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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?

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Speaker 1: So let's do a fifteen minute morning show podcast. What

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Speaker 1: do you think? Yes? And we didn't. I don't think

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Speaker 1: we can do what we wanted to do. Yeah, now

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Speaker 1: we can. Like before the cameras came on and before

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Speaker 1: the audio came on, you should, but they wanted to talk.

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Speaker 1: What did you guys want to talk about? Disgusting, Scotty,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and tell him, Scotty. I just all I

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Speaker 1: said is that a friend of the dogs has a

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Speaker 1: dog that was having a little bit of a problem

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Speaker 1: with his lipstick or his red rocket or crayon or

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Speaker 1: whatever you want to call penis penis. Yes, it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: go back in, so he has to have an operation

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Speaker 1: today to get it back in. Because the vet had

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Speaker 1: the vet had to keep Um, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to how do I finishing the all go off? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we'll go back in and it just wasn't working anymore.

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Speaker 1: So now he has to have an operation so it

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Speaker 1: goes back in. That I'd love to have that phrase

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Speaker 1: before Scott. Why was this guy supposedly good at it?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say any of this. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know people are watching and listening to this, going

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And it's not really fair.

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Speaker 1: You can't bring something up to people who listen to

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Speaker 1: us or watch us and not follow through. I just

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Speaker 1: I just sexual orientation, which made him better at jerking

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Speaker 1: off a dog. That's what he said. Oh, and this

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Speaker 1: is a conversation you're gonna have when you didn't think

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Speaker 1: I was on the past here talk about how a

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Speaker 1: gay guy can masturbate a dog better than a straight

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Speaker 1: guy to a fight, because we were saying straight guys

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Speaker 1: and straight women can probably do it just as well,

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Speaker 1: So don't don't exactly. I didn't say he could do it,

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Speaker 1: mind doing it, that's all. But because a guy's gay

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean he wants to masturbate a dog. That's what

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Speaker 1: I said. What a sleep and stupid thing. By the way,

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Speaker 1: he was very confident, like when you were in here, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: he was so confident about this topic. What did he say, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: repeat it as Scott said, it's been said, But he

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Speaker 1: was very confident. He's very wishy washy now about it

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Speaker 1: during the room, but when he was like male dogs,

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Speaker 1: this is the way it's happening. I don't masturbate my dogs, Mett,

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Speaker 1: how about your female dogs? Do you diddle them? If

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Speaker 1: Brody answered my question, do you did your female dogs?

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I didn't say answer the questions

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Speaker 1: immediately one female dog. And I'm not the one who

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Speaker 1: said it. I know you said, but that's why he

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Speaker 1: has two dogs. That's what you said. No, No, I said,

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Speaker 1: Scotty said, that's why he's female. I never said that.

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Speaker 1: The edge of the question, Brody, do you diddle your

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Speaker 1: female dog or not? No? I did the male dogs,

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Speaker 1: like Scotty suggests. But you're not dumbest conversation every You're

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Speaker 1: doing this to solve a problem with the dogs. They're

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Speaker 1: not doing it for pleasure. Question. Okay, So if Max

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Speaker 1: or alive problem and the vet told you this is

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Speaker 1: what you got to do to fix it, would you

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Speaker 1: do it? I don't know. Come over and do it.

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Speaker 1: They're dogs, they need your help. I would do it.

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Speaker 1: He's an animal guy. The pride Gandhi is taking in.

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Speaker 1: This is fantastic. Before she's like, don't count me out. Well,

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Speaker 1: who's going to hold him down while you do it?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't know about like dogs. If I tried

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Speaker 1: to do even run away, you give them a glass

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Speaker 1: of wine from you don't know. Are their medical tools

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Speaker 1: for this, like specifically, yeah, your hands, tweezers or something,

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Speaker 1: tweezing tweezers, other stuff that you would pick up shallad

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Speaker 1: with no kids, no animals apply, no penus, want to

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Speaker 1: rip the skin off the doll. Do not use tongs

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Speaker 1: to masturbate your dog. There I said, I I would

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Speaker 1: use an appliance or something like salad that jerk off

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Speaker 1: your own penis. Wait, hold on a second, what the

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Speaker 1: funk are we talking about? This conversation is the worst ever, mate,

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Speaker 1: And remember, Nate, take charge, Nate. This this is gonna

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Speaker 1: be the first show we were going to translate to

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Speaker 1: the hearing impair. Get here. This is gonna I wish

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Speaker 1: I was deaf right now. Alright, Okay, So no one's

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Speaker 1: whose topic this was. Scotty was the topic. I was

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Speaker 1: just I was just discussing it in the room. This

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Speaker 1: came up with it. It would be awesome, though, to

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Speaker 1: look on their face, because when you see it, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: when you see an interpreter interpreting someone the speech, and

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Speaker 1: the speech giver starts getting excited that the interpreters like

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Speaker 1: what kind of just jerking off a dog? Like, what's that?

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Speaker 1: What kind of disgust do they have on their face?

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Speaker 1: The interesting thing I learned from the person doing sign

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Speaker 1: if I say Elvis, that the interpreter has to spell

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Speaker 1: every time you mentioned a name, they spell out each

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Speaker 1: letter of the name for the for the person. Just

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Speaker 1: google YouTube video of Cardi WAPs sign language. It's hilarious

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Speaker 1: when they do the whole thing like this, It's hysterical.

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Speaker 1: She's on the stage signing. Its fantastic. Just wears me out.

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Speaker 1: Are we at a time yet? Are we done? Not

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Speaker 1: even close? I'm never going to look at salad tongs

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Speaker 1: getting water. He's never coming back than anything. So sorry,

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Speaker 1: this begs the question. Did you ever masturbated dog? Scotty? Never,

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Speaker 1: but just peanut butter off of you, didn't you or something? No?

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Speaker 1: I never had dogs eat peanut. Yes that happened. This

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Speaker 1: is one of those episodes that I deny it. Scotty, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Nate want to bo sponsors in the middle of this.

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Speaker 1: Can't deny it. I can't hear anything. I love Scotty. Okay, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to talk about it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: safe for work. You can go anywhere from here. You know.

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Speaker 1: Poor Scotty did something one time. You know, you have

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Speaker 1: to build a hundred bridges to be a bridge builder.

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Speaker 1: You let one dog eat dog food off of you,

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Speaker 1: and you're a forever that's not going to tell you.

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Speaker 1: What did you child? I was a freaking child, but

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Speaker 1: you just star it was ten years old. Just leave

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Speaker 1: me alone. My god, Skippy, Skippy wasn't what was the

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Speaker 1: dog's name? It was? It was wet dog food? How

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Speaker 1: do you dry dog food? I don't know. Was the

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Speaker 1: dog food cold when you put it on your Balls's man? Understandably,

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Speaker 1: Sony still talking about masturbating. He goes goodbye. Well, because

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Speaker 1: we always talk about how like it's important to be

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Speaker 1: honest and be yourself, and then when somebody shares something

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Speaker 1: we never let them forget it. Ever, poor Scotty for

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Speaker 1: being honest with this group of people. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: a this is a rough crowd. We all know that

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Speaker 1: he's too honest, dog literally scary with tongs. H he's

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Speaker 1: back for more. Oh god, what else you want to

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Speaker 1: Christmas song six minutes. By the way, that is a

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Speaker 1: just now. Masturbating dogs with salad. Think of that. It

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Speaker 1: auto completes that sentence. Masturba burned the computer after you

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Speaker 1: the show. You guys go ahead. Speaking of reality? Are

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Speaker 1: we re aalized to talk about this? I just want

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Speaker 1: to see where the transution goes in. I googled it

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Speaker 1: and it says, sorry, there aren't any great matches for

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Speaker 1: your first time ever. So not not getting into best reality.

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Speaker 1: But one of the people that worked at my old

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Speaker 1: radio station, when he was let go they were cleaning

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Speaker 1: out his computer apparently had file folders full of bestiality porn.

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Speaker 1: That's awful. Discuss disgusted. That's disgusting. Yeah, that's abuse of

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Speaker 1: an animal. Yeah, well, I'm not saying I endorsed it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying that some suck from freaking sick people

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Speaker 1: work in this world. It's only abusive. But you know

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Speaker 1: the truth is, though, if you can think about it,

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Speaker 1: there's somebody that likes it. So, I mean, that's what's weird,

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Speaker 1: and that's it's it's you know. I'm glad I didn't

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Speaker 1: get that gene. I didn't get the let's watch the

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Speaker 1: animals do it gene or whatever. I don't write that,

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Speaker 1: but I'm let's play a game. What is your secret fetish?

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Speaker 1: Go secret? Secret one? Okay, and it's not okay, you

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Speaker 1: go first. I have to think about this. Yeah, let

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Speaker 1: me can tell you soone here. I know that Froggy

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Speaker 1: or Scotty would tell us their secret. Uh, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you mine. Tan lines love you love tan Lines? All right,

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Speaker 1: something as simple as that. I mean, I do. I

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Speaker 1: do love a guy with some great tattoos. Hello, yes

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Speaker 1: is good? Yeah? Yeah? But like a cute side boob right,

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Speaker 1: not like certain side where's voluntarily? I don't discriminate. If

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Speaker 1: What if the side boob is down around their waister knee?

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Speaker 1: Is that the whole side move cousin discriminate doesn't discriminate,

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Speaker 1: no discrimination. Come on, Brody, what's your secret fetish? You

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Speaker 1: the last one I don't know. Under boob is kind

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Speaker 1: the best decisions I've ever made. Scary was quiet. Daniel

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Speaker 1: You never have anything. I'm thinking like three things. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna say any of them. Pennis and two balls.

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Speaker 1: We get it, fish, but it's three things. Three okay?

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Speaker 1: Nice try Oh you know what? You want to know what? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So you know when we go to the haunted houses

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Speaker 1: and they try to scare you instead of scaring me,

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Speaker 1: I get turned on secretly. I don't know why, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Was it you that went to that at that place

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Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, the not Scare House, the escape room, whatever

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Speaker 1: to this escape room with me? No I don't think

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Speaker 1: almost went in and kissed him. Well, he was acting,

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Speaker 1: but I mean I was. I was getting turned on

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Speaker 1: by being held prisoner. Not giving you guys any ideas.

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Speaker 1: Friend blood manner, the New York City one they have

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Speaker 1: like these women that are always dressed like vampires and

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Speaker 1: like what happened really close. I'm just like, Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is probably not what's supposed to be happening. So here

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Speaker 1: we are, next one, Scary Garrett, Scottie still call it Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: I got nothing. You totally have something, no secrets. Scotty

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Speaker 1: doesn't keep anything that's been What's this? What's something fetishy

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Speaker 1: that you like? Scotty, I don't just straight up nothing fetishy.

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Speaker 1: That's a lie. He's never going to talk to us again,

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Speaker 1: you guys, Scotty, are you really mad? No? No, no, okay, Scary,

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Speaker 1: A dog's dead I don't care. The dog. Was that

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Speaker 1: the cause Elvis? You missed that part. No, it's a

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Speaker 1: different dog. But dog, it's not. It was. It was

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Speaker 1: a sad dog. He head, very sad dog. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: this is I don't like how you're talking about dogs here.

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Speaker 1: I know what I mean. He was old. Alright, I'm bored.

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