Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Garrett phone tapped Uncle Johnny. All right,
Speaker 2: set it up? What happened? All right?
Speaker 3: So we got an email from our listener, Christina, who
Speaker 3: told us her uncle Craig has a great talent. He
Speaker 3: thinks he sounds like Uncle Johnny, to the point where
Speaker 3: Craig has gone out to bars and people have been
Speaker 3: giving him free drinks because they think he's Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: So we decided to use Craig's talent and phone tap
Speaker 3: our very own Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 1: I can't wait listen.
Speaker 2: In Hello zero, Hey Johnny is Garrett.
Speaker 3: I know I've just gotten several emails about something that
Speaker 3: I thought you should know about. Yeah, there's this guy
Speaker 3: that has been going around claiming to be Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 2: Get out.
Speaker 3: You know, he's causing some trouble. He got thrown out
Speaker 3: of a bar for getting into a fight with the guys.
Speaker 3: He's giving you a bad name around town, all right.
Speaker 3: He said he's gone to the Monster before. I mean,
Speaker 3: he's literally copying your life.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this.
Speaker 3: Is just a bad look for us at the radio station.
Speaker 2: It certainly is, But we don't need any of this.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. It's my revertation. He's ruining,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: And the interesting part is, so I decided to call him,
Speaker 3: and he is telling me that he's Uncle Johnny, like
Speaker 3: you know, you know what. I'll put you on hold
Speaker 3: and you can listen in. But I want you to
Speaker 3: hear what this guy sounds like.
Speaker 2: You know, he hold on.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know that I'm talking to you. So, hey,
Speaker 3: Uncle Johnny, I'm sorry all this was a little busy.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Hello, lady, What going on?
Speaker 3: So you're telling me that I should come out and
Speaker 3: have a drink with you?
Speaker 1: Yes, and you know I want to get back into
Speaker 1: the studio, and you know, I guess some more crocktail
Speaker 1: should make. Maybe we could do it monday. You could
Speaker 1: have me back and we commit something. Uh Hello, hello, hello, hello,
Speaker 1: hello Hello.
Speaker 2: Would you like to want me to come with you?
Speaker 2: This is Uncle Johnny. Would you like me to come
Speaker 2: with you? No, this is uncle No, non, you're talking
Speaker 2: to the real one.
Speaker 1: Now, no, no, no, hello.
Speaker 2: Hello. Anyways, you're not me and I could tell you
Speaker 2: I could throw im dying to see you. Yes, I'll
Speaker 2: meet you. Yeah, where do you want to meet you and.
Speaker 1: I could you could come out and visit me at
Speaker 1: Cherry's on the Bay and on Fire Island. I set you.
Speaker 2: Up with a beautiful drink. Yes, phony, he's copying everything
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: What are you crazy? So I'll get you to come
Speaker 1: over to Fire Island?
Speaker 2: Are you cute? Ask Elvis what to do about this?
Speaker 2: I think that because you could trace the call. If
Speaker 2: you can trace where the call is coming from, we've
Speaker 2: had him online long enough. And then uh, and then
Speaker 2: we'll notify the police that because it's ruining my reputation.
Speaker 2: And I said, trace him? Now, what are you crazy?
Speaker 1: You're both full of cops? Is a copyright infringement. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of money tied up in these T shirts?
Speaker 2: You know? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you bananas?
Speaker 2: T shirts?
Speaker 1: I make a lot of it.
Speaker 2: Listen to this guy.
Speaker 1: He's trying to say his uncle Johnny. Yeah, they He
Speaker 1: doesn't even sound like I'm it's awful. Would I have
Speaker 1: a two pay like this on if I wasn't Uncle Johnny?
Speaker 1: You can tell it's a too pay? Can't you?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 3: You cannot tell Uncle Johnny see what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, apparently we're gonna get in touch with the
Speaker 2: police or something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops right now.
Speaker 2: I think you should. And this is somebody. He's gone
Speaker 2: all over the town impersonating me, and they got kicked
Speaker 2: out of mirs and things like this, and now he's
Speaker 2: taken over my hope.
Speaker 1: Ass Hona, what are you Banani's horrible?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know what to do. We're
Speaker 2: going to get the police or something.
Speaker 3: We called some of the listeners that have met him
Speaker 3: to and they said that he even tried to sell
Speaker 3: them drugs.
Speaker 2: Now, this guy listen, hello you buddy, But however you listen,
Speaker 2: you're ruining my reputation. You're really starting to aggrevate me. Now.
Speaker 2: I don't want anybody selling drugs in my name, are
Speaker 2: using my t shirts or anything else. Do you shut
Speaker 2: up because if I see you up, break your head.
Speaker 2: You're not with me, buddy. Hello, lady, I'm telling you
Speaker 2: right now, it's oba nothing, It's oba what are you
Speaker 2: a tough guy? I am a tough guy. Am I
Speaker 2: hellb tougher than new baby? You get no, don't. I'm
Speaker 2: not even going to play this game with you. I'm
Speaker 2: not really do any You're screwing up Elvis Durant's his reputation,
Speaker 2: the radio and everybody around town. I will hunt you
Speaker 2: down and I will have you arrested.
Speaker 1: Vodka and You're trying to perpetrate a fraud.
Speaker 2: Here, I am not trying to perpetrate anything. I'm going
Speaker 2: to perpetrate you.
Speaker 1: Pictures of me skinny dipping out in Palm Springs a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, goo, are you following me on Twitter?
Speaker 2: What's the big deal? Anybody could do that? Listen, what
Speaker 2: are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You're to fraud me?
Speaker 2: All right? I want to meet you. I want to
Speaker 2: meet you now.
Speaker 1: I want to meet you too.
Speaker 2: Where are you my gonna know? You? Tell me where
Speaker 2: to meet you this afternoon? Well, tell me where to
Speaker 2: meet you this afternoon, you wediot. I live right by
Speaker 2: Madison Square Garden. You know what? Yes, well come over here, then.
Speaker 1: The street from Madison Square.
Speaker 2: I live in Madison Square Garden, So come on over,
Speaker 2: come on, come on, you want to come on? Send
Speaker 2: a picture?
Speaker 1: You can see me on YouTube making a banana surprise, like, well,
Speaker 1: wmen on it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna smack you so hig your mother's gonna feel it. Hey,
Speaker 2: Uncle Johnny, pleas bananas, you.
Speaker 3: Got phone tap?
Speaker 2: Cut out.
Speaker 1: How you're going, and I'm going.
Speaker 2: To show you who is who is my who's playing
Speaker 2: Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 3: That's Craig. He actually has been getting free drinks at
Speaker 3: bars because people think he's Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 2: Get out. That was a phone tap. They phone tapped me.
Speaker 1: But well, you listen, Uncle Johnny, You've been a very
Speaker 1: good sport.
Speaker 2: And I'm saying, what the hell was this guy banana?
Speaker 1: How mister phone tapped me?