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Speaker 1: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband

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Speaker 1: while they're on vacation together. Her original idea was we

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Speaker 1: tell him their house is burning down.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was their idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and we were like, no, we've already done

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Speaker 1: nine different house fire pranks in the last two months.

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Speaker 1: He needs something else, something weird that's happening. Maybe on

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Speaker 1: your trip. And she mentioned that her husband does have

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Speaker 1: a unique travel quirk where he always brings along his

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Speaker 1: own jar of peanut butter, specific brand, specific kind that

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Speaker 1: he likes to take with him, and we said, okay,

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Speaker 1: that might work. Just let us know when he's out

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Speaker 1: by the pool and we'll call him.

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Speaker 2: About the house fire.

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Speaker 1: Right. We're just sticking with the peanut butter idea, right.

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Speaker 2: Right right, I'm following now, jeff it's.

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Speaker 1: Your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 3: We're working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, I'm looking.

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Speaker 2: For Scott the room thirteen eleven. Speaking of this, I'm

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Speaker 2: calling from Resorts. This is Iona car Okay, I understand

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Speaker 2: you checked in.

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Speaker 5: Yesterday and we just hope you are enjoying your stay

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Speaker 5: so far.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm down at the pool right now. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. Glad you're enjoying the amenities here. However,

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Speaker 2: I do have a situation I need to bring to

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Speaker 2: your attention.

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 5: Well, our housekeeping was in your room about a half

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Speaker 5: an hour ago and saw something suspicious sticking out of

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Speaker 5: one of your bags.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about, though, Well, the maids weren't

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Speaker 4: sure so well, the maize weren'tments was to go into

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Speaker 4: the room at all. So why are they even doing

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Speaker 4: in there?

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Speaker 2: Hear me out here?

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Speaker 5: Okay, they just opened up your suitcase and saw you

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Speaker 5: had a jar of peanut butter in there.

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Speaker 4: Why would anyone open up a suitcase that wasn't their Well, because.

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Speaker 2: They saw something suspicious.

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Speaker 4: And how was the jar peanut butter suspicious?

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Speaker 5: You know, I don't want about real comfortable getting into that,

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Speaker 5: but I'll just say we've had issues with nuts spread.

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Speaker 2: In the past.

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Speaker 4: You've had issues with what not spread.

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Speaker 2: Yet you won't believe the incidents we've had with celebrity

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Speaker 2: guests bringing their own peanut butter to the hotel only

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Speaker 2: to be used for erotic encounters.

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Speaker 4: Oh, there's nothing in your rules about not being able

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Speaker 4: to bring a snack to the hotel.

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Speaker 2: Well, have you read all the rules, because I think

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Speaker 2: you're missing one.

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Speaker 4: There's nothing about bringing your own snack to the hotel.

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Speaker 2: Peanut butter is not a snack. It's definitely a spread.

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Speaker 4: It is absolutely a snack. Man, That's why I brought it. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'll tell your business. By the way, what are you doing.

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Speaker 5: I'm preventing what has happened in the past. I think

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Speaker 5: I went over that. It's for the safety of our guests.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'm not some weird, freaky celebrity guests like you've

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Speaker 4: had the best. I'm just a normal dude that likes

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Speaker 4: peanut butter.

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Speaker 2: So do you want to know who I'm referring to.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It is my professional duty to

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Speaker 2: uphold the integrity of this hotel. What I will say,

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Speaker 2: I do enjoy a tasty emin m from time to time.

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Speaker 4: So you're saying me and Eminem are bringing peanut butter

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Speaker 4: to the hotel and that's a problem.

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Speaker 2: You said it, I didn't say it.

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Speaker 4: I don't care who's doing what with peanut butter. You

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Speaker 4: can't go through my bags because i'm a guess.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, actually you can.

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Speaker 5: You're on our property and we'll need to protect our

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Speaker 5: hotel from any further sticky spread situation. So we did

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Speaker 5: have to confiscate your peanut butter.

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Speaker 4: What you just took it?

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Speaker 5: You will be allowed to retrieve it and take it

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Speaker 5: with you when you check out.

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about you went through my bag and

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Speaker 3: you found peanut butter about things and you took it.

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Speaker 4: What kind of show you run? It?

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Speaker 5: Okay with the language, Yes, sir, if you don't mind

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Speaker 5: me asking, what were you planning to do with a

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Speaker 5: peanut butter?

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Speaker 4: We do you think I was planning to do with it?

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Speaker 3: Eat it? What do you think people do with it? Right?

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Speaker 2: Eat it after you spread it on who loo.

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Speaker 3: Look, I don't know what kind of weird stuff you

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Speaker 3: got going on with the hotel, but I'm here to

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Speaker 3: eat the peanut butter and do nothing else with it.

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Speaker 3: So I don't know what the problems you're gonna have

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Speaker 3: further if you don't give me back my peanut butter,

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Speaker 3: but I need it.

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Speaker 2: How's this? I've been doing this a long time and

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Speaker 2: sometimes you just get a gut feeling about somebody.

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Speaker 3: Wait, are you some kind of a swammy mind reader?

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Speaker 2: No, I was trying to say something positive about you.

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Speaker 2: And let you know that I'm willing to bend the

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Speaker 2: rules just a little. What's my touch?

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Speaker 4: Put my peanut butter on the elevator and send it

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Speaker 4: back up.

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Speaker 3: I'll go grab it y.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I will do that as soon as

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Speaker 2: you sign a waiver and give us a non refundable

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Speaker 2: three hundred dollars spread deposit what we can look the

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Speaker 2: other way?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 4: Are you freaking joking?

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Speaker 2: I'm not. But your wife, Sophie.

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Speaker 4: Is What did my wife have to do with this?

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Speaker 2: Well, she's the one that set you up for this

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Speaker 2: phone tap? Yeah, yeah, it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 5: This is actually broke from the radio show Broug and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Oh my go, Are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 2: She called it. She said you're down by the pool,

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Speaker 2: and she said it'd be a.

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Speaker 5: Perfect time to prank you.

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Speaker 4: I just realize that I'm screaming at you'd I took.

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Speaker 2: It in some pretty weird looks, even.

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Speaker 4: With the sunglasses. I know there's there woking Jeffrey's phone

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Speaker 4: taps on the twenties