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Speaker 1: All right, let's start the show.

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Speaker 3: Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards?

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Speaker 1: No, don't anywhere. I never did either.

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Speaker 3: Never.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them?

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Speaker 3: Do you normally say like, Merry Christmas or happy Holidays

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Speaker 3: from our family yours?

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Speaker 4: You know, it's an update on everyone in the face.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures

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Speaker 2: of the year, and that's all you said.

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Speaker 3: Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed

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Speaker 3: to You're not supposed to say those things anymore, because

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Speaker 3: now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be

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Speaker 3: writing in your Christmas cards is ho ho ho, No,

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Speaker 3: we're late now we gotta do WCII which clip is

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Speaker 3: it to viral down byes from the internet? Know enough

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Speaker 3: time to play one of them. Let's get right into

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Speaker 3: your choices with option one. That's a forty second clip.

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Speaker 3: I have been pitching to you since early April, and

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Speaker 3: it has been denied so many times. It is now

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Speaker 3: suffering from low self esteem and mild depression. I used

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Speaker 3: to be able to guilt you guys into picking clips,

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Speaker 3: and I'm hoping that still works today. Somewhere deep down

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Speaker 3: in your dark hearts, you will vote for this parody

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Speaker 3: song by a female real estate agent desperate to sell

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Speaker 3: a sweet little house?

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Speaker 2: Are on interest? Is really reflective of the real estate

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Or you on option two? A fifteen second clip of

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Speaker 3: a selfish toddler who nine percent of the time only

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Speaker 3: to calm down her crying baby sister by singing to her.

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Speaker 3: But her song choice is a little unorthodized. Sounds like

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Speaker 3: I personally would still go with number one. But what's

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Speaker 3: it gonna be? Real to song afies or offensive lullabies.

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Speaker 2: Offensive lullabies done, offensive lullabies.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, poor real estate agent. Let's hear the

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Speaker 3: sound of a selfish toddler trying to calm down her

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Speaker 3: crying baby sister with a strange song choice. Will you yes?

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Speaker 4: I'm so happy?

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Speaker 1: From her?

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Speaker 3: That was which could have it? Now, let's get into

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Speaker 3: the shock collar question of the day with a man

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Speaker 3: who rocks us every single morning with Trivia digital shake.

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Speaker 5: Have any of you in this room ever wondered what

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Speaker 5: Christmas was like for our own Alexis Fuller when she

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Speaker 3: Every day I think about that.

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Speaker 1: Ten years ago.

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Speaker 5: Well, it turns out it was more magical than you

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Speaker 5: might think. Every year her family had a Disney themed

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Speaker 1: You got your own tree. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: They left milk and cookies out for Santa, and they

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Speaker 2: But they could come in the grass for their food.

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Speaker 5: But her strongest memory from the holiday season was asking

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Speaker 5: her parents for an electric scooter and never getting one,

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Speaker 5: year after year after year. The soul crushing disappointment.

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Speaker 1: They knew from a young age what your driving habits

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Speaker 5: She was angry, and she cried, and she dreamed of

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Speaker 4: But it never happened.

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Speaker 5: So, even though this may be difficult to swallow, today

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Speaker 5: her trivia questions all about Christmas in a special holiday

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Speaker 5: First, your category is famous Christmas stories from the eighteen

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Speaker 5: hundreds On her or against her?

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Speaker 6: Oh dang, I mean the Muppets have done enough in

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Speaker 6: the movie section to cover some of these eighteen hundreds

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Speaker 6: Christmas carols, you know, like the Charles Dick and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not relying.

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Speaker 2: On her reading them, but I think that they've been

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Speaker 5: Okay, she's betting on Alexis. Alexis finished this famous line

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Speaker 5: from the poem Twas the Night before Christmas, the stockings

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Speaker 5: were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that

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Speaker 5: Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled

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Speaker 5: all snug in their beds, while visions of blank danced

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Speaker 1: I know it, visions of it's like sugar plums dance.

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Speaker 3: Is it like sugar plums?

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Speaker 5: I'll take sugar plums? Which is I'm glad you didn't

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Speaker 5: say sugar daddy. Something different sugar plums. You nailed that.

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Speaker 5: And Brook is safe because she bet on Alexis.

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Speaker 3: They are now to Jeffrey. Okay, Jeff, your.

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Speaker 5: Category is the same famous eighteen hundreds.

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Speaker 3: Christ Really, how good?

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Speaker 8: I just did?

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Speaker 9: I know?

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Speaker 4: You gotta go with her.

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Speaker 3: Maybe Alexis doesn't remember this, but I think her mom,

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Speaker 3: Barb did read her this story when she was growing up.

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Speaker 3: She had the book in one hand, a fifth of

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Speaker 3: say she gets this next one right.

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Speaker 5: Here, Jeff betting on Alexis, finish this line. When out

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Speaker 5: on the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprang

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Speaker 5: from the bed to see what was the matter. Away

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Speaker 5: to the window. I flew like a flash, tore open

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Speaker 10: And oh no, I tore open the shutters and there

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Speaker 10: was reindeer stash.

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Speaker 5: I am going to give you a point for rhyming,

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Speaker 5: You never know when need to study eighteen hundred windows.

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Speaker 5: So Jeff, you bet on her that wrong?

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Speaker 3: You're getting shot.

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Speaker 5: Jose will you join Jeff?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: We'll see your category is still the same famous Christmas poem.

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Speaker 3: Who would have guessed said it's.

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Speaker 4: So hard to judge. She's got one right.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you I actually know this poem by heart.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it gets more complicated, it gets harder.

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Speaker 1: It's going to get into some serious eighteen lingo.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say I do not think she's gonna

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Speaker 5: Jos betting against Alexis finished the line more rapid than

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Speaker 5: eagles his coursers.

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Speaker 11: They came poem, and he whistled and shouted and called

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Speaker 11: them by name now Dasher, now dancer, now prancer and

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Speaker 10: On on Connor on Cupid.

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Speaker 12: Just you sound like you were hitting the head. Well,

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Speaker 12: we got Connor, Connor the trap boy reindeer. I got

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Speaker 12: it though, you said Connor and Vixen Vixen. I already

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Speaker 12: said Connor not a reindeer. I was looking for Donner

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Speaker 12: and Blitzen. I wouldn't even accept the original German dunder

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Speaker 12: and Blixen. Yeah, Connor and Vixen's not gonna count Jose.

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Speaker 12: You bet against her.

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Speaker 5: There's a great guest. You're gonna be saved. Jeff's getting shot.

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Speaker 3: And a half seconds with Alexis and Conna as.

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Speaker 1: We have a new holiday song about Connor the radio, so.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get shot, and somebody wanted to hear Blue

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Speaker 3: Christmas by Elvis.

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Speaker 8: Oh, hell, I wanted to.

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Speaker 7: Question of the day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Remember if you like this show, or if you love

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is amazing and it's action against hunger.

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Speaker 2: But if you want your stuff by Christmas, okay, you

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Speaker 1: Oh, December fifth is the day that will ensure that

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Speaker 3: Or you can just believe really, really hard in the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it too, So in the shop right now.

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Speaker 3: best Buddy the Elf inspired dish. Wow, because this year

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Speaker 3: is the twentieth anniversary of the movie Else Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: it's Will Ferrell say it so. One company's challenging people

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Speaker 3: to whip up a special holiday food creation influenced by

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Speaker 3: all things sweet.

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Speaker 4: I don't care who knows.

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Speaker 1: We did this last year.

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Speaker 3: Remember so did this last year, Whether that's spaghetti covered

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Speaker 3: the North Pole is the limit. All you need to

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Speaker 3: do is send in a photo of your food creation

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Speaker 3: to that company. Find the link up on our Insta

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Speaker 1: I feel like you might just casually eat something like this.

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Speaker 3: We're again to Laser stories next. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 3: that's making bank this holiday by selling pre made snowmen

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Speaker 3: to the rich. Because wealthy people don't want to waste

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Speaker 3: time building a snowman from scratch themselves. That's what poor

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Speaker 1: It's like artificial trees, but artificial.

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Speaker 3: Have a pre constructed fox man ships directly to your home,

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Speaker 3: placed right on the front lawn of your mansion, to

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Speaker 3: let your neighbors know you are better than them. Do

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Speaker 3: it with Laser stories. The seguary. We read weird news

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Speaker 3: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 3: we've got a laser. Those are the frost freaks just known.

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Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of Boise. Emily Cloud

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Speaker 3: and her husband own their own wedding venue. It's on

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Speaker 3: four acres in a romantic garden setting with gazebos, ponds,

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Speaker 3: fruit trees, just an idyllic place to tie the knot

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Speaker 3: that could be featured in any Hallmark movie.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I can picture it, you know.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, last November, Emily posted a TikTok offering the venue

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Speaker 3: for free to anyone willing to give her Taylor Swift tickets.

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Speaker 1: Much such a good idea, Well they're so hard to get,

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Speaker 3: She claims. It was quote one hundred percent joke, but

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Speaker 3: somebody took her up on it, and Emily thought about

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Speaker 3: heck not.

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Speaker 4: If you own your own water filter, you're like, sure,

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Speaker 4: That's interesting?

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Speaker 3: The National Confectioners Association asked fifteen hundred adults about their

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Speaker 3: But your tongue fits perfectly inside the little loop though.

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Speaker 1: You start with the loop on a big guy.

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Speaker 3: No, you don't even need well, you don't even need

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Speaker 3: But fifty five percent of us start by sucking on

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Speaker 1: It's way better in smaller bits like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, crumple it out.

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Speaker 2: It's so fun to see, like the plastic edging when

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Speaker 14: Or when you're like, oh, I've eaten a lot of

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Speaker 3: I like to crush it up into powder and snort it.

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Speaker 3: Seventy three percent of us prefer classic peppermint candy canes,

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Speaker 3: and cheese, bacon, hot dogs, pickles, sardine flavored candy canes,

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Speaker 3: and even ones that are supposed to taste like possum.

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Speaker 7: You better look, how would you know?

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Speaker 1: You just trust it.

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Speaker 4: Would you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we are definitely trying that one on the show. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Four possum flavored candy canes Rush delivery.

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Speaker 1: I think they're made with greywater.

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Speaker 3: The first one to finish with or loses. I'm not

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Speaker 3: really sure on that one. It's next Lazer Stories out

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Speaker 3: of Relationship World going on a date soon? Nope, get

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Speaker 4: That's a nice restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say one hundred, but that was.

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Speaker 3: Just the average answer.

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Speaker 1: One hundred ninety six.

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Speaker 3: One in eight set at least three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Nobody get what is doing.

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Speaker 14: I mean, there's a super nice restaurant or some kind

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's true. But like a movie

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Speaker 1: That's not a good date.

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Speaker 3: The good dates, bro, That's why the restaurants the average

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Speaker 3: does add up. People said that they'll spend just over

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Speaker 1: A step it up a little, ladies, that is not

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Speaker 4: Random people all the time.

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Speaker 3: Experts say there's one surefire way to make dating less expensive.

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Speaker 3: Try staying with the same person for a while. Because

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Speaker 3: around a third of people said dates should get cheaper

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Speaker 2: I start to ask for more, dude moren Buffett said,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, brings me to this question. Let's say you're into shoes.

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Speaker 3: Where do you even take them on dates? Oh?

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Speaker 8: Well with the leather factory footlock that's well, that's where

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Speaker 3: Find other younger shoes to make them jealousy at the airport. Okay,

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Speaker 3: when is something going to do a documentary on this

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Speaker 3: man's dating life. It is too interesting, Yes it is.

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Speaker 3: That's how Men's Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 3: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 7: Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Imagine going one entire weekend without looking at your phone.

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Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, God, you just made me look at

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Speaker 14: my phone saying that I need to do it.

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Speaker 3: But just think about it. We're talking two whole days

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Speaker 3: of excitement building where you're thinking, Oh, I.

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Speaker 15: Can't wait to open it up and read all the

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Speaker 15: texts that I've missed, all the TikTok trends that came

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Speaker 4: How many times.

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Speaker 3: You'd hear little voices from Brooks children saying, Mommy, are

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Speaker 3: you coming home tonight? Where good time. That's the same

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Speaker 3: in and see our voicemail is full with brand new,

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Speaker 3: hilarious messages to play from desperate singles and another edition

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Speaker 3: of the loser line, We're gonna do it coming up?

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Speaker 7: Is this the right number? It's the loser line?

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Speaker 8: Goodbye, just call me back.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works

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Speaker 3: like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out

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Speaker 16: You know the thing that Disneyland is the happiest place

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Speaker 16: A little secret between just you and me. My thighs

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Speaker 16: are the naughtiest place on earth.

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Speaker 3: Okay, whatever you do, resist the urge to point to

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Speaker 3: to the secret Splash Mountain hotline, which is actually the

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Speaker 17: This is I have an issue with the crystal that

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Speaker 17: you sold me. It's a rose quartz and it's supposed

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Speaker 17: to help me like attract love and to be honest

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Speaker 17: with you, like I haven't found any romantic connections at all,

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Speaker 17: Like I'm not getting any matches on the dating apps.

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Speaker 17: Nothing's happening, and it seems to be the only change

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Speaker 17: that's happened in my life is like it's attracting stray animals,

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Speaker 17: Like I've had three cats and a dog show up

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Speaker 17: change it out. Like the last thing that I need

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Speaker 17: is a damn raccoon trying to get into my house.

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Speaker 3: And who says the power of crystals is a scam?

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Speaker 2: You listen, it attracted a different type of love animals need.

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Speaker 2: The girl sees you with cute animals and she'll come

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 3: Come on, probably just has the crystal upside down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is.

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Speaker 9: Next, Hi, this is.

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Speaker 3: You sold me some crap at the flea market.

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Speaker 18: This is the phone number that was on the business

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Speaker 18: card at your stupid little fand or whatever. I bought

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Speaker 18: some exploliator whatever faith cleaner.

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Speaker 3: For my wife.

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Speaker 18: I ended up using it and now I have no

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Speaker 18: freaking eyebrows. I want to know what kind of you

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Speaker 18: are selling, and I want to know where the hell

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Speaker 18: with no freaking eyebrows, looking like like like freaking Voldemore

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Speaker 18: or something from freaking Harry Potter it's not honey.

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Speaker 2: Next, yeah, who's at the craft shows giving out the

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Speaker 2: loser line to all their clients? That has to be

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Speaker 2: the same person as the crystal.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why that guy's complaining though. Did it

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Speaker 3: exfoliate his skin or not? Took off all of your eyebrows,

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Speaker 3: Probably cleared those pores up underneath too. But look, if

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Speaker 3: the flea market is a little bit too classy for

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Speaker 3: your taste, I know where you can really slum it

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Speaker 3: on the brook and Jeffrey TikTok page doesn't get any

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Speaker 3: darker than there where we have songs of the week,

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Speaker 3: video clips, videos of Jose and Alexis messing around in

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Speaker 3: yeah okay, playing pranks and stuff.

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Speaker 4: I don't think we have any video, And of course we.

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Speaker 3: Put the top loser line of the week every single

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Speaker 3: week up there so you can all see it. No

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Speaker 3: regrets whatsoever. Speaking of no regrets, let's go to the

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Speaker 3: next loser line message. This message is for trivia Trish.

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Speaker 19: This is I was at your trivia night last Friday

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Speaker 19: and asked.

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Speaker 3: You for your number.

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Speaker 19: I saw how reluctant you were because you probably thought

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Speaker 19: I was asking you out, but not the case. I'm

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Speaker 19: calling to let you know that you were wrong about

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Speaker 19: one of your questions. You said that the Lost City

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Speaker 19: of Atlantis had a statue of the sea god Poseidon,

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Speaker 19: which is true.

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Speaker 3: But not true is that you said it.

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Speaker 19: Was made out of gold, because when the Aliens came

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Speaker 19: down twenty thousand years ago and put it there, they

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Speaker 19: would have either used platinum or zebranium at the time,

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Speaker 19: definitely not gold. There was no gold beneath the ocean,

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Speaker 19: which was only one hundred miles deep at the time.

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Speaker 19: Get your facts straight.

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Speaker 10: Buy.

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Speaker 1: I like how the Lost City he actually knows what

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Speaker 1: happened there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: They know everything about the makeup.

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Speaker 1: You know, at some point somebody was like, oh, come

464
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Speaker 1: to our trivia night, maybe you'll meet someone. And then

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Speaker 1: that's the type of people she.

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Speaker 3: Met talking about ancient alien statues made from next message,

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Speaker 3: Hey Dan, this is.

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Speaker 20: I'm just like gonna be up with you. Uh it's

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Speaker 20: cuffing season and I'm kind of looking for a temporary boyfriend.

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Speaker 20: I just need to like get my family off my back.

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Speaker 20: So I was going to offer you a couple hundred,

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Speaker 20: but I don't know you seem like the type of

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Speaker 20: guy who would enjoy it. So maybe just like being

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Speaker 20: with me is probably payment enough. And I mean I

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Speaker 20: work at Applebee's, so I can comp you a few

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Speaker 20: free meals. But like no alcohol, they don't, they don't

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Speaker 20: want to do that next message no alcohol.

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Speaker 1: I mean that would be a turn off for me.

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Speaker 1: But the rest of it I was on. But I

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Speaker 1: feel like he missed out getting I.

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Speaker 2: Know, I want to get a number for our technical

482
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Speaker 2: director Ashton. Yeah, you know, I feel like this woman's

483
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: right up his Allan.

484
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Speaker 3: That could be a perfect trade off for you hang

485
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Speaker 3: out with a woman who really doesn't like you at all,

486
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Speaker 3: but you get twenty five percent off Ribletsy.

487
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Speaker 1: He's here for it.

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Speaker 3: He's nodding in approval. All right, We'll give you that

489
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Speaker 3: phone number that was the Loser Line. He can listen

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Speaker 3: to it regularly at this time every week, and make

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Speaker 3: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel

492
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Speaker 3: where you can listen to every Loser Line, second date

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Speaker 3: and phone tap right there, We're gonna do a phone

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Speaker 3: tap right after.

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Speaker 7: This, frooking Jeffrey in the morning, the.

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Speaker 3: Weight is over. It is time to start the countdown

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Speaker 3: of the top ten phone taps of Christmas. Yay's the

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Speaker 3: best prank calls we've done all year long, and today

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Speaker 3: it's number ten, featuring yours truly as Ellen Windy.

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Speaker 2: Alan better be in this list more than once because

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Speaker 2: here he's the way.

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Speaker 1: He's only just ten.

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Speaker 3: I love him. And this one he's taking up a

504
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Speaker 3: new job working for instacart.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is one of my favorites.

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Speaker 3: What happens when you put old Alan in charge of

507
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Speaker 3: picking up a woman's groceries, you get the number ten

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Speaker 3: phone tap of the year happening right now. It's Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey's ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 21: Hello, Hello, yeah, hello, Hi, Hi.

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Speaker 15: My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm an employee of Instacart.

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00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 12: Okay is this regarding my order?

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00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's correct.

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Speaker 21: Okay, I'm your.

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00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 3: I'm your personal shoper.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, are you calling me on the status of my order?

518
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 21: Because I mean, it's just been a situation lately where

519
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 21: you guys are just picking forever.

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Speaker 15: You're coming at me hotter than than a red pepper

521
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 15: right now, Okay you should slowly roll there.

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Speaker 12: Lady, a lot of money to use this service, and

523
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Speaker 12: you're supposed to deliver within a certain time.

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Speaker 3: Well, good for you, money bags. I want it in

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Speaker 3: my face.

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Speaker 8: I'm asking you where my order is.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and you all you've done is insult me.

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Speaker 15: I want to go down your list to make sure

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Speaker 15: that I don't miss nothing.

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Speaker 9: I don't understand the list is a list.

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Speaker 3: I just want to.

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Speaker 15: I want to make sure i'm reading it on here

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Speaker 15: on the old phone. There, you want peas and carrots.

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Speaker 21: Right, frozen ps and frozen Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I bet you have a nice body. Excuse me, you

536
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Speaker 3: nice and trim?

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Speaker 21: Do you think it's an appropriate talk to a customer?

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Speaker 15: I weigh almost seventy pounds and that includes my titan here.

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Speaker 9: I am very confused of what this phone call is.

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00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 9: Here to entail. You're supposed to be my shopper. I

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Speaker 9: gave you a list.

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Speaker 15: Next item, you want some Uh what are these triple

543
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Speaker 15: A batteries?

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Speaker 21: And yeah, something triple A battery?

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Speaker 15: Hey, you know I can make a battery from a

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Speaker 15: potato and a spool of copper wire to save you

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Speaker 15: about two ninety nine.

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Speaker 12: I just want my order.

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Speaker 8: Can you please just go get my order?

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Speaker 15: Oh, that's right, you got all the money to pay

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Speaker 15: for the fancy stuff.

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Speaker 9: How is groceries? I need groceries to survive.

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Speaker 12: I need groceries to live.

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Speaker 3: Okay it back to.

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Speaker 15: Your list there, I got your half pounds of wild

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Speaker 15: honey ham, and I wasn't okay with the way that

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Speaker 15: they sliced it at the dell.

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Speaker 3: I don't care how they placed it.

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Speaker 15: No, it wasn't like they did it back in the navy.

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Speaker 15: But I don't back then they had to They stowed

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Speaker 15: it for nine months, so they had to put spices

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Speaker 15: and rub it with oregano and hard salt.

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Speaker 9: For a cooking class.

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Speaker 3: Just get my ham and bring it to me.

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Speaker 9: Well I can.

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Speaker 3: I can spice it for you in my car if

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Speaker 3: you like.

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Speaker 9: I'm working right now. I don't have time to go

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Speaker 9: over the list.

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Speaker 17: I said to you.

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Speaker 12: That alleviates me from having to go through a list.

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Speaker 9: Who are you sleeping?

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Speaker 3: Back to your list?

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Speaker 21: You listen, Grandpa, I'm done listening to you.

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Speaker 9: Go over my list.

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Speaker 21: I know what's on the list.

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Speaker 15: Gosh, you have you sure do have a sultry voice.

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Speaker 15: Stopping it reminds reminds me of Glinda.

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Speaker 3: Stop speak, you know Glinda from from the Wizard of Oz. Sir,

580
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Speaker 3: the good witch me. Gosh, what I would do to her?

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Speaker 3: Hop right into that pink bubbles.

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Speaker 15: We used to date back in your forties, got her

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Speaker 15: hooked on some stuff.

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Speaker 2: Stop speaking right now.

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Speaker 9: I am going to get fired.

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Speaker 15: Not not clear my sensing some sexual tension between us.

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Speaker 9: I am not hitting on you.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure? Because my shirt just lost four buttons.

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Speaker 11: I don't have.

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Speaker 15: I don't have time for any of your nonsense either.

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Speaker 15: I'm trying to tell you right now that this is

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Speaker 15: a prank phone call, but you won't shut your trap there.

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Speaker 21: Excuse me, I.

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Speaker 3: Said it's a prank call.

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Speaker 4: Lady.

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Speaker 3: You're on the radio with Brooking and that guy in

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Speaker 3: the morning.

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Speaker 9: Na.

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Speaker 15: I don't remember his name, Jeffrey or something stupid.

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Speaker 17: Are you kidding me right now?

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding you. I'm serious. Your husband Ben set

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Speaker 3: you up for a phone tab. You came at that

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Speaker 3: old man like on fire. No, you're you're a bit

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Speaker 3: of a fire cracker.

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Speaker 15: If things don't work out with you and Ben, I

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Speaker 15: get double chocolate pudding at supper time. We could do

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Speaker 15: two spoons one pudding cup.

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Speaker 9: I don't want to.

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Speaker 7: Wake up every morning with poone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 7: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: There is nothing worse on a first date than that

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Speaker 3: point in the evening when you can feel the energy

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Speaker 3: start to fade. Oh yeah, you know, the conversation starts

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Speaker 3: to stall, the axe body spray starts to wear off.

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00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, and once that moment hits, it can be

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Speaker 3: really hard to recover and keep the romance alive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, without acts nothing.

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Speaker 3: But one of our listeners says he's figured out a

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Speaker 3: guaranteed way to make sure no date ever turns boring

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Speaker 3: or dull. Again, he admits takes a little bit of

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Speaker 3: extra effort, but this works ninety nine point nine percent

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Speaker 3: of the time.

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's a pretty good average.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear his genius dating strategy that earned him

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Speaker 3: the nickname effort. Andre Brand News Second Date update right

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Speaker 3: after this second Date updated. Let's take a moment to

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Speaker 3: talk about effort.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you feel like.

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Speaker 3: In the last ten years guys are making more of

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Speaker 3: an effort on first dates or less?

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Speaker 2: You need to ask less you were dating ten years ago?

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Speaker 3: How did you know.

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00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: It can't be any worse?

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Speaker 4: I'm beaten down. I don't even try anymore.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I remember from doing this show

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Speaker 3: over the past decade before, we heard about some pretty

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Speaker 3: extravagant dates on this show. Hot air balloon ride.

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Speaker 1: Remember the Castle guy?

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Speaker 3: Was that the same rented out of castle fireworks shows?

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Speaker 2: I mean that was when the Bachelor was really hot, though,

641
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Speaker 2: and everybody was trying to emulate it, right, like that stuff.

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Speaker 3: That's not true. They like that stuff, but now it's

643
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Speaker 3: more of, Hey, let's go to target and pick out

644
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Speaker 3: our five favorite chatchki so we can play with them later.

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Speaker 3: You're buying.

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Speaker 1: Only to play with the tray.

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Speaker 3: So to answer the question, yes, more creative, but not

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Speaker 3: necessarily more impressive.

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Speaker 1: Okay in your opinion, Yeah.

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00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 3: Sure, my opinion is lost. So luckily we have a

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00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 3: guy on the phone, though, who's putting in full effort

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Speaker 3: into his first day.

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Speaker 1: Him.

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Speaker 3: I am very impressed without even knowing what he did.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk to Andre. Andre. Welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 9: Hey, hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Did you let her get a sixth chatsky? Is that

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Speaker 1: what you said?

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Speaker 9: I wish I wanted to get to a few different basis,

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Speaker 9: but hung girl won't call me back.

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00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 3: Now, okay, well, what's home girl's name?

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Speaker 9: Regina?

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Speaker 1: Regina.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and so it sounds like, I mean, just in

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Speaker 2: the setup of all this, that you really wanted to

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Speaker 2: impress Regina on this date.

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Speaker 1: Where did you guys meet?

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Speaker 9: Well, so we met online and when I've swiped through

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Speaker 9: the picture, she was real cute. But the selling point,

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Speaker 9: yeah what the toes? The toes point?

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Speaker 3: Oh what it's about the toes? They were all there, Brooke.

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Speaker 9: That was one thing that makes a difference.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so she's well, doubt.

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Speaker 9: She missing some things. But now all the solds were

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Speaker 9: there and they were painted really nice. She just they

676
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 9: accentuated the calves. She had these hills on. It's just

677
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 9: I'm not like a foot fetish guy.

678
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 3: Are you shot? Yeah?

679
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 9: I mean, but they were speaking to me like if

680
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 9: they have mouths, they'd be like, hey, come pick us up.

681
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 2: Why don't get dress sexy little toad talking with the

682
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: little lips acid.

683
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 3: But some people, some people would say that says a

684
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 3: lot about who a woman is, how she takes care

685
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 3: of her feet and her body.

686
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 9: I think they weren't frusty, they were pretty. They were

687
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 9: well manicured.

688
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying makes sense in combat boots

689
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: right now.

690
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 3: So I don't know.

691
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: Any girl with crusty toes. But then I look at Brookes.

692
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: All right, so she won you over with her photo.

693
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 3: What did you end up doing for your date?

694
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 9: This is the thing. First of all, you talk about effort.

695
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 9: I have a go to rule. You can't have just

696
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 9: one spot picked out when you go out with money.

697
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 9: You have to have at least three three.

698
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 3: Three different places.

699
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: That ends up a long night.

700
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 4: You mean before the reservation or like for the whole night.

701
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 4: You're ready to go for the.

702
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 9: Whole night, for the whole This is why this is

703
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 9: a theory. This is why. Because I get the vibe

704
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 9: falls down on one spot, you got another spot to

705
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 9: go to. Soon is the meter drops? You go to

706
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 9: another spot, keep guessing.

707
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep the energy up.

708
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 2: You never let things stall out by hanging out at

709
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 2: one place for too long.

710
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 9: Exactly exactly.

711
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 3: It'd be nice if you could find a place with

712
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 3: like multiple like stories and levels and you could just

713
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: go up and down the stairs and.

714
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: Have that easy effort. I thought you wanted effort effort.

715
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm also not in as good shape as

716
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 3: I used to be.

717
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: Okay, so I want to know these three spots.

718
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 9: So for Regina. I didn't just have three because reginas

719
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 9: the toes are right, so I have to keep the spot.

720
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 9: Keep your guessing that I have four places in mind? Right?

721
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: Wow, extra special girls.

722
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 3: A lot of planning.

723
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, it does, tell me about it. I'll put it

724
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 9: in my effort. Don't forget Andre puts in his effort.

725
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, I know, and she probably appreciated it too.

726
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: Did you tell her that that was what was going

727
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: to happen?

728
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 9: See what that happened was we made it to the

729
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 9: third place. I took it to a restaurant. We have

730
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 9: some really good food, and I looked into a wine

731
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 9: bar even better food. Then as we're heading to the

732
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 9: dive bar, things started acting funny. I couldn't understand why

733
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 9: she was acting weird. We get to the dive bar.

734
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 9: She doesn't know I have a fourth place already picked

735
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 9: up in case the energy goes about here. But she

736
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 9: started acting weird in it.

737
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: What do you mean by weird? Can you give us

738
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: an example?

739
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 9: Like she was a little skittish, she was like a

740
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 9: little stay in office, and she was like looking at

741
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 9: me different, like I was somebody different, Like I changed

742
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 9: and did something. But you know, we were having a

743
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 9: good time in the first two spots. I don't know

744
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 9: what happened between moving over to the third.

745
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 4: Wait, the first restaurant.

746
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, could it be that maybe she's not

747
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 2: a dive bar type lady?

748
00:37:59,239 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 8: Do you know what I mean?

749
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: They go like wine and chacouterie to like dive bar.

750
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 9: After I don't think it was a dive bar because

751
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 9: we at the wine bar, she was already trying to

752
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 9: act a little strange and I couldn't tell what it was.

753
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 9: So in my mind, you know, I'm thinking, go to

754
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 9: the next place.

755
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: I see.

756
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 2: So you were taking it as a cue to find

757
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: a new spot, but really it was a cue that

758
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 2: she didn't want to be there anymore.

759
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 9: My bidy sences went off, you know what I'm saying, And.

760
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 3: I'm sure there couldn't have been anything that Andre himself did.

761
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: I mean, at what point did you bring up her toes?

762
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 9: So I just let her know that on the app.

763
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 9: I didn't keep it up on the date, but I

764
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 9: was checking them out. I was looking at my toe.

765
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 9: She had nice shoes, you know.

766
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, you.

767
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 2: You were making comments, yeah weird As you're eating the

768
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 2: olives from the charcoterie.

769
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what these remind me of?

770
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 3: Girls?

771
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: It was like a plump, little pinky right there.

772
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: Let's not go down any far that this path. I

773
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 3: think we have enough information. Let's come back. We will

774
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 3: call Regina for you and try and get you your

775
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: second date update and hopefully send you out to finish

776
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: your four low so you can finish it off.

777
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: We only have so many gift cards.

778
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: Well, give you one spot.

779
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 5: At the end of that.

780
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 3: We'll see if this works. We'll come back and do

781
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 3: it right after this.

782
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 9: Thank you, all right?

783
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 3: Man, hold on second date update. Let me say a

784
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 3: couple of things to start things off here. First, that

785
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 3: I like our listener Andre. He sounds like a guy

786
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 3: that cares not just about toes, but about planning fun

787
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 3: dates and making sure the girl actually has a good time.

788
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we talked about, right.

789
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 3: And when I step back and think about him taking

790
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 3: her to four different places in one night, which they

791
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 3: never made it to the fourth got there, Yeah, I

792
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 3: realized that he just took her to a restaurant and

793
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 3: then two different bars.

794
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and co planned it.

795
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 3: But Audrey, did you think of maybe switching it up

796
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 3: a little bit and throwing in an activity somewhere in

797
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 3: the middle instead of just drinking at three different spots.

798
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: Drinking wine is an activity.

799
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, maybe that ship, Maybe that's the one doubt ball,

800
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 9: But I mean, let her brother know.

801
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: You know what I'm like at the dive bar.

802
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: Maybe you could have played pool or done ski ball

803
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: if she would have stayed, you know.

804
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 3: But the thing is he could already tell at spot

805
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 3: number two. Even before that she was acting a little

806
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: strange and only reluctantly agreed to go to that dive bar.

807
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 3: And after that the date was over. So here we are.

808
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 2: We never asked what was the fourth place you had planned?

809
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what we can entice her with when we

810
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 2: talked to.

811
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 9: Her, and is all about surprises. I don't know if

812
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 9: I should let the cat out the bag.

813
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 16: We get your second day, you can use that place

814
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 16: next to Okay, exactly exactly, my man.

815
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 4: All right, us romantic guys got to look at for each.

816
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: Other planning four bars romantic.

817
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't know.

818
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 4: If the fourth thing was a bar, but it could

819
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 4: have been.

820
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 3: Well, we won't tell her what you had planned, but

821
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 3: we'll see if she even answers the phone I'm gonna

822
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 3: dial her number right now, try and get your second

823
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 3: date up. All right, here we go.

824
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: You're nervous.

825
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 3: I want this to work for.

826
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 9: Thank you, Thank you. Be with me on.

827
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: Here we go.

828
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 7: Hello.

829
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Regina?

830
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: Yes?

831
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: Is this This is a radio show. My name is

832
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 3: jeff and the show is called Brook and Jeffrey in

833
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 3: the Morning.

834
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: Hey, Regina, we're all here. Welcome to the show. Okay, Wow,

835
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: that's pretty fun.

836
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 3: Wow. Was right. Yeah, you're in for the experience of

837
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 3: a lifetime right now.

838
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: Let's not overselling.

839
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

840
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 21: How'd you get my number?

841
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: Great question?

842
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, we actually got it from one of our listeners

843
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 3: who you know pretty well because you went out with

844
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 3: him the other night. His name is Andre. Hello.

845
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, okay, and sounds like a pretty cool guy.

846
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 21: Uh, well, I got a strange vibe.

847
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 4: Oh really, seems like he has a lot of good energy.

848
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean we talked to him.

849
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: Ye him.

850
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

851
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: I think Andre picked up on the fact that you

852
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 3: were getting a strange vibe because he said you were

853
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 3: acting a little bit different as the night went on.

854
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 21: Well, I don't know exactly what he told you, but

855
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 21: from my perspective, it was very strange and unsettling.

856
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: Subtly are you talking about one specific thing or just

857
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 2: his overall energy?

858
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 21: No, So we went to this restaurant and then how

859
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 21: is that? That was fine? I noticed this person and

860
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 21: they kept on looking at us, and I thought that

861
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 21: was weird.

862
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 3: So, but sometimes that's a good sign. Like a lot

863
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 3: of times, if there's a cute couple that's out on

864
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 3: a first date and other people notice that they're having

865
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: good chemistry, you tend to look over at them.

866
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and sometimes I was like, can you talk louder

867
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: so I can eaves drop easier?

868
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is that well?

869
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 21: I mean I did. I thought nothing of it for

870
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 21: at first, but then once we got to the wine

871
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 21: bar that the same person was there.

872
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 10: Yeah.

873
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: I mean it's the same neighborhood though, right it sounds

874
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: like these places were close by each other.

875
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 21: I don't know, Like I was like, what's going on?

876
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,919
Speaker 1: Did you ask Andre or did he notice.

877
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 21: He looked over when I looked over at the guy

878
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 21: and kind of was like wondering why I was looking,

879
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 21: and like totally disregarded it and then just kept talking.

880
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes men are very good at details.

881
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know he made was the guy looking at you?

882
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 18: Yeah?

883
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 3: At both places, but.

884
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 21: Like trying to hide it. And then we went to

885
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 21: the dive bar, and you're not going to believe this.

886
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: He was there too, and I was like, oh my god, that's.

887
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 9: Okay.

888
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: Did you say you're observant?

889
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 9: But you do?

890
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:05,399
Speaker 1: Did you know?

891
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 9: Attention to details? Over here?

892
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 3: Everybody slow down, We need to tell me Regina. Uh,

893
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 3: that's Andre who is on the other line listening to

894
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 3: this conversation wanting.

895
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 2: To talk to you, which isn't a good look at

896
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 2: the story. You just yeah, idea, why.

897
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 1: Didn't you tell me? I'm going to be more like yo,

898
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: you know, he's kind of too much, he's.

899
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 3: Too cute for me.

900
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 21: Well, I don't know what he was trying to do there.

901
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 9: It's really scary.

902
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 3: Well, Andre, now's your chance, man, get in here.

903
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 9: I wasn't trying to scare nobody up a general complicated Look.

904
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 1: Here, wait, did you know the guy?

905
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 9: Well, I mean kind of like I didn't. I didn't.

906
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 9: I didn't know that you recognized him. Look, look, I'm

907
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 9: a filmmaker on the side, right, and like I had

908
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 9: a surprise. Oh god, look, the person that you had

909
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 9: se was my homeboy Sam right, and Sam bear wear

910
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 9: me hold on I'm trying to hold on. Sam, you know,

911
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 9: is my homeboy, trusted homeboy. We we we worked together

912
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 9: at a photo shop, so weird.

913
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 21: I'm sorry.

914
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 9: I'm telling you bear Okay, before I get to the

915
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 9: final detail, I need y'all to be with me on this,

916
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 9: all right.

917
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 3: Benefits not sounding great so far. You and your buddy

918
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 3: dude like secret films together.

919
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 4: But keep going, Okay, everyone let him talk.

920
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 9: It's good intention. It's good intention. So Sam was taking

921
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 9: candid photos of us, and like I said, I have

922
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 9: multiple spots planning. So by the time we got to

923
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 9: the fourth spot, surprise, Sam was going to have the

924
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 9: photos developed so that we could have a memory of

925
00:45:49,880 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 9: our first date. Why would you do that? Because a

926
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 9: making business and like I like to remember stuff.

927
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 21: Like And you didn't ask my permission.

928
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 3: Okay, it was a public place.

929
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 4: I don't have to.

930
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 3: And your friend wasn't just taking pictures only of Regina.

931
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 3: It was of like both of you together on the date, okay.

932
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: And he didn't have a telephoto lens on her toes,

933
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: did he?

934
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 10: I mean?

935
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 3: No? Okay, Well, let's pause for a second because I

936
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 3: need to ask the girls in the room is having

937
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 3: a scrap book of your first date Ready at the end?

938
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: Sweet or creepy?

939
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 2: Do you know what's crazy? My husband actually has a

940
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 2: video from the very first night we met, because it

941
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 2: was an event that we met at and he's a.

942
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: He's a videographer. He was taking video.

943
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a big camera up to my face.

944
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: But we have video of the first night and it's

945
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: pretty magical.

946
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: And I down at a bar and a man plat

947
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: photos he's been taking to me all night.

948
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, I would call it.

949
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: The key is I knew there?

950
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 9: Speaking of your husband now?

951
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like if I think where you messed up

952
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 2: Andrea's you didn't tell her.

953
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: If you would have told her, then.

954
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 9: There's no surprise.

955
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know.

956
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 3: And the weird part about Brooks One was the video

957
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 3: through the bathroom door. But Likergina, can you see how

958
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 3: Andre's intentions were sweet in doing this. It wasn't malicious.

959
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 3: He was trying to do something nice for you.

960
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 9: Yes, I thought he wanted me to do or something.

961
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 4: That I thought.

962
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: The stranger was just waiting at the dive Bard.

963
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 4: This guy keeps looking at me. Were gon sleep with him?

964
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 4: Or get out of here?

965
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 2: There's no think is Regina, you can see his intentions

966
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 2: were pure.

967
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 3: And now that you understand, we've learned Andrea's all about effort. Yes,

968
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 3: and if he gave this much effort on the first date,

969
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 3: just imagine what he's gonna do on your second day.

970
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 3: And we would actually pay to set you guys up

971
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 3: to go out again.

972
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 9: Okay, see the pitches this. Andre cares about the women.

973
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying. Andre would never intentionally disrespect,

974
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 9: but try and go too far to make someone feel uncomfortable.

975
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:19,439
Speaker 9: I believe Andre is just asking for one more chance, baby, baby, baby, please.

976
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 3: Give up a chance for Ga so you have somebody

977
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 3: else in this room.

978
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 21: What do you think, Regina, Hey, just because you're going

979
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 21: above it beyond, I'll give you another chance.

980
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see those awkward photos and congratulations.

981
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 3: To commemorate this experience, you can go back and listen

982
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 3: to it up on our podcast at Brook and Jeffrey

983
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 3: and relive it over and over again.

984
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 9: Oh my god. Hey, Hey, and just when you were

985
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 9: talking about the threesome thing, there's no chance there, right

986
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 9: because like if you willingly.

987
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 22: Which is every band effort, Andre's rooking Jeffrey in the morning,

988
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 22: We've been getting more texts coming in at seventy five

989
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 22: nine two.

990
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 3: From women wanting to date Andre in case this doesn't

991
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 3: work out with Regina. Half of them are from Alexis's

992
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 3: phone number, the other half are from her mom barb.

993
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: Okay, can you blame me?

994
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 4: But it just what the energy?

995
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little extra effort planning a date can actually

996
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 3: go a long long way.

997
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 10: Yeah.

998
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 2: I mean he needed to just come clean at the

999
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 2: beginning about the photos, but.

1000
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 3: That would ruined the surprise more.

1001
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: If she looked good in those photos, like she might

1002
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: be happy about it. You know, I'd be excited.

1003
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: Some candidates for free, I mean, try to take a

1004
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,720
Speaker 2: candid and look naturally.

1005
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 3: As the lighting in the bar is perfect too, starting Yeah,

1006
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 3: it's dark and sexy.

1007
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 14: Okay, so now we all agree higher strangers to follow

1008
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 14: you on.

1009
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 3: We all have our support. Another thing that helps is

1010
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 3: having four radio hosts badgering you till you break down

1011
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 3: and finally say yes, I'll go out with him one

1012
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 3: more time.

1013
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: I was a smart man to see this.

1014
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 3: This is why people reach out to us. We can

1015
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 3: badger like no other. We are the honey Badgers of radio,

1016
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 3: vicious and relentless.

1017
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the thing. We want to

1018
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: hang out.

1019
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 3: That's what I'm branding us as. We can be the

1020
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: honey badger for you. If you ever need help getting

1021
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 3: that person go out with you again, email the show.

1022
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 3: We'll call that person who.

1023
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 7: Wasn't calling you back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1024
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 3: You guys know my mom loves getting involved in my

1025
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 3: dating life without permission.

1026
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just lifelike.

1027
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 1: God, it's so funny. I love it.

1028
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 3: Is it funny?

1029
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: It is for me.

1030
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: Over the years, she set up dating profiles for me

1031
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 3: without my knowledge, put up billboards soliciting me as an

1032
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 3: available single mail.

1033
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:45,439
Speaker 12: God.

1034
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 1: I love that she's never promoted the show.

1035
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 4: She loves.

1036
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, something on her mind. And there was that time

1037
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 3: where she was secretly recording me for weeks and compiling

1038
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 3: all the footage into an audition tape for ninety day fiance.

1039
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I don't know what hurt more learning

1040
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 3: that she was doing that or the fact that they

1041
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 3: didn't choose. But there's one place on the internet that's

1042
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 3: still my safe space where even my mom can't freak

1043
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 3: people out, and that's Craigslist. Wow, it's just one of

1044
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 3: the reasons. I check it every single week to make

1045
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: sure she's not impersonating me, but also to find brand

1046
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 3: new misconnections there. We got some new ones coming up

1047
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 3: City Misconnections.

1048
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 7: That was me staring.

1049
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 3: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1050
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 3: One is at the barber shop when a freshly cut

1051
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 3: strand of hair floats over from their chair and lands

1052
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 3: directly in your mouths I talk about locks of love.

1053
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 3: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1054
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 3: We scour that website every week to find the best

1055
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,479
Speaker 3: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1056
00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 3: titled you gave Me Butterflies the tummy kind man thirties.

1057
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: Man saying tummy is just a hard pass for me.

1058
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 3: This is from the insect Convention. I'm just gonna read

1059
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 3: this how I think.

1060
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: It sounds okay?

1061
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 16: Violence hovering over the mesmerizing display of rare beetles. And

1062
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 16: that's when you crawled in parentheses. Actually you were walking,

1063
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 16: but you know, since we're at an insect convention, I

1064
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 16: saw crawling sounds cool, and.

1065
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 3: You were so beautiful.

1066
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 16: Your outfit reminded me of a voluptuous Japanese silk moth.

1067
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 1: I think that's good.

1068
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 16: Upon a second glance, maybe you were dressed as the

1069
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 16: super villain from the two thousand and nine film Infestation,

1070
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 16: and I wasn't sure.

1071
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: He's the one person that saw that.

1072
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 16: There were a lot of costumes there that day, Though

1073
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 16: you might not know who I was. I was the

1074
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:02,720
Speaker 16: guy dressed in the praying mantit body more skin tight suit,

1075
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 16: holding up a sign that said insect pride.

1076
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 1: You know it never ends well for a male praying mantis, right?

1077
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1078
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1079
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 16: At one point I walked by and gave you a note.

1080
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 16: I'm not sure if you threw it away or accidentally

1081
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 16: lost it, but in case you didn't read it, it

1082
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 16: said I wouldn't mind spending ten to twenty eight days

1083
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 16: molting inside of a cocoon with you.

1084
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 3: That was the most romantic thing I could think of.

1085
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 16: Oh I wish I would have asked you out, but

1086
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 16: I'm far too shy.

1087
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 15: Now.

1088
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 16: I feel like a little boy in a field holding

1089
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 16: a jar of firefly, just yearning for the warm luminescence

1090
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 16: of your presence.

1091
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you.

1092
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 16: Want to get together sometime and touch the antennas?

1093
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 9: Oh?

1094
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 4: I think that's.

1095
00:53:56,040 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 3: I'd be up for it. That signed Garfin. It's a

1096
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 3: winner's name. Let's go to your next misconnection. This one's

1097
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 3: titled clean up on I Love O Man for woman

1098
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 3: fifty four grocery store. Okay, you were the cute, punk

1099
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 3: looking girl stalking up on Activia.

1100
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: She's got a healthy, healthy gun.

1101
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know why you were filling up

1102
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 3: your cart with arms full of yogurt. Maybe you're dealing

1103
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 3: with a blockage, and then a thumbs up EMOCHI.

1104
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 7: I am.

1105
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 3: Sounds hot. I was the bald guy cruising by you

1106
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 3: in one of those grocery store scooters parentheses f y.

1107
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem walking or anything. I just

1108
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 3: like it, okay, because why not get your groceries in style.

1109
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 1: I saw an old lady run out of a battery yesterday.

1110
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 2: She was in a motorized car in the grocery store

1111
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 2: and they had to bring in a new one to

1112
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 2: move over.

1113
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're pointing and laughing at her. Just was not anyways.

1114
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 3: You might remember when I pulled up and asked if

1115
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 3: you could get me that jar of bread and butter pickles.

1116
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 3: As I watched you reached for it on the top shelf.

1117
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 3: That's when I caught a whiff of your scent. It

1118
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 3: smelled familiar. Do you use Summer's Eve Clinical Strength deodorant?

1119
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 4: What the hell.

1120
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 3: I believe you do because my mom uses the same

1121
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 3: exact stuff.

1122
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: I had no idea they were in the deodorant game, and.

1123
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 3: Great choice by the word, I suddenly became nervous, so

1124
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 3: I clumsily asked about all the yogurt by pointing to

1125
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 3: your stash and muttering the words you hungry.

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00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 7: Urt.

1127
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 3: You replied, Oh, I'm not buying these yogurts to eat.

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00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 3: Then you smirked and walked away.

1129
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: What does she fight him for?

1130
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 3: That statement? Both confused and aroused me.

1131
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she needs to be here in this No.

1132
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 4: No, I want to get out of here.

1133
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 3: I've lost sleep thinking about what you're doing with all

1134
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 3: that girt? Could please tell me that's signed Pepper.

1135
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,720
Speaker 1: Your bathtub face mask.

1136
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled sorry I made your friend

1137
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 3: cry man for a woman. Thirty five Uptown Bar on

1138
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 3: third you were the pint sized brunette with the tiny

1139
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 3: squirrel like teeth. I think only two of them and

1140
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 3: the rest of Yeah, he says, I saw you from

1141
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 3: across the bar, nibbling on a pretzel that you held

1142
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:46,839
Speaker 3: in both hands.

1143
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 4: Squirrel, she same half of it in your left cheek.

1144
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 3: For some reason, I really wanted to get to know

1145
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 3: you and see if you were a nature lover like me,

1146
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 3: so I made my move.

1147
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,720
Speaker 4: I'm imagining her body.

1148
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I didn't notice your wingwoman until I approached, so

1149
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 3: I quickly came up with a clever distraction plan and

1150
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 3: asked your friend if she wanted to dance. I think

1151
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 3: she was confused because there was no music on or

1152
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 3: dance floor nearby, but I said, I said, perfect, you

1153
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 3: can go dance by yourself in the restroom. Well, I

1154
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 3: get to know your cute friend whoa now. Personally, I

1155
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 3: thought that approach was pretty soon for having less than

1156
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 3: two seconds to think about it. Apparently your friend wasn't amused.

1157
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 3: I'm crying for she had the audacity to call me

1158
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 3: a bad name and make fun of my skinny jeans,

1159
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 3: saying only skinny people should be allowed to wear them.

1160
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: Ohha, my god.

1161
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 3: I retaliated by telling the bartender that her id was

1162
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 3: fake and she should be thrown out. Things got a

1163
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 3: little ugly after that, but I take almost fifty percent responsibility.

1164
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 3: How about this come back Saturday, and this time, don't

1165
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 3: bring the trash in with you. I'm going to cry

1166
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: for her, doesn't signed Barry, Barry sucks. That is your

1167
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 3: Craigslist misconnections for the.

1168
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 7: Week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1169
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 3: Right now, we've got Roma on the phone. Roma is

1170
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 3: a is a grandma, and you know what she's doing

1171
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 3: right now? She is calling us on her brand new

1172
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 3: cell phone. That's right. She didn't say that she was

1173
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 3: a Drake fan. I'm just assuming Roma stopped working over

1174
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 3: there and say hi to the show. Welcome, Hello, Hello,

1175
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 3: how are you guys?

1176
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 9: I'm giving you what some of these You.

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00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: Sound like a real young grandma.

1178
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're super cool.

1179
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 9: I am.

1180
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 10: My grandson is nine now, and he is.

1181
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 9: We all listen to you, guys.

1182
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 10: Brendan school.

1183
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 8: I love that.

1184
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: Keep it in the family.

1185
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 4: What's his name was? Give him a shout out?

1186
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 3: His name is.

1187
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 9: You'll listen. And I listened to you all the time.

1188
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 3: But I've never been through so.

1189
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 9: This is awesome.

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00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 3: Hey, well, we're happy to have you on. Let's send Yes.

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00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 10: And I am forty nine and so I became a

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00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 10: grandma at forty Ok.

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00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 4: Forty nine, Bro, she's forty nine. Brook. Oh my gosh.

1194
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook yells, oh my god, you're young. Brook is leaving,

1195
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 3: and while she heads out, Rama you know how the

1196
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 3: game works. He got thirty seconds answer as many questions

1197
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,439
Speaker 3: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say past.

1198
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 3: But you do have to beat Brook out right to win.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready?

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00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 9: Yes? I am?

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00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 21: Okay.

1202
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 3: Maybe you should get out of the middle of the

1203
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 3: street before you started answering questions. Yes, all clear, Okay,

1204
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 3: here we go. Your time starts now. On this day.

1205
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 3: In nineteen fifty four, what famous Burger opened its first

1206
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 3: location in Miami. McDonald shogan means military commander in what language?

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01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 9: Russian.

1208
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 3: For the board game Monopoly, there's two card piles. One

1209
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 3: is labeled Chance. What's the other question?

1210
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 4: Community?

1211
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 9: Sorry?

1212
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 3: What US state has the highest amount of electoral votes?

1213
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 4: New York?

1214
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 3: All right, got those answers. It came in a little

1215
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 3: bit slowly, But I'm gonna blame it on the emergency

1216
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 3: that just happened. I'm gonna say that, yeah, definitely, not

1217
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 3: the new cell phone that you're talking to us on

1218
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 3: right now. And here's the thing that something that I

1219
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 3: know a little bit about Roma is the holidays. This

1220
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 3: year are gonna be a really special deal for her.

1221
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 3: She's got five kids, seven grand kids. Oh my gosh,

1222
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,919
Speaker 3: and tell us why this year you're trying to make

1223
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 3: your Christmas extra special?

1224
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 10: So last year I was diagnosed with cancer and if

1225
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 10: my life. It made me realize that life is so

1226
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 10: short that you need to make memories with your family

1227
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 10: and loved ones. And that's what the holiday spirit's about.

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01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, it.

1229
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: Makes me cry.

1230
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 3: Well, amen to making this year in this Christmas count.

1231
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a good health for you. In twenty four.

1232
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 10: Search allowing me to play with and talk with you guys.

1233
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 2: You guys are all you're so sweet, roll biz all right,

1234
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna have to beat you, but you know

1235
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 2: it's like you.

1236
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 3: It's with the Christmas spirit that Brook's gonna take you down.

1237
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 3: But let's find out. She has to answer these questions first.

1238
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 3: You're ready, Brook, Yeah, I'm ready. Your time starts now.

1239
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 3: On this day. In nineteen fifty four, what famous burger

1240
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 3: chain opened its first location in Miami. Burger King Shogun

1241
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 3: means military commander in what language Japan. For the board

1242
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 3: game Monopoly, there are two card piles. One is labeled Chance.

1243
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: What's the other monopoly.

1244
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 3: Uh pass, What US state has the highest amount of

1245
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 3: elector world votes?

1246
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 2: Hi Mount California.

1247
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 3: In astronomy, a grouping of stars is known as what constellation.

1248
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 3: All right, that's a lot of good questions in there.

1249
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you both

1250
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 3: did with Jose.

1251
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 9: Do all of us a favor and go have a

1252
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 9: heart attack, you little rat face.

1253
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 3: In the spirit of Christmas, help me help you.

1254
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 4: We love you. You got zero votes.

1255
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 1: You're winning in love though.

1256
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 3: Yay, you really are.

1257
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 4: Am and Brook you got three.

1258
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 3: Sorry about that rough goll in your first try, Roma,

1259
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 3: but make sure you come back and do it again.

1260
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 3: We're gonna go over the answers here real fast. On

1261
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 3: this day in nineteen fifty four, Burger King opened its

1262
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 3: first chain location in Miami.

1263
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: It makes sense that King's from Miami to me.

1264
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know his swagger shogan means military commander in Japanese.

1265
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 3: In the Boord Monopoly, the two card piles are the

1266
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 3: chance pile and the community chest.

1267
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 4: So we actually did not give her that.

1268
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 3: Only said community.

1269
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 5: He also only said japan did.

1270
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we didn't give Brook Japanese cause oh we didn't.

1271
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 4: We didn't say what country.

1272
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 3: Wow, we're strict on this. Got zero, so we're gonna

1273
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 3: be very strict.

1274
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1275
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 3: The US state with the heist Mount electoral votes is

1276
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 3: California with fifty five. Texas is second with thirty eight.

1277
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 3: New York and Florida are tied with third at twenty nine.

1278
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 3: And in astronomy, a grouping of stars is known as

1279
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 3: a galaxy.

1280
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 4: We did give that to you.

1281
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,440
Speaker 3: I vote boo on that. Okay, it away, then it

1282
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 3: doesn't even matter. Roman unfortunately can't give any money here,

1283
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 3: but just we're playing. You do win a fresh cut

1284
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 3: Christmas tree from Trinity Tree Farm valued up to one

1285
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. You can enjoy all the festivities this is

1286
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 3: Saqua Farm has to offer, like the holiday gift shop,

1287
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 3: free Santa photos on weekends, homemade treats, and much more.

1288
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 3: Visit Trinitytreefarm dot com for more details.

1289
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 10: So thank you guys so much letting me have a good.

1290
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: Cry this morning. I appreciated that.

1291
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 3: I'm grateful to be alive.

1292
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: So I'm grateful you.

1293
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,160
Speaker 3: We're glad you're here, Alma. Thank you so much for playing.

1294
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 3: We'll be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

1295
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1296
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And Tuesday is

1297
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 2: our favorite, most awkward day.

1298
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 14: Of the week, you know, pleasantly awkward. Yes, one of

1299
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 14: our listeners has to Convince's best friend Marta. Do you

1300
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 14: have a huge favor even though it's gonna break bro

1301
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 14: code for sure, like the biggest Bro.

1302
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 2: Code gosh, Okay, we'll find out what the big ask

1303
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 2: is tomorrow.

1304
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm brooking Jeffrey in the morning.