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Speaker 1: bad Bill. I think he had some fun. Or when

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Speaker 1: you said big glass, huge titties, a donkey dick, where

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Speaker 2: I was like, let me see how long I could

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Speaker 1: Can I make this ship before they questioned my reality?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? They go like, none of this is real. This

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Speaker 2: is this is the motherfucking matrix and I'm plugged into

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Speaker 2: that man's giant penis. It's just in the back of

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Speaker 2: my neck controlling my brain.

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Speaker 1: Hey, but it tastes like a steak? Is that still

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Speaker 1: matrix enough? I think?

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Speaker 3: So I got the reference. Doesn't chips in your.

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Speaker 4: Kuala bears are racist? The money's turkey stuff? I can't

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Speaker 2: The world don't move to the beta, just one drum.

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Speaker 2: What might be right for you may not be right

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Speaker 2: for some.

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Speaker 3: There it is.

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Speaker 2: Little Mama's and gentiles alike. Welcome to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 2: of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove that amber Rose made

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Speaker 2: a deal with the devil for a fat ass and

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Speaker 3: This bitch has.

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Speaker 2: Never grown her hair and ouns past where it is.

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Speaker 2: And if that ain't the Devil's work, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what is.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I feel like it's a

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Speaker 2: It's a pretty fair trade. Now here's where I think

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Speaker 2: the devil tricked, because you know, the devil always pulls.

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Speaker 2: He always pulls a little trick with his deals. I

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Speaker 2: he took a little bit of brain meet with it

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Speaker 2: and put it in that butt. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I think he's a smart ass, and I'm into that.

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Speaker 3: It's a smart ass a bbl. It's a brain buttlet.

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Speaker 2: You got it. You got a little brain butt lift

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Speaker 2: is what is what I'm suggesting. Absolutely, and I think

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, smart ass, but a dumb dumb on

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Speaker 1: And here we know anything about her. For as much

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Speaker 2: I am, brother, I got some bad news. I don't

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Speaker 2: think she knows very much about her, you know what

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Speaker 1: In the airport once and God did with both hands.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he scooped and he massage. It was going crazy

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Speaker 2: and pottery class that day. Our guest today, you heard

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Speaker 2: him a little bit and then I think he bailed

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Speaker 2: on talking. I think you were scared. You weren't sure

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Speaker 2: allowed to.

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Speaker 3: Sing.

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Speaker 2: You're a father, bro Like, I'm not nailing it, Skyler.

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Speaker 2: If anybody has learned anything from this podcast, No, I

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Speaker 2: am not the best representative for parents out there.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you there, that's a big part of it. Amen,

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Speaker 1: you're in the house right.

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Speaker 3: Now, got it.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the house right now. I'm ever present, which

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Speaker 1: Listen, who's a perfect parent? Who amongst us?

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Speaker 2: Who amongst our guests today would be much worse, but

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Speaker 2: a distance. He's he's select, He's a he's a returning,

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Speaker 2: returning champion of our dear podcast.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: He's been a part of so many cool things after

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Speaker 2: Midnight the Onion. He has a stand up on Comedy Central.

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Speaker 2: It's all very funny. You need to go check out

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Speaker 2: his ship. Give it up for our dear friend, Skylar Higley. Ladies,

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Speaker 2: and gim a.

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Speaker 3: White wine, white woman, and hate crimes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you did you did you, David?

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Speaker 3: You do have the ability to identify like the perfect

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Speaker 3: drop for me. That was the birth perfect one. And

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Speaker 1: We all listen. We all have our vices.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say vices. I just think it's presentative. Don't

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Speaker 2: This brother is addicted to all of those things.

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Speaker 5: All three wake up in the morning, hate crime, but

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Speaker 1: When he bottom on the black shirt. Because I was

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Speaker 2: That's good, Skylar Uh forgive, forgive, my only human friend.

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Speaker 2: But we we have to get to your your conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 2: You sent us a list, a pretty solid list of

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Speaker 3: Point where you've been doing the podcast for long enough,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what would you have talked about and

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Speaker 2: The group chat, the second half we play in that

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Speaker 1: This thing, I.

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Speaker 3: Do feel this is so true. When I saw that

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Speaker 2: I was like, no, you made the right choice. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm who you're supposed to send that du.

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Speaker 2: Look, man, you just hit home fucking base.

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Speaker 1: That to me, and the turn around on it, the

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Speaker 3: I come on, man, I have a genuine question about that.

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Speaker 3: Was it the same wig?

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Speaker 2: The same wig? Yes? And no, so it is not

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Speaker 2: the same wig that he was wearing. But we had

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Speaker 2: This is this is brilliant shit, and you're wasting it,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like you're truly wasting talent

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Speaker 2: real shot at life, and instead you're fucking building. True,

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Speaker 2: you're taking your art and lowering it to such.

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Speaker 3: Right, this is like hidden figures, but they're like just

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how far off wig science

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Speaker 2: I don't either. And that was the thing. Here's what

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Speaker 2: I know. I've put on wigs without their expertise and

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Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know if this isn't or

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you?

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Speaker 6: I you know, because we've all dabbled, right, I've never

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it's because of the skin color.

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Speaker 1: I just like put on some of my mom's you know,

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Speaker 3: Well we go back to me being adopted and having

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Speaker 3: No wigs in the house.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's probably good. You didn't have to learn

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Speaker 2: You had to you used to have to relax your

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Speaker 2: help wash it out. That's a lot back.

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Speaker 3: I think we all did that, that's what.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 1: No, I never did that.

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Speaker 3: You didn't do that. I heard everybody did that.

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Speaker 1: This is a cultural change. No, not what my mom

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Speaker 1: Even gotten a massage. I got her a spa for

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Speaker 1: I don't really think that's her get down.

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Speaker 3: Is it appropriate what we were doing for our mothers?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, And we have odd relationships with women

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Speaker 2: No, it was a year. I swear to God, this

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Speaker 2: legit dressing like her. And this is the most fucked

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Speaker 2: I came back with a new haircut because I was

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Speaker 3: Anything. It was no my nigga.

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Speaker 2: I was just I was just being raised by a

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Speaker 1: That is some shit that would come in a single

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Speaker 1: bobs where she's like, lookna, look like a fucking R

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Speaker 2: That's the craziest part is y'all have to understand my

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Speaker 2: it wasn't you know what I mean. I'm not like

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Speaker 2: being traumatized. And I swear to God. So I came

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Speaker 2: wanted the same haircut when they got it, and they

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Speaker 2: fucked her up. Bro, they fucked her up, and.

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Speaker 3: So now your mom, like your MoMA's looking like ambarroas.

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Speaker 2: Bro. It was bad, and so now she's wanted me

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Speaker 2: to wear more track suits to over comedy like it.

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Speaker 2: It got crazy. I had wild.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. You go talk to somebody. I

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 2: If I didn't end up in comedy, I truly would

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Speaker 3: Oh my boy, was that haircut?

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Speaker 1: Was it like a flattop because my mom had a

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Speaker 2: For a second, it was not because I can't really

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Speaker 2: Yah, it's just ain't. It ain't your shit, and that's okay.

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Speaker 2: It's so long. Everyone you press today has been so long. Great.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say pennies like that, forever.

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Speaker 3: I've been talking to my girlfriend like, hey, you love

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Speaker 1: Let me get a mac in cheese potatoes.

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Speaker 2: And you know what it is. He's just so angry

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Speaker 2: That's the core of it. Olivia is furious with us

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it on I'm gonna put it on

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Speaker 3: me and Olivia, you're an alcoholic and you need help.

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Speaker 2: Everybody knows it.

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Speaker 1: Oh I do it quite a bit.

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Speaker 2: You're you came to us today, Skyler with a with

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Speaker 2: Good, tell us everything, you know.

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Speaker 3: Well, so this comes from a series of essentially Facebook memes,

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Speaker 2: That's to business.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, Hell yeah, bory. Is this something that you

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Speaker 1: No, I just liked the ring of it.

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Speaker 2: It just hits you in your sweet spots.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's also like basing it on like black supremacist

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Speaker 2: Which when when are you gonna get to the when

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get to the lies? Sky you.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say it that it was a lie. Nobody

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Speaker 2: You keep calling this a theory, brother, It's not like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, melan in law theory became law.

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Speaker 1: My cousin was studying that house.

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Speaker 2: I'm just a melon and Bill. Yes, I'm only a

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Speaker 3: Supreme Court justice to lay down the melanin law.

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Speaker 1: Nigga. Capitol Hill is for sure a part of DC.

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Speaker 1: I've been to.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yeah, we got our own white house.

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Speaker 3: Counterparts, stronger, smarter, et cetera.

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Speaker 2: When you heard this, were you immediately attracted to it?

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Speaker 3: Well, when I heard it, so I just went down

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Speaker 2: So I gotta get off Facebook, big man. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: Supposed to find this stuff.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing, you're doing, you have a life, you're

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Speaker 2: You gotta get off Facebook?

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Speaker 3: Or both.

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Speaker 2: At once, somebody trying to come by this couch. We

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Speaker 3: A an table for some dick, you know what I mean? No,

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Speaker 3: it was I saw a meme. The first meme I

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Speaker 3: I don't really know.

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Speaker 1: They come back no further than the basketball court brother.

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Speaker 3: Whoa whoa, bron and Bronny together restarted the line of kings. Dug.

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Speaker 2: but like, if we can pull out, No, I would

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Speaker 2: love to. It's fucking nuts that a man is playing

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Speaker 3: Yes, basically I'm three gonna go crazy.

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Speaker 1: Man, do you want to play basketball with your dad?

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Speaker 8: No, it would be a nightmare. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: I love everything about him, but he's terrible at basketball.

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Speaker 2: So it would be very embarrassing for us, the Lakers.

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Speaker 3: You would destroy that franchise so fast.

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Speaker 2: I presume, I presume that we are professional basketball players,

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Speaker 3: Same people.

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Speaker 2: I got to play with my dad as is. No thanks,

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Speaker 3: I would play with my biological father. I would. I

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Speaker 3: he's five six, and he's from Philly, so he likes

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Speaker 2: And you know, the shortest man alive, I'm duncked on him.

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Speaker 3: Work, all right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the man who's barely a man.

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I dunked on Hill.

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Speaker 1: Philashelphia.

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Speaker 3: to say that.

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00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: It's also like it's also like when that comes up,

449
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: you have to and I hate to be this guy,

450
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: but you have to ask how tall was the hoop?

451
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 3: Right? It was a it was a Fisher Price. I

452
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 3: think it was a Fisher Price.

453
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 2: You're a braver man than me, but but it was

454
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 2: in my head the whole time. I wasn't. I was

455
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 2: too much of a coward to step up and ask

456
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: the hard question. And that's why I appreciate our partnership

457
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 2: is is you saw my weakness and you were like, no,

458
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not gonna run from this.

459
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: No, we gotta we gotta face it because that's what.

460
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 3: We have here.

461
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: So Skylar, if I may, it sounds like, upon hearing this,

462
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 2: you are not necessarily getting it from very viable sources

463
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 2: and thus had very little reason to take it.

464
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 3: Seriously, what do you mean I got.

465
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: These are legit sources for you.

466
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 3: I mean the memes, they're beautiful. I didn't believe it

467
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 3: at first, but I do. It's something that I would

468
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 3: very much like to believe. I mean, it would maybe

469
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 3: make sense that the reason why we have faced so

470
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 3: much oppression is because, you know, somebody was jealous, wanted

471
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 3: to take us down. We were on top for too

472
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 3: long and they wanted to stick take stuff away from Sure,

473
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 3: why not? I wish it were true, That's what I'll say.

474
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: I like that.

475
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 2: That's how I feel like. I would love this to

476
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 2: be a real thing.

477
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it does. It does bum me out. If

478
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: it was real, it would make me sad that we

479
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: dropped the bag somehow, Like how did we if we had?

480
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: How do you?

481
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: How do you have somebody take superpowers from me?

482
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, that's.

483
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: Pretty Yeah, that's that's the big worry is because if

484
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: we were to have lost them, I mean I assume

485
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: it would be some Why if we were superpowered, why

486
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: weren't we super power enough to be like, no, don't

487
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: you can't take them?

488
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 2: Like yeah, why why why couldn't we have thunderstormed your

489
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: efforts away from us? Kind of exactly.

490
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: And that's the part I did and read about. And

491
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 3: it you know, the memes, they're only a handful of texts,

492
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: so they can't the detail, the whole history.

493
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: They give you the gist, they they it is why

494
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: they say do your own research. Is like, it's not

495
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: because we don't have the information. It's because our meme

496
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 2: character count is limited, and you got to step up

497
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: and fill in some of these extra words. Fair enough,

498
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: here's what we need to do. We need to take

499
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 2: a break. Olivia is furious with us today. She cannot

500
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:41,719
Speaker 2: believe the Shenanigans were pulling be She's off that ripple.

501
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 3: Olivia, we really need to talk. I really like you've

502
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 3: acted different since you've really gone off the wagon so much.

503
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 3: We just don't want to.

504
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 2: See you like this, and she's also ordering Ripple off

505
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 2: of Amazon, which is the only place you can still

506
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: find Ripple.

507
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: Uh, don't you want to meet Atlas? Don't you want

508
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: to meet Langston's son.

509
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: Because you're not gonna make it. You're not gonna be

510
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: here if you keep drinking this way and ripple no less.

511
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: We need to take a break. When we come back,

512
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: we're gonna be back with more Skylar Hagley and more.

513
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:32,000
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514
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Speaker 2: have we have new merch. We have very exciting merch

515
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516
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517
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Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy.

518
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Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have.

519
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

520
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Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat Alien Dad hat,

521
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Speaker 1: the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie

523
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Speaker 1: on it since my mama told me. And then we

524
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Speaker 1: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is

525
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Speaker 1: who you are.

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528
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529
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532
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Speaker 3: To speak.

533
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Speaker 2: I love that one.

534
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really good. Welcome back TOMORROWMA told me, well,

535
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Speaker 1: we give all our guests to turn to speak.

536
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you to shut up. No, schylar, We're

537
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: still we're still talking about the possibility that superpowers was

538
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: once the thing that black people had. Do you think

539
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 2: before we get into because I did a little bit

540
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 2: of research on this conversation, do you think that the

541
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: type of superpowers we had were limited? Do you know

542
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, was it any x man ability

543
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: or was it more just like, oh, everybody could fly,

544
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: everybody could run really fast, Like was the generic superpowers

545
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: or was it like everybody was bestowed a different thing.

546
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like it would be a generic

547
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 3: thing if in reality, if I'm being as realistic as possible,

548
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 3: if we had the ability to access the sort of

549
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 3: like higher human capacity in some way in ancient times,

550
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 3: I would think that that capacity would be like essentially

551
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 3: the same for everybody. If you could get to that level,

552
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 3: like you get to a certain power level for back

553
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 3: of a lack of a better term, and can do

554
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 3: these specific things. But it wouldn't make sense to me

555
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 3: that if this were real, that everybody was doing a

556
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: bunch of random stuff, because I think it brings up

557
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 3: a lot more questions of like how that would potentially

558
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 3: work where it's all the same, it does seem like it. Okay,

559
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 3: then it does work in at least one specific way,

560
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 3: even if we don't technically know exactly how the functionality

561
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 3: of it would work. I hear you.

562
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: I accept that I wanted to be familiar.

563
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, okay, even the fire niggas well.

564
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: I was gonna say to Johnson's.

565
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 2: No, no, no, David, No, it's niggas. Johnson is your

566
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 2: slave name, your original name, wake up is fire nigga.

567
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: You come from a long line of fire niggas.

568
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: But that that is how I would like it. I

569
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: would like it to be like like that, like like

570
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,719
Speaker 1: almost like or I would like it to be community based,

571
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: like an avatar. You know what I'm saying.

572
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 6: Trulygas but here and then like the ground over here.

573
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

574
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 3: I think there's there is Maybe to your point, maybe

575
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 3: it could be there is a familiar thing to it, because,

576
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 3: as we already called out, you know, there's Bronni and

577
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 3: lebron and then maybe for example Jackson five. You know,

578
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: there are certain families that do Michael.

579
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 2: Michael and Blanket. They got the same talent exactly.

580
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 3: Genetics.

581
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: But that's the joke. That's what I'm saying. O. Blank

582
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 2: is an untalented person. This is my is my suggestion,

583
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: and the other one is God, He's literally one of

584
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 2: the greatest.

585
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: You know, Joe super talented.

586
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: That's true.

587
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 2: Joe Jackson was a talented guy.

588
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: That's true. I don't know why I feel like I'm

589
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: always defending bad guys on here.

590
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 3: We're the same facts.

591
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a talented guy.

592
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 3: He made that Joe Jackson was a fire nigga. I

593
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 3: think that's what we're saying. I think we're all saying.

594
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: I Skylard did a little bit of research in this

595
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 2: conversation and actually reminded me of a thing that's come

596
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: up a few times on this podcast. A gentleman by

597
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 2: the name of Bobby Hemmett. Are you familiar at all

598
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: with Bobby Hemmett. No, you don't know Bobby Hemmett. Then

599
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 2: you ain't fucking around with hotep shit quite yet. But

600
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: Bobby Hemmett is sort of the star of stars in

601
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 2: the HOTEP community, and he in a number of videos

602
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: that I've watched of his and listen to. Faithful listeners

603
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 2: to this podcast will know that I've listened to more

604
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 2: than ten hours of Bobby Hemmett speeches at this point,

605
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 2: and boy, oh boy, have I learned a lot. But

606
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 2: Bobby Hemmett has actually argued on a number of occasions

607
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 2: that black people were originally gods, that black people had

608
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: this sort of godly power that elevated us above everybody else.

609
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 2: We actually didn't even have a physical form, he says.

610
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 2: He said, we lived in a spiritual world. In the

611
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 2: physical world was a shadow around us in state we

612
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 2: were God. And then we basically gave up our godly

613
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: powers in order to elevate, to ascend to whatever is

614
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 2: above God. That you cannot achieve the level above where

615
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 2: they were without basically sacrificing everything and re earning it.

616
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: And our lives today are us re earning our godly

617
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 2: powers for the future?

618
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: And how does he say we're doing?

619
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 3: Brother?

620
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 2: Some of us are doing fine, according to him, but.

621
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Speaker 1: Very few are the ones who are doing fine? Does

622
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: he have is he like Diana Ross, It's.

623
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Speaker 2: Usually it's usually the twenty six people in this apartment

624
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 2: that are sitting on folding chairs. Yeah, that's where all

625
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 2: the meetings are. It's just like some dude's apartment with

626
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 2: folding chairs and a big ass desk. And he's like,

627
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 2: y'all get it you Okay, your baby's gonna die.

628
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 3: Here's Mike.

629
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: They don't live.

630
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Speaker 3: Here's my question about that. So is he saying that

631
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 3: like all all of us who are here, we all

632
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: took that deal. Because I don't think I would have

633
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 3: taken that.

634
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,959
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have I think it would

635
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: be cool to be a god.

636
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 3: I'd be like, no, I'm straight here. I think I'm fine.

637
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 3: That doesn't sound worth it.

638
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 2: I think it's it's less of you, the in the

639
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 2: personal sense, and more in the royal you that like

640
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 2: our ancient black ancestors who were these godlike figures. And

641
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 2: it's worth noting that he sort of fully recognizes or

642
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 2: talks about how the Bible is just such a small

643
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 2: snippet of human history and argues that like there are

644
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 2: thousands upon thousands upon thousands of years where black people

645
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 2: reigned in super societies far more advanced than the one

646
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 2: that we live in now. And it is through sort

647
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: of like our sacrifice of everything that life began to

648
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 2: fall apart and it is rebuilding, So you know what

649
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: I'm saying.

650
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 3: Space wakanda basically then and living in non corporeal energy whatever,

651
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 3: and then we're like done with that boom Adam and

652
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 3: Eve starts. All that bullshit in the Bible happens now

653
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 3: we're here. Is this why, Bobby?

654
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: I don't that there's.

655
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: Amount of time that it's taken to get just to

656
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: hear I don't. It seems not worth it to me.

657
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 2: Hey, here ain't going so good going?

658
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like it's going better.

659
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 2: There's not We ain't helping. It's bad out here.

660
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 3: And what could be better than what he was describing

661
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 3: before as the as the higher level? What is the

662
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: next level of? Like that? But you can get your

663
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 3: dick sucks, like what is the next level?

664
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Speaker 2: I that that's the part that I think he's often

665
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 2: not particularly articulate on, And part of it is he's

666
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: constantly referencing literature that I haven't read, and certainly most

667
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 2: people never will it is. It's a lot of like

668
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: my homie wrote this book, you know him, and the

669
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: people in the room are like, yeah, absolutely, of course,

670
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: brother yeah, brother shakked Rick, Absolutely that is. That is

671
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: our man. We trust his literature. And they're like, brother

672
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 2: Shaki Rick wrote in his book such and such, and

673
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 2: then he'll tell you some shit that that like, yeah,

674
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 2: I guess it's a source, but I don't know what

675
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: that source is and what any of this means.

676
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 3: If you see in my pamphlet that I wrote in

677
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 3: crayon and all of the drawings of the higher dimensions,

678
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 3: this one's in blue, this one's in purple.

679
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: Is he still doing meetings? Absolutely, Bobby, exactly what I

680
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: was thinking.

681
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: I go to a maiden, I I will say that

682
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 2: I don't think they're gonna fuck around with us giggling

683
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 2: and ship you know what I mean.

684
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like you gotta go by your we

685
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: gotta go on, we can't go up.

686
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it ain't gonna be no. Like I glance over

687
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: you and give you one of these while while he

688
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 2: talking like yeah, you gotta we gotta be in it,

689
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. We gotta go our separate ways.

690
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: And really be be locked in.

691
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: We gotta wear too. I'm assuming, I'm assuming there's a uniform.

692
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: I would say, more scars than you thought, you know

693
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 2: what I mean, whatever you were planning for scars, go ahead,

694
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 2: go ahead, plus two that.

695
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're with your black shirts. We know that.

696
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: Well, if you guys have scarves, I've got him, and

697
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 2: I'm very, very rarely brave enough to actually wear them.

698
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: You're talking about scars, ser Bandanas.

699
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 2: I was kind of playing in both worlds when I

700
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 2: thought of the bit. What I was I was, you've

701
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 2: had a.

702
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 3: Lot of fashion eras you had your jumpsuugh era with

703
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 3: your mom.

704
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call that an era. It was a great

705
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 2: depression era. Oh was that just a hard time for

706
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 2: some folks?

707
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 3: Hey, what's that bowl? Dusty? You know what I mean?

708
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: Hey, I can't I can't speak to that. He also argues,

709
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 2: and and maybe this will help to jog some of

710
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 2: our memories, or not memories, but just sort of like

711
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: our thoughts on this.

712
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 3: Oh, but if you just activated a memory from a

713
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 3: past life, I would love that.

714
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 2: That would be awesome, And I would let you run

715
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 2: for as long as you need to to get all

716
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: of that out. They fake that. He says that they

717
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 2: fake the origin of the Hebrews in Israel because as

718
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: long as it wasn't in Africa, they can create debate

719
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 2: about white people being the originals in this space and

720
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: specifically sort of the chosen people, right, Like, all of

721
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 2: this is connecting back to the idea of the Chosen people,

722
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: which is why we had the superpowers and why God

723
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 2: has in fact picked us as the blessed community rather

724
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 2: than our white counterparts, specifically the Jews.

725
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 3: I knew we would get back to exactly.

726
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. As soon as he

727
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: started saying it, I was like, yeah, I don't know how,

728
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: but this ship is gonna be anti Semitic.

729
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 3: It always happens. Unfortunately, it always gets there. You go

730
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: into black conspiracies and it's always either anti Semitic or homophobic,

731
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 3: and you just gotta deal with it.

732
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, No, it never it never doesn't turn back there. Wow,

733
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 2: just just a little bit, you know what I mean,

734
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 2: Even if it's not nothing to do with them, they're

735
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 2: going a little taste of that.

736
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 3: So it's this is this all is ultimately just some

737
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 3: black Israelite shit. Then basically, I don't know that that's

738
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 3: the opposite of what they argue.

739
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,959
Speaker 2: I don't know that I have the equipment to make

740
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: that claim. I don't know quite as much about the

741
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 2: difference between hoe tep shit and Black Israelite shit. And

742
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: I bet there is like some some real divergence in

743
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 2: that community.

744
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 3: Well it's like Amish and Mennonite, where it's like they're

745
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 3: not the same, but if you look at them from

746
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 3: where we're sitting it, to me it seems the same exactly.

747
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: Air conditioning, that's the same shit.

748
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: But one of them is like, no, if you could

749
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 2: build an air conditioner, you can have it, but you

750
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 2: gotta build that ship. And then the other one's like, no, no,

751
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: not at all.

752
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 1: I get it. Where am I going to get free on? Honestly,

753
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't even really know how air conditioner works.

754
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 3: The fact that you said free on was actually really

755
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 3: impressive to me. It was a big swing, and I

756
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: think you're right. I would have gone copper.

757
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: Oh, there's copper and everything.

758
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: All I know about air conditioning is that it's machine

759
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 2: plus wet. You know what I mean. It's one of

760
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: the wet machines.

761
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 3: The that machine cube fan come on vents, keep going.

762
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: We're very clearly comedians and have no background in engineering

763
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 3: at all.

764
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 2: High, medium and low. If if you got a good.

765
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 1: One, I put my shirt on. Cool.

766
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 2: Oh okay, HVAC.

767
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: Is that one.

768
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 3: And we are the people that were supposed to be

769
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 3: gods in a past life.

770
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: We're in a cast life, not now. We're building back up.

771
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 3: We gotta get there, and based on this conversation, we

772
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 3: have a long ass way to go.

773
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 2: He also claims that black people used to have the

774
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 2: powers of supercomputers in their heads, and that ancient monuments

775
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: of Egypt are not buildings. There records of black history.

776
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: There's no such thing. Also, as curse words, he says

777
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: there's only one curse word, damn, and all other curse

778
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: words are just made from British slang. That that British

779
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 2: people made some ship up.

780
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 1: That's not that doesn't sound that crazy.

781
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like everything else is made up because we

782
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: were here first and British and white people just showed

783
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 2: up making up stuff.

784
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 3: Damn, damn. That was first of all. That was a

785
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 3: lot of information all at once. Yeah, you supercomputers, you

786
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 3: at the pyramids are records which all right, the record

787
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 3: is a triangle. That's I don't know what that is.

788
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 2: Well that's his point is, God, yeah, you forgot. You

789
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: don't have the ability to understand the complexity in front

790
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 2: of you, but that that is a record of human history,

791
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 2: not just a cool, cool tomb for a little old guy.

792
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: Here's my problem with all this, Holcome. No one is

793
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 1: saying what the powers are.

794
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 3: They've never brought it up.

795
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: There was like, give me something, telekinesis, whatever, just give

796
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: me something to go on.

797
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 3: The one thing that I saw was the when I

798
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 3: was looking this up and the powers thing I had

799
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 3: heard that according to one black dude on TikTok was

800
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 3: wearing a lab coat, so he's reputable. He said that

801
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 3: there is a type of melanin called you melonin that

802
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 3: conducts electricity. So static shock, static shock, let's go black lightning.

803
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox.

804
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 3: Jamie Fox, that's the character's name in the movie. They

805
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: never addressed the fact that his hair changed or that

806
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 3: his toothcap went away, or maybe they did address it.

807
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 3: There was that shot of his toothcap going away.

808
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was just like they're like, you're gonna be

809
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 2: an ugly, like creepy looking dude in this first movie

810
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: and then the second movie, you're gonna be like sexy.

811
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

812
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 2: They never they never mentioned it once. They're like, hey,

813
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: you don't look like the dude that you used to be.

814
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 3: They were just like, no, one's gonna remember. It doesn't matter.

815
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 2: Now we got Jamie fox Man. Put him in a

816
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: cool jacket.

817
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, Toby maguire is about to show up. We don't

818
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 3: have time to worry about this hair.

819
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: No, it would be the first time I went to

820
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: the movies just for Jamie Foxx.

821
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: That's true.

822
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: That's true. I show up for him.

823
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 2: This all reminds me, however, and we're gonna take a

824
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 2: break before we jump to it. I want to I

825
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 2: want to leave it as a little bit of an

826
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: Easter egg for us coming back. But this does remind

827
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 2: me of a very special day. Perhaps you remember it

828
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 2: December twenty first, twoenty and twenty, where black people were

829
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: said to have gotten or were supposed to have gotten,

830
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 2: our superpowers. Maybe you all remember this fantastic day on Twitter.

831
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: If you don't, we're gonna come back with more Scuyler Higley,

832
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 2: more David Moore, Lanks and more. Mamma told me and

833
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 2: talk about that shit. We'll be back. We're calling upon

834
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: you because we have new merch. We have very exciting

835
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 2: merch that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great.

836
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 2: We love it so much.

837
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy.

838
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

839
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

840
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

841
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

842
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

843
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: a coofie on it since my mama told me. And

844
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

845
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: which is who you are.

846
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

847
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 2: mama told me dot Merch table dot. It's a brand

848
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 2: new name, but it's the same old merch. And we

849
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: would love for you to get some if you haven't

850
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 2: got it already, and we want you to have all

851
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 2: the sweet stuff, so get it. We said take a

852
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 2: village to raise a child, but what if the village

853
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 2: is retarding, which you think is gonna produce.

854
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: Superpowers that.

855
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be thinking about that for a while.

856
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: I think I hope you do. I pray that you do.

857
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: Now we're back. Thanks's gonna tell us about this. I

858
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: was off Twitter at that point. I don't think I

859
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: ever saw this, but this is exciting.

860
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, December twenty first, twenty twenty, all black people were

861
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 2: supposed to have gotten our superpowers and the cause of this.

862
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 2: Apparently The Root had an article about it where they

863
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: said that that the cause of it was because Jupiter

864
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 2: and Saturn were going to align for the first time

865
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 2: in nearly four hundred years. And I'm not exactly sure

866
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 2: why that specifically affects black people, but apparently that did

867
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 2: specifically affect black people, and it was supposed to just

868
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 2: we were gonna wake up December twenty first and fucking

869
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 2: have all our powers back.

870
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 3: Is it? It was like, maybe it's like a certain

871
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 3: planetary orientation is for a certain race, where if it

872
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 3: was like Mercury and Mars, like Asians would have been up.

873
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh interesting.

874
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 3: You know, there's a handful of planets and races, and

875
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: if you believe in astrology and like that, you believe

876
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 3: that people are affected by different people depending on where

877
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 3: you're born, or affected by the moon, So maybe the

878
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 3: same could be said of planets.

879
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm a uranus man myself, you know what I mean,

880
00:50:48,640 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: you gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be the sun. No,

881
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 2: not better than that, that's not that's not here, Benny

882
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: a father.

883
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: Here's my issue with that, because then who's on top

884
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: right now? I mean, white people are, they're they're they're

885
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Speaker 1: doing some I don't ever view them to have special No,

886
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: I don't.

887
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 2: Think they have special powers. But they are winning, and

888
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 2: that that's hard to refute, you know what I mean, Like,

889
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 2: you can hate all you want to be, Like, man,

890
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 2: they can't hoop like we hoop, but scoreboard, bitch, you

891
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

892
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 3: Like, so maybe it's like I mean, I'm not gonna

893
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: say that they have powers because I don't want to

894
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: do that, but it is also you know, there was

895
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 3: a while in the Superman comic books, I assume, but

896
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 3: every you know how every once in a while, Lex

897
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: Lex Luthor like is winning for a minute. You know,

898
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 3: like there's only a time where Lex Luthor's up and

899
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 3: he doesn't really have anything on Superman aside from being

900
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 3: like really duplicitous and I'm like sort of an evil genius.

901
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 3: So it could be that, you know, but I'm not

902
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 3: really There's it's hard to say why we're currently in

903
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 3: r L phase. But as ice ages come and go,

904
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 3: maybe we'll be bad.

905
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: That's true, the planets heating up, anything could happen. Maybe

906
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: maybe the polar ice cap smelting unlocks the source of.

907
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 2: Like what you're saying now, maybe you.

908
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. The planet heats up, that shit

909
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: gets into the air, the old ship, the ship that

910
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: got frozen in the ice age or whatever.

911
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 2: Now it's opening that ancient funk is gonna be released.

912
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 5: We breathe that in now, we all Parliament, Now, we

913
00:52:53,640 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 5: all George Clinton are feeling pretty fucking deylic today, riding

914
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 5: in spaceships made out of Cadillac.

915
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all.

916
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: Hey, don't don't steal that bit. So one bit, everybody,

917
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: hold on, let me do an act out real quick.

918
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Speaker 1: Put on black music. Now.

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00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of both. I'm a big fan

920
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 2: of both. I don't want no smoke with either. They're

921
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 2: they're they're both great.

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00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 1: So I mean, it feels like we're sitting on Nobody

923
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: believes this.

924
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 2: For uh, the the day came and went and it

925
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 2: was a lot of excitement as far as uh, you know,

926
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 2: the Twitter of it all was concerned. It was a

927
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 2: lot of fun jokes, the people speculating on the powers

928
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 2: that they would have and talking about all the cool

929
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 2: things that were going to happen at black people's jobs

930
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 2: now that they had superpowers. You know, the memes and

931
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 2: how they work. But at the end of the day,

932
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 2: it really just felt like more of a fun day

933
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: of riffing rather than a successful transference of power in

934
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 2: any way.

935
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 3: And you know, but you know what, but you know what,

936
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 3: to bring it home to Dovetail, it is that not

937
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 3: our superpower? You know what? I mean to take what

938
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: is maybe mythological and not technically literally real in the

939
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:35,720
Speaker 3: face of all this oppression and turn it into something

940
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 3: that is beautiful and transmogrify like pain and suffering and

941
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 3: whatever into fun and joy and humor. Is that not

942
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 3: its own superpower?

943
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 2: I think that was beautifully said, brother, It was not.

944
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: It didn't but exactly.

945
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 3: Way to take a beautiful sentiment and really undercut it

946
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 3: with a movie about police brutality. But you know what.

947
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,919
Speaker 2: You missed, you miss bruh.

948
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 10: Hey, you gotta take shots. You gotta take shots it

949
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 10: that's it. Every day I'm trying to get a little

950
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 10: better success like this and.

951
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 2: I think that that is what Bobby and him it

952
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: would argue, is that maybe maybe we need a little

953
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 2: bit more roller coaster in our journey as black gods

954
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 2: on this earth rather than a sweet ascension to you know, eternity.

955
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, And I know this is crazy

956
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 3: to bring up at the end that I'm just remembering this,

957
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 3: but this all sounds incredibly Mormon to me. Is someone

958
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 3: who was raised Mormon and it was all about you

959
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 3: will become gods and all of this stuff. It's very

960
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 3: similar to like what if you do this stuff and

961
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 3: like you got to go through this earthly trial to

962
00:55:59,360 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 3: then become a.

963
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: Got Oh how how deep did you get?

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00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: I mean I was raised in it until I was

965
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 3: like eighteen, so it was like, you know, it was

966
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 3: like you like.

967
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: An inner sanctum or something like that.

968
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't go really. I went to the temple,

969
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 3: but I just did the baptisms for the dead and

970
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 3: all that and and I but I never did all

971
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 3: of the rights and rituals and secret handshakes and wearing

972
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 3: the underwear. I didn't get there because you got to

973
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 3: like go on your mission to do that or basically

974
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 3: be about to get married and then you go through

975
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 3: that stuff when you're like, you know, early twenties or whatever.

976
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 3: But I was out at like eighteen, but I was

977
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 3: almost there.

978
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 2: There were no wet here. Tell me a little bit

979
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,919
Speaker 2: more about that underwear. That's that's not something you haven't

980
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 2: heard about, that you didn't.

981
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 3: Know about that underwear. Oh, first of all, it's it's

982
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 3: sexy as hell. Look it up. Mormon underwear so sexy.

983
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't have like planets on the nipples.

984
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 3: It's got it's like basically like like old person like

985
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 3: you look like a prospector, like their long John's essentially

986
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 3: and their white thin linen. And then they do have

987
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 3: little like symbols on like the nipples, and I think

988
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 3: maybe on the crotch area, I don't remember, but they're

989
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 3: supposed to be like symbols of like protection runes basically

990
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 3: that protect you from harm and the devil's temptations to

991
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 3: drink coffee and watch our rated movies.

992
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 2: This wild I know you never I guess I had

993
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 2: heard that that Mormon had Mormons had weird underwear. I

994
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 2: thought that was more like a whisper of something, you

995
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It was like, oh, that's not true, though,

996
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 2: based off of their character. I'd believe it, you know

997
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 2: what I mean. But but I didn't know that they

998
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 2: literally design their own underwear.

999
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 3: Yep. It's like and they're wearing like every Mormon you

1000
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 3: meet that is an adult, he's wearing it under their clothes.

1001
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 2: And so you got to shake a man's hand and

1002
00:57:53,640 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 2: know that he's got these long short pants, knowing that, yeah,

1003
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 2: shake this man, say, I'm knowing that he's dressed like

1004
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 2: a sexy fisherman underneath his clothes. Fuck, that's that's tough, man.

1005
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 2: Religion is Religion is fucked.

1006
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 3: It's fun. We off try it.

1007
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 2: Well.

1008
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:28,959
Speaker 3: I think we were ending so good and now I'm like, hey,

1009
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 3: you guys want to learn about a specific version of

1010
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.

1011
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 2: Well, I think we did it. I think I think

1012
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 2: this was a successful episode. I think we're all in

1013
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 2: agreement that the superpowers are probably not real, but the

1014
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 2: superpowers we already hold have been here the whole time.

1015
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 2: And just keep believing in yourself because you are magical.

1016
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 2: My negro uh Skyler, could you could you tell the

1017
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 2: people where they could find you and what cool ship

1018
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 2: you have going on?

1019
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 3: Yeah? You know, I'm on insta Gram and Twitter, Skyler Hickley.

1020
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 3: I mean, this will be far as fuck out, but

1021
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 3: I am gonna be at the DC Comedy Loft in October. October.

1022
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 3: I believe it is the thirteenth, but I think that

1023
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 3: date is wrong. So just you know, if you are

1024
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 3: interested in the DC area, y'all got Google, you can

1025
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 3: figure it out and watch after midnight on CBS. It's

1026
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 3: a very fun, silly show. It's a silly, funny comedy

1027
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 3: game show. And you can watch it on Paramount Plus.

1028
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 3: And you know that's my job and I'm doing it.

1029
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 2: So yeah, Bory, what you got?

1030
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,600
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Speaker 1: Only thing I want you to buy is special. Is

1039
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1040
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: just watched the first cut it's very funny. I'm very

1041
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: happy with it. July twelfth, watch Exploding Kittens on Netflix's.

1042
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, go watch the goddamn special. That's the most

1043
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 2: important thing. And if you want to look at some

1044
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 2: kittens explode, do that too, but focus on that special.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do that too. I already got paid for that though.

1046
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Speaker 1: This is the other one.

1047
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he put a pretty penny into it, So go

1048
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Speaker 2: ahead and take care of you boy. As always. You

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01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:41,360
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Speaker 2: I think it's gonna really change your life. So go

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Speaker 2: us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you

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1056
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:07,400
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1057
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,600
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