1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Then jubil Show on demand. Hi everybody, Hello, I'm Johnny 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: pocket Rocket and welcome to another exciting edition of Stupid 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: Internet Questions. It's the most exciting game show the world 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: has ever seen. It's Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: you the question that everybody's talking about on the dot 6 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: com today. What is today's stupid Internet question? You're about 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 1: to find out because guess what. I'm Johnny pocket Rocket 8 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 1: and this is Stupid Internet Questions. If you want to participate, 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: you can call us at eight eight eight three four 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,239 Speaker 1: three one oh six one. You can also text in 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: your answer at four one oh six one. But now 12 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: it's time. What is today's stupid Internet question? It's this, 13 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 1: If you could eliminate one object from existence, what would 14 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 1: it be? And why? What is an object that you 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: would eliminate from existence? A lot of options to choose 16 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: from there. Call us eight eight eight three four three 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: one oh six one, text in four one six one. 18 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: Bin it. Well. At first, I was gonna say grocery 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: store sushi because it's disgusting. It was like, let me 20 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: give this some thought, and I'm like, let's eliminate plastic 21 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: because like I feel like it leads to like cancer 22 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: and pollution, all of that disgusting stuff. And like, I 23 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: always really get really sad when I see like the 24 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: turtles caught in like a six pack ring of Budweisers 25 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: in the ocean, so like rings or the straws in 26 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: their nose, turtles get straws in their nose. I saw 27 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: the headline for that one time, and I was like, man, 28 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: I know turtles were doing so much cocaine, but I 29 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: was like, oh god, it's getting in the ocean and 30 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: it's getting in their nose. It's much fun. So like, 31 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: let's do the world a favor, get rid of it. 32 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: I was not on board with you for the grocery 33 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: store sushi anyway, because I think grocery stores sushi is delicious, allusting. 34 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: Pretty sure sushi is hot dog, So I know if 35 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: you're working about they put a hot dog in rice 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: and pretend I can't get sushi, call us up right now. 37 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: It's stupid. Internet questions eight to eight three four three 38 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: one oh six one text in four one oh six one. 39 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: What is an object that you would eliminate from existence? 40 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: Chad bicycles bycle Bicycles. Yeah, and you know kind of 41 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: do feel like I should feel bad about it because like, 42 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: there are plenty of bicyclers they stay in their little 43 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 1: bike lane right away and Mary Wayne Park, but there's 44 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: a large number that ruin it for the bunch. You 45 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,839 Speaker 1: know there is there that's true. Thank you for calling 46 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 1: eight at eight three one six one. Text in four 47 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: one oh six one. What is something that you would 48 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: eliminate from existence? He said, bicycles because some people are 49 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 1: cool about being in the bike lane. Some people go, 50 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: I'm on a bike, so the whole entire road is mine. 51 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: You got a bike lane, it's a bike lane. We 52 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: got a car lane because we got cars, and then 53 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: the sidewalk that's where we walk. Like I have ridden 54 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 1: a bike before, I like riding a street bike like that. 55 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: I don't anymore. But the people that I had to 56 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: be around when I was cycling a lot, it was frustrating, honestly, 57 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: because I would be riding with people and I would 58 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: ride in the little bike lane because bike lane yea 59 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: and they would be like what are you doing? And 60 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in the bike lane because it's a 61 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: bike lane, and they'd be like, no, no, no no, you 62 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,119 Speaker 1: need to get more on the white line closer to 63 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: the lane where the cars are, and I'm like, that's 64 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 1: the car lane, and I'm on a bike and car 65 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 1: beats bike every time I'm staying in the bike lane. 66 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: Bibike didn't come with like a sense of entitlement, you know, 67 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: that's what these people have when they're in the streets. 68 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: So if you're on the road now, you could do 69 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: us a favor eliminate someone. I'd like that answer that 70 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: stupid internet questions, what is an object that you would 71 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: eliminate from existence? I would eliminate debt. Oh, for everybody 72 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: that you know, I'm I'm always about eliminating student loan debt. 73 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: We got a little bit, but you know we still 74 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: gonna have plenty of rim to go. What if somebody 75 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: doesn't have debt, then what do they get? Then they 76 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: get a life of free no debt, And then that's 77 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: not cool because then we could have just like bought 78 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff for free. Okay, we're not doing it. 79 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't want to eliminate debt 80 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: right because I would still love to get loans, but 81 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: I would eliminate bakes on payments and then bill collectors. 82 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: Let's eliminate ENTR right, just let us borrow money for free? Yeah? 83 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: Why short enough a little bit exactly what we should do. 84 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: Call us up right now eight at eight three four 85 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: three one to six one. Text in four one to 86 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: six one. It's stupid internet questions, and we're asking you 87 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: the question today that everybody's talking about on the dot com. 88 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: What's an object that you would eliminate from existence? Kaylani, Hey, 89 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: my thing was debt and I just heard you say it, 90 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: and I was going to change it to interest and 91 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: I heard you say that too, and I'm like, okay, 92 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 1: well I agree with you. Then great minds. Think we're 93 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: also getting some text in about things that people would 94 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: eliminate if they could. One person said meth and heroin 95 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: they would get rid of. Someone else said they would 96 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: eliminate cheating. That's a good one. Social media, they would 97 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: eliminate all social media. I don't know about that. I 98 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 1: like that people would be more social if there was 99 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: less social media. Yeah, oh, this is a good one. 100 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: Someone said they would eliminate man buns. No, I thought 101 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: you talked about those buds, not the buns on your 102 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: not the bottom bund, the hair bun. Someone also said 103 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: they'd get rid of the she Wei and I had 104 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,359 Speaker 1: to google what a show in the Urnal? It's one 105 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: of the email urinating it's so you can go into Jurnal. 106 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: Why I get rid of that, I don't know. It 107 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: seems like it's quite convenient if you came up with. Dude, 108 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,159 Speaker 1: I would want to use one of those for when 109 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: we're on long drives, if I could just attach something 110 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,160 Speaker 1: that like that. This is going to be one of 111 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: those random Amazon purchases. And seriously, my name is Johnny 112 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: Pokin Rocket And that was Stupid Internet Questions. Join us 113 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 1: at the same time tomorrow when we play Stupid Internet Questions, 114 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: and maybe you can be a contestant next time we 115 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: play Stupid Internet Questions. The Jubil Show on demand, it's 116 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: another Jubil phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. However, are 117 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: you calling about my flight? Joy Lando? Yes, I am. 118 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: Apparently you lodged a complaint that the passenger next to 119 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:01,479 Speaker 1: you seemed very sick and have the sniffles and you uncomfortable. Yeah, 120 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: so are you guys going to give me extra miles 121 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: because it was really just super annoying and growth well, 122 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: that unfortunately can't be taken care of by me that 123 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 1: goes to our complaint department. I'm calling from Airlines Damage 124 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 1: Control department, and my first question is how are you feeling. 125 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 1: I'm feeling okay. Why will that person really sick or something. Well, 126 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: we just sort of call up in times like this 127 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: and just check some things out, just to make sure 128 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: that they feel okay after flying next to somebody who 129 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,919 Speaker 1: could potentially have a very weird tropical disease that they 130 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 1: picked up from Brazil. Oh my god, Oh, I said, 131 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 1: It's just a normal check in that we do when 132 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: someone ends up seated next to somebody that we know 133 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,599 Speaker 1: is either sick with a cold or something else, or 134 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: you know, perhaps went to a remote village in the 135 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: mountains of Brazil and picked up a very communicable, rare 136 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: disease something like that. You know, Wait, wait a second, like, wait, 137 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: what was the last part that you just said? Which 138 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: part are you're talking about? The part where you might 139 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,479 Speaker 1: have sat next to someone who worked in the remote 140 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: villages and the mountains of Brazil and might have picked 141 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 1: up a rare, contagious disease. That part are you saying 142 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 1: that the person I was sitting next to had a 143 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: rare disease from some remote village. Like what are you 144 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: saying right now? Yeah, okay, I don't really know how 145 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: to sugarcoat that to be better. Yes, that's why I'm 146 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: calling checking on a few things with you. And chances 147 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: are it's probably fine. But your skin has it started 148 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: to turn purple at all? In any way? Does have 149 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: a purple hue? What the hell now? No purple hue? 150 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: That's great? Is there any oozing anywhere, especially behind kneecaps? 151 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: Behind the kneecaps, have you started to ooze at all? 152 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: What are you talking about right now? Well, I'll just 153 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,160 Speaker 1: be honest with you. The customer that you sat next to, 154 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: they had something called boying go fever. What It's a 155 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 1: very rare, very contagious disease that you can get from 156 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 1: the remote mountains in Brazil. It's the only place that 157 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: you can get it. And apparently they were a researcher 158 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: and that's why their nose was so sniffly on the plane. 159 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: So we're just doing a little cheeky check in to 160 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: make sure you don't have bungle fever. Two. Wait a second, 161 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: So so you're saying that like I could starting, yes, 162 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: and like I said. The using is totally fine. That's 163 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: what it's supposed to do. It shouldn't be an issue 164 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: for you. But I would wear some moisture absorbent pants 165 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: or get something spatting to put back there or something, 166 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: because it can be quite a bit. Why do you mean? Like? Okay, 167 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 1: So what do I should I go to the doctor? Like? 168 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: Do I need to contact the people that I've been around? What? Hello? Hello? Yes? 169 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 1: What were we saying Marissa? Hello? Can you hear me by? 170 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: What it happened? Why do I hear like a goat 171 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 1: or something? I don't understand what it's going on? Oh 172 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 1: you mean? What is own out? Like? What do you mean? 173 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,440 Speaker 1: I'm freaking out right now that you told me that 174 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,680 Speaker 1: I might turn purple? Start? Are you saying you hear 175 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 1: a goat sound? Yeah? Do you not hear a goat? 176 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: I do not hear a goat sound at all? What? Okay? 177 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,440 Speaker 1: You don't hear that? No? I don't hear any goat sounds. 178 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 1: And unfortunately that's not good news that you're hearing a 179 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: goat right now. That's one of the symptoms of bingle fever. 180 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:30,440 Speaker 1: But I can't even talk to you because well, then 181 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: I should say, okay, well, then I should let you 182 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 1: know that this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing 183 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your brother. Quentin set 184 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 1: you up God so that you complained about a sick 185 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,439 Speaker 1: passenger on a flight and sitting next to you recently, 186 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,959 Speaker 1: and he wanted to mess with you. Oh my god, 187 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're going to pay you for this. 188 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: This is in saying I was like freaking out and 189 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,199 Speaker 1: thought like I was gonna die. But I should have 190 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: known this was a freaking joke when you said it 191 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:13,720 Speaker 1: was like Bindo fever or something. You never know. Bat'll 192 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 1: teach you to complain about airlines so much. The Jebel 193 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 1: Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The 194 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 195 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,640 Speaker 1: For Wednesday, septem rate twenty twenty two, I'm Jebil Fresh 196 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: and one fast food chain is doing something it hasn't 197 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,840 Speaker 1: done in thirty years. Is it making a burger out 198 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: of actual meat. I'll tell you what the restaurant is 199 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,719 Speaker 1: and what they're doing after we meet the idiots. I'm 200 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and a man was caught on camera walking 201 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:46,720 Speaker 1: in to a Las Vegas Magic show, and you will 202 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: never guess what he stole and then did next. I 203 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: have what he did coming up in my story. I'm 204 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: Christian graysnow. And if you're someone who's always looking for 205 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 1: someone else to have a drink with, I think I 206 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 1: have found your someone coming up on that in my story. 207 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: That's coming up in my story right. More on those 208 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: in just a second before you first started the day 209 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,959 Speaker 1: in the I N the Eidant News Networks, the report 210 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 1: the news. One fast food chain is doing something it 211 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:11,719 Speaker 1: hasn't done in thirty years sanitize their kitchen. No, probably not. 212 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 1: But McDonald's is bringing back the cheese Danish. Oh they 213 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,680 Speaker 1: had those. I didn't either, well, because they got rid 214 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 1: of them thirty years ago. You're bringing them back. The 215 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 1: only one that I've ever tried was Starbucks And this 216 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,920 Speaker 1: is pretty good. Yes, I like cheese Danish. Is love 217 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: es dah me too. We're gonna take a break and 218 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: go get one. Yeah, we'll be back in about fifteen 219 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,840 Speaker 1: minutes with the I n N because we're all going 220 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: to get Danishes. Are you excited about McDonald's bring a back? 221 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 1: Text in four one of six one. I did hear 222 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 1: that if a restaurant. Now they're talking about McDonald's whatever 223 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,440 Speaker 1: sanitation and all that. If the bathroom is dirty, then 224 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: the kitchen is turted. Oh, I believe it. Especially McDonald's, 225 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 1: it'll be all graffiti on the walls and like sell 226 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 1: and so was here for a good time. I would 227 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:59,439 Speaker 1: get happatitis for a cheese day. This is the I 228 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:03,840 Speaker 1: N Idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news. 229 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,960 Speaker 1: For our next story, let's send it to Alex Fresh, 230 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 1: who was on location. I'm in Las Vegas at a 231 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: magic show where this guy walked in, walked in the 232 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,120 Speaker 1: back where the dressing rooms are and everything, and they 233 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,079 Speaker 1: just like walked past people, just like acting like he 234 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: in the place, and he stole a magician's costume. Then 235 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: he left and came back and then started to do 236 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: his thing on the couch. Yeah, like a little magic 237 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,200 Speaker 1: trick by himself with a magic stick and yeah. Wow. 238 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 1: So I just have a question, why did he have 239 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,560 Speaker 1: to steal the costume? Why couldn't he have just done 240 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:39,840 Speaker 1: his thing? Have you ever done that in a magician's costume? 241 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,120 Speaker 1: That sounds pretty amazing, because like think of the hand 242 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: flaer you could do at the end when you're done, 243 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:50,680 Speaker 1: just get up and just be like some kind of pyrotechnics. 244 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,040 Speaker 1: Maybe he shot putting the outfit on would make it magic, 245 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: doesn't something good? He stole the outfit and then went 246 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: back with it on it came back. I'm like shameless. 247 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 1: People are looking for him. Of course he made himself disappear. Yes, 248 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: he was probably there for the weekend. Now he's like 249 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: down the street. You know what probably happened when he 250 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: was down with everything, Just a little bit of a 251 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 1: tissue came out, like a like a handkerchief came out, 252 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:14,079 Speaker 1: and then he just kept pulling it and it was 253 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:20,959 Speaker 1: just like an endless handkerchiefs bashery Bull a rabbit out 254 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:25,760 Speaker 1: of my eye. This is the idiot news network, where 255 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 1: idiots are just the news. Next story, let's send it 256 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,640 Speaker 1: to Christian Gray. Snow was on location. I'm on location 257 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: in Mexico City where a group of marathon runners got 258 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,280 Speaker 1: more than they bargained for during a recent race. According 259 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,200 Speaker 1: to Running Magazine, there's like a water station set up, 260 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 1: you know, along the marathon, and there was a drunk 261 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 1: man leaving the bars around six am when they were 262 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,120 Speaker 1: setting everything up, and he was like, you know, what, 263 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be the only one drunk out here. 264 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: He went and spiked all the water cups with um. Yeah, 265 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: so the report said he clearly aimed to get them drunk. However, 266 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 1: the volunteers that the race did catch it before anybody. 267 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,880 Speaker 1: I hadn't even added if we're trying to have a 268 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 1: good time. And also, what a better way to run 269 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: a marathon those things hurting and have drink a little bit. 270 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,560 Speaker 1: It's a little less pay. Yeah, I'm confused though, why Brown? 271 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: Why not vodcast? Unfortunately, this is idiots in the news, 272 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 1: not smart people. Thank you very much. This is the 273 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 1: i N the Adian News Network where adiots aren't just 274 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. June in tomorrow, 275 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 1: same time for another hard hitting report from the i 276 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: n N. Remember you can follow the show on social 277 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,400 Speaker 1: media at the Jewel Show follow us all individually. I'm 278 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dres, I'm at Christian Grace, Now, 279 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 1: I'm at Bennett Knows The Jewil Show on demand. It's 280 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 1: time War of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. 281 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,000 Speaker 1: Harley is on the phone today for War of the 282 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her 283 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 1: boyfriend of five years, Don is cheating and I guess 284 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,640 Speaker 1: they lived together for two years, but now things have 285 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,880 Speaker 1: changing their relationship and she's wondering if Don is maybe 286 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: messing around with somebody else. Dang, Harley, thank you very 287 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 1: much for your email. Sorry you have to come on 288 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: the show this way. Why doing you tell us what's 289 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 1: going on with your boyfriend Don? Um? Yeah, Well, so 290 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 1: we've always had, like I was okay to say, well, 291 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 1: like a super sexual relationship. Um, Like we've tried a 292 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: lot of stuff together. We have a really healthy sex, 293 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 1: Like it has been a lot of fun and like 294 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 1: it's been that way for basically four years. We've been 295 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 1: together for five but this last year year or so, 296 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: like suddenly there's just been this like massive drop off, 297 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 1: like he's not interested. He's gonna be like I've been 298 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 1: making my advances, but he acts like he's like not 299 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 1: interested and I and he's just been like kind of shady, 300 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,240 Speaker 1: kind of withdrawn. He's always in his office, he's like 301 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: changes his passwords, the whole bunch. She knows like all 302 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: that kind of stuff normally, Like you hear about that, 303 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: and it's natural if it comes from the woman's side 304 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 1: in a relationship if it's a male female relationship, because 305 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: women's sex drive just kind of is like not the 306 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 1: same as guys. Our guys are always one to hump 307 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: me because normally, you know, the standard joke is, oh, 308 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: we're married, we don't have any sex anymore, right, because 309 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 1: it's just like it just gets you guys in comfortable 310 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: men together a long time. Also, now you have time 311 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: to do it whenever it works into your schedule instead 312 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: of just like, oh we get to see each other 313 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 1: on a Wednesday, we have to do it on a Wednesday. Right, 314 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: But for a man to stop doing it in that relationship, 315 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 1: that's a little different to me, you know, that would 316 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,440 Speaker 1: that would definitely raise an alarm if I were Yeah, 317 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: and like I've tried everything, right, like I even I 318 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: don't know. I thought maybe maybe he wanted to spice 319 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: thing up. So one thing we haven't tried yet is 320 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: like we've never tried like a threesome with another girl. 321 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 1: So I asked him if maybe he'd want to be 322 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 1: interested in that, because like I knew I was on 323 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 1: his bucket list. But he got really pissed off. He said, like, hey, 324 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 1: that's the Ruin's relationships and like was now that I'd 325 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: even brought it up, which is wild because like we've 326 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: had a threesome with another guy before, but I guess 327 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,680 Speaker 1: like the other way around, he's like nowhere. Yeah, so 328 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 1: like that's weird, Like, yeah, why is he so emotionally 329 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 1: connected with I don't know? And like so we had 330 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,760 Speaker 1: a huge height about it two days ago and about 331 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 1: like I mean, I mean this intimacy and like I suck. 332 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 1: I don't know how he can just like have stopped 333 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 1: being interested in sex, so like you've got to be 334 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: doing it with someone else. Something's going on on. Yeah, 335 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: that is weird. Is that the only reason why you 336 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,240 Speaker 1: think that he's cheating is because he's not having as 337 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,520 Speaker 1: much sex with you? Well, he's just like he's gotten 338 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 1: like way more shady about his phone, way more shady 339 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,399 Speaker 1: about his computer. Like he always you know, like his 340 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,640 Speaker 1: phone's always faced down and kind of coming a room, 341 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,479 Speaker 1: he's like putting it down right, And like I haven't 342 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,160 Speaker 1: really asked him about that because the first time I did, 343 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,120 Speaker 1: he was just like, oh, it's like right, or researched 344 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,639 Speaker 1: them right, So like so but he just is being shady. 345 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: I don't know, like you know, like and it's been 346 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,400 Speaker 1: going on for a year. Yeah, yeah, that's like really 347 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 1: weird after four years and then all of a sudden, 348 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: the intimacy just stops like that. And you said you 349 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:41,880 Speaker 1: asked him, and he's trying not to make a big 350 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,240 Speaker 1: deal about it, but it's like, yeah, there's definitely something 351 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,160 Speaker 1: going on, and at some point it's also like insulting 352 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,320 Speaker 1: to your intelligence, like he has to know that. Eventually 353 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,679 Speaker 1: you're going to realize something's going on there, like a 354 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,000 Speaker 1: huge change like that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why 355 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: anyone just talk to me about it. Maybe there's something 356 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 1: going on downstairs. Yeah, he might be like a little 357 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,919 Speaker 1: nervous to talk. Maybe you about that because he started 358 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,679 Speaker 1: any new medication recently, Um no, no, and like I 359 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,560 Speaker 1: don't nothing change from me. I mean he's been like 360 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 1: I mean, he's writing a book and so like he 361 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 1: has gotten well, like the deadline's coming up. Yeah, maybe 362 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 1: he's just stressed and maybe taking pills and all kinds 363 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,480 Speaker 1: of things. I mean, any change in that department, especially 364 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 1: if you guys had a really healthy one and you 365 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 1: were guys were hooking up all the time and it 366 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 1: was like you said it was really fun sex life, 367 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 1: and then it changes like I would think the same 368 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 1: thing because I'd be like, well, they obviously like to 369 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,239 Speaker 1: do that. Now, they don't like to do it with 370 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 1: me at all. They're not just gonna quit cold turkey 371 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 1: on that if they like to do that. There's some 372 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 1: people that don't care about that, kind of like they're 373 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,320 Speaker 1: not really sexual people. But if they are, then it's like, well, 374 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,320 Speaker 1: something they got to be getting it somewhere. That's the 375 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: way I would feel, And then I would just start 376 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: connecting gods that probably aren't even there. What grocery store 377 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,919 Speaker 1: does he shop at? Um? Well, I was thinking about this, 378 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,480 Speaker 1: and like, because he's been writing this book, I thought like, 379 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 1: can you pretend to be from his publisher or something, 380 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,040 Speaker 1: because like they sometimes send bonuses or a little hearts 381 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, sure, Okay, we'll play a song, I'll 382 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 1: get all the info from you, and we'll call from 383 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 1: his publisher and say that we'd like to just send 384 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,480 Speaker 1: some flowers to somebody special who maybe his writing has 385 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,199 Speaker 1: taken him away from for a while, to say that 386 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,520 Speaker 1: you know, he cares about him, and see if he 387 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 1: sends the flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, 388 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,520 Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song, come back and get 389 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: your more of the roses to get a cheatered. Next, 390 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: Harley is on the phone and she thinks that her 391 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: boyfriend Don might be cheating on her. They've been together 392 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,199 Speaker 1: for five years, lived together for two. She said that 393 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:31,400 Speaker 1: they had a very very healthy, very healthy bedroom in life, 394 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:36,199 Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, recently Don stopped and 395 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,720 Speaker 1: Harley said that she'll like try to hit on him 396 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,760 Speaker 1: and try to make advances and try to initiate stuff, 397 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: but Don's like, nah, I'm good, which is very weird 398 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 1: position to be in. She said, it's been like this 399 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,680 Speaker 1: for a year. Also, he's been weird with his phone 400 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 1: and his computer. He's in his office all the time writing, 401 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,920 Speaker 1: which she said makes sense because he's a writer, and 402 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: I guess he's got a deadline for a book coming up. 403 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 1: But other than that, just everything seems a bit off 404 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: and she's wondering now if he might be cheating or 405 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 1: getting it somewhere else because he's not getting it from her. 406 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,119 Speaker 1: And we're about to call him from his publisher and 407 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 1: say hey, good luck on the last push to get 408 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 1: that book done. Don and we'd love to send some 409 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,199 Speaker 1: flowers to somebody special to you, because you've probably been 410 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 1: really busy and they've missed you. And we'll see if 411 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: he sends the flowers to his girlfriend Harley or to 412 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,479 Speaker 1: somebody else. All right, Harley, how are you feeling? Are 413 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: you ready? Okay? All right, I'm gonna dial the phone 414 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:36,040 Speaker 1: of her right now. Hello. Hey, this is Jorban calling 415 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:40,159 Speaker 1: from publishing. Is this don Oh yes, this is him. Hey, 416 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,720 Speaker 1: take your face out of the computer screen and the 417 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 1: keyboard for just a second, dance or the phone. Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, 418 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good. I know that your deadline's 419 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,400 Speaker 1: coming up, and you're probably be in the middle of 420 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 1: the last minute push to get everything well cranked out, 421 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: and you're probably working a ton and um, I'm probably 422 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 1: taking you away from writing, and you're probably really anoid 423 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,240 Speaker 1: right now. I'd call writers all the time, so I 424 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 1: can imagine that I'm bugging you. But hey, I need 425 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,280 Speaker 1: to talk to you for a second. Oh yeah, I don't, 426 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,240 Speaker 1: no problem. Yeah, no, I needed a break from this. 427 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 1: So I'm very excited to get this off my hands 428 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 1: and excited for you guys to read it. So well, 429 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: we are excited as well. But hey, I'm not calling 430 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 1: to talk about any business stuff with the actual writing 431 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: of the manuscript and stuff like that. I'm calling because 432 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 1: we just want to say, hey, man, we know that 433 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 1: you've been working hard. We know that you've been busy 434 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,720 Speaker 1: and probably taking you away from the people that you 435 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,080 Speaker 1: care about. So we started to do this as people 436 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:34,160 Speaker 1: approach their deadline and they're writing something for us, we'd 437 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 1: love to send some flowers and some chocolates and some 438 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 1: candy to somebody's special to you, just to say, hey, 439 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,920 Speaker 1: thanks for putting up with me while I'm writing the book. 440 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,280 Speaker 1: It'll actually look like it came from you, because I'm 441 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,440 Speaker 1: sure you haven't had time to do any of that 442 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 1: kind of stuff lately. Oh wow, that's really thoughtful. I 443 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,560 Speaker 1: didn't know you guys will do that. Well, yeah, it's 444 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 1: a new thing that we're doing. It's just our way 445 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: of saying we know you've been grinding and thank you 446 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,879 Speaker 1: for the hard work. And plus we know that you 447 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 1: know you probably haven't had time to do much or 448 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 1: get flowers sent to anybody or any you know, anything 449 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:03,879 Speaker 1: like that. So yeah, it's a it's a thirty six 450 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 1: long stam red roses and a heart shaped box of 451 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,479 Speaker 1: chocolates and you can send it to whoever you want. 452 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,719 Speaker 1: You can send it to yourself. If you don't want 453 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,120 Speaker 1: to send to someone else too, I don't care. Oh yeah, 454 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,919 Speaker 1: that's really cool. What do you need for me? What? 455 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: Would just need the name of who you want to 456 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: send them to address? And if you want to put 457 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 1: anything on the card, we can start with the name 458 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 1: in the card. I'm sure you'd probably have a great 459 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 1: card being a writer. Yeah, we'll like to send them 460 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:31,000 Speaker 1: to Harley. Okay, Harley like the motorcycle, Yes, like the 461 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 1: motorcycle okay, cool? And then and like the chip yes, okay, 462 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,160 Speaker 1: got it, I got that. Would you like to write 463 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: anything on a card? Yes? I would love to say 464 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,720 Speaker 1: thank you for being very supportive ruined this new adventure 465 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:52,600 Speaker 1: that I am with and I love you. Oh that's nice? Okay? 466 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 1: And is Harley your wife? My girlfriend? Oh? Okay great? 467 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: Do you guys live together? Yes? So same address? I 468 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 1: got that. I got all that. Also, you know what, 469 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,159 Speaker 1: I know that you're a writer, and believe me, I 470 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 1: deal with a lot of writers, so I know the lifestyle. 471 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: Is there anybody else you want to send this? Some 472 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,280 Speaker 1: flowers too. I can also hook them up. Um, no, 473 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,439 Speaker 1: not that I can think of. No, you know what 474 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: I mean by that. It's our little secret. No, I 475 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,400 Speaker 1: don't know what you mean. We'll put it this way, 476 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 1: m Steve Harvey wrote a book for us, and I 477 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: had to send out about forty two bouquets of flowers 478 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: for all of the forty two different people, if you 479 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,280 Speaker 1: know what I mean. So you got any side pieces 480 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 1: you women hook up? I can totally do that for you. No, 481 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: I think just my girlfriend. I think that's fine. Okay, 482 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,400 Speaker 1: and so there's nobody else. No, all right, well then 483 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,560 Speaker 1: I'll just tell you that Harley's actually on the phone 484 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: and this is actually the Jewels Show. My name's Jubil 485 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,800 Speaker 1: Minds Alex. I'm Christian Greys. Now I'm Bennett, and we 486 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,159 Speaker 1: do a second on the show. We're trying to catch 487 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,119 Speaker 1: people cheating, and Harley thinks you might be cheating on her, 488 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: and that's why we're on the phone. Sorry about that. 489 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,359 Speaker 1: No flowers. Yeah, that's not true about Steve Harvey, at 490 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:09,400 Speaker 1: least that I know of. Oh hi, hi, Harley, kind look, 491 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 1: I just you won't talk to me. And so we 492 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,840 Speaker 1: had that fight the other day and like you won't 493 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: even touch me at all anymore. Done, Like I don't 494 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,240 Speaker 1: like what was I supposed to think, other than that 495 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,919 Speaker 1: you're cheating on me? Like we haven't had sex in 496 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,160 Speaker 1: a year? A year? Oh my god, honey, I'm I mean, 497 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,439 Speaker 1: I've been working very hard on this book. Doesn't mean 498 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 1: I don't look like you know, I support your work, 499 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: but like, so you're not even cheating on me. You 500 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 1: just want you just like don't find me sexy anymore. 501 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,720 Speaker 1: I'm not cheating on you. I mean very embarrassing what 502 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, And it's okay. I just want to 503 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 1: I just want to know, Okay. Um, I'm basically addicted 504 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 1: to videos, watching some videos. Um you mean that. You 505 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 1: don't mean like Disney on YouTube or something those kind 506 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: the video you just this whole time, Like I've been 507 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 1: here dying to have sex with you, and you'd rather 508 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,639 Speaker 1: just watch someone else do it on a screen, Like 509 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,560 Speaker 1: why wouldn't you just come to me? Because, Um, it's 510 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,320 Speaker 1: much easier because I can do it myself quickly. I 511 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 1: can get it over with and then go back to work. 512 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,400 Speaker 1: And if I go to you, I'm going to take 513 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 1: my time and you know, I just don't have the 514 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:32,480 Speaker 1: time for you. What wow? Like so I you know, 515 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: I'm exhausted, and watching these videos makes it easier for 516 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:40,040 Speaker 1: me to, you know, do the do I thinking like 517 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,400 Speaker 1: a vacation, That's that's what I'm working towards. But it's 518 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: gonna take two more months and then we're going to 519 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,640 Speaker 1: be back from any more. I just like, I don't 520 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: know why you wouldn't have come and told me at 521 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 1: any point during this Like I have sent the last 522 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 1: year feeling like you don't find me attractive, like you 523 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,200 Speaker 1: don't want to be with me anymore, And what you're 524 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 1: saying is just like like that, I don't know, it's 525 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,560 Speaker 1: like that hurts. It's kind of wild for you to 526 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,359 Speaker 1: be like, oh, just hang on for two more months 527 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,480 Speaker 1: and then everything's gonna be fine. What you're not gonna 528 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,160 Speaker 1: like you said you were addicted. Yeah, you said you're addicted, 529 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,679 Speaker 1: So like that's not going to just go away, Like 530 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,359 Speaker 1: I need you to like what are we going to 531 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,679 Speaker 1: do to fix and it can't just be like just 532 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,919 Speaker 1: this is a lot. I guess at least you're not cheating, 533 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:25,440 Speaker 1: but um, well we got to talk about it more. Okay, Well, 534 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,440 Speaker 1: We'll let you guys have the rest of this conversation 535 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,560 Speaker 1: off there. You know, at least he isn't cheating, that's true. 536 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 1: Don I do have one question for you, Yes, sir, 537 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,960 Speaker 1: what brand of computer do you have? Should I send 538 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:41,439 Speaker 1: the flowers to the computer instead? The Jewils Show on 539 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 1: demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This 540 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,680 Speaker 1: is the Jewils Show? And you text it in at four, 541 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,440 Speaker 1: one or six one day, dirty little But so we're 542 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,399 Speaker 1: calling you back. Hi. What's your dirty little secret? Oh 543 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,679 Speaker 1: my god? Hi? Nothing really, I mean, I'm excited to 544 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,879 Speaker 1: tell you my diary little secret me too. Are you 545 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: in a place you can tell us right now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 546 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:20,399 Speaker 1: all right, okay, awesome. So my dirty little secret is 547 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:27,080 Speaker 1: I lost my virginity to a stranger. Oh were you? Um? 548 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 1: So I was twenty four, he was a lot younger. 549 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,440 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. What happened? Well? We met at a bar, 550 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,160 Speaker 1: like just randomly at a bar, and then I went 551 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,959 Speaker 1: over to his place after and it was super up. 552 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: It was like a great time. But it was like 553 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,679 Speaker 1: obviously like I didn't know this person, and you know 554 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: I didn't Yeah, And I was like I don't really 555 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,840 Speaker 1: want to tell you that I'm I'm a vision right now. 556 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,280 Speaker 1: But it was I mean, it was that when my 557 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,719 Speaker 1: first and then it was fine. Did you tell him 558 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:03,640 Speaker 1: that you were um not, No, No I didn't. That's 559 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,919 Speaker 1: actually probably smart. Yeah. If you met a guy at 560 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 1: a bar and went home with him and you were 561 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,160 Speaker 1: actually a virgin, then you're like, I'm a virgin. There're 562 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:14,240 Speaker 1: like yeah right, yeah, like I didn't want to make 563 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,879 Speaker 1: it a big thing. Well, then he also probably was like, 564 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,960 Speaker 1: oh great, she's gonna be in love with me. Yeah, 565 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 1: and also it's going to be terrible thing anyway. So 566 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,520 Speaker 1: I lost my virginity when I was like twenty three, 567 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: twenty four, you know, I was about the same age. Now, 568 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,440 Speaker 1: did you go to the bar knowing that you were 569 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,679 Speaker 1: going to like lose your virginity that night or did 570 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: Were you really just into this stranger? Um, I don't 571 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: think you can plan to lose your virginity. I just 572 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 1: thought the guy was like really cool and sweet. I 573 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 1: feel like people full fledged plan definitely did yeah in 574 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: the game, but it was planned for sure. Yeah, No, 575 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,040 Speaker 1: I mean he was he was just really nice. I 576 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,840 Speaker 1: mean I never spoke to him again, which is like 577 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: totally fine. But the thing is, my current boyfriend thinks 578 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: he's the one who took my virginity. Oh yeah, so 579 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: you had to Okay, I have a lot of questions. 580 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: So you said you didn't tell the person you actually 581 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,840 Speaker 1: lost your virginity too, that you were a virgin. So obviously, 582 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,040 Speaker 1: did you tell your current boyfriend ahead of time, like, hey, 583 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: I am a virgin, or did you lie after the 584 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: fact and pretend that you were a virgin? I told 585 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,480 Speaker 1: him ahead of time, So that means you had to 586 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 1: pretend you were actually losing it while you were doing it, 587 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 1: like make it believable. I don't even know what that means, 588 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: but I guess, like because your first time is not 589 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: the best. So if you're sitting there telling him that 590 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,000 Speaker 1: you're a virgin, how do you can't go in there 591 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: and just be like kicking and screaming and having a 592 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,920 Speaker 1: good time. Got to like act any time somebody has 593 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 1: told me that in their life and then all of 594 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,560 Speaker 1: a sudden, they're just like a gymnast. You're like, hold 595 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 1: on a second, you've definitely done this before. Yeah, so 596 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,800 Speaker 1: I guess I did do a little acting. I mean, 597 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 1: but it wasn't It wasn't like amazing. I don't know, 598 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,960 Speaker 1: it was just we learned to be together. I guess, okayamm, 599 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,240 Speaker 1: are you ever going to tell him? I don't know 600 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 1: because I ended up meeting him a month after I 601 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,880 Speaker 1: lost my virginity to the stranger And now it's been 602 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,600 Speaker 1: like two years. Yeah, okay, hasn't asking all jour now. 603 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,200 Speaker 1: So you're like, so you're basically a virgin when you 604 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 1: met him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess, yeah, half a version. 605 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: You're like certified pre owned car. Like it's like, it's 606 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,880 Speaker 1: not it's not the tires haven't been kicked that much, 607 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,040 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's not like a bad 608 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,040 Speaker 1: used car. It's just one time driven. It was test 609 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: driven one time. So did he tell you that he 610 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 1: was a virgin too? Like what you're reasoning for wanting 611 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,840 Speaker 1: to make him think that you're a virgin. He wasn't 612 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,479 Speaker 1: a virgin. I just didn't want to have to have 613 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 1: that conversation of like I feel like there's a stigma 614 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,160 Speaker 1: against having like one night dance and stuff that I 615 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 1: didn't want to want to tell him about it. But 616 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: now I'm just like wondering if I should or I 617 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,480 Speaker 1: don't know, I feel like too much time is past. Yeah, 618 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: take it. This was not a brand new house when 619 00:30:55,520 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: you moved a secondary did you will show on demand? 620 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,720 Speaker 1: When you think of twerking, you usually think of one 621 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: person or the person's but I'm talking about Lizzo. Yeah, 622 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Show and Lizzo is on the show 623 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 1: right now. She's actually on zoom waiting for us to 624 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: start the chat. Do we have the coffetti cannon already? 625 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 1: Who have it in hand? I'm ready to go. Remember 626 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: every single guest on this show, we surprised them with 627 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 1: the coffetti cannon as soon as we welcome them on 628 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,479 Speaker 1: the air. So Alex has the coffetti cannon ready to go, 629 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 1: and we'll see what Lizzo's reaction to it is. Hey, Lizzo, 630 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:41,240 Speaker 1: what's up? Whoa surprise the show? How did y'all do that? 631 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: Are y'all in the same Yeah, but I had a 632 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,280 Speaker 1: confetti cannon. You didn't expect that, did you, Lizzo? And 633 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,840 Speaker 1: that was so cool? Yeah. They told us before you 634 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: came on the show, Lizzo, that this is your last 635 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,680 Speaker 1: interview of the day. You've got a lot of things 636 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,800 Speaker 1: going on, but that has to be your most exciting thing. 637 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,360 Speaker 1: Right now in your life? Is that you're almost done 638 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:05,240 Speaker 1: with your radio interview. You look so beautiful, Yes, thank you, 639 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: love Batty. Your glam is on point today and your 640 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,600 Speaker 1: hair is looking flawless. Is that thing you got on? 641 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 1: Is that from your clothing line? Just where am I 642 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 1: Hitty hanging out? Okay, okay your clothing line, Nitty has 643 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 1: to be killing it right now? You have to be 644 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:29,120 Speaker 1: making bank. Yeah, I know. Very cool though, you know, man, 645 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,600 Speaker 1: I just want to have one product workout for me 646 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 1: where someone can ask you about it and go, hey, 647 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,760 Speaker 1: you're making killing off that, and my answer can be 648 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,440 Speaker 1: a laugh, Yes I am. That's my dream in life. 649 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,520 Speaker 1: We just have one of those. You've got a bunch. Yeah. 650 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,440 Speaker 1: What is the one thing you're excited about the most 651 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: right now, Lizzo? I think tour. I mean I haven't 652 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:51,880 Speaker 1: been on tour since twenty nineteen early twenty and now 653 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,200 Speaker 1: I'm taking the girls from Watch Out for the Big 654 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: Girls with me on the road and I'm doing my 655 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,960 Speaker 1: first arena show. So it's just it's I'm so excited 656 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,160 Speaker 1: because y'all know I like, I love to perform live, 657 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: like I'm I thrive live. This is my bread and 658 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,400 Speaker 1: butter what I do. Yeah, your first arena tour, that's 659 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 1: all you that's pretty crazy. Did you ever think that 660 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 1: you would make it that far? Less though, you know, 661 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: I've done like one off events where you know, I 662 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: play an arena with you know, other artists, so I 663 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,960 Speaker 1: know what it feels like in that space, and I've 664 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,960 Speaker 1: also opened for arena artists. But yeah, to like sell 665 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,080 Speaker 1: it out on your own and to really command that 666 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 1: much space every single night for your music is like, yeah, 667 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,800 Speaker 1: it's a big deal to me. Like, I never thought 668 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: I would make it this far. I've been playing clubs 669 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,560 Speaker 1: and theaters like for a thousand years. You still get 670 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,960 Speaker 1: nervous at all about ticket sales. I know you probably 671 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,320 Speaker 1: get the you're excited to perform nerves, not the nerves 672 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: like I'm scared to perform with I get nervous about 673 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:59,040 Speaker 1: ticket sales. That's just like I'm not you know, this 674 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 1: tour is damn near sold out. I would say it's 675 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: ninety percent sold out. There's a few cities that haven't, 676 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,320 Speaker 1: and you know it's not I don't take it personally. 677 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,439 Speaker 1: I'm not like no one likes me because I didn't 678 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,839 Speaker 1: sell the chickens. It's just like sometimes people don't know, 679 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 1: you know. I feel like the more awareness I can 680 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,959 Speaker 1: bring to the fact that I'm coming to your city. 681 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,960 Speaker 1: Like there's so many times I'll be on Instagram live 682 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,080 Speaker 1: now to this day and they'll be like, hey, are 683 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,919 Speaker 1: you coming to Portland? Are you coming? I'm like, yeah, 684 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:31,080 Speaker 1: I posted it like four months ago. People don't know. 685 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: And that's the worst thing is when you go do 686 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,480 Speaker 1: the show, Like you go to Portland, right, it's sold out, 687 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,160 Speaker 1: and then you leave, and then like a day after 688 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,719 Speaker 1: someone's like, you gotta come to Portland and You're like, 689 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,279 Speaker 1: I was just there. Last time we had you on 690 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 1: the show, Alex had mentioned something to you and she 691 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,479 Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you for a second. I told 692 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,160 Speaker 1: you that you were a first decand turist, Like I 693 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: am right because I looked up your birthday and stuff 694 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,279 Speaker 1: because I'm super in astrology. And then you asked me 695 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,080 Speaker 1: what that means, and I completely know what that means, 696 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,640 Speaker 1: and I just couldn't tell you because I was speaking 697 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,080 Speaker 1: to Lizzo and I felt like an idiot. So I 698 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,799 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I didn't explain that at all. 699 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 1: But so decons are Each zodiac sign has three decons 700 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,279 Speaker 1: and therefore each ten days of the month. So the 701 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,399 Speaker 1: first ten days is first, second, second, second, you know, third, third, 702 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,239 Speaker 1: and they basically dig deeper into your birch chart and 703 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,120 Speaker 1: they tell you more about your soul and like who 704 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,560 Speaker 1: you are as a person, in your personality and things 705 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 1: like that. So oh, yep, you know how tourists all 706 00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,520 Speaker 1: have like the same like sort of like we're stubborn, 707 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,879 Speaker 1: you know, it can be lazy, you know, things like that, 708 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,960 Speaker 1: but each decon has it even digs deeper to like 709 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,960 Speaker 1: more personality traits. I'm not lazy, so neither am, but 710 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,800 Speaker 1: we can be right now, how we'll say April tourises 711 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 1: are different than May Chorus, absolutely, and then early date 712 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,280 Speaker 1: toruses are way different than late stage May toruses because 713 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:55,880 Speaker 1: then damn near Gemini. All right, lizzoh, hey, we know 714 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,960 Speaker 1: that you're busy, obviously, you got a lot of stuff 715 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,560 Speaker 1: going on, and we'll make sure people check out your two. Also, 716 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 1: this is your last radio interview of the day, so 717 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,920 Speaker 1: we want to let you go have some peace the 718 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,600 Speaker 1: rest of your day. But we did look at all 719 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,440 Speaker 1: the cities that you're going to on your tour, Lizzo, 720 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,920 Speaker 1: and reach out to a bunch of people to see 721 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,480 Speaker 1: if we can make something happen. And in all the 722 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,279 Speaker 1: cities that you're going to be going to, we've reached 723 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,080 Speaker 1: out to try to make something happen. We did get 724 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,040 Speaker 1: one reply. One of your last stops is in Seattle, Washington, 725 00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,759 Speaker 1: and what we did was look for some of the 726 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,040 Speaker 1: tallest buildings in cities to see if they would let 727 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: us work with you on top of the building and 728 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,759 Speaker 1: film it. They have the Space Needle, which is the 729 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,640 Speaker 1: real tall building if you ever watched anything that has 730 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,200 Speaker 1: to do with the city of Seattle, it's a real 731 00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,080 Speaker 1: tall building. It looks like an alien spaceship. Anyway, we 732 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,719 Speaker 1: talked to the people and how would you like to 733 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,680 Speaker 1: trk with us on top of the Space Needle, like 734 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:45,960 Speaker 1: actually on top of it? How like you can get out? Yeah, 735 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,480 Speaker 1: you can go there. It's safe. Yeah, it's safe. It's safe. 736 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,799 Speaker 1: I'd be outside, Yeah, on top of the space it's safe. 737 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,839 Speaker 1: And we'll put our hands on the railings and back 738 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,600 Speaker 1: it up and pick it up again. I mean that 739 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,880 Speaker 1: sounds so scary and fun, Like I'm like, but who's 740 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:12,520 Speaker 1: gonna be flying the drones to get this footage? You 741 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,960 Speaker 1: don't about you're the one with an arena where you 742 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 1: got to go ahead. This was your idea. Ah right, 743 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,480 Speaker 1: you're gonna want to do it if you will work 744 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,640 Speaker 1: with us on top of a very tall building, Lizzo, 745 00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,960 Speaker 1: we can make that happen, Like we can figure it out. 746 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Speaker 1: So hey, we'll try to figure that out at the 747 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,960 Speaker 1: very least. Maybe next time you can stop by the studio. 748 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,839 Speaker 1: But also we wouldn't be if you didn't because you're 749 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,839 Speaker 1: super busy. Thank you for coming on the show. Yes, 750 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,760 Speaker 1: continued success. It's always fun talking and congratulations on special 751 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,040 Speaker 1: It was much needed and you know we love it. 752 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,319 Speaker 1: Great record. Yeah, thank you, thank you. The Jebel Show 753 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,160 Speaker 1: on demand