WEBVTT - Your Number on the Bathroom Wall

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone

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<v Speaker 1>tappened to they.

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<v Speaker 2>Garrett has the phone tapping. What's it all about? Christopher

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<v Speaker 2>and Jill?

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<v Speaker 3>They are best friends and Christopher is just tired of

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<v Speaker 3>listening to his best friend, Jill complain about not finding

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<v Speaker 3>a good guy. So Christopher decides to take it upon

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<v Speaker 3>himself and find Jill his best friend a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so a friend helping out a friend? Yes, and

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<v Speaker 2>I will play the part of the guy. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>this could be bad. All right, Garrett, here we go. Hello, Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Is is this Jill?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I was out the other night. Are you familiar?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, we haven't run into each other. I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned before. So this is this is where it's kind of,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, a little.

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<v Speaker 5>Of How did you get my phone number?

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<v Speaker 3>I went into the restroom and I used the stall,

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<v Speaker 3>and funny enough, your your phone number was on the

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<v Speaker 3>back of the door in the stall.

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<v Speaker 2>It said for a good time call.

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<v Speaker 5>Is this a joke?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, seriously, this is for real. And that's what I

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<v Speaker 3>hope we could be for real about this. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just an ordinary guy. I haven't done anything like

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<v Speaker 3>this before.

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<v Speaker 5>No, but well, I have no idea how my number

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<v Speaker 5>got in the bathroom stall wall that I'm not interested

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<v Speaker 5>in going out with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, let's call her back and you talk.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's up? Oh Hey, what's your plan for today?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I'm a little thrown. I just got

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<v Speaker 5>a really weird phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I mean I was just calling to see if

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<v Speaker 4>you want to do lunch today. Well, what's up? What's

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<v Speaker 4>weird phone call? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>You're right, someone just called me and said they got

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<v Speaker 5>my number from a bathroom stall wall in the restaurant

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<v Speaker 5>we went to the other night, So my number.

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<v Speaker 4>I am so sorry about this. Okay, So you remember

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<v Speaker 4>the other day when we were at the here and

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<v Speaker 4>we have a little too much to drink. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 4>think that I think that I might have written your

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<v Speaker 4>number on the bathroom wall.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, I guess. I complain about not having

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<v Speaker 4>a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>I was pitching and moaning about it. I'm sorry that

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<v Speaker 5>was such a burden to you to listen to me

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<v Speaker 5>when I'm going through this. But it's my decision who

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<v Speaker 5>I date and how I meet them. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 5>to meet someone through a bathroom stall wall. I can't

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<v Speaker 5>believe I even call you my best friend. I cannot

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<v Speaker 5>believe you to this to me.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm your best friend. Just said that, so maybe

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<v Speaker 4>you should trust my judgment. I think it might have

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<v Speaker 4>helped you.

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<v Speaker 5>You were just trying to help. I would rather have

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<v Speaker 5>you post an online ad for me instead of writing

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<v Speaker 5>my number on a bathroom stall wall. Would you like

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<v Speaker 5>me to go put your number on a wall.

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<v Speaker 4>I drew a sick figure of you. I made you

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<v Speaker 4>look really good. I had like big boobs and a

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<v Speaker 4>big bot and real nice long leg.

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<v Speaker 3>Take figure of me.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even have big boom. That is like an

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<v Speaker 5>advertisement for what I look like. What are you thinking? Joke?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on your couch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes I am, And therefore I don't need to be

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<v Speaker 5>posted on the bathroom wall to be called Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, it's me, the guy who called you from the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>What you just got? Phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, are you here?

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Show, and I love you. I'm so glad you didn't

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<v Speaker 5>write my number on the wall.

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