WEBVTT - Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny

0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Garrett phone tapped Uncle Johnny. All right,

0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:09.200
<v Speaker 2>set it up? What happened? All right?

0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:11.520
<v Speaker 3>So we got an email from our listener, Christina, who

0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:14.080
<v Speaker 3>told us her uncle Craig has a great talent. He

0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.360
<v Speaker 3>thinks he sounds like Uncle Johnny, to the point where

0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:18.200
<v Speaker 3>Craig has gone out to bars and people have been

0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:20.759
<v Speaker 3>giving him free drinks because they think he's Uncle Johnny.

0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:24.239
<v Speaker 3>So we decided to use Craig's talent and phone tap

0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:27.000
<v Speaker 3>our very own Uncle Johnny.

0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait listen.

0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:33.680
<v Speaker 2>In Hello zero, Hey Johnny is Garrett.

0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:38.080
<v Speaker 3>I know I've just gotten several emails about something that

0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.680
<v Speaker 3>I thought you should know about. Yeah, there's this guy

0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:44.600
<v Speaker 3>that has been going around claiming to be Uncle Johnny.

0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Get out.

0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.120
<v Speaker 3>You know, he's causing some trouble. He got thrown out

0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.760
<v Speaker 3>of a bar for getting into a fight with the guys.

0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:52.000
<v Speaker 3>He's giving you a bad name around town, all right.

0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:54.279
<v Speaker 3>He said he's gone to the Monster before. I mean,

0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.040
<v Speaker 3>he's literally copying your life.

0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, this.

0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.040
<v Speaker 3>Is just a bad look for us at the radio station.

0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.400
<v Speaker 2>It certainly is, But we don't need any of this.

0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know. It's my revertation. He's ruining,

0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:06.960
<v Speaker 3>And the interesting part is, so I decided to call him,

0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.840
<v Speaker 3>and he is telling me that he's Uncle Johnny, like

0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:12.479
<v Speaker 3>you know, you know what. I'll put you on hold

0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.000
<v Speaker 3>and you can listen in. But I want you to

0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.160
<v Speaker 3>hear what this guy sounds like.

0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:17.080
<v Speaker 2>You know, he hold on.

0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:20.200
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't know that I'm talking to you. So, hey,

0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.039
<v Speaker 3>Uncle Johnny, I'm sorry all this was a little busy.

0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:23.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry about that.

0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Hello, lady, What going on?

0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:28.360
<v Speaker 3>So you're telling me that I should come out and

0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:29.240
<v Speaker 3>have a drink with you?

0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and you know I want to get back into

0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.520
<v Speaker 1>the studio, and you know, I guess some more crocktail

0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.520
<v Speaker 1>should make. Maybe we could do it monday. You could

0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:42.880
<v Speaker 1>have me back and we commit something. Uh Hello, hello, hello, hello,

0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:43.760
<v Speaker 1>hello Hello.

0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Would you like to want me to come with you?

0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:49.960
<v Speaker 2>This is Uncle Johnny. Would you like me to come

0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:53.080
<v Speaker 2>with you? No, this is uncle No, non, you're talking

0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:53.960
<v Speaker 2>to the real one.

0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Now, no, no, no, hello.

0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Hello. Anyways, you're not me and I could tell you

0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I could throw im dying to see you. Yes, I'll

0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.240
<v Speaker 2>meet you. Yeah, where do you want to meet you and.

0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.640
<v Speaker 1>I could you could come out and visit me at

0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Cherry's on the Bay and on Fire Island. I set you.

0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Up with a beautiful drink. Yes, phony, he's copying everything

0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:15.720
<v Speaker 2>I do.

0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.960
<v Speaker 1>What are you crazy? So I'll get you to come

0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:19.040
<v Speaker 1>over to Fire Island?

0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Are you cute? Ask Elvis what to do about this?

0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.320
<v Speaker 2>I think that because you could trace the call. If

0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.480
<v Speaker 2>you can trace where the call is coming from, we've

0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.520
<v Speaker 2>had him online long enough. And then uh, and then

0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.920
<v Speaker 2>we'll notify the police that because it's ruining my reputation.

0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.280
<v Speaker 2>And I said, trace him? Now, what are you crazy?

0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.480
<v Speaker 1>You're both full of cops? Is a copyright infringement. I

0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.280
<v Speaker 1>got a lot of money tied up in these T shirts?

0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.320
<v Speaker 2>You know? Really? Yeah?

0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:46.200
<v Speaker 1>What are you bananas?

0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:46.680
<v Speaker 2>T shirts?

0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:47.480
<v Speaker 1>I make a lot of it.

0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Listen to this guy.

0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.560
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to say his uncle Johnny. Yeah, they He

0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.840
<v Speaker 1>doesn't even sound like I'm it's awful. Would I have

0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.200
<v Speaker 1>a two pay like this on if I wasn't Uncle Johnny?

0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.240
<v Speaker 1>You can tell it's a too pay? Can't you?

0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:58.800
<v Speaker 2>All right?

0:02:58.880 --> 0:02:59.519
<v Speaker 1>Crazy?

0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.800
<v Speaker 3>You cannot tell Uncle Johnny see what I'm talking about?

0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Well, apparently we're gonna get in touch with the

0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:06.320
<v Speaker 2>police or something.

0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call the cops right now.

0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.639
<v Speaker 2>I think you should. And this is somebody. He's gone

0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.680
<v Speaker 2>all over the town impersonating me, and they got kicked

0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.120
<v Speaker 2>out of mirs and things like this, and now he's

0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:17.239
<v Speaker 2>taken over my hope.

0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Ass Hona, what are you Banani's horrible?

0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't know what to do. We're

0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:22.600
<v Speaker 2>going to get the police or something.

0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.320
<v Speaker 3>We called some of the listeners that have met him

0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.320
<v Speaker 3>to and they said that he even tried to sell

0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.080
<v Speaker 3>them drugs.

0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Now, this guy listen, hello you buddy, But however you listen,

0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:35.160
<v Speaker 2>you're ruining my reputation. You're really starting to aggrevate me. Now.

0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't want anybody selling drugs in my name, are

0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.760
<v Speaker 2>using my t shirts or anything else. Do you shut

0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.480
<v Speaker 2>up because if I see you up, break your head.

0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.160
<v Speaker 2>You're not with me, buddy. Hello, lady, I'm telling you

0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:50.800
<v Speaker 2>right now, it's oba nothing, It's oba what are you

0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.840
<v Speaker 2>a tough guy? I am a tough guy. Am I

0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:56.200
<v Speaker 2>hellb tougher than new baby? You get no, don't. I'm

0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.800
<v Speaker 2>not even going to play this game with you. I'm

0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:03.880
<v Speaker 2>not really do any You're screwing up Elvis Durant's his reputation,

0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.160
<v Speaker 2>the radio and everybody around town. I will hunt you

0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.560
<v Speaker 2>down and I will have you arrested.

0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Vodka and You're trying to perpetrate a fraud.

0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Here, I am not trying to perpetrate anything. I'm going

0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:14.560
<v Speaker 2>to perpetrate you.

0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Pictures of me skinny dipping out in Palm Springs a

0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:18.240
<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago.

0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, goo, are you following me on Twitter?

0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:25.200
<v Speaker 2>What's the big deal? Anybody could do that? Listen, what

0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:26.080
<v Speaker 2>are you talking about?

0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:26.800
<v Speaker 1>You're to fraud me?

0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:28.720
<v Speaker 2>All right? I want to meet you. I want to

0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:29.360
<v Speaker 2>meet you now.

0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I want to meet you too.

0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Where are you my gonna know? You? Tell me where

0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.040
<v Speaker 2>to meet you this afternoon? Well, tell me where to

0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.920
<v Speaker 2>meet you this afternoon, you wediot. I live right by

0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Madison Square Garden. You know what? Yes, well come over here, then.

0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:43.320
<v Speaker 1>The street from Madison Square.

0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.240
<v Speaker 2>I live in Madison Square Garden, So come on over,

0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:50.000
<v Speaker 2>come on, come on, you want to come on? Send

0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:50.440
<v Speaker 2>a picture?

0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.640
<v Speaker 1>You can see me on YouTube making a banana surprise, like, well,

0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:54.159
<v Speaker 1>wmen on it.

0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna smack you so hig your mother's gonna feel it. Hey,

0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Uncle Johnny, pleas bananas, you.

0:04:59.360 --> 0:04:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Got phone tap?

0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Cut out.

0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:05.640
<v Speaker 1>How you're going, and I'm going.

0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.320
<v Speaker 2>To show you who is who is my who's playing

0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Uncle Johnny.

0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.880
<v Speaker 3>That's Craig. He actually has been getting free drinks at

0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:14.560
<v Speaker 3>bars because people think he's Uncle Johnny.

0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Get out. That was a phone tap. They phone tapped me.

0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.920
<v Speaker 1>But well, you listen, Uncle Johnny, You've been a very

0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.240
<v Speaker 1>good sport.

0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:28.200
<v Speaker 2>And I'm saying, what the hell was this guy banana?

0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:29.960
<v Speaker 1>How mister phone tapped me?