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Speaker 1: I think it might have been why she won Artist

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Speaker 1: the other nominees were not there, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: do you think it's Do you think she won? Because

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Speaker 1: they all left of the Year for Havana and Artist

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Speaker 1: of the Year Arts. She won Artist. She has one

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Speaker 1: song I do like am suck of Valagimore. Baby a

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Speaker 1: Baby We cannot say, but baby girl. So was this

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Speaker 1: year was? This year? Would you say was a lower

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Speaker 1: low than last year was? Because the last year was

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Speaker 1: the lowest. This was the lowest, even without a Katie

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Speaker 1: Katy Perry trying to do jokes and ship you wished for.

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Speaker 1: Katy Perry tried to jokes because I'll say this, and

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Speaker 1: at least she is not a comedian and was bombing.

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Speaker 1: They opened the show with Kevin Hart and Tiffany Hattrish

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Speaker 1: and they couldn't land joke. It took Tiffany Hattish forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes to get to get to some of these punchlines.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it was a mess. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if like the prompter was up, was was off, or

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Speaker 1: like or maybe she just really has that much difficulty

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Speaker 1: reading off a prompter. Remember her her doing the Oscar nominations,

445
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Speaker 1: but it was embarrassing, and Kevin Hart was just as bad.

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Speaker 1: And then literally every center that went up on that

447
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Speaker 1: stage it was like everyone was blind up there. It

448
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Speaker 1: was I mean, and also not even just that, but

449
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Speaker 1: the performances like I don't know, I am just old

450
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Speaker 1: now I guess who the fuck is Juice World. I

451
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Speaker 1: didn't know who half the people were. And it's depressing

452
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Speaker 1: to me because the MTV was so important to me

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Speaker 1: and them as the pretty much every V until like

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Speaker 1: three or four years ago. Yeah, and it's depressing how

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Speaker 1: far we have followed. It's horrible. And then like literally

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Speaker 1: the most the thing people are talking about the most

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Speaker 1: And I was like, this is like it's it's and

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Speaker 1: I think it's generally because no one cares to be there.

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Speaker 1: There were some highlights. Nicki Minaj's performance was unbelievable. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he is great. I mean, Jaylos was was pretty good,

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Speaker 1: but but it wasn't like Beyonce performance. It wasn't um,

463
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Speaker 1: you know, all these things. It just it was like

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Speaker 1: We uh, we get a hint of MTV from Jackie?

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Speaker 1: I think it's time to ask the question, Jackie, what

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Speaker 1: was the culture that made you? Culture is? For me?

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Speaker 1: This was such a struggle. I had dinner with my

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Speaker 1: husband two or three nights ago and I said, I

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Speaker 1: need to pick a culture for less culture reas we

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Speaker 1: can go through more than one. I was going to

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Speaker 1: say SIMS culture because I started playing the SIMS in

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Speaker 1: two thousands and have still play it to this day.

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Speaker 1: You're ere up to four and now are you still

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Speaker 1: playing original? Well? I am now on SIMS free play,

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Speaker 1: which is the iPad version, but I've been playing it

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Speaker 1: for five years. Don't get me started. I've done, but

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Speaker 1: I've I've talked sims pretty heavily on other mediums, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I need But here's the other

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Speaker 1: here's the other ones I was gonna say. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say pop punk culture, meaning like blank, but then

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Speaker 1: my husband was like your opposer, and he was like,

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Speaker 1: throwing me some bag. We're going to talk about all this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now that you said it, now that it's a right.

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Speaker 1: But then then I was going to do vegan, but

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Speaker 1: vegan talk and throw people. I don't. I want everybody

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Speaker 1: have a good time. I party with the vegan. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But the one I really was going to talk about

517
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Speaker 1: was maybe it's gonna be a curveball. But I am

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Speaker 1: the biggest dog freak dog love dogs. All day long,

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Speaker 1: I was teased by dogs walking past me. I didn't

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Speaker 1: touch a single one. I didn't get to say hi

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Speaker 1: to them. I don't know if it's different culture in

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Speaker 1: New York. Like one lady literally yanked the dog away

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Speaker 1: from me and I didn't even touch it. I just

524
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Speaker 1: said hi to it. I want to meet every dog.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if a person likes me, but every

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Speaker 1: dog needs to like I want to meet the dogs,

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Speaker 1: touch the dogs, Hug the dogs. I have a dog.

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Speaker 1: My dog is my best friend and my everything. I

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Speaker 1: love dog people. Dog people are my people. I love dogs.

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Speaker 1: You love dogs? You love dogs? Dogs? Do you have

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Speaker 1: a dog? Yes? And what kind of dog is? She's

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Speaker 1: a mix? She's a Maltese Cocker Spaniels shit sue two Asians. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and then what's her name? Her name is shooge. Y'all

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Speaker 1: would flip out podcast a visual meaning can you pull

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Speaker 1: believe you'll have it? Hot producer Joe producer Joe has

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Speaker 1: a dog, Polly. There's Choogi on the beach. See god, huge,

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Speaker 1: just choo a little, just choo a little color color

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Speaker 1: on huge a colored tail and in this photo colors

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Speaker 1: colored ears. But we only do her tail again. Wait,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. I've never seen a dog with color come

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Speaker 1: to l A goes to the most renowned dog colorless, colorless.

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Speaker 1: So is there a person that that does like are

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Speaker 1: they a hair colors? Like for humans? Dog colors? That's unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: That is the most called creative grooming because it's done

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Speaker 1: with very specific ingredients that the dog can't feel. It's

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Speaker 1: vegetable pigment basically mixed with conditioners, so there's no chemical reaction,

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Speaker 1: there's no treatment processing. How long we'll stay died, till

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Speaker 1: it till it grows out, like till it fits well,

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Speaker 1: if I give her a bath all the time, it

551
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Speaker 1: eventually will fade out, but pretty much permanent. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I love that. I love that it's that that it's

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Speaker 1: an ethical thing, because that is I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: people don't realize sometimes maybe because Lena Einbinder will say

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Speaker 1: this to me, like they say, uh that you know

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Speaker 1: it's fucked up if you you know, miss gender your

557
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Speaker 1: dog or if you like just do all these things

558
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Speaker 1: to your dog, things that your dog has no no saying,

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Speaker 1: like those are off limits. But as long as it's

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Speaker 1: something like the fact that the dog can't feel these

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Speaker 1: chemicals is huge, that's great. I hear that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I have such a hard time watching movies and seeing

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Speaker 1: animals in them because they don't know that they're on

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Speaker 1: that mark. They don't know they're not getting paid. It's

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Speaker 1: like when you see somebody like really pull up on

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Speaker 1: the horse or like the horse falls. I just I

567
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Speaker 1: just get so upset. I mean, and it's not it's

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Speaker 1: all animals. Anytime the horse is nahing and like the legs,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well that animal can't be like it's not

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Speaker 1: like taking a cigarette after this and being like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I thought I could have given one, right right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's you know, is there is there any way

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Speaker 1: to do not that, not that you know, but like,

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Speaker 1: is there a responsible way to do that? Well? I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, I used to walk dogs. I used to

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Speaker 1: be a celebrity dogwalker. Oh, we're gonna get into this,

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Speaker 1: and my boss was a dog an animal wrangler, and

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Speaker 1: I know how it works. I know, you know, so

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Speaker 1: some are treated better than others. But that at the

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Speaker 1: end of the movie says no animals were harmed. It

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Speaker 1: can that can be completely bought When you see the

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Speaker 1: Pinnacle for me, yeah, when a horse falls, like no,

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Speaker 1: I hate it. That's why I love that c G.

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Speaker 1: I really yeah, I'm pretty sure they might do some

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Speaker 1: stuff standing on the horse, but like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to small anything. But there's like big

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Speaker 1: battle scenes and it's all faked. I heard today that, Um,

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Speaker 1: it's interesting you bring that up because I heard some

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Speaker 1: ta about the Final is a game of MS, which

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Speaker 1: is that they just shot like the final battle sequence

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Speaker 1: and it took fifty five nights to film. You know,

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Speaker 1: they fake, they fake, they shoot fake ones too, and

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Speaker 1: they said they were shooting three fake endings. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And they said that it's like it's like a revolutionary,

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Speaker 1: like um way of making sure there's no spoilers. They

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Speaker 1: a few hours, so they have to learn their like

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Speaker 1: dense dialogue in a few hours. And then the second

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Speaker 1: after um, like the scene was done shot, like the

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Speaker 1: scene would it would not even self delete, it would

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Speaker 1: disintegrate so that it just was never there. It's like

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Speaker 1: a program that they're using where they literally the script

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Speaker 1: only exists for a few god, and you can't even

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Speaker 1: like screenshot or anything. Wow. Um, okay, we need to

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Speaker 1: get into if we're allowed to talk about this dog

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Speaker 1: Walker to the Stars some of the clients. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I was again thinking about this. Okay, so there are

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Speaker 1: big people that you give him. I'll tell you off there.

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Speaker 1: But I was thinking it'd be fun to reveal one

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Speaker 1: of my big clients. I've never said this. Um, I

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Speaker 1: can say it because I never saw anything. I used

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Speaker 1: to walk Josh Groban's dog. Oh my god, is he is?

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Speaker 1: He a nice guy? So nice? And he is dog Sweeney,

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Speaker 1: a wheat and terrier. Shout out to Sweeney. I love

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Speaker 1: Sweeney so much. I miss him. I haven't seen them

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Speaker 1: in years and years, but like, that's my dog right there,

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Speaker 1: so much. Okay, it's so sweet. That's great. Nash is

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Speaker 1: little lovable, sweet shaggy doll. I love that, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. And ultimately it's extremely talented musicians, both

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Speaker 1: for sure. Now this is my thing with people who

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Speaker 1: dog walk. I have friends who dog walk. I would

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Speaker 1: It would be the hardest job in the world, rules

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Speaker 1: because I would develop attachments yes to these these animals,

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Speaker 1: and I see it like Lena, I'll name drop Lena again, Lena. Hi,

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Speaker 1: It's not that I have the opposite experience, but like

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Speaker 1: the dogs I've walked, maybe they're not good. Well yeah,

633
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: my dogs were all Like I said, I worked for

634
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Speaker 1: a trainer. My dogs were so well yeah. Well also,

635
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: you know, I think those people really cared for the dogs,

636
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: and you know what I mean, like put a lot

637
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: of time and I dogs had for this one dog

638
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: that was just awful. I have had a few awfuls,

639
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: for sure. They're celebrity awfuls. We won't have to name

640
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: the celebrities, but there are some awfuls and celebrities. Everyone

641
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: has an awful obviously. I want to tell y'all so bad.

642
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: There was this boxer who tried to ruin my life.

643
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't win. Boxers are supposed to

644
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: be I might be really wrong, and there aren't. They

645
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: supposed to be mostly well behaved, though well don't. Boxers

646
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: are confrontational, which doesn't mean a bad thing. I almost

647
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: wish I had more assertion in my personality, you know,

648
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: because I'm very like passive aggressive boxers. If you say, hey,

649
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: funck you go, what the fuck you say? They will

650
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: never turn the other cheek. They will come front. Do

651
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: you find that most of the stereotypes about these certain

652
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: dogs are true, like our pit bulls, like a little

653
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: edgy or dalmatians a little edgy Um. I only worked

654
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Speaker 1: with one Dalmatian ship all in the back of my car. Pits.

655
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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a breedist, so I will never

656
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: say that pits are dangerous. The problem with pitts is

657
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: that they Number one, our society has told us they're bad,

658
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: So when they're around people, tense up, they feel our energy.

659
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: Number Two, they can get over stimulated easily, and that

660
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: stimulation can trigger their prey drive. So, but that's not

661
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: even for all pits. And that's true for a lot

662
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: of breeds. That's true for bulldogs, that's true for poodles.

663
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 1: It just it's a personality trade. It's not a doctorate. Three.

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Speaker 1: It's just really sad that, you know, inner cities and

665
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: they're not educated about training and neutering and spading animals.

666
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: And then it's you know, it's it's just sad because

667
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: pimples are very they can be very sweet. I've met

668
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: some sweet yes, it's just people you have never I

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Speaker 1: want a pit bull. Oh my god, have y'all seen

670
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: what is that? Lady on the on Animal Planet with

671
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Speaker 1: the people Rescue. Why can't I think of the name

672
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: of it? Pa, God, it's the best show ever. Okay,

673
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: this bitch, this bitch on here. I can't think of

674
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: her name, and I feel so bad. She's this this

675
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: liked leather. She's seen some ship in her day. And

676
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: what does she doing on the show? What's the show? So?

677
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: She is a woman with fully grown children. She runs

678
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: a pit bull rescue in New Orleans, and she only

679
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: hires x cons as her employees. And she says, just

680
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: like pitts, these men have bad reputations and we're turning

681
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: it around because it's all bullshit. Everyone deserves a second chance.

682
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: She is a tough ass. Bit we need Tia torres Tare.

683
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: She's like Icon, She's giving you fucking Reba meets Jill

684
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: Zarin got locked out of the house. She's bad ass.

685
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 1: I love the show. I love this. I gotta watch.

686
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: Everyone deserves a second chance. Our prison system is fucked.

687
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: You're stripped of your of your individuality. You're not mentally

688
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: rehabilitated into our society. She says, I'm gonna get you there,

689
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you a job. I'm gonna get you

690
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: on a schedule. I'm gonna give you value to your

691
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: life in Dogs and the Men Bond. It's healing, honestly.

692
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: Is it a new show. No, it's been on for like.

693
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: Why have have they optioned this for a movie yet?

694
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: I would watch this. I want Amy Adams to play

695
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 1: Ta Tarres. I see you, Taures. Yes, and love that

696
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: go to hell Now now Joe has part. Producer has

697
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: never brought in Polly and I can't. That's so Offensive's baby.

698
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: She's old and foreign and it's far. She's old and

699
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: it's fall I've seen pictures of her in the studio though.

700
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: I want to meet her too. She's chilled. Polly's chill.

701
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: I want to I want to drive to New Orleans

702
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: and adopt a pitbull from Tia. I've said that a

703
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: million times. She's so strict she would get in a

704
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Speaker 1: van and drive to l A and check my house herself.

705
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 1: I mean they don't funk around. Yeah, No, these dogs

706
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: have been through enough, honey. They've been through enough, honey.

707
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Speaker 1: It seems like they're on top of it. Ta ta

708
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Speaker 1: At pit Bulls and Parole check it out. I think

709
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Speaker 1: we got it. We can we can network at My

710
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: dad would love that. And you can buy merch and

711
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: support them and send, you know, donate money to them.

712
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. So I haven't bought one, but

713
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Speaker 1: I would love to. I want. I want to ask

714
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Speaker 1: about we We've talked about the two piece, the pit

715
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Speaker 1: Bulls and the paroles. We haven't talked about the other

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Speaker 1: two pies, which is pop punk. Yes, I'm going Dad

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Speaker 1: Dad Earlier round and going Dan Slaying. You recently said

718
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Speaker 1: in one of your episodes that this is maybe your

719
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: favorite song of all time. I think it might be.

720
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Speaker 1: It's so it's like it makes my heart sing, especially

721
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: now like with some distance on it, you know now

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Speaker 1: as an adult woman, I really it hits me. Dat

723
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Speaker 1: boy holds up the largely hold up, and not everything

724
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Speaker 1: from that time period holds up, you know what I mean?

725
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Speaker 1: Simple plan hold good. Charlotte doesn't really hold up. Although

726
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Speaker 1: I actually kind of liked their their later stuff. Yeah,

727
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: I liked put up your hand say, I don't want

728
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: to be left. I don't want to. I just read

729
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: their Wikipedia page because my husband I were in the

730
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: car and we were debating, like what was their breakout song?

731
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: Like what it was? Little things? Little things? I didn't

732
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 1: even remember that. And then we went through the whole

733
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: discography of that. Yeah, the second that was their second,

734
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Speaker 1: That was the second, Yes, telling you you know what

735
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: good Charlotte does have some good stuff. They're touring and

736
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: let me tell you they look good. Those brothers, oh

737
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: my god, the one that's married Chi. I saw him

738
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: at Menchi's Yogurt with his two kids and he was

739
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 1: like serving me sexy dad, like helping out star, helping

740
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Speaker 1: out Harlow. And with the reveal with the yogurt, there

741
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Speaker 1: you go. And with with the reveal that Nicole Richie

742
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: gets it, maybe we have to give that Madden some credit.

743
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 1: Maybe he gets it. Maybe he does. They seemed I

744
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: could never get a read on them, like if they

745
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: were good people or not. I never liked them. And

746
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: I have a very specific reason why because the one

747
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: that was dating Hillary Duff at the time. Duff at

748
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: the time, like Kelly Clarkson, like was was also a

749
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: big pop star and Hillary Duff was a big pop star.

750
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: They actually were kind of competing pop stars at the time,

751
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: and he said something shitty about Kelly Clarkson and you never,

752
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: you never, you never disrespect her. But in my eyes,

753
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: that's our first American which is also why I have

754
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: a que just taste for and I have a passionate

755
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: joy for the fact that she's not doing well. Is

756
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: Avril Levine? Okay, what are your thoughts for Kelly? And

757
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: she was sixteen? Man, break right. I knew you would

758
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: say that you don't know? Have you near the hours

759
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: I spent sobbing to her first two c ds? I

760
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: would follow this room up, Jackie, Can I tell you something?

761
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: Her second album? Was it called Again or something like, um,

762
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter? The one with don't tell Me? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

763
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 1: What's it called? Why don't I know? It? Has? I

764
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: see the I see the CD. It's black with an

765
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: ex only listeners are screaming on us through hold On,

766
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: Hold on That second album under My Skin. So that

767
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,280
Speaker 1: album back in the age of you know, disc commands

768
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: and all that I was in China for six weeks,

769
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: was any of my family was bored out of my

770
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: mind and my sister and I which would trade the

771
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: disc man and we would play that was like one

772
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: of our three CDs that we had. I know that

773
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: album top to bottom like the back of my fucking hand.

774
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait, don't do this, don't do this. Wait, no, fuck,

775
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: I know. I just know every chord to freak Atlantica. Okay,

776
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: hold on, how does it start? Hold on? Hold on? Okay, Okay,

777
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm cheating a little bit. But while he's doing this,

778
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: let me say why I'm so hurd about al. It

779
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: was at the v m as and know what I'm

780
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,479
Speaker 1: talking about. And if you don't know, here's a short

781
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: abridged version. Kelly and Justin Guarini were finals in American

782
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: and they were the top two. They were giving best

783
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: New Artists evelivin one Evlievin came up and Kelly went

784
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: to hugger and Avril literally took her arm, lifted over

785
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: her head, took the award from her and like pushed

786
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: her out of the way. Basic. But don't you think

787
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: that was like part of her image or sound? But

788
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: I mean, she she was it does I I she

789
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: was a teenager man. But here's the thing you've done.

790
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 1: Teenager Amy Fisher and she that long island Lolita shot

791
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: Mary Joe Budafu go in the face and she was

792
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: a teenager too. And if you don't know what that is,

793
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: but it's because you're from Denver, you need to read

794
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: a book. Teenagers have to be held responsible for their actions,

795
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: go to prison and a people in Denver sit read

796
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: books because living in Denver precludes you from me. You

797
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: don't know about the long Melita, Amy Fisher, No, I

798
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: don't care. Are you joking? You don't know about the

799
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Speaker 1: li on Melita yea and yang. Okay, this is such

800
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Speaker 1: a good I think I heard. I've heard like this is.

801
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: This is a Tanya Tanya Harding level thing of culture. Okay,

802
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: I've heard little like I She's They're back in the

803
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: news though, because Mary Joel Did you see Mary Joe

804
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: was just on Meg and Kelly come up on Stern

805
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: a lot. They come up all the time. So as

806
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: Stern is still talking about these people. I mean, if

807
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: it comes up, it's like the way that John Benny

808
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: Ramsey will still be on the cover of the National Inquirer.

809
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: But because I was Johnny Ramsey, this was just as big,

810
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: if not bigger. Do you remember the rain of Bobbitt

811
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: grew up? You need to know your these because I was,

812
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: because I might have been in Canada. This Amy Fisher

813
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: was even earlier. Alright, But let me explain to you

814
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 1: what you will be obsessed with. So along on the Lda,

815
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: Amy Fisher was seventeen year old girl who was having

816
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 1: an affair with like Joe and he was in his forties,

817
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: like he was like a dad and his wife has

818
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: named Mary Joe. So the one day Mary Joe is

819
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Speaker 1: in her it's like after the kids have went to school,

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Speaker 1: age three days left, where where in Long Island is

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Speaker 1: that let's let's just say let's just say, let's say um.

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Speaker 1: But so she's at home one day, like minding her

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Speaker 1: own business, being a housewife. The doorboat rings and it's

824
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Speaker 1: this teenage girl with that gutten The gun is not

825
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: so they proceed to have fifteen minute conversation where she

826
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Speaker 1: says to her, my little sister is having an affair

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Speaker 1: with your husband, and um, I just wanted to tell

828
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Speaker 1: you that. And they have like a fifteen minute conversation

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Speaker 1: and towards the end of it, Mary Joe was like,

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Speaker 1: who are you? What are you talking about? Like you

831
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Speaker 1: gotta go, like I'm going back in my house. Amy

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Speaker 1: Fisher pulls out a gun shoots her in the face.

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Speaker 1: She s vibes. The next day she's able toify identify

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Speaker 1: this girl, and then they find out that she has

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00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: been having an affair with She posted her sister, though

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Speaker 1: at first know she posed as her. Know, she said,

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell you that my little sister

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Speaker 1: has been having an affair with your husband. But this

839
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Speaker 1: is not the same. Oh that what's listen? It was?

840
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: And so then where the lion that comes from is

841
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: you found out that she was having an affair with

842
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: a man. And what she tried to say as her

843
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: defense was that he was paying her and told her

844
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: to do it to kill his wife. And eventually, years later,

845
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: years later Mary Joe divorced Joey and now they're like

846
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: tabloid figures. In fact, they tried to Joey and Amy

847
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: Fisher tried to pick the reality show together like ten

848
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: years ago. Well, he was doing, she was doing. She's

849
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: a tam girl now, I mean that's great. Drew Barrymore

850
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: played her in a TV movie. How did I know

851
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: about Not Real quick? Larina Bobbitt slice her husband's deck off?

852
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: I know about her? You know about this Bob. It's

853
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: an icon, you know. Yeah, we all know about Bob Okay,

854
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: but that's that's it. Like a crazy teenager shot a

855
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: woman in the face. Al didn't shoot anybody. Can I

856
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: just say I have on good authority that Avril has

857
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: a comeback coming. That's all I'm going to say, and

858
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm here for it. On Okay, I'll say this resuscitation.

859
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I love Average. Here's why it hurts

860
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: when she did that. I was so hurt because I

861
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: loved Average. I let that go. It's it was more

862
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: than when people show you who they are, believed you.

863
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: Who said that people who show who they are believe them,

864
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: believe them? Is that somebody on Tom Model? Yes that

865
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: was that was actually season one? Yeah, I saw her

866
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: the Nelsalon wants Tyra car I see all the Next

867
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: Model people at my commercial auditions and it just breaks

868
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 1: my It's like it did nothing nothing, there's just guessing

869
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: one of the name. I mean, you're only outlets for

870
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: for after you leave that show is now to like

871
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 1: your Instagram sells skinny tummy ta or just like be a.

872
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: She's not even a real housewife. Fucking what's her face?

873
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: Well know she's getting added to the main cast of

874
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: Real Atlanta. She'll fitting great, great, But on the most

875
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: recent season, there was one girl, um I won't name

876
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: because it's embarrassing, but she was then seen training at

877
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: our friends restaurant afterwards, like, you know what, it's hard

878
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 1: out there. It's hard out there, hard out there. But

879
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: also man, it's hard out there, and you only get

880
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: so many chances Avril Levine, So I don't not hug

881
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: my girl. And she she struck once. That's one strike,

882
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: one strike. I think I think you need to second strike.

883
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: Spitting at the paparazzi. You need what she's what she

884
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: is right to do. You have to balance out against

885
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: all the good will, the good she's put out in

886
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: the world. Her second album, Take Me Away, Why does

887
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: it starts go away? To describe it, it's there inside

888
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: I do is high said it. We'll just go away?

889
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: What you do you do? If you know the pain?

890
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: She's right in my range. Yeah, it was ripe for

891
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: so she must be a go to karaoke for you.

892
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: Happy and well okay, So I was in a pop

893
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: punk cover band called punk Rock Barbie, and you must

894
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: have recovered some reharsonal I did skater Boy and Happy Ending,

895
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: Happy Ending is so good. It's so good together is

896
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: so good. Don't tell me he wasn't. Now, Okay, you

897
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: have to admit, Matt, can you can see that she's

898
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: a good songwriter. I can. I can see that she

899
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: can write hooks. The lyrics are literally bad. If you

900
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: look at the lyrics from My Happy Ending, they don't there.

901
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 1: It's not English guy. I mean it's bad. But I

902
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: do love. I'm with you, I get my life time

903
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: with you. I think I'm with you holds up definitely

904
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: holding on from aragon, I think, and don't forget. She

905
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: also Real Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson's true. Um uh, yeah,

906
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: so she ended up writing her song, but not on purpose.

907
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: You know how that works. Yeah, but then she must

908
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: have had something to be like, Okay, fine, you know what,

909
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to investigate that moment further because I don't

910
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: feel it's okay for me to comment not knowing the

911
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,479
Speaker 1: full story and seeing the footage myself. I mean, Kelly

912
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: has commented on it in the years ensuing. And then

913
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: you know, I'm from Dallas, like Kelly. I saw the

914
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 1: American Tour the first year in my home town of Dallas,

915
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: Kelly's hometown. But you know what, I'm I'm sick of

916
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: her trying to act her she's a comedian. Can you

917
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: just I know I don't find her charming. I don't

918
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 1: find her charming. I'm sorry, okay, find her charming. Here

919
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's here's the I

920
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: not angry, yes, because I don't know if it's the

921
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: right decision for her to be doing the daytime talk

922
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 1: show thing. It seemed to be doing the personality driven

923
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: things not too much. I think that in small doses

924
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 1: it's great. I have a concern, and please everyone understand,

925
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: you know, I say this with love. I have a

926
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: concern that she'll oversaturate this thing of Wow, what a

927
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 1: down home like fun like just like us kind of person.

928
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: You can only take so much of that. And I

929
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: also worry sometimes when she um talks about like politics,

930
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: only because one time she supported Ron Paul and I

931
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: was just like, I know that she's you know, from Texas,

932
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: and I know that, like she's a not not not

933
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: necessarily a Second Amendment queen, but I know that she's

934
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: you know, n RA and like all these things, which

935
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: is which is you know, it's your choice, but something

936
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: she's a member for a Russian op. It's not the

937
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: run for Russian money. Oh yeah, let's yes, stand Kelly,

938
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 1: go keep going. This is kind of what I mean. Okay.

939
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: She should be known for her amazing voice. Yea, and

940
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: so should Avril. No, she doesn't have an amazing voice. Yeah,

941
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: sure she does. It's nice and to know that you

942
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: are there and then you are being you are holding

943
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: a fucking grudge and you need to let it go

944
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: like the second second. Yeah, there is this weird double

945
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: standard here between Avril and better shut the fun up.

946
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna point you in your face because how

947
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: dare you when she said super cow? You know that

948
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: that appropriate appropriated? Want to understand what you want to

949
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: know something? I didn't even fucking care when Hello Kitty

950
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: came out. I didn't care it was called Hello Kitty,

951
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: I mean, and it was And it was not a

952
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: proud moment. That's not that's not a moment on her

953
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: trajectory that I would like to highlight. Come Kitty Kitty,

954
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: so pretty. I will say this is not defending her.

955
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: I'm just saying she's huge in Asia to this day.

956
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: They support her and keep her afloat. And so it was.

957
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: It was a marketing plois wasn't the right one, but

958
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 1: like it made sense for her to write a Japanese song.

959
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is just keep your eyes peeled for

960
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: the next few months. How much else? What else do

961
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: you know? We need to know? Jackie. I will tell

962
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: you off the air, this is a celebrity. She's being

963
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,959
Speaker 1: her covering the tracks. We're getting more tea from Jackie

964
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: than we are. He call my publicity. I can't afford

965
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: the public are kidding me? Can I can? I brag

966
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: real quick? So I had a birthday party last year.

967
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: It was a pop punk a day party. It was

968
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: nobody likes you in your thirty three and we all

969
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 1: wore like two thousands clothes and I got sent a

970
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: birthday video from Avril. So I'm on her. I'm a

971
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: stand I'm not going to talk bad about her, you know.

972
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: And and there's an evil video in my phone and

973
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: in my heart. Oh my god. So let's just say

974
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: I track her career closely and get excited because her

975
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: next song I think might be big. Here's here's what

976
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: I Here's what I'm feeling right now. I'm in it,

977
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: really conflicted, in like really troubling place Jo because she's

978
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 1: a member of the n r A because the Russian op.

979
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: I feel that you were a bit a better. We

980
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: don't know every every club. Avril is in bitch. I

981
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: feel like you have been a better friend. That moment

982
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: was you aren't defending Kelly Clarkson so hard against your

983
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: best friend who was holding her. Did you see her

984
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: do that? Like, sit down, be humble? Medley? Yeah, come on,

985
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: why there for me? The charm isn't there for me?

986
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: I think, oh, Grey, you know you're funny. I don't know,

987
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: it's not stop trying to make it happenings comedy career.

988
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: I don't think so. American America fell in love with

989
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: her for her personality and her voice. Yes, I think

990
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: she has an amazing personality invescent, beautiful, it's fun. But

991
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: I agree with you, like I don't know if the

992
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: talk show is the best use of energy when we

993
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: could be maybe focusing on the tour, you know, focusing

994
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: on I even think the voice is great. I think

995
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: she's good on the hotastic you know what I mean.

996
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm excited. T oh, yeah, who wouldn't she just one?

997
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: Ps though? Christina? I mean, if I was on the

998
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: voice and there was any option, it would be Christina.

999
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 1: She shades the Voice Now, Yeah, she doesn't like it

1000
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 1: at all. She's like it became like everything else. She's

1001
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: on record saying like it became like everything else in

1002
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: this industry. I mean, how many more has anyone come

1003
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: out of the Voice. I mean there's an issue there,

1004
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: there's an issue. Then here's my thing with the Voice,

1005
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: though I don't think any and it's I feel this

1006
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: way about singing competitions in general. Now they don't mean

1007
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: the same thing that used to mean, whereas like American

1008
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: Idol used to be if you want you were a superstar,

1009
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: or there's just not that big of an audience sing

1010
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: where there's so much distribution of views now and I

1011
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: feel like now what the Voice does and what American

1012
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: Idol does is it gives them a credit like that

1013
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: then allows them to pay their bills singing like none.

1014
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: They can tour, you know what I mean? Like, I

1015
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: feel like if you leave one of the lot of

1016
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: them go to Broadway. Yeah, and if you leave one

1017
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: of these shows, you know, we were just watching Dave

1018
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: Ariel and I were watching videos last night after the

1019
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: v M. A is Diana de Garmo. She's hot. The

1020
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: children have forgotten she can sing. Yes, she looks really

1021
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: good too. I saw a pot of her and I

1022
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: was like, yes, girl, and I bet she pays her

1023
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: birth singing. So she asked to look look at it

1024
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,959
Speaker 1: like it was a success. So yeah, are you Kelly

1025
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: Clarkson level? Are you carry Underwood level? Even like you

1026
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: know I love her carry Underwood? You know she's a

1027
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: problematic one too. Yeah, what'd she do just being a

1028
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: country singer? Problem? But Jesus, like the wheel life anthem,

1029
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: Jesus saying the wee Jackie, can you give us hor chates?

1030
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: Can you give us some hint as to the musicality

1031
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: of the next overall single? Or no? Like what what? What?

1032
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: What it's gonna sound like? What the sonic quality is?

1033
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: It's that you're keeping it that close to the insider info.

1034
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: I can't my god, it's from Camp Averall. It's from

1035
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: Camp Averall. Camp is the title of this up. Let's

1036
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: just say I'm really good at googling. Yes, honestly, when

1037
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: you when you google the I found Shila Bout's address, nur,

1038
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: when you google the pop star that's how you know? Now, God,

1039
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: aver I just really quickly, I I am I'm with

1040
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: Jackie on this, I'm team Avril. Uh. The different language

1041
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: versions of Girlfriend were iconic. There was a there's a

1042
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: Mandarin version of Girlfriend. She she recorded him, she recorded French, Spanish, Mandarin,

1043
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,479
Speaker 1: and there was one more. But it's just hey, hey,

1044
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: you you bean or no gusta Totovia or Tonovia or

1045
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: But then for the Chinese, for the for the Chinese,

1046
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: you want to know what she did? For the Chinese

1047
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: version did not stick to the original melody. Here's what

1048
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: she goes, here's what she does. Hey, hey, you you

1049
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: what she does? She sings on one tone. It's just one.

1050
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, she wanted to be respectful and

1051
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: it was a hit in China, So there you go. God,

1052
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: honestly whatever, like Avril, I never knew where let's see

1053
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: what's gonna turn And this is not where I thought

1054
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: it would Listen this, I mean, Joey bought a few

1055
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: go to long on to a career mishaps. I mean

1056
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: what we talk about dogs? No, no, we got into dogs.

1057
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: Well was the first thing that you said? You said, Oh,

1058
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: what was it? Oh? The sims say all the time.

1059
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: But I was like, what did you play for parade?

1060
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: I played for real I would waste the hours I've

1061
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: lost to the Sims truly insane. And then I tried

1062
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: to I have the SIMS three back at home, like

1063
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: at my apartment, and for a while they're like when

1064
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: Facebook was still like a viable thing. I would go

1065
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: on Facebook five and I figured out the way to

1066
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: go live to do like basically a twitch stream of

1067
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: me playing the Sims and just me taking me taking

1068
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: crowdsource suggestions about what to do next. And it was

1069
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 1: a huge failure, but you know, I would thanks. Um.

1070
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: I only got as far as like this mother and

1071
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: her daughter living in this house and the daughter sleeping

1072
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: with the mother's boyfriend. It was it was juicy. I

1073
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: would always just put in the secret code. Yeah, and

1074
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: then just like you to make the most a lavish house,

1075
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: and then like just try to have them fucking a

1076
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: big house. The house is now, they're going to fucking

1077
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: the billiards room. Let's make them fuck in the bathroom.

1078
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: Only they can only suck on the bed. I know

1079
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: I would put a bed in those rooms. I think

1080
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: they could suck in the jacuzy remember the sex bed

1081
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 1: that was yes, and it vibrated sometimes if you would

1082
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 1: put them in that bed. The baby would immediately like

1083
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: the little um, I remember that I got a kid now.

1084
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: I also loved hours playing that game. However, like most

1085
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 1: of what's occupied in my mind during that time is

1086
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 1: roller coaster typeoo and I would all the time. Yeah

1087
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: I love those sandbox games. They're good, Yeah, they're great,

1088
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: But the sims like you really it was actually a

1089
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: pretty good like writing tool because you would just you

1090
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 1: would just like be like, how do I want to function? Like,

1091
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: It's just it gives you space to be to like

1092
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: project all your It was a good like it was.

1093
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: It was also like a morality thing, you know, because

1094
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: for me it was I was my first reaction was

1095
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: like I want them to be the mayor. I want

1096
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: them to have a life, I want them to have

1097
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: nice things, I want them to be happy. But then

1098
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: there's pretty minutes like I'm going to draw him in

1099
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: the pool. Yeah, you know, like it's like such a

1100
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: duality of our minds. It's such a weird god thing,

1101
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 1: mini god complex that it was so fun to um

1102
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: set people exactly. Yeah, honestly, to like if we could

1103
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: go back and look at the houses that we created,

1104
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 1: it would be a wonderful eye back into our personal style.

1105
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 1: At the beginnings, I remember I used a lot of

1106
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,919
Speaker 1: chain of friends. Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.

1107
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: Carpet there was like a rug at the time was

1108
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: like shake the chic and that was like the peak.

1109
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: And also this was around the same time period that

1110
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: we're talking about, whichever, all three like this was around

1111
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: this time was it was a beautiful time? Were you

1112
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: were you like in middle school? High school? Then? Yeah,

1113
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: high school? So I think I graduated. But I don't

1114
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: like about my age. It's fine, but it's such a

1115
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: beautiful time. It was beautiful. It was truly beautiful time.

1116
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: And honestly, I always say the age of the metrosexual. Yeah,

1117
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: did you find yourself dating a metro sexual man? You

1118
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 1: know what is so tragic? Every guy I've ever dated

1119
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: has been the same person, which is what just like

1120
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: a white guy with my own hair and like medium

1121
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: build and like not necessary what what what kind of

1122
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: like flavor are they? What do they serve a in

1123
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 1: terms of flavor? Well, I like, how did that personality taste?

1124
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: Sense of humor? Intelligence, being a good person, being self sufficient.

1125
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: He's a I used to be teacher and a writer.

1126
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: I amazing Yeah, he's like a master improv improv visor.

1127
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 1: What's his name was? His name is Adam A Cave. Yeah, yeah,

1128
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: we know of him, don't know he's on bang. We

1129
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 1: have never had we've never had the distinct pleasure of

1130
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: meeting Adam. But when you're in l A, we're going

1131
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 1: to meet what y'all were in a LA because you

1132
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: did gave you had gave her song? We were. We

1133
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 1: were in l A for a bit, yeah, and then

1134
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: I went back. I returned. We can announce maybe prematurely

1135
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: on the pot be back in December, maybe for a

1136
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 1: live show. Yeah, oh maybe not. Maybe it's happening confirmed.

1137
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm teasing. Yeah he was teasing, but I'm

1138
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 1: not teasing. And maybe maybe Jackie you can do it.

1139
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: You'll you'll have to come on attribute we wanted to love.

1140
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 1: I got I really got ready today. I listened. I was,

1141
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 1: I put you on. I put on a cheap face

1142
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 1: max from a skin sheet mask remember now fetters, And

1143
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm ready to talk, talk to talk

1144
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: about I have a question. Okay, So I do want

1145
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: to make sure that we asked for some beauty tips. Okay, yes,

1146
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: then I need to do my I don't think. So

1147
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: we're getting okay, all right, but he's turn he get

1148
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: your hands off of that, and Mike, don't turn it

1149
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: to are you? How dare you? Joe? How dare you?

1150
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 1: What are you asking? Just y'all are so special? What

1151
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I just like I said your versus

1152
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: mac Androw, I think Matt's mcinrow Yeah, because I get

1153
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: really angry. Yeah. And meanwhile I have a Swedish simplicity. Yes,

1154
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 1: but it's beautiful, Thank you, thank you? All right, Well

1155
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 1: this is good. What were you going to ask? Here's

1156
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: what I'll ask. Okay, So I'm lucky I have, I

1157
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 1: have good skin. I've never thank you for saying I

1158
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 1: never have had a problem with my Yeah, and I

1159
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: think that I thought I found like the key to

1160
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: maintain that, which was coconut oil. And then I was

1161
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: told do not use that on your face. And and

1162
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: here's the thing, almost like psychosomatically, here's what happened. I

1163
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 1: have been like shaving a lot more because a friend

1164
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 1: of mine said you look better unshaved, better shaving than unshaven.

1165
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm gonna trust this person. So

1166
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: I've been shaving a lot oftentimes when I shave, like

1167
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: my skin a look at its best that day or

1168
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 1: the next day. And so what I've been doing is

1169
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: I've been putting a little bit of cocon oil on

1170
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: my skin too, because I figured, how could this be bad?

1171
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: And everyone has been complimenting me on my skin lately.

1172
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 1: After I put the coconut oil on, then I was

1173
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: sitting in the makeup chair on the product I was doing,

1174
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: and the makeup artist was like, I don't even have

1175
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 1: to do it too much to you. What have you

1176
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,439
Speaker 1: been using? And I said coconut oil, And she looked

1177
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: at me with panic in her eyes and said, don't

1178
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,919
Speaker 1: use coconut oil. It's gonna clog your pores. The next day.

1179
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: There's a little pimple right here. So I think, is

1180
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: it psychosomatic? Or is coconut oil not good? You know,

1181
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: this is a debate as old as time. Oh my god,

1182
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 1: along with you know, religion. I thought coconut oil is

1183
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: invented two days ago. It's right up there with religion.

1184
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 1: With religion, and you know, the wars and the wars,

1185
01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 1: there's I've heard coconut oil oil create a barrier, so

1186
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,440
Speaker 1: it actually won't it won't let moist you're in as

1187
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: opposed to moisturizing. But then I've heard it's great. You know,

1188
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: it says on the little bottle it says use um hands, face, feet, body,

1189
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry it doesn't say face and the one

1190
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,000
Speaker 1: I have. And then I was like, but it's been

1191
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 1: working for me. And then literally the next day I

1192
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: have like a because maybe it's too aggressive for your

1193
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 1: face skin, which is I think, don't put it on

1194
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 1: your face, Okay, alright. However, a lot of people use

1195
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: it to remove their liquid lipstick or their I make up,

1196
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 1: So if it works, do it for you. But I

1197
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 1: think it's too thick of an oil for your face

1198
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: and your skin isn't oily enough, like my skin is

1199
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: super oily, and so I feel like it would like

1200
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: I've started to use oil cleansers every now and then,

1201
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 1: and I found that it's better at just still moisturizing

1202
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 1: while stripping down dirt like you don't have you like

1203
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: your skin is pretty. Here's what I want. I want

1204
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: just something that's gonna like make me look fresher because

1205
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 1: often times, like if I I will get the bags

1206
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: under my eyes. Yeah, it's hard to get away and

1207
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 1: I like, that's what I'm looking for, making more kind

1208
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: of like youthful appearance in your eyes, brightening, brightening ceramony,

1209
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: vitamin vitamin C daily or no daily, And isn't like

1210
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 1: like a rub like um it would? It depends on

1211
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: what seram you get like um. I always ask price point,

1212
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: like are you a Sephora girl or you a Target girl?

1213
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Okay, because I was gonna

1214
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: say drunk elephant, which is Sephora? Okay, I'm gonna write

1215
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,680
Speaker 1: that down. I love that name, I know, and their

1216
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: packaging is so cute. In terms of target price point,

1217
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 1: I would try yes to blueberries you know, yes too.

1218
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:48,640
Speaker 1: You know they have yes to carrots, yes to me, yes, cockies,

1219
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 1: they have them all, but I think just make sure.

1220
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,080
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure the yes to blueberry would be

1221
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 1: a great like antioccident one and it's like eight dollars

1222
01:08:57,479 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 1: it smells, don't know, I can't wait. And you can

1223
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:04,680
Speaker 1: target scrubs. I love like um, like the kind of

1224
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: like salt like scrub in the room. Yeah, what are

1225
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 1: your face? Yeah? Yeah, I like to put in my face.

1226
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: It makes me feel sure. Yeah, I love that too.

1227
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 1: An invigorating scrub, but don't don't expiate too much. Well

1228
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,840
Speaker 1: that's again, that's another because men, I feel I can

1229
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:26,040
Speaker 1: handle it because your skin is different. It's just a

1230
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: fact I heard for real, U does a hardcore exploiation

1231
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,879
Speaker 1: every day. Wow, and he looks like and he looks fantastic.

1232
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: It does, Jackie. I I don't want to just like

1233
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 1: hug up at this time of your advice, but I

1234
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,519
Speaker 1: would love it. This is why I live. Okay, come on,

1235
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 1: this is this is this is I have the shiniest

1236
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 1: face in the world. Even even if when I do

1237
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 1: switch to an Weil cleanser, it doesn't make that big

1238
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 1: of a difference. What are you using daytime? You're doing

1239
01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 1: a moisturizer doing. Here's what I'm doing, okay, because they

1240
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 1: make great like oil Control style, even the oil Control

1241
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, is this real? I'm doing just a Now,

1242
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm just doing a basic natural like Alan Green tea whatever.

1243
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: Whatever the heck face wash cleanser tone good. I'm happy

1244
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: to hear that. Then I'm gonna put I have every

1245
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: now and then twice a week, I'll put a little

1246
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 1: bit of essence on and then do um do moisturize.

1247
01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm sticking to the Korean stuff, yes, like the route

1248
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: at least the routine. Yes, And I can't tell if

1249
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 1: it's working. Like I truly don't see a difference. There's

1250
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,800
Speaker 1: nothing discernible for me. No, I don't know, like like

1251
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm still shiny and stuff, and

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01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,799
Speaker 1: like I don't know if like is do we supposed

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01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: to be good? Because do we for me is like

1254
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,719
Speaker 1: extra shine. Well, that's the thing. The grass is always greener.

1255
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I wish my hair was curly and

1256
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,799
Speaker 1: versus I wish my straight. I mean, I'd kill for ade. Honestly,

1257
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 1: at this stage, I would kill for a dude. When

1258
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,479
Speaker 1: I was schlepping through New York earlier today, I was like,

1259
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,679
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I felt sweat on my face. I don't

1260
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: sweat really that much. And oh my god, I'm doing

1261
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,640
Speaker 1: right now, you know what I mean. Okay, So I

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01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: want to recommend something for you, please. Okay, she's looking

1263
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,800
Speaker 1: something out. Well, I'm gonna go on nashview dot com

1264
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,759
Speaker 1: because this is the best resource for because what happens

1265
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,839
Speaker 1: is my guests come on and then you can search anything.

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01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 1: I don't know that the website was this much of

1267
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 1: a source. It's a whole blog. There's don't play. It

1268
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,360
Speaker 1: is a brand. And basically I've had guests on and

1269
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:31,240
Speaker 1: that had oily skin and then they here we go,

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01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: you have been good. I try Yeah, yeah, we try

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01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 1: to keep it um just interesting, fun fresh. So all

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01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: kinds of people, but then some indie brand owners, some

1273
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:47,559
Speaker 1: makeup artists, some comedians, some actors, some artists, some writers,

1274
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:51,040
Speaker 1: but just all types of people, primarily women. But we

1275
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 1: just try to you know, I like everyone's opinion. I

1276
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 1: don't want to just have on people who want to

1277
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,600
Speaker 1: only use what I use or whatever. You No. No,

1278
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: I have people who don't even wear makeup come on

1279
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 1: and they go, I think this industry is bullshit and like,

1280
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,040
Speaker 1: you know whatever, and I'm like, cool, I want to

1281
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 1: hear about that. Yeah, Jackie's a pro. I'm trying to

1282
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 1: find this one product for you, especially if you like

1283
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 1: Korean honey, you're gonna love. Oh, here we go, there

1284
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,559
Speaker 1: we go. So my friend Amie Spalding was on, Who's

1285
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,200
Speaker 1: cute is a bug? She writes a bug? She writes

1286
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 1: lgbt um pre like what's the young yellow day? Ye?

1287
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,400
Speaker 1: This is her new book right here. Okay, let me

1288
01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:32,479
Speaker 1: find this product. She have you ever heard of castr Rex. No,

1289
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 1: it's a Korean brand. But the thing about Nash Beaute

1290
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 1: is I try to only talk about Quelty Free, like

1291
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:41,679
Speaker 1: we were talking about on animals, and unfortunately Korea band

1292
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:45,719
Speaker 1: animal testing band. But if they sell in mainland China,

1293
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:48,640
Speaker 1: then they are then they test on animal's part of

1294
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 1: it's like a part of the you know, it's it's

1295
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:53,640
Speaker 1: I think it will change though, because more people are

1296
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,559
Speaker 1: getting wise to it. She So there's some Korean brands

1297
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 1: that test on animals, but there are some that don't.

1298
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:00,360
Speaker 1: Cost r Rex is one of them that doesn't, and

1299
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 1: you can get it at Riley Rose. If you live

1300
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: in a metropolitan area, then Riley Roses like the new

1301
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 1: cousin of Sepphora. It's like all cute millennial and whatever

1302
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 1: they have costs are x there. They have like moisture pads,

1303
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 1: they have essences. They have the best sunscreen, because are

1304
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: we sunscreen boys? Honestly not when I don't have to. Yeah,

1305
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:24,880
Speaker 1: I really need to. We need to one, I'm telling you,

1306
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 1: especially in New York, because it's all the toxic crap

1307
01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:30,759
Speaker 1: in the air from our from the cars and everything

1308
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,920
Speaker 1: coming at us. Okay, I'm fine. So you're here in

1309
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:37,320
Speaker 1: New York and are you feeling like like yes a lot? Okay,

1310
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: Mire at oil Control Matta fire O SPF fifteen which

1311
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:44,720
Speaker 1: isn't n F SPF if you ask me, um, but

1312
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,439
Speaker 1: definitely need to get that one. And then the costs

1313
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:53,000
Speaker 1: r x um Aloe soothing sun sunscreen SPF A plus

1314
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:58,080
Speaker 1: plus plus. What's the p A. That's the uv A

1315
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,839
Speaker 1: and the uv B rays. If you're buying a sunscreen

1316
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,600
Speaker 1: that doesn't have p A plus plus plus on it,

1317
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: it's not doing anything for you because it's not blocking

1318
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,800
Speaker 1: those U v A. Okay, there's v A n u

1319
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,160
Speaker 1: v B. If it says broad spectrum, that's not to

1320
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 1: say broad spectrum SPF p A plus plus plus plus.

1321
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 1: Here's something, here's something I want to know. When are

1322
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:20,760
Speaker 1: you putting on too much stuff? Yeah? Like, yeah, I

1323
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 1: want to know. I want to know that because honestly,

1324
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,680
Speaker 1: like I know that all this stuff would be good,

1325
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: but how many like like even like you know, stuff

1326
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: you ingest like too much? Like what's like, I guess

1327
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 1: everyone's different. Listen to your body, Listen to your skin um.

1328
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 1: When you do skincare, you're supposed to do um thinnest, thickest,

1329
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 1: so that your face absorbs everything. Right. If you ever

1330
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,799
Speaker 1: do a skincare routine and your skin you feel stuff

1331
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 1: on it afterwards, or it's like you can see it

1332
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 1: peeling under your fingers, you didn't do it right, or

1333
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: something's not agreeing with you. So just it's all about

1334
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 1: trial and error and having fun. But there is a routine,

1335
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 1: like you were saying, there's a few clans, then you tone,

1336
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 1: then you serum, then you moisture, and then you do

1337
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 1: an oil after if you need one. But I think

1338
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 1: you'll don't need an oil. But but it's sing before

1339
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 1: moisture them before oh an I cream after toner because

1340
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: if you put too much shit, your I cream will

1341
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,680
Speaker 1: be blocked. And I'm trying to get that I air.

1342
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:17,559
Speaker 1: Ye look at snatch, yeah, and it looks snatched extremely

1343
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 1: it's been this has been I've been up since early

1344
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 1: hours and she doesn't look she looks fresh, and I

1345
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: try to keep fresh. You know. You know what I

1346
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: did when I was home because my parents just had

1347
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: it lying around and I was I just read on

1348
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 1: some block to do it. Um. I did just pure

1349
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 1: Manuka honey on my face. Very moisturizing, right yeah, time

1350
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:39,439
Speaker 1: minutes watch it off. My skin felt like a baby's ass.

1351
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: It was amazing. It's a very hot product right now

1352
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,080
Speaker 1: right and and ingredient and you eat a spoonful of

1353
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,560
Speaker 1: it and like a cold goes away. I love it.

1354
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,360
Speaker 1: I need that. It is like a miracle thing because

1355
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: you know what I woke up with today. He made

1356
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: a fire. He made a fire fire and maybe we'll

1357
01:15:58,160 --> 01:15:59,719
Speaker 1: go we'll we go to Whole Foods after the spye

1358
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:01,640
Speaker 1: some minu ghuney. We're gonna get someone new County after this,

1359
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:05,679
Speaker 1: when we're gonna get third Avenue. You can go down

1360
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 1: down that way. I'm going, Dad, Wait, I want to

1361
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 1: ask Jackie one final question before we move on. I

1362
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 1: don't think so much, I really because I admire your

1363
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,960
Speaker 1: lifestyle so much because on top of all this, your

1364
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 1: your vegan and I would imagine that it's so exhausting

1365
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:31,360
Speaker 1: having to like curate your choices, um and just have

1366
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,880
Speaker 1: to research everything that you consume. But so and so

1367
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,000
Speaker 1: is the way to sort of like combat that, like

1368
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: just to like find joy in that research or that's beautiful? Well,

1369
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 1: I I always say on Nash, do your damn best,

1370
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: do your damn best forgive yourself, love yourself, live your

1371
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 1: life one day at a time, and do your best.

1372
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: So it's so crazy the levels of veganism and how

1373
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,280
Speaker 1: deep you can go. Yeah, you can just decide one

1374
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 1: day like I'm done eating me, I'm done eating dairy.

1375
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:03,519
Speaker 1: And you still wear your nikes, you still um, you

1376
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 1: know so many things. You still use nutrogena, what tests

1377
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:11,640
Speaker 1: on animals, whatever, So there's so many layers to it,

1378
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:15,800
Speaker 1: and it's just it gets really crazy. So do your

1379
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 1: best in terms of cosmetics, like you just said, Minooka, honey,

1380
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 1: I don't use my new you know what, because right right,

1381
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: I do my best. Um, it's hard, and I've learned.

1382
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,280
Speaker 1: I've bought things on accident. And then I get home

1383
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 1: and I and I was about to like write up

1384
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 1: about it on ashvie dot com, like oh my god,

1385
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 1: this amazing new brow product that I got at a

1386
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: vegan retreat. And I get home and there's lanelin in it,

1387
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 1: which is um derived out of sheep's wool, which I'm like,

1388
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,519
Speaker 1: I don't really want that on my face. But also

1389
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,680
Speaker 1: I don't like the idea. It's fine, you know, the

1390
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,200
Speaker 1: wool industry a whole other thing. So I was like, well, funk,

1391
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to shout this out, but I'm not

1392
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 1: gonna throw it away. I'm gonna use it till it's

1393
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:58,400
Speaker 1: stunt release release. Forgive myself and for having one week

1394
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: minute for not googling it before I bought it, even

1395
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 1: though a vegan fu recommended it to me. Whatever I'm saying,

1396
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 1: there's so many layers to it, so everybody do your best.

1397
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:10,960
Speaker 1: If you really want to do be all vegan with

1398
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,639
Speaker 1: your cosmetics, you just have to only buy from vegan brands.

1399
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 1: It's the easiest way. How long has this been an

1400
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:19,120
Speaker 1: interest of yours? Like beauty in general? Like, well, I

1401
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,400
Speaker 1: was raised by a very glamorous my mother's like well

1402
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:26,640
Speaker 1: glamorous from the queen. So then, like was it was? It?

1403
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:31,560
Speaker 1: Were there pageants? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, pageant You have

1404
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:39,120
Speaker 1: a pageant background? Oh yeah? Wow? Seriously, well, well complicated, complicated.

1405
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,640
Speaker 1: Basically I was a singer as a child, and I

1406
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 1: was really good. I mean, I've posted videos of it

1407
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: that I would. I wept when I saw now because

1408
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,559
Speaker 1: it's just so powerful to see a little girl singing

1409
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:55,160
Speaker 1: a song about heartbreak so earnestly literally has no idea.

1410
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,160
Speaker 1: I was three. One of my favorite things, three singing

1411
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:01,160
Speaker 1: crazy about Patsy Cline at the stay on one of

1412
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 1: the most I'm telling you so like it's powerful. So

1413
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 1: I was. I was a good singer. I had a

1414
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 1: vocal coach, and she was like, oh, you should do

1415
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 1: pageants because her granddaughter did pageants. And so my parents

1416
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,200
Speaker 1: were divorced and busy, and they were kind of like, yeah, sure,

1417
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 1: go take voice lessons, do that, get out of the house.

1418
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm busy. So I just started doing them. But I

1419
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: was kind of like little miss Sunshine, Like I was

1420
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:22,120
Speaker 1: kind of clueless and and and was always the one

1421
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 1: with like the crappiest dress and like you know, and

1422
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:26,519
Speaker 1: the award for the child who got the least help

1423
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:31,240
Speaker 1: from their parents Lasa Simpson. You know. Um but it

1424
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 1: was interesting and I look back at it and it's crazy,

1425
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:38,320
Speaker 1: you know. Um My mom, I'd add a lot of curlers.

1426
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:40,800
Speaker 1: I wore a lot of girl you know. But it's

1427
01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 1: you know, it's a thing that's crazy. I don't know,

1428
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 1: it's it's easy for me as an outsider to romanticize

1429
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 1: all this for you, but you know, yeah, but that's

1430
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:49,599
Speaker 1: you know, but then I sort of caught you where

1431
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 1: you are too. I guess I don't remember enjoying it,

1432
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 1: but I'm but I'm sure I did. It's on some

1433
01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 1: level because why was I doing. I could have been

1434
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 1: like I would rather sit home and play the SAMs,

1435
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,200
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But I wasn't that deep endop.

1436
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 1: My friend was like little miss Texas, this this, and

1437
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:11,040
Speaker 1: this title trophies taller than her crowns that would hit

1438
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:12,720
Speaker 1: the ceiling of this room. I mean, she was like

1439
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 1: super into it, and I feel like always seeing her

1440
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,880
Speaker 1: and then I would always win talent, but I would

1441
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,240
Speaker 1: never win overall ever, and I was it was kind

1442
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:22,240
Speaker 1: of shitty. It felt shitty, you know, honestly. Okay, here's

1443
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:26,080
Speaker 1: the thing, Jackie, you're out there Texas Pageant circuit. When

1444
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 1: in talent trophies you have that in common with Beyonce

1445
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,479
Speaker 1: just like I mean, listen to But it set me

1446
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,840
Speaker 1: up for all this. I love, like I love the

1447
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:40,240
Speaker 1: idea of like accessible glamour, yes, and everyone deserves that

1448
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 1: and finding how to get that in your life and

1449
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,960
Speaker 1: what you how when what you want to use and

1450
01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:48,559
Speaker 1: not use in tracking that and just doing what makes

1451
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:51,720
Speaker 1: you feel the most beautiful on the inside and out,

1452
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 1: and that beauty is for you. Anyone else is for you.

1453
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. So that's kind of what nash

1454
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 1: beauty is. And that's and I just love Nashvie. We

1455
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: mainly talk with comedians, you know, and and my friends

1456
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,400
Speaker 1: and my friends that are actors, and I'm just like, so,

1457
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:09,000
Speaker 1: what are you using right now? I'm using this why,

1458
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been using it for eight years.

1459
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,640
Speaker 1: Does it work? I guess, Honey, I can find you

1460
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,400
Speaker 1: something that works better than contests on animals that you know,

1461
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 1: supports women of color, you know, all these other things,

1462
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 1: and that's kind of what it is. Just having fun

1463
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 1: and also a word commonly, honey. We're all talking about

1464
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:30,200
Speaker 1: that you were you were honey. My fans are called

1465
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 1: the Honeys. They named themselves that. Well, that's why that's

1466
01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:39,800
Speaker 1: why this was. This resonates so deeply with me your

1467
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 1: work because I get it. I almost bought a shirt.

1468
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of mystique Boutique? I saw it

1469
01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:50,160
Speaker 1: on I walked past it. It's on Canal, It's kind

1470
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 1: of in that area. But I went in and they

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01:21:51,479 --> 01:21:54,439
Speaker 1: had a shirt that said, honey, did you go shop

1472
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:57,080
Speaker 1: my size? Yeah? I kind of just went around. They

1473
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:01,360
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta salt bagel with vegan schmir. I

1474
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:05,880
Speaker 1: love a love you, thank you, because we need to

1475
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,679
Speaker 1: we need to legitimize salt. Big. I agree. I didn't

1476
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:10,560
Speaker 1: even know they were saying. My friends that live in

1477
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: l A, they're from New York, they should always buy

1478
01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:13,800
Speaker 1: bagels and I always eat them. And I was like,

1479
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,960
Speaker 1: what is this? Because I am a salt for I love.

1480
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,840
Speaker 1: I add salt to almost everything. Oh yeah, we're a

1481
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,840
Speaker 1: little sodium little boys. If we got if we get

1482
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:28,800
Speaker 1: into the restaurant and there's soy sauce, it's on. Yeah,

1483
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,759
Speaker 1: my sister as she's listening, hyang. My sister will always

1484
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:34,479
Speaker 1: always get on my case about before I even taste

1485
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 1: the food putting salt on it, just like why are

1486
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 1: you doing that? Like you don't have to do it.

1487
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:42,040
Speaker 1: It sure does, sure does, now just a little bit

1488
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,600
Speaker 1: on top. And also when people I know I have

1489
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,200
Speaker 1: my I don't think so honey, never mind, Okay, I

1490
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:47,920
Speaker 1: just want to say, Jackie, that was a great answer

1491
01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:51,600
Speaker 1: about realized amazing that that that was. I love that

1492
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,599
Speaker 1: answer about about your approach to veganism, or just your

1493
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:56,840
Speaker 1: suggestion to everyone to just do their best, because even

1494
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,400
Speaker 1: at whatever layer they're at, we all know how fucking

1495
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 1: horrible it is. By now we all know, you know,

1496
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:08,200
Speaker 1: there just the world. Yes, you have to be blind

1497
01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:11,520
Speaker 1: in death. Yeah, and all the reasons because the environmental

1498
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,920
Speaker 1: impact the health. We all know. That's because it's hard

1499
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:19,519
Speaker 1: to recon rehabilitate your brain and life around this entire

1500
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:21,800
Speaker 1: new set of principles that we have not been told

1501
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 1: our whole lot. I mean I grew up in Texas

1502
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,560
Speaker 1: in the nineties. Yeah, you think I don't know my

1503
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:32,360
Speaker 1: way around the chili's menu? Yeah? Way? Was there recently

1504
01:23:32,439 --> 01:23:37,439
Speaker 1: documentary with nataliemportment that she did h yeah? Uh? Eating animal,

1505
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:39,400
Speaker 1: eating animals, Yeah, I haven't seen it. I don't need to.

1506
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:42,160
Speaker 1: I don't need to, Like earthen things, I don't need

1507
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:44,600
Speaker 1: to see because you're aware already. I don't. I know

1508
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:47,080
Speaker 1: it all. I know it all. And there's a ton

1509
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:51,200
Speaker 1: of docks, cowspiracy, cow spiracy we gotta watch, but I

1510
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:53,400
Speaker 1: mean they're all great. Eating animals is specifically about factory

1511
01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:56,000
Speaker 1: farm and they focus on factors and you know all

1512
01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:57,560
Speaker 1: that already. I just I don't. I don't need to

1513
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:01,280
Speaker 1: see it. It will only upset me aware, But I

1514
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:03,160
Speaker 1: was just and I think the point of the documentary

1515
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:04,880
Speaker 1: is what sort of what Jackie is alluding to is

1516
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:07,680
Speaker 1: that any level, any layer you're at in veganism, you

1517
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:10,400
Speaker 1: you will make an impact in some way. And that's

1518
01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:12,599
Speaker 1: just just be down with it. Like I have friends

1519
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:16,559
Speaker 1: and family members who literally won't eat a meal without

1520
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:21,120
Speaker 1: meat on the plate. They won't and do you. But

1521
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:24,040
Speaker 1: I think I'm I'm just down if you're down to

1522
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,840
Speaker 1: like go get some with me and like you know

1523
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,960
Speaker 1: what I mean. That's just you know, a little little

1524
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,280
Speaker 1: differences every and make a little change that goes along

1525
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: way from all the vegan restaurants out there. Cute as hell,

1526
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:41,479
Speaker 1: delicious eat tasting cute as hell by Lizzo. Okay, tasting

1527
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:44,200
Speaker 1: cute as hell. I've been having the most amazing like

1528
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:48,080
Speaker 1: vegan food trip around New York. My Honey's gave me

1529
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,240
Speaker 1: tons of rags. There's some diner in Brooklyn are meeting

1530
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:56,200
Speaker 1: while Yes, that sounds so fun. Yeah, that's great to

1531
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:59,920
Speaker 1: give back. I just need somebody to tell me they're listening.

1532
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:04,799
Speaker 1: I went, you know, I'm tangible. This this is totally

1533
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:07,360
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like anyone's listening. But then, but then the

1534
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:10,320
Speaker 1: people who do are just the best, um and great

1535
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,519
Speaker 1: vegan restaurants in Montreal. I went to one with Julio

1536
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:18,320
Speaker 1: and it was delicish, remember you, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Um. Well, anyway,

1537
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:19,760
Speaker 1: I think it's time. I think it's time for I

1538
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:21,599
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, So Matt and I will go first.

1539
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:24,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. This is, of course, are

1540
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:27,240
Speaker 1: our minute long segment where we take one minute to

1541
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:29,880
Speaker 1: really on something in culture. And I would say, we're

1542
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:31,960
Speaker 1: you know it thinks to John Guy Ramsey in that review,

1543
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:35,160
Speaker 1: we are we're returning to form here. John Gane, by

1544
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 1: the way, needs to be a writer if they're not

1545
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:41,800
Speaker 1: wonder beautiful beautiful, beautiful pros beautiful pros and honest, okay

1546
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,960
Speaker 1: to right for up rocks or something. And also, just

1547
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:46,599
Speaker 1: by the way, f y I you guys. September two,

1548
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:48,960
Speaker 1: we are at the Brooklyn Comedy Festival at Brooklyn Bazaar

1549
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:52,040
Speaker 1: doing I don't think so honey alive with some talent

1550
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:54,280
Speaker 1: to be announced. We don't yet have a time, which

1551
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:56,120
Speaker 1: I think is bizarre. And this is the tea but

1552
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:58,760
Speaker 1: we'll find out. We'll find out, then we'll let you know. Okay, So, Matt,

1553
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:02,160
Speaker 1: I think you have one. I think it's so funny

1554
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:03,639
Speaker 1: that you said we're going to be turning a leaf

1555
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:05,760
Speaker 1: on this episode because of the review, and now we're

1556
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:08,400
Speaker 1: I think I will be. I will be biting. But

1557
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:09,960
Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so, honey,

1558
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 1: his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People

1559
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,559
Speaker 1: when I'm out with you at dinner and I put

1560
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,800
Speaker 1: some lemon on the food, and you say, why did

1561
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:20,200
Speaker 1: you do that? Because lemon is good, bitch. That's why

1562
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:22,200
Speaker 1: I put the lemon on there, because to make it

1563
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:25,400
Speaker 1: taste better. If you're gonna have a food or a fish,

1564
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:31,040
Speaker 1: especially fish without lemon, you're fucking sick. I want lemon

1565
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:35,479
Speaker 1: all over my food, honey, in fact, drenched like like

1566
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:38,479
Speaker 1: Shelly Winters and the Posse Sidon Adventure. I want to

1567
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:42,120
Speaker 1: see this fish drenched and learning. And then don't take

1568
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:45,840
Speaker 1: a tone with me when I try to elevate your

1569
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 1: dying experience with your nonsense. You know what a bland faced? Sorry,

1570
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:53,320
Speaker 1: do you know what what a plain fish taste like?

1571
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:59,759
Speaker 1: A bland fish? You need lemon, especially on your fried food.

1572
01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:03,160
Speaker 1: You're fried fish. Are we allowed to eat fish with

1573
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:11,280
Speaker 1: no vegan vegan? I don't think so, honey, Um, no lemon. Okay.

1574
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:13,600
Speaker 1: That's one minute Matt had to ask the question, is

1575
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:17,679
Speaker 1: fish okay to eat for vegans? I agree? And also line,

1576
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:23,479
Speaker 1: if there's a lime, I'll toss that, Honey, I will

1577
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:26,960
Speaker 1: put lime all over. They need to put more than

1578
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:31,280
Speaker 1: one wedge. More than one wedge. Hold me a whole

1579
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,320
Speaker 1: handful of wedge. If I have wood in front of

1580
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 1: me in a lime thing, I say, I say thanks

1581
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:40,479
Speaker 1: God for the lime. And when there was a story,

1582
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,760
Speaker 1: a news story that h a few years ago, we

1583
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:48,599
Speaker 1: were going to be low onlines because of the situation. Yes,

1584
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,920
Speaker 1: that was a dark day. I was like, we need limes.

1585
01:27:52,479 --> 01:27:54,200
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? Do you'll remember the like

1586
01:27:54,560 --> 01:28:00,160
Speaker 1: avocado epidemic? You know why? That was because McDonald's came

1587
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:01,880
Speaker 1: up with a new sandwich with avocado on it and

1588
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:04,680
Speaker 1: it caused a world wide shortage. I thought that was

1589
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:08,439
Speaker 1: a cartel thing. No, that's not what I heard. She's

1590
01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:13,360
Speaker 1: got inside Jackie. Jackie's got camp sources all over McDonald's twitter. Honey,

1591
01:28:13,479 --> 01:28:15,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that I feel that my

1592
01:28:15,439 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Was good for the first

1593
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:18,960
Speaker 1: forty seconds, and you know it was pretty I loved it.

1594
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:23,160
Speaker 1: I like that for the love. UM, don't think so honey. Okay,

1595
01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:25,599
Speaker 1: here we go, I got I got it. His time

1596
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:29,240
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so honey. MTV, Oh yeah,

1597
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:32,680
Speaker 1: that's right. I'm coming after all of kom No, not

1598
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:36,759
Speaker 1: not all of ICM. We love Comedy Central, such great program,

1599
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 1: But MTV, you were like this cultural paul in my childhood,

1600
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,640
Speaker 1: where kids at school I famously did not grow up

1601
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:46,400
Speaker 1: with cable kids at school. Your social currency was your

1602
01:28:46,439 --> 01:28:48,680
Speaker 1: knowledge of whatever the funk happened on the Hills the

1603
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:52,320
Speaker 1: night before, Bitch, I did not blink an eye bad

1604
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:55,599
Speaker 1: and I when they announced this faux Hill's red breathe,

1605
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:59,640
Speaker 1: it was happening. Okay, here's here's the deal. Whitney's not

1606
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:03,080
Speaker 1: coming back, Lauren's not coming back, and what that other

1607
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:08,680
Speaker 1: fucking Kristen. Okay, but listen, also, I don't think so

1608
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:13,479
Speaker 1: many the Hills, bitch, what a fucking nothing show, fucking

1609
01:29:14,439 --> 01:29:18,879
Speaker 1: bland milk toast as show and which nothing ever fucking happened.

1610
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,360
Speaker 1: We did not know why Lauren and Heidi gone to

1611
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:25,360
Speaker 1: a fight right second. Fuck MTV, Fuck the Hills, fuck

1612
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:28,000
Speaker 1: the vietnames and fun the Vinas for enabling people like

1613
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:30,360
Speaker 1: Madonna to do to dress up like a fucking post

1614
01:29:30,479 --> 01:29:34,479
Speaker 1: Malone doll, and death the Creator read his name one

1615
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:37,519
Speaker 1: minute in an hour. Thank you. Um. Here's the thing

1616
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,719
Speaker 1: that that I want to say about the Hills reunion.

1617
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:43,280
Speaker 1: What I said, it would have been the funniest thing ever.

1618
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:47,200
Speaker 1: If they all came out on stage and said, everyone,

1619
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:50,240
Speaker 1: we're happy to announce the Hills was returning and Elsie

1620
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:54,120
Speaker 1: wasn't there, and they said, and it's true, And if

1621
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:56,040
Speaker 1: they all moved to the side and in the back

1622
01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:58,560
Speaker 1: of the door came open and a bigger fanfare that

1623
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:01,839
Speaker 1: j Lo got. Elsie. You walk down the stairs. Everyone's

1624
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:05,840
Speaker 1: in the audience screaming. Beyonce's on her feet screaming and crying,

1625
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:08,800
Speaker 1: and Elsie looks so beautiful in a flow length gown

1626
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:11,400
Speaker 1: and she's like, that's right, I'm returning to the Hills.

1627
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:14,519
Speaker 1: I said, that should have been what happened, okay. Um.

1628
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,760
Speaker 1: I used to always see them at the clubs when

1629
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:20,519
Speaker 1: I do. I used to always see them at let

1630
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:23,040
Speaker 1: do I remember moving to the city when the city

1631
01:30:23,479 --> 01:30:26,439
Speaker 1: was coming out the City's really nothing happened on that

1632
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:29,960
Speaker 1: because she was nothing happened in her personality. You remember

1633
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:33,479
Speaker 1: the Hills or the Laguna Beach theme song, um, let

1634
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:37,960
Speaker 1: the rain fall down and wake mares, let it wash

1635
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:43,320
Speaker 1: show away, because I want to hear that. I want

1636
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:51,679
Speaker 1: to let the rainfall down. I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean.

1637
01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:55,960
Speaker 1: That's that song actually had a good like Yes okay,

1638
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:59,120
Speaker 1: but that chorus could have shaved off that last I'm

1639
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:02,439
Speaker 1: coming clean. It's was indulgent. It was indulgent. I mean,

1640
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:04,360
Speaker 1: it all comes back to Hillary Uff. That's real number

1641
01:31:04,439 --> 01:31:07,559
Speaker 1: twenty nine of culture. It all comes back to Hillary Duff.

1642
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:14,120
Speaker 1: And also we can never forget um the Natasha, Yes,

1643
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:17,519
Speaker 1: thank you, okay. So this Jackie john I've done some,

1644
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:21,600
Speaker 1: I've prepared, If that's okay, Come on. This hits my

1645
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:24,800
Speaker 1: process oriented centers so hard. I love this jockey. This

1646
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,840
Speaker 1: is Jackie Johnson's I don't think so, honey. Her time

1647
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,800
Speaker 1: starts now going to bed without taking your makeup off,

1648
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:32,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I know you're tired, I

1649
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:35,800
Speaker 1: know life is hard, but take five minutes and take

1650
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:38,120
Speaker 1: care of that damn face. Do you want to attract

1651
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:45,240
Speaker 1: eyelash MITESA google it sweedie, grab the cleanser, wash those

1652
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:48,320
Speaker 1: dead skin cells off. If you don't, boards are gonna clog.

1653
01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:51,519
Speaker 1: Skin is gonna be dull. You're gonna get wrinkles because

1654
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:54,200
Speaker 1: sleeping and makeup breaks down your skin barrier and ages

1655
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,479
Speaker 1: your face. And you know how you've obsessed. Our culture

1656
01:31:56,600 --> 01:32:00,160
Speaker 1: is second. As Heidi says, one day you're in and

1657
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:04,120
Speaker 1: the next day you're out. Youth has wasted on the young.

1658
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:06,920
Speaker 1: Don't be lazy and don't take your youth for granted.

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01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:10,479
Speaker 1: Do a nightly skin routine and if you won't, at

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01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:14,000
Speaker 1: least get a damn makeup wipe and drag it across

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01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:18,719
Speaker 1: your face before going to bed. I have six words

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01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:27,599
Speaker 1: for you. I don't think so huh. That's one minute. Triumphant, beautiful, beautiful.

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01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:31,880
Speaker 1: That was amazing, and that's for everybody. Yes, an educational

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01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:34,040
Speaker 1: above all else. Did you know about eyelash mites so

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01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:37,120
Speaker 1: they we have to talk about. We have talked about

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01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:42,160
Speaker 1: eyelash mites. That sounds very scary and threatening. They are

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01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:44,280
Speaker 1: called follical mites and they are on all of our

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01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:47,080
Speaker 1: faces right now. Oh my god. And if you don't

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01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:49,559
Speaker 1: wash off your makeup. Then it makes them way worse.

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Speaker 1: If you ever see like little rednesses around people's nose

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01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:56,519
Speaker 1: and eyes, that's probably what I'm telling you. They're in

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01:32:56,600 --> 01:33:00,559
Speaker 1: our follicles. They mate. They they're fun in our heads,

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01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:04,240
Speaker 1: sucking in our eyelashes. They're meeting their soulmate, they're having children,

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01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:10,760
Speaker 1: they're raising families. They have full lives on our face. Yeah, yeah,

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01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:13,639
Speaker 1: that's where I want to live. My airbnb is basically

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01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:17,360
Speaker 1: an eyelash. Where are you saying? Lower side? Oh and

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01:33:17,439 --> 01:33:19,360
Speaker 1: then that's an eyelash hunting. I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: that means. No, here's the thing. Can I be vegan

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Speaker 1: but also eat deep fried eyelashed mates? I think we

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01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:31,400
Speaker 1: can make one one exception. Yeah, well, you know there

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01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:34,120
Speaker 1: is something to eating bugs because it's a more sustainable

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01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:36,760
Speaker 1: protein source. And you could argue that they don't have

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01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:40,680
Speaker 1: like um is, dracrine systems or something. Yeah, you can

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01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,040
Speaker 1: argue with that. So I don't know there is something

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01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,320
Speaker 1: to that. I feel like someone's asked me before, like

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Speaker 1: would you eat crickets? And it's like I don't need that.

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01:33:47,320 --> 01:33:48,960
Speaker 1: But if we ever get to a point in society

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01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,160
Speaker 1: which we will because you're running out of our resources.

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01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,160
Speaker 1: If we need a sustainable protein source, then maybe I'll

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01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:58,120
Speaker 1: bust out some crickets. I don't know. I mean they

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Speaker 1: don't have right, I don't know. I was going to

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01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:06,160
Speaker 1: say soul, but endocan system as well. I fucking love

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01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:09,400
Speaker 1: this episode. This episode. Let me tell you something. It

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01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:13,800
Speaker 1: actually I think through conflicts through the age. That's like

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01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:16,800
Speaker 1: we came together, absolutely, and I think it's a historic

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01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:19,400
Speaker 1: episode because I was forced to admit some of Kelly's faults.

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01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,760
Speaker 1: This is this is huge, Chuck. I mean Kelly doesn't

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01:34:22,760 --> 01:34:26,679
Speaker 1: even writer her own sounds. Yes she does. She tries

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01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:30,840
Speaker 1: half of them, roughly half. She actually wrote my favorite

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01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:32,680
Speaker 1: song that she does, which is actually the song that

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01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:35,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna close out too, because we close that every

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01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,880
Speaker 1: time with the song. But here we have to say,

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Speaker 1: subscribe to Natch Beaute and be listening to Natchaute and

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Speaker 1: be on nashbute dot com. Because it sounds like there's

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Speaker 1: something every I love. Oh god, I love a good

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Speaker 1: If it's a funny beauty blog, I'm down. I'm sold.

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01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,320
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're sounds like you're going to be a consumer.

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01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:56,160
Speaker 1: Are you going to be a honey. I'm gonna be honey.

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01:34:56,160 --> 01:34:58,880
Speaker 1: I think we are. I think honey, we're honey. This

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01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:00,840
Speaker 1: is my favorite Kelly Clarkson talk on. She wrote these

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01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:06,760
Speaker 1: words because I want you to know that it doesn't matter.

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01:35:08,320 --> 01:35:14,719
Speaker 1: We'll take this road. Someone's gotta go, and I want

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01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 1: you to know you better. I want to so already

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01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:26,720
Speaker 1: gun and I guess it'll be easy to skip to

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Speaker 1: the karaoke parts if you didn't like that, gen Gencone

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Speaker 1: noose By. This has been a Forever Dog production executive

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