Speaker 1: Hello, My Loves, Welcome back to the bonus episode of
Speaker 1: the Give Them La La Podcast with Tom Schultz.
Speaker 2: Got when we were talking about, like I like wearing
Speaker 2: stung glasses inside of it night. I don't think I'm cool.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be incognito, but it just makes
Speaker 2: me feel good. I feel invincible. They say, I as
Speaker 2: the window to the soul. I don't what you see
Speaker 2: in my soul? Right.
Speaker 1: Well, you always said it was like the kid on
Speaker 1: Big Daddy where he wears the horses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I always think of.
Speaker 2: That nobody can see you, nobody can hurt you when
Speaker 2: you have your sunglasses.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: That's why I go with the colored because it's like
Speaker 1: I have the layer of protection. But like you can't
Speaker 1: judge me, Like, I don't think that I'm out.
Speaker 3: Here being drake. Yeah. So I have questions for you.
Speaker 1: People wrote in Oh, Sam Kay said, do you think
Speaker 1: if you weren't on the show, you and Katie would
Speaker 1: be happily married?
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a good question, Sam k. I think we
Speaker 2: still would have gotten a divorce. You know, it was
Speaker 2: very amicable, but it just had kind of fit. The
Speaker 2: romance had fizzled out. We're still good friends and I
Speaker 2: still love Katie and support her. I'm so happy to
Speaker 2: see her freaking happy. Yeah, she's Yeah, but I think
Speaker 2: we would have It might have taken a few more years,
Speaker 2: but I think we would have still gotten divorced.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you just feel like the show maybe expedited
Speaker 1: something that was going to happen anyway.
Speaker 2: I don't think this. I can't. I can't blame the show.
Speaker 2: I got to take accountability for myself. I just yeah,
Speaker 2: I just wasn't. I was just kind of a mediocre
Speaker 2: husband at the end. You know, there was there was
Speaker 2: always still undercurrent of love and respect, but we just
Speaker 2: became friends, you know, we each other.
Speaker 1: I mean, just from an outside perspective, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think the show had anything to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I can't blame the show. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: mean the show was just following our lives and it's like,
Speaker 2: you know it. I kind of describe it as when
Speaker 2: people ask me about what it was like doing reality TV,
Speaker 2: it's kind of like just doing going to therapy and
Speaker 2: front of millions of people, right, very see that.
Speaker 1: I always felt like it was very fair therapeutic as well,
Speaker 1: because it kind of forced me to like in real life,
Speaker 1: I pick my battles, and in real life, if someone
Speaker 1: has done something or I've done something where I don't
Speaker 1: want to be around them, I say, I'm going to
Speaker 1: not participate in this social gathering because I'm not ready.
Speaker 1: When you're filming a show, it forces you to face
Speaker 1: conflict and resolve it, yes or not. But I feel
Speaker 1: like if there would have been one more season, in
Speaker 1: my mind, I like to think that things would have
Speaker 1: been resolved.
Speaker 2: I think so too. I think it would have been
Speaker 2: a lighthearted, fun, little truncated season.
Speaker 1: Or maybe I just dug too deep of a hole.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, you'll we'll never know that canceled it.
Speaker 1: I think that some people have placed blame on me
Speaker 1: for kind of putting the nail in the show, But
Speaker 1: I think that that's unfair to say.
Speaker 2: I don't think that you could say one person and
Speaker 2: vander Pump rules with something.
Speaker 1: No, we were an ensemble cast that was no longer ensemble.
Speaker 1: That was the only I only asked that because that
Speaker 1: was the first time I've heard that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want kids?
Speaker 1: We talked about this on the the regular episode. You
Speaker 1: do want kids? Do you want multiple? Would you be
Speaker 1: happy with just one.
Speaker 2: I feel like two would be perfect. Yeah, maybe twinsies
Speaker 2: knock them both out at once.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Not triplets though runs in my family.
Speaker 1: Oh God, doesn't it skip a generation?
Speaker 2: I think it does.
Speaker 1: So your kids may have right, my kids, your kids.
Speaker 2: I like the sound of that. My kids, grand am
Speaker 2: I gonna have grandkids some day.
Speaker 3: I very much see you as a parent.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you have a preference? I know, like we all
Speaker 1: just want healthy kids, But would you.
Speaker 3: Have a preference?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Whatever, whatever, boy, boy girl doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Pops out. I'll be so happy with I love that.
Speaker 3: Do you believe in God?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm always like whatever God intends me to have
Speaker 1: is what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm on board with that too.
Speaker 1: Although dealing with Ocean makes me never want a boy
Speaker 1: because she is such dude energy. I told you this
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh my God, yeah, but again, God's
Speaker 1: will golden x ex Lolita. Would you ever? Would you
Speaker 1: ever date Lalla or vice versa? I always saw chemistry
Speaker 1: between y'all. Can I tell you Shortzy we got this
Speaker 1: so much season eleven, and I didn't realize it because
Speaker 1: I avoid the comments section. But it was every time
Speaker 1: I went on a podcast or anything like that, people
Speaker 1: always said that, yeah, we talked about it. I feel
Speaker 1: like I would be way too high strung and intense
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: You remember, these were your words. You would chew me up.
Speaker 2: I think you said I eat pieces of shit like
Speaker 2: you for breakfast, really mediocre pieces of shit like him
Speaker 2: for breakfast.
Speaker 3: I never did that. Mediocre.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys just really saw the moon over here?
Speaker 3: Or but I did say.
Speaker 1: I think it was on Amazon Live where I was
Speaker 1: like if Schwartz liked to go out a little bit
Speaker 1: or a lot of bit less, and I liked to
Speaker 1: go out a lot of bit more. Who knows.
Speaker 2: I love staying in, by the way, it's mine. There's
Speaker 2: nothing I enjoy more in this world than staying in
Speaker 2: in cocooning. I love it. I love being my bed cozy.
Speaker 3: You've got a good setup happening, and.
Speaker 2: I have to say, your bedroom is so cozy. It's
Speaker 2: so fucking cozy. The best sunrises ever too. Me.
Speaker 3: Plants do you have in that place?
Speaker 2: Now? I think I have lost count seventeen. I just
Speaker 2: got two beautiful birds of paradise. They're like eight nine
Speaker 2: feet tall. They're Gorge. I built a studio. I built
Speaker 2: a studio, and I never used my studio. I put
Speaker 2: so That's why I delayed my podcast for like months.
Speaker 2: I was like, I want my studio to be perfect now,
Speaker 2: and then you just go.
Speaker 3: You do it remotely and go to people's houses. That's wild.
Speaker 3: You spend all that time doing it.
Speaker 2: I was obsessed and I love it. I go in,
Speaker 2: I peek in there four times a day and I'm like,
Speaker 2: good job, Tom, really, I love it so good. The
Speaker 2: first podcast ever with real plants in the room.
Speaker 1: That's amazing that and you know what you have there.
Speaker 1: You pick great plants because my money tree is thriving.
Speaker 2: Is it working?
Speaker 3: I think it's working.
Speaker 1: My bills are paid and all the things, and I
Speaker 1: have a fun, happy life.
Speaker 2: So that Amazon money, I've been there.
Speaker 1: I think it's the money tree. It just makes money
Speaker 1: fall in your lab. Maddie one, two, three, three, four.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite reality show you've been on? Love seeing
Speaker 1: my boy on my fave shows.
Speaker 2: I have a really tight bond with Kyle and the
Speaker 2: Summerhouse crew, Carl, the whole gang, and I really liked it.
Speaker 2: I like that cast so much. I don't think of
Speaker 2: him as a cast. I think I'm as friends, but
Speaker 2: it's not like we're besties. But I feel very at
Speaker 2: home over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah it feels easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Easy. Although every time I've been down there doing
Speaker 2: the Summerhouse, I've been going through like a cataclysmic moment
Speaker 2: in my life, do you know what I mean? The
Speaker 2: first wait, the first time my ass I had like
Speaker 2: I had asked problems. Let's just say that it was
Speaker 2: a nightmare, like an anus was anus adjacent? Okay, it was.
Speaker 2: I forget the name of it, but it's very unpleasure
Speaker 2: or something. No, I forgot what it was called. But
Speaker 2: it was like I had to go to the hospital
Speaker 2: and get it drained. It was so ship. That was
Speaker 2: the first time I ever tried wait.
Speaker 1: Like an adrenal gland situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it was. It was so bad. That was
Speaker 2: the first time that they gave me morphine. I was like,
Speaker 2: I need morphine for this. They're like, yeah, it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 2: Shooting needles all near my balls. It was sharing. Then
Speaker 2: the second time I was secretly divorced, I did Winterhouse cameo.
Speaker 3: I was saying, that's still on Winterhouse.
Speaker 2: They know it's on pause. But shout out to the
Speaker 2: Winterhouse family.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you would say that I that that was
Speaker 1: your most favorite Summerhouse.
Speaker 2: I really really enjoyed going and popping in on Summer
Speaker 2: House every once in a while.
Speaker 1: Would you stay for a weekend?
Speaker 2: I think after like two or three days, I'm ready
Speaker 2: to go bet with my pop score to them. Butters,
Speaker 2: do you guys like Summerhouse? This season's so good?
Speaker 3: I'm not caught up on this season.
Speaker 1: The first time I ever watched Summerhouse was last season,
Speaker 1: and I actually really enjoyed it because the dynamics. It was,
Speaker 1: like you said, like lightning in a bottle, where they
Speaker 1: were such organic friendships.
Speaker 3: And that's kind of how I feel.
Speaker 1: With Southern Charm too, Like I really enjoy watching Southern Charms.
Speaker 2: So good, like they like everyone has great like it factors.
Speaker 2: They have star quality. Yeah, even if you don't see
Speaker 2: it when you watch the show, when you meet them
Speaker 2: in person, like, oh yeah, I see, they're so charming.
Speaker 2: They are very charming and fun.
Speaker 3: That's why it's called Southern charm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can underscore Silves when you're gonna take matters
Speaker 1: in your own hands and do a VP.
Speaker 3: New season yourself.
Speaker 2: But I don't think anybody started up.
Speaker 3: You know what, though, there are moments where.
Speaker 1: I can't say much, but when phone calls start happening,
Speaker 1: I'm going to speak in code. Phone calls start happening
Speaker 1: and questions are asked, and you're like, well, why don't
Speaker 1: we just do this? And then the person on the
Speaker 1: other end of the line is like, I'll talk about
Speaker 1: it in our meeting. We're taking everything into account. I'm
Speaker 1: like trying to give with us. See where you're going, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Murph gab devs. How does your brother like la He
Speaker 1: loves it.
Speaker 2: He's digitally, he's thirty eight, he's having like a rebirth.
Speaker 2: He's just he's so happy to be here. He's got
Speaker 2: like his glowback, you know what I mean. He was
Speaker 2: robbed of that from his addiction for so long. So
Speaker 2: it's nice to see him just smiling and lighthearted.
Speaker 1: Were you worried about him moving out here after that
Speaker 1: whole situation, No.
Speaker 2: I mean he's pasted every test. He knows you can
Speaker 2: never drink again.
Speaker 3: You know, so how do you handle that when you
Speaker 3: guys go out?
Speaker 2: He just has zero, zero, zero temptation to ever drink again.
Speaker 1: Really, it really shook him to his core.
Speaker 2: No, he's should have died, like they told him he
Speaker 2: was gonna die, and he was gonna he was stamped hospice.
Speaker 2: He was supposed to go live out the rest of
Speaker 2: his life at a hospice center in Florida. Oh my,
Speaker 2: and I was like hell no, and we had fought
Speaker 2: tooth and nail. Shout out to doctor Baber if he
Speaker 2: ever hears this, because he was like Heaven sent guardian angel.
Speaker 2: He just believed in my brother, and he got him
Speaker 2: into Aushner and in New Orleans, which saved his life.
Speaker 2: He has like a universal blood type too, so he's
Speaker 2: like every liver that came in he was eligible for
Speaker 2: almost what does that?
Speaker 3: Oh or something?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 1: I think, oh, is the one I know my blood
Speaker 1: type because obviously I've had children. But the way I
Speaker 1: remember it is it's a positive. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: what I never got in school? A plus?
Speaker 2: You know, I remember what the question was.
Speaker 3: Now, how does your brother like?
Speaker 1: La?
Speaker 2: Oh? He loves it.
Speaker 1: Is he living with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's staying with me for like three months. I'm
Speaker 2: gona help him get an apartment, help him get a job,
Speaker 2: help him like you know, get acclimated.
Speaker 1: Is this Burt?
Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to Bert.
Speaker 3: And then your other brother what's his name again?
Speaker 2: Brandon and William. They're both back in Florida.
Speaker 3: They're both back in Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like I have to imagine that once one
Speaker 1: of the triplets leaves, Like was that hard for them?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They have like a special form of communication, like
Speaker 2: twins and triplets always have like this es B type
Speaker 2: of thing each other, you know. So, yeah, they broke
Speaker 2: the band up, but I think they're all at points
Speaker 2: in their lives where they're okay with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I remember moving from Salt Lake to
Speaker 1: LA and feeling like, wow, this is like such a
Speaker 1: big city, Like, am I going to be able to Honestly,
Speaker 1: the reason I think I was able to stay was
Speaker 1: because I was drinking and living in my own world.
Speaker 2: De Lulu Land, De Lulu is this Lulu.
Speaker 1: But he has you, and I feel like that kind
Speaker 1: of changes everything.
Speaker 2: I'm helping him, Yeah, Yeah, I got his back.
Speaker 3: Does he go out with you when you go out?
Speaker 2: He does? And I never have to worry about him drinking.
Speaker 2: I just trust him with all of my soul. I
Speaker 2: really do. He's passed every test with flying colors.
Speaker 3: Well, I want to go out with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so fun. We should go to.
Speaker 3: Chili's Real.
Speaker 1: Maggie period Monroy one. Is there a scene or moment
Speaker 1: in VPR you are most proud of?
Speaker 2: Probably my Probably my wedding, me and Katie's wedding. I'm
Speaker 2: really proud of that. Wait, it was so fun, man.
Speaker 2: It's like it's as you get older, it's so rare
Speaker 2: to get all of your friends in one area. So
Speaker 2: that destination wedding, you know, and just it was so
Speaker 2: there was just so much love, positive vibes, nothing, everything
Speaker 2: went perfectly smooth. And yeah, it was just really really
Speaker 2: it was romantic. It was Yeah, I think it was
Speaker 2: a beautiful wedding.
Speaker 3: Kluts in a half one on one.
Speaker 1: How does he feel about Ariana saying he gets too
Speaker 1: many passes from LVP on Watch Robin's Life take both
Speaker 1: of them out of it. Do you feel like you
Speaker 1: get a lot of passes, Like when you look at
Speaker 1: your behavior in the past, do you feel like people
Speaker 1: have given you a lot of passes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, Lisa is a ballbuster, though she always holds
Speaker 2: me accountable, like she's the first person to give me
Speaker 2: constructive criticism, but she's been a good mentor. I don't
Speaker 2: want to say anything bad about Lisa. She's a legend.
Speaker 2: I wish she'd go back on Housewives. I'd love to
Speaker 2: see her on Housewives.
Speaker 3: I know you and me both.
Speaker 2: I just watched did you watch last season?
Speaker 3: Of course I watch every season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed.
Speaker 2: I never watched a full season before, from beginning to end,
Speaker 2: and I did.
Speaker 3: It was great, so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also think that the biggest person in the mix
Speaker 1: of your behavior affecting them was probably Katie, and not
Speaker 1: saying that her behavior didn't affect you, like as I've
Speaker 1: come to realize in my sobriety journey and having to
Speaker 1: take accountability for my part in things, you know, it
Speaker 1: always takes two people to have something kind of fall apart.
Speaker 1: Whether that's a fifty fifth, I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: think sometimes people contribute a little bit more. But I
Speaker 1: feel like she Katie has really given you grace while
Speaker 1: also holding you accountable. And I think it's huge that
Speaker 1: you guys can still maintain a I would say, a
Speaker 1: pretty healthy friendship.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my, I've got nothing but love and respect
Speaker 2: for her.
Speaker 3: How does the dog situation go?
Speaker 1: Do you guys still switch the dogs off?
Speaker 2: No, I just keep them. Yeah, we discussed this and
Speaker 2: she can. She can come see them anytime she wants.
Speaker 2: She wants to take them for a week or a
Speaker 2: month or whatever. But yeah, I was always kind of
Speaker 2: the primary caretaker. But we love them equally, of course. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she just thought it'd be better if they stay
Speaker 2: with me, and I'm so okay with that. They're my
Speaker 2: best friend.
Speaker 1: Well, Schwartz, if I'm going to have you be my
Speaker 1: next sperm donor, I'm primary caretaker and you will only be.
Speaker 3: Allowed to pop in.
Speaker 2: That's fine, all right, let's well talk.
Speaker 1: We'll discuss, okay, miss it underscore Lenaras.
Speaker 3: Six two three. What do you do for work?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm I only chose this question because of what we
Speaker 1: talked about on the regular episode, when people are like
Speaker 1: they're all looking for jobs.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I am kind of a bit of
Speaker 2: a Bravo whoor. I do a lot of I do
Speaker 2: a lot of cameos on shows and stuff, but I
Speaker 2: love my podcast. It's very fulfilling right now, it's my
Speaker 2: favorite thing that I'm doing.
Speaker 3: I think that's great.
Speaker 2: It's been so rewarding, and I have I have a
Speaker 2: few ideas for shows that I would like to create
Speaker 2: and produce, but I want to talk about them.
Speaker 1: No, don't talk about them because we can give the
Speaker 1: idea to someone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I want to stay in the I
Speaker 2: would like to listen a Bravo will have me. I'm
Speaker 2: always I'm always gamed to be on Bravo if they
Speaker 2: if they'll have me on anything, I'm down. I love
Speaker 2: the Bravo family.
Speaker 3: Are you doing Bravo Con twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we did a promo together.
Speaker 3: I know we did.
Speaker 2: It was fun. She threw, she was throwing the shade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were honestly so schwartzy. And I did this
Speaker 1: promo together with a bunch of other Bravo but I
Speaker 1: had no idea that Chatsworth, California, Los Angeles County is
Speaker 1: like the capital of like porn filming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, house in the United States.
Speaker 2: Awesome iconic house. I don't know. That was such a
Speaker 2: good shoot day. Yeah, it was just there was a
Speaker 2: green room, there was a red room, a pink room.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: They had like the carpeted bathrooms. It was super I
Speaker 2: love that house. It's sexy, mid century modern.
Speaker 1: They had like door handles that were giant penises, and
Speaker 1: then they had a giant like those bushes that they
Speaker 1: trimmed to like make into animals and shit like that.
Speaker 3: No, a giant dick.
Speaker 1: I took a picture with it because I was like,
Speaker 1: I've never seen one.
Speaker 2: This big plugs casually just laying around on the tables
Speaker 2: and stuff. But they did a really tasteful job curating
Speaker 2: that did it. They committed to the bit.
Speaker 1: They committed to the bit. I'm excited that you're doing that.
Speaker 1: We're doing Bravo con I also think the podcast is
Speaker 1: a good move for you because you're did you do
Speaker 1: video yet?
Speaker 2: No, but I have all the equipment. I just been procrastinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got a good face, all right, and you've
Speaker 1: got a nice voice to listen to.
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot. That might be the sweetest thing you
Speaker 2: ever said.
Speaker 1: You're very welcome, And I also think.
Speaker 3: You give it. You give a shit about the product
Speaker 3: comes out.
Speaker 2: I love it, and I'm always like, if I'm enjoying it,
Speaker 2: then the audience will enjoy it too, I hope.
Speaker 1: But I think the audience does enjoy it because there
Speaker 1: were a lot of people. It wasn't a question, but
Speaker 1: a lot of people wrote in that they love your podcast.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, so I think that's important to tell you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at you.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: So we know you're not going to be in the
Speaker 1: bar industry anytime soon, but we're welcoming Bravo.
Speaker 2: I got I got one, I got one more bar
Speaker 2: in me.
Speaker 3: Well that's changed quickly in the last thirty sec.
Speaker 2: I know I got one more. I just won't have
Speaker 2: anything to do with me as a host. Maybe I'll
Speaker 2: be an investor or help curate them, like run it
Speaker 2: from behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: And that's past ginormous.
Speaker 2: It was too big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was massive, a large undertaking. Do you think
Speaker 1: you would go the route of like the sandwich shop
Speaker 1: that the girls did, where it's less of like a
Speaker 1: like you have to go through all of the shit
Speaker 1: to get like a full bar menu, right, like if
Speaker 1: you just did beer and wine, it's a lot less.
Speaker 2: I just want to open a cool dive lounge, yasser,
Speaker 2: you got the cigarette dispenser. I want a juke box.
Speaker 1: I want the places that give you shots and like
Speaker 1: the plastic little cups that you get from like the
Speaker 1: fucking doctor.
Speaker 3: If you need water.
Speaker 2: I want. I want to Rottic photo Hunt, which is
Speaker 2: my favorite game ever. Yeah you know that one.
Speaker 1: Yes, you should do this.
Speaker 2: I know, but I found one on eBay for two
Speaker 2: grand I want to put it in Jack's bar. Whatever
Speaker 2: they're doing with that place. I don't know what they're doing,
Speaker 2: but anyways, I got one bar left in me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I love that. I love that your mind
Speaker 1: has changed so quick. Yeah. Yeah, snowballs with two zies.
Speaker 1: Do you find your peacemaker qualities as a weakness or
Speaker 1: as a strength?
Speaker 2: Definitely a strength watching back, I don't know. I think
Speaker 2: that's a good thing. I have a lot of love
Speaker 2: to give. I believe I want to see people win.
Speaker 2: I don't really get walked all over. I'm doing less
Speaker 2: people pleasing these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think being a peacemaker when it comes
Speaker 1: to reality TV, you have to have someone who's gonna
Speaker 1: calm situations down. Watching super super dark television is just
Speaker 1: not where it's at. And I have zero interest, Like
Speaker 1: I need something to lighten the mood.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like the way less rich version of Kathy Hilton,
Speaker 1: and you've got a very rich, rich, big vocabulary.
Speaker 2: I love Kathy Hilton, by the way, Yeah, just so
Speaker 2: fun to watch.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, and instead of those hats you wear a mumoo,
Speaker 1: you're her love basically Kathy Hilton Shall.
Speaker 3: B W six.
Speaker 1: Does Tom regret opening a restaurant with Sandoval considering how
Speaker 1: it all went.
Speaker 2: Listen Hindsight's fifty to fifty. We made a lot of mistakes,
Speaker 2: you know, it was almost like a comedy of airs.
Speaker 2: But I guess we had to learn very expensive lesson.
Speaker 2: I just would never put my name on the side
Speaker 2: of a building again.
Speaker 1: Really, so even if you were to open a bar,
Speaker 1: it would be named something that's not really as.
Speaker 2: I would never put my name on a bar again.
Speaker 2: It's just too much pressure to be there all of
Speaker 2: the time. I don't want to spend my every waking
Speaker 2: moment in a bar. It's not fulfilling to me. You
Speaker 2: come home late, drink too much, just as it's not
Speaker 2: conducive to like a healthy lifestyle.
Speaker 3: Do you feel that way about Tom? Tom?
Speaker 2: No, I honestly, I host brunches there and I love that.
Speaker 2: I'm a day drinker.
Speaker 1: I like drinking in the day, and I loved day
Speaker 1: drinking and then getting home and having enough time to recover.
Speaker 1: So when you went to bed, you weren't like feeling
Speaker 1: like you could go home and like eat something to
Speaker 1: get you back to normal with alid shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah but yeah, no more. I'm on hiatus with the
Speaker 2: bar restaurant industry.
Speaker 3: I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: Last question, Lauren Shaddicks, Fuck Mary kill, Lala Sena Rachel.
Speaker 2: I hate fucking do it?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll kill Rachel. Well, Rachel's she's she's
Speaker 2: she's so peaceful now, yeah, she like does bowl ceremonies
Speaker 2: sound bads. I guess I would.
Speaker 1: Don't get so hung up on the fuck Mary kill.
Speaker 2: I guess I will.
Speaker 3: It's just like the greatest till and I don't get offended.
Speaker 2: I'll marry you, La La, all right, I guess we
Speaker 2: can to you.
Speaker 1: Once you get married, the fucking stops. So you're gonna
Speaker 1: be too.
Speaker 3: Are we killing Rachel?
Speaker 2: I don't want to kill Rachel, but I guess I have.
Speaker 3: To sent her to an island.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, I'm gonna banish her to an island, Okay,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna and then I'm gonna fucking marry
Speaker 2: Sheina and La La.
Speaker 3: I would fun.
Speaker 2: We alternate.
Speaker 3: She's, by the way, she never looked better.
Speaker 1: She did this like facial to her face, obviously facial.
Speaker 3: She's never looked better. And I've heard she's kinky.
Speaker 1: As fuck, so you wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: Nice choice. I'm a square in all aspects, so I would.
Speaker 1: Probably be the way, just a starfish, dead fish exactly.
Speaker 1: Thank you Tom Schwartz for joining us on the Boner episode.
Speaker 1: You guys, thank you for listening. I will catch you
Speaker 1: guys on Wednesday and again next week. Hie