you know

2420
01:52:37,560 --> 01:52:41,320
Speaker 1: double vaginas and the guy had his penis at twenty

2421
01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:42,040
Speaker 1: five degree angle?

2422
01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:44,640
Speaker 5: Are these people just having sex with the lights off?

2423
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:50,679
Speaker 1: I mean's like, I don't see how you don't notice

2424
01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:51,080
Speaker 1: this ship?

2425
01:52:51,560 --> 01:52:55,559
Speaker 8: Well here's yeah, right, Like she knew, but then her

2426
01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:59,200
Speaker 8: boyfriend didn't know and never noticed, which I would have

2427
01:52:59,240 --> 01:53:01,759
Speaker 8: felt like a huge fucking douchebag for not noticing.

2428
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:03,400
Speaker 5: How do you not notice sex?

2429
01:53:03,600 --> 01:53:05,439
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's like.

2430
01:53:07,600 --> 01:53:10,160
Speaker 5: It's gotta be you gotta see. Well that doesn't look

2431
01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:10,759
Speaker 5: other vaginas?

2432
01:53:11,040 --> 01:53:13,000
Speaker 8: Like how many times did he stopping sex? Like, oh,

2433
01:53:13,040 --> 01:53:14,439
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, is that the wrong hall? She's like, no,

2434
01:53:14,520 --> 01:53:19,320
Speaker 8: that's the right hole too. It's okay, that's an odd response.

2435
01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:20,200
Speaker 2: But yeah.

2436
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:20,640
Speaker 5: Uh.

2437
01:53:21,360 --> 01:53:23,560
Speaker 8: She she got pregnant and they were worried that she

2438
01:53:23,560 --> 01:53:27,040
Speaker 8: would lose the pregnancy because her uterus is only sixty

2439
01:53:27,080 --> 01:53:32,040
Speaker 8: percent the size of a normal uterus. And she had

2440
01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:35,080
Speaker 8: she got pregnant, she had twenty six hours labor, and

2441
01:53:35,280 --> 01:53:40,920
Speaker 8: then she had the baby through C section and she

2442
01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:42,840
Speaker 8: ended up with two half healthy kids.

2443
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:43,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2444
01:53:43,160 --> 01:53:44,840
Speaker 6: And the thing is that she told him that she

2445
01:53:45,080 --> 01:53:48,439
Speaker 6: was pregnant and she had double vaginas all same day,

2446
01:53:49,800 --> 01:53:50,280
Speaker 6: same day.

2447
01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:53,560
Speaker 7: Nigga, Hey I'm pregnant, also double vaginasy.

2448
01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:54,519
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2449
01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:58,040
Speaker 8: So and I was like, you know what, love is

2450
01:53:58,200 --> 01:54:02,600
Speaker 8: amazing one and also insane how much people like to

2451
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:06,160
Speaker 8: have kids? Like that's like to me, if I found

2452
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:08,160
Speaker 8: out any of this shit was wrong with my dinnersals,

2453
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:10,120
Speaker 8: I'm like, okay, so kids are off the fucking thing.

2454
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:12,800
Speaker 2: I don't want those Like I had a chance that

2455
01:54:12,920 --> 01:54:13,720
Speaker 2: was nice, but.

2456
01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:18,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, don't need a twenty four penis and uh fucking

2457
01:54:18,640 --> 01:54:19,200
Speaker 8: and kids.

2458
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:21,920
Speaker 2: I'm good, got enough to think about here.

2459
01:54:23,800 --> 01:54:27,479
Speaker 8: So yeah, then the next story happened, and I think

2460
01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:29,639
Speaker 8: Chris and keV might be familiar with this story.

2461
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:32,760
Speaker 7: There's a six hundred pound woman.

2462
01:54:34,040 --> 01:54:37,920
Speaker 8: Who was trying to get to a thousand pounds and

2463
01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:43,680
Speaker 8: she had a boyfriend who's called a feeder and an FA,

2464
01:54:43,920 --> 01:54:48,000
Speaker 8: which is a fat admire and he was trying to

2465
01:54:48,080 --> 01:54:49,440
Speaker 8: help her get to a thousand pounds.

2466
01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:52,360
Speaker 1: Uh.

2467
01:54:53,920 --> 01:54:55,480
Speaker 8: I don't even want to do guess the race, but

2468
01:54:55,600 --> 01:54:58,160
Speaker 8: she was a fat white woman. You do the math

2469
01:54:58,600 --> 01:55:03,560
Speaker 8: on the boyfriend and yeah, so they show her like

2470
01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:07,160
Speaker 8: eating and shit, and like they go to a sushi

2471
01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:11,120
Speaker 8: place and it's that cheap ass sushi and the reason

2472
01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:12,800
Speaker 8: that it's cheap is because she has.

2473
01:55:12,720 --> 01:55:14,760
Speaker 7: A fucking village of it on her plate.

2474
01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:17,800
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's literally enough to feel like feet

2475
01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:19,680
Speaker 6: like ten people, y'all, like literally.

2476
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,720
Speaker 7: A small orphanage would have leftovers.

2477
01:55:22,880 --> 01:55:25,760
Speaker 8: Yes, they didn't offer her plate, and her boyfriend has

2478
01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:28,920
Speaker 8: got a sensible like six pieces of sushi, eating it

2479
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:32,680
Speaker 8: by himself and then feeding her the fucking hours or

2480
01:55:32,720 --> 01:55:35,960
Speaker 8: the sushi she got, and then he just keeps going

2481
01:55:36,000 --> 01:55:41,000
Speaker 8: on about how he loves her six hundred pounds of fat, yes,

2482
01:55:41,640 --> 01:55:44,120
Speaker 8: thinking about how it looks under her clothes. And then

2483
01:55:44,160 --> 01:55:45,720
Speaker 8: they show him taking pictures.

2484
01:55:45,440 --> 01:55:49,280
Speaker 6: Of her like a supermodel, and they probably post them

2485
01:55:49,280 --> 01:55:50,120
Speaker 6: online and stuff.

2486
01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:51,720
Speaker 9: And I think they said they met each other on

2487
01:55:51,880 --> 01:55:53,760
Speaker 9: like a big girl website.

2488
01:55:54,400 --> 01:55:56,800
Speaker 2: That's how they met each other. And the thing about

2489
01:55:56,840 --> 01:55:59,080
Speaker 2: it is that, and I guess for me, this is

2490
01:55:59,160 --> 01:56:02,720
Speaker 2: so amazing said this is not healthy, and then but

2491
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:04,440
Speaker 2: she thought it was. Yes.

2492
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:06,560
Speaker 8: She was like, oh, we're doing it safe and keeping

2493
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:09,160
Speaker 8: it healthy. I stayed away from salt and I got

2494
01:56:09,240 --> 01:56:10,200
Speaker 8: good blood pressure.

2495
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:15,320
Speaker 6: She stayed away from salt, and me and Roderick seeing

2496
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:19,040
Speaker 6: her with a caskillt frying pan, put the whole pack

2497
01:56:19,120 --> 01:56:21,800
Speaker 6: of fifteen strips bacon on there and fry all at

2498
01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:22,000
Speaker 6: the same.

2499
01:56:22,120 --> 01:56:24,760
Speaker 7: Dude, she was frying bacon on top of bacon.

2500
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:32,280
Speaker 2: Literally, yes, uh huh time it was effie of bacon. Yes,

2501
01:56:32,480 --> 01:56:32,840
Speaker 2: I mean.

2502
01:56:34,880 --> 01:56:38,200
Speaker 8: She got bacon on bacon, dude, and she thought it

2503
01:56:38,400 --> 01:56:42,080
Speaker 8: was not healthy. She's like, I'm not adding salt to

2504
01:56:42,280 --> 01:56:42,760
Speaker 8: the bacon.

2505
01:56:43,920 --> 01:56:46,680
Speaker 1: What you know, people say this all the time, and

2506
01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:49,400
Speaker 1: I was, you know, people know I slander. I slander

2507
01:56:49,560 --> 01:56:50,600
Speaker 1: fatness all the time.

2508
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:54,320
Speaker 5: I slander this kind of ship because this is absurd.

2509
01:56:54,560 --> 01:56:57,240
Speaker 1: You know, come on, really, I thought I was eating

2510
01:56:57,240 --> 01:57:00,760
Speaker 1: healthy because really you need you know, It's like when

2511
01:57:00,800 --> 01:57:02,560
Speaker 1: people tell me that they needed McDonald's to put the

2512
01:57:02,840 --> 01:57:04,360
Speaker 1: calories on the McDonald's.

2513
01:57:03,920 --> 01:57:08,000
Speaker 5: Menu because they didn't know. It's like you didn't that

2514
01:57:08,240 --> 01:57:09,360
Speaker 5: McDonald's was unhelped.

2515
01:57:09,440 --> 01:57:13,800
Speaker 1: Like anything that takes you two minutes to order and

2516
01:57:13,960 --> 01:57:15,920
Speaker 1: eat it is not healthy, dude.

2517
01:57:15,960 --> 01:57:20,000
Speaker 8: He said that he needed to lean against the headboard

2518
01:57:20,160 --> 01:57:23,560
Speaker 8: or the wall to get the proper thrust in order

2519
01:57:23,640 --> 01:57:24,520
Speaker 8: to have sex.

2520
01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:28,640
Speaker 5: With that yes vagina. Yo, you're not putting your dick

2521
01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:34,040
Speaker 5: in her vagina. You're in like fat role, and that's

2522
01:57:34,040 --> 01:57:35,200
Speaker 5: what that's How do you know?

2523
01:57:35,440 --> 01:57:36,120
Speaker 2: How do you figure?

2524
01:57:36,160 --> 01:57:39,360
Speaker 1: I've seen these kind of and they have they have

2525
01:57:39,600 --> 01:57:44,120
Speaker 1: that what I call the the chastity fat was basically

2526
01:57:44,200 --> 01:57:50,280
Speaker 1: comes over and protects the vagina. It's like it's like

2527
01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:52,240
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds of fat that's lays over.

2528
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:55,760
Speaker 8: You know, is it lays over when you get the

2529
01:57:56,160 --> 01:58:03,320
Speaker 8: proper Batman wiring and equipment. Chris, Really, you underestorate human ingenuity.

2530
01:58:04,560 --> 01:58:08,960
Speaker 5: So you can turn into the mcguy to have sexy ship.

2531
01:58:13,480 --> 01:58:18,400
Speaker 2: This booster, this booster provides the thrust. Yes, yes, Kevin,

2532
01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:20,240
Speaker 2: I just want to get to bounce out.

2533
01:58:20,480 --> 01:58:23,280
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, cool man, no problem, thanks for being

2534
01:58:23,320 --> 01:58:26,760
Speaker 8: on the show. I wonder, all right, I wonder when

2535
01:58:26,760 --> 01:58:28,160
Speaker 8: he hangs up, if we're gonna lose Chris.

2536
01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:30,400
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that too. I mean, I can

2537
01:58:30,480 --> 01:58:31,440
Speaker 2: leave up now.

2538
01:58:31,560 --> 01:58:33,000
Speaker 7: Just go ahead and hang up, man, we got it.

2539
01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:36,240
Speaker 7: I'll call Chris back if I have to damn.

2540
01:58:37,640 --> 01:58:43,760
Speaker 2: Damna. Okay, let me refresh that. Uh, that's not a problems.

2541
01:58:43,920 --> 01:58:51,280
Speaker 8: Refresh that, and then let me call Chris back boom,

2542
01:58:51,520 --> 01:58:57,720
Speaker 8: called Chris everything. Yeah, hopefully that fixes everything. Let me

2543
01:58:57,800 --> 01:59:02,360
Speaker 8: see if see if I'm back. Oh my camera fro

2544
01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:05,200
Speaker 8: that's awesome, all right?

2545
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:09,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, curs you back. People in the chatroom?

2546
01:59:09,840 --> 01:59:10,360
Speaker 2: Can you out here?

2547
01:59:11,080 --> 01:59:16,320
Speaker 8: Because I had to refresh everything. Okay, well, the sound

2548
01:59:16,400 --> 01:59:18,600
Speaker 8: is back. I might just leave it because the camera

2549
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:21,200
Speaker 8: for some reason cut off, and in the past, the

2550
01:59:21,240 --> 01:59:22,840
Speaker 8: only way I've been able to fix the camera is

2551
01:59:22,920 --> 01:59:27,720
Speaker 8: by hanging like completely rebooting my ship. And I'm not

2552
01:59:27,920 --> 01:59:30,720
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna reboot everything. Just I'll just let him

2553
01:59:30,760 --> 01:59:34,480
Speaker 8: hear me and they won't be able to They won't

2554
01:59:34,480 --> 01:59:36,080
Speaker 8: be able to see me, but they'll be able to

2555
01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:36,440
Speaker 8: hear me.

2556
01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:40,240
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think they Okay, that works.

2557
01:59:40,240 --> 01:59:42,320
Speaker 7: All right, let's get back to the strange sex. We're

2558
01:59:42,320 --> 01:59:42,880
Speaker 7: almost done.

2559
01:59:43,640 --> 01:59:46,400
Speaker 8: The next dude, Oh the best part about that. They

2560
01:59:46,440 --> 01:59:49,160
Speaker 8: wanted a threesome with another chick like.

2561
01:59:50,760 --> 01:59:50,920
Speaker 5: Chick.

2562
01:59:51,040 --> 01:59:52,240
Speaker 7: She wanted a skinny chick.

2563
01:59:52,360 --> 01:59:53,800
Speaker 2: He wants another fat chick?

2564
01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:56,880
Speaker 5: Wait what, sir?

2565
01:59:58,200 --> 01:59:59,280
Speaker 1: Like I want to I want to tell her like, no,

2566
01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:01,280
Speaker 1: you don't want a skinny because this dude actually schurts

2567
02:00:01,280 --> 02:00:02,120
Speaker 1: fucking the skinny chick.

2568
02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:04,240
Speaker 5: He might like it, and then you're you know, you're

2569
02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:04,800
Speaker 5: you're out go.

2570
02:00:05,240 --> 02:00:07,560
Speaker 8: They show him dancing with like other big bone women,

2571
02:00:07,640 --> 02:00:10,560
Speaker 8: but they weren't fat like her, Like none, nothing was

2572
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:13,360
Speaker 8: approaching that six hundred pounds though, So it's.

2573
02:00:13,360 --> 02:00:14,440
Speaker 5: It's six hundred pounds.

2574
02:00:14,480 --> 02:00:17,040
Speaker 1: Like I hate when people always say, oh, you sland

2575
02:00:17,080 --> 02:00:20,320
Speaker 1: her fat people, I sland their obesity. Like there's there's

2576
02:00:20,720 --> 02:00:24,200
Speaker 1: being big, and there's being thick, and then there's obese.

2577
02:00:24,480 --> 02:00:26,240
Speaker 1: Then the people like this that eat like an entire

2578
02:00:26,320 --> 02:00:28,960
Speaker 1: pack of bacon and one sitting and then are still

2579
02:00:29,040 --> 02:00:30,240
Speaker 1: hungry talking about something, but.

2580
02:00:30,320 --> 02:00:32,080
Speaker 5: No I I I cut out the sugar.

2581
02:00:33,120 --> 02:00:36,760
Speaker 8: Yeah that is just like, uh, this why white people right, man, Like,

2582
02:00:37,200 --> 02:00:39,960
Speaker 8: that's why sisters be right when, like, because dudes like

2583
02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:44,200
Speaker 8: you when you walk down the street and hold their

2584
02:00:44,240 --> 02:00:46,440
Speaker 8: hands with a six hundred pounds white woman and they

2585
02:00:46,480 --> 02:00:48,120
Speaker 8: get an attitude I can't even get mad at.

2586
02:00:48,160 --> 02:00:49,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I get it right.

2587
02:00:51,440 --> 02:00:52,960
Speaker 5: That you brought this on yourself.

2588
02:00:53,080 --> 02:00:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. Typically I tell sisters like calm down and that,

2589
02:00:55,800 --> 02:00:56,880
Speaker 2: but what can I say?

2590
02:00:58,080 --> 02:01:00,840
Speaker 8: The next dude had p oh, I asked, which is

2591
02:01:00,880 --> 02:01:03,680
Speaker 8: called post post orgasmic illness syndrome.

2592
02:01:05,040 --> 02:01:07,080
Speaker 5: I don't like the way this sounds. Would continue.

2593
02:01:09,200 --> 02:01:11,880
Speaker 8: Basically, every time he has an orgasm, he gets sick

2594
02:01:13,040 --> 02:01:14,880
Speaker 8: like flu sick symptoms.

2595
02:01:16,600 --> 02:01:22,680
Speaker 2: He uh like, gets nausea, headaches, loses balance. Oh that sucks.

2596
02:01:22,840 --> 02:01:26,520
Speaker 5: Every time you bust a nut, you're gonna oh, dude.

2597
02:01:26,640 --> 02:01:28,840
Speaker 2: And you know it's that one thing you really can't

2598
02:01:28,880 --> 02:01:32,520
Speaker 2: live without, that is he would go.

2599
02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:34,360
Speaker 5: Not supposed to be like the most relaxing thing in

2600
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:36,200
Speaker 5: the world. Yo, this dude bustes a nut and gets

2601
02:01:36,240 --> 02:01:37,520
Speaker 5: flu like symptoms.

2602
02:01:38,320 --> 02:01:43,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, he would actually go weeks trying to stain from

2603
02:01:43,080 --> 02:01:46,880
Speaker 8: even masturbating, but he would have to and then he

2604
02:01:46,960 --> 02:01:47,720
Speaker 8: gets sick.

2605
02:01:49,440 --> 02:01:54,120
Speaker 7: And be like incapacitated for a period of time.

2606
02:01:55,520 --> 02:01:57,960
Speaker 1: So you know that you know that that that's that

2607
02:01:58,160 --> 02:02:01,240
Speaker 1: sucks because now niggas, no, when you've done jerked off, yo,

2608
02:02:04,880 --> 02:02:08,200
Speaker 1: Like they come to your house and you got like, oh,

2609
02:02:08,480 --> 02:02:09,720
Speaker 1: you're jerking off again, weren't you?

2610
02:02:10,440 --> 02:02:12,200
Speaker 2: You want to go? Hey, man, you want to go?

2611
02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:13,680
Speaker 2: You want to go to the game tonight?

2612
02:02:14,640 --> 02:02:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2613
02:02:15,080 --> 02:02:16,120
Speaker 2: Man, I can't.

2614
02:02:16,200 --> 02:02:20,680
Speaker 9: Man, he gets sick a lot lately, sir.

2615
02:02:20,920 --> 02:02:23,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know then it's like the fourth time in

2616
02:02:23,120 --> 02:02:25,000
Speaker 8: the last couple of months you've been sick like this.

2617
02:02:25,080 --> 02:02:27,320
Speaker 2: You're okay, yeah, man, I.

2618
02:02:27,480 --> 02:02:29,320
Speaker 5: Just can't something something going around work.

2619
02:02:29,360 --> 02:02:33,160
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, just go without me, man. But uh yeah.

2620
02:02:33,320 --> 02:02:36,840
Speaker 8: So basically he got sick and ship like that, and

2621
02:02:37,240 --> 02:02:40,000
Speaker 8: he did all this experimentation and he finds out what

2622
02:02:40,160 --> 02:02:42,840
Speaker 8: it really is making him sick. And this is on

2623
02:02:42,920 --> 02:02:45,080
Speaker 8: a hunch, Chris, I want you to know. It's not

2624
02:02:45,320 --> 02:02:47,680
Speaker 8: scientifically proven. It's just a hunch that he had.

2625
02:02:49,360 --> 02:02:56,320
Speaker 2: He believes he's getting sick because his own seamen is

2626
02:02:56,680 --> 02:02:57,400
Speaker 2: fucking him up.

2627
02:03:00,080 --> 02:03:01,520
Speaker 5: Yeah is he.

2628
02:03:03,080 --> 02:03:06,400
Speaker 8: No, just his body's having an allergic reaction to his

2629
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:09,480
Speaker 8: own seeming even like being on him, touching him, coming

2630
02:03:09,560 --> 02:03:10,480
Speaker 8: out of him at all.

2631
02:03:11,400 --> 02:03:11,520
Speaker 6: Uh.

2632
02:03:11,800 --> 02:03:14,400
Speaker 2: That's his hunch. He looked it up. That's what other

2633
02:03:14,440 --> 02:03:20,040
Speaker 2: people's problems was. So his solution have his balls removed.

2634
02:03:24,280 --> 02:03:24,960
Speaker 5: Off a hunch.

2635
02:03:25,720 --> 02:03:28,040
Speaker 7: Mm hm. He's said, I'm gonna consider castration.

2636
02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:30,080
Speaker 2: So that's my theory.

2637
02:03:30,240 --> 02:03:32,400
Speaker 8: Went to a doctor, said I want my balls chopped off,

2638
02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:36,440
Speaker 8: get some chopped off. He first put a couple deposits

2639
02:03:36,440 --> 02:03:39,280
Speaker 8: in the Semen bank, just in case everyone's to have kids.

2640
02:03:39,320 --> 02:03:42,880
Speaker 8: And yeah, he chopped those bad boys off, and he

2641
02:03:42,960 --> 02:03:46,320
Speaker 8: said months later he was able to achieve a react erection.

2642
02:03:47,000 --> 02:03:50,640
Speaker 8: Eventually he was able to uh, you know, ejaculate, but

2643
02:03:50,720 --> 02:03:53,920
Speaker 8: it would be a dry ejaculation and he would not

2644
02:03:54,440 --> 02:03:58,520
Speaker 8: have like sperm come out, but he would actually be

2645
02:03:58,640 --> 02:04:03,760
Speaker 8: able to, you know, have like sex or at least masturbate.

2646
02:04:04,640 --> 02:04:06,320
Speaker 8: So then they show him going on a date, trying

2647
02:04:06,320 --> 02:04:09,800
Speaker 8: to get back in the dating world. First date, he

2648
02:04:09,880 --> 02:04:13,320
Speaker 8: tells her he doesn't have any balls. No, dude, not

2649
02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:14,160
Speaker 8: date one.

2650
02:04:16,680 --> 02:04:18,760
Speaker 7: She said she liked to go on a second date.

2651
02:04:18,840 --> 02:04:20,760
Speaker 5: But come on, no, that's.

2652
02:04:23,800 --> 02:04:24,120
Speaker 8: That's that.

2653
02:04:25,320 --> 02:04:26,520
Speaker 5: Oh I forgot to hear.

2654
02:04:26,560 --> 02:04:28,040
Speaker 1: But the cameras are here, and he's a nice guy,

2655
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:32,120
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say she friends on that motherfucker quick dog.

2656
02:04:32,560 --> 02:04:35,440
Speaker 8: He's never seeing that flizzy. He's gonna have to get

2657
02:04:35,480 --> 02:04:37,960
Speaker 8: some prosthetic balls. He's about to get some truck nuts,

2658
02:04:41,880 --> 02:04:43,280
Speaker 8: truck nuts on his balls.

2659
02:04:44,760 --> 02:04:47,040
Speaker 9: Oh, you think they're gonna have to have ball in

2660
02:04:47,120 --> 02:04:48,240
Speaker 9: prints like women get.

2661
02:04:49,400 --> 02:04:50,600
Speaker 2: He needs something like.

2662
02:04:51,120 --> 02:04:53,440
Speaker 5: This is this is making my balls hurt. Don't put

2663
02:04:53,880 --> 02:04:55,760
Speaker 5: like like fake balls or something like that.

2664
02:04:56,000 --> 02:04:58,440
Speaker 2: No, he said his just looked different. He doesn't have

2665
02:04:58,520 --> 02:04:59,520
Speaker 2: any balls down there.

2666
02:05:00,080 --> 02:05:00,960
Speaker 5: You ask whole.

2667
02:05:02,440 --> 02:05:06,280
Speaker 1: Ball put in to make it feel like like come on, dude, like,

2668
02:05:06,440 --> 02:05:09,040
Speaker 1: oh he did this all. First of all, I would

2669
02:05:09,040 --> 02:05:12,840
Speaker 1: have been like, is that the only option? It's like

2670
02:05:13,760 --> 02:05:15,680
Speaker 1: the first and only option to cut your balls off?

2671
02:05:15,680 --> 02:05:18,720
Speaker 2: They couldn't have done like a my sectomy or something.

2672
02:05:18,920 --> 02:05:19,360
Speaker 5: Seems like.

2673
02:05:21,360 --> 02:05:23,600
Speaker 1: There's another choice, right, There's gotta be something else, right,

2674
02:05:23,640 --> 02:05:27,320
Speaker 1: There's obviously other ways of doing this other than you know,

2675
02:05:27,760 --> 02:05:28,720
Speaker 1: cutting my balls off?

2676
02:05:28,880 --> 02:05:30,440
Speaker 5: Is there any other way to do this? Like, that's

2677
02:05:30,480 --> 02:05:31,200
Speaker 5: the conversation you have.

2678
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:35,800
Speaker 1: You don't go well, you know, let's say doctor comes

2679
02:05:35,880 --> 02:05:39,120
Speaker 1: up to you and says, a rod, Chris, when you

2680
02:05:39,240 --> 02:05:41,680
Speaker 1: got six months to live, the only way we can

2681
02:05:41,720 --> 02:05:43,680
Speaker 1: save your life is if we cut off your balls.

2682
02:05:44,200 --> 02:05:47,600
Speaker 5: Your response is going to be, what's the other option?

2683
02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:51,360
Speaker 5: It's like it's not just like and that's life or death.

2684
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:52,800
Speaker 5: That doesn't even life or death.

2685
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:55,400
Speaker 1: It's like you went with that first option, Like I

2686
02:05:56,240 --> 02:05:59,360
Speaker 1: I go first, take an opinion, you know something over

2687
02:05:59,480 --> 02:06:00,680
Speaker 1: getting your balls cut off.

2688
02:06:00,800 --> 02:06:02,960
Speaker 2: It seems like you went too far. That's all I'm saying,

2689
02:06:03,000 --> 02:06:03,400
Speaker 2: get yours.

2690
02:06:03,600 --> 02:06:05,000
Speaker 1: Then you get your balls cut off, and then you

2691
02:06:05,040 --> 02:06:06,760
Speaker 1: don't even get them to replace it with the little

2692
02:06:06,800 --> 02:06:09,280
Speaker 1: fake balls in there. So that you can't can't even

2693
02:06:09,400 --> 02:06:11,520
Speaker 1: suck your fake ball. It's like, dude, you're just doing

2694
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:13,560
Speaker 1: this all fucking wrong. And then on the first date

2695
02:06:13,760 --> 02:06:14,640
Speaker 1: you tell her you ain't.

2696
02:06:14,440 --> 02:06:16,520
Speaker 8: Got no b Yeah, it's like, oh, you know what

2697
02:06:16,600 --> 02:06:21,520
Speaker 8: else is interesting? I don't have any balls, so that's yeah.

2698
02:06:21,560 --> 02:06:24,640
Speaker 2: That's that's what do you What do you do at work?

2699
02:06:24,680 --> 02:06:29,920
Speaker 2: I don't have any testicles. I was like, fuck this, dude,

2700
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:32,200
Speaker 2: but uh yeah, so that dude.

2701
02:06:32,640 --> 02:06:34,640
Speaker 8: Also, I don't want to tell a woman something like

2702
02:06:34,680 --> 02:06:36,400
Speaker 8: that upfront, because we ever get in the argument, she's

2703
02:06:36,400 --> 02:06:37,880
Speaker 8: gonna bring it back up right, you.

2704
02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:41,320
Speaker 5: Ball this motherfucker, where do you get the balls?

2705
02:06:42,120 --> 02:06:46,280
Speaker 7: Oh wait, you don't like oh, bitch, she'd never trusted juice.

2706
02:06:46,800 --> 02:06:48,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's one of them twits.

2707
02:06:49,160 --> 02:06:50,800
Speaker 7: Yeah right.

2708
02:06:52,160 --> 02:06:54,080
Speaker 8: The next one was about to do with a thirteen

2709
02:06:54,120 --> 02:06:56,320
Speaker 8: inch dick, but that shit seemed like a humble rag,

2710
02:06:56,480 --> 02:06:57,520
Speaker 8: so fuck that episode.

2711
02:06:58,360 --> 02:07:00,040
Speaker 2: This whole thing was like, it's just so hard. I

2712
02:07:00,080 --> 02:07:02,080
Speaker 2: found a woman with a thirteen was like, suck my

2713
02:07:02,160 --> 02:07:04,760
Speaker 2: dig bitch, get the fuck out of the life. Ain't hard.

2714
02:07:05,280 --> 02:07:09,080
Speaker 1: It's like the nigga before you didn't have balls, yo, yeah, ball,

2715
02:07:09,240 --> 02:07:10,560
Speaker 1: he had a real problem.

2716
02:07:10,920 --> 02:07:11,760
Speaker 2: Your ship is whag.

2717
02:07:11,880 --> 02:07:13,920
Speaker 8: Dude, I'm not getting into the rest of him because

2718
02:07:13,960 --> 02:07:15,480
Speaker 8: we we're gonna run out of time. We gotta do

2719
02:07:15,560 --> 02:07:16,160
Speaker 8: some articles.

2720
02:07:17,320 --> 02:07:19,400
Speaker 7: First article, I thought this was the best news of

2721
02:07:19,480 --> 02:07:20,280
Speaker 7: the holiday weekend.

2722
02:07:21,200 --> 02:07:23,920
Speaker 8: Uh Lil Wayne said the Carter five is his last album,

2723
02:07:24,320 --> 02:07:27,960
Speaker 8: So yay, I should have stopped a.

2724
02:07:28,000 --> 02:07:31,360
Speaker 2: Long time ago. Nigga, you suck, Thank you sir, thank

2725
02:07:31,400 --> 02:07:32,000
Speaker 2: you very much.

2726
02:07:32,680 --> 02:07:33,520
Speaker 5: You know what's sad about it.

2727
02:07:33,720 --> 02:07:36,080
Speaker 1: I was went to Virginia Beach like a couple of

2728
02:07:36,080 --> 02:07:38,840
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and that's actually listening to I think.

2729
02:07:38,840 --> 02:07:41,800
Speaker 5: The first Carter even like the first two, I liked them.

2730
02:07:42,360 --> 02:07:44,720
Speaker 5: Oh I'm like, dude, you were you You had so

2731
02:07:44,880 --> 02:07:47,720
Speaker 5: much potential to be actually good. Like I know, people

2732
02:07:47,840 --> 02:07:49,720
Speaker 5: are so like he's the greatest upper alive. No. No,

2733
02:07:49,840 --> 02:07:50,760
Speaker 5: if you go back and listen to.

2734
02:07:50,760 --> 02:07:54,320
Speaker 1: His original first albums, even some of the original mixtapes,

2735
02:07:55,040 --> 02:07:59,360
Speaker 1: there's no comparison between that little winge and this grimlin

2736
02:07:59,400 --> 02:08:01,800
Speaker 1: that makes music now or attempts to make music now.

2737
02:08:01,880 --> 02:08:06,000
Speaker 5: I mean there's there's no there's no comparison. It's sad

2738
02:08:06,080 --> 02:08:07,440
Speaker 5: to see what he's become because of drugs.

2739
02:08:07,960 --> 02:08:10,760
Speaker 2: Honest, at some point he was literally like you know,

2740
02:08:10,880 --> 02:08:15,320
Speaker 2: what dog. I don't know what a metaphor is, and

2741
02:08:15,560 --> 02:08:18,000
Speaker 2: I forgot what the symboling it was drugs.

2742
02:08:18,200 --> 02:08:22,040
Speaker 1: He was sipping that like you know, uh, black tar

2743
02:08:22,440 --> 02:08:24,720
Speaker 1: and and and and coughs there but where the fun

2744
02:08:24,880 --> 02:08:25,920
Speaker 1: they'd be drinking down there?

2745
02:08:26,080 --> 02:08:30,520
Speaker 5: And he fucked brain like he done now he done so.

2746
02:08:31,200 --> 02:08:34,680
Speaker 8: But hey, the good news is no more albums from

2747
02:08:34,720 --> 02:08:37,440
Speaker 8: lul Wayne, So I'll take you one last one, Thank you.

2748
02:08:37,720 --> 02:08:37,960
Speaker 2: Wayne.

2749
02:08:38,040 --> 02:08:40,480
Speaker 5: The problem that is because he's on drugs. He'll forget

2750
02:08:40,520 --> 02:08:42,040
Speaker 5: that he said this, and he'll make another album.

2751
02:08:42,120 --> 02:08:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2752
02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:45,040
Speaker 8: This is the the number one sign that a rapper

2753
02:08:45,160 --> 02:08:47,520
Speaker 8: is is about to fuck up. The worst is when

2754
02:08:47,560 --> 02:08:50,360
Speaker 8: they do this. Someone submitted this question what brows are

2755
02:08:50,400 --> 02:08:53,640
Speaker 8: you using? Internet Explorer? Yeah, and uh my camera keeps

2756
02:08:53,680 --> 02:08:54,080
Speaker 8: cutting off.

2757
02:08:54,360 --> 02:08:57,840
Speaker 2: All right, go to the producer stingy, okay, care, I

2758
02:08:57,920 --> 02:09:00,760
Speaker 2: will give me a second. All right.

2759
02:09:00,960 --> 02:09:04,520
Speaker 8: The other thing too. And so apparently the Macy States

2760
02:09:04,560 --> 02:09:05,600
Speaker 8: Giving Parade.

2761
02:09:08,200 --> 02:09:08,920
Speaker 2: They are.

2762
02:09:10,680 --> 02:09:14,800
Speaker 7: The Macy States Giving Parade has.

2763
02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:17,880
Speaker 2: Got in trouble because.

2764
02:09:17,720 --> 02:09:21,360
Speaker 8: The Shreddit favor they were using someone either mixed up

2765
02:09:21,560 --> 02:09:24,560
Speaker 8: or threw in the police.

2766
02:09:25,240 --> 02:09:29,600
Speaker 7: Confidential documents in the shredding of the favor.

2767
02:09:30,920 --> 02:09:37,040
Speaker 8: And is shredded horizontally, so like so like police social

2768
02:09:37,120 --> 02:09:37,960
Speaker 8: security numbers.

2769
02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:40,640
Speaker 2: We didn't even chop it up like comfetti.

2770
02:09:42,840 --> 02:09:47,680
Speaker 8: Poleast social security numbers and classified information.

2771
02:09:51,480 --> 02:09:51,800
Speaker 6: Steak.

2772
02:09:52,720 --> 02:09:53,400
Speaker 9: Who does this?

2773
02:09:54,600 --> 02:09:57,080
Speaker 2: Oh man, so I thought that was funny.

2774
02:09:57,160 --> 02:09:59,800
Speaker 9: Whoever took the trash out that day is fired.

2775
02:10:00,640 --> 02:10:04,960
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, the Elmo puppeteer dude is now up to

2776
02:10:05,040 --> 02:10:05,960
Speaker 8: four accusers.

2777
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah he did that shit, y'all.

2778
02:10:08,720 --> 02:10:11,160
Speaker 8: Oh shit, Like it's a certain amount of time where

2779
02:10:11,520 --> 02:10:13,280
Speaker 8: you know, I'm willing to be like, uh, you know,

2780
02:10:13,360 --> 02:10:17,200
Speaker 8: anything happen, even though his original story is creepy as fuck,

2781
02:10:17,320 --> 02:10:19,480
Speaker 8: which is he was sixteen when I met him, but

2782
02:10:19,480 --> 02:10:20,000
Speaker 8: I just kept a.

2783
02:10:20,000 --> 02:10:21,840
Speaker 2: Relationship until eighteen. Then I fucked him.

2784
02:10:21,920 --> 02:10:27,640
Speaker 7: So that's not creevy old ass man. But apparently he's straight.

2785
02:10:27,840 --> 02:10:30,960
Speaker 8: He's gonna be fine though, because all in this whatever,

2786
02:10:31,440 --> 02:10:35,440
Speaker 8: the statute of limitations is on this law you have

2787
02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:41,760
Speaker 8: until age twenty three to bring your case. And the

2788
02:10:42,120 --> 02:10:44,680
Speaker 8: dudes involved in this, like the one the other dude

2789
02:10:44,800 --> 02:10:45,520
Speaker 8: is twenty four.

2790
02:10:46,000 --> 02:10:46,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2791
02:10:46,240 --> 02:10:47,800
Speaker 1: The statue limitation, I think on a lot of these

2792
02:10:47,800 --> 02:10:50,880
Speaker 1: things is like it's really low on yeah, char it's

2793
02:10:50,920 --> 02:10:54,280
Speaker 1: like seven years, and so if you're under age at

2794
02:10:54,400 --> 02:10:56,920
Speaker 1: like sixteen, you have seven years, so that would be

2795
02:10:56,920 --> 02:10:59,440
Speaker 1: twenty three. It's it's one of the most absurd things

2796
02:10:59,480 --> 02:11:02,680
Speaker 1: I've ever seen when it comes to our laws. It's

2797
02:11:03,120 --> 02:11:07,560
Speaker 1: the whole statue limitation on on rape, and it's like

2798
02:11:08,320 --> 02:11:11,160
Speaker 1: people get away with it because the time just passes.

2799
02:11:11,640 --> 02:11:14,080
Speaker 5: Not that they didn't do it, but that time passes.

2800
02:11:14,320 --> 02:11:19,200
Speaker 7: It just yeah, it's yeah, yeah, that that was insane, man.

2801
02:11:19,360 --> 02:11:21,480
Speaker 7: So yeah, I thought that.

2802
02:11:22,120 --> 02:11:24,080
Speaker 8: When I saw that, I was like, oh shit, man,

2803
02:11:24,160 --> 02:11:28,200
Speaker 8: this dude is definitely in trouble. And you know, personally,

2804
02:11:28,560 --> 02:11:30,440
Speaker 8: I think he did that ship. To be quite honest

2805
02:11:30,480 --> 02:11:34,880
Speaker 8: with you. Four is a lot like like there's like

2806
02:11:34,960 --> 02:11:38,760
Speaker 8: there's an amount of you know, uh, there's an amount

2807
02:11:38,800 --> 02:11:40,720
Speaker 8: where I'm like, okay, you know, and shit, can hap

2808
02:11:40,800 --> 02:11:44,160
Speaker 8: it anybody. And then there's a no nigga that that

2809
02:11:45,480 --> 02:11:48,120
Speaker 8: I don't know any dude that's had four people accuse

2810
02:11:48,200 --> 02:11:53,080
Speaker 8: him of fucking underage boys and yeah, and I did

2811
02:11:53,160 --> 02:11:55,560
Speaker 8: that ship. So I think at hey, I got a

2812
02:11:55,600 --> 02:11:57,160
Speaker 8: pause it for a second. Guys, I'm gonna try to

2813
02:11:57,200 --> 02:11:59,400
Speaker 8: get my camera working real quick. It only take a second.

2814
02:11:59,840 --> 02:12:03,920
Speaker 8: I just need to relaunch my browser and relaunch my

2815
02:12:04,040 --> 02:12:06,840
Speaker 8: flash player. So give me one second. I'll be right back, guys,

2816
02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:12,120
Speaker 8: So sorry about that. Everybody listening. Let's see you said

2817
02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:15,920
Speaker 8: close flash and we start that and I'm gonna try

2818
02:12:15,960 --> 02:12:17,440
Speaker 8: to go back in real quick.

2819
02:12:19,400 --> 02:12:22,080
Speaker 2: Hopefully they didn't miss too much. Thank you for being

2820
02:12:22,080 --> 02:12:25,160
Speaker 2: to facing with us, Chris. I just hope this works. Man.

2821
02:12:29,360 --> 02:12:30,760
Speaker 2: They gotta stopped my flash player.

2822
02:12:31,160 --> 02:12:34,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes flash when you're doing flash video and stuff like

2823
02:12:34,600 --> 02:12:37,200
Speaker 1: that with any of your browser's just fucking I was

2824
02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:40,560
Speaker 1: having problems with Firefox before, so I totally get it.

2825
02:12:41,120 --> 02:12:46,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hm hmm, like it still didn't work.

2826
02:12:47,640 --> 02:12:54,480
Speaker 1: The camera, Yeah, chilling with the camera and ship because

2827
02:12:54,480 --> 02:12:57,400
Speaker 1: he's like Rid ain't on camera, so I camera.

2828
02:12:59,440 --> 02:13:01,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, the flashes back. I wonder if I had to

2829
02:13:02,080 --> 02:13:05,920
Speaker 8: close Firefox too. So I hope we don't lose all

2830
02:13:05,920 --> 02:13:07,080
Speaker 8: these articles if I do this.

2831
02:13:08,320 --> 02:13:12,120
Speaker 2: Everybody pray for me. Okay, all right, let's see what

2832
02:13:12,240 --> 02:13:14,600
Speaker 2: happens with close buff of these and they can't hear

2833
02:13:14,720 --> 02:13:16,640
Speaker 2: damn thing were talking about in this side. They can't

2834
02:13:16,640 --> 02:13:19,680
Speaker 2: hear anything. Remember you go away, sound goes away. Yeah,

2835
02:13:19,800 --> 02:13:24,080
Speaker 2: but I was back for a second. Man. I hope

2836
02:13:24,080 --> 02:13:24,800
Speaker 2: this ship works.

2837
02:13:27,560 --> 02:13:30,520
Speaker 6: Yeah. One thing I can say about spreecast. The man

2838
02:13:30,600 --> 02:13:32,600
Speaker 6: for Spreecasts popped in there real quickly, was like, hey.

2839
02:13:32,600 --> 02:13:33,840
Speaker 2: Hey y'all, y'all got issues?

2840
02:13:33,960 --> 02:13:40,280
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, hey, I love that. What's the people from

2841
02:13:40,280 --> 02:13:41,720
Speaker 5: bookalo will do that? He's like, oh, yeah, you guys

2842
02:13:41,760 --> 02:13:42,560
Speaker 5: have an issue after.

2843
02:13:42,440 --> 02:13:44,520
Speaker 1: You didn't already fixed them or you're going off airas

2844
02:13:44,560 --> 02:13:46,160
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, just get out of the chatroom.

2845
02:13:50,400 --> 02:13:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.

2846
02:13:51,840 --> 02:13:53,000
Speaker 8: I don't know if I'm to be able to get

2847
02:13:53,040 --> 02:13:56,080
Speaker 8: the sound back. I mean the camera bag, it's just

2848
02:13:56,320 --> 02:13:59,920
Speaker 8: not working right now. Oh great, and I think I

2849
02:14:00,080 --> 02:14:01,120
Speaker 8: lost all those articles.

2850
02:14:01,320 --> 02:14:03,160
Speaker 2: Isn't that good? Isn't that good?

2851
02:14:03,360 --> 02:14:05,360
Speaker 5: We get the RG three then talk about so you know.

2852
02:14:05,520 --> 02:14:09,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, hope, Yeah, I guess the right today.

2853
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:14,280
Speaker 8: All right, So RG three man, Chris, tell everybody about

2854
02:14:14,280 --> 02:14:15,280
Speaker 8: your RG three problems.

2855
02:14:15,400 --> 02:14:17,720
Speaker 2: Fairly. You ran into some issues with the RG three ship.

2856
02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, and I never knew this because I'm not

2857
02:14:20,600 --> 02:14:21,840
Speaker 1: a This is why I want to talk to you

2858
02:14:21,920 --> 02:14:24,720
Speaker 1: about it, because you're more of a football.

2859
02:14:24,360 --> 02:14:25,880
Speaker 5: Fan than I am now these days.

2860
02:14:26,320 --> 02:14:28,720
Speaker 1: And so I would even move myself more to not

2861
02:14:28,840 --> 02:14:31,120
Speaker 1: a casual fan, but just above a casual fan, because

2862
02:14:31,120 --> 02:14:33,720
Speaker 1: I don't watch everything, but I've watched enough of RG three.

2863
02:14:33,840 --> 02:14:37,520
Speaker 1: I've seen Andrew love play, and I'm just like, there

2864
02:14:37,720 --> 02:14:39,800
Speaker 1: is no real discussion about.

2865
02:14:39,720 --> 02:14:42,560
Speaker 5: Who the rookie of the Year is. Yeah, it's RG three.

2866
02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:46,160
Speaker 1: Like I not not to downplay Andrew Look and what

2867
02:14:46,280 --> 02:14:48,760
Speaker 1: he's doing and the job he's doing and what he's

2868
02:14:48,800 --> 02:14:50,920
Speaker 1: doing for that team, but when you just look at it,

2869
02:14:51,040 --> 02:14:52,760
Speaker 1: this is not a team effort like some people are like, well,

2870
02:14:52,880 --> 02:14:54,640
Speaker 1: well Andrew looks, team is gonna go to the playoffs.

2871
02:14:54,760 --> 02:14:56,800
Speaker 5: This is not Rookie of the years of team effort.

2872
02:14:56,920 --> 02:14:58,480
Speaker 2: This is not It not the Heisman.

2873
02:14:58,800 --> 02:15:00,800
Speaker 5: It's not the Heisman. This is not This is like

2874
02:15:01,040 --> 02:15:05,200
Speaker 5: indivisual play. And RG three is out here breaking serious records.

2875
02:15:05,480 --> 02:15:06,600
Speaker 5: He's actually not that far.

2876
02:15:06,680 --> 02:15:09,360
Speaker 1: If you're a stats horror, his stats are technically better

2877
02:15:09,440 --> 02:15:13,760
Speaker 1: than than Andrew Luck. You know, his percentage is higher.

2878
02:15:13,960 --> 02:15:15,880
Speaker 1: He doesn't have as many yards on the air, but

2879
02:15:16,160 --> 02:15:19,640
Speaker 1: he has more way more yards running, he has more touchdowns,

2880
02:15:19,720 --> 02:15:20,560
Speaker 1: less interceptions.

2881
02:15:21,320 --> 02:15:24,200
Speaker 5: I don't really see he's a better all around player

2882
02:15:24,760 --> 02:15:27,120
Speaker 5: than Andrew Luck. Yeah, I don't really see how this

2883
02:15:27,240 --> 02:15:27,879
Speaker 5: is a discussion.

2884
02:15:28,280 --> 02:15:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think so either.

2885
02:15:29,520 --> 02:15:29,640
Speaker 10: Man.

2886
02:15:29,880 --> 02:15:33,320
Speaker 7: And the problem that people have, I think I was

2887
02:15:33,320 --> 02:15:35,080
Speaker 7: talking to my boy the other day as.

2888
02:15:35,000 --> 02:15:37,080
Speaker 8: A Giants fan he's a black dude. And he was

2889
02:15:37,120 --> 02:15:41,680
Speaker 8: basically saying like, yeah, man, you know, I don't think three.

2890
02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:43,800
Speaker 8: RG three is not that good to him.

2891
02:15:43,840 --> 02:15:46,000
Speaker 2: That's what he said to me. And I was like,

2892
02:15:47,920 --> 02:15:49,440
Speaker 2: what does not that good mean?

2893
02:15:50,040 --> 02:15:53,240
Speaker 8: And basically his argument was that he's not a top

2894
02:15:53,360 --> 02:15:56,760
Speaker 8: ten quarterback and I was like, nigga, that's good for

2895
02:15:56,960 --> 02:15:58,040
Speaker 8: a first year player.

2896
02:15:58,320 --> 02:16:00,480
Speaker 5: He's a rookie, first of all. He's just a rookie.

2897
02:16:00,920 --> 02:16:04,680
Speaker 1: Second of all, Like if you take a lot of

2898
02:16:04,720 --> 02:16:09,000
Speaker 1: the top ten players in their rookie years, right, you

2899
02:16:09,040 --> 02:16:09,440
Speaker 1: know what it is?

2900
02:16:09,480 --> 02:16:11,200
Speaker 5: Though, I'm glad you said that was a I think

2901
02:16:11,360 --> 02:16:14,680
Speaker 5: here's what it is. RG three is what I'm calling,

2902
02:16:14,960 --> 02:16:17,000
Speaker 5: uh the day Walker. That's his new name.

2903
02:16:17,280 --> 02:16:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's basically all the strains of previous black quarterbacks.

2904
02:16:21,000 --> 02:16:23,720
Speaker 5: And none of their weaknesses because he can run like

2905
02:16:23,800 --> 02:16:24,720
Speaker 5: all the other quarterbacks.

2906
02:16:25,000 --> 02:16:27,040
Speaker 1: He has the hype of all the other quarterbacks, but

2907
02:16:27,160 --> 02:16:30,200
Speaker 1: he's way more accurate than those other fucking quarterbacks. Like

2908
02:16:30,960 --> 02:16:34,080
Speaker 1: it is fucking ridiculous what he's doing. He would actually

2909
02:16:34,120 --> 02:16:36,440
Speaker 1: have more touchdowns if the Redskins wide receiver for better.

2910
02:16:37,120 --> 02:16:42,039
Speaker 1: They've actually dropped passes, perfectly thrown passes to them. Even

2911
02:16:42,160 --> 02:16:46,440
Speaker 1: his bad passes look good like he is just he

2912
02:16:46,560 --> 02:16:49,200
Speaker 1: threw that one interception in the last game on Thanksgiving

2913
02:16:49,800 --> 02:16:51,560
Speaker 1: and then turns right around and throws the almost the

2914
02:16:51,600 --> 02:16:52,879
Speaker 1: exact same pass down.

2915
02:16:52,760 --> 02:16:55,480
Speaker 5: The middle again, where rookie quarterbacks would have been like, other, well,

2916
02:16:55,480 --> 02:16:56,880
Speaker 5: I can't throw down the middle again. I just win

2917
02:16:56,879 --> 02:16:57,400
Speaker 5: an interception.

2918
02:16:57,640 --> 02:16:59,840
Speaker 1: He turns right around, throws down the middle strike to

2919
02:17:00,000 --> 02:17:01,320
Speaker 1: I think I think it was like a third and

2920
02:17:01,400 --> 02:17:05,160
Speaker 1: five to Santana Moss and making Satana Moss look like

2921
02:17:05,240 --> 02:17:09,080
Speaker 1: Randy Moss by the way, yes, just like what the

2922
02:17:09,160 --> 02:17:11,240
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? Like I don't understand, like

2923
02:17:11,320 --> 02:17:13,720
Speaker 1: how this is even a discussion about he's not a

2924
02:17:13,760 --> 02:17:16,400
Speaker 1: good It's also what I call the Lebron effect, where

2925
02:17:16,560 --> 02:17:17,240
Speaker 1: a nigga.

2926
02:17:17,040 --> 02:17:19,640
Speaker 5: Is just that good and people don't want to admit

2927
02:17:19,680 --> 02:17:20,599
Speaker 5: that the nigga's.

2928
02:17:20,280 --> 02:17:23,080
Speaker 8: Just that good, Like yeah, when it's a black dude,

2929
02:17:23,080 --> 02:17:24,920
Speaker 8: that always has to be someone fucking kind of cash

2930
02:17:25,040 --> 02:17:26,760
Speaker 8: like wait for the other shoot to drop. And I

2931
02:17:26,879 --> 02:17:28,760
Speaker 8: was in the same conversation. I was like, Okay, so

2932
02:17:28,840 --> 02:17:31,119
Speaker 8: what about Andrew. Look, Oh he's good man, He's gonna

2933
02:17:31,120 --> 02:17:31,560
Speaker 8: be real good.

2934
02:17:31,560 --> 02:17:33,400
Speaker 2: He's legit. I was like, see, man, that's the shit.

2935
02:17:33,440 --> 02:17:36,760
Speaker 2: I have a problem with is there's this idea off

2936
02:17:36,800 --> 02:17:38,560
Speaker 2: you have to look a certain way to play quarterback

2937
02:17:38,600 --> 02:17:40,920
Speaker 2: in the NFL, and I just don't believe it.

2938
02:17:41,120 --> 02:17:43,000
Speaker 8: Like I just I'm I'm the kind of person that

2939
02:17:43,040 --> 02:17:46,280
Speaker 8: thinks you can do something different and and and still

2940
02:17:46,360 --> 02:17:49,040
Speaker 8: be good at it. I don't need you know, Noah

2941
02:17:49,080 --> 02:17:51,600
Speaker 8: doesn't look like Andrew Lucky, doesn't look like Tom Brady,

2942
02:17:51,680 --> 02:17:54,080
Speaker 8: but he's being asked to do more than those players

2943
02:17:54,080 --> 02:17:56,240
Speaker 8: are doing, and he's doing a good job at He

2944
02:17:56,360 --> 02:17:59,120
Speaker 8: has the least intersections or tied for the least interceptions

2945
02:17:59,440 --> 02:18:02,840
Speaker 8: of all those top ten quarterbacks except for one who

2946
02:18:02,920 --> 02:18:05,280
Speaker 8: I think has three interceptions and he has four. I

2947
02:18:05,400 --> 02:18:08,480
Speaker 8: was like, I just don't get why you have to

2948
02:18:08,520 --> 02:18:11,480
Speaker 8: say something like it's a wording, he's not that good?

2949
02:18:12,080 --> 02:18:12,959
Speaker 6: Like what.

2950
02:18:14,600 --> 02:18:15,959
Speaker 5: Do you mean not that good? Right?

2951
02:18:16,080 --> 02:18:19,160
Speaker 1: Like he went fourteen for fifteen for two hundred yards,

2952
02:18:19,240 --> 02:18:23,400
Speaker 1: four touchdowns, right, I don't know what it sad for.

2953
02:18:23,440 --> 02:18:26,080
Speaker 2: The last game, but it was like fourteen for fifteen.

2954
02:18:26,160 --> 02:18:28,160
Speaker 2: It was against the Egles. He threw four touchdowns, go

2955
02:18:28,200 --> 02:18:28,920
Speaker 2: ahead right.

2956
02:18:28,920 --> 02:18:32,480
Speaker 1: Four touchdowns against the Cowboys, one interception, like two hundred

2957
02:18:32,480 --> 02:18:35,320
Speaker 1: fifty yards and like seven incompletions.

2958
02:18:34,920 --> 02:18:36,240
Speaker 7: Right, and all of a sudden he's like, oh, we

2959
02:18:36,320 --> 02:18:37,600
Speaker 7: need to wait till the second year.

2960
02:18:38,000 --> 02:18:38,800
Speaker 2: That's what you can tell.

2961
02:18:38,879 --> 02:18:41,680
Speaker 8: It's like, but here's the thing. One he's doing this

2962
02:18:42,080 --> 02:18:45,959
Speaker 8: this year two. It's the NFL. And I don't think

2963
02:18:46,000 --> 02:18:48,760
Speaker 8: a lot of fans understand how the NFL works. You

2964
02:18:48,840 --> 02:18:51,959
Speaker 8: can take away one thing on any NFL team, period,

2965
02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:54,480
Speaker 8: It doesn't matter how fucking good or bad that person is.

2966
02:18:55,320 --> 02:18:56,560
Speaker 2: It's very uh.

2967
02:18:56,840 --> 02:18:59,800
Speaker 8: You can make your strategy to take away that one thing.

2968
02:19:00,320 --> 02:19:02,800
Speaker 8: And that's when coaches get found out how good they are.

2969
02:19:02,879 --> 02:19:04,720
Speaker 8: And that's when players get found out how good they are,

2970
02:19:05,000 --> 02:19:06,520
Speaker 8: because it's how you adjust to that.

2971
02:19:07,000 --> 02:19:07,160
Speaker 2: Right.

2972
02:19:07,680 --> 02:19:10,320
Speaker 8: So I'm saying, if you say that for RG three,

2973
02:19:10,440 --> 02:19:13,160
Speaker 8: you have to say that for and you Love, you

2974
02:19:13,240 --> 02:19:14,760
Speaker 8: have to say it for Andy Dalton, you have to

2975
02:19:14,800 --> 02:19:15,600
Speaker 8: say it for everybody.

2976
02:19:15,680 --> 02:19:16,360
Speaker 7: Matthew Stafford.

2977
02:19:16,400 --> 02:19:18,840
Speaker 8: You can't just put that on like, well, only him,

2978
02:19:18,920 --> 02:19:21,520
Speaker 8: because I'm like, the heights he's reached in year one

2979
02:19:22,240 --> 02:19:24,959
Speaker 8: are unforeseen from other from these other dudes.

2980
02:19:25,440 --> 02:19:27,120
Speaker 2: So records. Yeah.

2981
02:19:28,160 --> 02:19:29,760
Speaker 5: It What kills me about it is they're like, well,

2982
02:19:29,959 --> 02:19:31,000
Speaker 5: his team won't make the playoffs.

2983
02:19:31,000 --> 02:19:33,480
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, they're the fucking Redskins, right, right,

2984
02:19:33,640 --> 02:19:36,400
Speaker 1: So there's that, all right. The team is just not

2985
02:19:36,480 --> 02:19:38,879
Speaker 1: as good as other team. The only thing, the main

2986
02:19:38,959 --> 02:19:41,000
Speaker 1: reason why their record isn't better is not because of

2987
02:19:41,240 --> 02:19:43,720
Speaker 1: RG three. It's because of the fucking defense, which has

2988
02:19:43,879 --> 02:19:46,080
Speaker 1: just had so many fucking injuries. And I'm not even

2989
02:19:46,080 --> 02:19:47,760
Speaker 1: saying this as a Reskins pank. I hate the Redskins.

2990
02:19:47,959 --> 02:19:50,320
Speaker 1: I like RG three, I like everything he is. Not

2991
02:19:50,400 --> 02:19:52,440
Speaker 1: only that, But when people say that, well, you know,

2992
02:19:52,640 --> 02:19:55,200
Speaker 1: it's the look. The only thing that's about that is

2993
02:19:55,600 --> 02:19:58,000
Speaker 1: his color because he has two parents, comes.

2994
02:19:57,879 --> 02:19:59,959
Speaker 5: From a great home. Yeah he had you know, he's

2995
02:20:00,080 --> 02:20:02,080
Speaker 5: he's got she's even white.

2996
02:20:02,400 --> 02:20:05,080
Speaker 2: It's like, well, he doesn't like my boy.

2997
02:20:05,160 --> 02:20:08,360
Speaker 8: Steve doesn't like the way their offense looks like he

2998
02:20:08,600 --> 02:20:10,840
Speaker 8: runs and they're doing the read option and do it.

2999
02:20:10,879 --> 02:20:12,959
Speaker 7: I'm like, that's only a part of the offense for one,

3000
02:20:13,680 --> 02:20:15,359
Speaker 7: But then for two, I'm.

3001
02:20:15,200 --> 02:20:18,280
Speaker 8: Looking at the touch on these passes and shit like that,

3002
02:20:19,000 --> 02:20:22,720
Speaker 8: and in the underneath stuff to me, which is where

3003
02:20:22,800 --> 02:20:25,520
Speaker 8: the good quarterbacks separate themselves from the great quarterbacks. It's

3004
02:20:25,600 --> 02:20:29,640
Speaker 8: like Tom Brady makes that underneath pass with a ninety

3005
02:20:29,720 --> 02:20:33,240
Speaker 8: nine percent accuracy rating where he's hitting dudes in stride

3006
02:20:33,360 --> 02:20:36,720
Speaker 8: and and and they're turning like five yard slants into

3007
02:20:36,800 --> 02:20:37,960
Speaker 8: eighty yard touchdowns.

3008
02:20:38,400 --> 02:20:40,360
Speaker 2: And that's that's good quarterbacking.

3009
02:20:40,720 --> 02:20:43,600
Speaker 8: And that's actually for me, the quarterbacks that aren't on

3010
02:20:43,720 --> 02:20:47,200
Speaker 8: that level, that's what Michael Vick lacks. Like that that

3011
02:20:47,320 --> 02:20:49,680
Speaker 8: shit where it's like, dude, you you needed to get

3012
02:20:49,760 --> 02:20:52,760
Speaker 8: three yards on this play, and you fucking throw a

3013
02:20:52,800 --> 02:20:55,720
Speaker 8: foot behind the guy. So now he can't completely he

3014
02:20:55,760 --> 02:20:58,720
Speaker 8: can't finish running his route, or he can't catch it,

3015
02:20:58,840 --> 02:21:01,280
Speaker 8: or he had to stop and he got fucking laid out.

3016
02:21:01,360 --> 02:21:04,880
Speaker 8: Like that's the difference between great quarterbacks and good ones.

3017
02:21:04,959 --> 02:21:06,600
Speaker 2: So anyway, this is.

3018
02:21:06,600 --> 02:21:09,480
Speaker 1: Why I call him the day walker because again, the

3019
02:21:09,600 --> 02:21:12,199
Speaker 1: reason why they run is because, well, he's a track

3020
02:21:12,320 --> 02:21:13,560
Speaker 1: star who.

3021
02:21:13,520 --> 02:21:16,800
Speaker 5: Can run the football. But guess what that makes people bite.

3022
02:21:16,920 --> 02:21:18,840
Speaker 5: There's a reason why a lot of those sixty yard

3023
02:21:18,879 --> 02:21:22,400
Speaker 5: passes he's thrown are people it's because they then bit

3024
02:21:22,560 --> 02:21:24,359
Speaker 5: on the fact that he can fucking run.

3025
02:21:24,640 --> 02:21:28,280
Speaker 1: And so he sells the play action, they roll him out,

3026
02:21:28,640 --> 02:21:31,199
Speaker 1: and then he hits a person in fucking stride.

3027
02:21:30,879 --> 02:21:35,000
Speaker 5: For a sixty yard fucking touchdown. At the strategy in using.

3028
02:21:34,879 --> 02:21:37,000
Speaker 1: The option that you had with it, that's not they're

3029
02:21:37,040 --> 02:21:38,440
Speaker 1: running him just because that's all he can do.

3030
02:21:38,840 --> 02:21:40,200
Speaker 5: So they're running him because he can do that.

3031
02:21:40,440 --> 02:21:43,160
Speaker 1: Oh and by the way, he's also accurate as hell

3032
02:21:43,520 --> 02:21:46,279
Speaker 1: and can throw down the field that is dangerous.

3033
02:21:46,680 --> 02:21:48,160
Speaker 5: Andrew Luck can't do that.

3034
02:21:48,360 --> 02:21:50,320
Speaker 1: Not saying that he's not a bad he's a bad quarterback, No,

3035
02:21:50,400 --> 02:21:51,320
Speaker 1: he's a great quarterback too.

3036
02:21:51,400 --> 02:21:54,000
Speaker 5: He will be great as well, but he ain't doing well.

3037
02:21:54,080 --> 02:21:55,400
Speaker 2: It's not like that's my point.

3038
02:21:55,480 --> 02:21:59,199
Speaker 8: It's not mutually exclusive, but as from what I'm seeing

3039
02:21:59,280 --> 02:22:02,440
Speaker 8: with my eyes and statistically, I feel like.

3040
02:22:02,640 --> 02:22:04,240
Speaker 7: RG three is the better quarterback.

3041
02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:06,000
Speaker 3: And it's not to me.

3042
02:22:06,120 --> 02:22:08,920
Speaker 8: It's up to Andrew Luck to prove me wrong. That's

3043
02:22:09,040 --> 02:22:10,560
Speaker 8: that's how I look at it, and I and I'm

3044
02:22:10,600 --> 02:22:13,520
Speaker 8: willing to be proved wrong. If in five weeks, I'm like, yo,

3045
02:22:13,640 --> 02:22:16,640
Speaker 8: Andrew Luck went the funk off. He's been throwing four

3046
02:22:16,720 --> 02:22:19,240
Speaker 8: touchdowns a game. He's only had two intercessions in the

3047
02:22:19,360 --> 02:22:22,880
Speaker 8: last like five weeks. Uh, he's and and and uh

3048
02:22:23,400 --> 02:22:25,920
Speaker 8: RG three kind of fell off. He's having a better

3049
02:22:26,040 --> 02:22:27,960
Speaker 8: I'm completely willing to say that because I don't feel

3050
02:22:28,000 --> 02:22:28,680
Speaker 8: like saying that.

3051
02:22:28,840 --> 02:22:31,600
Speaker 7: Means one of them sucks. It just means that one's

3052
02:22:31,600 --> 02:22:32,640
Speaker 7: playing better than the other.

3053
02:22:32,760 --> 02:22:34,400
Speaker 1: Right now, it's like this is this is not like

3054
02:22:34,600 --> 02:22:37,119
Speaker 1: Cam the Cam Newton ship where Cam Newton started off strong,

3055
02:22:37,480 --> 02:22:39,160
Speaker 1: right and it kind of started to folter after the

3056
02:22:39,280 --> 02:22:40,320
Speaker 1: first couple of games.

3057
02:22:40,480 --> 02:22:40,520
Speaker 5: No.

3058
02:22:40,720 --> 02:22:44,360
Speaker 1: RG three went on bye week, then came out and listen,

3059
02:22:44,600 --> 02:22:45,440
Speaker 1: forget the records.

3060
02:22:45,840 --> 02:22:50,200
Speaker 5: The NFC East with the Eagles, the Cowboys, the Giants

3061
02:22:50,240 --> 02:22:52,440
Speaker 5: and the Redskins. Listen forget.

3062
02:22:52,520 --> 02:22:54,200
Speaker 1: You can't look at the record when they see these

3063
02:22:54,240 --> 02:22:57,199
Speaker 1: teams play each other because they play each other fucking hard.

3064
02:22:57,879 --> 02:22:59,160
Speaker 5: We can you can joke about it.

3065
02:22:59,200 --> 02:23:02,480
Speaker 1: Eagle joke about their Giants, but these motherfuckers come to play,

3066
02:23:02,680 --> 02:23:04,480
Speaker 1: and the Giants are also won that team that then

3067
02:23:04,560 --> 02:23:06,080
Speaker 1: they win that Super Bowl when they were like nine

3068
02:23:06,120 --> 02:23:06,440
Speaker 1: to seven.

3069
02:23:06,520 --> 02:23:10,520
Speaker 5: So again, the NFC East, just that tough ass fucking division.

3070
02:23:10,959 --> 02:23:12,680
Speaker 1: Yep, this mother of us come out of the bye

3071
02:23:12,760 --> 02:23:15,360
Speaker 1: week and then put up eight touchdowns in fucking one

3072
02:23:15,680 --> 02:23:20,040
Speaker 1: interception against two tough division rivals and the Eagles and

3073
02:23:20,200 --> 02:23:22,600
Speaker 1: the fucking Cowboys, and yes, the Eagles didn't have Michael

3074
02:23:22,640 --> 02:23:23,640
Speaker 1: Vick and blah blah blah blah.

3075
02:23:23,640 --> 02:23:26,920
Speaker 5: Fuck that we're talking about defenses here, a right, defensive wise,

3076
02:23:27,320 --> 02:23:29,320
Speaker 5: he has shitted on those defenses.

3077
02:23:29,879 --> 02:23:31,160
Speaker 2: So yeah, I agree, man.

3078
02:23:31,280 --> 02:23:33,760
Speaker 8: I think people just get up in that feelings about

3079
02:23:33,760 --> 02:23:35,800
Speaker 8: this shit and not try not to watch sports with

3080
02:23:36,000 --> 02:23:39,520
Speaker 8: too much like like emotions, letting.

3081
02:23:39,360 --> 02:23:41,320
Speaker 2: It cloud my judgment are like, well, this dude's good

3082
02:23:41,440 --> 02:23:41,560
Speaker 2: or not?

3083
02:23:42,480 --> 02:23:42,840
Speaker 5: All right.

3084
02:23:43,120 --> 02:23:44,880
Speaker 7: We also had a couple guests to raise articles. I

3085
02:23:44,959 --> 02:23:46,160
Speaker 7: was able to get some of them back.

3086
02:23:47,480 --> 02:23:51,080
Speaker 8: The first one is about a clerk who was getting

3087
02:23:51,200 --> 02:23:55,960
Speaker 8: robbed and decided that he needed to catch an attitude

3088
02:23:56,200 --> 02:23:56,560
Speaker 8: about it.

3089
02:23:56,680 --> 02:23:59,440
Speaker 2: So play attitude. Yeah, I'm gonna play this video.

3090
02:24:01,200 --> 02:24:04,880
Speaker 11: Usually female customers don't start reaching in their shirts. This

3091
02:24:05,040 --> 02:24:07,959
Speaker 11: one does and she has an inch all right, apparently

3092
02:24:08,120 --> 02:24:11,160
Speaker 11: to rob this guy blind. While the clerk's distracted, she

3093
02:24:11,280 --> 02:24:13,680
Speaker 11: gets a gun after finally fishing it out.

3094
02:24:13,520 --> 02:24:15,039
Speaker 5: Of her braw Open.

3095
02:24:16,680 --> 02:24:19,400
Speaker 11: A robbery doesn't exactly go as planned when the clerk

3096
02:24:19,440 --> 02:24:20,440
Speaker 11: starts putting up a fight.

3097
02:24:21,160 --> 02:24:21,720
Speaker 5: Obn's door.

3098
02:24:22,840 --> 02:24:24,039
Speaker 2: That's why ovens dark.

3099
02:24:24,360 --> 02:24:26,960
Speaker 3: Oh, give me money and open it.

3100
02:24:27,400 --> 02:24:28,280
Speaker 5: She may have the weapon.

3101
02:24:28,440 --> 02:24:30,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, boy, he's got he says, give me money and

3102
02:24:31,000 --> 02:24:33,360
Speaker 8: I'll open it. Why she's holding the gun?

3103
02:24:33,560 --> 02:24:38,000
Speaker 11: What m HM is to fight back with a little attitude,

3104
02:24:38,520 --> 02:24:40,280
Speaker 11: at least until she really loses it.

3105
02:24:42,640 --> 02:24:48,560
Speaker 5: Now, you cress anything in.

3106
02:24:51,520 --> 02:24:54,840
Speaker 11: That's when the clerk says enough is enough. The register opens,

3107
02:24:55,000 --> 02:24:57,920
Speaker 11: then the cash grab starts. The robber and her partner

3108
02:24:57,959 --> 02:25:00,560
Speaker 11: in crime scramble to grab what they can and finally

3109
02:25:00,640 --> 02:25:03,440
Speaker 11: get out, but not before one last word.

3110
02:25:05,280 --> 02:25:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah.

3111
02:25:05,879 --> 02:25:09,320
Speaker 8: The the younger of the two looks like a sixteen

3112
02:25:09,400 --> 02:25:11,520
Speaker 8: year old male and the woman looks like she's in

3113
02:25:11,600 --> 02:25:14,720
Speaker 8: a like sowe between twenty five and thirty five. The

3114
02:25:14,840 --> 02:25:18,080
Speaker 8: younger of the two says bye to the clerk as

3115
02:25:18,120 --> 02:25:21,080
Speaker 8: they run out the store. I guess the race of

3116
02:25:21,200 --> 02:25:24,200
Speaker 8: the two robbers, not the man behind the counter. The

3117
02:25:25,000 --> 02:25:29,120
Speaker 8: two robbers a sixteen year old boy and uh like

3118
02:25:29,440 --> 02:25:31,640
Speaker 8: you know, thirty year old black well woman.

3119
02:25:31,879 --> 02:25:34,680
Speaker 5: Fuck, yeah, it's okay. I think everybody.

3120
02:25:35,040 --> 02:25:36,440
Speaker 2: I think everybody was going to guess that one.

3121
02:25:36,800 --> 02:25:43,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, chatroom, chatroom. I fucked up, So yeah,

3122
02:25:43,520 --> 02:25:46,880
Speaker 8: no guesses on this one. Chat room all right. So

3123
02:25:47,400 --> 02:25:51,680
Speaker 8: another one that happened random news. Puck from the Real

3124
02:25:51,720 --> 02:25:52,920
Speaker 8: World got arrested.

3125
02:25:55,680 --> 02:25:56,480
Speaker 2: On posting camp.

3126
02:25:56,560 --> 02:25:58,120
Speaker 5: I think that's a reporter response right there. That the

3127
02:25:58,200 --> 02:25:59,240
Speaker 5: silence you have after that.

3128
02:25:59,320 --> 02:26:01,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was like, yeah, he's going to prison for

3129
02:26:01,760 --> 02:26:05,720
Speaker 8: a stalking and uh, to which I say, any lady

3130
02:26:05,760 --> 02:26:06,520
Speaker 8: that was dating punk.

3131
02:26:06,800 --> 02:26:07,480
Speaker 2: Yes, you're bad.

3132
02:26:08,520 --> 02:26:12,080
Speaker 7: Sextually you're bad. Can't put that on him. Back to

3133
02:26:12,160 --> 02:26:12,760
Speaker 7: guess the race.

3134
02:26:13,160 --> 02:26:17,520
Speaker 8: Did you guys know that there's a deep fried turkey

3135
02:26:17,920 --> 02:26:21,119
Speaker 8: testicle bizarre at Thanksgiving festival?

3136
02:26:21,959 --> 02:26:22,000
Speaker 5: What?

3137
02:26:22,680 --> 02:26:25,200
Speaker 2: Mm hmm? Was they all real sex and had the

3138
02:26:25,280 --> 02:26:26,240
Speaker 2: testicles removed too?

3139
02:26:26,360 --> 02:26:28,600
Speaker 8: I'm gonna guess the race here, but I'll play a

3140
02:26:28,959 --> 02:26:31,800
Speaker 8: thirty second video clip in the case people want some

3141
02:26:31,920 --> 02:26:35,280
Speaker 8: context clues as to what races are people celebrating eating

3142
02:26:35,400 --> 02:26:36,240
Speaker 8: turkey testicles?

3143
02:26:36,240 --> 02:26:46,120
Speaker 12: Here we go, Oh my, okay, all right, turkeys are

3144
02:26:46,160 --> 02:26:52,600
Speaker 12: really good. Actually it's okay. Absolutely, How do you tell

3145
02:26:52,720 --> 02:26:55,360
Speaker 12: me I enjoyed it? I thoroughly enjoyed it. You flollowing

3146
02:26:55,400 --> 02:26:56,320
Speaker 12: it a lot after the night.

3147
02:26:57,400 --> 02:27:13,959
Speaker 2: Not the only time you'll see me slowing? All right,

3148
02:27:14,160 --> 02:27:16,920
Speaker 2: so we know where answer Chris is going with? Chat room?

3149
02:27:17,879 --> 02:27:18,200
Speaker 5: What what?

3150
02:27:18,480 --> 02:27:18,800
Speaker 6: What? What?

3151
02:27:19,000 --> 02:27:24,640
Speaker 2: What are you guys going with? Let's see chat room?

3152
02:27:24,680 --> 02:27:28,120
Speaker 8: Says those who sniff cheese and start at play starring

3153
02:27:28,200 --> 02:27:29,879
Speaker 8: roles and impossible white man movies.

3154
02:27:31,200 --> 02:27:33,080
Speaker 7: Chetahs love swallowing the balls?

3155
02:27:33,520 --> 02:27:36,120
Speaker 8: Oh lord, find yeah that one girl sounded like she

3156
02:27:36,280 --> 02:27:39,200
Speaker 8: was fun fondue dip balls. One who has a monthly

3157
02:27:39,280 --> 02:27:43,160
Speaker 8: subscription to their local tanning salon eating any kind of

3158
02:27:43,240 --> 02:27:48,600
Speaker 8: animal testicos. Bill Plasky, white participant in glue kiss Sires,

3159
02:27:48,800 --> 02:27:51,600
Speaker 8: never heard of that yearly chase the cheese wheel down

3160
02:27:51,640 --> 02:27:52,080
Speaker 8: the hill of it.

3161
02:27:52,840 --> 02:27:53,560
Speaker 2: Cheese fucker?

3162
02:27:54,240 --> 02:27:54,520
Speaker 5: White?

3163
02:27:55,000 --> 02:28:00,320
Speaker 8: What's going down here? And pink dick cow fucker? Wow,

3164
02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:04,400
Speaker 8: that's pretty mean white as what's going down his throat? Okay,

3165
02:28:04,480 --> 02:28:08,720
Speaker 8: correct answer is white. The everyone involved in that story

3166
02:28:09,120 --> 02:28:10,200
Speaker 8: was white.

3167
02:28:10,560 --> 02:28:14,640
Speaker 5: Like, I'd ask you question any black dude that saw there.

3168
02:28:15,360 --> 02:28:16,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's a good time to do some

3169
02:28:16,920 --> 02:28:17,440
Speaker 7: race checking.

3170
02:28:17,720 --> 02:28:22,000
Speaker 8: Like, really, dude, A dude got locked up in jail

3171
02:28:22,600 --> 02:28:24,360
Speaker 8: for five days for assaulting his wife.

3172
02:28:25,120 --> 02:28:27,400
Speaker 7: A man struck as a strange wife with his penis

3173
02:28:27,440 --> 02:28:28,640
Speaker 7: when she refused him sex.

3174
02:28:29,800 --> 02:28:34,440
Speaker 8: Oh, he dick slapped her. Dick slapter sixty two year

3175
02:28:34,480 --> 02:28:38,880
Speaker 8: old guy. He offered her fifteen dollars fifteen year old

3176
02:28:38,959 --> 02:28:39,560
Speaker 8: for intercourse.

3177
02:28:39,720 --> 02:28:42,200
Speaker 9: I guess it would vince so it didn't. Poker, nah, I.

3178
02:28:42,240 --> 02:28:45,880
Speaker 8: Guess not fifteen year olds for intercourse, And when she refused,

3179
02:28:45,920 --> 02:28:47,400
Speaker 8: he took out his penis and struck her with it.

3180
02:28:49,400 --> 02:28:52,440
Speaker 8: Fred Thomas from Cushing, Maine, U, United States, will spend

3181
02:28:52,520 --> 02:28:57,160
Speaker 8: five days in jail after pleading guilty to the assault.

3182
02:28:57,640 --> 02:28:59,240
Speaker 7: He played guilty of dick slapping her.

3183
02:29:00,200 --> 02:29:00,320
Speaker 6: Uh.

3184
02:29:00,480 --> 02:29:02,560
Speaker 8: He will also be on probation for a year for

3185
02:29:02,680 --> 02:29:06,320
Speaker 8: domestic violence. So well, wow, that's I feel like this

3186
02:29:06,440 --> 02:29:07,840
Speaker 8: is taking this all a little too far.

3187
02:29:08,560 --> 02:29:10,600
Speaker 1: You know what, I think it has to be black

3188
02:29:10,680 --> 02:29:14,119
Speaker 1: because a white dude's dick wouldn't be nothing gault.

3189
02:29:16,480 --> 02:29:18,560
Speaker 2: They wouldn't have fould him on a on a white deck,

3190
02:29:18,680 --> 02:29:24,240
Speaker 2: you know. Okay, cool? But yeah, man.

3191
02:29:25,200 --> 02:29:29,200
Speaker 8: A third charge of unlawful sexual conduct contact was dismissed.

3192
02:29:29,280 --> 02:29:29,320
Speaker 6: So.

3193
02:29:30,480 --> 02:29:34,280
Speaker 7: Uh the third charge was dismissed. Christie back, Yeah, I'm okay.

3194
02:29:34,800 --> 02:29:37,880
Speaker 8: Uh so it was it happened when his wife of

3195
02:29:38,000 --> 02:29:40,200
Speaker 8: thirty nine years, who was a strange from him, stayed

3196
02:29:40,240 --> 02:29:45,959
Speaker 8: at his home. Uh so Uh this defending attorneys said

3197
02:29:46,040 --> 02:29:49,240
Speaker 8: that he was tremendously upset that the third that this

3198
02:29:49,320 --> 02:29:52,520
Speaker 8: thirty nine year marriage was ending. He said, as a

3199
02:29:52,520 --> 02:29:54,760
Speaker 8: strange wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet

3200
02:29:54,800 --> 02:29:59,200
Speaker 8: a man she met online, and this was not his

3201
02:29:59,320 --> 02:30:04,600
Speaker 8: normal conduct. During sentence, uh, that's what he said. A

3202
02:30:04,720 --> 02:30:07,199
Speaker 8: jail term was appropriate in the case, as the judge,

3203
02:30:07,240 --> 02:30:10,280
Speaker 8: and uh, this was sexually aggressive conduct. This couldn't be

3204
02:30:10,440 --> 02:30:14,359
Speaker 8: much more offensive. The wife asked that he undergo counseling

3205
02:30:14,400 --> 02:30:18,240
Speaker 8: for anger management, which was ordered. So, yeah, dick slapping

3206
02:30:18,320 --> 02:30:19,360
Speaker 8: this woman, I'm.

3207
02:30:19,240 --> 02:30:21,160
Speaker 1: Going with white just because a black dude would have

3208
02:30:21,160 --> 02:30:23,520
Speaker 1: been like, his answer would have been slapper all the time.

3209
02:30:23,680 --> 02:30:26,640
Speaker 2: You know, that's what you like, That's how we met.

3210
02:30:27,400 --> 02:30:29,720
Speaker 5: That's that's what we call sex right here. So yeah,

3211
02:30:29,720 --> 02:30:30,959
Speaker 5: I'm going with white.

3212
02:30:31,680 --> 02:30:33,120
Speaker 2: Now. I don't have a race on this, dude.

3213
02:30:33,160 --> 02:30:35,440
Speaker 9: I'm just Oh, I pick guess the race in chat room.

3214
02:30:35,440 --> 02:30:36,840
Speaker 9: I'm sorry you said guess the race.

3215
02:30:37,320 --> 02:30:38,720
Speaker 2: I'm scared to go in here.

3216
02:30:40,080 --> 02:30:40,160
Speaker 5: Uh.

3217
02:30:40,240 --> 02:30:42,880
Speaker 2: He's as much as spade as the mark. Oh what

3218
02:30:42,959 --> 02:30:43,480
Speaker 2: happened to my.

3219
02:30:45,680 --> 02:30:47,760
Speaker 7: Can they still hear me? Because my screen just went blank?

3220
02:30:48,400 --> 02:30:51,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let me know if they can hear

3221
02:30:51,640 --> 02:30:51,960
Speaker 2: me or not.

3222
02:30:53,080 --> 02:30:56,520
Speaker 5: Can Chris hear me? I can hear you in the headphones?

3223
02:30:56,920 --> 02:31:00,959
Speaker 7: Okay, that was fucking weird. My computer screen just went

3224
02:31:01,080 --> 02:31:02,119
Speaker 7: completely blank.

3225
02:31:02,200 --> 02:31:05,840
Speaker 5: Dude, No, I think you're going right mm hmm, yeah,

3226
02:31:05,840 --> 02:31:06,440
Speaker 5: you're gonna.

3227
02:31:06,800 --> 02:31:08,600
Speaker 2: Did the did the thing restart the computer?

3228
02:31:09,200 --> 02:31:09,240
Speaker 6: No?

3229
02:31:09,400 --> 02:31:09,440
Speaker 5: No?

3230
02:31:09,600 --> 02:31:12,200
Speaker 9: No, well yeah, because you on a separate thing, did

3231
02:31:12,280 --> 02:31:13,160
Speaker 9: your computer restart?

3232
02:31:13,959 --> 02:31:14,119
Speaker 1: Uh?

3233
02:31:15,959 --> 02:31:18,320
Speaker 2: Because your monitor went out like you'll like, the computer

3234
02:31:18,440 --> 02:31:21,800
Speaker 2: lost power? Uh, it might have.

3235
02:31:22,040 --> 02:31:24,560
Speaker 7: I don't know, give me one second, but but Chris

3236
02:31:24,600 --> 02:31:25,800
Speaker 7: can still hit me on Skype.

3237
02:31:25,920 --> 02:31:28,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, Christ can still hear you. Well, no, the

3238
02:31:28,480 --> 02:31:29,879
Speaker 9: computer not down, then if Christ.

3239
02:31:29,720 --> 02:31:30,320
Speaker 2: Can still hear you.

3240
02:31:30,720 --> 02:31:33,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm waiting on my screen to come back up.

3241
02:31:33,680 --> 02:31:40,119
Speaker 2: It's just this is crazy. Give me one second, man.

3242
02:31:40,200 --> 02:31:42,280
Speaker 8: I don't want to cut off the computer because I'm

3243
02:31:42,280 --> 02:31:46,320
Speaker 8: pretty sure we'll lose all the audio. So give me

3244
02:31:46,400 --> 02:31:59,000
Speaker 8: one second. Here mm hm, try to restart nothing monitor.

3245
02:32:06,680 --> 02:32:09,800
Speaker 8: Let's see if there's a connection behind him.

3246
02:32:10,680 --> 02:32:12,080
Speaker 2: They're saying that kuge you again.

3247
02:32:14,320 --> 02:32:18,080
Speaker 1: It's funny because you know Karen, Karen's gets on screen,

3248
02:32:18,200 --> 02:32:19,400
Speaker 1: she gets dance and everything like that.

3249
02:32:21,240 --> 02:32:25,480
Speaker 5: I think this is a little, uh little paybacky. It's okay, Karen,

3250
02:32:25,520 --> 02:32:25,880
Speaker 5: we get it.

3251
02:32:31,360 --> 02:32:33,560
Speaker 9: I know I'm on I'm on the thing all by myself.

3252
02:32:33,800 --> 02:32:34,880
Speaker 9: I don't know how to behave Chris.

3253
02:32:34,959 --> 02:32:35,440
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

3254
02:32:37,160 --> 02:32:40,200
Speaker 1: Somebody you said a vocal doesn't want Chris using free casts,

3255
02:32:40,240 --> 02:32:41,720
Speaker 1: so they're trying to fuck up the show now.

3256
02:32:42,640 --> 02:32:45,040
Speaker 9: Yes, since we normally don't have this issue, Chris.

3257
02:32:45,560 --> 02:32:48,520
Speaker 7: Hey, Chris, you you record all the Skype stuff anyway

3258
02:32:48,680 --> 02:32:48,840
Speaker 7: or no?

3259
02:32:49,440 --> 02:32:52,400
Speaker 5: No, I I usually record off separately. You lost all

3260
02:32:52,440 --> 02:32:52,800
Speaker 5: your stuff.

3261
02:32:53,280 --> 02:32:55,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna have to restart my computer to

3262
02:32:55,560 --> 02:32:58,960
Speaker 8: see what happens. Hopefully I have to save. Hold on, yo,

3263
02:32:59,080 --> 02:33:03,400
Speaker 8: you guys back, Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's make sure everything's okay.

3264
02:33:03,920 --> 02:33:04,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're back, man.

3265
02:33:05,840 --> 02:33:08,039
Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on a lot. The camera

3266
02:33:08,160 --> 02:33:12,640
Speaker 8: is still not working and shit is still fucking up.

3267
02:33:15,520 --> 02:33:17,960
Speaker 8: They can hear hear of us, but they can't see me.

3268
02:33:20,800 --> 02:33:25,440
Speaker 8: And I completely had to restart my computer and I

3269
02:33:25,480 --> 02:33:29,400
Speaker 8: don't know why the camera wouldn't be working. Okay, I

3270
02:33:29,480 --> 02:33:31,640
Speaker 8: got it to work on the actual computer. Let me

3271
02:33:31,720 --> 02:33:38,480
Speaker 8: try to read freshing the site. See if that helps anything.

3272
02:33:40,800 --> 02:33:49,959
Speaker 8: See the camera settings. It's got the camera on there.

3273
02:33:52,959 --> 02:33:53,320
Speaker 1: Wllow.

3274
02:33:53,840 --> 02:33:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember, huh. I don't know, man.

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02:34:00,240 --> 02:34:02,080
Speaker 8: At any rate, Man, we probably have to wrap it

3276
02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:03,960
Speaker 8: up at this point because the ship is getting crazy

3277
02:34:04,040 --> 02:34:11,040
Speaker 8: right now. Yeah, sorry, guys, we were pretty much we

3278
02:34:11,200 --> 02:34:13,440
Speaker 8: had more against the race and ship, but we'll have

3279
02:34:13,560 --> 02:34:15,720
Speaker 8: to wait till Thursday so we can get whatever's going

3280
02:34:15,720 --> 02:34:19,120
Speaker 8: on with this computer fixed. I had to go do

3281
02:34:19,240 --> 02:34:23,680
Speaker 8: some behind the scenes stuff, try to retry it. Uh So, Yeah,

3282
02:34:23,840 --> 02:34:25,600
Speaker 8: this is the Blackout Tips podcast.

3283
02:34:28,120 --> 02:34:32,640
Speaker 5: There's been some bullshit, and I mean we have a

3284
02:34:32,640 --> 02:34:34,200
Speaker 5: great show. Yos a great show.

3285
02:34:34,680 --> 02:34:37,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to recover all

3286
02:34:37,240 --> 02:34:40,119
Speaker 8: of the audio and stuff up until we got cut off.

3287
02:34:40,680 --> 02:34:41,119
Speaker 2: I hope.

3288
02:34:42,520 --> 02:34:45,680
Speaker 8: If not, I had to do it from Skype recordings

3289
02:34:45,680 --> 02:34:47,480
Speaker 8: and stuff. But you don't need to know that. Look

3290
02:34:47,600 --> 02:34:50,520
Speaker 8: check out the Insanity Check podcast. Make sure you guys

3291
02:34:50,600 --> 02:34:53,440
Speaker 8: check out Spoil movie reviews. We should probably do some

3292
02:34:53,560 --> 02:34:54,160
Speaker 8: more of this week.

3293
02:34:54,640 --> 02:34:56,280
Speaker 1: You're gonna put the Taken two one up this week,

3294
02:34:56,280 --> 02:34:57,880
Speaker 1: which should be a funny one because we were kind

3295
02:34:57,879 --> 02:35:00,560
Speaker 1: of went in on that movie, so I should be fun.

3296
02:35:00,600 --> 02:35:02,520
Speaker 1: You know, another impossible white Man movie that just didn't

3297
02:35:02,560 --> 02:35:04,320
Speaker 1: live up to the hype of being an impossible white

3298
02:35:04,360 --> 02:35:04,760
Speaker 1: Man movie.

3299
02:35:04,959 --> 02:35:07,440
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, you have to make this up to you, Chris.

3300
02:35:07,520 --> 02:35:09,960
Speaker 1: You know, I'm definitely I was just gonna say that

3301
02:35:10,120 --> 02:35:11,280
Speaker 1: I need to get you guys back on the show.

3302
02:35:11,280 --> 02:35:12,520
Speaker 1: It's been I feel like it's been a while since

3303
02:35:12,560 --> 02:35:13,800
Speaker 1: I had both of you guys on. I know I've

3304
02:35:13,840 --> 02:35:14,320
Speaker 1: had Rod on.

3305
02:35:14,400 --> 02:35:15,960
Speaker 5: Recently, but I haven't had you on, Karen, so I

3306
02:35:16,000 --> 02:35:17,680
Speaker 5: knew I want to get both of you on, So

3307
02:35:17,760 --> 02:35:18,560
Speaker 5: we'll work it out.

3308
02:35:18,560 --> 02:35:20,600
Speaker 1: We'll work out the details of scheduling and get you

3309
02:35:20,640 --> 02:35:23,240
Speaker 1: guys both on, but yeah, because it's always fun when

3310
02:35:23,240 --> 02:35:25,160
Speaker 1: I have you guys on, it is yeah, and.

3311
02:35:25,360 --> 02:35:30,000
Speaker 8: Uh sorry, we gotta do this, you know in the

3312
02:35:30,080 --> 02:35:33,240
Speaker 8: show or whatever. Guys, my bad, but I really don't

3313
02:35:33,280 --> 02:35:34,720
Speaker 8: know what I could have done to fix this shit.

3314
02:35:35,720 --> 02:35:37,240
Speaker 8: Podcast was sponsored by.

3315
02:35:37,360 --> 02:35:37,760
Speaker 5: It could have been.

3316
02:35:37,800 --> 02:35:40,959
Speaker 1: You could have been an impossible white man, right, You've

3317
02:35:40,959 --> 02:35:41,920
Speaker 1: been an impossible white man.

3318
02:35:41,920 --> 02:35:42,800
Speaker 5: You could have fixed this ship.

3319
02:35:42,840 --> 02:35:44,720
Speaker 3: But Bruce Willis would have found a white sure.

3320
02:35:46,200 --> 02:35:50,519
Speaker 8: The new uh don't forget the new short film Perspective

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02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:53,800
Speaker 8: is out starring Kelly Ryder. The lake will be on

3322
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Speaker 8: the blackoutis dot Com. It's from Shadowed Down Production. Support them,

3323
02:35:58,160 --> 02:35:59,920
Speaker 8: don't forget to go to Adam and Eve use coach

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Speaker 8: t bg w T. That's awesome when you guys do that,

3325
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Speaker 8: it really shows support for the show and us a

3326
02:36:07,800 --> 02:36:08,280
Speaker 8: big help.

3327
02:36:09,640 --> 02:36:10,720
Speaker 3: And then also.

3328
02:36:12,800 --> 02:36:15,080
Speaker 8: Check us out, donate to the show, the blackout Tills

3329
02:36:15,120 --> 02:36:19,880
Speaker 8: dot com donate button do that ship. You know all

3330
02:36:19,959 --> 02:36:22,760
Speaker 8: the contact information the blackout Tills dot com, slash about,

3331
02:36:23,240 --> 02:36:25,720
Speaker 8: follow us on Twitter, on rodamus prime. So that again

3332
02:36:25,800 --> 02:36:28,760
Speaker 8: that is in d A T the show. Twitter's tvg

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Speaker 8: w T. Chris is in sanity check and also keV

3334
02:36:32,240 --> 02:36:32,720
Speaker 8: had to leave.

3335
02:36:32,760 --> 02:36:33,800
Speaker 2: But h two o F.

3336
02:36:34,840 --> 02:36:35,440
Speaker 5: Everybody knows.

3337
02:36:36,320 --> 02:36:40,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, my bad, everybody knows. I'm frazzled at this point.

3338
02:36:40,920 --> 02:36:42,080
Speaker 5: Do yourself so defeated?

3339
02:36:42,160 --> 02:36:43,360
Speaker 3: Yo, I'm so fit.

3340
02:36:43,480 --> 02:36:45,720
Speaker 8: I want to punch my computer, dude, but I'm not

3341
02:36:45,920 --> 02:36:48,320
Speaker 8: going to. I'm gonna be a professional and I'm in

3342
02:36:48,440 --> 02:36:50,400
Speaker 8: this fucking show like I'm supposed to.

3343
02:36:50,680 --> 02:36:52,960
Speaker 5: Dude, you're on, You're on, You're on that like ship.

3344
02:36:53,080 --> 02:36:56,119
Speaker 1: Like what if Barack Obama lass defeated going into work

3345
02:36:56,120 --> 02:36:56,680
Speaker 1: ship right now?

3346
02:36:56,760 --> 02:36:58,120
Speaker 5: That's what you sound like. You're like you're trying to

3347
02:36:58,200 --> 02:36:59,959
Speaker 5: power through it. But nigga, you're hurting inside.

3348
02:37:00,920 --> 02:37:01,880
Speaker 3: Can't you think?

3349
02:37:02,040 --> 02:37:02,280
Speaker 6: Dude?

3350
02:37:02,320 --> 02:37:07,240
Speaker 3: I want you fucking muy tai this like, why won't

3351
02:37:07,280 --> 02:37:07,920
Speaker 3: you fucking work?

3352
02:37:08,000 --> 02:37:09,240
Speaker 2: You just worked yesterday.

3353
02:37:09,680 --> 02:37:13,880
Speaker 3: I didn't change anything. But at any rate, man, I

3354
02:37:14,120 --> 02:37:17,000
Speaker 3: enjoyed this, uh and I had a good time.

3355
02:37:17,080 --> 02:37:19,600
Speaker 8: And we'll make sure to do this again when everything

3356
02:37:19,680 --> 02:37:23,440
Speaker 8: is working properly until uh Thursday at five.

3357
02:37:23,640 --> 02:37:25,640
Speaker 3: I love you. Get to baby, why.

3358
02:37:51,680 --> 02:37:57,360
Speaker 13: Someone you will think?

3359
02:38:00,480 --> 02:38:03,480
Speaker 2: Ye the same.

3360
02:38:05,920 --> 02:38:05,960
Speaker 5: Me.

3361
02:38:07,200 --> 02:38:08,959
Speaker 9: I'm already mess.

3362
02:38:14,640 --> 02:38:17,680
Speaker 10: Again on that again.

3363
02:38:18,640 --> 02:38:22,680
Speaker 2: This one ask I'm sign.

3364
02:38:33,720 --> 02:38:37,320
Speaker 13: I play for grab a pig up and you show

3365
02:38:37,520 --> 02:38:41,000
Speaker 13: me I have like a nep news place I've never

3366
02:38:41,200 --> 02:38:42,080
Speaker 13: even dreamed of.

3367
02:38:43,720 --> 02:38:43,959
Speaker 6: Else.

3368
02:38:45,040 --> 02:38:46,440
Speaker 12: Just don't say the same.

3369
02:38:47,120 --> 02:38:50,280
Speaker 9: And when you tell me you fain to, I'm not

3370
02:38:50,560 --> 02:38:52,560
Speaker 9: sure play come on.

3371
02:38:55,879 --> 02:38:58,920
Speaker 1: All at times again.

3372
02:39:00,959 --> 02:39:06,519
Speaker 10: Again just want asking Lansca something.

3373
02:39:07,720 --> 02:39:10,280
Speaker 5: Do I know?

3374
02:39:16,440 --> 02:39:17,199
Speaker 2: I can't.

3375
02:39:21,360 --> 02:39:25,359
Speaker 10: Like you babs, like you bab.

3376
02:39:26,959 --> 02:39:27,720
Speaker 5: And not like.

3377
02:39:32,320 --> 02:39:39,160
Speaker 13: Come by we've come the baby duck with shock and

3378
02:39:39,360 --> 02:39:43,240
Speaker 13: make it like a used to be. These are through

3379
02:39:43,440 --> 02:39:47,400
Speaker 13: love you, You're through the tubing meeting you.

3380
02:39:49,200 --> 02:39:49,600
Speaker 5: And it's the.

3381
02:39:49,720 --> 02:39:54,640
Speaker 10: Better the funice come an.

3382
02:39:56,400 --> 02:40:02,119
Speaker 13: Monday, you cry Monday, I mean, but it can turn

3383
02:40:02,200 --> 02:40:04,400
Speaker 13: somebody that's gonna taken this, this all.

3384
02:40:04,320 --> 02:40:08,199
Speaker 1: That has, all.

3385
02:40:10,879 --> 02:40:11,959
Speaker 4: That has.

3386
02:40:13,680 --> 02:40:28,040
Speaker 10: Models, Jay, Why look at that fence since why look

3387
02:40:28,120 --> 02:40:31,199
Speaker 10: at that face? Ag