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Speaker 2: I you want your way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris. You're listening, so do you

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Speaker 3: need to ride? Welcome? I know I'm trying to mix

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Speaker 3: it up. That was totally on purpose.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to.

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Already? So welcome. My name

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Speaker 3: is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and I'm Karen Tilgarriff.

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Speaker 3: We got thrown off. There was a red light run

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Speaker 3: right in front of us. We started with drama. I

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Speaker 3: promise that drama won't stop.

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Speaker 1: We're like some sort of HBO it doesn't exist anymore

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Speaker 1: HBO show where it starts with a gunshot and you're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: I just got to know that person. You already killed

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Speaker 1: them off? Yes, we will do that in this it's

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Speaker 1: a podcast version, so it's much more looky.

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Speaker 3: It's like a it's like a cold open. It reveals

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Speaker 3: a lot about what you're going to see.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and just make no assumptions. Nothing is safe, No

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Speaker 1: one is. Anybody could run a red light. Mercury is

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Speaker 1: fully in retrograde in a very intense way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because of the moon. You have no idea what's

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Speaker 3: going to happen today? Yep, you think that that is

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Speaker 3: a telling moment, the red light running. This is going

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Speaker 3: to be This whole podcast is gonna get turned up

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Speaker 3: on its head. Try and predict what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: In fact, three guesses right now, Chris, what's going to happen?

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Speaker 3: We will see a grouping of diagonal fire trucks. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I know that's specific, but I'm just leaking something that

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Speaker 3: I saw on the way there. I almost pulled over.

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Speaker 3: And why is this car they're almost touching?

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Speaker 3: I wanted to pull over. I saw a little boy

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Speaker 1: Was it the one that's kind of near the freeway. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Go where if they want free range child. That's the

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Speaker 3: only restaurant all of it had. I feel like that parent.

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Speaker 3: There was no trees nearby, though, I really I slowed

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Speaker 3: Too bad? I have somewhere to be.

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Speaker 3: There are days where I have to be selfish and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have to a podcast instead of save

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Speaker 3: I do feel like I should have done something. And

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Speaker 3: what is that's the third thing you did ask for

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Speaker 3: three things that we will see today? Oh, it might

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm back on the road. And who has a

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Speaker 1: To use Whitney and Christy Is that their names?

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Speaker 3: It's happening again.

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Speaker 3: That that doesn't happen. But I do think this is

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Speaker 3: Yep, so nice. It is very nice, and it's happening again.

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Speaker 3: It's like memory Lane, except it's a future lane. It's

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Speaker 3: I was worried going there because I love Boise, Idaho.

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Speaker 3: They no longer have access to abortion. There there's men

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's beautiful. It was great. I did sit in

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Speaker 3: Yes, the citizen on patrol was was solidified in time

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean knew why didn't he just audition to

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Speaker 1: I like the idea that the citizen on patrol in

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Speaker 3: Yes, especially since he always was holding binoculars. I know. No,

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Speaker 3: I mean I was, you know, sixteen through twenty one.

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Speaker 1: My life, and you just took it all on face

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Speaker 3: Chairs, Yeah, he's trying to fight the fight.

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Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't wrestle me to the ground again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he never was focused on me. You know, I

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Speaker 1: Hips, all the stuff, all the illegal stuff. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: you're just addicted to. I'm very aware to God, if

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Speaker 4: Is, are the the roads narrower?

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Speaker 3: That guy was on his phone. He was just about

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And also this asshole.

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Speaker 3: Here needs to get somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Come on, we're in the same model a vehicle. Come on,

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Speaker 3: Why do you need to outperform us?

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Speaker 1: Think of Elon and what he needs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this isn't battle Bots hosted by our friend Bill.

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Speaker 3: That is always what I repeat over and over whenever

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Speaker 3: I'm in West Hollywood. I'm very excit. I did about

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Speaker 1: I don't think he would. He won't if he's a

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Speaker 3: I've already quoted it in this car. They went about

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Speaker 3: They honked out of haha, saga frustration and now I'm

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Speaker 1: They're like, I can do what I want.

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Speaker 2: Is that this guy.

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Speaker 3: Today is in rare form. No, you will just wait

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Speaker 3: I'll be like, bingo, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Don't be weird.

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Speaker 3: I am not.

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Speaker 1: I mean because he's new.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know us, right, so don't yelp bingo? All right?

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Speaker 3: And we are, Yeah, we are. It's very close. I'm

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, get into this car.

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Speaker 3: You've seen our guest today. Clubs and colleges across the country.

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Speaker 3: Put your ears together for Jared Goldstein.

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Speaker 2: Hi, it's Jared. How are you?

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Speaker 3: You make up? And then we will read Hi.

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Speaker 1: Good, nice to meet you, Karen.

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Speaker 2: Karen, Jared, thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 3: I I promised her that upon entry you would do

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Speaker 3: your tesla joke. But it's okay, you're off the hook,

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Speaker 3: but I would love to. I've done it. I think

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Speaker 3: think of your joke. Oh my god, and then I

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Speaker 2: Know, honestly, that joke.

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Speaker 5: I'm proud of it, but I feel like I just

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Speaker 2: Oh really joke, she's funnier than me.

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Speaker 5: The joke, the tesla joke is any car is it?

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Speaker 5: I talk about my bad car, but any car is

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Speaker 3: Road, right.

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Speaker 5: And there's a formula to that joke. The first time

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Speaker 5: any pizza is a personal pizza if you cry while

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I remember that joke and you don't. I don't.

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Speaker 3: It's just I mean, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, it's just the format.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like a very twittery structure where it's like, oh, great, idea,

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Speaker 1: I'll put my own subject verb in there.

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Speaker 5: What did my tesla tweek get one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 5: four likes on Twitter?

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Speaker 2: Maybe it did. That's no longer on Twitter. I hung

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Speaker 3: The week the artist formerly known as Twitter. Yeah, this

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Speaker 3: X everyone No one just calls it X. They have

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Speaker 3: to go Comma the social media formerly known as Twitter,

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Speaker 3: because X is meaningless.

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Speaker 1: Yes, X is curious George's signature. What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Didn't also get like sued because someone already owns X.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The band X maybe could be that could be the

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Speaker 1: marxistpot people, the.

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Speaker 3: Alcohol industry, the porn industry.

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Speaker 1: Porn, I think would have it over every Oh alcohol,

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Speaker 1: if there's three yea? Yeah, is a professor, Yeah that's right, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: There's everyone's a person that used to be your warrior

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Speaker 3: or girlfriend, the exes, Oh right right See I always

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Speaker 3: come in with a with a nice soft landing.

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Speaker 1: If there's a riff, we were just winding that one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stoptes of me, Jared.

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Speaker 1: How was your day so far?

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Speaker 5: My day so far is pretty good. I felt really

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Speaker 5: hungover in Yucky yesterday. So today, by virtue of the

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Speaker 1: Did you party? Was it a party? Was there an event?

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Speaker 2: I went to Dodger Stadium for the first time in

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Speaker 2: my life?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, what'd you think?

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Speaker 2: It was fine?

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Speaker 5: It was like it was a little more fun than

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Speaker 5: I had thought it would be, which would which was

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Speaker 2: Giant rainbow. The wow, giant rainbow over the whole stadium.

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Speaker 3: That's cool.

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Speaker 5: So my first time ever going to Dodger Stadium, it's

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Speaker 3: Did you react like that? The double Rainbow guy who

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Speaker 3: double Rainbow star cage fighter. Yeah, I looked into him.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember why. I think he was featured on

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Speaker 5: I mean, speaking of a double rainbow. Coming up on

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Speaker 5: our left is is two rainbow flags.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I thought.

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Speaker 3: You were going to say the old twenty four hour

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Speaker 2: Look at that.

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Speaker 1: We're officially in West Hollywood. Now we are parallel to

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Speaker 3: We're right in the.

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Speaker 5: We're also if anyone was confused, in America, there's also

445
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Speaker 5: in American flagwaving.

446
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we usually say that at the top of

447
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 3: the hour, Welcome America.

448
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 2: This is America.

449
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 3: Oh that's a different show when you say your first

450
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 3: time at Dodger Stadium in your life. You're from New York.

451
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,719
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, I'm from New York, but I've been here

452
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 2: for quite a while.

453
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 5: My Okay, So I used to have a joke about

454
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 5: how I've been to Dodger Stadium twice. It was for

455
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 5: the vaccine, right, and that's the only time I've ever been.

456
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 5: So this was technically my third time going to Dodger Stadium.

457
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 5: The first two times it was, you know, to drive

458
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,360
Speaker 5: through the parking lot to receive the COVID nineteen mavact.

459
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: I wish they frightening time.

460
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 3: I wish they gave the shot on the pictures mound.

461
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 3: That would have been I think more people would have

462
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 3: gotten vaccinated.

463
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 2: Have you ever been on the JumboTron?

464
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 3: Oh I haven't. I've always wanted be.

465
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 2: I know, I really want that too. I feel like

466
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: there's gotta be.

467
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 5: If I go to a few more games, I'll figure

468
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 5: out there's there's an opportunity there.

469
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: You know, you have to have something in your back pocket.

470
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 5: You do, You're not gonna waste that moment by jumping

471
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 5: around like a maniac.

472
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: No.

473
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite things to watch on my phone,

474
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 3: which is my entertainment system, is when someone has a

475
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 3: big thing in their back pocket and they have a

476
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 3: whole choreographed dance and the cameraman follows them down the

477
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 3: stairs and they are dancing to whatever song is playing. Yeah,

478
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 3: it's very specific, but it's one of my favorite genres.

479
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 5: You'd have to try to top a baby. That's kind

480
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 5: of that seems like the winner. Yeah, being on the

481
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 5: JumboTron is babies. So I have to just figure out

482
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 5: what's better than babies.

483
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: What about if you force a kiss cam on a

484
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: stranger next to you. That's kind of my like, I bring.

485
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,679
Speaker 5: Like kind of a I bring my own frame, Like

486
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 5: I'm wearing the frame like it's a Halloween costume and

487
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 5: it says like kiss cam with like a little red

488
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 5: dot recording.

489
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, just bring a kissing booth, a frame that says

490
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 3: of thirty five cents psychiatric help and kisses.

491
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: I mean we can just spitball so many ideas. Yeah,

492
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: got a ton of them, that's.

493
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Speaker 2: My Oh okay, yeah, two babies.

494
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 5: Oh, I bring two babies and.

495
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: Not twins, because that's the easy version. Yeah, like two

496
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: disparate babies.

497
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I think you definitely would get on camera

498
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 3: if you're holding two babies. Each arm and on your

499
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 3: head is one of those drinking helmets, but in each

500
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 3: holster is milk and the straws.

501
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: Or do they go to the babies?

502
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: Yes, well yeah, but do they or do they?

503
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 3: Oh that that that provides some open that you can

504
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 3: improvise a little but that Yeah, well maybe I'll take

505
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 3: a little sip. The crowd would go wild crazy.

506
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I take it from the baby, I take a

507
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 5: sick give it back to the baby.

508
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: And then you do so like a take to the

509
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: camera of like parenting. Am I right? So it's like,

510
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: of course I need a little nourishment myself.

511
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 5: Okay, I think we're getting close to something. Because they

512
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 5: think it, they don't. People don't have to like it,

513
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 5: they just have to react to it.

514
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 2: And share it.

515
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: That's right. They just have to have an experience at

516
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: the moment.

517
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 3: Yes, now, I'm we're going to run into the problem

518
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: I've experienced many times for trying to shoot a sketch

519
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 3: or a funny video. Where do we get a baby?

520
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: I know a lot of babies.

521
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 3: Now, Oh do I know that are bad parents that

522
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 3: will let me take their bies to a Dodger game.

523
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: And then you'll also need a set teacher so that

524
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 1: you know, Oh right, like all the.

525
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 2: All the school they would miss they have, they have.

526
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: School.

527
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 5: Do you know?

528
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 2: I was a child actor and I missed school and

529
00:27:59,000 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 2: I had set teachers.

530
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 3: Oh really?

531
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how'd you feel about that?

532
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 2: I feel great about it. Give me out of there.

533
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

534
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 5: I also taught myself math better than my teacher at

535
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 5: the time taught me math.

536
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my math.

537
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: Teacher agreed to that. Agreed.

538
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 3: Oh really Yeah, because you came back with more knowledge.

539
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. They said that they were shocked that I learned it.

540
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 3: Wow.

541
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, So was that because your set teacher was good

542
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: or because you were just good by.

543
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about the set teachers.

544
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 5: They were great, but they were for like young, young,

545
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 5: young children. I was an older looking I mean a

546
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 5: younger looking seventeen year old right, Oh, so like this

547
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 5: who looked eleven.

548
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

549
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: I was a really late bloomer.

550
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 5: So I was able to play children much, you know,

551
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 5: for longer than a lot of other kids who were

552
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,719
Speaker 5: very naturally and normally going through puberty at eleven, twelve, thirteen,

553
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 5: I was not.

554
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: So I was able to keep working.

555
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 5: So I was I was always on set with like

556
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 5: nine year olds ten wild. So the tutors were for those,

557
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 5: you know, aged children, and they never knew my.

558
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: I was like I was in ap classes.

559
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a m.

560
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: And they were doing like, you know, sentences.

561
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. So none of the small talk with the

562
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 3: other child actors was about school. No, No, like you're

563
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 3: doing long division and.

564
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly.

565
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 5: So yeah, it was it was. It was tough and

566
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 5: it was fine. It was better than being in school.

567
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 5: It was like, it was very glamorous.

568
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 3: So how how young were you and how old was

569
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 3: the character you were playing when you were like on

570
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 3: a Modern Family? Were you secretly like twenty years old?

571
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 5: No? At that point I was a much older child actor,

572
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 5: still still at it playing I guess that character was

573
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 5: probably like twenty five.

574
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 3: Oh, really.

575
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Yeah, when I was a kid, I wasn't

576
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: doing like acting like I was doing theater. Oh. I

577
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: was like doing musical theater in New York. Yeah, like.

578
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: Broadway.

579
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: You freaking know it?

580
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: Are you say? What did you do?

581
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: I was in a Christmas Carol at Madison Square Garden.

582
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, that's what. Who was your character

583
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 3: in a Christmas played?

584
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: That's a wig.

585
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: When I played.

586
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 5: Scrooge when he was a kid, when they go back

587
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 5: in time with the ghost of Christmas Past.

588
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: That's amazing, And you learned that he was once very good.

589
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you didn't have to be the one

590
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 3: at the end who has to go get the Christmas goose.

591
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 3: That's a terrible gig.

592
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 5: Yeah. But I did also play Tiny Tim's brother, and

593
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 5: a rich kid and a poor kid.

594
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: I played four parts, that's range. Yeah. I played young Scrooge,

595
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: tiny Tim's brother, a.

596
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 3: Rich and that was a musical. Oh wow.

597
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: You know when you played the rich kid, did you

598
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: have a certain posture and then when you played the

599
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: poor kid, you had the inverted version of that posture.

600
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 5: Had a rich kid, I had like a beautiful jacket

601
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 5: and it was like it was like made us some

602
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 5: kind of special like authentic wool, which means it was

603
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 5: ugly and bad because this is like what it was

604
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 5: like the eighteen hundreds.

605
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: Don't even know when it was. Yeah, it never happened.

606
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: Times when it was, it was never because Christmas Carol

607
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 2: is not a document.

608
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 3: They had the real jacket.

609
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: I just loved them what you said, theautiful jacket to

610
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: really show us.

611
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean like it was a it was

612
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 5: a navy jacket with black like wool like kind of like, uh,

613
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 5: I don't know what epaulets are, but I bet it

614
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 5: was epaulets. And then I had a like a beret

615
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 5: essentially a bray like a French for it was like

616
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 5: a like a navy beret.

617
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 2: And that's what I wore when I was a rich kid.

618
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 2: And then when you.

619
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 3: Have an oversized lollipop too, that's what goes with that.

620
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 2: That would have worked.

621
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 5: And then when I was playing a poor kid, I

622
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 5: dressed like everyone dresses, like I would probably say, like

623
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 5: in twenty fourteen, fingers you got it, you got it, Yeah,

624
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 5: fingerless glove, beanie suspenders.

625
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 3: H and m fash fash fast.

626
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, just like a crop sweater like those sort of

627
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 5: like remember those like fried boots everyone was wearing like

628
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 5: that to look like a cobbler or something.

629
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Impossible to break in those boots. Horrible, just

630
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: unless you work on a ranch.

631
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

632
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 5: I only wore boat shoes for six years because of fashion.

633
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 5: And now I have forever callouses.

634
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: On both big toes. Yeah, forever.

635
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 5: There's no curing the callus that I have on either side.

636
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, just from like Sperry topsiders, Yeah,

637
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: sock list without sock oh bat, I'll do it.

638
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and working on my feet in them too.

639
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: Did you ever have a problem with foot odor? And

640
00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: some Perry topsiders with no s totally? It was so

641
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: I had wore those and also kids in the eighties

642
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: because I was there for the eighties. Yeah, and that

643
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: was one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened.

644
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: Was one time at my friend's house taking off my kids,

645
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: and my friend's like, oh my god, your feet smelled

646
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: so bad, and I was like, wait what And it

647
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: was like I had to discover, like as a twelve

648
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: year old, that you can't just wear socks in kids

649
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: and get away with it.

650
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is, it is. It was an unfair

651
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 3: time because they didn't have these new invisible stuff socks.

652
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 2: No, no, I had to make my own invisible song.

653
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 3: Did you you're the inventor of?

654
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

655
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 5: I've invented so many things, but I just didn't get

656
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 5: around to what else?

657
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 2: What else? Froze? Oh yeah, funny froze? Really that was me?

658
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 2: That was me?

659
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: Since what year? Would you say?

660
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 5: Since like twenty thirteen? Twenty thirteen? And then it hit

661
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 5: the scene and I want to say twenty fifteen.

662
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, Crose was me.

663
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 5: Also the clip that attaches your tablet to your bed

664
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 5: so you can feel like you have a TV.

665
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: When you don't.

666
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 5: Oh that's a great idea.

667
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: Good job on that one. I did that only one.

668
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 3: Do you just not know a patent clerk?

669
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can I?

670
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 5: When I have these million dollar ideas, it hits me

671
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 5: like a ton of bricks, And it's a really it's

672
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 5: actually a very sad moment because I just know the

673
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 5: truth is like either I'm not I'm just not going

674
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 5: to get around to doing it, or someone already has

675
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 5: and it's months out, it's months out for the reveal, Yeah,

676
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 5: and it's just what am I.

677
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 3: Going to do?

678
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: Right? There's a there's a real almost like a good

679
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: idea paralysis where it's like, oh, this could really go somewhere,

680
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 1: and now I'm a burden.

681
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 5: Yes, And also just the reality that, like I know,

682
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 5: especially you know, certain times in my life, I'm certainly

683
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 5: not busy.

684
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: Now.

685
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 5: If I have any million dollar ideas, I would love

686
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 5: to pursue them vigorously. But I've been busy before. And

687
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 5: you know, you just you have to have a lot

688
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 5: of free time, right to make an idea of reality?

689
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to hang out in your garage a

690
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 3: lot and do a lot of fun.

691
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 2: You got a grind with other inventors.

692
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: Right, you know you have to hire a lawyer, you

693
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: have to. Yes, Yeah, you have to protect your rights completely.

694
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: You have to wear a lot of lab coats and

695
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 3: have wacky hair.

696
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

697
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: You have to be open to other people's ideas horrifying.

698
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gotta work on that. I'm really like stubborn.

699
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: Because you know, you have the best ideas.

700
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 2: I think I do. Yeah, I certainly think I do.

701
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't get that from you. I found

702
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 3: you to be very open when I when I've met you, okay, good, Yeah, Yeah.

703
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: You also smell like coconut, which I really like.

704
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: I'm wearing designer sunscreen.

705
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, this is a banana boat.

706
00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 5: No it's no, it's it's it's incredibly normal sunscreen. But

707
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 5: they just like, you know, kind of put a label

708
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 5: on it. I don't even know what the label is. Actually,

709
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 5: it's called Vacation. I think that's what it's called. Oh,

710
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 5: it's called vacation. It might it's not from Supergroup, but it's.

711
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: I have a Supergoop thirty, You have.

712
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 2: A Super Good thirty.

713
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 5: This is next to Supergoop, and it's it's just so

714
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: you remember, like American apparel.

715
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 2: It's like American apparel, but it's sunscreen and it's called Vacation.

716
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 5: And the bottle is so beautiful and it's it's like

717
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 5: designed to be scented like classic Oh yeah, nineties eighties sunscreen.

718
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: It smells so good.

719
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a bunch of memories just washed a share, right.

720
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a pinacla vibe to it. There's a real like, yeah,

721
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: we're all having a great time.

722
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 5: And if you see the font on the bottle, you

723
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 5: will you really feel the fantasy. You're like, oh my god,

724
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 5: it's nineteen ninety one, remember the original, like not the original,

725
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 5: but like in the nineties made the Dorito's label. It

726
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 5: used to just be like kind of a nice font yep.

727
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 5: And then at some point in like the early two thousands,

728
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 5: everything got like electric yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, But it

729
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 5: used to be like Cheerios.

730
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: Everything was just kind of like I kind of like

731
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 2: the fifties or something. Yeah, this bottle looks.

732
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 3: Like that as as a I'm a big fan of simple,

733
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 3: legible fonts. Yeah, and clean logos, and Doritos is all

734
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 3: over the map. It's just a mess.

735
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: Oh, it's crazy.

736
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 5: Remember three D Doritos, Like what those the tops?

737
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: They put them in a plastic like tube. Three D Doritos.

738
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 2: For me, that was like the death of art. Yeah,

739
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: that was like we've lost art.

740
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 3: It's over. Yeah, but they do come with those fun glasses.

741
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 2: Them. Yeah.

742
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: I for a little while they were spicy Doritos, but

743
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: they looked so much like the normal bag that I

744
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: would accidentally get the spicy bag, not kind of not

745
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: paying attention to detail. Else then be like, I don't

746
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: like Dorito's anymore. They burn, I can't do it. And

747
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: then it's like, yeah, you're buying the wrong flavor.

748
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are some chips out there that will affect

749
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 3: the rest of your day. Yeah, and I don't want

750
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 3: to get more detailed. Good good, I love it. Are

751
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 3: you still singing?

752
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 2: I sing at home?

753
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: But I'm good?

754
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 3: You're You're probably about to say you aren't and you

755
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 3: were good as a child and now you are. But

756
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 3: I bet you're really good.

757
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 5: I'll say I was good as a child and I'm

758
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 5: fine now I'm better than most.

759
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 3: But do you blame puberty?

760
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 5: Of Oh? It was terrible, Like it was like overnight,

761
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 5: it was gone. It was gone, and it just did

762
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 5: not come back. It kind of came back a little bit,

763
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 5: like maybe fully ten years later, but.

764
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 2: It's still just like it's just it just left. It

765
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 2: just left, and I just had to say goodbye to it.

766
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 3: I have a feeling, though, what if I took you

767
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: to a karaoke night, would you surprise me by melting

768
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 3: everyone's faces?

769
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 5: I wouldn't, I swear to god, I wouldn't. Really, Yeah,

770
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 5: I wouldn't. I think if you, like, if you maybe

771
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 5: caught me on a good day and you you had

772
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 5: your ear up to my window and you heard me

773
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 5: singing in the bathroom, you might think for a second

774
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 5: it was the radio and then go, oh my god, wait, who.

775
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 2: Is like that?

776
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 5: You might have that experience, but no any like any

777
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 5: kind of like live performing of singing.

778
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 2: It's like it just got It was so.

779
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 5: Bad and hard and sad and like to really to

780
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 5: like go from Broadway to like I can't get a

781
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 5: job was like as like a teenager.

782
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 2: It was just like devastating.

783
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Yeah, like too, you'd have to be

784
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: very i think maybe even overly therapies to be able

785
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: to process that and not have it be bad.

786
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

787
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just like honestly, the best I could

788
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 5: do was like, after years and years of like trying

789
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 5: and trying and trying to get it back, I just

790
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 5: gave up on trying. And then a little while later

791
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 5: I was at work at a restaurant job, and I

792
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 5: was had my headphones in and I was just like

793
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 5: singing to myself kind of like you know, without any

794
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 5: awareness of people around me.

795
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: And the hostess at the restaurant.

796
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 5: She laughed at me and she goes, she's like, she goes,

797
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 5: don't quit your day job.

798
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: And then when we know but here's the thing, this.

799
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 5: Used to be my dad literally literally, but we both

800
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 5: laughed and I laughed genuinely, and it was the first

801
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 5: time that I that that would even be like remotely

802
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 5: funny or yeah, I had any levity about it.

803
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 3: It is always funny to say that to someone as

804
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 3: you're both at your day jobs.

805
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, yes, So it was like, oh wow, in

806
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 5: that moment, it was kind of nice. It was like, oh, look,

807
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 5: I really did kind of let this go. And then

808
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 5: later on in life, I woke up in the first

809
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 5: thing I did was look at Instagram because I have

810
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 5: normal healthy practices, and I saw a reel of like

811
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 5: a Broadway show and it just looked so silly to me,

812
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 5: and it was like it became clear to me.

813
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 2: It was like, oh wait, like I actually it was.

814
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 5: I'm sad that it was taken away and that I

815
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 5: didn't get to choose if I wanted.

816
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 2: To keep doing it.

817
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 5: But if I could choose to keep doing it, I

818
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 5: wouldn't want to.

819
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 3: I wouldn't choose that for you either, because I've seen

820
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 3: you do stand up.

821
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 2: Oh thank you.

822
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 3: I think that that's what.

823
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: You should be, that's what you're meant to do.

824
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen a lot of stand up lately, well,

825
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 3: not as much as I used to. They're just starting

826
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 3: as many shows. But we've been on a few shows

827
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 3: together and you always have great jokes.

828
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: Thank you.

829
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm really said that when you're not in

830
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 3: the car.

831
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it's true.

832
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is behind you.

833
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now I'm saying thank you behind yours.

834
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 3: It's the way the car is configured.

835
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do think what you're saying, this just

836
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: is making me think of a like a similar thing

837
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: that I went through where when it was like not

838
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: my choice to it felt like the world was ending

839
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: and so horrifying. That car's abandoned, that car it is.

840
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: How did you even know?

841
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: Because I was making sure. I literally was like, hey,

842
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: you're not gonna come and t bone me. I like

843
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: to see if I can't, And there's just no one

844
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: in the car.

845
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 3: They even took the time, and maybe the car does

846
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 3: it on their own. They've fold up their I want

847
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 3: to call them ears, but that's not the cars of

848
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 3: yours sideview mirrors. Yeah, that's right, you got it.

849
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild. But point being just exactly what you

850
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: said is very wise, which is when it's about choice,

851
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: So grieving the loss of a choice can sometimes be

852
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: as sad as anything else, because you're just like I

853
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: believed in myself and I thought it was like better

854
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: than you know, the average person. And then now I'm

855
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: having to look at it in a different way, and

856
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: then you can be like late a little later on

857
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: when you get to have those feelings, then you're just

858
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: like or not or that whole experience was just what

859
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: it was.

860
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was a great experience that I'm like,

861
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 5: it's like if the worst thing that happened to me

862
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 5: was I was on Broadway only as a child, It's great.

863
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 2: It's so great, and I'm.

864
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 5: Like, it's all lucky, and obviously I'm just bitter and

865
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 5: jealous now, but yeah, it was. It was cool and

866
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 5: I'll never shut up about it.

867
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 1: Ever.

868
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 3: It is was it Were you cool?

869
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: Then?

870
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 5: Like?

871
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 3: At school? Did you miss a lot.

872
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 5: Of My sister was really popular and I was really not.

873
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 5: And doing this helped. Right when I was a kid,

874
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 5: I was. I was in a sketch on SNL one weekend. Yeah,

875
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 5: and uh, a teacher of mine asked me to bring

876
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 5: the VHS of it to school, so I did, And

877
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 5: then in every next class there was a student from

878
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 5: the from the class prior who would say, Jared was.

879
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: On SNL this weekending it vies and is with him

880
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 2: making play with was White.

881
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 5: So we just played it all day long, and I

882
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 5: guess that was probably my first experience of going viral.

883
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 5: Yeah that's the views, you know, the hour every forty

884
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 5: five minutes that that video got thirty views that.

885
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 3: I still have dreams about about going back to school

886
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,479
Speaker 3: and something like that. I don't know why. It's usually

887
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 3: a piano concert in the gymnasium, but something that all

888
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 3: the kids, uh, the kids love, Yeah, whether it be

889
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 3: a perfect dance or something something to make you stand

890
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 3: out other than just being quiet and shy, which is

891
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 3: what I was.

892
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, what sketch was it that you were at?

893
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 5: It was called the Fun Friends Club. Tina Fey wrote it.

894
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 5: It's with Jimmy Fallon as the director of a kids show.

895
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 2: Rayleota played Barney, and the joke.

896
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 5: Was we had all come back from hiatus and all

897
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 5: the kids were now into puberty and it really was

898
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 5: sort of a foreshadowing of my future.

899
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 2: Oh, it totally was, Yeah, because the joke was that

900
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 2: my voice changed.

901
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 3: Did you lower your voice or did you know?

902
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 5: Don Pardo the announcer, Oh, that's why my voice and

903
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 5: my lip synced to Don Pardo.

904
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 2: Do it like he literally did. Excuse me?

905
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 5: May I go to the bathroom, and before saying that,

906
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 5: Brayley Yoda says to Who's only where, Who's Who's taken

907
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 5: the head off of his Barney costume and he's smoking

908
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 5: a cigarette.

909
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 2: He says to Jimmy Fallon, who's the director, It's only

910
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: gonna get worse. I think Jao Ping's voice is changing.

911
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 5: And then I walk up and my characters name is

912
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 5: joking oh wow, which used to get a.

913
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 2: Really big laugh.

914
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

915
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 5: Over the year, I now say that people kind of go,

916
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 5: what's that written? Or that.

917
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: Wow?

918
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Everyone's just like, no, thank you.

919
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing. Was that one of your earlier TV jobs? Yes?

920
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like one of the coolest things.

921
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: And what I love is you remember the lines, because

922
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 1: I bet you they're in your brain forever.

923
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 5: I remember the songs. I don't remember the choreography, but

924
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 5: I could maybe remember that if I tried, I can

925
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 5: get the choreography back.

926
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: You could. Yeah, it's all muscle memory.

927
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all in there there.

928
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 3: So where all the other kids ten years younger literally

929
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 3: were I was the only one who knew where I was.

930
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: I was freaking out.

931
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 5: I was so excited to me Jimmy Fallon, Yes, and

932
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 5: all these people, I couldn't believe it.

933
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 3: They had no idea. They were like eight, that's so great.

934
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was fourteen, that's so crazy.

935
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: And wait, so can you talk about the feeling of

936
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: doing it live? Did you have any kind of uh

937
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: like realization this is live and they don't mess up

938
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: in all those kind of panics.

939
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 5: Not really, honestly, just because like I was coming from

940
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 5: musical theater, so I was really used to like just

941
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 5: every time counts, you just do it.

942
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 2: You rehearse it.

943
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,760
Speaker 5: Also, you get to rehearse it so like you don't

944
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 5: have to feel scared because you've done it a bunch.

945
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 3: You're likely the only child there that had performed at

946
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: Radio City Musical.

947
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 2: Actually, no, one of the other kids was in the

948
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 2: show with me.

949
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 3: Oh really Yeah, Tiny Tim's other brother.

950
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tiny Tim's cousin.

951
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: You're just staring him down, like can stop getting the jobs?

952
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: I guess you know.

953
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: Actually it was Tiny Tim's sister. That's real. Yeah, yeah

954
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 2: it was. It was a good little time.

955
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 5: But that's also when I started doing stand up. That's

956
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 5: what I really liked about It was like, oh, it's

957
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 5: like theater because like I'm on a stage, there's lights,

958
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 5: the people are here.

959
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 2: I hear it right away. I get to.

960
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 5: Practice it before I do it, because like when you're

961
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 5: like doing television or film, it's like it's really scary

962
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 5: because there's this camera.

963
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh my god, like action like go.

964
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 2: You know that.

965
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 5: That was very intimidating, But like getting like anything live

966
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 5: was like you just also like if you mess up, like.

967
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 2: No one really even knows, you know what I mean,

968
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 2: Like you're just kind.

969
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: Of like although having to lip sync.

970
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 5: I bet was a little okay, can I'll be vulnerable

971
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 5: right now. In the rehearsal, I my lip sync was

972
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 5: perfect in the In the actual you know show, my

973
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 5: lip sync is not perfect.

974
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 3: Well, it's a hard thing. You don't know when Pardo

975
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 3: is about to start.

976
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 5: Literally yeah, like there's no music. It's fully just like, yeah,

977
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 5: we didn't it didn't happen. It didn't come together.

978
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 3: So when you were practicing, were you practicing to a recording?

979
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 5: I don't really remember. Yeah, I think we just practiced

980
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 5: a couple of times. You know, It's crazy it's live.

981
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 2: The intro to the show is live every time. I

982
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: didn't know that.

983
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, old him saying all those nay, I

984
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 3: didn't know that any single show.

985
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 5: Don I think it Now it's Darryl Hammond. I think

986
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 5: I don't know what they do anymore. But back in

987
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 5: the day, Don Pardo was in the building every Saturday

988
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 5: night saying it every time.

989
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, very exciting.

990
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: Jamie, kind of a Halloween I'm haunting you with.

991
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: The cow, very spooky.

992
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 3: Wow. That is amazing. Yeah, So when you when your

993
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 3: voice changed and you were like, I don't know if

994
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a musical theater person name or

995
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 3: where your parents like support him? Did they want you

996
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 3: to be doing that or yeah?

997
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 5: It was like it was that part was hard because

998
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 5: like we just didn't know, like you know, we didn't

999
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 5: like my my mom does nails, my dad's an accountant,

1000
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 5: Like we didn't have any like experience like with like

1001
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 5: it was so fun when it was good, and then

1002
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 5: when it got bad, like we just didn't know what

1003
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 5: to do and like all we really had to go

1004
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 5: off of was like Mariah Carey's behind the music.

1005
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: So you just owed everybody all your slips.

1006
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So.

1007
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 5: We just were like it was just like, you know,

1008
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 5: get tougher, go home. Yeah, and we were and like

1009
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 5: it that that part was the hard part was like

1010
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 5: when it started going badly, like it very much felt

1011
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 5: like it was my fall and like a better, more dedicated,

1012
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 5: you know, destined star would figure this out and I

1013
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 5: wasn't figuring it out.

1014
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 2: And I was trying to figure it out and I

1015
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 2: just couldn't.

1016
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 5: So it was like it was already sad, but then

1017
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 5: on top of that, it was like I felt like

1018
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 5: I was failing and I felt like I was somehow

1019
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 5: doing the wrong thing, or like if I if I

1020
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 5: ever felt I remember at the time like I got

1021
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 5: fired from this musical and then essentially after that, I

1022
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 5: just like never worked again. And I remember like my manager,

1023
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 5: who was like exactly what you would think like a

1024
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 5: child acting manager.

1025
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 2: Was to a t she was exactly that.

1026
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 5: She she told my mom that, like, you know, he

1027
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 5: might be gun shy for a little while, and like

1028
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 5: that's okay and we just have to like just know that.

1029
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 5: And then my mom told me that and I was like,

1030
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 5: what's gun shy?

1031
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 3: Right?

1032
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 2: And like that's how I learned the word gun.

1033
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 5: Shy and it like that that went so deep and

1034
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 5: I was like, damn, I guess I'm gun shy.

1035
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 3: It was a simpler time children. You staff to act

1036
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 3: at gunpoint, yeah, and.

1037
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: You had to love it. You have to really be

1038
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: good and dance.

1039
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's never loaded.

1040
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: But also doesn't it seem like in that I feel

1041
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: like I know myself lots of people that have done

1042
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: it where it's like anything that's happening while things are

1043
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: slowing down are not going well, Yeah, it doesn't. People

1044
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: could be saying anything, and it's like I'll never forget.

1045
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: Like I was like, it's like you just a phrase,

1046
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: a passing phrase that someone says somebody I can't. I

1047
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: think it was like Roger Rittenhouse somebody one time in

1048
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: the middle of a bar turning me and goes, what

1049
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: happened with you? Everybody thought like you were gonna do

1050
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: like and I was like looking at him money and

1051
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: I was very nice. I was real drunk, but I

1052
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: was like looking at him like what the fuck? And

1053
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: then it was like I was probably twenty five or

1054
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 1: twenty six, and I was like, oh, yeah, I'm done,

1055
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 1: Like this is there's no hope. Yeah, And that's the

1056
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: thing if you're too young and you don't know, it's

1057
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 1: like there's not you just said I I never worked again,

1058
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 1: it's like, yes you have, Yes, you've done all kinds

1059
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: of stuff, like there's such a chapter two, next chapter

1060
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: whatever waiting and we can't know that at that time

1061
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 1: because we just have to like go through the bad part.

1062
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and it's yeah, it's tough. It's tough also

1063
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: because it's.

1064
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 5: Like it's it's just hard and like they don't know

1065
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 5: one means to hurt you like that.

1066
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 2: Then I even realize it's happening.

1067
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 5: It's like a passing moment for them, right, But it's

1068
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 5: like when things are bad, like yeah, maybe maybe maybe

1069
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 5: I'll write a book someday on how to how to

1070
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 5: talk to a child actor who doesn't book, Yeah, you

1071
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 5: know how to talk.

1072
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 2: To you aboard book?

1073
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's a children's book, a pop up book.

1074
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a picture of a kid who looks just

1075
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 5: like them but a little bit younger.

1076
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 2: It's like popping out.

1077
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: And everyone's gathered around.

1078
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 3: But now, oh my god.

1079
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1080
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:18,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1081
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 3: When people say that, it's it's almost like they're trying

1082
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 3: to compliment you. Like ever since I first saw you.

1083
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 3: I thought you were destined for something. Isn't it crazy

1084
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 3: that it hasn't happened? But that hurts when someone says that. Yeah, yeah,

1085
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 3: just don't say it. Don't tell people that you had

1086
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 3: expectations of them. That guy is just gonna. I bet

1087
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 3: he abandons the car.

1088
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 2: And they're doing two podcasts.

1089
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, one's about tow trucks, the other ones about being toad,

1090
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: which can be very humiliating. Sometimes.

1091
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 2: I've never I have not yet been toad ever.

1092
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 5: No, I've only been dry for like two years.

1093
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 3: Oh well there's the answer. Yeah. Yeah, my first ten

1094
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 3: years I was toe free real yeah, born without toes.

1095
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,800
Speaker 3: And then I moved. It happened. I but such stupid things.

1096
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 3: I remember leaving Michelle Balloon used to live right up

1097
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 3: here on Hollywood Boulevard, and I just left my car

1098
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 3: overnight and slept on her couch and it was gone

1099
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 3: the next day, and I called the police. My car

1100
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 3: has been stolen. Like I just was so laive and

1101
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 3: so kept happening. I have been to it many times.

1102
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: Oh damn, and avoid it.

1103
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 3: Read those signs. They can be confusing. Oftentimes there's seven

1104
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 3: of them stacked on top of each other, but the

1105
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 3: whole going to the holding area and having to pay

1106
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 3: for the daily them having your car there. It's expensive.

1107
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 3: You don't meet any nice people.

1108
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: No, they don't care about your story.

1109
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 3: No they don't. And I always tell it.

1110
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: What how I was gonna say, how different is Los

1111
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,720
Speaker 1: Angeles from New York.

1112
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 2: No, it's exactly the same.

1113
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: It is, isn't it.

1114
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 2: It's literally the same.

1115
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 3: But that is why you've only been driving a couple

1116
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 3: of years, right, Yeah.

1117
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I first got here, I was borrowing my

1118
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 2: friend's cars and that was that was great.

1119
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 5: I when I moved here, I was like friends with

1120
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 5: all these actors who were doing really well, and they

1121
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,760
Speaker 5: would like go to film a movie for three months

1122
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 5: in Budapest and maybe like take my twenty ten Honda.

1123
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 3: You're like car sitting.

1124
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And I literally like got by for years

1125
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 5: like that. There are so many twenty three year olds

1126
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 5: in the city who are currently in Budapest for Atlanta.

1127
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: They have apartments, they have cars, you can sit.

1128
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 2: Their dog completely totally. Yeah.

1129
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 5: So I just got by like that for a while

1130
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 5: and then that stopped working for it, and then but

1131
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 5: then uber was it came around and then yeah, and

1132
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 5: then I.

1133
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 2: Used to like uberpool and lyft line everywhere.

1134
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 5: When when lyft Line first started, I once lifted to

1135
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 5: the airport for sixteen dollars.

1136
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 2: Right, we did pick up anyone. We didn't pick anyone up.

1137
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 5: It was a lift line from West Hollywood to lax

1138
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 5: the Dream.

1139
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, sixteen dollars.

1140
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. Those earliers were the best and it was crazy. Yeah, yeah,

1141
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 3: totally makes sense. What I can't believe is how many

1142
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 3: adults I knew when I moved here in the early

1143
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 3: two thousands that were adults that had never driven and

1144
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 3: lived in this city and took taxis that. I was like,

1145
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 3: how do how does that work? But Paul Tompkins remember,

1146
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 3: he was like, yeah, did not have a license, had

1147
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 3: never driven, and was a full on functioning adult. But nowadays,

1148
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 3: because of lift and uber you could do it. I

1149
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 3: think about it. Sometimes I should just leave this car

1150
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:05,959
Speaker 3: at a stop light and just walk into Echo Park.

1151
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 3: It is an option.

1152
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:09,919
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1153
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 2: Do you test those like float or have any kind

1154
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,439
Speaker 2: of water protections?

1155
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: I think there is a kind of like they I

1156
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: don't think they float. That would be incredible. I would

1157
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: have driven it into something by now, But I do

1158
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: think they have like a sealed off thing.

1159
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 3: Whoa, I do think that available on YouTube are videos

1160
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: of these cars being driven into water and really yeah,

1161
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 3: and they will act like a boat for a moment.

1162
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're not thinking of the boat car video?

1163
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 3: I am thinking of the James Bond Lotus that becomes

1164
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 3: a submarine's but it's the same color as this car.

1165
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Elon Musk was live streaming driving

1166
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: his car and he put it into Elon mode and

1167
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: he almost the car almost killed them.

1168
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: Whoa, well a.

1169
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: Lot live stream because he was like this Elon mode

1170
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: where all the rules are being broken and all this

1171
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: crazy shit, and then it just drove him through a

1172
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: red light and through a four way stop.

1173
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 3: How symbolical.

1174
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

1175
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's our experience with him.

1176
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 2: I didn't hear that.

1177
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 3: And you can. I can watch that, Yes you can

1178
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 3: right now. Won't it be bad for podcasts? Yes?

1179
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: It's not a good idea.

1180
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I won't, but you can. Wow, of course that happened, Jared.

1181
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: How's your summer? Ben? Overall? Do you want to talk

1182
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: about any highlights?

1183
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 3: Sure?

1184
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 2: I met my boyfriend's family on Long Island. How was it?

1185
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: Really?

1186
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 5: It was great. It was really good. I'm a brand

1187
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 5: new boyfriend. It's my first time ever doing it, and

1188
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 5: I'm really.

1189
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 2: Bad at it. But I gotta say I knocked out

1190
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: of the park meeting the family. I like him, Yes, yeah, yeah,

1191
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: he likes you a lot.

1192
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 3: Cool.

1193
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really great.

1194
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 5: He's great, and he grew up in a famously haunted

1195
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 5: house in a gorgeous town. We're both from Long Island,

1196
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 5: and we're both just about the same age, which is

1197
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 5: fun because we just we're only just now meeting and

1198
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 5: we're you know, we're long distance and all these things.

1199
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 5: So when I just thought we grew up the same

1200
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 5: because we both grew up on Long Island. But his

1201
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 5: town is.

1202
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 6: Like so so beautiful, and it was cool to go

1203
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 6: and like eat crab and like see like these like

1204
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 6: little islands and stuff, and that was like a fun

1205
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 6: part of the summer.

1206
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: Nice.

1207
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 3: I'm so I don't know anything about Long Island and

1208
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 3: this might make everyone laugh, but is it indeed an island?

1209
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 5: It is, And it's also really long, like if you

1210
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 5: drive to like Montalk or the Hamptons, which is at

1211
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 5: the end of it.

1212
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 2: Essentially, it takes so long.

1213
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 5: You hate it and you can't believe it, and you're like,

1214
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 5: oh my god, it really.

1215
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,479
Speaker 2: Is so long.

1216
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1217
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: So wait, he still lives there your boyfriend.

1218
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 2: No, well he lives in Brooklyn.

1219
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 3: Now, oh, I didn't know it was. It's currently long distance.

1220
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, although he's actually in my apartment right now.

1221
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 2: With food poisoning.

1222
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: Prove it.

1223
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 3: Fo yo.

1224
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 2: Yeah he got food poisoning.

1225
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: Did he get it at the Dodger Stadium.

1226
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 5: Well, here's a thing I felt terrible yesterday, which included

1227
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 5: nausea but also kind of just being hungover from like

1228
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 5: the drinking.

1229
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 2: He felt okay.

1230
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 5: We then went to a diner where he had Morella sticks. Oh,

1231
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 5: and then the first thing he threw up in the

1232
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 5: middle of the night was monzerellt. So he feels like

1233
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 5: maybe he got food poisoning from the diner, but maybe

1234
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 5: it was maybe it was like a delayed you know,

1235
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 5: maybe it was a one two punch of Dodger Stadium

1236
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 5: wow diner.

1237
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 3: Yes, No, it's some you never know what. I have

1238
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 3: narrowed it down where my food poisoning came from. One time.

1239
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,959
Speaker 3: It was the Burger place next to the Comedy club

1240
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 3: in Austin. I knew I got it there and I

1241
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 3: went back to tell them, Hey, by the way, I

1242
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 3: got sick yesterday, but I showed up hungry and I

1243
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 3: ended up getting another burger. There's no way it's going

1244
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 3: to happen again. And it, even though it made me sick,

1245
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 3: it was delicious. I do recall it.

1246
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 1: My god, you refuse to learn.

1247
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 3: The last time I saw you, Jared, we did a

1248
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 3: show here at the Pleasure Chest. Yes, it's where I

1249
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 3: met said boyfriend, and then I had my nieces in town.

1250
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 3: But you then you went across the street and I

1251
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 3: couldn't go, and you said, well, let's have lunch sometime soon. Yes,

1252
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 3: And I've thought about it. I felt like too much

1253
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 3: time for out of the blue recently to suddenly say hey,

1254
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 3: let's do that lunch.

1255
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 5: And I think that's actually the right call, So I

1256
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 5: think we should. I don't think we should ever get lunch.

1257
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, that's what you knew. Is it too late

1258
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 3: to call it off? Okay, I'm glad the mistake.

1259
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, let's definitely get lunch. Also, you miss nothing.

1260
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 5: We went to Bar Lubach for two minutes and then

1261
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 5: just went home.

1262
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1263
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 5: Well we didn't even get a drink. We just walked

1264
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 5: in realized this wasn't the move.

1265
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: We went on bar lubitch is it. I always thought

1266
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: that that would be such a cool place to have

1267
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: fun on a non comedy night because of maybe because

1268
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: of the black and white tile floor, or that there

1269
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: would be some sort of I don't know, Russian vibe

1270
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: meet Russian person. I don't know, but I feel like

1271
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: that never has happened, right.

1272
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 3: It's aesthetically pleasing. And then I have been there for

1273
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 3: non comedy events. I even had like my first album

1274
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 3: release party there. It is like, if you're not in

1275
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 3: that back room doing stand upon that stage.

1276
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 5: Which I love, it's so fun, so good, it's so fun,

1277
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 5: such a good run.

1278
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is about it, but I've

1279
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 3: never not had fun on that stage.

1280
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, performing for six people, Yes, it's always fun.

1281
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: I just had a memory the other day. This is

1282
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: I'll be vulnerable too, because this is really embarrassing to admit,

1283
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: but it's true and no surprise. But I was thinking

1284
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 1: about a set I did there one time, and it

1285
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: was when I was doing my comedy music, which of

1286
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: course I felt a lot of shame about as I

1287
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 1: would perform it, and I started a song and these

1288
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: kind of drunkie these. It was a table of women

1289
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: that had a real bachelorette party vibe to them, and

1290
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 1: they started singing along with me, and in perfect time,

1291
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: I just went no, and then right into the next thing.

1292
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: Do you ever do that when you remind yourself of

1293
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 1: like a complete improvised victory from staying The audience went

1294
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: so insane for just like the lightest smack. And I

1295
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: just thought of that the other day, and I was

1296
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: just like.

1297
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 3: They knew your song, they knew your lyrics. Were these fans?

1298
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: No, no, no? It was almost like they'd gotten to

1299
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: the chorus and they were gonna they were going to

1300
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 1: do it too or some ship. I don't really know

1301
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: what they were thinking, but I was not into it.

1302
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 3: I feel that way even when an audience starts clapping.

1303
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 3: I like when an artist is like, please don't clap now,

1304
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 3: I have to actually listen to the drummer that a

1305
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 3: few times, it's like no one's ever been, No audience

1306
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 3: has ever been good at clapping and keeping the beat.

1307
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: No, we just say, no, white audience.

1308
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 3: I'm sorry everyone, but can we look at that robot

1309
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 3: and not agree that not only are they kind of cute.

1310
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 3: I worry about those delivery robots. Yes, that's what I

1311
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 3: was talking about.

1312
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 5: Their proximity to children makes them like exponentially cuter.

1313
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm.

1314
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 2: Watching a Pixar movie because robot.

1315
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 3: If you talk about them or address them, they do

1316
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 3: slow down, like they they they're aware of you. Yes,

1317
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 3: And I wonder if a little kid went up HI,

1318
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 3: if they'd stop. And because they have a smiling face,

1319
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 3: they have a voice that says excuse me.

1320
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 2: They're like Wally, they say excuse me.

1321
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 3: Yes, they are adorable. I'm always worried someone will vandalize them.

1322
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: I saw a video of one rolling through a crime

1323
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: scene one time. It's just like those tape up and

1324
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: cops standing around, and that thing just rolls right through

1325
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 1: the start and.

1326
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 3: They're picking up blood samples.

1327
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 2: Whoa, and you would never know if that was your food.

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01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 1: You're like, did my five guys just get rolled through?

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01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 3: There's right, five guys, there's blood on my front.

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Speaker 2: Do you think they put those like circle lights.

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01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 5: That kind of look like eyes on them as like

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01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 5: a defense mechanism.

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01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 3: They Yeah, they must have. I hope they have some

1334
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 3: defense mechanism because people just like half the city. Their

1335
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 3: tendency is to walk up to that bird scooter and

1336
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 3: just kick it over. Yeah, because they want to be

1337
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 3: punk rock or something. I do feel like they probably

1338
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 3: get vandalized all the time. So a giant light.

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01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,480
Speaker 2: Right, Like imagine if that limescreater had a giraffe head. Yeah,

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01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 2: wouldn't you be like you'd like probably like fuck with it?

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01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 3: Last? Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they should add a little

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01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 3: faces like a Tommy the Train fish.

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01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I honestly, I'm not convinced yet that they haven't

1345
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 5: already done that. I feel like those circles because they

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01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 5: don't need those lights. Do they are those lights? It's

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01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 5: not lighting the way or anything right makes them. It's

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01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 5: like it just gives it. It's the suggestion of a face.

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01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, anthropomorphizes that.

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01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 5: Yes, so it's like it's it's it's a little bit

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01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 5: sinister in a way.

1352
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 2: But I really.

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01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 3: It's a great idea.

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01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 2: I know, what can we do?

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01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,439
Speaker 1: I mean, who cares?

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01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 3: Well? I almost started talking about putting little outfits on them,

1357
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 3: but we can totally chose.

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01:06:55,680 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 4: But he's got a brat and a be a full

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01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 4: jacket beautiful.

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01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 3: Oh this is terrific.

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01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've really driven all around.

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01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you haven't seen your neighborhood yet, I hope

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01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 3: you're enjoying it.

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01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 5: You got to stop by this ag and R blocks.

1365
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: So much nicer than the one in my neighborhood.

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01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 3: They're so good with a state planning. Yeah, very that

1367
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 3: location specifically, I feel it's very that you were hungover

1368
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 3: because of three drinks. Lets me know, that is a

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01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 3: very innocent number of drinks. And I think that if

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01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 3: I lived in this area when I was younger and

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01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 3: when I first moved here, I would have been in

1372
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 3: trouble because it's so easy to just walk, Oh i'm bored,

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01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 3: let's go party for no reason.

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01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 2: Totally totally.

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01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 1: Let's go watch some like drag Bingo or something that's

1376
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: the Boots my personal favorite.

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01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 3: It is a fun part of town to be.

1378
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been slowing down on drinking.

1379
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 3: I have, It's well, I have not for six months.

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01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 3: I think I'm done.

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01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 5: Oh beautiful, I think, oh that's great, but okay, cool.

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01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,759
Speaker 2: But also if you're not done, fine.

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01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 3: Right, I am leaving that possibility open because I don't

1384
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:24,839
Speaker 3: want to disappoint myself later. But between me and myself

1385
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 3: and everyone in this car and I guess the listeners.

1386
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 3: I think I'm done.

1387
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:31,600
Speaker 2: I think you're done. Yeah yeah. The less you do it,

1388
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 2: the easier it is to be done.

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01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 5: Also, here's what I'm realizing now, and this is this

1391
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,759
Speaker 5: is a part of the reason it's I feel great

1392
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 5: in taking a break right now.

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01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 2: I'm tired of the drinks that we have. Right now,

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01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 2: I've had them all.

1395
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: What have you been drinking lately?

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01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,439
Speaker 5: Like, you know, we get new drinks every seven years.

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01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,920
Speaker 5: Right now it's orange wine and the Groanie and oh

1398
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,800
Speaker 5: that's right, things, you know, Like I've had them, and

1399
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 5: like I have like some of them. I like some

1400
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,840
Speaker 5: of them I don't. I've definitely had enough of all

1401
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,640
Speaker 5: the ones I really like. And now I'm at a

1402
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 5: point where like when I when I I've also exhausted

1403
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,760
Speaker 5: my classics, like the idea of a martini. I'm just

1404
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 5: kind of like, oh, I have a martini. So I'm

1405
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 5: kind of just bored of drinking right now. So I'm like,

1406
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 5: let me wait a few years until we get some

1407
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 5: you know, green.

1408
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 3: Wine and wine.

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01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I need new drinks because I'm like, I'm

1410
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 5: bored of what we have and I'm.

1411
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it's you're right.

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01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 3: I've never really realized that there was like the Year

1413
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 3: of the Mahido, the Year of the Moscow.

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01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 5: Yes, and people and my god, but if you asked

1415
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 5: for a Moscow mule today, yeah, I.

1416
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 3: Know, I got like this guy's from twenty thirteen. Yes, yeah, yeah,

1417
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look at this old nerd.

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01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:49,560
Speaker 5: Yeah moos that was like two thousand and seven.

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01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 3: And you invented that, right, Yeah, that was all Yeah. Wait,

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01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:59,879
Speaker 3: what's the drink? You invented a frozen frozen frozen yeah,

1421
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 3: which yeah, my my extensive knowledge of the language means

1422
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,679
Speaker 3: a frozen rosy exactly.

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01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.

1424
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 2: I put that those two together.

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01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 1: So good.

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01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 3: We're actually dropping you off at your driveway, which looks

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01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 3: more like a walkway. Yeah.

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01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, it used to look even better. They went too

1429
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 5: far with the like landscaping. It used to be so

1430
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,600
Speaker 5: overgrown and lush. It looked like Jurassic Park. It was

1431
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 5: so cool, and now it's you know, it's it's still there.

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01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,639
Speaker 3: Wait do you have park? Do people drive on that? Yeah?

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01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, you drive right up that cool, which is kind

1434
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,559
Speaker 5: of fun. You kind of bounce up and you drive

1435
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 5: straight into the back and then there's a garage back there.

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01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 1: So it was like more of this yeah stuff.

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01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 2: There was so much more. Really, it looked like a jungle.

1438
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 2: It looked like you were entering a jungle. It was

1439
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 2: so cool. It was definitely one of the most exciting

1440
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 2: parts of the apartment.

1441
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,120
Speaker 3: If I was visiting here and I didn't know better,

1442
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 3: I would just see this and go, oh, this is

1443
01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 3: where the shaw Melrose plays.

1444
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 2: It's got that.

1445
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 3: Yes, you are you pels with all your neighbors.

1446
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:06,760
Speaker 2: I am pals with some of them.

1447
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 3: Yes, not all of them, No, certainly not. Most people

1448
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 3: are terrible.

1449
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:12,760
Speaker 1: In this.

1450
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 1: Do you want to plug anything before we wrap it up?

1452
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 2: Oh? I will plug.

1453
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:30,080
Speaker 5: Lipospheric Vitamin C. Oh, sure, it's great your skin. Okay,

1454
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,760
Speaker 5: try it's expensive, but it's kind of worth it.

1455
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: What does it do for your skin?

1456
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,400
Speaker 2: It just makes it kind of plump.

1457
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 5: But you know what Vitamin C serum is designed to

1458
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 5: like make you plump and bright. I feel like it

1459
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 5: doesn't really work, but if you eat it, it does.

1460
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 5: And lisp Vitamin C. If you put it into a

1461
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 5: cup of water and you throw it back like a shot.

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01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 2: It looks like orange mucus. It's very cool. And then

1463
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 2: a couple of days later, you wake.

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01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 3: Up and you go really.

1465
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:00,679
Speaker 4: To your face.

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01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, that's interesting that I would think it would

1467
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 3: have to be topical, otherwise it would take years to

1468
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:15,520
Speaker 3: see the topical takes years.

1469
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, take it vitamins.

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01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 3: Now, can I squirt the lotion that I already have

1471
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 3: into my mouth? Now? Don't do that? Okay? What if

1472
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:27,680
Speaker 3: it smells like your sunscreen delicious coat.

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01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good thing that he does. It smells,

1474
01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 1: so it smells amazing.

1475
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,479
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?

1476
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 1: And it's kind of like it's not just a scent,

1477
01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:35,879
Speaker 1: but it is a vibe.

1478
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:36,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry to say that you don't need to

1480
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,360
Speaker 5: wear colon when you're wearing a s It.

1481
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 3: Does remind me of a girlfriend that was mean to me,

1482
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:44,760
Speaker 3: But that doesn't.

1483
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 1: That's your thing.

1484
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 3: Well, everyone that has a computer just type and Jared

1485
01:12:56,160 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 3: Goldstein and enjoy his life's works on the computer.

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01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:04,479
Speaker 2: It's all there, it's all there. Yeah, thanks for having me.

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01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the best.

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01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 1: It was so nice to meet you.

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01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 2: This was great.

1490
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, so fun.

1491
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:11,800
Speaker 3: And check out Jared's stand up. Most importantly to me

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01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 3: and me and Karen, you've been listening to do you

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01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:26,720
Speaker 3: need a Ride d y n a R. This has

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Speaker 3: been an exactly right.

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01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: Production produced by Analise Nelson.

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01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,559
Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,839
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome.

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01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 3: Oh no oh, there's a doubt

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Speaker 1: Set the dog