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Speaker 1: football players. I know that your fantasy football draft is lurking.

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Speaker 1: Figuring out who you want and who you don't want want. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Comprende Kapiche going there like a fucking wrecking ball, going

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Speaker 1: My money league fucking won the fucking draft. Listen, I'm

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Speaker 1: Up next is Booie Baba Booie and those big fucking

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Speaker 1: That's the smell that you get when Gorilla lip Baba

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Speaker 1: only about domination. That horse tooth, gorilla mouth motherfucker. We

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, if we win that fantasy football league, Rapaports

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Speaker 1: The winner of the twenty twenty three Stern Show Fantasy

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Speaker 1: planning on consensually having my way with bab bab Booie.

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Speaker 1: Bob Bob Booie's teeth should be flst each and every

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Speaker 2: Cook. They gotta lock these people up.

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Speaker 1: And this guy had access to a gun although he

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Speaker 2: The guns are too easy.

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Speaker 1: It's easier to buy a gun than it is a

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Speaker 2: I had to go get a new Apple phone last week.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that only three people were killed, it's

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Speaker 2: It's not in the funking news.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I hope everybody's okay.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody is nobody affected by any of these

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Speaker 1: If it's happening then Donald Trump, why can't it happened

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Speaker 2: They arrested him, they brought him in like a common criminal.

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Speaker 1: That's because he is. That's because he is a common criminal.

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Speaker 2: Your fucking president. He lost.

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Speaker 1: If you still think that he's your acting president, you

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Speaker 1: Do we need to throw you in a fucking rubber room?

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Speaker 1: Because these montherfuckers are deranged. They buy everything this pig

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Speaker 1: like a bee. Rumble, young man, rum We'll get the

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Speaker 2: simias they've been going. Oh you know, strikes and gutters,

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Speaker 1: Keep on abiding, pig Dick, keep on believing and accepting

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Speaker 1: You poor pricks and cadaver Joe. I've said it once

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Speaker 1: Joe ain't no fucking prize, corrupt cadaver Joe Biden.

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Speaker 1: Why can't we do better than Trump and corrupt cadaver

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Speaker 1: Come to a point where we have to accept, Yes,

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Speaker 1: But this is where we are. I mean, one a

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Speaker 1: Why do you only talk about politics every single day.

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Speaker 1: And then, to top it all off, more bullshit slob

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Speaker 1: pleased to report for those that care. Nobody cares, you

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Speaker 1: fat fuck that I just won the senior club championship.

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Speaker 1: Must be fifty years old to enter at Bedminster Trump

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Speaker 1: golf course, you fat fuck you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I could go on and on about this pig.

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Speaker 1: Pig dick, not big dick, big no pig pe pe

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Speaker 1: a fucking disruptive warrior, kung fu fighting.

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Speaker 2: All day, every day with disruption, Hiah, you fuck you anyway.

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Speaker 1: If you guys have Fantasy football drafts, know your guys,

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Speaker 1: get your guys, Know your guys, get your fucking guys,

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Speaker 1: dominate that fucking draft.

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Speaker 2: Talk shit relentlessly. Breathe, breathe during the draft. Do not panic.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing to about. There's nothing to fear except for

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