Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up, man sockers. Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Monsacer Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blacks and I'm
Speaker 1: Never alone. Mike. I can't believe you remember that one
Speaker 1: I'm never alone the last episode you forgot. I'm never alone.
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend? You always here? Yeah, you're homeless Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend. Uh? Yeah I am because uh I'm always
Speaker 1: in the background of Michael Blacks. You are my shadow.
Speaker 1: I am your Chinese shadow. Yes, you are the Chris
Speaker 1: Tucker and I am the Jacket Chong. No, I'm more
Speaker 1: like I'm Batman. You're robbing motherfucker. Oh talking about superheroes,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, did you hear about that brand new superhero
Speaker 1: called Clark Kent jr. Um. Who the fund is that?
Speaker 1: Oh it's a superman? Nothing important? What's wrong with the uh?
Speaker 1: What is that called Clark? Can't Son is a uh bisexual?
Speaker 1: So the new Superman is is uh gonna be uh gay?
Speaker 1: For real? Is that the first gay superhero? I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure there's a few, but we just don't know, Like
Speaker 1: rab Band Batman's probably, but you don't know, you know,
Speaker 1: you think Batman's is bisexual. I don't know, Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: you're asking the wrong Chinese. What do you think? I mean,
Speaker 1: who's the one of the world them tight clothes? I
Speaker 1: think like everyone Man, Batman. Maybe they were a bisexual
Speaker 1: Robin uh Pinocchio el Pinoco heads like, he don't know,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, um who else? There's a lot of super Well,
Speaker 1: how about in your time, Michael, that that Chinese bathroom?
Speaker 1: What are you wearing? You know, I know exactly what
Speaker 1: you're wearing. My buddy, give that clothes to you. So
Speaker 1: this one guy, we're all going through the Apple, all right.
Speaker 1: So I get to um my hotel in Vegas, right,
Speaker 1: I'm hanging out. I have a late flight, you know,
Speaker 1: because you know Vegas, you gotta check out of like
Speaker 1: noon or whatever. I have, and I have a six
Speaker 1: pm flight. So I decided I'll get Let me get
Speaker 1: my bags to the bellman and me gamble, go to
Speaker 1: the mall, go shopping at the for them all, and
Speaker 1: then I run into a fan and make clothes. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I make clothes, man, and I'll give you something. I
Speaker 1: was like, sure, man, you give me something, and he's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I SA have it. So though I don't
Speaker 1: have it, he said, i'm m can I beat up
Speaker 1: with you and give it to you. He didn't have
Speaker 1: at that moment, right, So this guy like, um, I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I said, here's the phone number. Go get it. I'll
Speaker 1: be in it. I'll be in this whole area. I
Speaker 1: was near the forum all or whatever I saw be
Speaker 1: in this area. Just come back when you go get
Speaker 1: it and call this number. You know. I gave him
Speaker 1: Grant's number, my homies number. I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: calling when you're ready, when you have it. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: very nice of you. So okay, now we are ready
Speaker 1: to go head to the airport, and we call him
Speaker 1: last minute. I almost forgot about him. I'm like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're about to leave, bring the clothes over. So then
Speaker 1: he like, okay, he's coming outside with no size, Like
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes this guy come outside. Yes, So we're like,
Speaker 1: we walked to the taxicab station. Wow, that's very nice
Speaker 1: of you to do all that. No, like, we're about
Speaker 1: to get the funk out of here. I'm not waiting
Speaker 1: for this fucking guy. He's goddamn clothed in line. So
Speaker 1: I hit him. I said, listen, about to get the
Speaker 1: taxi man. He said, I'll be right out. We're in
Speaker 1: another like ten minutes. I'm like, we don't have time
Speaker 1: to play games. It's almost time for our flight. Funky,
Speaker 1: we're hopping a taxi. We had we had the airport,
Speaker 1: he called him grand I text myself listen, but we're
Speaker 1: waiting for you for twenty minutes. We are leaving. He's
Speaker 1: I'm coming to the airport. Dry. He's in the taxi
Speaker 1: to the airport. I'm like, I don't think this guy
Speaker 1: is playing dut Duck goose go see catch a girl,
Speaker 1: get a girl right. I'm not sure what kind of
Speaker 1: fucking games this guy is playing. But the airport checked
Speaker 1: my bag in grants like grants that, Mike, this guy
Speaker 1: is gonna come. I believe this guy is gonna come.
Speaker 1: So he like he um, he ran, you know, he's
Speaker 1: guys like. So the guy hit Mars and the guy
Speaker 1: he ends up coming to the airport. So then he
Speaker 1: brought the outfit. Okay, So shout out to the guy. Uh,
Speaker 1: what'sn't the mother close again? Let me see, let me
Speaker 1: see what this guy wrote. Uh vine g V, that's
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Shout out to him. Shout out to
Speaker 1: Jivan g V in Vegas. His Instagram is underscored j
Speaker 1: O v E n j E f E underscore. So
Speaker 1: he gave you the whole sweat suit. Thank you. So
Speaker 1: let me be let me um, let me let me um.
Speaker 1: That's very nice of you, Mike. But he preferred me
Speaker 1: wearing it, not you Johnny's best friends. So he's breaking
Speaker 1: me pissed at that. I know that you're extra small. No,
Speaker 1: I have a small I'm I'm I'm eventually. Let me see.
Speaker 1: Turn around me, best friend. I watch your fucking airphone.
Speaker 1: You fucking I see the back is nice. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: an award talk Okay, turn around me see the front.
Speaker 1: Look at that sweatsuit. Yes, that shot and my cute
Speaker 1: face in my feet. All right, there you go your sweatsuit. Mothersucker.
Speaker 1: Now I shot at the Thanks for my switch. It's
Speaker 1: all yours man. It's winter time. Make it's really nice
Speaker 1: of you to give. And I'm wearing some friends. Now
Speaker 1: this is actually old I just had in my closet. Wow,
Speaker 1: their design used to be that. You know, we have
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred fans that they watching the show. You have
Speaker 1: a whole student full of people. Man, have guests in
Speaker 1: the house. Hey, nigger news. Oh that's what happened, best friend?
Speaker 1: What happened? Michael blox Kelly said he's about to start
Speaker 1: singing in the courtroom. Whoa, I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: that one? Is that pay per views? Best friend? Is
Speaker 1: not the singing we're thinking about, he said, he about
Speaker 1: the fucking snation on every body. Oh, different kind of sing.
Speaker 1: Kelly said he was not the only nigger kidnapping and
Speaker 1: pissing on bitches. All right, so y'all bottom, y'all, everybody
Speaker 1: about to go to jailer, all right, everybody's about to
Speaker 1: go to jail. Yeah, everybody ever pissed on anyone? Uh,
Speaker 1: be ready, be the fun Ready. I thought he was
Speaker 1: gonna sing that. I believe fly And you know what.
Speaker 1: The thing about it with all Kelly is like, you know,
Speaker 1: they say, Okay, you know, Bill Cors, you can go home, Kelly,
Speaker 1: you gotta stay. They can't let two niggas out at
Speaker 1: the same time. Why not Michael Blocks and their friends
Speaker 1: they like each other, well, Chinese best friend, one nigga
Speaker 1: has to stay. America is not free two niggas at
Speaker 1: the same Okay. I don't know how you guys do
Speaker 1: things in China. I don't know. If somebody do something wrong,
Speaker 1: you'll just throw it back a rise at him and
Speaker 1: hope like a whole big bag. I hope. Now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna lose some Chinese fans cheese. Well, what don't worry,
Speaker 1: Michael Blocks, And they don't. So earlier we're talking about
Speaker 1: the um gay Batman or is it was the uh
Speaker 1: the Superman's son Superman son is is gay Clark Kent?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Mr? The son? The son's name? Is
Speaker 1: it in real life? On the show? Are they making
Speaker 1: a movie? I mean he has to be in real
Speaker 1: life and show. Michael No, No, it wasn't because they
Speaker 1: look at he had. I saw the picture of him
Speaker 1: kissing something he had like a south Yes, so you know,
Speaker 1: maybe it's a good thing, Michael Block. Soon you know
Speaker 1: it's the new era would live in. Now you know
Speaker 1: everybody is coming out, and maybe it's good for the
Speaker 1: world that nobody has to hide their secrets anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: well good, so now I want to have a secret.
Speaker 1: Let's bring our guests in. Okay. I actually ran into
Speaker 1: we ran into her together Chinese. Oh my god. I remember,
Speaker 1: she's the sweetest girl in the world. She's wonderful. Um,
Speaker 1: I think I've been seeing I'll do a stand up yet,
Speaker 1: but uh, I know she goes in the road with
Speaker 1: my guy d Ray Davids and also goes on the
Speaker 1: road Pat and Osward. Uh. She's originated from Kim in
Speaker 1: New Jersey. We're gonna talk about Camden. I got so
Speaker 1: much history with kimmen. She's been no company for about
Speaker 1: five years. Uh. Like I said, she tours with d
Speaker 1: Ray and Pett and Osward. Ladies and gentlemen, they give
Speaker 1: a big welcome to the first female black, the first
Speaker 1: black transgender comedian in my right. My saying is right,
Speaker 1: Miss Pink foxes in the building, the pink Fox. The
Speaker 1: Fox it is, but it's pink Fox. But she's wearing
Speaker 1: all black right now because she's coming to the pink embellishments.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's going on, y'all? What's good? Good? She
Speaker 1: do it yesterday? Gosh, oh yeah we did that. We
Speaker 1: went to a karaoke the other night, and then she
Speaker 1: was part of my background single My man, get me
Speaker 1: right over here, My man, get me right over here. Now.
Speaker 1: Look I see I respect you, mikecause I put a
Speaker 1: coaster down you see nobody else is doing that. Nobody
Speaker 1: gives right over there because I care. People don't give
Speaker 1: a funk about your house. Man come to your house
Speaker 1: and don't act like it's an M B and B.
Speaker 1: It's not au Airbnb. I'm not talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: just people in general. They're fucking they broke fuckers that
Speaker 1: I have in my house. Sometimes I just don't you
Speaker 1: go to somebody house, treat the house like it's your house.
Speaker 1: You know, this is not a fucking rental. This is
Speaker 1: where I sleep, this is this is not even a rent.
Speaker 1: This I own this, bitch. Can I ask you a
Speaker 1: question about this crab? Mike, It's not fruit in here,
Speaker 1: like like I thought, like, hey, it's a little fruit, right,
Speaker 1: but it's not as much fruit as I would expect
Speaker 1: for African household, you know, because I just got home yesterday,
Speaker 1: Like I'm always traveling. I don't have time to do groceries.
Speaker 1: My woman like will order some food. I got like
Speaker 1: fucking watermelons. Water melons, Like I call that ship nigga apples.
Speaker 1: That's what waters. I got watermelon. Every nigga has watermelon
Speaker 1: in their house, any real nigga. That's because at water
Speaker 1: mental nigga is like is our apples? I feel I
Speaker 1: called the nigga apples. I keep pineapple in the crab.
Speaker 1: I got pineapples. I got some of my drink. Keep
Speaker 1: the Cucci fridge. There's pineapples in Africa. Yes, motherfucker, you
Speaker 1: think from Hawaii? Chinese best friend? What kind of food
Speaker 1: you got in your continent? We have a lot of mungo. Startup.
Speaker 1: We don't make watermelon in the Philippines. Don't you got Starford?
Speaker 1: You got Starford? What's the starfruit? Oh ship? Never mind? Banana? No,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a banana. Coconut. We got a lot
Speaker 1: of coconut. I love coconut. You have coconuts in the Philippines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my uncle, Actually it's true story. He was walking around
Speaker 1: in a coconut fill and he said, and he thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be disabled for well, did anybody
Speaker 1: follow inside with a big coconut? Story Michael Box And
Speaker 1: he's a big coconut. You hit his head and then
Speaker 1: you know he's still got like a little his left
Speaker 1: side disability. Coconut almost killed him death by a coconut
Speaker 1: that's sucked up. Yeah, I drink a lot of Coconuts.
Speaker 1: I rock one time and almost died. That's close to
Speaker 1: what happened. Let's talk. Let's get into your career for
Speaker 1: let's do it all right, Let's talk about where you
Speaker 1: came from. Were you born in Camp? God damn man, Camden.
Speaker 1: I have so much history with him. I was telling
Speaker 1: about Camden. So I was raised in Philadelphia. Camden is
Speaker 1: just across the bridge. Okay, Kim is like this part
Speaker 1: of the like Hollywood and Studio City. No, motherfucker, there's
Speaker 1: no bridge between him. It's like the Camden is like
Speaker 1: what what what? What? What big city can I compare with?
Speaker 1: Because Camden is a whole different cad I would if
Speaker 1: I mean Camden is to know, how of Philly, the
Speaker 1: northeastern north Hollywood a Philly liked because when I was
Speaker 1: in Camp, when I was then back in the day,
Speaker 1: cam Ny was the Cranshaw and Slawson of Philly. You
Speaker 1: know what that's the right direction. Yeah, it's the Crnshaw,
Speaker 1: the cresawnas, it's the Compton of motherfucking Is that next
Speaker 1: to the ocean. Yeah, that's it. So Camden, we Kemdy
Speaker 1: is not as bigg as Oakland and Camp. Sam Cisco
Speaker 1: is like a really clean place, and then Oakland is
Speaker 1: like old ship. Hold onto your wallet and your wife
Speaker 1: and your kids, right exactly. So yeah, so Caim is
Speaker 1: like San franc to Oakland. Going to the bridge. It's
Speaker 1: like this bridge that takes you over Jersey from Philly Phillies, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: For those who didn't take your um is that geography history? Chinese? Better?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Story? This history? Its geography, chennes geography.
Speaker 1: We still exist. So Camden. Now, when I was like
Speaker 1: twenty years old or whatever, I did a girl from
Speaker 1: Camden and she was like eighteen. We actually had a
Speaker 1: baby to pass the way. That was my first child.
Speaker 1: Damn pass away three months. I was like when I
Speaker 1: had my first Yeah, man might take me working for
Speaker 1: a long time Chinnese best friend. Hey, Mike, let's talk
Speaker 1: about the first time we met. Where the first time
Speaker 1: I met you? South Street for real? Tell me about that,
Speaker 1: because I don't remember South Schrees in Philly. It's like
Speaker 1: a hangout place where everybody hangs out at. I was
Speaker 1: on my way to that's my favorite place, like cheese
Speaker 1: stick from you see my patures on the wall, Okay,
Speaker 1: And I went to That's my favorite cheese place. You know,
Speaker 1: niggas swear by gems and and all that bibbs is
Speaker 1: the best one. The reason why it should was the
Speaker 1: best one because they take their time, yeah, the present,
Speaker 1: like they just throw the ship on there like really
Speaker 1: fast and like moving too fast. Slow the funk down?
Speaker 1: Where did you get that onions from moving too fast?
Speaker 1: This ain't no fucking it's ain't card again. This ain't
Speaker 1: black jack, motherfucker, slow down. You know it's like ishka
Speaker 1: bibbles and l a. You've been the booze Philly cheese
Speaker 1: stead Town. No, we're gonna go out. I'm gonna take you. Listen.
Speaker 1: They shipping the armor rosso roles, Mike from Philly, from Philly,
Speaker 1: they ship the roles in bro It tastes just like bibbles.
Speaker 1: Get out of here. I swear they should suit Mike.
Speaker 1: Let's go Philly. You suit them. Yeah, No, it's niggas,
Speaker 1: but you know it niggas in it. And I would
Speaker 1: be very upset if I go to your cheese steak
Speaker 1: place in the Korean is making my fucking Mike, you
Speaker 1: never had a career, would you would you like to
Speaker 1: see me make some rice? Nigga yeah, he might like
Speaker 1: him some kim chi on your state. It might be good.
Speaker 1: Now people will go through your restaurant because it's weird.
Speaker 1: So we we met on South Street and I have
Speaker 1: this habit, right. I always thought it was funny to
Speaker 1: greet celebrities back in the day with oh shit, it's
Speaker 1: such and such. I would do that to everybody when
Speaker 1: I met O Marian, when I met everybody back in
Speaker 1: the day, when I met the Wou Tang clan, I
Speaker 1: smoked the blunt with the Wu Tang Clan at the
Speaker 1: Roots picnic. Yeah, I am. I made it backstage and
Speaker 1: I smoked the blind and I was. I met Math
Speaker 1: and I met Ray and Ghosts and Uh and raised
Speaker 1: brother Ice and they were so nice to me. You know,
Speaker 1: this is before you know anything. I was like just
Speaker 1: trying to make it. I was doing music back then,
Speaker 1: and they showed me so much love. And Meth was like, heyo, Sean,
Speaker 1: you look like one of them young money niggas san
Speaker 1: And they were smoking a blunt. I was like, can
Speaker 1: I hit that? And it was like yeah. Then they
Speaker 1: let me hit the blind. I was like, am I
Speaker 1: smoked with the wood Tank clans? Damn? You know, what
Speaker 1: I was backstage um at the club Cardres in Vegas
Speaker 1: and were not. It's not even the first of I
Speaker 1: saw Whis Khalifa. Every time I see this guy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I see Whis Khalifa, I have to add, like
Speaker 1: am already high. I think if I've done this, nigga
Speaker 1: is gonna trying to get me high. So I know
Speaker 1: you got me high at a club in l A
Speaker 1: one time, and next I was not. You know, he
Speaker 1: didn't get me hot. He let me take that back.
Speaker 1: He made me smoke. You smoke weed. I'm not a smoker.
Speaker 1: He made me smoke, but I didn't help. Right, I
Speaker 1: got high ones, I was an Africa high in Africa.
Speaker 1: Once I get high, getting it, I don't know how
Speaker 1: your mother's do that, sho. I just wanted that ship
Speaker 1: to be over. How bought your weed? Might give it
Speaker 1: to this Chinese motherfucker? Uh? What kind of Hey? Can
Speaker 1: somebody bring me my book back? No fat on what
Speaker 1: well the we had? They said that there's now not
Speaker 1: in the weed. I get my my weed is grown
Speaker 1: and give it to me fresh. Yeah, So so whis Khalifa? Right,
Speaker 1: thanks Grant, thanks for giving back. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: a pound of wheat. I appreciate that. Yeah, I show
Speaker 1: you a couple of jars here. It's so my um.
Speaker 1: He saw me and give me I smoking. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm my thing. I would smoke. I don't like be dispectful.
Speaker 1: You know, if a rapper off of you weed you got,
Speaker 1: it's like snow off for me. We all the time
Speaker 1: and don't run. But I was smoking. I don't hell it.
Speaker 1: So I'm not your niggas know right now I'm wasting
Speaker 1: your sucking weed. Stop giving me that ship, okay, because
Speaker 1: I'm not in helding that ship and putting it in
Speaker 1: my fucking brain. I forget where the funk who I am.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna think I'm light skinning, and so I doing
Speaker 1: light skin and ship. I just want you to smell it.
Speaker 1: The whole sh it ain't for y'all. Oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you one of the jars. But now you
Speaker 1: know so then I see him again in Vegas backstage
Speaker 1: at dress. As soon as he pulled the wheel, I'm like, nigga, mother, yo,
Speaker 1: this ship I just had. I just smoked some crazy ship.
Speaker 1: He had everything in a crack cocaine. Nigga. I'm nigga.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I had everything, man, we
Speaker 1: on we know, we some week and he let me go.
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank you Jesus. You know, I just went
Speaker 1: back to being regular again. You know. My favorite part
Speaker 1: about meeting you for the first time, bro, yeah, what
Speaker 1: is it? And my favorite part was that he had
Speaker 1: a bad bitch. But I'm just bush. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get in trouble. How many it was a long
Speaker 1: time ago. It was a long time ago. She was responsible. Girl.
Speaker 1: Don care you ever see somebody and gotta pull your
Speaker 1: glasses down to get a better luck? Nigger black? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was black. I think he's talking. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, yeah, But but you know, when I
Speaker 1: met Mike, he didn't the accent wasn't mad thick. It
Speaker 1: was thicker. It wasn't thick. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this Nike is from Philly. But I've been in Philly
Speaker 1: like since you know when I when I got to Philly,
Speaker 1: he wasn't even born. I got I moved to Philly nineteen,
Speaker 1: sum of eighty nine, whole a long time, very long time.
Speaker 1: We're born like war ninety. Holy crap. I got an
Speaker 1: outfit older than you is it this? I think that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the nineteen collection. Is a fly ask for Jama
Speaker 1: set with this, It's a Fisher mother suck At My
Speaker 1: Patreon page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and
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Speaker 1: longer be sensor about the social media companies. I would
Speaker 1: also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here first
Speaker 1: see you on Patreon your mother Suckers. Me and d
Speaker 1: Ray Davis are like homies. We started around the same time.
Speaker 1: We've made so much money together. We've tour We've done
Speaker 1: so many tours together, almost recent tour. We are right
Speaker 1: now as the Martin Lawrence Tour and uh, you know
Speaker 1: when I'm on tour, d Ray. You know d Rays
Speaker 1: like the niked with the ego right, egotistical deal Ray.
Speaker 1: That's why I called him. I hope you're listening to
Speaker 1: my party. D is nothing like that? Is it? Down
Speaker 1: the earth? Brother? There's here's the reason why I called that.
Speaker 1: Because if I want to show d Dal wants the
Speaker 1: hell on the show. He want to let the world
Speaker 1: know that he's the headliner. I'm like, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck like let's work for me, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Dra is that motherfucker bet to think about it.
Speaker 1: He delivers. He's man comedians that's one on after me,
Speaker 1: and whether they're being booed or the struggled, Dray goes
Speaker 1: and because when I go on stage, my ship is
Speaker 1: like a bunch of oneliners, you know, and it's like
Speaker 1: joke after joke after joke j joke, right, So when
Speaker 1: you go, what de does that's so smart some what
Speaker 1: some other comedians around to do is try to like
Speaker 1: feed up my energy and try to if you can't
Speaker 1: feed my engent and take it hide and I had
Speaker 1: him it's not gonna work. Dere is so smart. D
Speaker 1: we would bring the crowd back to him and then
Speaker 1: he'll pick them back up. You're going down the stage,
Speaker 1: you know we're gonna stage, and you know what to
Speaker 1: say and due to bring their motherfucker's to his level
Speaker 1: and then he will take him to where he want
Speaker 1: to be shot. Like I said, he's the only guy,
Speaker 1: one of the few guys that goes on after me
Speaker 1: and still give a good show. Because on the morning
Speaker 1: tour he wants the headline. I'm like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: all you might need. Let me tell you something being
Speaker 1: on the road with d We did UM six shows
Speaker 1: on Ontario. We did five soldout shows in San Antonio,
Speaker 1: and we did eleven soldout shows in d C at
Speaker 1: the dcmprov that we just got back from the last Monday.
Speaker 1: The Monday just passed. It's refreshing and and it's also
Speaker 1: a hell of a learning experience to be able to
Speaker 1: go out with somebody so strong on stage. It's been
Speaker 1: doing it for so long because I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: picking up gems and every time I'm on stage with Bro.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's amazing, and I'm just really
Speaker 1: I feel really honored to be able to go out
Speaker 1: with him and do what I do and to be
Speaker 1: respected as a fellow comedian. It's it's really cool man.
Speaker 1: That's dope. UM. And you've been how long you've been
Speaker 1: in the road with him? Uh, this just happened like
Speaker 1: a month, like two months? So are you're gonna be
Speaker 1: as regular? I mean, are you like he's just trying
Speaker 1: You're trying you out? You know what, I just go
Speaker 1: with the flow. When I get that text message to
Speaker 1: roll out, I roll out. I know that. Um, he
Speaker 1: just told me we're coming to Phoenix together. But these
Speaker 1: on the whole thing. It's called to here to help tour.
Speaker 1: And what it is is we bring couples on stage
Speaker 1: at the end of the show. So I'll go up
Speaker 1: and host, and then a very funny comedian by the
Speaker 1: name of Morgan j Will go up and he plays
Speaker 1: the guitar and sings and does a comedy. I heard
Speaker 1: him yesterday. Yeah, he's amazing. I love he was playing
Speaker 1: the guitar. Was no, no, no, no, that wasn't there
Speaker 1: was somebody else, was else? Some guy was playing He
Speaker 1: wasn't that motherfuck? Did we all look alike to you?
Speaker 1: And I'm just bullsh it, So yeah, you gotta see Morgan,
Speaker 1: and Morgan is good. And then Moreganna go up, and
Speaker 1: then Deal go up and do his thing, and then
Speaker 1: at the end of d set he'll bring us back on.
Speaker 1: And what he does is he buys couches at every
Speaker 1: city and he'll bring the couches on and then they'll
Speaker 1: have these cards and the cards you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: write like the issues that you have with your partner,
Speaker 1: and then he'll he'll will pull up like two or
Speaker 1: three puples on stage and try to help them work
Speaker 1: through the issue. We call a comedic couples counsel. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's dope. It's dope. It's really fun. And then where
Speaker 1: happen to them couches after the show, he auctions them off.
Speaker 1: He raffles them actually on stage. Yeah, he raffles him
Speaker 1: at the end, and he gives them to to somebody
Speaker 1: that bought tickets. They just get them away. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you might end up with a furniture set. You come
Speaker 1: to see it, Yeah, yeah, come come after and you know,
Speaker 1: after the weekend it's done. The the whatever the venue is,
Speaker 1: will give the option to come and pick it up.
Speaker 1: And yeah. So let's get to the So you are
Speaker 1: pretty much are the first. Okay, so I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm the first black transgender comedian. However, um, there's
Speaker 1: another comedian that's that's that says that they're transgender and
Speaker 1: that I look up to as an elder with no
Speaker 1: disrespect at all. Flame and Row. Yeah, and Flame is dope, right,
Speaker 1: Flame is dope. But as I know Flame in the
Speaker 1: conversation that Flame and I had, Flame is when Flame
Speaker 1: gets off stage, you know, she goes back to being
Speaker 1: who she is, which is she's you know, Flame said
Speaker 1: to me one time when I when I get off stage,
Speaker 1: I take this wig off, and I'm Marcus. That's Flame's name.
Speaker 1: So so I would say, I don't really know if
Speaker 1: you know. I know, back in the day, Flame told
Speaker 1: me that Flame would was was a full blown was
Speaker 1: living every day like this. But then they had kids
Speaker 1: and now they're kind of like they just do it
Speaker 1: for stage or whatever, and I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how far that goes because Flame does
Speaker 1: have breasts, so I'm not entirely sure. But I do
Speaker 1: know that flames material doesn't really resonate with the trans
Speaker 1: community as a whole because it kind of goes against
Speaker 1: you know, like I've I've sat and listened to some
Speaker 1: of the content and I didn't agree with some of
Speaker 1: it as well. But I do respect the fact that
Speaker 1: Flame has been around for a very long time and
Speaker 1: fought for the right for me to go on stage
Speaker 1: and address and really be who I am, so with
Speaker 1: no disrespect intended. I just don't know if they're I
Speaker 1: don't know if they would categorize themselves it's trans. I
Speaker 1: know that that's the move right now, would be Flame
Speaker 1: and when you get up to say she's Marcus. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's what Flame said to me. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: but what do what do you do? Flames? So she removes,
Speaker 1: she takes a wig off, and then put a dick on.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. No, no, not to dick on. But like
Speaker 1: you know, Flame has kids. I think Flame just wants
Speaker 1: to be a good father. Oh you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: I think that's like Flame just wants to be a
Speaker 1: good father for their kids. So they kind of like
Speaker 1: put their shirt on the back burner, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. The kids know that um daddy is a
Speaker 1: mother on stage. Yeah, I'm sure they got Netflix. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: So yeah that's interesting. Yeah, very interesting. But I respected,
Speaker 1: I respect, I don't. I don't disrespect it at all.
Speaker 1: You know, I respect any elder comedian, you know. But
Speaker 1: I resonate actually with my community, and my community is um.
Speaker 1: They enjoy how I speak of them, and I consider
Speaker 1: myself one of them. And I live every day like this.
Speaker 1: If you ever see me out and about, I'm always me.
Speaker 1: I will never see me like this is my hair,
Speaker 1: this is my I grew these titties. I got a
Speaker 1: fat ask. This is always me, So when you see me,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm me always she hurt Hers. I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: go against my community for the sake of jokes or
Speaker 1: or just trying to be cool with anybody. And I
Speaker 1: try to represent my community and best way possible and
Speaker 1: really just be a mediary between those in my community
Speaker 1: and the comedy community so that we can just kind
Speaker 1: of express what it is that we're feeling and and
Speaker 1: and educate those who want to be educated. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to force anything on anyone, but I
Speaker 1: am who I am, and I'm just I'm proud that
Speaker 1: I could put that on my back and run with it.
Speaker 1: All right. Me, I'm totally not educated when it comes
Speaker 1: to trains. I have no clue. I don't know what
Speaker 1: um no know what his range is. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: someone that's born assigned a different thing at birth is
Speaker 1: what they identify as, you know, and that could be uh, female,
Speaker 1: male or non binary. So you know, I was assigned
Speaker 1: male at birth right for those wondering, I was a
Speaker 1: signed male at birth. Um, but I identify as female.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm she hur hers. That's what when people
Speaker 1: see me, you know, they usually say because I have
Speaker 1: the ability to. You know, it's called passing privilege, where
Speaker 1: people just assume, oh, that's a woman, and they don't
Speaker 1: really give me any strip, like any any type of
Speaker 1: strife about it, because right, well that's at the n
Speaker 1: that's how I present, and you know, more than anything
Speaker 1: might just be like, oh, that's a lesbian, which is true,
Speaker 1: you know, so so that's just kind of like that's
Speaker 1: how I wrote. You know, others in the trans masculine
Speaker 1: situation would be someone to sign female at birth, but
Speaker 1: who identifies as a male, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Ay know, I hadn't transitioned yet. Mike, you met me,
Speaker 1: you met the original meet and who is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What do you mean? The
Speaker 1: first person I met was it's me. No, we didn't
Speaker 1: take a fortun would you paying Fox then? No? I
Speaker 1: wasn't paying Fox then. But what it's called it See,
Speaker 1: there's a thing called the dead name, and a dead
Speaker 1: name is the name that someone has a birth that
Speaker 1: doesn't identify with who they are now, and so you
Speaker 1: never really release your dead name. It's just something you
Speaker 1: don't do, like the Superman Clark Kent's situation. So I'm
Speaker 1: paying Fox, right, that's me. But you see me on stage,
Speaker 1: I'm Selene. That's my name. I'm Selene, you know. But
Speaker 1: but as far as my old name and all that
Speaker 1: ship is concerned, I was never I would never go
Speaker 1: into that, yeah, because that's not who I am, even
Speaker 1: though that's what's in your i D. That's not who
Speaker 1: you are. No, No No, that's not my i D. My Yeah,
Speaker 1: my name is. I got all my legal ships done.
Speaker 1: Wow you're Selina now yeah, I'm Selene Selene yeah wow, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's me. So how long did it take you to
Speaker 1: realize that you're not who you thought you were? It's
Speaker 1: you know what you know? Uh, for a lot of
Speaker 1: people they say that it's it's in childhood. I knew
Speaker 1: immediately when you was born. I knew it. Four When
Speaker 1: you really realize who you are, I was in preschool
Speaker 1: just faking it, just because of society. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you the story. So what happened was I was
Speaker 1: in school, I was in pre K and I was
Speaker 1: playing with my girlfriends right, playing double Dutch things that
Speaker 1: we do, and um my homegirl was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: have a question from this boy. Let's call him Tommy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was really his name because
Speaker 1: I'm thirty. So she goes, I like, Timmy, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell tell me I want to be his girlfriend or whatever,
Speaker 1: and me, being bold, I was like, oh, he's cute.
Speaker 1: I'm making my boyfriend. So immediately I stepped to me
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I like you, you're cute,
Speaker 1: you should be my boyfriend whatever. Timmy goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you're a boy. That hit me like a brick because
Speaker 1: before that point, nobody had told me that I was
Speaker 1: just able to be who I was, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So I went home to my family and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, this guy called me a boy, and
Speaker 1: I'm sad because I'm not a boy and what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? And then, you know, my family is like,
Speaker 1: but you are, and I was like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? You know, I didn't know. And and so
Speaker 1: more than anything, it's just what your brain identifies itself as, right,
Speaker 1: because we're really just a some of what our brain
Speaker 1: chemistry is, right, and I just didn't know, like the
Speaker 1: four year old me saw no difference in me and Latasha,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That was just what it was,
Speaker 1: and this is who I was and identified with her,
Speaker 1: and I was feminine. But then from that moment on,
Speaker 1: it becomes a defense mechanism, Mike, where you're just trying
Speaker 1: to emulate what it means to be a man or
Speaker 1: a boy out of safety, out of not trying to
Speaker 1: be ridiculed by people. You just don't want to be ridiculed.
Speaker 1: And so I just I found myself imitating and trying
Speaker 1: to be like more than anything. And that's I think
Speaker 1: where my comedy came from. Because my mother, I said,
Speaker 1: I had a single mom to my dad's a gangs
Speaker 1: to my dad with the jail when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: my dad did you know my dad was upstate? So
Speaker 1: I used it was my dad and Federal President g Yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad was grand for damn Mike for really you
Speaker 1: know Gates? What's that where you got locked up with
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. No, we did not killing anybody else over there, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: When we got locked up, was was in a car
Speaker 1: that belonged some registration ship. We end up being a
Speaker 1: holding sale in Jersey. Was on way to New York
Speaker 1: from Philly. But you know Gratisford is a maximum security
Speaker 1: is maximum security. Yeah, so my dad was up there
Speaker 1: and give somebody I want to talk about that. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you go ahead. So, So, my dad's a gangster, I
Speaker 1: say this on stage. My dad's not a saggy pants gangs.
Speaker 1: My father's a suiting tide gangs. You see. I'm Italian,
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican and black. So my dad's Italian Puerto Rican
Speaker 1: and that's where that comes from. So I as a
Speaker 1: movie Montana. I saw that I did see in there, Mike,
Speaker 1: He's Cuban. I was an African and I was an
Speaker 1: African gangster. Jenny's best friend a Mike. I've seen. I've
Speaker 1: seen all the ship you see. I've seen Repo. I
Speaker 1: see you jumping up and down about dead and life
Speaker 1: was bossing my huts. Two coffees to go, please bit
Speaker 1: you look like me? You know the bitch you look
Speaker 1: like me? Was my favorite line. Or that was Leslie Jones.
Speaker 1: That was funny and ship shout out the Big Last.
Speaker 1: Yes I loved Big Lass but um but yeah bro.
Speaker 1: So So you know, I had a single mom growing
Speaker 1: up for the most part until she got married, and
Speaker 1: that was only for like five years. But she used
Speaker 1: to drop me off the barber shop and just let
Speaker 1: me be at the shop so I was the kid
Speaker 1: I was running to the store during running errands getting
Speaker 1: paid for like, yo, give me a bag of chips,
Speaker 1: give me a s to try to Yeah, so I went,
Speaker 1: you know, but that was how it was getting like
Speaker 1: my my, my, my guy ship. And that's how became
Speaker 1: funny because you know what they do with the shop,
Speaker 1: They roast, They rose. I rose the ship out of you.
Speaker 1: And my mom is attractive, you know, So I I
Speaker 1: wasn't you know who I was? They was a young
Speaker 1: boy with the mom with the fat ass. That's what
Speaker 1: they used to say to me. So I had to,
Speaker 1: you know, I had to defend myself. So I mean,
Speaker 1: during those time before you realize who you was, would
Speaker 1: you get a lot of your fucking bitches? I still
Speaker 1: even you know you're a woman? Women, women, don't they?
Speaker 1: That's another guy. I'm a lesbian with a real dick.
Speaker 1: I'm blessed. This dick is b p a free hallelujah,
Speaker 1: wow dick. That's dope. Yeah, it's nice. Every lesbians girls
Speaker 1: dream to have a real lesbian with a dick because
Speaker 1: then you don't have to go looking for Joe. Does
Speaker 1: you know how much money saving on fucking batteries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm saving a lot of money on batteries. I deserve
Speaker 1: a deal from Dorist Cells gonna yeah, exactly, We're gonna
Speaker 1: suck them all up. But if you're feeling that, if
Speaker 1: you know that you're a woman, would you want to
Speaker 1: be with a man as well? No, I don't like man.
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to man. Damn. That's the coolest trus
Speaker 1: gender earth. Yeah, we both like the same thing as pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think that's why everybody foks with me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you like pussy and I like you like I
Speaker 1: don't like dick. Because you know what, in that moment,
Speaker 1: you have to you have to see that that's a teacher.
Speaker 1: That's that's kind of like a teaching moment, right, just
Speaker 1: me being myself Because just because your trans it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that you like men, that's not what that means.
Speaker 1: That means you identify as female. You identify how you identify, right,
Speaker 1: whatever you're attracted to that sexual identity. Gender identity and
Speaker 1: sexual identity are two different things. My gender identity is female,
Speaker 1: my sexual identities lesbian. Because I date and like women,
Speaker 1: that's what I funk with, right, and they funk with
Speaker 1: me and you know, and I got some bad ones,
Speaker 1: some bad bitches, some bad ones with vagina, yes, all
Speaker 1: day long. Wow, how you feel about Dave Chappelle. I
Speaker 1: love Dave. Let me tell you what about Dave. So
Speaker 1: if you watch The Closer on Netflix and you watch
Speaker 1: the credits, you'll see me in a picture with Dave.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you're paying the photos and ship,
Speaker 1: but me Anderson Park, Dave, Dave's wife all in a
Speaker 1: photo together in the credits of The Closer. So I
Speaker 1: funk with I funk with Dave, and he was very
Speaker 1: nice to me, very gracious, and um, you know, I
Speaker 1: got nothing but respect for him. He's an elder in
Speaker 1: the comedy community. And although his his views are a
Speaker 1: bit askew, I would love to add the opportunity just,
Speaker 1: you know, further educate him or give him a different perspective.
Speaker 1: That's why he don't his views are askew because he
Speaker 1: don't understand. I think that, um, you know, it's a whole,
Speaker 1: it's a deeper thing to it, being black, being black
Speaker 1: African American men. I think that there's a history of
Speaker 1: of of of lack of understanding of the l g
Speaker 1: b T q I a community within that community, and
Speaker 1: because of that, there are microaggressions, macro aggressions, violence, and
Speaker 1: things like that. I mean, because I know, you know what,
Speaker 1: everybody being proud and coming out and let everybody know
Speaker 1: who they are now that I mean, we'll go back
Speaker 1: to the nineties, and mind you, I'm sure women were
Speaker 1: feeling this way in the eighties and nineties too, they
Speaker 1: just had just kept it to themselves. Is that what happened? Well,
Speaker 1: I think that there was a there's an amount of um,
Speaker 1: you know, there's an amount of oppression that happens when
Speaker 1: anyone is different, right, and and those protections happened through
Speaker 1: organizing and marching and and displays of hey, we're being
Speaker 1: mistreated over here, so we need representation to help us
Speaker 1: make it past this. So like since Stone Wall, you know,
Speaker 1: we've we've been fighting for that equality. And I think
Speaker 1: the thing that that the that the Special lacks in short,
Speaker 1: is the viewpoint of the black transgender. You know, it's
Speaker 1: more about white people and white trans and us more
Speaker 1: than it is being black. And and then that within
Speaker 1: itself a bit of a ratier, which once again I'm
Speaker 1: not saying was on purpose. I'm just saying that. I
Speaker 1: understand because he literally says in the special, my problem
Speaker 1: is not with the transgender community, it's what white people.
Speaker 1: But the thing about that is, before he recorded that,
Speaker 1: and before he said that on stage, he said that
Speaker 1: to me. When I'm at him, he knew exactly why
Speaker 1: I met Dave. He said, you're paink Fox. I've heard
Speaker 1: great things about you because I'm friends with Jeff Frost.
Speaker 1: Community is gonna ever good? Uh forgive David. I think
Speaker 1: that there needs to be an understanding of where Dave
Speaker 1: is coming from and why Dave feels the way he feels.
Speaker 1: And then I also need, uh, there to be an
Speaker 1: understanding of what it means to be a comedian because
Speaker 1: if we look at people like George Carlin, there's always
Speaker 1: someone who's raising a finger and saying, hey, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: The societal norm bro when broken down, makes me feel
Speaker 1: like this and this is what's going on with this
Speaker 1: and that? And even Lenny Bruce. The societal norm back
Speaker 1: then was was to be segregated and to to treat
Speaker 1: black people a certain type of way. He stood up
Speaker 1: against that, you know, and because of that, he was
Speaker 1: jailed many times on stage for just stating his opinion
Speaker 1: in a vulgar way, i'llbeit, but still so, I think
Speaker 1: that going against the status quo, even though the status
Speaker 1: quo at this point is making sure that people are
Speaker 1: are not being mistreated or or oppressed just for their identities. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's still this one man standing up and saying I
Speaker 1: have a problem with this, and this is why. And
Speaker 1: it's less of a go ahead mind. But what I mean,
Speaker 1: what happened to freedom of speech? Though? Like what you
Speaker 1: could talk about. I thought that's what made America great,
Speaker 1: to talk about whatever you want to talk about, regardless
Speaker 1: of what it is. And especially being a comic, I
Speaker 1: never thought that we should be we should be just
Speaker 1: we comedians at the end of the day. You know,
Speaker 1: it's our job to just make fun of anything they
Speaker 1: wanted to make fun of. I understand that, But let
Speaker 1: me ask you a questions, where is the line between
Speaker 1: freedom of speech and hate speech? That is true? Definitely
Speaker 1: agreed to, because if there was a Nazi comedian and
Speaker 1: he was spewing all this hatred for who he doesn't like,
Speaker 1: would we still have the same or extend the same
Speaker 1: graciousness to him for just being himself? But they's not
Speaker 1: saying he don't like them right, No. But the one
Speaker 1: thing that was conflicting to me and which which helped
Speaker 1: me understand that Dave still lacked an understanding fully, was
Speaker 1: that he said the phrase trans women are women and
Speaker 1: then proceeded to call himself a turf, which is a
Speaker 1: trans exclusionary radical feminists whose slogan is trans women are
Speaker 1: not women. You can't have both, okay, okay, and that's
Speaker 1: the part that you're a woman. That was the part yes,
Speaker 1: And that was the part and my you know, my eyes,
Speaker 1: and that was the part that that that I understood
Speaker 1: at that moment. When he said I believe trans women
Speaker 1: are women and then turned around and said I'm a turf,
Speaker 1: I said, okay, he doesn't know what he's talking. Turf
Speaker 1: is a trans exclusionary radical feminist. So there's a branch
Speaker 1: of feminists that don't believe trans women are women, that
Speaker 1: feel like trans women are infringing on their rights as
Speaker 1: women and occupying spaces in which they deemed say grid
Speaker 1: as in the rest room, in dressing rooms and things
Speaker 1: like that, and they don't want that right. They think
Speaker 1: that these are just men with dresses on. They don't
Speaker 1: give that same understanding because of their reasoning and their
Speaker 1: feelings towards our community. And once he aligned himself with that,
Speaker 1: I think that's really what struck a chord in our
Speaker 1: community and where they said, wait a minute, you're calling
Speaker 1: yourself a turf. I think that was louder than him
Speaker 1: saying that trans women or women, because it's two conflicting opinions,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I just I'm Beau said, audis are
Speaker 1: new to me. I'm totally uneducated when it comes to
Speaker 1: this whole gay life and lgbt Q. Did I forget
Speaker 1: any letter? I A But that's you don't have to say, uh,
Speaker 1: intersex and a sexual. There's a lot more coming out.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing, So as we identify more branches
Speaker 1: within our community and really define what it means to
Speaker 1: be who we are, because there are so many different
Speaker 1: variations of a queer person or some one that it's
Speaker 1: just not heteronormative. That we're working our best to make
Speaker 1: sure everyone feels represented and identified properly, and no one
Speaker 1: wants to feel as though they've been fall you know,
Speaker 1: dropped by the wayside a bit at be in part
Speaker 1: of the lbt No, but I'll inquire about that for you.
Speaker 1: Michael put b a. I might be an I'm a
Speaker 1: bitch asie guy. I don't like to fight. I don't argue.
Speaker 1: You know. I like to say this on stage, I
Speaker 1: say I might be a bitch nigger, but it ain't
Speaker 1: no bitch nigger, I understand. So you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: just a whole thing. You guys have a meeting every week. No,
Speaker 1: there is no meeting every week per se that I
Speaker 1: go to. But there are meetings and we do organize,
Speaker 1: and I think that's one of the things about the
Speaker 1: lgbt Q. I a community that is different. We have
Speaker 1: everyone from every nationality pushing for one goal. Can you
Speaker 1: name another movement like that. It's the best movement I've
Speaker 1: ever heard. What's up but USUS? This is African King
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Speaker 1: So there is um is where that phrase, the word
Speaker 1: dike keem came from. Do you every work back in
Speaker 1: the day? That was just derogatory. It was just is
Speaker 1: it like a nigga kind of? I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's nigga, but it's darky okay with regard to the
Speaker 1: church m as it relates to sports, okay, transplanting that
Speaker 1: we want to compete that I guess head along, Okay,
Speaker 1: six gender women is what you're talking about. No, it's cool,
Speaker 1: it's cool. It's cool. So I was having a conversation
Speaker 1: with Fallon Fox. You know Fallon foxes Falon Fox was
Speaker 1: the first transgender mm A fighter. I literally just talked
Speaker 1: to Fallion before I left for my flight to d C. Right,
Speaker 1: So we all we we all talked, Most of us talk.
Speaker 1: If you live in Hollywood, even l A, or you've
Speaker 1: made some sort of headline, we know each other. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. So so I was talking to Fallon and
Speaker 1: Falon was like I said, what you think is special?
Speaker 1: She she she she didn't approve. And then I gave
Speaker 1: her my experience, yeah, yeah, the closer. And I gave
Speaker 1: her my my experience with Dave personally. And then she
Speaker 1: also brought up a segment in which Bill Burr didn't
Speaker 1: refer to her by name but called but called her
Speaker 1: a diculous man. And uh, you know, and I just
Speaker 1: had the six I know Bill too, and and Bill
Speaker 1: is very friendly to me. And you know she's woman born,
Speaker 1: born a map I signed mail at birth? But why
Speaker 1: why is nickulus? Well, because you know, I guess he
Speaker 1: was just trying to be funny. Man. Did she remove? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what she has in
Speaker 1: her pants because no, I didn't ask. But that's not
Speaker 1: what makes you trans. It has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 1: Its brain. It's a brain chemistry situation. So you can
Speaker 1: have both, even you can have anything. So what is
Speaker 1: happening both as intersext? Oh that that's another letter you
Speaker 1: just put it in. Yeah, that's a I intersex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's sex you got No, that's what you gonna
Speaker 1: tell somebody, Hey, you're not supposed to be intersex. It's
Speaker 1: wrong to be intersex if you're born with openis of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're born like that? What the fuck? Damn. So it's
Speaker 1: just it's a lot of lack of understanding. You want
Speaker 1: know the truth is, man um My management reached out
Speaker 1: to me and they wanted me to write something on
Speaker 1: how I feel about the whole situation, and Uh, I've
Speaker 1: been really hesitant and slow to speak about it. But
Speaker 1: you know, I blame I blame slavery. I blame slavery
Speaker 1: is in the attack on black masculinity, in the slowed
Speaker 1: or lack of understanding of the l g B t
Speaker 1: q I A because for many years, after being oppressed
Speaker 1: for four hundred, it was any type of weakness was
Speaker 1: deemed as counterproductive, especially dealing with things like Black Wall Street,
Speaker 1: especially dealing with things coming out of slavery and trying
Speaker 1: to grow as a people and gain our respect in
Speaker 1: society and the society we've we've been kidnapped into, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I think that that's that's the
Speaker 1: issue within itself lies and understanding what it really means
Speaker 1: to be uh suppressed as a culture, not allowed to
Speaker 1: to grow, and then forcing the growth and now all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Uh, not all of a sudden, but
Speaker 1: but years later wanting to every everyone to understand everything immediately.
Speaker 1: There needs to be a little bit of of grace given.
Speaker 1: You know, I was speaking to a white trans uh
Speaker 1: woman and who I considered a friend of mine, and
Speaker 1: she was she was discussing with me her disdain for
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle and everything he stood for, and then also
Speaker 1: discussing with me, uh, her issue with the violence against
Speaker 1: trans women in the Black commune. You know, a lot
Speaker 1: of it? Is it? A lot of liland. He had
Speaker 1: a lot of murders. Don't hear about them because you're
Speaker 1: not looking for it for real. I'm sure you've heard that.
Speaker 1: I've heard I had um. I had familiar with Star
Speaker 1: is our names Star? Yeah, I don't know where she
Speaker 1: wasn't she was? She came ahead and Star has like
Speaker 1: the whole you know, Uh, she goes. Of course she's
Speaker 1: a she yeah you know, but of course she was
Speaker 1: also born something else and she has titties and very
Speaker 1: you know Chinese breadfriend, you didn't even come tell use
Speaker 1: bread like you know Michael Block some ches. Actually yeah,
Speaker 1: if you if I was single, yeah, he said, if
Speaker 1: you're single, you were dat hut because you had no idea,
Speaker 1: asked me eight times, what do you mean? You just
Speaker 1: read the ship out of star Chinese best friend the
Speaker 1: mouth of a mouth right pocket right? But ain't he?
Speaker 1: Of course, till you find out that she know she was,
Speaker 1: she still has That's what bothered you, said, Dick, And
Speaker 1: then you didn't you know the thing a thought that
Speaker 1: I'm glad you said that, Mike. The craziest thing the
Speaker 1: thing that you that you brought up. The attraction within
Speaker 1: itself is a natural attraction to someone perceived a female
Speaker 1: to you, right, but then when you find out that
Speaker 1: this person is transgender, a lot of the time they
Speaker 1: don't take it as graciously as you. A lot of
Speaker 1: time anger follows that, and then violence, and then if
Speaker 1: you let it, have not even that, bro. I think
Speaker 1: for the most part, the anger in yourself, feeling ashamed
Speaker 1: that you found this person attractive and is people know
Speaker 1: and marginalized communities like the hood or the ghetto. You're
Speaker 1: as tough as you are. Your strength determines your life longevity. Right,
Speaker 1: So if you've been fucking with uh Sheila, and Sheila
Speaker 1: is a trans woman, and she's been sucking you and
Speaker 1: sucking your dick for a year. But then the HALLI yeah,
Speaker 1: they lick balls. Everybody looks balls, well not me, but
Speaker 1: you know women like men lick balls anyway. So you
Speaker 1: they find out that you've been dealing with this person,
Speaker 1: and now all of a sudden, the hood is calling
Speaker 1: you a bitch and you might have a hustle going,
Speaker 1: you might sell drugs, or you might be into whatever
Speaker 1: you're into, just trying to make ends meet, just try
Speaker 1: to keep stay alive ship and not people thinking that
Speaker 1: you're weak and now they're gonna turn on you, try
Speaker 1: to kill you because of who you love. You understand,
Speaker 1: And in so many cases of homicides against trans women
Speaker 1: was because that someone found out that they were being
Speaker 1: dealt dealt with romantically, and then that person they were
Speaker 1: dealing with romantically went back and killed them for fear
Speaker 1: of people finding out their business. That's the problem, and
Speaker 1: that's a lot of the issue. Man. So isn't it
Speaker 1: because of that? Shouldn't it be that trends job to
Speaker 1: let the person she'sing with. No, no, no, they know,
Speaker 1: they already know. They're just the guys know is that
Speaker 1: they don't want their boys to find out. You know
Speaker 1: how many times, like, Bro, I'm dressed like this because
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian. I'm dressed like a comedian today. I
Speaker 1: wear dresses and skirts and heels. I'm a bad bitch
Speaker 1: underneath all this black and motherfucking lover a look good nigger,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And so I've had men
Speaker 1: hit on me a times. I got guys trying. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I didn't find you to be that cute, all right, Mike,
Speaker 1: Well you know I don't. I don't prefer niggas and
Speaker 1: pajama pants. But no, but but real ship. Though you
Speaker 1: know people find your attractive, they will say something oftenimes
Speaker 1: and even once you tell them that you trains a
Speaker 1: lot of people really just don't care. And I think
Speaker 1: the freedom to be who you are it's really all
Speaker 1: that matters. You know, you should freedom to be who
Speaker 1: you are and you can because you cannot help it.
Speaker 1: You can't help it. It's just who you are. Now.
Speaker 1: We were Star. You know, she's more of a girly
Speaker 1: girl feeling. That's why she got the makeup and the
Speaker 1: hair on that stuff. You're more like on a chill,
Speaker 1: different type. I mean, but you do you like you?
Speaker 1: She fuck niggers, right exactly, So you know, and that's
Speaker 1: that's the difference, right, that's the difference exactly exactly. So
Speaker 1: why how why? How is why is that? She it
Speaker 1: was like, she's a woman. Well, she knows she's a woman.
Speaker 1: She's a woman, right, and that's what she feels. Even
Speaker 1: though she has a pinion, she's still rather because she
Speaker 1: feel like a woman. She rather a man with a dick, right,
Speaker 1: she well, she likes dick. That's just as you just
Speaker 1: boil it down to that she liked it, okay, But
Speaker 1: you're on the other hand, you still feel you are
Speaker 1: you are a woman, but you prefer bitches. So everybody
Speaker 1: just different. Everybody's different. Tris Jenner is not all about
Speaker 1: trying to right, you see, like Caitlin Jenner only legs girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Caitlin is not a good representation of our community
Speaker 1: and that Caitlin allies themselves with Republican values and also
Speaker 1: doesn't really allow anyone to be who they are. Kind
Speaker 1: of one of those what's good for me, it's not
Speaker 1: good for you. Kelly had a boyfriend, not taw the picture.
Speaker 1: He want a picture of that guy he was on
Speaker 1: his hands with. You might have black guys on her
Speaker 1: hands with they try to put the photo shot my
Speaker 1: face on the guy's fat body. Remember Crayland, Bruce, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I don't not no, what do I do? You know
Speaker 1: much about Caitlin? You know the only thing I know
Speaker 1: about Caitlin is that we don't really align with Caitlin's views.
Speaker 1: Value Caitlin's more on something like and you know what,
Speaker 1: regardless of my disagreement with Caitlin's views on being trans,
Speaker 1: I would never miss gender Caitlin by calling Caitlin by
Speaker 1: her dead name. Her dead name would be that of Bruce.
Speaker 1: And I would never call Caitlin heat because that was
Speaker 1: also that would also be going against with Caitlin said,
Speaker 1: I don't know Chinese. We have to take our studies
Speaker 1: on transgender. What happened to you know? The Netflix special?
Speaker 1: It kind of bring awareness to the world. I do
Speaker 1: like the idea, and that's one of the things that
Speaker 1: I think is is good about the special. The conversation
Speaker 1: needs to happen and there there should be more of
Speaker 1: a why is there such a lack of understanding coming
Speaker 1: from this particular community towards this particular subject? What is
Speaker 1: it about it? You know? In the piece that I
Speaker 1: was that I'm working on that I'm writing right now,
Speaker 1: and you know what, I would be honest with you, Mike,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to write anything because I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I hang out with you guys, I hang out with
Speaker 1: D'm on the road with da. Everybody knows Dave. I'm
Speaker 1: around Dave when I when I go to different things,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be looked at like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm going against the grain or or that's the one
Speaker 1: that you know, like, I really don't folk with people.
Speaker 1: I respect everybody as a comedian and I love everybody
Speaker 1: as a comedian and for the simple fact that we're
Speaker 1: all family out here just trying to make people laugh
Speaker 1: and bring people together. However, the lack of understanding and
Speaker 1: the lack of knowledge in the special when it's being
Speaker 1: brought forth to a massive people, does insight uh an
Speaker 1: amount of feelings uh that that you know make you
Speaker 1: feel like, well, well, he's picking on us. You know,
Speaker 1: he doesn't really like us. He doesn't he doesn't care
Speaker 1: about us. Look at it, he's saying all kinds of
Speaker 1: wild ship about us. You know. But what I wrote
Speaker 1: is you go back to slavery man you think about
Speaker 1: one of he just chose that that commedian because he
Speaker 1: just brings more attention to him, and you know it
Speaker 1: maxing the start that he was because he touching stuff
Speaker 1: that people other are phras of touch. I think, you know,
Speaker 1: it's funny. I thought about that, and I think that
Speaker 1: that could be a potential two for the subject or
Speaker 1: if you dive deep into it, deeper into it as
Speaker 1: an art form. Here's a man who really just wants
Speaker 1: to understand and he just wants to express right or
Speaker 1: wrong his opinions. And I'm not saying that he's right,
Speaker 1: but I am saying that, I'm not saying start with
Speaker 1: it again. Some pussy which one stopped that was on
Speaker 1: our show. Who I don't think he would exit, he would,
Speaker 1: he would start might actually have pussy. You never know, Okay,
Speaker 1: but there is you know there are trans women that
Speaker 1: that do though. However, yeah, it's handcrafted. How do you
Speaker 1: feel about Netflix, uh suspending six LGBTQ. They didn't do that,
Speaker 1: They didn't. You couna news they said that that was
Speaker 1: Netflix came out and said that that was false. And
Speaker 1: I believe netflex it was the fake news, and I
Speaker 1: think it was fake news unless I heard from someone specifically,
Speaker 1: what I guess, I don't know. You know, the one
Speaker 1: thing I try not to do is speak on stuff
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the thing. And I'm here to
Speaker 1: get educated, so I know, before I leave to that,
Speaker 1: I want to I wanna let's go over each alphabet.
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with all the alphabet? Let's go one
Speaker 1: by one and tell us what each one is. But
Speaker 1: those who out there who don't know what does alphabet means?
Speaker 1: And I mean, they are learning about the whole alphabet
Speaker 1: from dish, but not neg to learn from. That's that's
Speaker 1: the point. So let's learn it from a real person
Speaker 1: that has experienced those things. You know. Let's start from
Speaker 1: you know, it's a lesbian. Okay, what is a lesbian? Lesbian?
Speaker 1: This woman who likes woman lesbian? My sisters lesbian. What's
Speaker 1: her number? Oh, she's in a relationship. Damn Yeah, be bisexual. No,
Speaker 1: it's lb G t q I LPG. For goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: Michael blocks and all this time we forgot to be bisexual.
Speaker 1: Bisexual means that you're attracted to both male and females.
Speaker 1: L yeah, oh say again, that's bisexual. Bisexual means you
Speaker 1: attracting the male and female. Okay, bisexual LGB mostly girls
Speaker 1: that do mostly girls. There's a lot of boys there.
Speaker 1: So there are a lot of men that are bisexual actually,
Speaker 1: but there's a stigma against men being bisexual. They don't like,
Speaker 1: they don't they don't talk about it. You know. The
Speaker 1: issue is that they they face ridicule. Imagine being bisexual
Speaker 1: and enjoying men and women, but there's a stigma against you.
Speaker 1: If you enjoy men, you have a hard time dating
Speaker 1: women now because you also like men, so you would
Speaker 1: have to keep definitely have being greedy. I don't know
Speaker 1: you like I don't know I I like like burgers
Speaker 1: and fries. Motherfucker is they're called being greedy. It's two
Speaker 1: parts of a male ship. Okay, So we got the
Speaker 1: lesbian and women that likes women, right and sometimes and
Speaker 1: so some of those women that like women are some
Speaker 1: of them like do someone feel like they are men?
Speaker 1: That's gender identity. We're getting into gender. We didn't get
Speaker 1: to that letter yet. We're discussing since we added that
Speaker 1: last week, right, I mean a month ago or two
Speaker 1: years and I don't know, it's been a long time.
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend, Chinese best friend. The movement Stonewall was
Speaker 1: in the seventies Chinese best friend. Wow. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so we're LB. Now let's go to geez gay. You
Speaker 1: know what is brother, explained meybe my mind not know.
Speaker 1: Gay is a man who likes men. And I'm so
Speaker 1: gay is only man is not women gays? Man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: man lesbian his women. But you know, but that term
Speaker 1: that that the term gay has been an umbrella term.
Speaker 1: People have used it as an umbrella term to describe
Speaker 1: both gays. But but it does, yeah, it does overshadow
Speaker 1: lesbian gay. Okay, what's next? LGB T T right transgender Okay,
Speaker 1: that'll be you. That's me transgender some two letters from
Speaker 1: transgender animal lesbian m T L right, I'm a lesbian TAM.
Speaker 1: There you go. Q Queer trans breakdown. Transgender transgender transgenders
Speaker 1: is associating yourself with uh, the gender that you were
Speaker 1: not assigned at birth, or identifying yourself with neither gender
Speaker 1: or both genders. So is it a blame for that
Speaker 1: we blame any money for this? Like the God made
Speaker 1: a mistake? Like No, I don't think so. I think
Speaker 1: that it's more of a chromosometal biological situation where it's
Speaker 1: more of a brain chemistry thing. Because you know, many
Speaker 1: many scholars that have identified the brain chemistry of a
Speaker 1: trans woman and a cis gender woman, just which means
Speaker 1: a woman who was born and assigned female who also
Speaker 1: identifies as female. They saw no difference in the brain chemistries,
Speaker 1: you know, in accordance with their association with a male
Speaker 1: sis gender brain. So there's so much science behind this.
Speaker 1: I think the people that go against the grain and
Speaker 1: say like, well, this is just some ship you woke
Speaker 1: up and felt one day. You've never done the math,
Speaker 1: you've never done the science with the research, and all
Speaker 1: the research you've done is biased. We are biased creatures
Speaker 1: by nature. A lot of us try really hard to
Speaker 1: be non biased. I try to be non biased, but
Speaker 1: we have how we feel because how we were raised. Right,
Speaker 1: Like in my writings, I have this analogy and I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could recount it off the top
Speaker 1: of my head because I just wrote it earlier. But
Speaker 1: when you're in school and you're a child who misbehaves
Speaker 1: in class and the teacher can't seem to get you
Speaker 1: to sit down and take the lesson right, the teacher
Speaker 1: becomes frustrated. Right, but the counselor. The counselor sits down
Speaker 1: with you and they try to identify your day to
Speaker 1: day life. They try to identify your home life. They
Speaker 1: try to identify who you are as a person, so
Speaker 1: they can get down to the root of the problem,
Speaker 1: which is why you can't sit down in class and
Speaker 1: listen and take the lesson in right. I try to
Speaker 1: consider myself a counselor as a comedian as far as
Speaker 1: the lgbt Q I a community is concerned, and less
Speaker 1: of a teacher an educator, because I'm not just trying
Speaker 1: to throw these terms at you. I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: out who you are and explaining in a way that
Speaker 1: you can understand how it affects you and where exactly
Speaker 1: you stand in this whole situation. It's two different forms
Speaker 1: of care. So we're l b G Now we're cute.
Speaker 1: Next Strangena, she just explained to you, best friend, I
Speaker 1: have a lot of transmission problems. I put in do
Speaker 1: you want to go freaking d fight right away? I
Speaker 1: can go up to the mountain. Let time. I got
Speaker 1: really offended. I took my car to the shopping ship
Speaker 1: and the guy said, what you got as a training problem? No,
Speaker 1: I have training problem in my car. Yeah, it's my business.
Speaker 1: Motherfucking He's like, no, I'm talking about the vehicle. I said,
Speaker 1: all right, it's a fisher. When I suck out my
Speaker 1: Patreon pages, now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and talking
Speaker 1: Thursday's movie exclusively to Patreon, where they will no longer
Speaker 1: be sensor about the social media companies. I would also
Speaker 1: be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here first see
Speaker 1: you on Patreon, mother saw cuts? All right, what's next? Letter?
Speaker 1: Q Q? Is it queer? Get offended by that? Right? Train?
Speaker 1: Like queen? Which one train? Nigger? Trainees like saying nig
Speaker 1: and it's a porn term. I say, this's on stage,
Speaker 1: it's I don't like the word training is offensive. It's
Speaker 1: a porn term. Like you want to introduced if you
Speaker 1: you want to introduce your black friend Keisha? Is you
Speaker 1: have any friend Keisha? Would you? That's right? So don't
Speaker 1: call me a training in a frozen fluod section. And
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to go shopping like everybody else. But
Speaker 1: queer is also offends, not offensive, including queer the whole world.
Speaker 1: What is it's like an umbrella term pretty much. And
Speaker 1: I think queer is just somebody who's kind of just
Speaker 1: in the ether. They don't really identify with with any
Speaker 1: maybe all you know, quere's someone who's just not straight. Okay,
Speaker 1: they just yeah, yeah, they just they're just not straight.
Speaker 1: They just want everything. They just greedy. They want you
Speaker 1: keep whatever. Okay, not greedy, whatever it get, they did
Speaker 1: whatever they're attracted to today. It might be this tomorrow,
Speaker 1: might be this to moment. So that's almost like bisexual almost.
Speaker 1: I didn't relate it. Yeah, well sort of. See when
Speaker 1: you think about a bisexual person and according to a
Speaker 1: trans or a pan sexual person, someone who's bisexual, uh,
Speaker 1: I could say, like only trying to the male or female.
Speaker 1: Someone who's pan sexual may say, let me try it
Speaker 1: to male, female and trans people. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I like dick, I don't care if
Speaker 1: it's on a woman or a man. I want it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It doesn't matter. So that's queer.
Speaker 1: That's cute. I intersect. We discussed this. You're born that way.
Speaker 1: You can't help that a lot of problems with being intersex,
Speaker 1: with with with society is that when children are born
Speaker 1: that way, they are to undergo certain surgeries and without
Speaker 1: consent of the child. You see, the parents will will
Speaker 1: will go for it or sometimes right. I think the
Speaker 1: Wayne Ways child she's transgender. I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: intersexed to want something. I think she's trans she's a
Speaker 1: trans female. I intersex. Okay, it's born that way, born
Speaker 1: with both. Oh, that's why you can have dick in ovaries? Wow?
Speaker 1: Can you? Is it possible to fund yourself? Only if
Speaker 1: you're a piece of ship you can go fun yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm just playing. Nobody's gonna be hocking. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: If you have both have fall, you can have a
Speaker 1: dick in ovaries. Bro. People are born with six fingers,
Speaker 1: six toes sometimes right, right, people born with different things.
Speaker 1: When has the water ever been clean? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? You can have all kinds of things happening
Speaker 1: with you on the inside. You don't know dicking ovaries,
Speaker 1: It don't matter. Intersect. I can get into sect. It's
Speaker 1: like too many people. They have so many people, A
Speaker 1: lot of people intersect. I don't learn so much. Is
Speaker 1: there any other letters? A sexual tried to anybody? What
Speaker 1: the fun you're not tried to anybody. Nobody does it
Speaker 1: for you. Not you have no sexual attraction with anyone.
Speaker 1: You don't, so you don't know about it. You don't.
Speaker 1: You just jerk off, hurt yourself. I think that there's
Speaker 1: a I think that there's a level of masturbation as
Speaker 1: an a sexual person, you just don't have a sexual
Speaker 1: feelings towards anyone. But I'm not said people all did it,
Speaker 1: don't really want to suck nothing. Yeah, there's people have
Speaker 1: to really want to know. Motherfucker's mother without liver than
Speaker 1: ply today, mothers, fathers. I have never been to the
Speaker 1: that time me call somebody a fatherfucker, fatherfucker. You're that.
Speaker 1: Maybe a lot of women are fatherfucker's. The man they
Speaker 1: got a husband and they got kids. They fatherfucker's. You fatherfucker, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. I'm gonna tell using fatherfucker, you your fatherfucker.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell my lady that because
Speaker 1: I'm my father, you sucking me, you're number the fatherfucker.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, bitch, your fatherfucker. You just give me my credit,
Speaker 1: give me, just give me that, as Pink Fox says,
Speaker 1: and then say what fine, So at me because I
Speaker 1: got a little confused. I remember you told me before.
Speaker 1: You told me as a child when you was four,
Speaker 1: and you said, I just didn't know. You don't know.
Speaker 1: You go with your brain, chemistry, whatever your brain is
Speaker 1: telling you. Your brains this female, you go with female
Speaker 1: and then someone then the outside world comes in and says, no,
Speaker 1: you are this thing. And now you have to say, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: let me adapt to what it means to be this thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when you soon use four years solo, you told
Speaker 1: the kid like, hey, I want a boyfriend. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to be Yeah, I want to be your girlfriend
Speaker 1: or we I want you to be my boyfriend whatever.
Speaker 1: Like you're in the school year, you just want to
Speaker 1: be like your homegirls. Okay, you told him I want
Speaker 1: to be I was confuted. You said you want to
Speaker 1: be a boyfriend. You meet a girlfriend, no, I said.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I like you should be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Ah yah. But then now you're growing, but you still like,
Speaker 1: well I'm grown now. Yeah. I didn't really like boys.
Speaker 1: That wasn't my thing. I was just trying to be
Speaker 1: like my home girl. Okay. She was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this boy is so cute. I'm gonna telling him that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, bite, not if I tell
Speaker 1: him first. You know this type of ship. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I gotta. I got of course I could tell.
Speaker 1: And so I mean you're saying it's time where you
Speaker 1: like you just make it like we even all of that,
Speaker 1: how you like it? But your hair has grown Yeah,
Speaker 1: my hair grown out, but I've definitely had weed before.
Speaker 1: I still get hair. Can you imagine she's as bad
Speaker 1: as bitch? I'll show you pictures. I send pictures to you,
Speaker 1: show pictures whoever's editing this. We'll get some pictures to
Speaker 1: y'all with me fully dressed and everything when I'm like bad.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, you know why because I as a
Speaker 1: female comedian. A lot of the time, it's hard for
Speaker 1: men to look past short skirts, low cut tops, things
Speaker 1: like that and get the funny. That's an issue. If
Speaker 1: you talk to any female comedian, they'll tell you that's
Speaker 1: an issue sometimes getting past the look so that you
Speaker 1: can actually hear the jokes. And what I found is
Speaker 1: it's just easier for me when I'm still in women's clothing.
Speaker 1: I'm selling a women's shirt, v nap, selling women's jeans
Speaker 1: for me to just dress. Michael Blockson has those jeans.
Speaker 1: I believe it not as not assculous. And then when
Speaker 1: I wear those, I leave my dick at home because
Speaker 1: it's not gonna fit in them. That I got mine
Speaker 1: in the book bag right now, the bag so that
Speaker 1: we learned so much to that man, specially say, hey
Speaker 1: got his fucking lessons on his lgb qt A. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what you said it out of order, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter because you got to let us right
Speaker 1: l It's for the way you. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: come and see your stand up. I definitely want to
Speaker 1: check it out. She's talking a lot about your personal life.
Speaker 1: I do I do I get on stage the first
Speaker 1: words out of my mouth or I'm transgender. And if
Speaker 1: you can't tell him, it's the pills are working. I'm
Speaker 1: getting my money's worth. How's your tennis coming in? Nice man?
Speaker 1: He's a mine that looks like can I'm gonna guess
Speaker 1: with your broadside because it's really good. I'm good at
Speaker 1: guessing tenny sides all right, camera can see that. But
Speaker 1: I don't want to show nipples. No done, you are
Speaker 1: like you're not that big though, you're like a thirty
Speaker 1: six c yeah, that was right, motherfuckerologist thirty six seed
Speaker 1: motherfucker thirty six and grewties. I got no surgery, man,
Speaker 1: I got no no work on my body. Nothing. You
Speaker 1: didn't take no pills. I take shots, okay weekly and pills.
Speaker 1: I take tea blockers. So she's a transgender and a lesbian.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm She's two and one. I'm just a
Speaker 1: lesbian and was the last letter. I don't like anybody
Speaker 1: a sexual? No, I like everybody. Set for it, man,
Speaker 1: I like all women. So what letters that I'm just
Speaker 1: for greedy? Yeah, g for greedy? Right, Well, thank you
Speaker 1: for joining us, man, I have so much fun and
Speaker 1: we today so much the whole world. You're my new
Speaker 1: bit for me on my new world, the whole world learned.
Speaker 1: See Chinese breastfriend out of all them? Let us which
Speaker 1: when you think you are? If you was to get
Speaker 1: closer any I'm lesbian. Don't be a lesbian either, motherfucker lesbian?
Speaker 1: Is anybody that like women? I like women? What are you? Chinese?
Speaker 1: Best for you? I am a less be unto. I
Speaker 1: don't have a choice, Michael Block, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1: Another episode Mother podcast, give me to follow you I'm
Speaker 1: comedian Pink Fox p I n k FO double X
Speaker 1: comedian in front of that um on Instagram and I
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Speaker 1: guys can see me traveling the country with d Ray
Speaker 1: Davis on They're Here to Help tour where you can
Speaker 1: catch me on Patton Oswalt's tour out be in Detroit,
Speaker 1: Minneapolis eleven five and six at the State Theater and
Speaker 1: at the Filmore coming up. And UH, I love you guys,
Speaker 1: and I hope that I'm doing the best I can
Speaker 1: for my community. And uh in comedy, And thank you
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