Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dad actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, are you
Speaker 1: on the run? Because I got I got a call
Speaker 1: from a number. There were five calls right in her own.
Speaker 1: I'm going, I don't know who this is. And then
Speaker 1: I go, Okay, I'm gonna pick this damn thing up,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be, you know, some kind of solicitor.
Speaker 1: So are you okay? I'm Dan where you know. I'm
Speaker 1: traveling with my two wives on our way to way
Speaker 1: Pumpkin Regatta where they hollow out two hundred two thousand
Speaker 1: pounds Pumpkins Tournament of boats and they float down some
Speaker 1: river in Cape Elizabeth, Maine. So I just pulled off
Speaker 1: Interstate four somewhere in Massachusetts to hand of the call.
Speaker 1: I left my phone at home. We're on my wife's
Speaker 1: phone right now, okay, because I didn't recognize the number,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, who's calling me? Five times in a row?
Speaker 1: And then that was Marybeth not me because I was
Speaker 1: driving still. Um. The other thing is it would have
Speaker 1: been a really fun phone call if Matthew Stafford hadn't
Speaker 1: thrown that pick six. But he did, Larry, unbelievable, but
Speaker 1: he did, Larry, Yeah, I know he did. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you still want seven units last week? I know, but
Speaker 1: it would have been. It would have been. It would
Speaker 1: have been a monster weekend. Okay, but it wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't. We're good with it. Actually I want more
Speaker 1: money two weeks ago when I didn't win a thing
Speaker 1: that I won this week for Mary Beth four woman? Jay,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Everybody's great? We wait, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't have time this week. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was really busy. I guess, um to go over. How
Speaker 1: you guys did? Uh? Dylan won four units, he's up
Speaker 1: plus seventeen. You won seven units your minus? Uh? Shay
Speaker 1: won one unit, he's minus one unit on this season. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It's the comeback start and I love it. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: starts here. You know all the boys in the black
Speaker 1: last week. Yeah, while you're on the run going to
Speaker 1: Maine and using somebody's burner phone, here are you sure
Speaker 1: you're not on mushrooms something. Now, Larry doesn't do mushrooms.
Speaker 1: He's just getting regatta. Yeah, Larry does Budweiser. Uh recapping,
Speaker 1: how is the big dog parlay there, Dylan? Um, so
Speaker 1: I actually skipped it last week and then uh, rightfully
Speaker 1: so I did to NFL underdogs and they both lost
Speaker 1: Saints in Commanders and Shay, you did all right in
Speaker 1: the NFL, which is a rarity you're using. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: really good in college football. I've been really bad weekend
Speaker 1: and um, all right, So Dylan, let me see if
Speaker 1: anything you want to recap of your college football picks
Speaker 1: there actually is. In particular, you didn't believe in Kansas,
Speaker 1: did you? I didn't, And that game was terrible. That
Speaker 1: was bullshit. That game was bullshit. Three miss field goals
Speaker 1: all thirty seven yard Yeah, that game was bullshit. Kansas
Speaker 1: is a fraud. Yeah, they're still frauds. And I would
Speaker 1: take that bet again too every day. But Dan, the
Speaker 1: highlight was late ad last week. I took Illinois plus
Speaker 1: seven after my cohorts here, well really, after Larry said
Speaker 1: he is on it. It's like I gotta give this
Speaker 1: a try. Yeah, you faded Larry and and then they
Speaker 1: one out right. Yeah, they dominated. It was the exact
Speaker 1: opposite of what I said was gonna happen. Larry perfect, Yeah,
Speaker 1: wisconstantly would show up for that game. That was ugly. Um,
Speaker 1: Larry didn't do much college football wise, he only had
Speaker 1: a couple of them. So you you split on that one, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you went one and one, Shay, anything to recap from
Speaker 1: your college football, Yeah, I will say Kansas is completely fraudulent.
Speaker 1: Will be then the rest of the freaking year. I
Speaker 1: don't trust anything they do at all. That quarterbacks not
Speaker 1: as good as everybody said, and their defense the ship.
Speaker 1: That's it. It was bull shit. I lost that game, whiskey,
Speaker 1: I'll take I'll take that loss. That was the worst
Speaker 1: read I've had in the game all freaking year. I'll
Speaker 1: take it. And it was my heavy bet. That was brutal.
Speaker 1: That was the mortgage bet, Danny. I'm getting into foreclosure here.
Speaker 1: We got problems. You had two units on Wisconsin. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see, you lost I with State Kansas Baylor in Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: State got a bad read there too. Yeah, well shame
Speaker 1: if it makes you any better. I rolled all my
Speaker 1: winnings into Pitt minus twenty one and a half and
Speaker 1: they lost out right to Georgia Tech, who I was
Speaker 1: pretty convinced was a mess. Apparently they're not all right.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Dylan will start with you, since you're
Speaker 1: leading the way. You're the best gambler that we have
Speaker 1: on this show, which doesn't say a whole lot doesn't
Speaker 1: say all right, So college football, here's Dylan's bets for
Speaker 1: week five. Alrighty, we got the red River showed on
Speaker 1: this weekend. No longer shootout right out down more guns
Speaker 1: between those two states and anywhere else Union. You can't
Speaker 1: call it a shoot you can't. I'm not allowed to. UM.
Speaker 1: Gotta take the over in this. So sixty five and
Speaker 1: a half gone with the over. UM, Kent State minus
Speaker 1: five and a half versus Miami. This is honestly just
Speaker 1: a vengeance pick after Kent State almost kind of beat
Speaker 1: Georgia when I had Georgia minus forty and Miami, Ohio
Speaker 1: is terrible. Um, and then this one, Dan, this is
Speaker 1: my big band I'm going four units on this. No wait,
Speaker 1: you called a red Bandanna game. Yeah, so they will.
Speaker 1: I'll preface it with the red bandana game, as the
Speaker 1: BC does it every year for the guy who died
Speaker 1: nine eleven saving people. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: great documentary, yeah American Yeah yeah yeah I got I
Speaker 1: got a book that had the bandanna wrapped around it
Speaker 1: with with his life. Yeah. It's a insane story. Um
Speaker 1: and actually fun story about that too. Last year, me
Speaker 1: Ray our producer and Mario the Office Never Dull each
Speaker 1: threw two legs into a six leg parlay. Five of
Speaker 1: the six hit. Ray didn't realize it was the red
Speaker 1: Bandanna game and took Virginia Tech over b C and
Speaker 1: we lost, and that's the last time that's ever happening.
Speaker 1: It was a really tough game. I think Virginia Tech
Speaker 1: through for seventy six yards and in that total game
Speaker 1: and they lost obviously. Um So I'm taking BC plus
Speaker 1: twenty against a Clemson team that I don't really like
Speaker 1: that much. And honestly, it would straight up be like
Speaker 1: disrespectful for Clemson to cover the spread American really like
Speaker 1: an active terrorism spread anything else. Um, I'm going A
Speaker 1: and M plus twenty four against Bama. Everyone's heavy Alabama.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of points and I know that there's
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a beefy game. I think giving
Speaker 1: all the stuff that happened in preseason with Jimbo and
Speaker 1: Nick Saban, you mean like having a beef with Okay, beefy.
Speaker 1: If you not heard that expression before, beefy, that's weird.
Speaker 1: But yeah, dated beefy. But yeah, okay, uh yeah, that
Speaker 1: sounds pretty good. Yeah, okay, uh shay. College Football Picks
Speaker 1: Week five. So you screwed me on tc U. I
Speaker 1: got a minus seven and seven a half. I'm still
Speaker 1: I'm still taking it. I think Kansas is fraudulent as hell,
Speaker 1: and I think TCU might be a little overvalued after
Speaker 1: the Ou Drummond, You're you're all in on Max Dugan.
Speaker 1: I'm all in on Kansas being full of ship. That's
Speaker 1: I'm all in alright. Ball State plus seven and a
Speaker 1: half at CMU. I'm a big fan of Paddock, the
Speaker 1: quarterback at ball State. He's gonna sling it around. I
Speaker 1: don't care how bad their defense is, Okay, terrible defense,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever. I got the b y U Cougars
Speaker 1: Sugars plus three and a half a Notre Dame. I
Speaker 1: don't trust that. That's in Vegas. Cool? Great, those are
Speaker 1: not two Vegas teams. That's a fair point. They shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: The Cougars should not be. But you'll remember that show
Speaker 1: Big Love. Yeah, yeah, that dude owned cause you know,
Speaker 1: multiple wives. You figured it out and bad Larry's got
Speaker 1: two of him on his road trip to Maine, his
Speaker 1: boogie road trip. A pumpkin ragotta pumpkin so soft. And
Speaker 1: then I got the fifth. Gerald's plus ten against Whiskey.
Speaker 1: This is definitely so. That's Northwestern plus ten versus Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: This is an emotional bet. Uh. You know, Fitz, he
Speaker 1: is pretty good when it's a fat spread. But I
Speaker 1: hate Wisconsin more than I've hated anything besides the I
Speaker 1: R s Danny, I can't because they laid the eggs
Speaker 1: is twice. I've been on Wisconsin, and twice they've lost
Speaker 1: outright to seventeen and a half point favorite, seven and
Speaker 1: a half point favorite. They lost outright. Martz is a bum.
Speaker 1: He can't throw the ball more than seven yards without
Speaker 1: throwing the pick. I'm over it, Danny. I'm offended, all right.
Speaker 1: Anything else? Yeah, I got a heavy mortgage bet here
Speaker 1: U t s a to fighting trailers land six and
Speaker 1: a half against Western Kentucky. That's all I care about Danny,
Speaker 1: is the only game that matters this weekend. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's their official nickname. Is it the Fighting Trailers? Yeah?
Speaker 1: East Texas, Baby Beast Texas. Let's get weird. Okay, bad Larry,
Speaker 1: you're up? Okay, Oregon State lay in the seven against Stanford. Okay,
Speaker 1: Stanford hasn't covered the spread in eleven consecutive games. I'm
Speaker 1: taking Stanford. Okay, So wait, did you suck? So, Dylan,
Speaker 1: You're taking Stanford. I'm gonna add Stanford plus seven just
Speaker 1: because Larry. That's so, that's a part of it. But
Speaker 1: they haven't covered the spread and eleven straight games. I
Speaker 1: mean they have to say they have to take a
Speaker 1: game of black jacks in Okay, alright, what else you have?
Speaker 1: Bad Larry? Tennessee um given the three to l s U. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think l s U sucks too. And then I
Speaker 1: got my JMU. Every week minus eleven against j m
Speaker 1: U has helped you. They gave you two of your
Speaker 1: wins so far this year. One of those is for me, Danny.
Speaker 1: So oh, that's that was an assist. That's right. You're
Speaker 1: right back to the NFL deal in Europe, since you
Speaker 1: are the best gambler in the building than um. So
Speaker 1: I wasn't initially gonna take the game tonight because it sucks,
Speaker 1: but I figured I had to, um, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do a little parlay tonight. Colts plus three and a
Speaker 1: half and over two yikes, Yeah, those are and I
Speaker 1: think publics on the opposite of the side, So it's
Speaker 1: a it's an experiment, okay. Um. And then after that,
Speaker 1: Dolphins minus three against the Jets Teddy Bridgewater scrap spread
Speaker 1: covering machine. And I still just don't the Jets are
Speaker 1: the Jets. Um. Texans plus seven against the Jags. The Jaguars,
Speaker 1: although I do need them to make the playoffs, they're
Speaker 1: still the Jaguars and they cannot beat the Texans. Bears
Speaker 1: plus seven against the Vikings divisional game. I'll take the touchdown.
Speaker 1: And I just hate the Vikings. I don't know why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the Bears off, they're so bad. We're so bad.
Speaker 1: So what they're averaging like under a hundred passing yards
Speaker 1: a game. Something else feels was asking what do you
Speaker 1: mean with your problem? Yeah, problems. You're not throwing you
Speaker 1: can't break a hunter. That's a problem. Um. The Rams
Speaker 1: minus four and a half against the Cowboys. Sorry, Shay,
Speaker 1: but again I'm bett against the Cowboys until that. You're
Speaker 1: betting against Cooper Rush is what you're betting against COOPERSTA
Speaker 1: big mistake and out the freight train. Brother, it's coming too,
Speaker 1: standing on the tracks, run over. What else you got? Giants?
Speaker 1: Packers under forty one? Obviously have to put the Giants
Speaker 1: under every week. It's three oh and one so far. Okay,
Speaker 1: so sort of undefeated. Okay, Um, well that is undefeated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not sort of a tie. Push but that's not
Speaker 1: a loss. No, it's not a loss. Um. And then
Speaker 1: I've got to hail Mary. You've got moneylines. I've got
Speaker 1: my money, you've got oh yeah, still are his money
Speaker 1: line against the Bills plus six fifties six fifty four
Speaker 1: point dogs? Um? I don't know for starting, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like it. Um, the Steelers has a big underdogs I
Speaker 1: feel like always. I mean, I think they'll probably cover
Speaker 1: the spread, they probably won't win, but for that value,
Speaker 1: I just had to do it. You got another money line,
Speaker 1: I got one more. Falcon's money line against the Bucks
Speaker 1: plus three thirty. Tom Brady's Life's kind of in shambles,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to exploit that necessarily. But but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no, it's not the cheek implant. I'm convinced
Speaker 1: you've got cheecken plants. Convinced I would buy that, like
Speaker 1: regular cheeks or we got like not Brazilian he got. No,
Speaker 1: his cheeks went up two to three inches on his face.
Speaker 1: Something's going. I think he got hair pugs too. Oh,
Speaker 1: he got hairplugs years ago. Ain't got fifty teeth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a weirdo, man, I think we're kicking him all.
Speaker 1: He's he's down. Yeah, I don't know, it's anything down.
Speaker 1: If you're Tom Brady and single, though, are you not
Speaker 1: give me a break? Sure, Gizel is a twin sister
Speaker 1: or something like that. Uh, Gizelle does have a sister, No,
Speaker 1: I think so, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: really give me the beefy. Yeah alright. So Falcons versus
Speaker 1: the Buccaneers plus three thirty money long Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: their plus nine against the spread, which I also like.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna roll with the money. Okay, So you're
Speaker 1: basing this off marital issues. I'm basing off marital issues.
Speaker 1: I don't really the Bucks d is still good, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. They just haven't impressed me this year,
Speaker 1: right Shay NFL picks fade these away charges minus two
Speaker 1: and a half against the fighting Brisetts. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't believe in Jacoby at all Um Titans laying the
Speaker 1: two and a half against Carson Wentz, the worst ginger
Speaker 1: I've ever seen on the football field, minus Jason Garrett
Speaker 1: h Cardinals plus five and a half against the Giggles.
Speaker 1: I still I still don't belie leave in the Eagles.
Speaker 1: I mean, as far as their undefeated record goes, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I ain't sold, and I don't think they're laying five
Speaker 1: and a half covering that on the road. Do you
Speaker 1: know what they're over under is right now? The Eagles?
Speaker 1: I mean for their win loss Yeah, no, what is it?
Speaker 1: And a half? Draftings? Yeah, they just updated that today,
Speaker 1: thirteen and a half. The Bills are at thirteen right right.
Speaker 1: The Eagels have the highest wind total right now, right
Speaker 1: for the season. That's insane. Yeah, that's they don't care
Speaker 1: that they're fouring out. They're undefeated. Yeah, but like the
Speaker 1: teams they played Commanders Kirk Is on Monday Night, Kirk
Speaker 1: on Monday night, which I could be. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so you guys are taking the under on thirteen and
Speaker 1: a half. Bad Larry, or is that it for you? Shaw? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, bad Larry NFL. I guess they got my
Speaker 1: picks again, are you? Why would say copy off your paper?
Speaker 1: He he, I know he understands some stuff you got
Speaker 1: saying Dylan's got that nine point money line. Bet he's
Speaker 1: only getting three thirty on. I just don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Just jumping all over the place. That's a good sign.
Speaker 1: I'm on the side of eight four. I got trucks
Speaker 1: running by me. Okay, just go there, we can chat.
Speaker 1: I got the Chargers minus a two and a half
Speaker 1: against the Browns. Is that one unit or two units?
Speaker 1: College games are all one unit? The pro games are
Speaker 1: all two years. Chargers minus two and a half against
Speaker 1: the Browns, San Francisco minus six against carl six and
Speaker 1: a half. Of course, Um, the Cardinals, Cardinals plus five
Speaker 1: against the Eagles, you get five and a half. You
Speaker 1: a little winer. I already heard the game K five
Speaker 1: and a half, so I was taking five and a
Speaker 1: half and I got um, I can't see this. Oh
Speaker 1: the over on the Raider Raiders Chiefs over fifty and
Speaker 1: a half. It's fifty one. Oh no, that's Raiders Chiefs
Speaker 1: over fifty one. Yeah, let me just redoing. I got
Speaker 1: them right, charge and a half. San Francisco mine is
Speaker 1: six and a half and a half. Yea, Cardinals five
Speaker 1: and a half and the Raiders over fifty one. San
Speaker 1: Francisco's at Carolina right, Yes, all right, Um, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something here too. I think that's the
Speaker 1: San Francisco defense. Impressed me a little bit the other night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it, Okay, Yes, I haven't. I'm doing an experiment.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna um Harlay Brown's plus two and a half
Speaker 1: and Eagles minus five and a half, even though I
Speaker 1: just ship on the Eagles, Son of a bitch, I'm
Speaker 1: doing math. Wait, why do you have a problem with
Speaker 1: what Dylan just did. He's fading me on one of them.
Speaker 1: That's for damn sure. Well those are both games that
Speaker 1: Larry and Shay are in agreement on. Just take them all.
Speaker 1: Number figure this out, Larry say, he'll be he'll be
Speaker 1: underwater by three weeks. I got a nice I got
Speaker 1: a little cushion, though, I know you do have a
Speaker 1: little cushion. You're you're not a good runner. I'm not
Speaker 1: again on a four team parlay, damn Dave twelve to one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: magical math, we got here. Blame the machines. Don't blame me,
Speaker 1: now we do. We do have futures bats here to
Speaker 1: update people on. Uh. Let's see, Larry Um. These are
Speaker 1: all three unit bets. You had the Bucks over under,
Speaker 1: you have them under eleven and a half, Dallas under ten.
Speaker 1: It's still good with both of them, Bills over eleven
Speaker 1: and a half. If he sucks there, I'm not worth
Speaker 1: over eight and a half. Yeah, I agree, one dice
Speaker 1: go ahead, Colds over ten. That one's even worse that
Speaker 1: that's not even that's now seven and a half according
Speaker 1: to draft kings. I want to add one of my futures.
Speaker 1: I want the under on the Eagles right now thirteen
Speaker 1: and a half four units and might actually four units
Speaker 1: four but I might ride that. How do you not
Speaker 1: put that in for me? Too? Right? And I'll do
Speaker 1: four units as well? Not right? Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: that's I don't really think we should allow that game.
Speaker 1: Oh here we go? Are you kidding me? Going back
Speaker 1: to the pumpkin Regatta. Those start at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the year. These are updated. You can know it's updated,
Speaker 1: you can. Oh, yeah, I want I want four units
Speaker 1: on that under all all right, we'll damn the whole
Speaker 1: team's on. All right, check over freaking games? All right?
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, Dylan, you've got futures. We've gotta update here. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: so I had Lamar Jackson over three thousand, five hundred
Speaker 1: fifty and a half passing yards to start the season. Yikes,
Speaker 1: that probably isn't gonna happen, right, um, Jets fewest regular
Speaker 1: season wins as plus five when I bet it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's some appreciating teams this year. They can
Speaker 1: give them a run for their money. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if they're gonna have the
Speaker 1: fewest wins. Yeah, Jackson make the playoffs. That's plus four
Speaker 1: fifty that when I bet announced plus one ten. They're
Speaker 1: currently the favorites to win the division. I did not
Speaker 1: foresee that. Yes, Uh, you had the Ravens over nine
Speaker 1: and a half regular season wins, yeah, minus one seventy.
Speaker 1: The over under is now ten and a half for them,
Speaker 1: So you're okay. Trying in the right direction there. They've
Speaker 1: lost some brutal they have, Yes, they have. But we
Speaker 1: don't make excuses on here. Not only only Larry, just
Speaker 1: educated observations. Yeah, only the pumpkin regatta. You got anything else?
Speaker 1: Bad Larry to tell us, No, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: have my futures in front of me. I left them
Speaker 1: on the table with my phone. So I got no,
Speaker 1: I got your my wife helling at me now, but
Speaker 1: all I have a back with my phone, Mary bath phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got half. I got half, right, I have your
Speaker 1: futures here. I don't need your phone. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't see him to see if I
Speaker 1: want to update any of them. Okay, all right, say
Speaker 1: you got anything else that we need to know? Nothing? Cool.
Speaker 1: By the way, Jay has his own podcast at Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving wherever you get your podcast. And still searching
Speaker 1: for the Degenerate of the Year. Got a new nominee,
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin the largest land words world War. Ye just
Speaker 1: got a round to putin for degen of the Year. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he got nominated. We put him up there. Wait, so
Speaker 1: far got in there before putin bar there's a nomination
Speaker 1: process here. Danny Vladimir Putin got nominated last week, and
Speaker 1: we couldn't deny the fact that he started the largest
Speaker 1: land ward since World War Two, and that means something
Speaker 1: in this day and age. Okay, Djen of the Year,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. They're impressive numbers. Yeah, he's doing well, Yes
Speaker 1: he is. All right, Larry Safe travels to your pumpkin
Speaker 1: regatta in Maine. Thank you? Is putting an under talk
Speaker 1: to Brett Farve. I want to he's a favorite, Ry,
Speaker 1: he's a favorite. Yeah. I think he's laying about five.
Speaker 1: Larry would bet him as an underdog. I know he
Speaker 1: would say, oh I thought he was an underdog. Yeah, Larry,
Speaker 1: whichever one of those guys you want, I'll take the otherwise,
Speaker 1: what's some shake and six something for? You know? It's
Speaker 1: all voting, Layer, We do voting, and people vote on
Speaker 1: who the DJ and the Year is. We've got a
Speaker 1: couple up there now, but but everyone's got a price too. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: Safe travels to the pumpkin regatta, and uh, good luck
Speaker 1: to your wife. Okay, good luck, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. You got it. We're all rooting against
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, all right, we'll talk to you everybody
Speaker 1: next week. Here on, Dan Patrick takes again Bo