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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is yams and cookies are always available, yes,

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Speaker 1: and they always always good. But that's all about right now,

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew,

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Speaker 1: what you got? You know what, Shirlette junior caller? You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just it's you know, it kills me that you

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Speaker 1: can't give some me and a compliment, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. It bothers me when you when you when

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Speaker 1: you just you just freely want to let them know something,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Some of them can't take that,

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Speaker 1: you know, and and and you know your ladies on

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Speaker 1: the show. I just want to ask all if I

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Speaker 1: was to call your hood and all I said was

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Speaker 1: your wife he is fine as heil? Now? Is that

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Speaker 1: is that up? Is I'm from? Yeah? Do it? You

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Speaker 1: know what? Okay? Don't do it that? Okay? All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, I'm let me a question. I

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Speaker 1: want you to call you into you that your wife

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Speaker 1: is finest there. That's why I want you to call.

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Speaker 1: Don't call See how that can go for a years.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna call his brother right here, y'all,

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Speaker 1: let me know after the prank. What you think your

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Speaker 1: wife is prying is here? Come onky? Hello, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Darryl. Yeah, this is Darrel. What is this?

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Speaker 1: And je, how you're doing? My name is Alonzo man

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Speaker 1: Um for Liquor Distributing Company. I do I distrib look

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Speaker 1: at distribution. How you doing today? I'm pretty good. I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty good, man. What can I do for you? Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're putting together a big, big vet man with the

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Speaker 1: vodka and they're throwing a They're throwing a huge, cool party.

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Speaker 1: And like I said, I've been in the liquor business man,

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Speaker 1: I've been doing it for for quite some years now.

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Speaker 1: And you know, we're always trying to do a different

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Speaker 1: type of publicity and really get the hype up. And

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Speaker 1: what we're trying to do, man, is really get people

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Speaker 1: to come out to this fashion party because it's the

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Speaker 1: first quarter twenty. We wanted to be a one to remember.

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Speaker 1: And uh no, no, no, no, no, no no no no,

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Speaker 1: you're I go to the bank. I go to the

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Speaker 1: bank where your where your wife work? Set kindred? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what we're trying to do is have I mean, we

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Speaker 1: want our fire and Slash poster to be something really

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Speaker 1: really memorable, something that's gonna really draw people in. And

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Speaker 1: you have this. This thing is gonna be all over

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Speaker 1: social media, the whole nine yards. So we're trying to

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Speaker 1: see you know, buddy of mine told me that he

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Speaker 1: kind of knew up you who had a had a

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Speaker 1: number on you, and I was like, cool, let me

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Speaker 1: reach out to him. He told me you were Kinders's husband,

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Speaker 1: So I want your husband. So I don't understand what

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Speaker 1: my wife's got to do it this whole thing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do is see if you were

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Speaker 1: cool with Kindred being on our flyer, man, because your

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Speaker 1: wife is finished, so we want to put her on

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Speaker 1: the flyer. And what you mean my wife is finished?

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Speaker 1: What what do you mean? Who want? You're gonna call

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Speaker 1: me up and talk about my wife? Vin? It's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you, brother, bro. It's this. It's a respect thing

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Speaker 1: I'm giving you. I'm giving you crowds. Its crowds and

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Speaker 1: I'm giving pumping out what you need man, because it

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Speaker 1: don't sound right, dude, We're trying to get your wife.

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Speaker 1: We want to give it through a photo shoot in

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Speaker 1: a portini so we can put it how. No, you

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Speaker 1: ain't using my wife and no pechini to put on

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Speaker 1: no fly you at your damn mind. It's my wife's man,

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Speaker 1: respect me. Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on, man,

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Speaker 1: Why are you tripping like this? Brother? Why are you

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Speaker 1: tripping like my wife? My wife beIN's gonna be anough

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Speaker 1: and know the flying for no party man with the

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Speaker 1: you think this is wrong with you? Okay, bro, bro,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Man, I tried to call you and

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Speaker 1: give you the respect. I mean I didn't sound like

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Speaker 1: what boy? Well okay, look I didn't call from no argument.

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Speaker 1: I just I just talked to Kendra when I go

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Speaker 1: to the space upon and see if she want to do. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know he's gonna throw to my wife's job at

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Speaker 1: the bank. That's what you're gonna do. Okay. I'm just

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Speaker 1: because I'll be there too, and I don't make a

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Speaker 1: deposit with my foot, you know. Go yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on man, we're paying. We're paying five thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for the photos. Yea, what you're paying? No amount of

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Speaker 1: money's gonna let me put my wife the mother of

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Speaker 1: my children on the post end. No PORTINNI. I don't

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Speaker 1: care how much you can kiss my ask while let

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Speaker 1: gonna really go back and forth with you. Man. I

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Speaker 1: was calling you trying to be a man. Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be man a man with you and

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Speaker 1: just you know, throw the opportunity at you. Now you're

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Speaker 1: throwing it back up. He was with disrespect. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: showing me for my wife to be a side now. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want none of that. Okay, man, dog your

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Speaker 1: wife frying his hell? People are you need to quit

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Speaker 1: telling me how fine my wife is? Okay, older gave

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Speaker 1: you my phone number in the first place. I got. Hey,

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Speaker 1: man ever deadly, that's all Meling pointed. Just all right,

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Speaker 1: I don't even matter this one the boy do. The

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Speaker 1: issue on the table is I want to take some

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Speaker 1: pictures of Kenny. Let me know when you're playing on

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Speaker 1: going to my wife job at the bank. Let me

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Speaker 1: know when you're gonna bring your black down there so

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Speaker 1: I can be there. Okay, nobody calls another brother talking

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Speaker 1: about how fine it's wife is. Okay, I told you

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Speaker 1: know that you shouldn't get stopped right there. But you're

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Speaker 1: gonna keep all talking about my wife. Okay. So let

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Speaker 1: me say this though. Tommy is the one that saying

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Speaker 1: your wife was fine as hell. That's the one brought

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Speaker 1: all this to our attention at the meeting. Tommy is

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Speaker 1: the one that said your wife was frying as hell.

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Speaker 1: Dog Tommy, just Tommy. Tommy said your wife is fine

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Speaker 1: a hell. That's what tom get hit what to? Who

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Speaker 1: was Tommy? You don't you take your wife to work

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Speaker 1: in the morning? Let me know. And he's gonna bring

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Speaker 1: you black down there. Okay. And what y'all be what

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Speaker 1: y'all be listening to on the way to work? What

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Speaker 1: radio stakes and y'all be listening to? We've been listening

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Speaker 1: to Tommy, baby don't work? You want abody to get youall? Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: your wife's kinder got me to prank you. Bro Wait

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Speaker 1: till I see my wife and see got my blood

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Speaker 1: pressure up? Oh man? She told me, she said, were

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Speaker 1: listened to y'all every morning on the way to work.

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Speaker 1: He drops me off and he does the work he

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Speaker 1: same time, and you've got to get it. I said,

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Speaker 1: let me know what what do he love the most?

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Speaker 1: You say me, I don't know about that right now.

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Speaker 1: It's a man man, We love you back, baby. Keep

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Speaker 1: listening to Steve morning. So tell me this, bro, What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? What

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Speaker 1: is it? Darrel? It's Steve Harvey with nephew talking what

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Speaker 1: come on? Man? But but but but that's the job, y'all.

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Speaker 1: The job is to play too much. The job is

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Speaker 1: to push it to the limit. What what what what?

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Speaker 1: Your wife is finest? Hell down? What what that job? Job?

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Speaker 1: It's part of the job, right, Okay, that's part of

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Speaker 1: the job. That's the nephew holding it down. And long

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Speaker 1: was I'm being stupid? That that that check he come

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Speaker 1: and notever? Alright? Then stupid is coming your way. If

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Speaker 1: you're if you're in Fort Wayne, Indiana, stupid is coming.

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Speaker 1: It's a night of love and laughter. That's a few

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Speaker 1: time your friends along with just the life Jennings putting

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Speaker 1: it down on stage. That's at the Embassy Theater and

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Speaker 1: uh it is. You can get all tickets at the

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Speaker 1: old ticket Master outlet so you can get them empty

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Speaker 1: box office. A night of love and laughter and a

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Speaker 1: few Timmy and friends along with the one and on

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Speaker 1: that life Jennings NBC Theater. Alright, tickets on sell right now.

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Speaker 1: That is February tent Friday, February tent, Laying in the

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Speaker 1: cut Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee, February seventeenth and eighteen, Memphis,

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Speaker 1: tenner See, and then later on in the month of

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Speaker 1: feb year. Every it would be the Baltimore Comedy Factory

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Speaker 1: later on, and my Grandmama said, you just make it.

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Speaker 1: If I can just make it through Jani Avery five

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Speaker 1: y I can watch to April and Baby, won't they

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Speaker 1: do love that? I love it? Alright, netthew thank you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today

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Speaker 1: and the subject is Yams and cookies are always available.

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Speaker 1: Yams and cookies, Yes, are always available. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.