Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Now, hay it out.
Speaker 3: It's your old pal Sarah Silverman, and I'm back in
Speaker 3: New York City where now weed is so legal they
Speaker 3: have stores stores with weed.
Speaker 4: I mean, what is this? Twenty three other states?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 3: But could I find someone to smoke this fancy new
Speaker 3: legal lead with.
Speaker 4: Do you guys smoke pot?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you buy it from the store now?
Speaker 3: Or do you guys still are you loyal to your
Speaker 3: old dealers?
Speaker 1: You still have to go all around?
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I gotta text you a menu. So
Speaker 2: now you just go down the corner and then there's
Speaker 2: like a store right there.
Speaker 3: I noticed a couple of you have walkie talkies.
Speaker 4: Is it for work?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hey, this is Sarah Silverman.
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know that Curtis has
Speaker 3: diarrhea and he might be a little bit late. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: these guys didn't get Stoner comedy. But maybe i'd find
Speaker 3: some bud buddies at one of the new licensed dispensaries
Speaker 3: like the Union Square travel agency, where buying drugs feels like, well,
Speaker 3: a little bit like making an appointment at the not
Speaker 3: so genius part.
Speaker 1: So when you legalized, they granted the first licenses, so
Speaker 1: people being formally incostrated.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: When I first moved to New York City, the way
Speaker 3: I got weed was I call my dealer or get
Speaker 3: into his Toyota Yaris and have to sit in a
Speaker 3: smelly car while I listen to his band's demo And
Speaker 3: here I mean.
Speaker 4: Are you in a band?
Speaker 2: I'm not?
Speaker 3: An event that's refreshing. Instead of dealers without professional boundaries,
Speaker 3: these new dispensaries have weed baristas aka bud tenders. I
Speaker 3: want the giggles and the creativity of a sativa with
Speaker 3: the feeling like I'm being held by like a sixteen
Speaker 3: foot man cradled like a baby. We have something for that, really,
Speaker 3: So what's your preferred message of consumption?
Speaker 4: Do you have anything that I can.
Speaker 3: Put up anally, like as a fall story of some kind,
Speaker 3: not with weed in it, just.
Speaker 2: Anything not here?
Speaker 4: Are you high right now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I'd like to speak to a manager place non high
Speaker 4: weed dealers.
Speaker 3: But a strange new world. At least the customers were
Speaker 3: just like in the old days.
Speaker 4: What are you guys going to do when you're high?
Speaker 2: We giggle?
Speaker 4: Yeah, laugh, we laugh, and do we get intimate?
Speaker 2: We get intimate and we get brownies.
Speaker 4: What's brownie is? Is that kind of some kind of
Speaker 4: sexy chemism? Oh, it was an actual brownie.
Speaker 2: We're old fashioned, just brownie. Well that sounds good.
Speaker 4: That's right up my alley. Can I get high with you?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: When it's time to get intimate, you know, one of
Speaker 3: you guys will have to leave. Can we choose extrawsh
Speaker 3: and people aren't just using weed to enhance their eating
Speaker 3: and love making.
Speaker 1: It helps with a lot of like anxiety or just
Speaker 1: like bet nerve pushing by and where you're just like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 3: It's like I feel like you smoke pot and you
Speaker 3: realize that nothing you're worried about matters.
Speaker 4: I mean, basically we're already dead.
Speaker 3: These users were so stoked on their legal weed. It
Speaker 3: seems like anyone could sell it to them notes of.
Speaker 4: Hickory, like anyone at all? What ills are you trying
Speaker 4: to solve with drugs?
Speaker 3: I'm just looking to get higher than it ever been.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just ultimate high. We can do that with this.
Speaker 3: That's going to be seven hundred and thirty eight dollars fornace.
Speaker 3: It is expensive, but it is cheaper than therapy's perfect.
Speaker 3: All in all, it's crazy to think that something you
Speaker 3: can buy now for a lot of money in a
Speaker 3: fancy store used to get people sent to prison, and
Speaker 3: many are still there. There are people here that were
Speaker 3: put in prison for weed crimes. Yeah, it would be
Speaker 3: great if there was a radical exchange of wealth with
Speaker 3: people who have served time for something that politicians are
Speaker 3: making millions from now.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm stoned.
Speaker 3: I still hadn't found anyone to smoke with besides the
Speaker 3: horny brownie lovers, but as usual, New York City didn't
Speaker 3: let me down.
Speaker 4: This is crazy.
Speaker 3: We're actually doing a story about people smoking weed in
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm smoking weed in New York right now.
Speaker 4: That's crazy and you're doing it. What kind of weed
Speaker 4: is this?
Speaker 1: So this is like said Tiva as a cookies blend,
Speaker 1: you know, classic, But I get it from a smoke shop.
Speaker 4: You get it illegally from a deli.
Speaker 2: Well, from a smoke shop. You gotta be careful with
Speaker 2: what you give. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my guy showed me photos of where he grows
Speaker 1: and stuff, so I trust him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he is a picture of it.
Speaker 3: It's definitely true, which led me to address the most
Speaker 3: serious question that this issue had raised.
Speaker 4: I've got a dog at home, Like, do you think
Speaker 4: she loves me?
Speaker 3: Or do you think it's just like I'm the person
Speaker 3: that feeds her, so she just plays ball.
Speaker 1: Is love and that might be what you need. And
Speaker 1: even if it's not directed to you, that's the love
Speaker 1: you got, Like, that's your dog, So it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I guess it doesn't really matter whether you get your
Speaker 3: weed from a fancy dispensary or as part of some
Speaker 3: tragically misguided drug war, as long as you smoke it
Speaker 3: with a friend. My dog is love. I could cry.
Speaker 3: That's so beautiful.
Speaker 5: Love.
Speaker 4: My dog is love. Love made a mess on the carpet.
Speaker 2: And love clean that mess up. It's all lovely. Show.
Speaker 3: My guest Tonight is an artist an entrepreneur. You know
Speaker 3: him from the band Good Charlotte. He's also the host
Speaker 3: of Paramount Plus reality competition series ink Master.
Speaker 4: Please welcome Joel Maddow.
Speaker 3: I don't have a tattoo, but my sister Laura has
Speaker 3: many tattoos, and she convinced my dad many years ago
Speaker 3: to get a tattoo on his ass of my stepmother's
Speaker 3: name Janice.
Speaker 1: And I love an ass tattoo.
Speaker 3: He he loved showing it to people and had to
Speaker 3: be like, Dad, keep the.
Speaker 4: Front of your pants up.
Speaker 2: Well, what I have?
Speaker 3: I have a quick montage of my dad being extremely
Speaker 3: stoic getting his tattoo.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it were it.
Speaker 1: It's done, Jesus Chris. Oh, I mean best part of
Speaker 1: an ass tattoo? What the scream is getting it and
Speaker 1: then showing it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I get it when people get the
Speaker 3: tattoos in places all of a sudden, like someone gets
Speaker 3: one like a tramp stamp, and then they have to
Speaker 3: wear half shirts for the rest of their lives.
Speaker 1: It's the unset rule.
Speaker 3: So on your show, yes, there are human canvases that
Speaker 3: the contestants are using for these tattoos.
Speaker 1: That's what we call them.
Speaker 3: Do you I mean, as you assess it and criticize it,
Speaker 3: and like, do you feel bad talking shit about something
Speaker 3: that is going to be on someone's body forever?
Speaker 1: Okay? So everyone who has ever gotten more than one
Speaker 1: tattoo has gotten a bad tattoo, yes for sure. So
Speaker 1: part of you feels like it's to write a passage
Speaker 1: for them to get their bad tattoo. But okay, but
Speaker 1: part of the competition. No one's getting a terrible tattoo
Speaker 1: on a master. All the tattoo artists are great, but
Speaker 1: we are trying to It's like splitting hair sometimes. But
Speaker 1: we do have to find what's wrong with the tattoos
Speaker 1: to get people off the competition. So we have to
Speaker 1: we have to critique them. It doesn't feel great, right,
Speaker 1: they're obviously not standing the person with the tattoos not
Speaker 1: standing there.
Speaker 3: They're okay, okay, no, you have a screenshot.
Speaker 4: They're like, this is a piece of ship. You've ruined
Speaker 4: this person's.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, it's the best part and the worst part.
Speaker 3: I was talking to you before, and I don't have
Speaker 3: a tattoo, but I would like to get one.
Speaker 4: But I wanted to, like, right, I wanted to, you know,
Speaker 4: have meaning or represent something I love. But I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't love anything, like.
Speaker 3: I guess like I like TV and I like long
Speaker 3: one single rose.
Speaker 4: That was a joke.
Speaker 1: Roses are great. I have a great idea. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: you get everyone in the audience to write there name down.
Speaker 1: You put it in a hat. I put it in
Speaker 1: a hat, put it put all the names in a hat. Huh,
Speaker 1: draw a name from the hat and then get a
Speaker 1: tattooed on your neck. It will, yes, Sarah, Yes, it
Speaker 1: will make their life forever. First of all, the press
Speaker 1: alone that would come off of that, and then you
Speaker 1: know you have a connection with this person that you
Speaker 1: you know, in this wonderful city in New York. Someone
Speaker 1: in New York walking around saying, you know, Sarah has
Speaker 1: my name tattooed on her.
Speaker 4: Sharon b Envenue, full name, full name, full name.
Speaker 3: Absolutely what tattoos have you seen that We're either terrible amazing.
Speaker 4: I will tell you one tattoo.
Speaker 3: I only heard tell of it, but it's the greatest
Speaker 3: tattoo I've ever heard of.
Speaker 4: And I feel like it's timeless.
Speaker 3: Pray tell it's mister Spock, uh, you know from Star
Speaker 3: Trek love him and he's thinking Leonardmoy Leonard Nimoy as
Speaker 3: mister Spock and he's thinking, and then there's thought bubbles,
Speaker 3: and then what he's thinking of is himself with a mustache.
Speaker 4: I would never be sick of that. I feel like
Speaker 4: that's timeless.
Speaker 1: We call those ironic tattoos.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's like the mustache here, you got that.
Speaker 1: Or like fun tattooed on your knee funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't laugh like that too, music.
Speaker 1: I have a bad tattoo. Oh what is it? It's
Speaker 1: a dragon on my leg that looks like a seahorse.
Speaker 4: Did you want it to look like a sea horse? No?
Speaker 1: I got it in the basement when I was seventeen
Speaker 1: or eighteen, and it was the guy's first or second
Speaker 1: time tattooing.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you made his day, like I'm going
Speaker 3: to make one of their day.
Speaker 4: I was famous and I ruined his leg.
Speaker 1: His name was dragon seahorse.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, you just played with good Charlotte for the
Speaker 3: first time in five years.
Speaker 4: How was it getting.
Speaker 5: Back up there?
Speaker 1: That was great? Thank you. It was fantastic. We had
Speaker 1: a great time. We haven't played in five years, except
Speaker 1: we did play my little sister in law's wedding, which
Speaker 1: was really our first show in five years. But we
Speaker 1: only did four songs there or five songs. But we
Speaker 1: played it when we were young in Vegas. Yes, lull
Speaker 1: Wayne came out, Weezy came out, played it, did a
Speaker 1: couple of songs with us. It was awesome sing.
Speaker 4: Some tight harms with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had your hit song twenty two years ago,
Speaker 3: life styles of the rich and famous, just like the
Speaker 3: Robin Lee Show.
Speaker 1: Just like the show.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you were to do that to like
Speaker 5: if you, if you in two thousand and two saw
Speaker 5: you now in twenty twenty three, do you think you
Speaker 5: would be an element in that song?
Speaker 1: Yes, I would say, uh, well, the song was less
Speaker 1: of a critique and more of a maybe a manifestation.
Speaker 4: Oh they're so with you there.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I walk around and think of
Speaker 1: myself as rich and famous, right, but you know there's
Speaker 1: some irony there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Beeps, which I'm reverinterested in. You co
Speaker 3: founded Beeps, which is a streaming service where people can
Speaker 3: see I'm kidding jerky, you say, vice presidents deeps, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do.
Speaker 4: Better jokes to me.
Speaker 1: I actually, this is this is We've been working on
Speaker 1: this for seven years. It's a streaming platform for live concerts,
Speaker 1: and we just launched comedy. So where we feel like
Speaker 1: there's a place for comedy when you can't get the
Speaker 1: big special, you know, on Netflix or wherever, we feel
Speaker 1: like there's a big hole for for comedians to develop
Speaker 1: their specials and to you know, make their way up
Speaker 1: to the top of the comedy game.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so exciting. I know so many people that
Speaker 3: would be amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should send them over. Yeah yeah. And
Speaker 1: it's definitely it's a great platform too. For for the
Speaker 1: future of live music is absolutely people watch sports. They
Speaker 1: expect to be able to watch whatever the game they want.
Speaker 1: People want to see from every tour that goes out,
Speaker 1: tickets sell out. We all know how that goes us
Speaker 1: More and more, there needs to be a place for
Speaker 1: concerts and for bands to build their live audiences, and
Speaker 1: so live streaming is important to us and being a musician.
Speaker 1: We started it for the musicians.
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