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Speaker 1: All I can think about as a lugie down. I

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Speaker 1: definitely not raising. Are we still talking about that? Let's

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Speaker 1: raise vibration by doing a one card draw. That means

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Speaker 1: beautiful world. And I'm just shuffling my cards and here

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Speaker 1: you go. Hey, it's all out there now you're okay

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Speaker 1: with that? Oh my god, yeah, I guess I am

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Speaker 1: all right. The Jebils show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Text in FO

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything. Almost everybody has some sort of

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Speaker 1: a secret, everyone, right, I think pretty much that's not

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Speaker 1: a secret. Everybody has something that's a secret. You can

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Speaker 1: tell us your dirty little secret. And remember, nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are, so you're free to say whatever

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Speaker 1: you want. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls in to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now, no idea what they're actually name is.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say a word, then Alex free Ash'll say

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Speaker 1: a word the Englishman, I'll say a word, and then

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Speaker 1: that'll be their name. Alrighty, So on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now to tell us their little secret is whistle blower Joe.

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Speaker 1: Whistle blower, Joe, how's it going? So many stories about

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Speaker 1: you that actually sounds like CNN headline? Whistle blower Joe

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Speaker 1: just whatever said something else? Yeah, whistle blower Joe, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Whistle blower Joe. I'm just blow my whistle lunch.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I am good? All right? I feel

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Speaker 1: like I don't know, sharing, sharing my secrets is gonna

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Speaker 1: feel like a relief. Maybe maybe I'm whistle blowing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Blow your own whistle. Blow your own whistle, dude,

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Speaker 1: Blow my own whistle, dude. Okay, you're gonna blow the

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Speaker 1: whistle on yourself right now, so blow your whistle. So

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Speaker 1: I have a habit running red life terrible driver. I

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Speaker 1: have that habit as well. He has a habit because

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Speaker 1: he does it on purpose. Well, I've seen you guys

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Speaker 1: run red lights in front of me. I also do

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Speaker 1: this stop time for him. The way I like to

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Speaker 1: look at it is. It's not running a red light?

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Speaker 1: What is okay? Red lights? They're really demotivational if you

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Speaker 1: think about it. Oh my goodness. And they're throwing up

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Speaker 1: stops and your face all day long. They're strolling up

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Speaker 1: nose in your face when you're like looking at it like,

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Speaker 1: don't change, don't change like boom change like And to me,

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Speaker 1: how are you going to have how are you going

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Speaker 1: to have forward progress in life if these red lights

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Speaker 1: are constantly stopping you. So what you do is you

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Speaker 1: see a red light. Of that means is numerous opportunity,

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Speaker 1: numerous opportunities. So you take that red light and you

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Speaker 1: turn it into your own green light. Because in life,

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Speaker 1: nobody gives you anything. You got to make your own

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Speaker 1: green lights. That's why if there's a red light in

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Speaker 1: front of me and nobody else is coming on either side,

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Speaker 1: I make my own green lights. In my life, I

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Speaker 1: decide my destination and I decide how I get there.

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Speaker 1: If I get pulled over for red red lights, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna play this audio. What did they say? What do

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Speaker 1: they always say? A whistle blower Joe on the phone,

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Speaker 1: who runs red lights too? They always say when the

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Speaker 1: going gets tough, right, it's tough. Get going, and that's

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Speaker 1: what I do. I'm like, man, get going. There's a

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Speaker 1: red light in front of me. Right now. My world

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Speaker 1: has stopped. But you know what I'm gonna do. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to let that stop me to keep going

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Speaker 1: the entire time. Sorry about Yeah, do you have it?

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Speaker 1: But it's a very you know, it's a good way

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Speaker 1: to rationalize it if you've ever pulled over. I found

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Speaker 1: my own green light, so to speak. What you do?

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Speaker 1: I found the spray online that well that you can

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Speaker 1: spray on your license plate and oh I've heard of that.

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Speaker 1: The traffic can serious. Yeah, my friends back in England

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Speaker 1: they have this on their cause too. Yeah, like shine

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Speaker 1: that creates a shine, So trying to take a picture

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Speaker 1: of it, it's just like it's just you can't tell

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Speaker 1: what's on it at all. Hums. It produces like a

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Speaker 1: multi colored shine though on your license plate. Yeah. You know,

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Speaker 1: as long as Jewels driving will be fine because he

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Speaker 1: gets out of every single ticket that we every single

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Speaker 1: time that he gets hold over ticket that because they're like,

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Speaker 1: oh it's jubil the other day ran a red Did

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Speaker 1: I run that rend light? I did run that red light.

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Speaker 1: He actually ran a red light right in front of

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Speaker 1: a cop and literally the cops sped up super quick

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Speaker 1: behind him, and I'm like, you're getting pulled over, and

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Speaker 1: he's like, it's fine, it's fine, I got this. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I know you did. Anyways, you're gonna pull over, and

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Speaker 1: he literally just went a round all what oh see

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Speaker 1: with my luck, I would have been in handcuffs immediately.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about. That's it. That's

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Speaker 1: because you allow red lights to stop you, and I

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Speaker 1: know it is. Yeah, Well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: you're a little secret. Also, um we go ahead and

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Speaker 1: shoot up. Shoot us over a link for a land spring.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for we use that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean my dad told me about it. Three. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we just got we just got one of the mail.

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Speaker 1: We just got a red light ticket in the mail.

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Speaker 1: So it's like it's not like we're not, you know, determined,

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Speaker 1: doesn't happen. So, yeah, I gotta payton. You gotta pay

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Speaker 1: attention to the camera though they'll write you out. Hit

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Speaker 1: us up. Let send us a link to where we

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Speaker 1: can buy that at the Jewel Show. By the way,

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Speaker 1: you can fall of us on social media. I'm magebal Fresh.

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Speaker 1: It'll be on my Amazon wish list at that tread

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Speaker 1: and I'm at Evan on the radio. All right, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling you show on demand. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: I n N, The Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. For Thursday,

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Speaker 1: December second, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh, and what

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Speaker 1: is the number one Christmas song of all time? We'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what the top Christmas song ever made is

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Speaker 1: in just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh, and a girl posted a video on

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Speaker 1: TikTok for educational purposes from personal experience about something that

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Speaker 1: she says you should never swallow. Okay, okay, and I

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Speaker 1: mean the chairman, and in my story will learn why

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't trust Hollywood. Okay. We'll get to those stories

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Speaker 1: in just a second before your first story of the day.

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Speaker 1: In the I n N the News network, areas are

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Speaker 1: they report the news. Everybody has their favorite Christmas song, right,

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Speaker 1: but there is a new number one classic if you

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Speaker 1: didn't know. At about eight ten every day until Christmas,

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Speaker 1: it's the Jewel shows first ever Christmas song parody extravagant,

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Speaker 1: the great name the new Christmas parody every single leading

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Speaker 1: all the way up to Christmas. And to make sure

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Speaker 1: you're listening, about an hour for a new one and

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Speaker 1: all month long for the Jewel Shows Christmas parody extravaganza.

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Speaker 1: This is the iron N, the idiot news network where

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Speaker 1: adias aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For next story of the day, let's send it over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Frey I, who's on location at a tiktoker's house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well swallowing things. Well, she posted a video on TikTok

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Speaker 1: that went viral about you know here, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: play the video, Okay, improve an airbar. I left Gearbard

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Speaker 1: of the other and I went to go put it here.

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Speaker 1: I liked resinally back into one ball, took a zip

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Speaker 1: and then realized it wasn't improve. Try you kick it

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Speaker 1: up and I welcome about. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the idiot whose network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report for an star of the day, let's sending

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Speaker 1: on over to English seven, who was on location in Hollywood. Yes,

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Speaker 1: in Hollywood, and the movie King Richard just came out.

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Speaker 1: It's a movie about the tennis stars Serena and Venus

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Speaker 1: Williams and their dad, Richard Williams. You guys know them obviously,

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Speaker 1: they're the tennis stars. Well, their half sister, who I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know they had a half sister, saw the

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Speaker 1: movie and said this, Serena and Venus Williams may see

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Speaker 1: their dad as a king, but my family saw him

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Speaker 1: as a rat who walked out on my mom. Oh

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Speaker 1: so apparently he walked out on their family when he

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Speaker 1: said he was off to buy a new bike and

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Speaker 1: never returned. Wow, that's sad. This reminds you of when

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Speaker 1: my dad went out to buy some milk and never

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Speaker 1: came back. Yeah, but your your dad's still there at

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Speaker 1: home with your mom. Yeah yeah. I just thought it

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Speaker 1: was funny, like a like a funny joke. Okay, God,

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Speaker 1: speaking of funny jokes, I teased it at the beginning

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Speaker 1: of the Iron and the Indians that their part the news.

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Speaker 1: It's officially the first annual Jewel Show Christmas Ferdy Extravaganza

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Speaker 1: coming up in about an hour. A new parody song.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have one every single day leading all the

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Speaker 1: way up into Christmas. And here is the number one

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Speaker 1: Christmas song in the country. Now police not be drunk

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Speaker 1: by felice. Thank you excited about Christmas? Oh you know

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Speaker 1: how it is going to go over to the family's house.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, man's only one way to deal with your

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Speaker 1: family at Christmas time. Get a little baracho. That's right.

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Speaker 1: I ain't get drunk a Christmas. Should I get drunk

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Speaker 1: at Christmas? Should I get drunk at Christmas? I'm at

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Speaker 1: my family's house. I need to blackout. Should I get

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Speaker 1: sound at Christmas? Should I get sound at Christmas? Should

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Speaker 1: I get sound at Christmas? I'm at my family's house.

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Speaker 1: I need to sound out. I can't handle these stupid people.

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Speaker 1: How the hell am I related to these fuls? Pastening

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Speaker 1: the whiskey and I'll see my way through the happiest

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Speaker 1: time of the year. Parents on your wing. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to zone out in laws man, because we're not at

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Speaker 1: their house. Like creepy uncle has a crush on my spouse. Better, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my life. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas. Oops I

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Speaker 1: got drunk at Christmas. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas

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Speaker 1: and asked my cousin she wants to make out. Oops

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Speaker 1: I got stoned at Christmas. Oops? I got stone at Christmas. Oops,

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Speaker 1: I got stoned at Christmas. Got caught my grandma and

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Speaker 1: she asked her red House. I had no idea that

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Speaker 1: Granny smokes too. She's eighty two. Oh MG, she's so cool.

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Speaker 1: She even asked my cousin for a kiss to Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Jeff got awesome this year. Know me and Grandma have them.

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Speaker 1: She everything's close except Chinese Quizzy. Grandma cousin Emmy Christmas

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Speaker 1: showing for everyone at least is the number one's Christmas

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Speaker 1: song in the country. And I believe it or not,

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Speaker 1: believe it. And we'll find out what the new number

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Speaker 1: one Christmas song in the country is going to be

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Speaker 1: with the Jewil Show Christmas Song Parody Extravaganza. In about

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Speaker 1: an hour, we'll have a new song for you, So

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Speaker 1: find out what it is then, and I apologize in advance.

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Speaker 1: And that was the I n N the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they reboard

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Speaker 1: the news. Tune in tomorrow same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting reports from the I n M. The Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jubil Phone Frameay Mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi, man,

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Speaker 1: I speak to Stephanie. Please, this is she. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hello Stephanie, my name is Mike Parsons.

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Speaker 1: You teach my son, Austin. Oh, good morning, mister B

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Speaker 1: says yes, yes, Austin, Yes, such a lovely young man.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you. Well, you can help me by

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Speaker 1: explaining something to me, because Austin shared with me something

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Speaker 1: that he learned in your class the other day that

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Speaker 1: was shocking. Um, I'm confused. When did he learn that

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Speaker 1: was shocking to you? I was confused as well. When

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Speaker 1: I asked him, I said Usti, because I call him

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Speaker 1: Austi sometimes. I said, Austi, what'd you learn in school today?

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Speaker 1: And he shared with me a few things. The one

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Speaker 1: thing that he shared with me that was disturbing that

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Speaker 1: he learned that the Earth is round? Um M, sorry, yes,

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Speaker 1: that is correct. Wrong, that is not I'm sorry. You

631
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: are you You are an educator, ma'am? Exactly? Yes, apparently

632
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: not apparently you're not. Apparently you're not educated enough, okay,

633
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: because you're teaching young, impressionable children, and it's irresponsible for

634
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: you to go out there and make claim that the

635
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: Earth is round or whatever. The Earth is round. Facts

636
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: have proven that. There's a lot of scientific facts to that.

637
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't get where you're getting that the Earth is flat.

638
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: There are more scientific facts to disprove that the Earth

639
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: is round. The Earth is flat. So we have seen

640
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: it from space. We know what the Earth looks like

641
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: from outside of the Earth. Our opinions on whether the

642
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: Earth is round or flat is not what I want

643
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: to talk to you about. So it is not an

644
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: opinion on whether the Earth is round or flat. It

645
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: is a fat that it is round. I will not

646
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: allow you to teach my son that the Earth is round.

647
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: We are a flat earth household. And I was beside

648
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: myself when he told me that. And now you're laughing

649
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: at me. Yes I am, because do you. I really

650
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: wish I could record so you can hear how crazy

651
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: you felt the Earth is flat and we all know

652
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 1: it's flat, and you ask for it. Starting to sorrow,

653
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: we are going to protest. Oh really, who is going

654
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: to protest? Please tell me me? And the entire fees

655
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: is going to be out there, e s What is

656
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: that the Flat Earth Society that you Yes, it's created

657
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: because it's a party of one. It's more than one. Okay,

658
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: we are a powerful group. Me, my friend Steve, and

659
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: my other friend Tommy are going to be out there

660
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: letting everybody know that you're teaching kids the earth is round.

661
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you are crazy. This is really ludicrous, sir.

662
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: I don't have time for it again. Okay, I need

663
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: to go and teach children. All right, fine, teach, Go

664
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: ahead and continue teaching them and feel the wrath of

665
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: the fees, the fees. I am shaking in my boot. Okay,

666
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: you and you too, buddies, yes, please, all right? Waiting. Well,

667
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: then I'll also let you know this is a prank

668
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: phone call too. What do you think about that? I'm

669
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: sorry saying saving in is a what phone call? Phone call?

670
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

671
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: phone prank on you. See you ain't got me? Oh um,

672
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 1: your friend Tina say you up? Oh my gosh, Tina.

673
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: She said that you you get a lot of weird

674
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: phone calls from parents of your students, so this one

675
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: takes the game. Stop teaching these kids. That earned this round. Okay,

676
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: I won't have it. The Jewel Show on demand It's

677
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: time four of the Roses only on The Jewel Show.

678
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: One of the most important questions in a breakup is

679
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: who gets the dog? Yeah, the dogs. They're the innocent

680
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: victims of breakups and it's sad. They like never see

681
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 1: the other first work and usually do you think they care?

682
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: Oh they deely? Do you think so? Yeah? They might

683
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: care about dogs that like run away and then they

684
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 1: get back and with only a year later and they're

685
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: just like out of their mind happy. What a smack

686
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: in the face if you did break up with someone

687
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,919
Speaker 1: and then you got the dog and then the dog

688
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: ran away from you to go find them and they

689
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: were like in the next town over, like forty five

690
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: miles it found their house. I was like, dude, why

691
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: did you leave me with them? They're crazy? You know that? Well,

692
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: Joe is on the phone for a War of the

693
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: Roses to catch cheater today. I know I'm joking around, Joe,

694
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: but that's just what I do. Sorry about that. It's

695
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: not a good thing that you're calling in for. You

696
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: think that your wife of seven years might be cheating

697
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: on you and you guys have a dog. That's why

698
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: I brought up that whole thing. But it's not a

699
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: fun issue. But what's going on. I've been thinking about

700
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: giving you guys a call for a couple of days now,

701
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: because my wife's been acting kind of weird and I'm

702
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: starting to think there's something going on behind my back,

703
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: maybe with someone else. And when you say acting weird,

704
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 1: she works from home. She does a lot of online

705
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: freelance work for this company called Oh Yeah, and she

706
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: does her online work. Came in at the end for

707
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: online work day, she turns the computer off and joins me,

708
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: and we live our lives. But lately she's been staying

709
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: on her computer a lot more than usual, and I've

710
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: been giving any funny vibes from her, like I'll catch her,

711
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: we'll catch eye contact and still have this smirk that

712
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: clearly came from something happening on the screen, not for me,

713
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: And like I'll walk into the room and it seems

714
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: like she clicks her windows closed real quick. Just little

715
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: things like that I started to pick up on and

716
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: it's not making me feel very good, and I feel

717
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: like something else is happening. Okay, Well, I think it

718
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 1: was quick though, to jump to the conclusion that she's cheating,

719
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: because I often get down a rabbit hole on like YouTube,

720
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: and I just you know, start laughing at stuff. You know,

721
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: maybe people falling over So maybe she's just watching videos

722
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: on YouTube or something. Yeah. No, all somebody's like change

723
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: in behavior and cadence and reactions. Ye are you guys cool?

724
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: Are you having any problems or anything like that? I

725
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: mean the pandemic we were locked inside with each other

726
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: for a long time, so we started to climb the

727
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: walls a bit. It was kind of rough on us,

728
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: and I was kind of hoping that we were coming

729
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: out of that kind of haziness, that like negativity. But

730
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: now this has been happening in the last two or

731
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: three weeks, and I just don't know what to think

732
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: about it. I was going to suggest couples counseling, but

733
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: if she's cheating on me, then I don't see the point.

734
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: You don't think that's counselable. I don't know. I don't

735
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: think so. If she's betrayed my trust like that, now

736
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: there's all you guys are having problems. And if you

737
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: notice her looking like you think she's looking on our

738
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: phone and closing windows on the computer and stuff, and

739
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: that's changed, then yeah, maybe maybe something is going on.

740
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean I say that about the smirk, you know,

741
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: like in new like whatever flings, new relationships when people

742
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: get excited, because people do that when they're not cheating

743
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: and not realizing it. Okay, you know what, I see

744
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Yeah, you could be talking to a

745
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: new friend that you're excited about that you have a

746
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: new friend and you see a text and you smile.

747
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: A new friend, no, like a new fling that you're into,

748
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: and you might not be doing anything wrong, but you're

749
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: sitting there on your phone and you're smirking and you're smiling,

750
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: and you're not realizing it while you're in a relationship. No,

751
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: I said either way. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, single you

752
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: would be doing that. It's so confused. I don't know,

753
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: cous Okay, people on the phone? Are you guys confused

754
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: honestly about what I'm saying? I'm a little bit. Yeah.

755
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: Have you thought of a way that we can call

756
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 1: her to find out if she is talking to somebody

757
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: new or well? Thinking she's a freelancer, right, so maybe

758
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: you could call her up like you're calling from the organization.

759
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe their corporate office or something, or

760
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: maybe she won an award for being a great freelancer.

761
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that work. That's pretty good. Yeah,

762
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: all right, cool, So we'll call from there. We'll play

763
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: a song, come back, and then call her and say

764
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: thanks for doing a great job for us, getting lots

765
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: of good reviews, and we'll send you some flowers and see, oh,

766
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: would you like flowers? Like, would she send them to you? Yeah,

767
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if she'd be into sending flowers, um,

768
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: but like sit something into a guy. I've heard you

769
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: guys do like man packages before, Like, yes, we have,

770
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: We've done many man packages. So all right, so we'll

771
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: taylor something more towards a dude and see if she

772
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: sends it to you or someone else. Okay, okay, all right,

773
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: we'll do an next. It's The Jewel Show, The Jewel

774
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: Show on demand if you're just joining us for today's ward,

775
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: The Roads is to Catch Cheeter. Joe is on the phone,

776
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: and Joe thinks that his wife of seven years might

777
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: be seeing someone else because they were locked indoors through

778
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: the whole pandemic together like most people, and I guess

779
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: they started to have some problems. He thought it wasn't

780
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: that big of a deal. I'd think, get back to normal,

781
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: But lately she's been acting weird on her computer and

782
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: on her phone, and he's noticed that. Sometimes he'll look

783
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 1: over and she'll have that smirk, that kind of smile

784
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: on her face, by accident that you get when you

785
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: first start talking to someone and you're excited about the

786
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: text mess. She's like, oh my god, I wonder, oh

787
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god, I wonder

788
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: what they're saying. Also, she will close windows when he

789
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: walks in the room on the computer, and just overall

790
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: it seems kind of shady. So we're going to call

791
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: her from the company, which is like a freelance thing

792
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: where it's like an uber but for jobs. Yeah, and

793
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: since she does work for them, say hey, you've been

794
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: doing a great job and we want to offer you

795
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: something and then a gift that you can send to

796
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: someone specially in your life. And the gift will be

797
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: a man package. We're gonna call it a man'll have.

798
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: It'll have like lotions for guys, manly stuff in it

799
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: and packages. Yes, we'll see if she sends it to

800
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: her husband, Joe or someone else. All right, Joe, you're ready, Yeah,

801
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I guess all right, here we go. I'm

802
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: gonna doll her phone him right now. Hello, Hey, this

803
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: is Jerobe I'm calling from. Is this Morgan? Uh? Yeah,

804
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: this is she. Sorry for the random phone call. We're

805
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: calling some of our clients to say thank you for

806
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: the great job that you're doing. You were reflecting really

807
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: awesome on our website and uh, we just appreciate the

808
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: work that you're doing and thank you for being a

809
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: good one because sometimes we get some not so good ones,

810
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: and you've got a ton of positive reviews. So I'll

811
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: shut my stupid mouth now and just say thank you.

812
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, thank you. I appreciate that, no problem. And

813
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: we want to send you a hundred dollars VSA gift card.

814
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's great. That sounds great. And then

815
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 1: we have a dozen red roses that you can send

816
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: to your significant other should they like red roses. Or

817
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: we have a man package is what it's called a

818
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: beauty box, but for man. It's got some motions and

819
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: some shaming stuff and it's all nice smelling stuff. So

820
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: which one would you prefer? Um? You know what, I

821
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: will do the man package. That actually kind of sounds interesting.

822
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: I just need to first we'll start with a name,

823
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: and then you can put a card with it if

824
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: you want to say anything, and then I'll need to

825
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: get the address. So I guess I need a name,

826
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: first and last name right now. Yeah, I would like

827
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 1: to send it to Joe, and he's my husband. Oh okay,

828
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: so that's nice to send to your husband. There's nobody

829
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: else in your life. You don't want to send it

830
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: to it all? No, I mean no, My husband and

831
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: I are you know, we've been going through it. He

832
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: deserves something like this. I'm glad that I have the

833
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,439
Speaker 1: opportunity to send it to him. Hey, babe, it's it's

834
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: me Joe chacking a deep reast. Yeah, that's Joe and Morgan.

835
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show. My name's Jewel, and

836
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: my name's Alex and my name is English Evan, and

837
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: this is the Jewels Show. And we do a segment

838
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: on the show where trying to catch people cheating and

839
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: your husband hit us up because he had some suspicions

840
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you're not cheating. That's what this

841
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: whole thing is. Now. I'm really sorry, babe. I thought

842
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: I thought I had to do this, and I'm really sorry.

843
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: And why do you think I'm cheating on you? Like

844
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: what I don't understand what's going on. Well, I mean,

845
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: you've been acting weird lately. You like stay your computer

846
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: all night. You're always giving googly eyes to the screen

847
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: instead of me, Like I didn't know what's been going on,

848
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: thought something else was happening. Googly eyes at the screen?

849
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: What does that mean? I mean, it looks like you're

850
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: flirting with somebody on the computer because you're sitting at

851
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: the keyboard all night, and every time you're clicking on

852
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: the keyboard, and then you smile and you're I catch

853
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: eyes with you when you like wipe the smile off

854
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: your face real quick, like I caught you doing something

855
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: and what it was I supposed worried about how I

856
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: look at my computer? Well, I mean, and then I

857
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: come over to talk to you, when you close windows

858
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 1: real quickly, you don't want me to see what's happening.

859
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really glad that nothing bad is happening.

860
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: I just now I feel like, honey, I work, I

861
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: work online. I mean that my job is to be

862
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 1: at my computer all the time. I was hired as

863
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: an assistant and I didn't really I didn't really want

864
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: to tell you because because of this and it's it's

865
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: a really it's a really dumb job. But the guy

866
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: that hired me as his assistant sometimes has me talk

867
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend as if i'm him. Well I'm keeping

868
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: up with her. I'm confused on that one. What does

869
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: that even mean? Yeah, well, you know, I worked and

870
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: people hire me to do duties for them, to complete tasks.

871
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: And this guy hired me as his personal assistant. So

872
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: I help with emails, I help with data, and sometimes

873
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 1: I have to you know, text his girlfriend and make

874
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: sure that she's doing okay. He's a busy guy. It's

875
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: kind of didn't what I have to do. So you

876
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: you basically flirt with this dude's girlfriend so he doesn't

877
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: have to all day kinda yeah, wow, So he doesn't

878
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: want you to be like her friend. He wants you

879
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: to float with her. Well he wants me to be

880
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: him yeah, because she's acting like yeah, so so he

881
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: doesn't have to responsor in the day the things that

882
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: some people get paid for. Seriously, that guy's like, oh,

883
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: my girlfriend will not let me alone him a very

884
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: busy man to hire a assistant to flirt with her

885
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: for me, that's crazy. It sounds it also sounds made up,

886
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: like just for me, I don't need proof of that,

887
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: But Morgan, can you show Joe proof? Because if I

888
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: was him, I'd be like that sounds made up? Yeah,

889
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: you know, I mean I actually believe her. I do too.

890
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 1: I mean it's bold, like I believe her because I

891
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: believe somebody would do that. Then I also know if

892
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: I was in Joe's shoes, I might be like, that

893
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: isn't a very impressive lie. But I also don't want

894
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 1: to be the guy to be like, let me see

895
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: you know, so I'm gonna say, can you prove it

896
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: to Joe? I'm thinking we should expand this and do

897
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: a business. We should find more guys that don't have

898
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: time to talk to the real friends. Oh so you're

899
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: up for it, Yes, I definitely can. I just didn't

900
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: want you to judge me, honey, that's all, No no judgments.

901
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: This went so much better than I thought it was too.

902
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: The only person that really loses out is that dude's girlfriend.

903
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on Demand, The Jewils Show on Demand,

904
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Have for your dirty little secret?

905
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one to six one. If you

906
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: have a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.

907
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter. You can tell us whatever you

908
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: want because we keep ever wady anonymous. We don't tell

909
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 1: anybody what your name is, and we don't even ask

910
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 1: what your name is. Who thought it out? Text in

911
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: phone and six way of a Dirty Little Secret and

912
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, anymous think name because we

913
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is? Is a soft

914
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: poached egg? Hello, soft poached egg? How are you? Oh?

915
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: Why did you take soft post? Yourself? Weird? Yeah, that's strange.

916
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: You should love yourself. Do you have any airp Do

917
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: you have any comments on why jewels speaking so fast? Um, Jebel,

918
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: you have any comments on why jewel speaking so fast?

919
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm tired of saying the same thing at

920
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: the beginning of the Dirty Little Secrets, so I thought

921
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: it's been through listening, So you have to you have

922
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: to set it up. If you're new, lit'ten to the show.

923
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: We do the thing on a dirt little Siegret. You

924
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: can catch on four one and six one if you

925
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: want tellus Dirty Little Sea, can tell us anything, can

926
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: tell us whatever you want. Doesn't even matter because we

927
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. You're completely anymus's

928
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: why already got a sea anonymous sick name and on

929
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: the phone right now and tell us dirty little secret is?

930
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: Did I say hard boiled egg? Soft? Soft? Egg? Soft?

931
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: Is it complete? Off your little secret? Soft? Poach egg,

932
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 1: take a time out. I have been dating the boss's daughter,

933
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: just just like that. You've been dating our boss's daughter. No,

934
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: not your boss's daughter. My boss is, oh said the

935
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 1: bosses because I didn't even know he had a daughter.

936
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: You're dating your boss's daughter. I'm dating my boss. Let

937
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: me guess that your boss does not want you to

938
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: date his daughter. Oh he kind of dropped a hint

939
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: the night that we met. Yeah, how did he drop

940
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: that hint? Did he say we were I'm boss, I'm

941
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: mister Farnsworth and if you jape my daughter, I'm going

942
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: to smack you. I'm so sorry, So much happening right now. Off, sorry,

943
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: go ahead, I'll stop interrupted. I was at a company meeting,

944
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: you know, doing the company saying, being all super business

945
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: and professional. Then my boss walked over and he was like, hey, meeting,

946
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: and what you did? Not try anything funny with my daughter?

947
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha, you know something funny with her? Try

948
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: to be funny things with her? Yeah, like like tickling her.

949
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: It started there. Sure, yeah, let's go with that. She

950
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: was mental. What's going on with him? I'm a little tired. Yeah,

951
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: that's when you get goofy. Okay, yeah, sorry, dating the

952
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: boss's daughter and you're doing funny stuff with her and

953
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: he doesn't know. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't know.

954
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: How long has this been going on? For? About six weeks? Now? Oh?

955
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,479
Speaker 1: So what are you expecting to get out of this

956
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: relationship or a fling or whatever the heck it is,

957
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: Because if you wanted to be a long term thing,

958
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: then you're going to have to meet her dad. Yeah. Yeah,

959
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: I mean eventually, maybe we'll get there. Like I said,

960
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: it's in six weeks. So right now, we're just trying

961
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: to keep his secret from my boss. Just friends with

962
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: benefit her. It's a little more of friends with benefits.

963
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: She's amazing. We it sparks every time we're together. I

964
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: know that's cliche, that it's true. Real quick lost question

965
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: for you. Does your boss like you? I think so? Well,

966
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: then I think you might be okay, you might be

967
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: all right. I don't know. Maybe you know what you

968
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: can do? You could start dropping hints, right now and

969
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: just to you know, be talk about this wonderful woman

970
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: that you met right like in a meeting when you're

971
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: all sitting around like where there's the other guys in

972
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: the meeting and you're kicked back in the chair in

973
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: the conference room, right and your boss walks in and

974
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: he just hears you being like, no, dude, I just

975
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 1: met her and she's beautiful and she's amazing and she's

976
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: the love of my life. Oh sorry, boss, we can

977
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: start the meeting now, right. And then that happens over

978
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: time and he's like, wow, Egg really likes that girl

979
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: he's dating. And I like that about him. Respectable man.

980
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: I wish someone would treat my daughter that way. That

981
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: would work. Then you show up for dinner and you're like, whoa,

982
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,439
Speaker 1: it's you, mister so and so. And then he's like, yeah,

983
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: it is me. And wait a second, that woman you've

984
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: been talking about respecting the hell out of his daughter.

985
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 1: And then you just go, oh, she didn't. She didn't

986
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: tell me it was you. That was her dad. And

987
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: then it's it's basically, I just wrote a movie right

988
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: now and you're the star of it. I was gonna say,

989
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: you sound like a screenplay writer. Wow, So anyway, how

990
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: is how are you going to approach it? If you

991
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: have to meet him? I don't think it's gonna work.

992
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah it I just need more time. Time. Are you sure?

993
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,439
Speaker 1: Are we out of time? They? Are we out of time?

994
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: Soft boiled egg? I think no matter what's yes? All right?

995
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 1: I think so? All right? Thanks for telling us you're

996
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: doing a little secret. No, thank you. Yeah, the Jewel

997
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: Show on demand. There is one thing that everybody can

998
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: agree on during the holidays. It's The Jewel Show. Yeah,

999
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: that's not the thing show. Yeah, that's I mean, I

1000
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 1: guess you could agree because that's the name of the show.

1001
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: But that's not what I was talking about. The one

1002
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: thing that everybody can agree on during the holidays, even

1003
00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: if you don't celebrate Christmas. Santa Claus sexy Santa clause

1004
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: he uses sexuality, cobatable. You don't like him, Alex, don't. No, No,

1005
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: he's old. I think he's st nick pretty hot. No,

1006
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people do think he's hot.

1007
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: It's The Jewel Show's Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza, the first annual.

1008
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: We do it every year at this time. This is

1009
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: the first year we're doing it. Every single day at

1010
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: this time leading up to Christmas, will have a new

1011
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: parody song for you. And if you missed, yesterday's our

1012
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: take on Felice naveda Felice Nave drunk. That's on the website.

1013
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: You can go check it out the jewelshow dot com.

1014
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: But there are a lot of songs about Santa being sexy,

1015
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: which is kind of weird. It is really weird at all.

1016
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. That's about Santa being sexy, right, Uh,

1017
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: Santa Claus is back in town. That's the way I mean.

1018
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: It's about him. Be Yeah, it's because it's well, he's

1019
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: back in town because he's you know, he's got to

1020
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: go back to the North Pole. It's not a sexy song. Yeah,

1021
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: how yeah, because he's coming back like he's because like

1022
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: Sam Claus is back in town baby, right. It's not like, hey,

1023
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: Santa's back in delivering presence. It's like, hey, I cheated

1024
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: on Miss Claus with you, but this is Christmas time

1025
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: and I'm back again. I always taken it more wholesome,

1026
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: like you know, in the military. Return home. I'll read

1027
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: some of the lyrics and you tell me if it's

1028
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 1: just innocent about presence and Santa come back to give presence,

1029
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 1: or if it's about something else, right, well, well, well

1030
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: it's Christmas time, pretty baby, and the snow is falling

1031
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: on the ground. Well when you read it like that, Yeah,

1032
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: I got no reindeer, no sack on my back. You're

1033
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 1: gonna see me coming in my black Cadillac. Baby, and

1034
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: the snow falling on the ground. Whoa, whoa, Well, let

1035
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: me tell you about this. Your Christmas Santa Claus is

1036
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: back in town. Okay, that's there's also something about your voice.

1037
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: It's making it dirty. That's kind of the way they

1038
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: sing it. It's definitely a dirty song. Okay. Then there's

1039
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: of course Santa Baby's basically an X rated song about

1040
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 1: Then there's one called I've Got some Presents for Santa.

1041
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: I've never heard it before, but you can guess what

1042
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: that probably is. There's another Christmas I just googled songs

1043
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 1: about Santa being sexy and a list came up. Because

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Speaker 1: it's the Jewels Shows first annual Christmas Song Parody Extravaganza.

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Speaker 1: Every single weekday at this time, we'll play a new

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Speaker 1: parody song that we came up with for Christmas. It's

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Speaker 1: our way of doing Christmas music. When some stations start

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Speaker 1: playing back to back Christmas music in July, we'll just

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Speaker 1: do this every year and we'll create fun songs for

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Speaker 1: you to listen to. Anyway. I don't care about those

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Speaker 1: songs because I think we have the best song about

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Speaker 1: Santa being sexy. Hell yeah, and we're about to play

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Speaker 1: for you right now. The number two parody song in

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Shows Holiday Christmas parody song Extravaganza, and it's

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Speaker 1: called Christmas wish List, which is a good title because

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Speaker 1: you don't know that it's going to be sexy until

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Speaker 1: it starts. But here it is. This is Christmas wish List.

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Speaker 1: Marry Christmas, whatever you celebrate, you're in luck because it's

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Speaker 1: never a bad time to find Santa sexy because we

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Speaker 1: all know that he's sexy. And this is our song

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Speaker 1: called Seducing Santa. Happy Holidays. Come and give this get

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Speaker 1: it Santa, jingle bells Santa Christmas. I've been naughty. Ho ho,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna reverse the row. Come to the chimney and

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Speaker 1: touch you with my candy cane. I'll drive you insane.

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Speaker 1: Let me buy you would drink, hit you with that

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Speaker 1: winter wink. Want to lick the Eggno from your bed.

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Speaker 1: Let it dribble down until you are food with Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Chier to melt the north pole because it is getting hot.

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Speaker 1: You're married to us. Of hey there, Santa, oh ho ho,

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Speaker 1: come in find me under the mistle toe. I have

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Speaker 1: been nice, but more so I've been naughty, just like Mariah.

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Speaker 1: Come and touch my body. Where's the missus? I hope

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Speaker 1: you are alone. I'm on my way over to sit

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Speaker 1: on your big throne. It's not my birthday, but I

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Speaker 1: will be in my suit. Take a break well, Saint Nick,

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Speaker 1: and get us elsa boot Trust me. I'm a dime

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Speaker 1: to the second power energizer bunny, hour after hour, just

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Speaker 1: to ride the coast is clear. Merry Christmas, Santa, and

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Speaker 1: happy New Year. I said it's Christmas Saturday. Come and

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Speaker 1: get this. I said, it's Christmas Santa, come and get this.

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Speaker 1: I said it's Christmas Saturday, Come and get this. I said,

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas. Steer booties on my wish list, yo, mister Claus.

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Speaker 1: Missus Claus is real lucky, which you don't know on hurt,

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Speaker 1: So get over here and touch me that big white

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Speaker 1: beard belly jiggling like Jelly. I'm unwrapping you tonight. You'll

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Speaker 1: be hitting higher notes than Andrea. But Jelly, he's an

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Speaker 1: opera singer. If that didn't make sense, So sit on

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Speaker 1: my lap, Saint Nick. Region attack, Saint Nick. I'm on

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Speaker 1: my knees, Saint Nick, begging you, please, Saint Nick hollow

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Speaker 1: for Christmas? Is your jolly old cookies? What do you

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Speaker 1: think I was gonna say, sating it? Yeah. I said

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas Saturday, come and get this. I said it's

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Speaker 1: Christmas Sanding, come and get this. I said it's Christmas Saturday,

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Speaker 1: come and get this. I said it's Christmas. Steer booties

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Speaker 1: on my wish list. Merry Christmas. I remember, you can

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Speaker 1: follow the show on social media out the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: You can follow all of us individually. I'm a Jeual Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio,

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