1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Helloit, yep, I'm there. 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 2: We got got it. I got it. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: Don't worry. It's not my first time. It's probably my 4 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 1: seven thousandth time just doing this. 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 2: But here we go. Hello everybody, and welcome. 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: To this April second Trending edition of trendle Bag. Thank 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: you to First Blood five two to two. Yes, I 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: talked on yesterday's trending episode about my obsession with seeing 9 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: a fecal bag at the Smithsonian Aerospace Museum in Washington, 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: d C. I always like to go to the space 11 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: area and take a photo of the old pop bag 12 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: that was on a spaceship because we were talking about 13 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: the Artemis two mission. And guess what, I have an 14 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: update on their fucking toilet because it ended up becoming 15 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: even more of a news story after the launch. Anyway, 16 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: here we are, April second. This is what's trending. I'm 17 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: Miles Gray. I'm joined by Mike k Onson's Day One, 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: hilarious comedian, hilarious writer, hilarious person, Sophie Alexandra. 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I'm so happy to be here. Ju Jack 20 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 3: City continued. 21 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 2: To Jackson got the j Jack Sweet coming Net show. 22 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 2: So here we are doing our thing. 23 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: First up, I guess really the most breaking news actually 24 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 1: is I had this sort of down below because this 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: morning and last night there were there were rumors that 26 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: a new scapegoat just dropped, you know, because. 27 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 2: Since rumor has it rumor, since Trump. 28 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 1: Is a reptile brained fuck wig that only thinks about 29 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: his immediate survival, his solution to any crisis of his 30 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: making is looking for another person to pin it on. 31 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 1: And the rumors were, oh, look, I mean, for we 32 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: heard about Stephen Miller last week, more that he was 33 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know if his idea of 34 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,960 Speaker 1: mass deportations is the best. But then we were hearing about, 35 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: you know, all the bad numbers around the Epstein files 36 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: and things like that, so the solution might be a 37 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: fire Pam Bondi And at the time they were just 38 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: saying that he's been telling people he's thinking about firing her. 39 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: A lot of people pointed to the fact that she 40 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: escorted him to the Supreme Court, and they're like, no, 41 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: it's fine. If she's with him at the Supreme Court, 42 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: she's probably still in uh. But we just found out 43 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: like fucking fifteen minutes before we started recording. 44 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 2: Pam Bondy, you're out, You're fired. 45 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 1: She will be replaced by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, 46 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: who will be acting Attorney General. The rumor was that 47 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: perhaps it'll be Lee Zelden, who was running the EPA, 48 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: that will slot in his place, but it turns out 49 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: the President quote wrote on truth Social that Bondi would 50 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: be transitioning to a much needed and important new job 51 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: in the private sector. 52 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 3: Sure, okay, So I have two things to say. One 53 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 3: is I think that he I mean, he has pretty 54 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 3: advanced dementia. I think he probably still thinks this is 55 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 3: the Apprentice. 56 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 4: Probably so he. 57 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 3: Just is like, oh, I'm required to fire somebody like 58 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 3: every couple days, Like it's for the show. 59 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: It's for the show, it's for my own ego. 60 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: He did say, Pam Bondy is a great American patriot 61 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 1: and a loyal friend who faithfully served as my Attorney 62 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job 63 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,519 Speaker 1: overseeing a massive crackdown in crime across our country. The 64 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: crime rates were plummeting well before this administration. But okay, 65 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: with murders plummeting to their lowest level since nineteen hundred, 66 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 1: uh huh uh huh, Okay, I think again, this was 67 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: all about the Epstein files, and you know the fact 68 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 1: that maybe she just couldn't properly do the full on 69 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: cover up by acting like nothing happened. The fact is 70 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: the files were there for everybody to see. So I 71 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: don't know if that's Pam Bondi's fault or maybe Trump, 72 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: that's your fault for fucking being involved. 73 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 3: And also the second thing I want to say is 74 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 3: people have to stop saying so and so is out, 75 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 3: because again I just keep thinking everyone's a lesbian now 76 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,839 Speaker 3: and then it turns out Pam Bondi is out. 77 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: No, no, Pam Bondy is fire rid. 78 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 4: Thank you so much. 79 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 3: I really would like to the record to reflect my 80 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 3: honor that she is not gay, she is out. 81 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 4: She is buying. 82 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm wondering if she's crying because, I mean, 83 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: most intelligent not. 84 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 4: I mean, come on, she was doing that job. 85 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: Are you serious when she went up there and debased 86 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: herself in front of that Senate committee and was like 87 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: the TAO is at or knows the House committee that 88 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: Dow is at fifty thousand points when you're being asked about. 89 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 2: Epstein files, lady, come. 90 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: On, that was one of the things in like the 91 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: rumor articles, it's said he has also complained about her 92 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: shortcomings as a communicator. 93 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 3: Wow, that's hilarious from someone that does not know how 94 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 3: to speak to people period. 95 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 96 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 4: But you know what, Pam, I. 97 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 3: Don't let the door hit you on the ass and 98 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 3: the way out private sector. 99 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 4: I don't know. 100 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 3: I guess you'll be doing reprehensible things now for more money. 101 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: She'll probably yes, representing I don't know, people who are 102 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 1: doing war crimes or something. 103 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, good luck at your new like war 104 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 3: or society that you're gonna end up working for. 105 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 2: Maybe just like fuck off and disappear, you know, don't 106 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 2: need to hear about you anymore. 107 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 3: What I would like is for people who have been 108 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 3: fired by Trump to then be so like completely dropped 109 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 3: by the administration in every way that for the rest 110 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 3: of their life they're just like lepers. 111 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, Like people know. 112 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 3: You have the mark of Kine on you, and like 113 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 3: you're not getting any more money. Trump doesn't give a 114 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 3: fuck about you. You don't have any friends on that side. 115 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 4: Wow. 116 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, But the one place that you seem to be 117 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 1: able to go after being after leaving the White House 118 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: is Dancing with the Stars, so maybe we'll see her there. 119 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 2: So I don't know. 120 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 3: True and just so depressive Sean, So you think we 121 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 3: can't sink any lower. 122 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 4: It's like next couple. 123 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 2: Hello, can you go? 124 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: Also big news yesterday there we were talking and yesterday's 125 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 1: trending about Okay, So Trump's got a big press conference 126 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,359 Speaker 1: about Iran tonight He's announced with a major announcement, and 127 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, is he gonna publicly 128 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: break up with NATO. He didn't quite get that far, 129 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 1: but he did whine about everything and it really wasn't 130 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: much of a major announcement aside from him just like 131 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: rehashing the same shit he posts on truth social all 132 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: the time. He's saying now he's like the attacks on 133 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: Iran and quote over the next two to three weeks, 134 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: saying we're going to bring them back to the Stone 135 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:36,200 Speaker 1: Ages where they belong, which is a bit that that 136 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: didn't help the price of oil, which is a thing 137 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: he seems to have his eye on, but yeah, they're 138 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 1: back to the Stone Ages. He gave about a twenty 139 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: minute or just a little under twenty minute rambling speech 140 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 1: where he couldn't really finish the job. 141 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 3: I also would like for him to name like one 142 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 3: other age because I guarantee. 143 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 2: You two to three weeks. 144 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 3: You mean, no, no, no where. He's like, we're going 145 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 3: to bomb him to the stone age. I'm like, first, 146 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 3: tell me when that is. Second of I'll name a 147 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 3: second age. I guarantee you. 148 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: You're like old old age, yesterday, old age. 149 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 2: Yep, that's what I know. There's stone age, old age, underage. 150 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's someone I'm really familiar with. 151 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 152 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: It's funny because on March eleventh, this dude said we're 153 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: going to finish the job. 154 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 2: We're getting very close. That was on March eleventh. 155 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: So again, two to three weeks is like his favorite 156 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: fake thing to do in his first administration. He's like, 157 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: it's going to be infrastructure weeks. In about two to 158 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: three weeks, and we're gonna be having a big plan 159 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: about infrastructure. 160 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 3: You can't the check is in the mail, the war 161 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 3: in in Iran. 162 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 4: You just can't do that. You can't be like, yeah, no, 163 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 4: it's on the way. You should be getting any day now. 164 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: Two to three weeks, we're gonna stop bombing people. This 165 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 1: is also a lot of people are like, he can't 166 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 1: even talk as normally, of course, but this is him 167 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: saying battlefield. 168 00:07:55,920 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 5: Epic fury targeting the world's number one stage spawned Terra. 169 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 5: So in these past four weeks, our armed forces have 170 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 5: delivered swift, decisive, overwhelming victories on the battlefield Batterfield. 171 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: Hey Batterfeld, Hey, who's your manager? 172 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 2: Oh? Nick Batterfeld? 173 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 3: Can you pass me the missus batterfelds from my pancakes? 174 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 2: Oh, it's my favorite Batterfeld. Thanks mom. I don't know. 175 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: Maybe he was all tired from that Easter lunch he 176 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: went to earlier, where he told attendees that basically, the 177 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:44,560 Speaker 1: government can't pay for daycare, Medicare, and Medicaid because we're 178 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 1: fighting wars. He was like, we can't take care of everything, 179 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: you know, some of that has to be the states. 180 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 1: You know, we got fifty states, We have all these 181 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: other people. We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare. So, yeah, 182 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: promises kept, promises, promise is broken. 183 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:03,680 Speaker 4: Happy Easter, you guys. 184 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, you drop good news like there will be no 185 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 3: daycare while like little children hunt for eggs around me. Really, yeah, sweetheart, 186 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 3: you're probably gonna die of the measles. And also, no 187 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 3: one's gonna watch you because mommy and daddy have to 188 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 3: have eight side gigs to make a living. 189 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 4: Did you see? 190 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: Also, you know you saw did you see the video 191 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: where drew Ski dressed up as Erica? Course, so he 192 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,760 Speaker 1: also at that like speech during this Easter thing, He's like, 193 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 1: I think you should sue him, Like he just opera 194 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 1: pop nothing just brings up the Erica Drewski fucking drama. 195 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 2: They're so jealous of Erica, is what he said. 196 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 3: M Yeah, there's I'm always sitting around being like, damn, 197 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 3: I wish I had a husband that got shot in 198 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 3: the head. 199 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 4: What are you talking about. 200 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 1: I think it's just because his idea is like it's 201 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,920 Speaker 1: so popping to be a powerful white woman in media. 202 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,559 Speaker 1: That that's exactly why Drewski is lampooning the whole thing. 203 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 2: It's a very very funny, silly situation. 204 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 3: Also, I'm sorry white Chicks did it first and the 205 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,840 Speaker 3: Wayans Brothers did it perfectly. 206 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 4: Zero notes. You see, like. 207 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 1: Jamie Kennedy was like, I'm posting my black face video 208 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: if Drewski can do white face, and you're like, no. 209 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 4: That man is still talking or alive. 210 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, it's it gets worse and worse every time 211 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: he opens his mouth, and then even more memorably like 212 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: at this once he was unable to find JD. Vance, 213 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 1: so then he just switches to nagging him as a 214 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: way to cover for the factor. 215 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, let's be fat phobic real quick. 216 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, here here. 217 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 5: The White House, including Vice President JD. 218 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:46,640 Speaker 2: Vance. 219 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:47,680 Speaker 5: I think JD is JD. 220 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:51,000 Speaker 1: Here, JD. 221 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 5: He's lost weight, he got a little dinner, and I'm 222 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 5: looking for I'm looking for a heavy set gentleman, and 223 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 5: now I find a perfect, a perfect looking. 224 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 2: Specimen, just how I like it. Thank you, JD. 225 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 1: I've been saying enough passive aggressive shit around you that 226 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,439 Speaker 1: you finally got on the glps. 227 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 3: My guy, I would absolutely immediately put this at the 228 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 3: top of my resume. A perfect specimen, President Trump, perfect 229 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 3: looking looking specimen. 230 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 4: What what is happening? Two that? This is it? 231 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 2: These are important things that are going on, JD. I 232 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 2: don't You're not going to get anywhere looking like that. 233 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,839 Speaker 1: He's just sounding like some like it sounds like how 234 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,719 Speaker 1: my family talks, and I'm sure like all people with 235 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: non American families exactly, is a way where you just 236 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,080 Speaker 1: go directly. 237 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 2: Oh you're fat. Oh, you're skinny now exactly. I was sorry. 238 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: I was confused because you're normally so fat that I 239 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 1: didn't recognize you. 240 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:55,960 Speaker 3: But now you are skinny. Yes, thank you. My mom 241 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 3: does this thing. This is how she tells me she 242 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,800 Speaker 3: thinks I'm fat. She'll come and she'll pull my cheeks 243 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 3: out like this with her hands, yeah, and not say anything, 244 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 3: and I'm like, you fucking bitch. 245 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 4: My mom's gonna say some chill you also muffin top me. 246 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,960 Speaker 3: She'll fucking pinch the sides and be like, oh, such 247 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 3: a dick. 248 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:18,560 Speaker 2: This is the sequence. 249 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,480 Speaker 1: Sometimes, especially since I've become a dad too, and you know, 250 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 1: dad bought engage. She'll be like, which is like, oh 251 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: you've kind of gotten fat, huh. And I'm like She's like, well, 252 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,480 Speaker 1: your stomachs sticking out. 253 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 2: It's just like that. Every time. 254 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 4: That's so funny. 255 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 3: My mom will be like, oh, the which is fluffy. 256 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 3: She'll straight be like, oh while she fucking muffin tops 257 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,880 Speaker 3: my face and my god. 258 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 2: Oh fluffy. 259 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: Wow? 260 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 2: Are you opening for Gabriel Glacis? 261 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, tonight tonight you. 262 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 2: Must be opening for Gate Mom. I didn't even know 263 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,880 Speaker 2: you had bars like that. 264 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,840 Speaker 4: Seriously, she's just your roasting me perfectly. 265 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,240 Speaker 3: No, she does the fluffy and she'll also sometimes be 266 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 3: like a roundabout way where she'll be like plats at 267 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 3: the CoIP smash, she's doing big hands and it's like 268 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,439 Speaker 3: at the CoIP it's like she's telling me my dress 269 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 3: is too tight. 270 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 2: I wish people could see what. 271 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 3: Honestly, she's just like she's like, basically the face and 272 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,320 Speaker 3: the hands are saying you're straining the limits of the 273 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 3: fabric and the known physical world. But instead of finishing 274 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 3: the sentence, she'll just say your dress and then she'll 275 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 3: make the gesture yeah. 276 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 1: At least be like, uh, you know, Lucille Bluth and say, 277 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: you're testing the tensile strength of that thing. 278 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 4: Yeah. 279 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break when we 280 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 1: come back. I get to check in with my favorite 281 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 1: most intive toilet on a spaceship right after this, and 282 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 1: we're back. So Artemis two launched somewhat without incident, although 283 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 1: there were a couple things that went a little wacky. 284 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: There were issues reported with the flight termination system and 285 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,200 Speaker 1: the launch a bort system, which was a little bit 286 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: of a bit of an issue, but that got cleared up. 287 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,600 Speaker 3: I'm literally not a rocket scientist. But from my reading, 288 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 3: from what I understand, those two are really crucial systems. 289 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,360 Speaker 1: You couldn't want to be able to be like, no, fucking, 290 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 1: fucking fucking stop. 291 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 3: It if you can't communicate with your rocket enough to 292 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 3: like kill it if you need to. Yeah, yeah, sorry, 293 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 3: I mean, Houston, we have a problem. Is the worst 294 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 3: thing I could possibly say right now, but it is 295 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 3: right there, and yeah, it's the fucking worst. 296 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. 297 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: The flight termination system is a thing that allows the 298 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,240 Speaker 1: engineers on the ground to destroy the rocket if it 299 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,400 Speaker 1: veers off course. 300 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. 301 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,880 Speaker 3: That's important. How we never seen like a Superman movie? 302 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 3: What the fuck are we talking about right now? 303 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, so we talked about, or I talked about excessively, 304 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,680 Speaker 1: how there's a toilet on it for the first time 305 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: with a door, because before they were just pissing and pooping. 306 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 2: Like, hey, turn around, man, I'm gonna take a. 307 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 4: Lot of shit. You're so poop sessed. It's crazy. 308 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 2: I'm poop positive, you know what I mean. We all shit. 309 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 4: Look, I'm sorry, I'm poop neutral. 310 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 3: I just really don't feel like we need to like 311 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 3: poop put the poop on a pedestal. 312 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,400 Speaker 4: Or like really you know, so. 313 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: One thing was that like we found out that the 314 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 1: the pe hoose was using a fan to draw it, 315 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: said Shepherd, the liquid down the thing in which you 316 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 1: just said the piss hose was getting sucked away. But 317 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 1: I guess it wasn't really the most scientific way to 318 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 1: describe that. But the crew quote reported that a problem 319 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,880 Speaker 1: with a toilet fan rendered it unusable for number one. 320 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,359 Speaker 1: The toilet fan is reported to be jammed. NASA spokesperson 321 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 1: Gary Jordan told space dot com. Now the ground teams 322 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 1: are coming up with instructions on how to get into 323 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 1: the fan and clear that area to revive the toilet 324 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: for the mission. In the meantime, astronauts reportedly employed their 325 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 1: contingency waste management capabilities. 326 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 3: Specifically, is that just shitting in a trash bag or what? 327 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,880 Speaker 1: I think it's just like plan It's probably just little 328 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: like bags that they can just pee into and then 329 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 1: just like put into a thing back into space. 330 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 2: Probably she set out one though. 331 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: One thing though they said it did not render the 332 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 1: bathroom totally unusable, thank god, the fecal collection of the toilet. 333 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 1: That specific capability can still be used with the waste 334 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 1: management system on board. 335 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 4: Why are you so stupid? 336 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 1: It's this thing I was saying, I was saying yesterday, 337 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: it's just something so funny to me about taking a 338 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: dump in space. 339 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 3: It is and now and like the thing is, I 340 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 3: never wanted to think about it, but now I have 341 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 3: so many questions, don't you Because the piss becomes like 342 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 3: little drops right. 343 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: Well, you know there's no gravity that's holding saying so 344 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,959 Speaker 1: like this one it was like a vacuum basically that 345 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 1: they would just with like a little piece that you 346 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: could hook up to your genitals and then it just 347 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,360 Speaker 1: the p just goes down there. 348 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,120 Speaker 3: It's like, sure, I feel like with men it's easier 349 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 3: because you have like an attachment. But for for the women, 350 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 3: is it just like the shape of a bicycle seat, 351 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,960 Speaker 3: but like it sucks on around your vagina and then you. 352 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 4: Just be in it? 353 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe probably? 354 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,680 Speaker 4: So what the fan have to do with anything? 355 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: Because the gravity wouldn't just make the liquid go down 356 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 1: the two you know what I mean? Because there's no gravity, 357 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: so the fan is pushing it. Fan is there to 358 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 1: like to draw the liquid into one direction? 359 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,680 Speaker 3: Shot Harry Styles. 360 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 1: Shout out my varied styles of your name, Charlie pooh, 361 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,399 Speaker 1: Charlie pooh. 362 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 2: So here's the other thing though too. 363 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,680 Speaker 4: This is so in my head. 364 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 3: Sorry, I pictured the fan being like the fan that 365 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,600 Speaker 3: makes the poop smell go away, and they're like no, 366 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,679 Speaker 3: and I know that's not. 367 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 2: What it was, but I'm just telling you this is 368 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,119 Speaker 2: not a total washlet uh. 369 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: The thing though, The other thing that's just so funny 370 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,120 Speaker 1: to me was at this moment which anyone who has 371 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,960 Speaker 1: an office job and you have to deal with outlook, 372 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:24,360 Speaker 1: the fucked up Microsoft email application. This is a legitimate 373 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,640 Speaker 1: correspondence from the people on the space on the spacecraft 374 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: to ground control. 375 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,400 Speaker 6: We suspect the issue with your PCD maybe optimist software. 376 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,439 Speaker 6: We were able to connect to PCD one. We can 377 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 6: see it on the network. So with your GO we 378 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 6: can remote in and take a look directly. 379 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 1: They're like, okay, if there's something going on the computer, 380 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,400 Speaker 1: They're like, something's up, yeah. 381 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 2: Go for it. And then I also see that I 382 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 2: have two Microsoft outlooks and neither one of those are working. 383 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 3: If you want to remote in, it's those two outlooks 384 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 3: that will be awesome. 385 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 6: You will join in on your PCD and we'll let 386 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,520 Speaker 6: you know when we're done. 387 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 3: Imagine being in space and you still have to use 388 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 3: out That was outrageous. 389 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 1: The toilet's broke and you're like, can we get this 390 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,399 Speaker 1: fucking toilet fix? You're like, also, there's two versions of 391 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 1: Outlook running and neither. 392 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 4: Of them are working. 393 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,120 Speaker 1: Can you just filter out We may have we sent 394 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 1: the message there on Outlook. 395 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Have you tried to actually search for. 396 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,159 Speaker 1: An email and Outlook It's fucking impossible, So we might 397 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: as well just die up here, you know what, I'm 398 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:30,639 Speaker 1: hitting the fucking missional board button up here, man, fuck it. 399 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 3: I cannot believe they'd at least get them slack or 400 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,200 Speaker 3: something like. 401 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,720 Speaker 2: I just love it, space bro. I'm looking at two. 402 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,680 Speaker 2: I'm looking at two instances of Microsoft Outlook. 403 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,680 Speaker 4: He said, instances like it was a viral outbreak. 404 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,879 Speaker 1: And then finally, I don't know if you heard there 405 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,440 Speaker 1: was there was a whole thing yesterday that was going 406 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,680 Speaker 1: around and it wasn't even an aprile folds And you're 407 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,240 Speaker 1: like that if they The Daily Mail, BBC USA Today 408 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: all reported that Jonathan, the world's oldest known tortoise, had 409 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: died at the age of one hundred and ninety three 410 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,440 Speaker 1: years old. 411 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,880 Speaker 4: Never lie to me like that again Internet, Oh. 412 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: Never fuck with me like that. Guess what that was 413 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 1: all bullshit because it came from some random fuck on 414 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,640 Speaker 1: fucking Twitter. 415 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,200 Speaker 4: Grift team, A fucking grift is who it came from. 416 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: It was some and again this is what happens because 417 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,359 Speaker 1: this dude, just this account just had a verified blue 418 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 1: check so I guess suddenly, wait. 419 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 2: You can buy. 420 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,439 Speaker 4: So I don't know why anybody was like this is 421 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:34,920 Speaker 4: for real. 422 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,680 Speaker 1: They're like, oh, I mean the guy's handle says it's 423 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,000 Speaker 1: the exact vet of that place. This must be true. 424 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,160 Speaker 1: But the account was actually located in Brazil. And then 425 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 1: this was the thing. It said, heartbroken to share that 426 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,600 Speaker 1: our beloved Jonathan, the world's oldest living land An, was 427 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 1: passed away to day peacefully on Saint Helena and estimated 428 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 1: one hundred ninety three plus years old, this gentle giant 429 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,320 Speaker 1: outlived Empire's wars and generations of humans and said you 430 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 1: you will be missed. But again it was a scam 431 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,880 Speaker 1: because this dude was in to be like, hey, man, 432 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,160 Speaker 1: if you got some some crypto, you know, you could 433 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: you could slide my way. 434 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,000 Speaker 2: If I could hold some crypto, that'd be that would 435 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 2: be really great man. 436 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: You know, I'm just kind of getting over this ship 437 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,480 Speaker 1: turns out not true at all. The real Jonathan is alive, 438 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 1: the actual. 439 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 3: People thank god, because I didn't even know about him 440 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 3: five seconds ago. 441 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 4: Then, you know, I was really upset about him possibly dying. 442 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 3: And now I feel vindicated that someone I never cared 443 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 3: about or knew about. 444 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 4: Now I'm super invested and he's alive. 445 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,399 Speaker 2: I love old turtles. I don't know I love. 446 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,159 Speaker 4: Old turtles now that I know about that. 447 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,400 Speaker 2: Old turtles is how I feel about everything. 448 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,439 Speaker 1: I love a turtle because I kind of you know, 449 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: like I haven't they moved, so they kind of missed 450 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 1: took out there. 451 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 2: They move slow. 452 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,480 Speaker 1: They're wise as fuck, you know what I mean. They're like, 453 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,439 Speaker 1: b I'm not in a rush man, look at me 454 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,720 Speaker 1: where I'm gonna go. I'm one hundred and five years old. 455 00:21:55,800 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 3: I feel like they're the owls of land animals, like 456 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 3: wisdom wise, oh, you know what I mean. I'm like, 457 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,600 Speaker 3: if I had to go for someone that's like a 458 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,480 Speaker 3: land animal, if like an owl was not available to 459 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 3: give me good advice, I think I can go to 460 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,040 Speaker 3: a fucking tortoise. 461 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,520 Speaker 1: If you're on a shroom trip, Like if a goat 462 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,199 Speaker 1: came up to you, like, Bro, what the fuck are 463 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,120 Speaker 1: you gonna tell me? Bro, get the fuck out of here, 464 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,359 Speaker 1: Go get a tortoise or a fucking owl to fucking 465 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:22,200 Speaker 1: blow my mind. 466 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,560 Speaker 3: Up right here exactly. And if we're going see like 467 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 3: I need like I need like a whale. I know 468 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 3: dolphins are all as smart, but Bro, they'd be horny. 469 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 2: They'll try and smash. 470 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,439 Speaker 4: They're fucking horny. I can't. I can't. I'm trying to. 471 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 4: I'm trying to get my life right. 472 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,399 Speaker 2: I'm trying to get my what a spiritual path right now? 473 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,399 Speaker 1: Dolphin, I'm not trying to fucking smash, yeah exactly. 474 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,159 Speaker 4: I'm trying to learn some wisdom. Yeah yeah, get me 475 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,280 Speaker 4: the whales. 476 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:48,359 Speaker 2: Exactly, get me the wheel. 477 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 4: I'm like, thank you, That's what I was looking for 478 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,120 Speaker 4: this whole right. 479 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 1: I do need to go easier on myself and forgive myself. 480 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with. 481 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 2: You, that's right. 482 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, damn I should release all that sadness. 483 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 2: Lost Ones. 484 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: Lost Ones by Lauren Hill really is an underrated track. 485 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: People don't talk about that enough. It's funny how money 486 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,000 Speaker 1: change it. You wait shot and then you start rapping 487 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 1: with the whale. 488 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,119 Speaker 4: I'm like, oh you fuck with crack Sandwich by j 489 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:27,000 Speaker 4: JD two. Oh my god, the Whales. You're like, oh shit, 490 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 4: whales got bars. 491 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:35,680 Speaker 1: A tune into our new podcast, Whale Bars with Sophia 492 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 1: and Miles, coming soon, but to. 493 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,160 Speaker 2: A street corner near you. 494 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna do it for this trending episode Thursday, 495 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:50,320 Speaker 1: April second deuces to Pam bondy uh, get fucked. 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