1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,519 Speaker 1: My friends. It's phone tap time and today. 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 2: Are your friends. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: Today we're going to call the manager of a local 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 1: electronics store, and apparently, over the last few months they've 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: had a rash of customers stealing products and he's been 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: taking a lot of heat for it. So I thought, 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,159 Speaker 1: you know, wouldn't it be nice if one of the 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: shoplifters actually called and confessed and said they're sorrylifter. Would 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: that make everything better? Or would it somehow make things worse? Well, 10 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: if you're doing it, it may make it worse. Let's find 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 1: out with your phone tap right now? 12 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 2: Another twenties. 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: Hellot, Hey, I'm looking to speak with the owner of 14 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: electronics store. This is the manager. Oh hi, can I 15 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: ask your name? 16 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 2: My name is Joel. How can I help you? 17 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: So we haven't spoken before, but my name's Lincoln. 18 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 2: Hey, Lincoln, what's going on? How can I be a 19 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 2: heel to you? 20 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 1: I was just calling because I need to tell you 21 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: something and I feel really bad about it. 22 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 2: Okay, what is this all about? 23 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you that I stole from 24 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: your store last Wednesday? What? Yeah, and I feel really 25 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: ashamed about it. It's been making it hard to sleep 26 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: and it's been on my mind. I felt like I 27 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: just needed to call you. 28 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 2: What did you steal? 29 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: I stole some AirPods and again, I really really regret it. 30 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 2: That's not okay, not at all. 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: Okay. I know I'm a bad person, and I just 32 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: needed to tell you that I even went to church 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 1: last Sunday and I asked for forgiveness. 34 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 2: Okay, good that you did. Okay, So you telling me 35 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 2: you're going to bring them back, because that's what I 36 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 2: want you to do right now? 37 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: Oh why would I bring them back? 38 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 2: What do you mean? Why? You said you just told 39 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 2: them and you feel bad about it, so you'd bring 40 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 2: them back? 41 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: All right? I know, but I just told you that 42 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: I went to church and I was forgiven. I don't 43 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 1: care about your church. Well, God forgave me for stealing. 44 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: So I think we're good. 45 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 2: No, we're not good at all. 46 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 1: No the own No, No, we're not because. 47 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 2: I'm not good because this kind of stuff keeps happening 48 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 2: because of idiots like you. So just bring them back now, 49 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 2: and in exchange, I'm not going to press charges against you. 50 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: Well, I would love to bring them back, but I've 51 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: already made peace with what I've done and so is 52 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: the big guy in the sky watch. So we're good 53 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: and I've been absolved. 54 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 2: This is unbelievable. It doesn't work like that. 55 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: You can't. It does meet a prime and. 56 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 2: Then go to church and think it's all going away, 57 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 2: because it's not all right. 58 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's true for you, but you know, 59 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: we all have to live our truths. You know. 60 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 2: I'm glad you called because I never get to talk 61 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 2: to dirt bags like you. Say, the hell away from 62 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 2: my store. 63 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do that. 64 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 2: Why you mean you can't stay out of my store. 65 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 2: I just told you to stay out of my store. 66 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: I'll do that in a second. But since I have 67 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: you on the phone, can I just ask what are 68 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: your store hours today? Why would you do that? I 69 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: just want to know when do you close? Because I 70 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: might want to come by again. 71 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 2: You want to steal something else? 72 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: No, I mean, I hope I don't steal anything. But 73 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: it'll be a good test to see if I'm really 74 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: reformed like I think I am. 75 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, thank you. 76 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: Stay away your job please. I really need to do 77 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: this for myself. Oh and I'm going to bring some 78 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: friends because we're all in this support group together through 79 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: the church. It's called Klepto's for Christ. 80 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 2: Oh, this has to be a joke, gotta be. 81 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably something I need to confess to also. Oh, 82 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: oh yeah, you. 83 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 2: Need to just confess something more. Please tell me the 84 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 2: floor is yours. 85 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 1: I need to confess that this is actually a joke 86 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: and I've never really been in your store before, and 87 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: that this is a prank. Phone call got me. My 88 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: name's jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in 89 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: the Morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you. 90 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 2: Man, Are you actually talking? 91 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: It wasn't just me, it was also your coworker Allan. 92 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: He said, there's been a lot of stealing happening at 93 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: your store lately, and you've been getting blamed for it. 94 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 2: True, there's a lot more. It's like you coming into 95 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 2: our store and stealing. 96 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: Man. But it's okay if God says it's okay. 97 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, Oh my god. The weak up every 98 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,799 Speaker 2: morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brook 99 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.